Patrick from SpongeBob murdered God with a jar of mayonnaise.
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Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake
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Hi just wanted to let u know that in my creative writing class we had a prompt where we had to write a poem about the first post that comes up when we opened a social media app and mine was the empty 10L tub of mayonnaise so please enjoy this rushed and unedited poem about mayonnaise:
Emptiness, resting on the shelf
Hollowed out and discarded
No longer needed
No longer used
Feeling as light as a feather
The tub falls from the shelf
And rolls underneath
The lid falls off
Revealing the stench from the old remains of mayonnaise
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Just learn my language it’s not that hard people.
-Inumaki Toge-
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Amigas recuerden que todos los hombres son iguales, Pero sus cuentas bancarias no...
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Antoine Malliarakis “Mayo” (1905-1990) — At the Theatre [oil on canvas, 1971]
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committing this one to tumblr for preservation purposes
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An empty 10 liter mayonaise tub
A filter to the free government provided facemasks that were later recalled due to being a possible health risk. 👀
This magnificent teapot of an owl professor.
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Recordatorio saludable: Ama con frecuencia, ama con pasión, ama con todo tu corazón.
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