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tsukii0002 · 1 day

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I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:

Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*

Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?

Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…

Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…

Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!

Mc: *studying* mmm What…

Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!

Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …

Demon: Are you ok?!

Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.

Demon: ????

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mammonsrockstargf · 2 days

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Everyone in the kitchen, standing in front of the broken coffee machine.

Lucifer: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

MC: I did, I broke it-

Lucifer: No, you didn’t. Mammon?

Mammon: Don’t look at me. Look at Levi.

Leviathan: What? I didn’t break it!

Mammon: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Leviathan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken?

Mammon: Suspicious…

Belphegor: If it matters and it probably doesn’t, Asmo was the last one to use it.

Asmodeus: Belphie, I don’t even drink that crap!

Belphegor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the kitchen earlier?

Asmodeus: I use the wooden stirs to clean my cuticles, everyone knows that, Belphegor!

MC: Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it!

Lucifer: No! Who broke it?

Mammon: (whispers) Lucifer, Beel has been awfully quiet-

Beelzebub: Really? Mammon, you moron-

*heated fighting ensues*

Satan, later to MC: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. In ten minutes, they were at each other’s throats. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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too-much-gacha · 2 days

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Simeon: Lucifer, look isn't that MC and Thirteen?

*MC and Thirteen both immobilized and hanging upside down, in the RAD backyard*

Thirteen: Okay sounds good, now elaborate on details.

MC: Yeah, so the idea it to put him as a bait and tha–

Lucifer: *arms crossed, annoyed* You didn't showed up at student council meeting and your not picking up your D.D.D. Care to explain?

MC: Oh! Hello Momcifer, hi Simeon. Well I was helping Thirteen set up a trap for Solomon and she accidentally triggered it and it caught her.

Lucifer: Than why are you also hanging here?

MC: Uhhh... I tried to free her... and I *mumbles under breath*

Lucifer: And you what?

MC: and I triggered the backup trap.

Simeon: *starts chuckling and takes out his phone*

MC: No! Don't laugh and definitely don't take a photo. I need these remains of my dignity.

Thirteen: Yeah! Instead of laughing help us get down!

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slutifer · 24 hours

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mc: my stomach hurts

Mammon: aw i can rub it for u :)

mc: how’d you like to rub it from the inside, bird boy?

Mammon: 😨

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helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden · 3 days

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MC: Butter is just food lotion

Satan: I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to shut the fuck up

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 5 months

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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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*In nightbringer*

Asmo: Do you realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with MC?

Solomon: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it????

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authormars · 23 days

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MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

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hopeluna · 3 months

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Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

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tsukii0002 · 2 days

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Mammon and Mc watching a movie late in the night.

Luke: *appears with a snack from the kitchen when he should be sleeping* ….

Mc: …

Mammon: …

Mammon: *grinning* You know that what you just did is something that only demons do?

Luke: *shock* !!!

Mammon: Maybe because you've been here so long you're turning into one.

Luke: *his eyes get wet*

Mc: Mammon!!!! *hitting him* stop-teasing-the-child!!

Mammon: Neveeeeerr!!

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saturncodedstarlette · 12 days

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Solomon, encouraging MC : —and you’re clearly very powerful now, starlight. You managed to take down a legion of monsters all by yourself without my help.

MC, still doubtful : Do you really think I’m powerful?

Solomon, cradling your face in his palms : I, for one, find you terrifying

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 14 days

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Mc: (stuck in a wall)

Diavolo: Mc how did you get in there?

Mc: Barbie didn't like his new nickname and promptly threw me into a wall

Diavolo: do I get a silly nickname if I help you?

Mc: isn't Dia enough?

Diavolo: no

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slutifer · 12 days

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Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

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lyrichi · 20 days

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[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

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