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tiredassmage · 5 months

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wait... hold on a second... rass buddy. when did you??? get a new paint splotch on your helmet????

#swtor spoilers #spoilers #swtor chains in the dark #swtor 7.4 #yes i went digging thru the rass tag to confirm and i have sov flashpoint screenshots that also suggest i'm not losing my mind #also no don't ask me what i think it means i have no idea i just.#my brain hinged on the fact that that was new and wouldn't let me rest until i confirmed i wasn't bsing myself #like. a dog that does not know if it should be excited at the door. all i can say is... bwouf..?#anyway. sorry. i don't know what to do with this information. if it means anything #or if it's just flavor like. could be either dude idk #ch: tyr #anyway. back to my queueing.#rass ordo

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awoogahonkhonk · 4 months

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There’s actually a lot of TWST characters who I think would (or wouldn’t) partake in the devils lettuce sooo here are some TWST weed Headcanons.

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Also, Ik they teens. Teens, don’t do drugs. But I did as a teen and am still not of age, high while writing this soooo yeah. Please remember that this is fiction and these are fictional characters.

Note: not all characters are in this list. If I didn’t add a character it’s either cause I had nothing of substance to say about them or I don’t know the character enough to make a proper headcanon. Also if I say something wrong I’m sorry I’m not a connoisseur I just do what I get.

Warning(s): General talk about weed, Yuu is a stoner(maybe idk) in this, cursing, unedited and written by someone under the influence

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Riddle Rosehearts: As much as I want him to, and I think he would actually benefit from it, he wouldn’t. Especially pre overblot but also post. And it’s more than it’s against the rules. All he knows about marijuana is what he’s learned from the anti drug PSA’s his moms had him watch. And he hates the smell. And his fragile lungs can’t take smoke. And he doesn’t trust edibles or like the taste. So, as much as I want him to just give it a chance and chill tf out, it’s a firm no.

Trey Clover: He’s impartial. Doesn’t like smoking, or getting high in general but he doesn’t have anything against others doing it. May smoke in group settings but rarely. He will 100% make some fire weed brownies if you ask. Also, number one guy to be with if you get the munchies.

Cater Diamond: I think he’s tried it, had a bad high, and never touched the stuff again. Might be convinced to try again with some close friends but only if they know what they’re doing. Also, acts like he knows what he’s doing but ends up hacking up a lung.

Ace Trappola: Yeah why not. He’s down to try anything once. Actually likes being high with people, like him and Deuce and Yuu have reg smoke sessions and he loves it. Just likes the feeling idk. I don’t think he smokes alone tho. Likes flavored pens.

Deuce Spade: Will attend every smoke session and get a second hand high but will rarely actually participate. He thinks he has to be the responsible one while Yuu and Ace get high off their asses. But he’s not against smoking a little every once in awhile.

Leona Kingscholar: For sure dude. Someone is almost always on something in Savanaclaw so he’s been around his fair share and tried a couple things. Doesn’t like the smell from joints cause yk beast man heightened everything. So he prefers edibles or pens. Pens still stink to him but not as bad. Casual stoner. It helps him sleep when everyone in his dorm is all riled up over nothing. Gave Ruggie his first edible but was not happy when he had to take care of him after he greened out. (I have so many nsfw thoughts about Leona and smoking with Yuu omg don’t)

Ruggie Bucchi: Like I said, first time he had an edible he greened out. In his defense, the dosage was way too much. Leona kinda forgot he wasn’t as tolerant as him. He didn’t really want to do it again after that but he figured out smoking was easier cause he could gage where he was better. So now he’s a lil stoner. High Ruggie = ravenous Ruggie. Like Fr you’d think this kid was starving the way he was shoveling shredded cheese into his mouth, straight out the bag.

Azul Ashengrotto: Just gonna make a blanket statement now, none of the mer students smoke. They aren’t technically supposed to have lungs and filling those lungs with smoke is just painful. So he doesn’t smoke. He’ll do an edible every so often, usually to help him sleep, but that’s it. IS the campus dealer tho. He knows a guy. He knows quite a few guys actually. Hooks everyone up, for a price.

Jade Leech: Never has, never will. Has absolutely no interest in it. Doesn’t like not being in control of himself. Will be around when others get high though, he thinks it’s hilarious. Especially when people do too much and get sick.

Floyd Leech: Complete opposite of his brother. Will get high anytime, anywhere, with anyone. It hurts to smoke, like I said previously, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t trying. It’s actually getting better. He also thinks smoking looks cooler than edibles. High Floyd is a very cuddly monster. Will squeeze anyone who gets close enough. Just be thankful that he’s too out of it to use his full strength.

Vil Schoenheit: Will loudly advocate against it and ban his dorm from doing it but probably has a secret stash somewhere. Only Rook knows about it. He’s stressed ok?! You try being a famous actor/model/fairest in the land.

Epel Felmier: My boy wants to. He really does. He thinks it looks so cool, and if Yuu can do it so can he! But the smoke burns his lungs and edibles taste bad. But that doesn’t stop him from trying!

Idia Shroud: OKAY so there are two ways I could write this. Cannon how he probably is, or headcannon how I want him to be and see him as. Cannon, he probably talks a big game but actually knows jack shit about drugs of any kind. And is kinda scared to try. But he will, to seem cool. Ends up coughing up his heart but he tried and that’s what counts. And now he can officially say he’s ‘done weed’. Headcannon, Idia as a little loner stoner. It calms his nerves and makes it easier to talk to people. Usually if he’s out of his dorm, he’s high. He’s also high when he’s in his dorm. It helps him sleep and he thinks better with a lil weed in his system. May have developed a small codependency but that’s okay(no it’s not seek help). Mr wake and bake.

Malleus Draconia: Weed? Like, dandelions? What? He’s so confused when someone offers. Why would you smoke weeds? Lilia has to explain it to him three different ways before he gets it. He’ll try, but please give him an edible. It’s for your own safety. His lungs could probably take the smoke but if he ends up taking a hit too big he will cough up flames and not little ones. Very spacey once he’s high. Will stair at the ceiling for hours and say absolutely nothing.

Lilia Vanrouge: Has, will, wants to rn actually. Lilia lived through the 70s, he’s done almost every drug known to man, and probably some not yet known, at least once. Why not? He can take it. Doesn’t smoke often but also does? Idk how to explain it. Likes flavored cartridges more than anything else. The weirdo who fucks with cotton candy. He gets bad cotton mouth tho so… I mean, if you believe in the vampire theory like I do…👀

Silver: The first time he smoked was with his dad. He walked in on Lilia and a bong when he was like 15 and Lilia was like cmon m’boy. Now, he’s concerned that Lilia wasn’t more careful and exposed him so young but that also means he has an okay relationship with weed. Like, he’s able to make his decision firmly due to plenty of experimentation. He hates smoking and edibles generally but will absolutely body some weed brownies.

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transguydeuce · 4 months

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queer twst headcanons pt 3: octavinelle

azul: i’m pretty sure merpeople think about gender way differently, but also, i think he's transmasc (and super insecure about it). he's probably only ever seen skinny or muscular trans men before and that makes him even more insecure, poor guy. i think he started t semi-recently and is still having voice cracks. keeping his tits bc theyre an "asset" and as a businessman he would be a fool to get rid of his assets. anyway i also think he's gay. i think he is a fruit.

floyd: doesnt consider himself trans so is kind of cis by default but like... none gender left eel. he is la creatura. that's a he/it. i don't think he would care if u used more pronouns for him either tbh but he presents masc and doesn't mind it. he's got more important things to worry about. not sure abt sexuality tbh but he’s some flavor of queer that’s for sure.

jade: tbh gives me agender vibes? i don't think he thinks too much about gender but i do think he would enjoy being more fem from time to time. he's like one of those dudes that just sometimes wears a dress and lipstick and likes being pretty. if you ask him on any given day he'll give u a different set of pronouns. got 20,000 genders like that one fungus. i think he is a man liker also idk why just the vibes, but could totally also see him on the aroace spectrum.

#twst headcanons #twst #disney twisted wonderland #octavinelle #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #my stuff

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catchyhuh · 7 months

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breakfast facts

WARNING!!!! DO NOT EMULATE THE MADE UP EATING PATTERNS I JUST MADE UP FOR THESE MADE UP PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BAD FOR YOU. ESPECIALLY ZENIGATA REALLY REALLY DO NOT EMULATE ANY OF TH

lupin:

must eat as soon as he wakes up or he’s fucked. not even like fully a physical stomach thing its just mentally he Must start his day with food

kellogs commercial table. the cereal, two slices of toast, one butter, one jam, apple, like bacon and eggs n shit

scarfs it down in two seconds. as a result no one else will make his breakfast for him becuase its kind of annoying spending 2 hours cooking at 7am so the princess can inhale his perfectly crisp bacon like the poltergust 3000

yes he complains when he has to do it himself. so every day yes. it just wasn't practical to do the whole shebang every day so he whittled it down to his toast and eggs. but you know if he could,

the king must feast. he gives himself a stomach ache damn near every day he gets his food the way he actually wants it

jigen:

eats what’s provided honestly. you could say that about every meal but he just doesn’t care too much esp with his breakfast

he’ll complain (he’s particular about waffles and pancakes needing to be a certain amount of savory to justify them existing in a MEAL meal and not just as a dessert) but not too a huge extent. honestly he’ll eat whatever

doesn't have a huge appetite early in the morning, usually balances it out with a big lunch and even BIGGER dinner. he's gotta ease into those heavy hitters man he's delicate bro

cawfee. cuppa joe. He hates it. jigen doesn’t like it despite dressing like a keurig machine gijinka and having the symphonic cadence of a coffee grinder. it just doesn’t taste good to him (it's that deceptive scent dude) that said {sleep hcs incoming soon} sometimes he needs some to jumpstart him like an old car. again, complains, but goes through with it

fujiko:

special k commercial table. the cereal. the side bowl with random dollops of peanut butter and mixed other nuts and oats (?) i guess it’s oats, the GRAPEFRUIT oh i know she’s a grapefruit bitch!! pb honey spread on an English Muffin too. like some. idk there’s a cinnamon stick involved YOU GET THE VISUAL

funny thing is she doesn’t even eat half of it. she just goes with the muffin, bowl of mini wheats, maybe two pieces of grapefruit ingested as she leaves the table. whoever passes the table next is expected to handle leftovers. breakfast leftovers. that's an insane concept now that i type it out

cawfee. she either drinks it with a thousand disgusting artificially flavored creams or she chews the beans raw. presentation vs functionality is a key aspect of ms mine's internal struggle

complex relationship with fast food coffee shop chains as a result

goemon:

another guy who loves the Big Breakfast by tom cardy but unlike lupin (who loves his beauty sleep too much to wake up early) and fujiko (who usually gets her non-lupin boytoy of the month to make it for her) goemon actually gets up asscrack of dawn early to prepare a meal fit for a king

perfectly fluffy rice. hand squeezed juice. absolutely decadent vegetables. impossibly picturesque omelette. but just normal ass sara lee bread though he doesn’t have THAT much time on his hands

funny thing is he's definitely the most normal about it. goemon just. eats his breakfast. he might raise his eyebrows in slight surprise at how good the eggs taste today or something but really its just. food. all these other weirdos either take 10 years to eat a piece of toast or just inhale their food but the guy who dresses and talks like its the 18th century wins the normal award here

has emphasized the importance of eating breakfast to others before despite easily functioning without it. wake him up at 4 say “no time for brekkie dude we gotta go steal the fire hydrant of the louvre” and he’ll be like Done no problems

zenigata: i know i mentioned it before but NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR DO NOT FUCKING EMULATE

haha.

he’s very bad about it VERY bad about it always getting yelled at by third parties. they go “what’d you have for breakfast” and he shrugs and they go "oh god did you even eat" "ONE BOILED EGG HAS PROTEIN IN IT!!"

its amazing the stature you can get while still being the guy who eats half a protein bar for breakfast and doesn’t actually sit down for a meal again until like 1 am. really i cannot emphasize enough don’t try this at home

HES JUST SO DAMN BUSY! but if he could he’d take anything. unlike jigen, who just doesn't wanna start a fight THAT early in the morning, zeni just loves every breakfast food! muffins eggs potatoes pancakes cereal the random ass fruit he LOVES it

god help the hotel with a free breakfast when this guy comes in. or that is, if he didn’t sleep until 11 AM because he was up lupin-ing all night.

in conclusion: they would all love a trip to the mcdonalds breakfast menu drivethru. they all get a hashbrown. would you believe me if i said i only remembered the mcdonald’s commercials after typing that

#lupin iii #lupin the third #i don't wanna overtag because really this is just. so i can put this out into the world and get it OUT OF MY HEAD so yeah ^w^#ACTUALLY I NEED TO TAG THIS FOR MY OWN ORGANIZATION LATER DON'T I. OOPS ok we'll just keep it on a one name basis #lupin #jigen #goemon #fujiko #zenigata #done.

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twothpaste · 7 months

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Idk if you've covered this before but what are your thoughts on Porky having a movie about Ness n pals? That scene is rapidly spinning around in my noggin

This turns my cerebral matter into a rotisserie chicken on a spit as well. Part of what's so fascinating about it I think is how much we don't know about the film. How did Porky make this thing?? Are the characters we see on screen paid actors, re-enacting the events of EarthBound for his amusement?? Or did he somehow, through timetravel shenanigans or a deranged obsession all those years ago, actually record Ness n' pals' adventures?! Did Porky himself write a script for this movie, or supervise the editing? Is it documentary or dramatization? We don't see any frames that feature Porky - one's gotta wonder how he presents himself on the silver screen. Like, did he clip out all the times he acted like a total scumbag? Did he change them, so that to an audience of suckers, the esteemed King P seems like a hero too? Or is it presented exactly as it happened, 'cause in Porky's eyes, he really was the hero of this story all along?? I feel like a dedicated fan could make a case either way for every one of these possibilities. And all of them carry haunting implications in a bazillion different ways. ( Lots more beneath the cut. )

What we do know is that this movie's mere existence says a lot about Porky's fixation on the past. New Pork especially - but other areas too - is littered with callbacks to EarthBound, loads of shallow & off-kilter recreations of objects & imagery from Porky's childhood. It's as if he's trying to resurrect everything he's nostalgic for, and superimpose it onto a totally different world. Dude's lived a bazillion years, he's probably had all kinds of crazy experiences in that time. But he's still only got eyes for Ness, and Onett, and that one very special adventure. He's grandly presenting his origin story to a generation of future-people, and presumably expects them to be just as terminally nostalgically enthralled as he is. But these people don't have the context to know what it means. They can't grasp it as anything other than a cartoonishly wacky adventure film. They probably don't even know it's depicting real events (however skewed it may or may not be)! Or that these child heroes almost definitely grew old and died ages ago. The thought of Porky putting forth something so important to him, something that means fucking everything to him - and his flock of brainwashed followers just not getting it at all - is like??? Boil me down into soup and stir the pot around. Pour me in a Campbell's can and don't open it until the end of the world. Agh.

This applies just as much, maybe especially so, to Lucas. Something about it always feels deeply unnerving to me, when I reach New Pork's movie theater on replays. Piloting Lucas n' company to stand there, in the dark, juxtaposed in front of a past they can't possibly comprehend. A past we, as players of this series, identify so strongly with! But our new protagonist flat out just isn't a part of that old world. He's got nothing to do with it, and no clue who Ness is. His fight with Porky is so present and personal… I don't think Lucas is carrying on a mantle here, even symbolically. Porky wants very badly for him to be the new Ness, a worthy opponent who'll "play" with him, to rekindle the same adrenaline he felt when he last fought his old friend. But Lucas is his own person with his own motives. And he's not playing, either. You press A in front of that screen, and you get nothing special in terms of flavor text. 'Cause it doesn't mean anything to Lucas. Porky's memories simply aren't Lucas' baggage.

There are a lot of moments in Mother 3 that turn nostalgia on its head. Makin' stuff that oughtta feel familiar and heartwarming turn queasy in your tummy instead. Making you reconsider why you cling to childhood memories, and whether or not they blind you to future possibilities - like they do for Porky. The movie theater's probably my favorite of these moments.

#thank you anon #sorry this took a while to answer 🙇#mother 3 #ask tag #2thtalks

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noneedtofearorhope · 1 month

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just trying to look into the history of jams and such, to find an old fashioned recipe to see if it's the same as today, considering once upon a time sugar wasn't abundant, and canning is a relatively recent invention, but most of them are just like, the 1950s...

anyway, that frustration aside, i find this one video titled 'the history of jam and preserves'. ok, great! exactly what im looking for. but this dude is going on about 'the primitive diet our ancestors ate, that we're meant to eat' and he starts compaining about how 'modern jams are full of evil chemical preservatives' which like, idk what jams he's eaten but smuckers, about the most mainstream mass produced jam i could think of, only has citric acid and hfcs as ingredients that even come close to being 'evil chemical preservatives' and uhh.... they're definitely pretty far removed from that.

but the kicker is, he's got a big tub of fucking optimum nutrition brand whey protein powder in the background, which a quick look at their website shows that they only come in flavored varieties with artificial flavors or other additives. so citric acid and corn syrup are no goes, but shit like acesulfame potassium is just cool with you? i mean, idk what that is, but i reckon he doesnt either, right?

anyway, im sure this video will be suuuuper informative and not full of fashy propaganda pulled from his ass.

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houseofchalamet · 2 years

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Being friends with young!Henry Creel would be like:

Him: “I will not accept defeat. I either win or I die.”

You: “ok, dude, calm down.”

He could talk about spiders for hours at a time and you let him; not because you care all that much, but because you know he just needs someone to listen.

Him: “I’m different. How am I supposed to live in this mundane, tedious world?”

You: “idk, don’t you have like… a hobby or smth. A pet? A fave food, maybe?”

Kids at school think he’s weird and ignore him. When you become friends with him, they start ignoring you and looking at you funny too, but you don’t care what they think.

“You wanna do WHAT to your parents?? Henry, that’s illegal in most countries.”

He loves to go out for ice cream, but he only gets ever vanilla. Even when you get a crazy flavor and let him try it and he says he likes it, he never orders it for himself. Only vanilla.

*You had the bright idea to cut your own hair; Henry is supportive. You’re sitting in front of the bathroom mirror with scissors in your hand, your tongue stuck between your lips as you focus on finding precisely the right spot to cut. He’s sitting on the lid of the toilet, watching.* “I think I’m gonna give myself bangs.”

“That looks nice.”

“Want me to cut yours?”

“Absolutely not.”

He’s INSANELY good at board games. Sometimes he lets you win.

You occasionally commit arson together🥺

You give each other book suggestions and sometimes read to each other. He likes horror, but knows you get scared easily so he skips over the really gory parts for you.

He hates his birthday, but he NEVER forgets yours. He always gets you a present, and it’s always something really thoughtful.

“You wanna come over and summon demons with me?”

“…”

“uHM YES”

You do homework together and he helps you with subjects you’re not so good at (he’s extremely smart).

When he finally tells you about his powers, he thinks you’ll be freaked out. He’s surprised when you’re actually amazed.

“NO WAY, THATS SO COOL!”

“Aren’t you afraid?”

“Of you? Never.”

A few weeks’ worth of you annoying him by asking him to make everything float, but he complies every time.

Then… an idea strikes you.

“Can you make me float?”

“I can try.”

It works.

You decide to see how high he can lift you into the air. You both go into an empty field and try it.

You get about sixty feet in the air when he loses control of you and you come plummeting back down.

Somehow, you make it out with only a broken arm. You tell your parents you fell out of a tree. Henry is scared you’ll be mad at him, but you’re absolutely not. He’s the only person you’ll let sign your cast. It’s like an inside joke between the two of you.

And of course, when the cast comes off, you wanna try again, but he says no:(

You’re the only person who doesn’t treat him like he’s different. You feel like a bridge between him and the rest of the world. You make him feel normal. You make him feel accepted.

#Henry creel #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #henry creel x reader #001 #vecna #vecna stranger things #st Vecna #001 x reader #vecna x reader #jamie Campbell bower #jamie bower #jamie bower x reader #jamie Campbell bower x reader #st season 4 #stranger things season 4 #st volume 1 #st volume 2 #young henry creel

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polyamorouspunk · 3 months

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Coming here to yell about a thing.

SO. Im like. Frustrated with the whole ‘am I queer’ thing. (Like personally for myself). And i think Im at a point where I just. Do not care anymore. Like. I could care less what people refer to me as. I dont think its important to tell people. And I just do what I want. I think my new response when asked is gonna just be ‘idk Im just me’.

Like. Im dating this person and Ive not told them any of my queer exploits and. I dont think Im going to? Is that wrong of me? That I dont feel like its important or defining enough to be brought up and have a weird awkward conversation about when I dont even have a solid answer and also Im completely comfortable being called either way? Its not like the terms they call me upset me or make me uncomfortable. I just dont think its worth the conversation of ‘well my gender might be fucked but details are unobtainable’.

Of the few friends who ive told about it, some think i should tell my parter and another thinks theres nothing wrong with it if its not a path I plan on pursuing or putting importance on in my life. Honestly, I haven’t even thought of it in months until I was talking to an old friend who knew me as exploring my queerness that I hadnt seen in a few years and he just kept asking questions and prying about the gender stuff and like. Fuck bro I dont know anymore. Is it really wrong of me to just not care anymore and want to leave that chapter of my life behind? Like Im still kinda involved in my local queer community, but more like. Its like, not *because* Im queer, but because these people are accepting of me just existing as I am. Just. Aaahhhhhhh IM PULLING MY HAIR OUT WITH THIS

HELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 😭😭😭

I think that’s completely normal.

I live my life as a girl. People are surprised when I say I’m trans because like man I don’t like it but like it’s like yeah I don’t care enough to fight over people using pronouns other than she/her for me irl? Like it’s just not worth it and I don’t care that much.

Honestly I don’t really see much of a point in like “coming out” for myself anymore either. Like if it’s a conversation I want to have with someone then cool but do I really give a shit if the random customer I’m ringing out thinks I’m straight and cis? Not really.

Like yeah, different spaces for different things. A part of me is sad that a lot of other queer people probably don’t pick up on me being queer because I don’t really scream “QUEER” when you look at me, and that’s a big reason of why I’m going to cut my hair soon. But like I do think that’s kind of silly of me not feeling like I “look” queer enough. And honestly I know a lot of queer people who are shit and a lot of cishet people who aren’t.

I have a friend who as far as I know is cishet but just by virtue of him being autistic and nerdy he just attracts queer people. It’s like “oh he’s an honorary queer” no he’s just weird and different like the rest of us but in a different way.

There’s a reason queer overlaps a lot with like neurodivergence and physical disability/chronic illness etc. Weird just attracts weird. Who cares what flavor.

Honestly I’d rather have weird cishet friends than pretentious queer people who treat me like shit.

I’ve always said for myself that if a cishet guy was interested in me I would be fine with just being a cis girl in a relationship with a cishet guy. Like I wouldn’t want anyone being like “well he’s in a queer relationship because he’s with a transmasc genderfluid bi lesbian queer person” like nah dude if someone wants to see me as their gf and I’m comfortable with it then cool.

There are also a LOT of gay people who don’t ID as queer or even LGBTQ+. You can be LGBTQ+ whatever and not be “in the community” and you can be cis/het/allo/mono and still “in the community”.

It’s all about breaking down boarders. If YOU don’t care, no one else should care. What you tell any person you’re dating is completely up to you. Obviously some things are more important than others (like hey if you don’t want to disclose you have an STD you don’t have to! But you probably should) but queer status is personal and up for disclosure on a case-to-case basis- or just 100% or not at all.

#punk gets mail #personal #100% agree with you #you do you

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gizkasparadise · 1 year

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hi!! i love your taste in dramas and i was wondering if you have any more villain romance recs, specifically cdrama recs? i finished lbfad and tiger & rose already and im currently watching twisted fate of love (and LOVING it hehe)

yay i love villain romances!! gonna include villains and villain-lites! my favorites on this list are goodbye my princess and arthdal chronicles for villain main leads and love and redemption, monarch industry, empress ki, extraordinary you, chicago typewriter, and bridal mask/gaksital for villainy second leads!

cdrama: villain is the main lead

the ultimate villain romance for me is goodbye my princess. the male lead is fucking horrendous but compelling and it's a tragedy from start to finish. don't watch if you want healthy relationships, someone changing for the better through the power of love, or a happy ending. do watch if you're in the mood to just get fucked up and see gorgeous costumes and scenery while doing so (also my favorite cdrama ost!). romance of tiger and rose is kind of a romcom parody of this one, too!

the legends is a nice sort of gender flip-- the female lead is basically a hot shit, overpowered demon and the male lead is a gentle guy trying to do bad all on his own because he's full of heart eyes. there's also a secondary antagonist who has a thing for the female lead, so double villainy!

word of honor. i have not finished this one, but one of the male leads def fits this bill!

the rise of phoenixes. not really a villain ML, exactly, but he's very machiavellian and schemey so if you liked the lead in twisted fate of love, you'd DEFINITELY like him (i need to finish this drama!!!)

...till the end of the moon. which i dont think i recommend, but feel compelled to mention. here's the deal: the middle arc, like eps 19-30ish? fucking perfection! the bookends on either side? dont do nearly as much. the end? i dont know her (literally, i didnt bother with the last ep). idk try it out if you're starving for costume villain love trapped in a masochism tango, but....watch some of the other dramas on this list first

cdrama: villainy second lead and/or main antagonist is in love with the lead

love and redemption and dear god you'll need a stress ball

monarch industry/the rebel princess has shades of this

prince of lan ling

kdrama: villain is the main lead

arthdal chronicles has a male lead having a villainous crush on the female lead (and they are VERY ship baity), as well as the second male and female leads both being villains and in love. i love iiiit, but be warned it ends on a cliffhanger and s2 isnt out yet

cheese in the trap. the male lead is not a great dude. a lot of people dont like this drama, but i love it (aside from a weak last ep)

everyone's just a little bit shitty in bloody heart, to include the male lead

the male lead in little women will have you guessing from start to finish if you're a clown for trusting him or not

who the villain is is kind of a rotating door in the series, but the main male lead in moon lovers: scarlet heart ryeo definitely spends time in anti-hero land

que sera sera and when a man's in love/man in love are older dramas with male leads who are definitely Questionable (the former is described as a bastard in the synopsis and the latter is an ex-gangster trying to go legit but not quite able to shake the gangster tendencies). neither story is a traditional romance, and there's a lot of content warnings to be mindful of (lots of slapping and hitting in the former, cheating in the second [and probably some slapping])

depending on your POV (or the point of the story) the main love interest from empress ki could qualify! and then there's a support character who's a straight up villain that's got a crush

i dont want to tell you anything because spoilers! but there's flavors of this with king in love/the king loves

kdrama: villainy second lead and/or primary antagonist is in love with the lead

extraordinary you

mr. sunshine (more anti-hero than villain, but you'll get that flavor with dong mae aka my most intense SLS ever)

dali and the cocky prince

the princess' man

tale of nokdu

chicago typewriter (more villainous crush than full on love line)

bridal mask/gaksital (the male lead also starts out as a villain in this one!)

from now on, showtime! features a villainous crush and i wish the backstory eps were their own drama because i loved them

#asks!#cdrama #kdrama

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How the dangerous fellows characters react to you having a caffine addiction:

Idk man- I'm running on zero sleep and an energy drink- So I thought why not? I'll probably do one for Obey me as well bc idk-

Characters included: Ethan, Zion, Eugene, Harry, Lawrence, Scarlet, Judy, Hailey, Sue, and Jay

Ethan:

-Okay, to be fair, he probably notices it, but won't stop it unless it becomes dangerous-

-He may not notice it, but there are times he'd be concerned. He'd walk into your house and see all the caffeinated beverages and be like, "Uh, Ma'am/Sir/Mx, are you mentally okay?" Please talk to him if you just want someone to listen-

-But if anything happens like you end up in the hospital, he'll feel so bad. Please hug him-

-Overall, if you're trying to stop a caffeine addiction, he'll help you. But otherwise, he won't force anything-

Zion:

-Okay hear me out, this man has a major caffeine addiction-

-Like during school you'd probably catch him having either an energy drink or like a 12 pack of soda-

-I've seen someone carry an actual 12 pack of soda, and the dude acted like Zion- So that's my reasoning-

-If you need a soda or somethin, this man got it.

-If you're trying to quit, he's not the best one for that.

-He's the type that would just walk up to you and hand you some sorta caffeinated beverage. Why? Don't know. You're welcome-

-Don't open this man's locker- I'm telling you now. Because the second you do, you're just going to find it filled iwth other 12 packs and lonesome energy drinks-

Eugene:

-Okay, he's on the spectrum having a caffeine addiction, but also not. Like you can see him drinking something with caffeine in it, but then he won't touch it for like 2 weeks after

-He'll probably just scoff and tell you that it's bad for you.

-If you're dating, he'll try and drag you to drink other things. It doesn't have to be caffeine free, but just something with less caffeine. He'd try and keep it so you wouldn't know, but you do-

-I'd say he's a pretty good person to get over a caffeine addiction with. Probably does make some remarks, but he doesn't mean it- Baby's just a tsundere-

-If your addiction is really bad, I could see him grabbing your drink and just chugging it- He doesn't like to waste things, but also has declared you've had enough caffine for one day-

Harry:

-If you're good friends, he'd probably discourage it and would be worried. But he wouldn't be all over you about it. I mean, Zion's also got an addiction as well-

-But if you're lovers... He'd probably try and help you get away from it.

-Like Eugene, he'd try and get you to try other drinks. Tea, juice, flavored water, etc..

-If you're trying to quite, bruh this man's got you. Want help cleaning out caffeine? He's got you. Need a drink? He's taking you. He's overall a 100000/10 for any sort of addiction.

-If you offer him an energy drink, he'd probably become slightly hyper- If it's not a sweet one, his face would scrunch up- He'd tell you it wasn't bad, but you can tell he doesn't wanna hurt your feelings-

Lawrence:

-Addiction? Nah, he wouldn't allow it-

-But theoretically with him stealing all the caffeine and throwing it out, he'd be very concerned.

-Would totally read random facts about how bad caffeine is

-Since he's pretty manipulative, I could see him being the type of person to start drinking caffeine and drink it as much as you do so you stop. I mean, you wouldn't want him injured, right..?

-Overall, not a good man to have an addiction around- Please someone bop this man with a newpaper-

-Trying to quit? Don't worry, he's already thrown out all of the caffeine- He won't even let you go to the store with him in fear of you buying soda.

-If you're really addicted, he'd help you by giving you small amounts. He doesn't like the addiction, but also doesn't want you in pain. (Quitting addictions abruptly is not good. Certain ones are dangerous, while others just cause minor annoyances like headaches and stuff. I know because I have a caffeine addiction-;'))

Jay:

-Really doesn't care. He's the type to look the other way.

-He's the type to believe caffine isn't dangerous for you.

-Are you trying to quit? Okay, cool- He doesn't really care.

-If you are closer to him, he still wouldn't care much. The only time he would be if something happened to you.

-If you aren't looking, he'd probably steal your drink. Not to help you, but it just looked good-

Scarlet:

Yeah, she kinda hopes it kills you-

-That is, unless it's like an enemy to lovers or enemies to friends kinda deal.

-She'd say remarks all the time.

-Probably would also read to you the facts about how unhealthy it is.

-If you're trying to quit, she'd legit grab everything caffeinated and throw it out. No buts-

Judy:

You can't tell me this woman doesn't run on energy drinks.

-Talk to her about good flavors of caffeinated beverages. She knows a lot-

-If you're trying to quit, she'd quite with you. She cares too much about you to let you go through that by yourself.

-Please hug her. She's so sweet-

-She'd come over to your house at like 3 and be carrying a whole box of energy drinks and snacks. Get ready because you're gonna be drinking that and watching movies for the rest of the night- Tired? Go ahead, drink another.

Hailey:

-Tbh, I don't think she's ever had any energy drinks- Maybe has had one soda, but hates it.

-She'd try and act like it doesn't bother her, but you can clearly tell it does.

-She'd warn you that it's unhealthy, but would leave it at that.

-If you end up in a hospital, she'd cry- Please hug her. She's sensitive.

-If you're trying to quit, she'd be so happy-

-Every time you open a caffeinated drink around her, she'd probably step a few feet away from you. I feel like she has a sensitive nose, so she doesn't want that smell near her-

Sue:

-If you aren't close to her, all she'd do is look at you in disgust.

-She has had both energy drinks and soda, but finds it disgusting. If it's coffee, though, that's a different story.

-She'd tell you, the health benefits of things like coffee and tea, but would also counter it by explaining how unhealthy other caffeinated beverages are.

-If you're trying to quit, she'd give you some tips but that's about it.

-She doesn't know much about good flavors of soda or energy drinks, but if it's coffee, she's the best one to ask. Probably makes the best coffee you'll ever have-

#headcannons #caffine #x reader #dangerous fellows #Lawrence #Eugen #Zion #Harry #Ethan #Sue #Judy #Scarlet #Jay

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tea-withnofixinsplease · 1 year

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Anime fandom confession: I hate when people hype up a new shounen show for being "The most epic anime of the season" and it's basically just...some blood and gore fest for the nth time. Like I love the genre, the hero's journey is a classic, and the action scenes are very well animated, but it reeks a little bit of misogyny where Shoujo and Slice of life anime is looked down upon despite having a more diverse lineup of plots whereas Shounen gets an unlimited free pass for having the same:

Tits ✅

Fight ✅

Blood Spray ✅

Sacred Item and/or Chosen Dude who is better at everything without trying ✅

checklist and throwing a guy who is either the most milquetoast copypaste shmuck or a Dick who should be in prison somewhere, with no in between.

The flavor feels different than it was, even as late, as the early 2000s. Not AT ALL shitting on animes like demon slayer, and spy x family.

Like i love Gigguk, and I love the various reaction channels that I subscribe to, but it seems like a lot of the time the action animes of the season are just those.

I feel like it sucks for the dudes watching, because it's like they're only allowed to have some form of emotion when it's a gory power fantasy and it sucks for the girls because they could be replaced with a bikini mannequin with 3 catchphrases and the plot would not change at all and it's very annoying. I won't even mention queer people, yall basically dont even exist.

Sure the genre has it's issues but once again because it's so damn difficult for shoujo and slice-of-life manga to get greenlit for an anime as of late for some reason, there are just more bangers ig idk.

#yes this is a swordart online callout #a seven deadly sins callout #the netflix exclusive anime release section callout #any anime where the girl has an annoyingly wispy voice a vacant expression and says something that ends in -sama #callout #anime

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SorrowJoy, BBEva, Otasune, Ocelhira? Various flavors here.

Ask me about a character or ship

Sorrowjoy I find them super compelling. The idea of The Sorrow suffering losing The Joy while she's still there is haunting. Coupled with the Boss feeling like every bad thing in the world is her fault and how she was forced to hurt everyone she loved... OUGH. I could talk about that a lot

Unpopular opinion I don't think The Sorrow dying to save Ocelot was as noble as some make it out to be. idk man. If The Boss tried to assassinate me I'd just let her kill me also/jk

Music I associate with them Agnes by Glass Animals made me choke up when thinking about them On a more general note Je Te Pardonne - Pilule bleue (google for english lyrics) by GIMS makes me think of The Boss and everyone who loved her

Could I beat them in a fight? No, but they are Ocelot's parents so I would try.

BBEVA EVA was on something else dude what the fuck was she thinking?? Their relationship is more interesting to me post Patriots breakup. I want to go over Eva's appearance in mgs4 again and pick it apart to see wtf is going on. I also find it very funny that Snaked apparently did not remove his boots or pants during sex. Why was that the one time they decided not to show Snake ass?

Don't know the popular opinions, so here's a fun fact: Apparently they were supposed to make out in the mountain shack scene but Snaked's mocap actor froze up and inspired them to change it?? Would've totally changed the vibe of the scene imo

Music I associate with them Nothing I can think of rn

Could I beat them in a fight? I'd do better than Volgin at least

Otasune Weird to think that it's not canon? If I ever portray Otacon without a wedding ring post mgs4 assume I've been replaced. Can't believe they lost the Iconic Yaoi Poll along with spirk 😔

Unpopular opinion That I don't think they're canon I guess? IDK if that's actually unpopular. My sister argued with me when I called them fanon lol

Music I associate with them None specifically but Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar is mgs4 + Jupiter family vibe to me

Could I beat them in a fight? I would not fight them. Even though Hal has an anime desktop.

Ocelhira Absolute disaster. They're a divorced and widowed power couple. They absolutely should not be coexisting. That's the entire vibe. They're really fucking funny. I can't take them seriously though '

Unpopular opinion I think Kaz was the more annoying one. Ocelot didn't turn petty until BB was back in the picture, then it became all-out war. I've mentioned it before and I could definitely elaborate more...

Music I associate with them None, tragically. Here's my fav fanart instead

Could I beat them in a fight? Absolutely. I don't care how powerful either of them are, I'm stronger.

#sorrowjoy #bbeva #otasune #ocelhira #hylas's shipping opinions

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twinksintrees · 2 years

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Dndads Pride hc’s

S1 dads

Darryl: cis guy, he’s bi, repressed, and has a full blown sexuality crisis over Henry in the forgotten realms

Henry: transmasc, he/him or he/they, idk I like both options. he’s canonically bi and we love to see it <3

Glenn: cis dude, I think Glenn’s the kind of guy to not use labels and just goes with whatever

Ron: cis. het.

S1 kids

Grant: cis guy, canonically gay. Pretty straightforward lmao

Lark: like his dad, I think Lark is some flavor of transmasc. He/him. I don’t think he uses labels, but he definitely likes men in my personal head canon. (We don’t talk about what happened with Rebecca.)

Sparrow: probably cis, he/him. he’s the ‘I love everyone <3’ straight person. He’s a good ally tho, he comes from a very queer family.

Nick: most likely cis, he/him. Pan.

Terry Jr. i think he’s cis but I do love the idea that he’s trans and chose Terry Jr as his name. He/him. probably straight.

S2 kids

Link: trans. guy. He/him. Waiting for his voice to drop <3 also he likes women.

Normal: honestly? no clue on gender. he’s anything and everything. He/they. Bi king.

Taylor: he’s a guy, he/him, no clue if he’s cis or not tho. either way. I think he’s heteroflexible. Like mostly girls but he could be into a guy.

Scary: TRANSFEM Q U E E N. She/they. I think she likes girls but idk about guys.

Bonus round!

S1 mommies

Carol: cishet. next.

Mercedes: carrying on the tradition of t4t Henry and Mercedes she’s a trans lady, she/her. She’s either pan or unlabeled.

Morgan: cis, pan queen.

Samantha: maybe trans, she/her, probably straight.

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tiptapricot · 11 months

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brings you a fruit platter XD 🍑 & 🍈 & (blueberries - can't find the emoji, but ur fave underrated thing to write about in ur fandoms)

🍑 —If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

Hmmm this is a tough one because I honestly don’t do/think of crossovers very much? I rly like working within a piece n finding things to expand on inside it. I may unfortunately have to go w the boring answer of I probably wouldn’t JNDBDBD It’s not like I don’t read stuff either but I’m not exactly a literature man in my passions as reading takes a lot of brain power, so idrk any quotes or overarching things id try to tie in? This is honestly kinda interesting to me on its own that I just. Don’t have anything. But ig that’s just how it is fhdhdjbd I’m not rly a crossover or references dude I suppose.

Maybe something with Miguel/2099 stuff and Terry from Batman Beyond? Somth ab future versions of characters n legacies n Terry’s thing of helping an older roughened guy care ab ppl again, and the fact that he had spiderman inspo in his making, idk. But that’s more just a musing more than anything serious.

🍈 —Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions

I have many n don’t have one (I have a super hard time with single favorite characters) so I will not be giving all of them n just give some rapid fire thoughts from across the board.

I love trans Miguel O’Hara and Gwen Stacy esp from the spiderverse movies as I think those readings of them are a very thematically appropriate and fascinating way to explore them, and I love trans people

Comics Steven from MK paints the body’s nails and gets them regular manicures/pedicures/hair care treatments, etc n has an extensive collection of Bath and Bodyworks soaps and scrubs and lotions. They also have semi-sensitive skin and he’s very aware of ingredients and what will work for them

Hera w359 is aLso such a trans woman to me there is so much ab the self and holding it and creating it and breaking from the miles people tell you to stay in and finding the humanity in yourself and creating a new sense of self outside of programming and the literal voice someone forced you to have. I love her so dearly and aUGGH

Show!Steven from MK has a record player and is very careful about taking them out of the sleeves, but not careful about how they end up stacked up. Jake does CDs. Marc downloads random tracks onto their phone or only listens via YouTube (not YouTube music just looking up on YouTube)

🫐—What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

Well this isn’t rly underrated bc stuffs still kicking off but if someone hasn’t already, a timeloop fic for ATSV Miguel would slap absolute ass. I’m also on the (sort of but also not always?) rare train of genderqueer jake, and ofc the very rare train of some-flavor-of-transfem Marc. Also love non binding and non top op trans men/mascs and would lOve to see that around more. I’m also someone who does a lot of inhuman body exploration which while not uncommon in the big scheme I find a way to work into a lot of my headcanons for characters at some point and can be a huge draw (like to Ted n Jack from wwbn, the MK sys with weird Khonshu body effects and differing levels of human connection, or Miguel w his many mutations n differing levels of spider ppl connection).

Send me a fruity writing ask!

#the fruit is talking again #the fruit is answering again #ask game

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azumasoroshi · 2 years

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HELLO HI YOUR LONDON SIDE DLC POSTS HAVE ME DYING I NEED TO HEAR YOUR VANLOCK THOUGHTS BEFORE THESE LOSER DIVORCEES FUCKING KILL ME

YOU WROTE THE VANLOCK DANCE OF DEDUCTION THING OH MY GOD A VANLOCK ICON HAS VISITED MY HUMBLE CHAMBERS

words cannot express how much i love vanlock like i got into it for the exes energy at first in dgs 1 and then it all spiralled from there and i started reading fanfiction (there's this one really good author i absolutely adore) bro dude i was there when there were 36 vanlock fics on ao3 and 18 of them were in chinese i have remained devoted and i will continue to remain devoted to these gayasses

most of my thoughts ive already posted about them, some of them i plan to make into fics once school stops kicking my ass with a vengeance and im writing one right now but lemme try to highlight everything i like about their dynamic uhhhh

there is so much potential post-dgs2 for their dynamic because found family and [cOUGHs in dgs2 spoilers] and literally how are they NOT gonna have to be in contact 24/7 they are going to be married in 10 years if iris has anything to say about it.

we dont know ANYTHING about their history even though they clearly have a history which is just a green flag for headcanons to go wild, i mean im already deadset on the idea that both of them at least minored in theater with how fuckin flamboyant they are so van zieks majored in law while herlock majored in either chemistry, engineering, or the art of driving everyone insane. or everything idk

they must have done a stage kiss at least once that was extremely fraught with actual romantic/sexual tension that everyone but them noticed and was extremely awkward about. benjamin/albert happens to be with van zieks when they both see herlock in the present and albert is like "oh hey i remember him you guys did that really awkward stage k-" and van zieks is like "please stop talking"

i said this in another post but it is so unclear what their relationship is that you could assign so many things to it. exes, divorcees, one night stand, several night stands, coworkers with benefits, secretly married, what are you i could write so much fanfiction about you there are so many potential complex emotions and conflicted feelings and regret and i live for that shit

I NEED BAROK TO WALTZ WITH HERLOCK IN A DANCE OF DEDUCTION PLEASE GOD

i'm pretty sure herlock DOES trust van zieks to some extent and my memory is fuzzy but i don't think he's ever really indicated that he actually thought van zieks was The Reaper despite calling him shinigami-kun/reapy/mr. reaper and such?? correct me if im wrong but he seems to subtly guide ryuu into realizing that barok is not in fact a murderer

the london dlc case literally has me reeling like sholmes used his very questionable connections to find out van zieks' birthday and then both he and iris snuck into his office to do nice things for him what the fuck like this was a family project?? they straight up adopted him and he didnt notice

i read this one addition to my post where someone talked about how barok and sholmes are a lot nicer to each other in private and sholmes says "barok" instead of reapy and i havent seen much of 2-5 but i dont even care if it's true or not im making it canon in my head im so down bad for the enemies in public softer in private dynamic like shizaya or dabihawks

the way the public actively avoids both of them, one of them because he's annoying and the other because he's supposedly a murderer is good flavor i enjoy that and i enjoy people gawking at them being in public together interacting normally i read this one fic where barok was used to observing the thirteen foot distance between him and the crowd and then herlock joined him and he was like oh. it's fourteen feet now ahskdGSDGSHKkjhdsjh

gina iris and the apprentice teasing/exposing barok for his crush on herlock is also very fun, and vice versa

them being like "my masked apprentice is better" "no ryuunosuke is better"while said apprentices are making out

they qualify for my "teachers that have tried to kill each other at least once and are also probably married and students have no idea what their relationship is" au that i lovingly bestow on all my older people ships

there's probably more but i have to get back to work ahjdkGHJSJ anyway vanlock supremacy

#vanlock #homubaro #herlock sholmes #barok van zieks #I NEED MORE OF THEM #dgs #dai gyakuten saiban #the great ace attorney #tgaa #i was looking up the eight feet nine feet fanfiction for this post #to see if i got the numbers right cuz it mightve been 7-8 feet #i did not find it in time because i started reading another fanfiction #it's very good it's called step one: be someone else #never mind i found the first fanfiction #it's 13-14 feet not 8-9 lmAOOO #i thought i was overestimating but i was vastly underestimating the distance people keep from barok

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i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman · 2 years

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FanWoman watches

Man, I love tropes

Even some of the objectively stupid ones

(those are some of my favorites actually. I NEVER get tired of the Look-Out-My-Lady-Love! I-Shall-Ballroom-Dance-You-Out-Of-Dangerrrr! It makes me cackle every time) is that a trope even? or is that a Device? anyway...

but

BUT

The trope that I would LOVE to see die screaming in a fire is the Mandatory Childbirth trope

You MUST reproduce or you'll be sad and poor in your old age, or your husband will marry a new harlot, or people will make clucking noises behind your back while you walk down the street with your hawthorn berries, or, or, or, blah blah blah

BuT FaNwOmAnnn it's HiStOriCalllll !!!1!!1! Women had toBLAH BLAH BLAH

whatever

Yeah it's historical, and the costumes are fantasized, the hair is dead wrong half the time (pretty as hell but not strictly accurate), EVERYBODY is shaved and plucked into oblivion, nobody is fat, they're speaking more-or-less modern (fill-in-the-language-from-the-country-in-which-the-show/movie-was-produced), and there is neither evidence of indoor plumbing nor a visible chamber-pot ANYWHERE

It's historical FICTION

The only way you could get it any further removed from reality is if you added a dragon.

And, while I happen to be currently talking about a specific East-Asian show, the West does this too. All the DAMN time. It's just got a different flavor over here.

And, the times I've seen it utilized, it either didn't makes sense historically (if he's got concubines why ain't he in with 'em? why does She HAVE to do it?) or it's such a side, side, side plot that the story arc would completely stand without it) or it COMPLETELY goes against EVERYTHING that was written into the character previously (lookin' at YOU Firefly).

So like, idk, why are we still even doing this?

And it weirds-me-out even more when the writer is a woman.

Like, you would think that a woman writing wouldn't want to be seen herself as just fancified breeding stock so, why would you go out of your way to do that to your character when you could Fiction your way out of that or avoid it entirely.

I mean I get it when men do it because so few men have any awareness whatsoever that women have wants and dreams and desires and interests entirely separate from the biological process of reproduction. And so many of them think we're just baby-crazed automatons (lookin' at you AGAIN Firefly. And Torchwood a little bit).

But, man, when a woman writes that sh*t it just skeeves me out.

Anyway, I'm watching an aristocratic lady's maid do her level best to "protect" her Lady (who has had a catastrophic and nearly terminal miscarriage) by making damn sure that she gets pregnant AGAIN....which (as of THIS point in the arc anyway) will most likely kill The Lady.

Protect her

By killing her

wtf????

Man, and I KNOW that sh*t's only gonna get worse.

ok and before anyone @'s me

Yes, I know the maid wasn't in on the convo with the husband and the doctor in which doc said that another pregnancy has a like 99% probability of killing The Lady. But common f*cking sense would say "Oh, Lady collapsed in a litre-and-a-half puddle of blood and nearly DIED. Perhaps we shouldn't do that again soon"

Also, maid, common sense should have suggested that husband and wife would have had a little "I'd rather you not die right now" discussion which was a piece of marital intimacy that would have been NONE OF YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS as a maid even if you DID raise Lady from childhood. Why do you think you have a right to stick your nose into someone else's marriage?

ok, side note audience knows that a rather-you-not-die convo never happened and husband (in a squirly move) rather than just staying celibate for a while is secretly feeding her contraceptives. Ok, THAT'S bad form dude. Really, REALLY bad.

But the maid doesn't know ANY of that, she's just stickin' her nose in where it doesn't belong because Mandatory Childbirth.

idk maybe it's just me because I'm SO childfree, but this sh*t just irritates the hell out of me.

Apologies to anybody who hasn't or isn't gonna watch Monarch Industry/ Rebel Princess because that's where ALL of that rant came from (although Oh! My General was in there too a little bit)

Sorry y'all that was a lot

#FanWoman rants about #Rebel Princess #Monarch Industry #Fandom and feminism #childfree #anyway I'm glad that worldwide there are more and more women who are saying no thanks to childbirth and parenthood it's refreshing #i wanna read what THEY'RE writing

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