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authormars · 3 hours
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Solomon, encouraging MC : —and you’re clearly very powerful now, starlight. You managed to take down a legion of monsters all by yourself without my help.
MC, still doubtful : Do you really think I’m powerful?
Solomon, cradling your face in his palms : I, for one, find you terrifying
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authormars · 5 hours
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Harem:
(Mars, me) (JJ)
JJ is outside of the circle!! They can be there, just not too close
Uhm, you're mistaken
(JJ) (Wife, Mars, Goddess) (gf)
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authormars · 5 hours
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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all
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authormars · 5 hours
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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored
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authormars · 9 hours
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My bites are shows of affection. You should feel honored to be bitten by me.
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authormars · 9 hours
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need him broken and bloody and bruised. need him dragging himself forward across a cold, unforgiving floor. need threatening footsteps just a pace behind him. need his ribs heaving while he struggles to drag in raspy breath. need his eyes glassy and shadowed.
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authormars · 9 hours
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Welp, it's official
JJ has been added to my harem
I’m Mars’s Diavolo to their Lucifer. Not you, you gay ass bitch!
Ok I’ll be Barbatos then👌😌
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authormars · 10 hours
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authormars · 10 hours
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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authormars · 12 hours
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what being on your period feels like
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authormars · 12 hours
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I like to imagine in Obey me the demons have scent glands where their horns would be like cats.
They might scratch their head or move their hair to act like their not just getting their scent on their hands to put everywhere, or it’s also on their tails
Barbatos wears gloves so he doesn’t get his sent all over the castle because technically it’s Diavolos area not his and only takes his gloves off in his room or when he needs to do something like bake or cook. The reason his tail never touches the ground is for the same reason of not to leave a trail.
I feel like angels might have something similar but on their wings and and where their wings grow.
Angels are probably not as territorial maybe Luke would tho but I think if they walked into a room and there was an unfamiliar scent they might just shake their wings a bit to leave scent and then just leave.
The demon brothers probably fight on a daily to leave their smell everywhere, the only place that is off limits is their rooms except for you Lucifer Satan is after your ass.
Diavolo tries to tell Barbatos that he doesn’t mind if his scent is left behind but Barbatos refuses to leave any smell in his lords castle.
“Barbatos its okay! You live in this castle too.”
“I must deny your offer, Lord Diavolo. For this is technically not my territory.”
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authormars · 12 hours
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My gender is not
Welp
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
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authormars · 12 hours
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Beelzebub not only protected Lucifer in the Celestial War, but was also the leader of the great morning star’s personal guard.
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authormars · 17 hours
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Diavolo: Next question. You’re into Mc.
Lucifer: That’s not a question.
Diavolo: So you agree, it’s a fact.
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authormars · 17 hours
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They said the Lucifer UR+ and Diavolo UR+ would be connected, right? So I had to put them both in one gif for the DiaLuci content! Guuuuuh, I can’t get enough of it. D:
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authormars · 18 hours
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Autistic MC explaining sensory overload to the boys. MC walking around naked and the boys losing their mind cos MC naked
'Lucifer I need you to understand if you make me put clothes on right now I will peel my skin off and hang myself from the chandelier'
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authormars · 18 hours
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Mc: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious*
Levi, panicking: They're not breathing!
Solomon: I'll give them mouth-to-mouth!
Mc: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Mammon do it! *Closes eye*
Lucifer:
Beel:
Solomon:
Satan:
Levi:
Belphie:...
Mammon: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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