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Has anyone seen the Class Of 09 animation that was posted a month ago?
I love the two games and I REALLY loved the anime one. I really hope they get the sources they need to make more of it! :)
But, anyway, the anime kinda reminded me of a dynamic Ghost, Gaz and Soap could’ve had if they ever knew each other in high school.
Allow me to demonstrate:
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Gaz: …is this what cam girls feel like?
Ghost: I feel like cam girls do a little more than we did.
Gaz: But at least they get paid, we had to flirt with that weirdo for free.
Ghost: No, we lost a bet. That’s not free, it’s just hoe and pro bono.
Gaz: Why would you put up flirting with Graves in the first place?
Ghost: Oh, so you thought she could steal that hot dog roller?
Gaz: No! But…ugh, just that whole class yesterday.
Gaz: “WoW, gRaVeS, yOuR nArUtO dRaWiNgS aRe So GoOd”—EW.
Ghost: That wasn’t even the worst part. People had to watch us do that.
Gaz: Plus, he probably won’t leave me alone for like, a month now. He’s gonna go home to his video games and make created characters of us..
Ghost: Yeah, he’ll kill us in Grand Theft Auto.
Gaz: You can make characters in Grand Theft Auto?
Ghost: Do I look like a bitch who would know?
Gaz: Whatever.
Gaz: God, I need a Xanax. *reaching in his back pocket*
Gaz: Wait, where’d I put it-
Ghost: *has the Xanax on his tongue and swallows*
Gaz: Bitch, that was my last Xan! How’d you take that??
Ghost: Quick hands.
Ghost: Ass and Xanax, what a combo.
Gaz: Goes together like peanut butter and percocet.
Ghost, mimicking Graves: “This is true”.
Gaz: Oh yeah, he kept doing that! “This is true”.
Ghost: Like he’s too good to say “yeah”, he has to be a scientist about it.
Gaz: Oh, and what about: “Uhmmm, okaayy”.
Ghost: I HATE it when they do that. Like, they gotta sound like the gay, comic, relief cat in every Disney movie.
Gaz: “ThIs Is TrUe”.
Ghost: “ThIs Is TrUe”.
Gaz: “YeS, iN fAcT”.
Ghost: “QuItE tHe InTeReStInG oUtFiT”.
Gaz: “Stop screaming, we’re having sex”.
Soap, in the distance: What are you doing?
Gaz and Ghost: *startled*
Soap, walking up to them holding McDonald’s fries: Sounds like you had a class with Graves.
Ghost: He has McDonald’s—Johnny, where’d you get McDonald’s?
Soap: …McDonald’s?
Ghost, holding out his hand: Bitch, give me a chip.
Soap, pulling the fries away: Is that how you ask?
Ghost, still holding out his hand: Bitch, PLEASE give me a chip.
Gaz: And yeah, we had a class with Graves.
Soap, feeding a fry to Ghost: Me too, I could tell.
Soap: He was drawing pictures of you guys the whole class.
Gaz: No way.
Ghost, with his mouth full: What are we doing on the pictures?
Soap: Like, being cute. Making kissy faces with hearts around it.
Gaz: SIMON, we’re gonna get murdered. We’re gonna get murdered by a guy who can’t even tie his FUCKING shoes. *slams his fist on the table*
Ghost: Well, at least he won’t torture us, can’t tie a rope either.
Soap: Yeah, but I ripped them up and threw them in the trash. Told that hoe to watch it.
Gaz: You’re the best, John.
Soap: I know.
Soap, walking away: Okay, I gotta go sell the janitor Adderall, I’ll see you guys later.
Ghost, once Soap’s gone: …he’s like the hottest man ever.
Gaz: And I love his hair.
Ghost: What’s gayer, dating a guy or wanting a guy to have sex with your dead body?
Gaz: Uh…dating a guy?
Ghost: Still straight… *sighs*
Gaz: What were we talking about…?
Gaz: Oh yeah, so, what’re we doing for marketing?
Ghost: It’s the movie casting thing, right?
Gaz: Yeah, yeah, so, I was thinking- *BOOM*
*Ghost and Gaz pause and look behind Gaz*
Ghost: I think the AC exploded again.
Gaz, looking back at Ghost: That scared me, but yeah.
Gaz: The challenge should be a cast of bald guys who don’t look like they say the n-word.
Ghost: How is that a challenge?
Gaz: Name one.
Ghost: Vin Diesel—no, wait…
Ghost: Bruce Willis—wow, this is challenging.
*BOOM BOOM*
Gaz: Damn, that’s a lot of AC units.
INTERCOM: *static* ATTENTION STUDENTS AND FACILITY ARE IN EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN. PLEASE FOLLOW PROCEDURES AT THIS TIME. *static*
Gaz: ..what the fuck was that about?-
*Ghost and Gaz flinch at the BOOM’s and people yelling and screaming behind the wall*
Ghost: Is that…
Gaz, getting up: GRAVES SNAPPED. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
Ghost, not moving: Huh…
Gaz: What’re you doing?! Let’s go!
Ghost: We flirted with him yesterday, we’re the last people he’d kill. Just chill out.
Gaz: That’s easy for you to say, you took my last Xanax!
*Ghost watches as Gaz runs away*
Ghost, sitting there listening to the gunshots and screams: …
Ghost, noticing Gaz walking back to him: I thought you were running for it.
Gaz, sitting back down: Security locked the doors…
*BOOM*
Ghost: Damn, that was a big one.
Gaz: He won’t be in rush hour three.
*they both sit there listening to the banging and yells*
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#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw3#cod mw2#call of duty#class of 09#high school au#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#incorrect quotes#gotta love that game man#it’s so good#and chaotic I love it#please watch the original!#blue2black: call of duty
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every single thought i had abt one piece live action
alvida is so hot im praying when she comes back she’ll have the slip slip fruit and still be fat please god.
introducing zoro with baroque works instead of with helmeppo was fucking genius, and mr 7’s redesign is pique. and the gore of zoro killing mr 7? sets a great fucking precedence.
binks brew playing in the background of the flash back where luffy eats his fruit >>>>>
i want a copy of nami’s book as merch
i love the little homage to the original of luffy planning to just fly in
having luffy be there for the scene with helmeppo and rika >>>>
ive said it once ill say it a thousand times how do they manage to make zoro even gayer. ill never get over the whimpering caption with helmeppo just crawling on the ground.
nami girlboss girlslaying even
zoro you cryptic little gay freak “then he owes me money” “didnt wanna make a mess”
im mad they didnt make captain morgan tell helmeppo he didnt beat him as a kid is bc he’s too pathetic to hit.
captain “we should be working for the same team” morgan. bro you are an elder fag preying on a young gay man. THE SHOULDER TOUCH???
roronoa “i kinda got my own thing going on” zoro
“7 days? i could catch up on my sleep”
“when i get down from here, you’ll be the one begging.” MY GOD YOU FAG
tag urself im the bead of sweat in zoros eyebrow
“get lost”
“i am.. lost”
“heyhey no. dont do that.”
my god nami’s actress is perfect the body language, tone of voice, its so accurate to how she was pre joining strawhats. and GOD her facial expressions in her first fight scene w luffy…
zoro almost dipping then deciding he wants to fight lmao i love it
“arent you that drunk from the bar?”
“glad i made an impression.”
morgan you didnt capture shit
inaki did a great job making luffy still look animated.
zoro cutting helmeppos hair is so fucking funny
garp knew exactly who it was when he first got that call
buggy youre sitting like SUCH a slut
buggy loves talking abt shanks like he’s an ex boyfriend
i wanna see what else buggy can do
zoro definitely had sex with cabaji and then killed his brother
i could watch yasopp shoot people all day
shanks casting is so well done im obsessed with the fact that none of the characters are the conventionally attractive roblox looking types
also the timing of luffy being drowned and the flashback to shanks saving him… timed perfectly great depiction of ptsd. same thing with zoros flashbacks.
“why gonna rob the place blind?”
“at least a little blurry”
i love the wlw mlm solidarity with nami and zoro, oh my god the scene of them getting dressed and nami picking out a shirt for him??? obsessed.
zoros pink ass drink
FUNKY BAR MIRROR BALL???
“arlonggg babyyyy”
“you dont think she like. like likes me do you?”
i love the way the meowmin twins move when theyre fighting in the stairwell
luffy grinning like a freak through kuros blades :333 and then the fucking thumbs up
luffys look to nami when kaya says they have a ship
damn they really just fucking murked merry
“they do know im the captain right?”
“let them have this one”
“we are” playing while they leave syrup village im obsessed
nami laughing for probably the first time in years at usopp and luffy fighting over who’s the captain
i could write an essay about the fear in garps eyes in that flashback (im going to)
“which way is port?”
“the left!”
“neverrrrrrr!”
“fine ya brat have it yer wae”
garp laughing bc he’s actually invested in his job again
the camera lense while luffy is smelling the baratie is fucking hilarious
“add food to the equation and suddenly he knows how to navigate”
ive said it once i’ll say it a thousand times inaki does a great fucking job making luffy still look animated
ill never get over sanji’s accent its so fucking fan indulgent
the little angry kick after he puts em on the fucking ground
“welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambiance is the food. my name is sanji what can i get for you?”
“any drinks one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal?”
“apologies madam didnt see you there. would you care for an apéritif to start?”
sanji is such a freak oh my god i love him
zoro pointing it out is so fan indulgent
zoro grinning like an idiot when nami says “i need a drink”
im obsessed with usopps fishbowl
sanji’s smile talking about the all blue WAHHHH
i love live action sanji cooking
his fucking theme playing oh my god
zoro and nami comparing usopp to a sea slug
“i had friends”
“swords dont count”
“i had one friend”
“hell one more than i have”
zoro you fucking freak
why is he standing like that fucking fag
“because youre my friend you idiot” NAMI WAHHHHHHHH
zeff is so hot omfg
sanji’s desperate baby scream breaks my heart
i really like they went using with the original manga plotline for sanji’s backstory
“id eat both arms and legs to save zoros life”
putting buggy in the bag is so fucking funny
that zoom in on sanji yelling “zeff” what was that
god i love sanji and zeffs fight
zoro waking up scene is fucking adorable
zoro you fucking devoted freak i love you
ill never get over sanji’s theme
“the only thing i wanna hear from you is dinner specials”
baby nami is perfectly cast
BLACK NOJIKO BLACK NOJIKO
buggys body pinned up at arlongs base lmfao
“arlong has bled us dry”
“then find more blood”
i love helmeppo sitting like that lmao
bellemere’s death scene always makes me tear up jesus christ
“i thought itd take a lot more liquor to bring out your mutinous side.”
why was arlongs speech edited like that oh my god
“of course i will” makes me tear up every fucking time
nami drawing her maps in fucking blood is such great symbolism
“you look tired, maybe you should take a break”
“maybe you ought to get back in the kitchen”
“quit screwing around! luffy needs us!”
“you just got here you dont know what luffy needs.”
“i know he needs my cooking.”
“putting two slices of bread together?”
telling buggy to shut up in unison lmao
“im gonna get outta here.” while flipping them off
“fucking clown.”
USOPP EXPLODING STAR U GOAT
“i get it zeff was mean to you boohoo”
“you dont ever badmouth nami.”
“now youve done it.”
god i love taz skylar
“all great fighters call out there finishing moves”
“yeah youre gonna fit in just fine.”
SANJI WANTING TO HUG NAMI AND HER RUNNING PAST LMFAO
“back for seconds must have liked it.”
“at least i dont need 3 swords to prove im a man.”
garp jus beating the shit out of luffy
nami hitting nezumi >>>>>
god i fucking love nami talking at bellemeres grave
“i know what it means to fight for your family.”
luffy’s reaction to his bounty im in love
koby what was that gay ass look you want to kiss luffy so bad dont you
“be a good marine.”
“be a good pirate.”
luffy mimicking his poster
god i love makino
kaya with a different tea looking healthy 😭
luffy’s bounty up under employee of the month
BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA
god i love garp
helmeppo learning to be swordsman :33
“maybe the old chef was right. it id your turn.”
“i can still take you.” not in a fight…
their jolly roger 🥺🥺🥺
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op the best thing your parents can do is get the divorce bless, im sorry about the fighting :( i get you it's the WORST but at least you got to play a cool game🔥🔥 now cmon spill some batjokes go go go
this is the FUNNIEST ask to get without context and i feel like im finally living up to the expectations of an ao3 author, also ty anon i was just super fucking stressed, i got an hour of sleep sunday night/monday morning and then when i was at my friends place i crashed really hard and slept for 14 hours straight and it really helped but anyway okay BATJOKES
okay so i played both seasons i dont have a pc myself but my friend does and they have both seasons and brooooo..... i played the vigilante joker route and i loved it
i sacrificed the FUCK out of catwoman im ngl.... my friend was so surprised but dude i was SO DOWN BAD FOR JOHN!!!!!! IDGAF !!! i was so down bad for john the whole time dude and at the end it was like "oh you were manipulating him into thinking you liked him to get info" NO!!!! I WANTED TO FUCK HIM!!!!!!!
when harley debuted i chose the option of asking john if he was in love with me AND HIS ASS SAID NO BUT ISTG HE WAS IN DENIAL!!! PURELY BECAUSE HE BELIEVED HARLEY TO BE HIS SOULMATE, SHE HIT HIM SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM LIKE I DO !!!!!
like at some point with catwoman i chose something like against her for john and i was in the MINORITY like it was a 95%/5% Ratio and i was in the 5% and i do NOT regret that shit ‼
otherwise aside from my mental illness about batjokes i had a lot of unpopular opinions according to the peanut gallery (my irl who was watching me play it) like im ngl i gave up batman to keep alfred like HES OUR DAD???? THATS OUR DAD RIGHT THERE AND HIS POINTS WERE VALID, IMMA LISTEN TO HIM HES SMART IDK.....
Otherwise dude... i felt SO bad for harvey (2face)!!!!!! aside from his main storyline (i was very merciful and understanding with him, actually i saved him over catwoman in that one scene so his face didnt get fucked up just his arm in the fire) i read his file on the gotham news reports and dude..... like everything surrounding him is just SO SAD
Also i cannot say this enough tbh i side with mr. freeze every time.... i may be a sucker for romance but that man was trying his hardest to save his wife and from what ive seen he does that in every iteration of batman, like he becomes a villain and gets into illegal shit because his wifes sick and idk man..... like even if he is a villain i really empathize with him??? in the playthrough i offered to keep his wife safe and alive and i took mercy on him when he got infected with the virus and i froze him, like i have confidence in him idk.... i know he probably died bc it turned out the reason the riddler survived was because of the cure that also made him go insane but like my fingers are CROSSED!!!!!
also will say the only thing id change was i was kinda iffy about taking that selfie with john at the funeral, like i didnt do it but idk..... afterwards i thought abt taking that back like dude i NEVER WRONGED that man!!!!!! he was my POOKIE!!!!!! and i lowkey feel like him going crazy in the vigilante route was pushed for by the writers bc it felt a lil.... idk..... like forced but i get it its part of the story line......./silly
my friend played the villain!joker route and from what ive heard its EVEN GAYER and they let me watch them play the last 15 minutes of the villain route so i could see how differently they handled selina and that doll scene was kinda.... idkkkk 👀 like heyyyyy/f
i also heard theres a line from harley in the villain joker route about how he could never get over me and how john always liked me better than her which was SO satisfying because i made batman so jealous over her and john hanging out like im ngl i was so up harleys ass in s2
OH OH other thing id change, i wouldnt sip from harleys slushie, i didnt understand why she was offering it to me but now that i know i wouldnt take it ngl, making john jealous was not worth that slushie !!!!!
uhhh thats all, ty anon :D
#asks#batjokes#telltale batman#if u dont know jokers name in the telltale games is “john doe” until he either becomes a vigilante or a villain#then he becomes joker
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Rating what the twst dorm leaders would think of my midwest accent
Riddle: would probably think you're doing to try and fuck with him somehow. Leads to an embarrassing (for him) conversation after he comments on how committed you are with that outrageous accent. 6/10 learned the errors of his ways and is neutral to it
Leona: what the fuck. What the fuck are you saying. Despite his insane hearing the man only understands half of what you're saying, has to figure out the rest from context. Either rolls his eyes, or rolls his eyes and turns away. Both are safe reactions he thinks. Hates your "oop"s with a passion. 4/10 Jesus talk faster why don't you
Azul: also thinks you're fucking with him at first. Trys to figure out where your accent/dialect is from, only gets it half right but now you know where to say you're from if anyone asks. Definitely just smiles and shakes his head when he can't decipher what the hell you're saying. 7/10 If he could capitalize on it I'm sure he would
Kalim: Is very excited to hear you talk. Likes hearing you pronounce things differently. Thinks the "oop" thing you do when you almost bump into people is really fun and interesting. Probably picks it up from you and Jamil suffers. 10/10 lovely polite boy, does not know what a davenport is and does not ask
Vil: What are you doing, stop it? Trys correcting your accent "don't pronounce it with a long O" "Soory". Soon realizes he cannot stop you, resigns himself to cringing internally whenever you open your mouth. 3/10 But at least Epel is thriving and Rook thinks it's interesting
Idia: Doesn't have much trouble understanding what you're saying, he's been in chat lobbies I think you could speak straight gibberish and he'd be like "hm, yeah the new update was pretty overhyped, L" Thinks youre a tad too loud but the food you bring over everytime makes up for it. does get a kick of you cussing because half of it is out of pocket dick jokes and full of references he half understands. 8/10 he's invited to the barbecue
Malleus: Oh child of man you're native tongue is so amusing. Probably asks Lilia about it later. Can't tell if he understands you or not, either way he is captivated and listening. Thinks the way you say your Rs is funny, in turn likes hearing you say gARgOYle. 10/10 would also pick up on the "oop"s, sebek thinks you've poisoned the young master with your hillbilly speak
@twisted-wonderland-but-gayer thought you might get a kick out of this
#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#leona kingscholar#riddle rosehearts#kalim al asim#idia shroud#malleus draconia
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Stranger things incorrect quote generator (feat. Ronance with Murray, The Babysitters, Ronance and their kids and sadly no random stuff this time)
Pt 7
Ronance with Murray
*playing twister*
Murray: Right hand red.
Nancy: *ends up on top of Robin*
Robin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Murray: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
(Murray making them canon ✊👑)
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Murray, at Nancy: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Robin, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
(I kinda want Murray to adopt Robin, so that he can teach her Russian)
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Robin: I didn't drink that much last night.
Murray: You were flirting with Nancy.
Robin: So what? They're my partner.
Murray: You asked if they were single.
Murray: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
(like am I the only one thinking that? With him adopting Robin)
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Robin: Are you a painting?
Nancy: What-?
Robin: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Murray: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
(Murray is proud but also not proud of Robin's flirting skills)
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Robin: Why doesn’t Nancy find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Murray: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Robin: *bites lip*
Murray: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
(he would be the dad you could talk about anything really)
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Robin: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Nancy, blushing: Okay.
Murray: It's fucking summer
(Honestly, he found it impressive but stupid)
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Murray: So, what is Robin to you?
Nancy: The reason I wake up every morning.
Murray: ...That’s adorable.
Robin earlier that morning, barging into Nancy′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
(Murray asking that question, is so perfect for the Robin adoption AU)
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Murray: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Robin: Well Nancy and I-
Nancy: *elbows Robin*
Robin: ...wouldn't know.
(well Damn)
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Murray, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Robin, not looking up from their book: Really? Nancy, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
(That was him when he had his Hopper phase, but well they are older teens)
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Murray: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Robin: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Nancy I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Robin, very much awake: Uh oh.
(Murray just helping Robin with her love life)
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Robin: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Nancy: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Nancy: Would you like me to tutor you?
Murray: That was smooth.
(It was, Robin would be a stuttering mess)
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Murray: Did you take out Nancy as I requested?
Robin: Nancy has been taken out, yes.
Murray: You have my grat-
Robin: It was a great restaurant.
Robin: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Robin: Nancy proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
(Murray and Robin being Russians spies AU)
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Murray: And now for a gay update with Robin and Nancy.
Nancy: Getting gayer.
Murray: Thank you, Nancy.
(They are getting gayer every second)
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Robin: *yawns*
Nancy: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Robin: Then you must be exhuasted.
Murray: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
(Single Dad Murray finally being fed up that they are flirting all the time)
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Robin: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Nancy: *raises hand*
Murray: *puts their hand down*
(He knows what you are, Nancy)
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Robin: Did Nancy just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Murray: Yeah, they did.
Robin: And did I just do finger guns back?
Murray: Yeah, you did.
(Father-Daughter bonding. Also oof)
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Murray: This totally sucks, man.
Nancy: This is horrible.
Murray: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Nancy: No, it’s not that, it’s Robin.
Nancy: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!
(Nancy doesn't know that Murray adopted Robin, also I'm not sure how he would reacted to the 'that bitch' part)
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Murray: Hey, Nancy, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Nancy: Yeah.
Murray: And you, Robin?
Robin: Umm... yes?
Murray: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Robin: Did they just-
(Nancy probably thought she was gonna be invited to dinner or smth, but she got something better)
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[The Babysitters]
Argyle: Hey Nancy, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Argyle: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Nancy: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Nancy: The fucking satisfaction.
(He tried, he tried, but you can't Rickroll her)
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Nancy: *holds a gun out to Eddie*
Eddie: I-I don't believe in guns.
Nancy: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
(I feel like Eddie fits the best here? Idk why)
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Eddie: I’m in love with you.
Steve: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Eddie: I know.
Steve: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
(Fruity Four or Six smth... I forgot the name when you add Jargyle, definitely had a prank war)
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*the TV is freaking out*
Jonathan: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Jonathan: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
(And I oop-)
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Steve: We both look very handsome tonight.
Eddie: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Steve: I couldn't take that chance.
(I feel like eitherway it would fit)
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Jonathan: *looks at Argyle*
Jonathan: Baby boy. Baby.
Jonathan: *looks at Steve*
Jonathan: Evil.
(I just liked the Baby boy. Baby. Part for Argyle, no Steve hate lol)
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Jonathan They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Argyle: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
(good job Argyle! 😃)
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Robin: Why is Jonathan crying on the floor?
Nancy: They're drunk.
Robin: And?
Nancy: They saw a picture of Argyle's spouse.
Robin: But they're Argyle's spouse.
Nancy: I know.
(jargyle 😌)
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Steve: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Robin: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Steve: God?!
(She would honestly do this for weeks, but in different ways)
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Eddie: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Robin: Hey, Eddie.
Eddie: GODDAMNIT!
(Robin when she dies in S5 (which she probably hopefully won't) and going to the same place as Eddie 🙂)
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Jonathan, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.
Robin: Can I go to the bathroom?
Jonathan, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
(I just loved this quote, because I'm German lol, and how can one have a horrible accent with 'Nein', it's just 9 in English lol)
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Jonathan, at Steve: You're my significant other.
Steve: Yeah I am!
Jonathan, at Robin: You're my child.
Robin: Yes boss.
Jonathan, at Eddie: You're my bitch.
Eddie: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Jonathan, at Argyle: My bestie.
Argyle: Naturally.
Jonathan, Nancy: HA, GAY!
Nancy: Fuck you.
(Stonathan ig, but I find the Nancy part funny 😂 Jargyle are canonly Besties rn so perfect 💅, idk what to say about the other parts)
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Steve: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Nancy: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since your speech, then I guess we are.
(do I need to explain 🤨)
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Eddie: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
(They boy who died, come to live 👃)
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Nancy: Where are you going?
Robin: Hell, eventually.
(reminds me of that person who accidentally came out that way, which was iconic btw)
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Robin: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Jonathan. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Jonathan!
Steve: Nope.
Robin: In that case, as the archbishop of Steve's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Jonathan right on the lips!!!
(Stonathan ig. But I love that Robin is the archbishop of Steve's fully awakened gaydom)
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Nancy: *angrily presses Robin against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Robin: ...
Robin: Are we about to kiss-
(um no... Why?)
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Steve: So how’s the food Eddie made?
Jonathan: It's great! Compliments to them.
Steve: *goes to the kitchen*
Steve: You're adorable.
Eddie: *blushes*
(this quote is so cute to me)
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Jonathan: I put the pun in punishment.
Eddie: I put the top in unstoppable.
Steve: I put the cute in execute.
Robin: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Nancy: I put the ass in class.
Argyle: I put the D in Jonathan.
(I-... Damn Argyle... Also Robin 😎)
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Jonathan: Steve and I got married!!
Eddie: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
(Either he jealous or teasing people who date Steve)
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Argyle: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Steve and Robin's convo?
Eddie: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Nancy: I'm in the washing machine.
Jonathan: I'm in the closet.
Eddie: We accept you Jonathan. <3
Jonathan: No I'm literally in the closet.
Eddie: Love is love. <3
(it should have been the bathroom)
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Steve: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Steve, points at Nancy: Married a lesbian. (It's Robin)
Steve, points at Jonathan: Left a man at the altar.
Steve, points at Argyle: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Steve, points at Robin: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Steve, points at Eddie: Lives in a box!
(seems accurate enough)
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Argyle: Here comes the lightning!
Argyle, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Eddie: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
(They would have loved each other)
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Robin: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Steve: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Robin: What about it? They are.
Steve: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Steve: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Robin: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Nancy: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Argyle: I like the yellow ones.
Robin and Steve: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
(How dare you yell at Arygle 😑)
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Robin: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Steve's birthday invitations.
Jonathan: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Robin: "Steve's birthday".
Jonathan: So, what do they say instead?
Robin: "Steve’s bi".
Jonathan:
Jonathan: Works out either way.
(Yep)
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Jonathan: I feel like doing something stupid.
Argyle: I’m stupid, do me.
(Wel you said it yourself Jonathan, do something stupid)
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Argyle: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Argyle: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
(Thank you)
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Argyle: Do you want to know your gay name?
Jonathan: My... my gay name?
Argyle: Yeah, it's your first name-
Jonathan: Haha. Very funny Argyle-
Argyle: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Jonathan: Oh- oh my god.
(Jargyle ❤️✨)
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Argyle: Look, Jonathan! It's the good Kush!
Jonathan: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
(I can hear them say that)
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Robin: That's ridiculous, Nancy doesn't have a crush on me.
Jonathan: Yes they do.
Argyle: Yes they do.
Nancy: Yes I do.
(You heard it here first folks, Nancy has a crush on Robin)
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Nancy: *makes Robin a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Robin: *sips tea*
Nancy:
Robin: *finishes tea*
Nancy: Didn't it taste bad?
Robin: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Nancy, tearing up: Oh, okay.
(Nancy wanted to prank Robin, it failed successfully tho)
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Jonathan: You remind me of the ocean.
Nancy: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Jonathan: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
("That I'll never love a boy, the way I love the ocean" is so much more fitting now, thank you Jonathan)
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Robin: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Steve: You and me!
Robin: *tearing up* Ok.
(They are such an iconic duo 🙏✨)
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Jonathan: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Eddie: What’s up your ass this morning!
Steve: *walks in* ...Hey.
Eddie: Hmm… nevermind.
Jonathan: WAIT NO!
(Well Damn)
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Robin: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.
(You are, Robin 😌)
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Nancy: Okay, what does A stand for?
Robin: Arson.
Nancy: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Robin: Barson.
Steve: *laughter*
Nancy: What stands for C?
Robin: Commit arson.
Steve: Oooo.
Nancy: D!
Robin: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Steve: *more laughter*
(I love this one so much)
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[Ronance and their kids]
Max: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Robin’*
Will: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
(She would write notes)
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Nancy: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Robin and I are dating.
Robin, Will, Erica, and Max: *gasp*
Nancy: Robin, why are you surprised?!
(Erica probably knew, Max hat her suspicion and Will didn't believe other gay people exist)
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*Nancy and Max looking at a locked gate into a park*
Nancy: Aw. :(
Max: You know what they say.
Nancy: Please don’t-
Max: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Nancy: Frick-
(yes >:3)
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Erica: Are we really going to let Robin keep Will?
Nancy: We kept Max.
(They are collecting the Gays)
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Will: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Will: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Erica , to Lucas: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Lucas!
(siblings ✨)
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Robin: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Will: Oh. We're going out?
Robin: Wh...
(That's when Robin told a very long speech about why Will is amazing and everyone should love him)
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Lucas: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Robin, used to Lucas being dumb: Sure...
Lucas: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Robin: Okay?
Lucas: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Robin:
Lucas: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Robin: Jesus, that one is a little-
Will, interested: No, no, Lucas, keep going.
(Robin be acting like she wouldn't say the same stuff)
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Max: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Robin: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
(the Soccer thing)
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Will: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Lucas: Cannibalism.
Will: *confused chewing noises*
(the Byers are Cinnamon rolls who could kill you)
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Nancy: What are your three best qualities?
Lucas: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
(Lucas Apprication 🥺🙏✨)
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Erica : Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Robin: Thanks, Erica!
Erica : It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
(it was just the facts)
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Nancy: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Nancy: *upends the bottle*
(I can hear the sound)
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Nancy: I think I need a hug...
Will: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Nancy: You... you can let go now.
Will: No, I absolutely cannot.
(everyone needs a will hug)
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Will: ARE YOU-
Erica : Fucking.
Will: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Erica : Fucking.
Will: IDIOT!
Nancy: …What was that?
Erica : Lucas banned Will from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
(Erica would definitely do that, but Will also had to pay her to do it, she a business lady)
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Max: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Nancy: Several traffic violations.
Lucas: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Erica : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Robin: Also, that’s not our car.
(Max Appreciation 🥺✨🙏)
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Robin: Are you having another depressive episode?
Max: A depressive episode?
Max: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
(imma just let this stand here)
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Lucas: Uh, Nancy? Max is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.
Nancy: What?
Erica : I think they meant, Max is drowning.
Nancy: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Max: *is drowning*
Robin: OH MY GOD, MAX! KEEP SWIMMING!
Max: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
Robin: MAX!
(well I guess Sadie's characters sank)
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Robin: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Erica : I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Robin: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Lucas: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Max: Looks like someone's a HO.
Erica : NaBrO.
Nancy: I'm done with all of you!
(I love this quote very much 🥺 Also, Erica being a nerd 👀)
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Lucas: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Lucas: And atoms never touch each other.
Lucas: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
(the kid was Jason)
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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Erica : You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Robin: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Lucas: What about Max? Nobody ever suspects Max!
Max: Well what about Nancy? They have a gun!
Nancy: Erica has a knife.
Erica : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Lucas in the arm*
(Sibling love. Nancy and guns 🥺)
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Max: Hey, let’s mess with Robin, guys!
Lucas: Hey, Robin, your momma so fat-
Robin: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Erica : Well, uh- your dad-
Robin: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Lucas: The fuck-
Nancy: Well then...
Max: Stop, Nancy!
Nancy: Your grandparents so-
Robin: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Robin: You cannot best me, mortals.
(Gasp, we finally have some info about her family)
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Max, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
(the Vecna Symptoms 👀)
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Lucas: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Max a little bit.
Will, holding Lucas's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Lucas: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Will: My mistake.
(just a little)
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Robin: I am in charge of this disaster!
Max: I have a name, you know.
(then max got a speech about how she is loved while still being a disaster, because Robin is also a disaster)
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Robin: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Nancy: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
(If that's not how Robin comes out in S5 to Nancy, I don't want it)
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Erica: Lucas, I need some advice.
Lucas: You need advice from ME?
Erica: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
(I wonder why)
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Robin, throwing their head into Nancy's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Nancy, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
(affectionately)
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Nancy: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Erica & Max:
Erica: Only one...?
(This is funny)
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Lucas: Can I ask a dumb question?
Erica: Better than anyone I know.
(I love them)
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Will, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
(it's the duffers. And also, Give👏Will👏A👏Gun👏)
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Will: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Erica: *sighs*
Erica: I killed a man.
(Damn, I didn't know you could act straight like that, how far were you in the closet?)
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Lucas: We all have our demons.
Lucas, grabbing Erica: This one’s mine.
(I love this, i love them)
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Erica: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Robin: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
(Erica is too smart for that shit)
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Lucas: Where are your parents?
Robin: What are parents?
Lucas: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
(Lucas S3 trying to start a conversation, when Robin was sitting next to Max by the ambulance or smth and he was standing in front of them)
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Lucas: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Max: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Will: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Robin: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Nancy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
(seems accurate)
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Hope you liked it.
Now I just need to mention the Murray adopts Robin AU again, because it just gives be those good vibes
Also anyone have a Ronance fic where Robin is a Russian Spy?
Anyway, lots of love ✨🥺❤️🙏
#long post#very long post#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#ronance#stranger things#jonathan byers#steve harrington#stranger things ships#max mayfield#will byers#argyle#jargyle#stonathan#steddie#murray bauman#erica sinclair#lucas sinclair#inccorect quotes#stranger things incorrect quotes#idk what else to tag#byeeeee#<3
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ohgghh i’m on the season finale. mind if i liveblog in ur inbox?? i’m doing it
this is already fucking insane. i have no idea whose side will is on. he’s giving information to both jack and hannibal before they meet for dinner. what is he doing. WHAT IS HIS PLAN
god i love freddie lounds. have i mentioned that?? i love her. morally fucked up women my beloved <3 she makes the narrative so interesting
hannibal is literally asking will to run away with him. my god. how much fucking gayer can this get. they need to make out sloppy style covered in blood right now immediately
HERE COMES JACK THIS WAS THE SCENE WE SAW RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON ISN’T IT??? OHHH HELL YEAH BABEY IT’S THE FIGHT SCENE HEHEHEHE
ALANA’S HERE ALANA’S HERE AAAAAAA GIRLIE RUN ohhhhhh no jack is bleeding from the neck oh no oh no i don’t want him dead please no :( ALANA OH NO. OH NO SHE HAS NO BULLETS. OH NO GIRL RUNNNNN oh she found more oh thank god
ABIGAIL???????
WHAT THE FUCK
SHE PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW
alana don’t die noooo no no no :( i love her i don’t want her dead!!! oh god jack is probs dying too NOOOOOOOO
omg will saw abigail,,,,,, sobbing. wailing even. screaming and crying.
“we couldn’t leave without you” okay. gayass. my heart is already shattered what the fuck am i supposed to do about this
tenderly touching the side of will’s face. dude come on
HE STABBED HIM HE STABBED HIM OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK
“do you believe you could change me the way i changed you?” “i already did” OKAY. ALRIGHT. I’LL JUST SIT WITH THIS NOW. WHAT THE HELL DUDE
HE’S KILLING ABIGAIL FOR REAL. DUDE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. yeah no way everyone here is surviving this. oh fuck oh fuck jack is totally dead oh fuck ok time to cry. he called his wife in his last moments. stop. i’ve cried over bella twice before i don’t need to again ok
HANNIBAL AND HIS THERAPIST ARE JUST FUCKING OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE?? THAT’S THE WAY THE SEASON ENDS????? MAC WHAT THE HELL MAN
^ME RN. MY GOD. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM SURVIVED THAT BUT HOLY SHIT I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO START S3 RIGHT NOW. UHHHH THOUGHTS: IT GOT VERY GAY VERY QUICKLY. GENUINELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISS AT MULTIPLE POINTS AND THE WRITERS WERE COWARDS FOR NOT LETTING THEM MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE COVERED IN BLOOD. VERY GLAD FREDDIE IS ALIVE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS <3 FIGURED ABIGAIL WASN’T DEAD BUT WAS STILL SURPRISED BY HER SHOWING UP. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. 10/10 I’M GOING TO GO TO BED NOW
AHAHAHHAAAA HOLY SHIT. WELCOME TO MY WORLD. WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND, IM A TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH BECAUSE OF HANNIBAL S2 FINALE
"you were supposed to leave." "we couldnt leave without you". will run away with me. will we can escape but only if we do it together. unfortunately i cannot trust you and you cannot trust me. we work perfectly together and thats exactly why we can never work together. the way he fucking.. caresses wills face before he stabs him and then immediately just.. holds him. girls when they say they want to be held (me im girls). "DO YOU BELIEVE YOU COULD CHANGE ME THE WAY I CHANGED YOU" "I ALREADY DID" WHSIKEY CAN YOU HEAR ME . CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME. THEY SHOULD HAE MADE OUT SPLOPPY STYLE. "you would deny me my life?" "no no no" "my freedom, then? confine me to a prison cell?" << this dialogue. ugh. ughghghghghghhghghhghhgh. man what the fucj. im literally always thinking about hannibal season 2 finale. any time i need to do a factory reset on my brain i pull up my favorite youtube video conveniently titled "hannibal stabs will scene". fellas is it gay to gut another man like a fish. (the answer is yes)
#good luck in season 3 <33333#ironically it is THE most nearly almost explicitly gay season despite being my least favorite#god. the way the series ends is gonna make you so fucking insane i cant wait for that#i literally cnanot say anything else without spoiling things that happen in season3 so instead i will say <3 good luck. smile :)#friends!!!#anachronistic-falsehood#asks
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okay finished season 2 of Bridgerton with my sister on FaceTime last night and my thoughts in no particular order are:
It needs. To be. Gayer. I’m honestly stunned they didn’t lean into the very obvious queer cording of Benedict and Eloise from season 1? They had very obvious hints and nudges that are just completely retconned in season 2; Benedict being “an artist” (to me) read as a way to have him be queer, so them playing it very straight by having Anthony pay to get him into art school, where he then just starts fucking women was very weird to me lmfao
Also Eloise is so painfully a lesbian and it genuinely hurts me to see them give her a male love interest lmao I think it’s slightly impactful that at least there was some sort of class divide that speaks to her resentment for higher society, but it feels extremely shallow to have her “in” to feminism be a man & for it effectively amount to nothing but a “oh you dumb rich girl” in the end
I will say in that vein, it is always VERY refreshing when all of the Bridgertons are reminded that they are incredibly privileged and naive by their staff/people they meet outside of the ton lmao
I think the Featheringtons are an interesting look into how to make compelling, truly morally grey female characters, particularly Portia. She’s honestly one of my favorite characters because she’s absolutely morally bankrupt but also she HAD to be. I think the common thread of “what must (rich, white) women do in a patriarchal society to live and thrive” and it’s 99% plotting, scheming, and lying lmfao but her daughters are her center!! And I think that’s so interesting as well.
In the same vein, Lady Danbury & The Queen are also my fave characters and I will be watching the Queen Charlotte spin off prior to season 3 because she really is. That Girl. She cares about 4 things: Diamonds, Coke, Gossip, and LOVE!!!!
I know the writers could not really do much with this, but Simon was so so so missed this season particularly when it came to Anthony. Their narratives are so similar to one another and it would have been more impactful for Simon to give Anthony advice/to yell at him for being an idiot than it was Daphne (who also I feel downgraded from last season but we also don’t get her interiority like we did with season 1. She still ate the girls up when needed lmao)
I was not expecting to like Edwina as much as I did, but you really see in the end that not only is she Kate’s sister, you can really see that Kate RAISED her with the way she was gobbling these bitches up left and right lmfao
Kate getting the Jane Austin “you have committed a wrong—now experience a near death experience to absolve you of your sins & get a blank slate” was the only way to make that ending as satisfying as it was lmao
I really only cared about her and Anthony this season; the other plot points were much too convoluted and while I enjoyed the ending of the season, I did not always enjoy the journey to get there lmfao
I don’t get the Colin hype. Penelope should be finger banging Eloise. Anyway.
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I am now reading this green tea bitch manhwa because it looked cute, last lesbian romance manhwa I read was Ring My Bell and I loved that shit.
This is like a half live reaction half thought out post so forgive how messy this post will be. I figured I’d try something different. It will also be long.
The number in front shows what chapter the thought is on.
TL;DR: It’s good and very sweet and cute. Ends a bit too early
[3] this girl is a FREAK I love her so much
[4] Oh yikes that backstory is rough I don’t know about that one chief
[5] god it’s so refreshing to just see people say “gay” after all the weird beating around the bush manga does half the time.
[6] this is an EXCELLENT reaction image I’m gonna have to use this all the time
[6] why do I have a feeling half of this is just me going “they like me fr” over and over again
[6.X] the author’s non canon bonus panels are really cute to be honest I love that they aren’t even trying to act like they won’t get together
[8] TRUE
[9] hey swinging a bit too close to home there that one hurt. yowch
[9] oh they’re lesbians they’re gay oh my poor heart
[10] jesus FUCK she’s gay. Holy fuck you’re such a lesbian oh my god girl
[11] I think I just have a thing for stories about a seemingly straight person figuring out they’re gay because like Ring My Bell I find this turbo sweet
[12] Oh god. I am not immune to lesbians. holy shit. oh my god
[13] oh she’s absolutely not straight she’s fruity as fuck actually. my heart
[14] Token gay best friends in straight media are out. Gay best friends in gay mediums are my new friend
[14] THE EGGS BEEN CRACKED HOLY FUCK SHES SO HOMOSEXUAL ITS CRAZY
[15] I love her so much holy shit lol
[16] I’m going to be a puddle on the floor when this is over it’s literally over for me I can’t handle romance it’s so fucking cute
[17] oh wow she went straight to her mom that’s pretty brave. Although I guess not out of character for her. And she seems pretty cool about it too that’s fun good to see there to be no drama there.
[19] Hopeless supportive mom honestly goes so hard as an archetype
[20] oh my god. Oh my gfucking god. Hoyj god fuck shit
[22] im not okay im not okay im not okay
[23] oh my god I can’t it’s so cute
[24] this is devolving into me just squealing like a school girl every chapter over how cute it is
[25] I could just read about them being mushy for 200 chapters and I still wouldn’t get bored
[27] love that she starts as the straight person and ends up gayer than the protag
[28] I’ve had a permanent grin on my face for a while now this is so fucking cute
[29] Wait the grin is gone why does she have to have such bad parents
[30] I don’t like her mom very much
[31] I unironically hope her mom dies of a mysterious illness I can’t believe she caught the homophobia bug fuck you mom
[32] Supportive moms rule man
[34] That has got to be the most depressing time skip I’ve seen come on man
[37] The ending is kinda brutal how they had to not see each other for a whole year but I’m glad they get to finally live together in college it’s so sweet holy shit
This was very sweet and worth reading if you watch fluffy romance, I just wish the ending was a bit better because it was kinda out of tone compared to the rest of the manga (I honestly expected her to move in with her girlfriend since they seem financially well enough for it, it would make sense for the tone of the series). Regardless I fucking love lesbian romance
#personal#manga mumblings#That Time I Was Blackmailed By the Class's Green Tea Bitch#I might make a separate blog for this to be honest. This format is very fun but not fitting the typical tumblr blog much#also I realize manga mumblings doesn't work here because it's not a manga but it's a tag not a cop shut up
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Claws
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The words Ginger’s Nail Salon beam in a bright pink lush font, it was really the last place Eddie thought he would find himself in.
But ever since they moved towards the big city Robin had been getting acrylics done (excluding some fingers). They really were fun, and she seemed to love them. getting intricate designs and tapping every nearby object with them.
Although Eddie said he could never. He’s a simple man, and Corroded Coffin had been getting some gigs in the city. A short break from guitar? Eddie might as well be dead.
But nonetheless, he was staring at the bright pink words after being convinced.
“This guy, Steve,” Robin says like it’s the most interesting name ever and not very average.
“He’s amazing. Even if you don’t get nails, you should at least just get a basic manicure, short nails. And you can watch my other fav, Jada, do mine!” Robin says giddily like they’re planning a girls night out. They kind of are.
So Eddie agrees. He’ll just get them painted black or something to make Robin happy.
Or that’s what he thinks until they walk in and Eddie hears her say,
“Hey Steve! Give my friend over here some daggers!” Robin shouts making Eddie almost embarrassed until he realizes that this is expected of Robin and the guy, Steve, nods politely at an empty station.
Eddie frantically shakes his head and hands trying to get a word in whilst Robin ignores and drags him over.
“Well well well!” Steve says looking Eddie over in a very interesting way. His nails are long with sharp points at the end, glittery pink. Part of Eddie wishes he had the confidence to do this sooner.
I mean, he has confidence with most things; take one look at him. And being in Indianapolis in the 90’s, he’s become somehow even gayer. But the nails still kind of scare some deep part of him; by now he had seen a couple of men with them. Yet he’s not used to it at all.
So he nervously chews his lip and avoids Steve’s eyes.
“So is your friend new to acrylics?” Steve assumes, and Eddie’s not offended. Robin nods with a ‘very.’ “Okay! That’s fine.” Steve smiles at Eddie the whole time, talking to him like he’s a lost puppy; and it’s very comforting.
“Come, sit down, darling I don’t bite.” He taps his nails against the desk and Eddie quickly sits opposite him. He’s suddenly getting the Steve appeal.
“So by any chance do you have a design in mind? A shape, a length?” Eddie, bouncing his leg just shyly shakes his head.
“I’m sorry this— uh, this wasn’t really planned.. Like at all. And I’ve never had nails and uh I’m kind of..“ Eddie’s stumbling over his words and he just gives up on the last sentence and sighs. Steve gives him an empathetic pout.
“Oh, honey, it’s fine. Today’s been slow. And I like anyone who Robin likes so much.” This eases Eddie’s anxiety a little. “Now,” Steve pulls out a big book that thumps onto the table. “Here’s some references.”
Steve flips through the pages showcasing the different lengths, shapes, and past designs. Eddie’s eyes get pulled to a coffin shaped set with flames on the tips and a cross on the ring finger. This past client has taste.
So Eddie goes ‘ooo!’ and points like a child seeing an elephant at the zoo. Steve smirks and Eddie can hear him mumble ‘sounds about right’.
“But, just a little shorter. My first time and all.” Steve nods grabbing his kit and pulling colors off the shelf.
He begins with a little hand massage with oils, mostly focused at Eddie’s nails and cuticles; he’s surprised, eyebrows raised at the luxury, this makes Steve smile for the hundredth time. His cheeks will start hurting soon.
Eddie glanced over at Robin, getting her nails filed. They share secret looks that mean ‘wow this is fancy’ and ‘damn he’s cute’ which makes Robin’s jaw drop and Eddie tries to signal to shut up and calm down.
Steve watched the whole thing with furrowed eyebrows and a couple chuckles.
Steve started applying the acrylic, “I still don’t know your name. It feels unfair.” He teases.
“Oh. Eddie, my name’s Eddie.” Steve’s eyebrow quirks at the nickname. It’s got personality, I mean obviously he doesn’t expect him to go by Edward but it says something.
“Hm. Well you already know my name; Steve. Very exciting.” He says smiling at Eddie.
“Well Robin sure made it sound exciting. I think I get the hype.” Eddie tilts his head at Steve. Eddie would later realize the crazy unconscious flirting he was doing.
Steve kind of bites his lip. Oh god he bites his lip.
“I think I get the Eddie hype, too.”
“There’s lots more where that came from.” Eddie winks at Steve and he sees blush. Unfortunately Robin witnessed and Eddie sees her cringe viscerally.
Eddie has a hand curing and Steve thinks, wanting to find more to ask this alluring stranger.
“So, do you play an instrument? I noticed um, the callous on your hands.” This man is really making Steve nervous and wearing down his charm. But Eddie is amazed anyway and seems excited by the observation.
“Yeah! Guitar. Love it. Mostly electric.”
“Ooo. I’d love to see you play sometime.” The tooth rottingly sweet smile hits Eddie hard.
“Well you’re making that pretty hard, Stevie.” He says wiggling the fingers in his other hand. The nickname surprises them both. “But, um, yeah when I get these off my band Corroded Coffin should get back to our typical bar gigs. I could give you the details as they come.”
“Oh, I’d love that!” Steve mutters a little ‘actuallyy’ as he twists and pulls out a piece of paper, writing fast. He slides it across the table. A number. Steve says nothing and bites his lip again.
“Well, the nails are done!” Steve exclaims and Eddie can barely believe it. The time flew, and god who knew fake nails could be so badass?
“Dude, I love these! Shit, you’re talented!” Steve is overjoyed and he squeals along with Robin.
“Thank you so much guys! Come again anytime.” Steve smiles only a little bit back in corporate mode.
They start walking away as Robin flexes her green nails with pink flowers to Eddie before they hear one last thing.
“I like your bandana, by the way!” Steve shouts as they’re by the door and he’s fidgeting at his desk.
Eddie can’t even handle this.
“Well thank you, big boy!” He drags it out and slyly leaves with a grin.
He’ll be getting his nails done much more often.
#steddie fluff#steddie ficlet#beginner writer#nail tech steve#stranger things ficlet#steddie fanfic#steve x eddie#idk what else to tag#my sister is a nail tech so this is loosely accurate#spencuh writes
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Happy holidays, here’s Mr Cartoony-Villain himself, Roderick, being shipped with Thorne Jamison because we love to see that here.
I don’t remember if Donald’s kids have names, so I’m just making them up for this since they’re mentioned and whatnot.
On with the fic!
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Roderick was man of strategy, of plans, always willing to change and fix them in just a moment’s time if was any issue to complicate things for him. He liked order, and he likes things done in a way that worked for him.
However, that could not be said about his love life, at least in recent months.
There was a chaotic flare to things since he decided to give dating a chance. It would be a bit cliche that Roderick had a change of heart since the events of last December, when he realized that, well, he was a bit of a stuck-up asshole, but it was true. In a sense. And so, taking a page from his twin’s book, he decided to do something he hadn’t done since he was a little boy.
Defy his father’s expectations of him, and not for the positive.
Well, at least not for the positive for his father, for himself, it was good.
He had met someone, at a benefit event in spring. A musical event, with different genres and such. Roderick was representing classical music, orchestras and the like, and while at the party they were hosting for the participants and VIPs, he ran into a man he had never expected to even say three words to in his life.
He had met Thorne Jamison, a punk rocker who was going to be performing that night with his band. They had met near the punch bowl, where Roderick caught the man trying to spike the drink. He had moved to lecture Thorne, but the man looked so excited to be approached by Roderick, which caught him off-guard.
Apparently, the man liked his work, which was odd, but not unusual. After all, rock and roll in its many forms was based on the beats of classical music, and apparently he was excited to talk about that with Roderick.
Somehow, they spent the party and the after party talking, from music to fashion, to just about anything that came to mind.
Two months later, through phone calls and e-mails, they somehow started to date.
Dating wasn’t anything new to Roderick, he had been in relationships before, but with women, and mainly because he thought it was what was expected of him. His father was... very strict, old fashioned, and would be greatly bothered and disappointed if he ever knew that his beloved, favorite son was actually gayer than musical theater.
He hadn’t told anyone this before, and his relationship with Thorne was kept quiet, under wraps. Any tabloids that saw the two together either didn’t know who the other was (depending on who they were reporting on), or assumed it was a musical project they were working on, which was the excuse the two went with if approached.
But after months and months, Roderick decided he was tired of hiding, and decided the best way to go about revealing the truth to his family was at his brother’s home, who was hosting a little Christmas dinner/ get together.
“Rod.” Thorne’s voice caught the man’s attention and he glanced away from the road he was driving down, seeing Thorne looking at him. “If you were any tenser, I’d literally see cracks formin’ in your skin. It’s gonna be okay.”
“I... you have not met my father, Thorne.” Roderick said, trying to make himself relax, easier said than done. “He is a very strict man, very easy to disappoint, and he will tell you this to your face. There will be no sugar coating those words.”
“I’m sure he will understand after a while.”
Roderick made a noise in his throat and pulled up in front of a home, decked out for the festive season. “I don’t know. But... try to be nice, behave yourself, I know how you can be.”
Thorne smirked. “Oh, you love how I can be.”
The conductor blushed deeply and turned off the car. “None of that, Thorne. Let’s get inside.”
They got out of the car and approached the door, knocking on it. A moment later, the door opened and Roderick saw his twin standing there, grinning, dressed in the ugliest holiday sweater he had ever seen, fitting for Donald. In his arms was one of the twins, and Roderick smiled just a little.
“There you are!” Donald greeted. “Was wondering if you got lost!”
“No, just a bit of traffic, but we’re here now. Donald, this is my plus one, Thorne. Thorne, this is my twin brother, Donald.”
Thorne grinned, holding out a hand and taking Donald’s free one. “Nice to meet ya, your brother’s told me all about you!”
“Hopefully he said nice things, but that’s asking for too much.” Donald laughed. “Lovely to meet you, Thorne. Come in, come in, make yourselves at home!”
Thorne went in first before Roderick stepped inside, moving to remove his coat and boots, but he felt a hand on his arm. He looked at his brother, who waited to speak when Thorne stepped out of the door way and into the living room, where Roderick could hear his sister-in-law greet the man.
“Soooo... this is your ‘friend’, eh?” Donald said quietly, knowingly.
Roderick blinked, stunned. “H-how did you-?”
“Roderick, please, I’m your brother, I’ve know since we were teenager. No other boy in class looked at some of the school’s football team like you did.”
The other twin stammered and punched Donald in the arm, who laughed. “Okay, I deserved that, but good for you! Is he nice?”
“He’s a rambunctious idiot who sometimes can’t even remember his own name.” Roderick scoffed. “He makes me happy.”
“And that’s what matters.” Donald smiled, before holding up the baby. “Look, Ryan, it’s your uncle Roderick!”
Roderick took Ryan, smiling at the little boy. “Where’s Dylan?”
“Hopefully not being influenced by Desmond.” Donald sighed.
“Who?”
“My friend, the one that-”
Roderick winced, remembering the obnoxious man-child who had kissed him last year. “Oh, that man. Please make sure your sons do not turn out to be like him.”
“Trust me, I’m making sure of that. Come on, time to get comfortable before Dad shows up.”
That wouldn’t be for another twenty minutes, when Mr. Peterson showed up, already in a bit of a mood due to the weather. Yes, he had calmed down a tiny bit since last year, but he was still a thorn in the twins’ sides. He was happy to see his grandchildren and his sons, but he automatically disapproved of Thorne. It was probably the guy-liner and the piercings, Thorne might have dressed nicer than he normally did, but he had a style he liked to keep, no matter what.
Roderick had introduced his boyfriend to his father, though didn’t call him that. He had said that they were friends through the music industry and such, but Mr. Peterson looked on with disapproval.
“Really, Roderick, I’d have expected better of you. You are friends with the high class, not with men who make music in a garage.”
“Oi.” Thorne pouted. “I haven’t done that since I was sixteen.”
“Uh, look at the time...!” Donald spoke up. “It’s time for dinner!”
The older twin watched as the rest of the family and their guests made their way to the dining room, leaving him and Thorne alone for a moment. He looked at his boyfriend before adjusting his glasses, frowning. “I’m not... I don’t believe I’m ready to reveal to him the truth.”
“I get that.” Thorne said, slipping his hands into his pockets, looking a bit more relaxed than he had moments ago. “We can wait a bit, maybe when he realizes that I’m not gonna just be shaken off so easily by a few insults.”
Roderick smiled, looked around real quick, before giving him a quick kiss. “Thank you, and please, don’t try to start any fights with him.”
“With him? Nah. But I might cause some trouble just for shits and giggles.”
“Oh, please don’t...”
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“Surfs up. Hail Satan.”
It really wasn't as bad as Fat Gum seemed to think. The wild, joyous yell could hardly be heard over the rushing whoosh of the tidal wave sweeping through the city street--which, on second thought was probably what Gum was truly distressed about, not the wiry teenager riding the wave balanced on an uprooted street sign against all odds, crying at the sky, "Surf's up! Hail Satan!"
Then again, the teenager in question was Eijiro's intern, which could kind of make him responsible.
Hail Satan.
Live on the news.
Plus the property damage.
And the villain had gotten away.
So, alright, maybe it was bad.
"I already had a talk with him," Eijiro assured his former mentor. "Explained why that behavior wasn't manly."
He hadn't known about "Hail Satan" being broadcast at the time of that talk, but words had been had. Proper procedure and lessons on teamwork had been (re)explained. That had to count for something.
Fat Gum rewound and played the news clip for the third time. Hail Satan. Not the most heroic image.
Eijiro should have just let Hang Ten be recruited to Shoto's agency. He had gotten blinded when the kid had talked about what a Red Riot fan he was when he was highlighted during the Sports Festival.
"He told me you talked to him at the beginning of patrol too." Fat Gum spoke too carefully and still oozed enough disapproval that Eijiro was left wracking his brain to think of what he had done wrong.
"I usually do? Make small talk that is. Check in on the interns' lives." He couldn't remember anything remarkable about the conversation at the beginning of the shift.
"You were complaining about your friend's latest interview? How a soundbite was making the rounds out of context?"
Ah. Eijiro remembered that. Though it wasn't the out of context part that was really infuriating. The Bakubro had technically told the man giving the interview to open his stomach, take out his small intestine, jump rope with it, and DIE --which really was more like friendly banter when you listened to the exchanges that surrounded it.
That was a normal Saturday. Suck on some car exhaust and die. Dance off the roof of a tall building and die. Dynamight was known to be a little hostile toward the press, and the reputation was deserved. What really got to Eijiro though was that the part of the interview where Katsuki had declared himself "gayer than Best Jeanist's acid washed retro age costume" was what was getting more attention--and not in the way where everyone was as proud of his bravery as Eijiro or lining up to throw their sons and brothers at him.
"I might have mentioned something," Eijiro admitted cautiously. Had Hang Ten complained? He guessed it wasn't very cool to vent to the interns about personal stuff, but if the kid had a problem hearing the opinion that Dynamight should be getting more support for coming out, well, Eijiro was going to try to not think too hard about any upsetting implication before he knew more. Jumping to conclusions wasn't very manly.
"He seemed to think it was his duty to get the media attention off of Dynamight."
"Oh." Fat Gum still looked serious, but now Eijiro was having trouble not smiling.
"It's not funny."
Hail Satan. That was a little funny.
"No, but it's hero behavior, being a protector," Eijiro decided the best way to deal with his smiling problem was to stop trying to hold back. He knew how to pick them. Loyal. Altruistic. The kid was going to make good. Well, once he got a little more fine control over his tidal wave.
There was a moment of silent consideration, then Fat Gum smiled too. "The agency has a history of attracting quality interns. Has done so for years."
Crisis maybe not technically averted, but all seemed well enough, understanding reached and the promise of a good resolution.
That was until Hang Ten passed by the outside of the window, body surfing.
The third story window.
Then he crashed through the lobby.
Eijiro prayed for the power and the patience to get the little deliquent in line.
Hail Satan.
No way was Eijiro that much trouble when he was younger.
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The 5 Hour Spamton Playlist
It's been many months, and it's finally complete enough to share (though I might add more later). And yup, you read that right, it's just over 5 hours long.
I even decided to order it for some reason. So if you're able to listen to the whole thing in order, that's appreciated! Though it's not required of course.
But either way, I hope this playlist drives you up the wall as much as it did to me.
Anyway I'm gonna put a bunch of commentary under the read more. (This thing has been sitting around in my library for almost a year, since a week or two after the chapter 2 release!!!, I have every right to be annoying about it)
(I was originally going to comment on every other thing on the playlist, but then I got overwhelmed lol. Still keeping some of what I wrote. Might elaborate more on some things later idk. )
(Hope y'all like it!)
I tried to keep the Spamton songs in the same order as the soundtrack. In fact, the whole playlist is roughly organized based on those songs! I guess you could say each section has its own themes.
Imagine. You start the playlist eager to hear what bs was added to it. You listen to HEY EVERY !, and then it ends. Everything's quiet. And then "BWAH BWAH WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT-"
I've seen people add Mamma Mia and Dancing Queen to Spamton playlists, which is neat, but ngl Ring Ring and I'm a Marionette fit way better. And they're both really good.
I like to think I Get Around and Outside represent the very beginning of the bigshot era
But Telephone by Red Vox feels like it'd be from a lot later than that. Like someone looking back at the past with regret. And seeing a loss of independence and control.
Y'know, with the perspective constantly changing between different points in Spamtons story, it sorta reminds me of Death of a Salesman. Except not as good.
Anyway Spamton brings us back to the present. Even if it's just for a moment.
GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS (surprised how few playlists used these tbh)
Ok ok I know Business Man has nothing to do with Spamton aside from the title, but it's goofy and gives levels of suspicion that felt relevant >:)
I Really, Really, Really Like This Image comes off as a convo between Spamton and Gaster for some reason, and I really really really like that image in my head. Also Jevil is there at the end (ps the image is an image of an egg 😊)
I'm not sure if I can properly explain It's Still Rock and Roll To Me. Pre-bigshot era? Early bigshot era? Idk. It just feels like Spamton to me. Actually Billy Joel music in general seems to fit imo. Can't explain why. Just does.
Haha All Star hehehe!!! Oh DAng it's a cool place and they say it gets colder??? Snowgrave reference??????
I hope when you hear Doin it Right, you know what I WANTED to put there...
At first Baby Hotline felt like me inserting it for the heck of it, but the more I listen to it in the context of Spamton, it fits more. Being put on hold (literally as well as metaphorically), the implications of suicide/suicidal thoughts. There's also kind of an implication of someone rooting for Spamton to improve. (Which would probably be the player, but who knows)
Ngl Promised You A Miracle is a song I stole from my Mirror Man playlist. And it's not the only one. They both share themes of religion/heaven, changing your appearance to be perfect, becoming god/superior to others, and being seen and respected.
Easy Money is a late addition. I couldn't not add it. It's good.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
Temporary Secretary
(But seriously, can we agree that Temporary Secretary is definitely a Spamton song? It feels scummy, unsafe, DESPERATE, and dare I say unhinged. )
Cars by Gary Numan. That's all I have to say. It's cars. Spam man likes cars!
When adding Hanging On The Telephone, I had to choose between the Blondie version and the one by The Nerves. I chose the Blondie version. It was gayer.
OuiOui's First Crime was added because Peepy's Theme didn't fully capture how much people wanna baby this middle aged puppet. Also It's OuiOuis First Crime specifically to still show that as much as people love this guy, he isn't as innocent/nice as we sometimes want to make him out to be. He's scamming and killing people! Good for him!!!
Don't You Want Me is another song stolen from the Mirror Man playlist. I like to think in perspective of Spamton, this song has multiple layers. It's about Spamton actually being seen as someone important for once, him asking for reassurance that people want him, and threatening them if they don't. It's about Spamton getting more successful because of Gaster/Mike and wanting independence from them, causing his downfall. It's about teaming up with Kris to become BIG at the expense of Kris and potentially everyone in cybercity. It's about Spamton wanting the player to like and pity him. There's probably more connections that could be made than that even!
I'm too overwhelmed to comment too much more atm, but please know that at a certain point of making this and listening to it over and over trying get the order right, I momentarily mentally turned into Chris McLean from Total Drama. I will not elaborate lmao
#Spotify#spamton#deltarune#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#spotify playlist#It's nowhere near as good as the mm one but prob nothing will lol#I want everyone that listens to this to feel like they're getting hit by a truck
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Spider-Man Read-Through 014: Let's get Morb'd! (ASM 100-102, Ann 8)
MASTERPOST
Dear readers,
as I'm writing these lines, the 13th part of this read-through (specifically, its first half) has been liked by 5 accounts. What happened? Did people like my gay jokes? Did they like the improved presentation? Did I just get lucky?
How mysterious.
What's also mysterious is the promise of a twist ending in issue 100, although if you've read the title, you probably can see where this is going.
In this set of issues, Peter gets himself in a peculiar threesome admist dubious facial surgery, improved dexterity, and a series of yeetings.
Yeah, join in on the fun, Peter!
Gil Kane is once again the pencil artist for the issue, and it shows.
What happened to Peter's face? What happened to his silhouette? This is truly saddening.
The issue is very simple. Peter has apparently been working on a serum for years to kill his spider powers, and he tests it on himself. Ensues a lengthy dream/hallucination about him battling his old foes...
What really matters is the final page, of course.
You know, Stan Lee is often very fair. A few issues ago, he teased that Spidey's identity would be revealed to someone. Not only did it get revealed to most major character, but even though Peter managed to convince everyone that it was a mistake, it did have big consequences down the line. So you've got to give the man props: he's honest about it.
Kane's called "artist as usual" in issue #101, which I'm not happy about. Gwen calls Peter to invite him to watch the R-rated flick of his choice, and she name-drops Love Story and I Am Curious (Yellow). I'm actually stumped that Stan would name drop these (or accept them), but go off I guess.
I guess this is reflective of how Gwen wants their relationship to become physical.
The layout is confusing in this issue, I often read the bubbles out of order. You might consider it a testimony on Peter's state of mind, but it doesn't mean that it's fun to actually read.
The geographical layout is just as confusing, by the way.
Peter himself is kind of annoying, actually. His self-hatred reaches new heights here.
Not far from there, Morbius is in a boat and is very thirsty. And when a vampire thirsts, he sucks.
...I wanted this to rhyme. Oh well.
So Morbius arrived at Connors's lab and established it as his new home, and I'm thoroughly confused by the total unhinged vibes from this issue. It feels like the team tried to be creative, poetic perhaps, but it's so different from what came before, that it ends up being pretty tedious.
So the girls are fighting, and Spidey says this.
I thought this couldn't get any gayer, but then Connors arrives, sees Morbius, gets stressed, and you know what happens when he's stressed...
So fun times ahead!
It is at this point that I notice that the reason why my scans don't include readers letters is that they're from recent reissues.
Cue me screaming at the heavens.
HOWEVER, FEAR NOT, DEAR READERS. I have Alternate Sources(TM).
The drugs storyline has been very-well received overall.
In issue #101, there's this gem:
Honey, you've got a big storm coming :-)
The GG would yet again have a case of amnesia, and of course, we all know what happens in a few dozens issues... In the answer, Stan teases a future plot with the GG in the coming months. Color me intrigued...
Anyway, what really matters is that in issue #102, the Lizard has shojo eyes.
So anyway, Morbius yeets himself.
See what I mean by the confusing nature of the layout? A lot of text, and the bubbles keep going over panels. This is too much, Gil Kane. Far too much!!!
While they prepare a serum, Connors thinks that the name of Morbius reminds him of something...
Surely, it couldn't be...
But could it?
Let's spare the thought. Connors would prefer not to remember this whole debacle.
The Marvel editors must have been really fond of flashbacks, because after #100's 90% of recollection and hallucinations, we get dreams that are in fact Morbius's past. He remembers how his colleague thought he was gay with his lab partner.
Let it be known that Morbius hateth harlots
So Spidey's on his way to find Morbius, but Connors gets his Lizard persona back and proceeds to yeet himself off from Spidey's arms. This is becoming a thing.
On page 26 (what the hell, what's happening?), the artists suddenly remember that there's an audience for the soap part of these comics, and this part has been severely lacking in this arc, so we get one page of Gwangst (Gwen angst).
Meanwhile, J.J. Jameson declares that the Daily Bugle is in trouble. I wonder if it's reflective of the team's fear of ASM becoming obsolete. If only they knew! (Let's not tell them about Paul.)
Roy Thomas, your urge to bask in dubious poetry doesn't make this set of issue any better.
The issue ends with Peter losing his additional arms and Morbius "dying" (hahaha).
Stan explains that the magazine became more expensive due to inflation, but that they also made it bigger to justify the price.
Well, I personally prefer a shorter format. This was far too much, far too uninteresting (not for a lack of trying!), and outright unpleasant to read.
Annual #8 is a reprint of #46 so I'm not interested in re-reading it.
The next issue... Uh. Well.
Ka-Zar is back? Yay...?
*cries* Give me back Romita...!!!!
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Lost & Found by Darkfalli - Chapter 7 : Disaster (gay)
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"Paeonia took the word from me." It took two whole paragraphs for me to realize she had been hypnotizing her to help her out of her self-loathing. X)
Aw, Paeonia is going full psychologist on Evie! That's good ^^
""Uh…" Thoughts were reconfiguring." XD Evie rebooting, please stand by!
"I, Evie, was smiling just from thoughts… thoughts that used to make me break down crying." This is so nice, I'm so happy for her!
Oh gosh this is so cute!!!
It is a bit spooky to have someone who can guess everything you're thinking...
"Synna had bad girl vibes, but like in a good way. Like a hot bad-girl." Evie is so gay, it's adorable x)
Aw, it took so long for her to realize what Paeonia meant x) This is just pure cuteness so far.
"Talking stuff"? What does she mean? Oh! Oh, actual talking therapy! Oh that's awesome! :D
"Synna was gone… again." I wonder if Synna has a job or something. Since she had bodymods to look like a succubus, I'm inclined to think she's a sex worker or something in that vein, but really it could be anything. It'd be so funny if she had like, the most mundane job, like a cashier or a gardner, while looking like a demon x)
"It was a very delicious looking cookie that affini food science miraculously kept at that perfect fresh out of the oven consistency" gaaaaah, I'm hungry now x)
Oh no :( That's so sad! She was enjoying her cookie and it was going fine and then those stupid thought got in there again :( Man, poor Evie, that trauma does run really deep, doesn't it. And on top of that, since she's been doing hypnosis, the thoughts can't get in the same way, it must feel so bad. No wonder she panicked.
"I don't have a crush on Abies! I'm a lesbian!" Aw, so glad we're kinda exploring out of the rules of attraction. Yeah, sometimes, the person you end up crushing on isn't your type, and that's okay! There is more to a person than gender or looks.
"Beloved doll, and darling dearest prey, enamoured by her gentle, quiet gay, to whom she can't confess, or bear to say, she did already give her heart away." I love every line Dianthus says, the poetic style is so nice ^^
"You may enter, oh tree of merry." Did-did she just call him a christmas tree? x)
Oh, so when Evie is starting to have bad thoughts, the hypnosis triggers pet mode? x) That's pretty nice, but it must not be very convenient. Hopefully, with time, she won't need it anymore.
Well of course she's crushing on everyone x) She's getting so much love!
I like the explaining of different types of attraction, it's always nice to see!
*gasp!* Date with Abies!!! Omg!
"The xenodrugs were the soup and they souped my thoughts." XD I really like that line, it's so funny!
XD Once Evie realizes how many people she's attracted to she'll be cuddling the entire planet/ship.
Evie faceplanting the table because of how flustered she is so funny x)
"Gosh, he was saying that a lot of affini basically pretended to gender… I mean they were shapeshifters." Not only that... They are freaking plants! x)
Huh, I have the feeling that Darfalli likes chicken tenders. Dunno why x)
When you are kissed so good you pass out XDDDD
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This. Chapter. Was. So. FLUFFY!!!!!!
Gosh, I needed that after the previous one x) But man, it was so cute!! So soft!!! So adorable! The date was incredibly sweet. I'm Daisy the spying waitress x)
I also really liked the serious talk about gender and attraction and presentation and Evie realizing she has a crush on Abies. I must admit, I wasn't expecting it, I hadn't really paid attention to the relationship tags.
Anyway, this was very good and gay and apparently the next chapter is even gayer. I am so excited about this!!
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Very exciting news - i converted my main tumblr blog because it was supposed to be a blog for me to try and post about writing and became inundated w minecraft boys so here we are - feral mumbo anon is off anon >:) now i no longer have to worry about hitting the button hehehe
UH SO GRIAN AND MUMBO???? Gayer than hell. Gayer than the devil himself. No normal person sees an ex-engagement gift in their friend's bag and go 'no hes MINE' BOYS THATS GAY YOU ARE BEING GAY
Also all of scars backstory aaaaah. Did i wake up at 3 am and read this again so my thoughts are incoherent at best yes. But lil baby scar and cub were so cuiuuute oh my god two lil 7 year olds just out here makin it til they break it
I do love how the entire time scar was like "I am Aware cub and I share a birthday [i think???], got 🌟 randomly 🌟 paired up as kids, are two entirely different classes, and debuted super early. And hes so smart. And somehow an arranged marriage never crossed his mind. Jesus the DEVASTATION
Also the awkward teen kisses were everything tbh. I love when teenagers are like "*shuffles nervously* i know what im doing" bless them.
But scar???? Telling off the entire elven court in front of them and getting free because of Cleo??? I love it. Brave man, he deserves the world. I cant wait to meet cleo tbh, at least i hope we do. Cleo my beloved. But also i hope we meet the elven king not in a memory because something tells me bird brain and blood brain would do something drastic and dumb, like yell at him. Or punch him. 👌
But also just like, for them to get to sit their and assure scar that their friendship [and love] comes with no strings attached is everything to me. For this to be the moment both grian and mumbo are looking at each other like - "Wait a minute- Scar-?" Cannot wait for them to have that conversation tbh. Imagine looking at your boyfriend, realizing hes got feelings, and being like "oh thank god" if these two dont TALK i am gonna go MAD i am NOT a slow burn girlie pop
Oooooh nice, welcome to non-anon <3 Nice to *formally* meet you~ <3 If only I could be main blog </3
They are SO gay Grian really saw that old engagement jewelry and was like "break it break it breAK IT-" his first thought was really "hold up wait a minute just a sec wait Scar's around my age his ex whatever could still be around I don't Like That(tm)" lmao just wait until Cub actually shows up cough
AND YEAH Mumbo was chill until he learned what it meant and then he just. "No" lmao
Writing Elven children is weird cuz you have to find that balance between "super formal society" and "children are children regardless" and just jgfdkl little Scar had my heart while writing <3 little Cub did too ofc just babies <3
[same birth month&year basically but close enough to same day for beings that live 700+ years <3 Elves are so long-lived that it's not UNusual to be born in the same year but definitely not the norm, but to be born in the same month is like. Very unusual <3]
Have I mentioned that Scar can be so oblivious lmao
BUT ALSO to be FAIR to him, he knows absolutely no one who has ever been in an arranged marriage, his cousins are between 5 and 200 years older (the King is his great great great grandfather lmao there's a lot of gens there and long lived species whoo) than him and only a handful of them are married to people they chose so poor thing literally looked at this situation like "Grandfather wouldn't invite just anyone to the Palace especially when he's so overprotective... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything for me specifically" lmao
But like. For him it wouldn't have been that BAD if they had just TOLD him, because if he had known from the start he'd have seen it as him and Cub making the best of an unfair situation, but because he was never told until the engagement day every Moment(tm) between them felt like a LIE which </3 Hurts so bad-
Also Scar being aware of the class difference I knew needed addressing at some point which is also why it's important that Cub made the first move, even though Cub was already aware that he would end up marrying Scar and Scar wasn't kfdsjlk
hgjkfdgjk precious children just trying to act like mature grown ups but at the end of the day they're still teenagers who have no clue what they're doing and share awkward nervous kisses <3
The fact that literally the only people who TRIED to stop him were the King, his mother and to a degree, Cub (though what was Cub going to say, I wonder...) even though the Court was full of their most immediate family? I mean. If that doesn't speak to something Scar hadn't noticed at the time- :)
Cleo really had this little knobby teenager come to them with an engagement piece in his hair and break down about how his entire life has been a lie and everyone he thought loved him was just using him and said "This is not happening. Nope, not happening. Run, kid" Cleo is my absolute beloved <3 I love them. Now I wonder why Scar is so hesitant to meet up with them...
:) Haha we definitely haven't seen the last of the Fae King. Unfortunately for Grian and Mumbo, if there is ever an OP character in this series, uh, it's definitely the Fae King. (Not OP enough to save Scar tho </3 rip) And meeting him might not be under the best circumstances... :) I wonder how that will be resolved, huh. I hope everyone understands Unreliable Narrator tag means Everything Is Not What It Seems while also not assuming it means the King isn't an ass at the same time
Yessssss <3 we love a good "no strings attached" love story <3 Just three guys who love each other very much and have no ulterior motives <3
HAHA yes <3 them just looking at each other like "ohh okay I see, this is good" jkgfdlkfdsk NOT A SLOW BURN GIRLIE how have you survived 90k+ words without a single Scar-Kiss <3 Did the accidental flirting and the bite tie you over my friend <3 hhhahjfd-
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And we’re into April so my March wrap is here! Part 1 because I read so many things this month :)
Damage (1994) issues 1-4
Dates Read: March 2, March 4, March 15
Review: 4 stars (issue 1) 3 stars (all others)
Thoughts: I’ve read some of Damage’s solo already in my efforts to read through Kyle’s GA run but I decided it was high time I loop back and try to 100% his run. It’s definitely a fun time. Still peeved he isn’t used more. Can’t believe they did a second Damage run and it’s not even about my boy Grant. DC return him to me immediately.
Marble Queen by Anna Kopp and Gabrielle Kart
Dates Read: 5 March-6 March
Review: 3 stars
Thoughts: This was very cute. A fun sapphic story, with good art. It ended on some sequel bait but I don’t know that any has been announced. I will pick it up if it does get announced. The most memorable thing about this is that the first day it dropped it refused to open in any of my kindle apps irregardless of the device or how many times I updated it. So I bought it physically because I really wanted to read it, only for it to work the next fucking day. Infuriating. I will likely rehome the physical copy as it didn’t crack into my higher ratings.
The Affair of the Mysterious Letter by Alexis Hall
Dates Read: 28 February- 6 March
Review: 5 stars
Thoughts: Holy shit this was so good. A fantasy/sci-fi retelling of Sherlock Holmes and I NEED there to be more books this instant. All the characters were so entertaining and the snark unprecedented. I loved the narrator for the audiobook so much that I proceeded to look up everything he’d done. Did I mention how queer this book is? 1000-% recommend
Superman (2016) 37
Dates Read: 6 March
Review: 3 stars
Thoughts: I keep seeing posts of future Tim coming to fight Bruce so I decided to reread this issue. It is a fun time! I deeply appreciate that the cover has fuck all to do with the story. The only character on this cover that makes an appearance is Clark.
Thunder Song by Sasha LaPointe
Dates Read: 5 March- 9 March
Review: 2 stars
Thoughts: I fucking hated this. I read Sasha’s poetry collection-Rose Quartz- last year and thought it was excellent so I preordered this eagerly but I wish I hadn’t. This isn’t a collection of essays, it’s a confused and misorganized memoir, but she’s literally already published a memoir so???? She was angry about so many things but angry at all the wrong people over them. So many of the experiences she discussed here were so deeply deeply relatable so it was very frustrating to have her constantly inform me that I could never understand any of them. The ability to understand and empathize with each other came free with our fucking humanity. If you are othering people by saying ‘you could never understand this pain’ you are doing yourself a wild disservice. Based on its average Goodreads rating it has found its proper audience but god knows I wasn’t that.
Batman (1940) 443
Dates Read: 9 March
Review: 3 stars
Thoughts: I legitimately don’t remember reading this nor do I have any idea what it was about. Cheerio!
The Fox Maidens by Robin Ha
Dates Read: 10 March
Review: 3 stars
Thoughts: Although this IS sapphic the romance doesn’t happen until the absolute end of the graphic novel. I was really more here for the main character eating bad men. She should have done that more. It was a fun read, even if it could have been gayer. I enjoyed learning more about Korean culture and mythology, I confess that I am not that knowledgeable.
Transitions by Élodie Durand
Dates read: 10 March
Review: 3 stars
thoughts: this book was not at all what I was expecting. It’s an interesting perspective to hear from in the trans conversation: a parent who knows nothing about the community but who finds out their child is part of it. I thought there would be more personal emotions in it but… no not really. A LOT of research though lol.
Women of Good Fortune by Sophie Wan
Dates Read: 9 March-13 March
Review: 4 stars
Thoughts: oh man this was fun. Very in line with Crazy Rich Asians. I loved all the women in this and I also enjoyed the supporting cast. I’ll be keeping an eye on what else Sophie Wan puts out.
Action Comics (2016) 1063
Dates Read: 14 March
Review: 2 stars
Thoughts: This arc was bad and I’m glad it’s over
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