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schlatt-updates · 9 months

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Welcome to Schlatt Updates!

(yo if someone knows who drew schlatts prof pic I'd appreciate it so I can credit it here!)

This account updates on: Twitter, Instagram, Twitch and Youtube (including Sleep Deprived and Chuckle Sandwich)

Ask box and messages are open if you need them. I will put ID on all images and write ALT text, but if I forget please remind me! Also, tell me if there's something I need to tag that I have forgotten.

Mods:

Mod Boo: Hi! This is my first account be nice to me! Pronouns: They/He, Timezone: GMT, Main Blog: @imhereoutofspite

Tag list under the cut

General Tags: #Jschlatt #Schlatt

All updates are tagged: #schlatt updates

All non updates are tagged: #not an update

Tags for Different Channels: #jschlattLIVE, #Big Guy, #Schlagg

The Weekly Slap: #The Weekly Slap

Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium: #LaSME

DID SCHLATT WIN?: #Did Schlatt Win

Chuckle sandwich episodes: #Chuckle Sandwich

Sleep Deprived: #Sleep Deprived podcast, #Sleep Deprived video

Asks/Submissions: #Askbox, #Submissions

Accessibility: #Image ID, #No Image ID, #Video Transcript, #No Video Transcript

(Like I said this is my first updates account so I may have missed something. Please let me know and I'll sort it)

Below are the tags for easy sorting!

#jschlatt #schlatt #not an update #jschlattLIVE #Big Guy #Schlagg #The Weekly Slap #LaSME #Did Schlatt Win #chuckle sandwich #sleep deprived podcast #sleep deprived video #ask box #submissions #image id #no image id #video transcript #no video transcript

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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Neil Gaiman and Rob Wilkins at the British Library event The Worlds of Terry Pratchett: Neil Gaiman and Rob Wilkins 21.11.2023

Neil: The weirdest bit, the one moment that I remember as being the strangest, most quintessentially writing Good Omens together moment was when we had to copy edit it. And we copy edited it in the basement of Victor Gollancz, which at that point was in 14 Henrietta Street. And the basement was a basement. There were chairs down there, no tables or anything. So we're sitting in these card chairs in this... my recollection is it did have a carpet. And the carpet was kind of damp. You know, beneath that carpet there was sort of strange puddles of... publishing. And Terry and I just sat there and we were both copy editing away. And then there was a point where Terry looked up and chuckled like anything. I said, 'What are you chuckling about?' He said, 'That joke you put in.' I said, 'Which one?' Because, you know, you want to hear which one. He read it out and I said, 'I didn't write that one'. He said, 'Well, I didn't write it'. And at that point you could tell from our eyes both of us had come to the conclusion that perhaps the manuscript was generating itself. And neither of us was prepared to say this out loud for fear of being thought a bit odd.

(you can watch the whole event here :))

#good omens #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #rob wilkins #interview #neil interview #the Worlds of Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman and Rob Wilkins #btb #terry and neil #fun fact #videos #events #<3 #transcripts

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toobbolive · 5 months

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Fit: Dude my voice cracked until I was like 25 so like, don't sweat it Tubbo: Wait, I thought you were 24 Fit: What? Tubbo: Wait, how old are you? Fit: Tubbo I'm 33 Tubbo: What, that's not a bit? Fit: No it's not a bit!

#qsmp liveblog #qsmp clips #transcription #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fit #i'm dying at this #ive been killed #qsmp #video #my clips

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rongzhi · 4 months

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Reviewing tactile paving in Wudaokou, Beijing

[video ID: A video from douyin that shows a first-person POV of a walk along an uncrowded granite city sidewalk. The camera is pointed at a downward angle, showing a silver walking stick sweeping back and forth over vertical block tactile paving, with white shoes stepping in and out of the bottom of the frame. A woman speaks in Mandarin Chinese as Simplified Chinese and English captions appear over the video. At one point, the woman encounters a pair of feet belonging to someone standing stationary at the edge of the tactile paving, but otherwise the path is unobstructed. The English captions read as follows: Okay, begin. I’m showing everyone this blind path. I was just walking on it and thought that it was especially distinct. Plus it’s very wide. This width is very wide. I feel like this is my ideal blind path. And then, just like… Sorry. When I walk on it, there’s also no particular obstructions. Like, there’s no trees boxes or anything super nearby. Uh, of course, I also don’t know if that’s true. In any case, I haven’t bumped into anything. I feel like this is the type of blind path that actually guarantees our safety. I really hope, like, that we can have more blind paths like this. /End ID]

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #i'm like addicted to these videos rn idk why #tactile paving reviews are hypnotic to me....#盲道 #i feel like i don't notice any tactile paving on sidewalks here?? only the blocks at the edge of a crosswalk really #i remember them in parts of chicago tho bc i used to walk on them in the loop when it was icy out #described #transcript

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sudoscience · 3 days

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Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."

Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

#meant to add the transcript earlier but i didn't have the printed copy handy #mostly because i really wanted to know how that sound was spelled #as a transcription “blearrghhh” is at once completely accurate but also entirely underwhelming #the locked tomb #tlt spoilers #(possibly)#gideon the ninth #moira quirk #video #audiobooks #gideon nav #dulcinea septimus

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killjoy-prince · 2 months

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House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name

#house md #gregory house #prince's talk tag #after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the house video ill put his stats here #s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28 #in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson #He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James #He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him #You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him #but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more #than he was before that point

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echotunes · 1 month

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Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson

Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro! [cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.

(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!

[cut] Bro that—I'm gonna explain it again for a sec. So I live in Madeira. And they don't speak German here. Bro, a deliveryperson comes here, I said "hello", like, at that point I still knew okay, English. And brother suddenly they give me a bag and I say "danke!" Because I—because with QSMP I thought it would be automatically translated. I—bro, that's just, that just fully triggers your brain.)

#i hope this way of formatting transcript + translation makes sense? i wanted to do both languages lol #anyway. yeah #chose to translate digga as bro because i feel like that's an okay translation. like vibe wise. yk. dude or man would also work though #mcyt #qsmp #letshugo #video #echo transcripts

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robotpussy · 5 months

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Benjamin Zephaniah on why he turned down receiving a OBE (The "significance" of an OBE or a MBE is that it is rewarded to somebody by the monarchy to recognise how impactful ones work has been. the video and transcript explain why it would be traitorous to receive this when the themes surrounding Zephaniah's work were wholly and completely anti British empire and colonist)

"The OBE means "Officer of the Order of the British Empire", MBE stands for "Member of the British Empire".

I've been fighting against empire all my life. I've been fighting against slavery and colonalism all my life. I've been writing to connect with people, not to impress governments and monarchy. So how could I then go and accept an honour that puts the word empire on to my name? That would be hypocritical"

"No way Mr Blair, no way Mrs Queen. I am profoundly anti-empire." - A piece Benjamin Zephaniah wrote for the Guardian in regards to his rejection of an OBE.

Rest Well Mr Zephaniah

#vid #benjamin zephaniah #this guy means alot to me i revisited his work when i was making my documentary on the British empire #video #fuck i forgot i deleted the transcription anyways ive added it back!!!

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swordsonnet · 2 months

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i did not have "james somerton stealing the title for his second apology video from hbomberguy" on my 2024 bingo card

#...but maybe i should've expected it #he actually called it 'a measured response' like dude are you fucking serious???#i didn't watch the video because it's like 40 minutes long but i skimmed through the transcript #it's auto-generated captions so obvs not 100% accurate but i think i got the gist and it's. uh. bad!#just a bunch of lame excuses and playing the victim. classic james #james somerton #hbomberguy

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royalarchivist · 3 months

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Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

#FitMC #Morning Crew #QSMP #ramonbday #Fit #Ramon #Edited #Subtitles #AT LAST #It always takes forever to write the transcript of these subtitles #hopefully I didn't miss too much #anyways. I do have so many frickin clips it was hard to narrow it down #I love the wii music it really is the perfect background music for these kinds of videos #Portfolio

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uncontrollablesphere · 1 year

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Video transcript: meme of a pitched up, layered version of Romantic Homicide by d4vd overlapping with an argument about Uno featuring images of characters from the Great Ace Attorney each in their own corner of the screen.

Song: [over Ryuunosuke’s cross examination portrait] In the back of my mind.

[Kazuma’s cross examination portrait] In the back of my mind.

[greyscale Kazuma facing away from the camera, headband billowing] You died.

Van Zieks: You guys wanna play Uno real quick…

Song: [screen pans across Karuma the sword in the dark] I killed you.

VZ: [raises his chalice] and I can record it and make that my upload tonight?

Ryuunosuke: [on verge of tears] And I didn’t even cry…

Kazuma: [tensing up and frowning at the camera] And I didn’t even regret it.

Sholmes: [smirking with a finger to his cap] I don’t have Uno so go fuck off.

R: not a single tear.

VZ: [pointing at screen] Everyone has Uno, dipshit!

K: [turning his head halfway toward the camera] I can’t believe I said it.

R: [slams hands on bench] And I’m sick of waiting…

VZ: [scowling, holding tense hand in front of face] It came free with your fucking Xbox!

K: [slowly looking up from bench in awe] But it’s true…

R: [looks up from bench] …patiently, for someone…

S: [whimsical pose with both arms in the air] I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

R: [crossing swords with Kazuma on docks] …that won’t even try.

VZ: [slamming his leg on witness stand as Sholmes waves arms wildly and falls to floor in shock] No you don’t! I got mine on day one you fucking—

The video abruptly cuts off. End transcript.

Sorry I had to get this out of my system

#dgs #tgaa #kazuma asougi #ryunosuke naruhodo #herlock sholmes #barok van zieks #dai gyakuten saiban #the great ace attorney #kazuma asogi #ryuunosuke naruhodou #naruhodou ryuunosuke #asougi kazuma #asoryuu #dgs spoilers #dgs2 spoilers #video #edit: sorry transcript took so long but as you can see this video is an incomprehensible nightmare even to me

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 2 months

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David Tennant's first unboxing video! :D (compiled from Georgia's stories on insta :) ❤)

Georgia: Okay. Hi, David. Right. Sit there.

David: Oh God. Am I filming... am I on camera?

Georgia: You're on camera, yeah.

David: To who?

Georgia: Uh, don't know yet. There you go. Right.

David: Are you going to give me a present?

Georgia: Yeah. This is an unboxing video. Go on, unbox it.

David: I need some scissors.

Georgia: Oh. How do people, people do this, though, without sort of tools?

David: What people?

Georgia: Well the people that do unboxing videos.

David: I don't know... I don't know anything about unboxing videos.

Geogia: Oh okay. All right. Do you want to get you... hold on.

David: Oh hang on.

Georgia: Oh look at that.

David: Nope, still need scissors.

Georgia: Okay, hold on. Okay.

David: Oh, yeah. Thank you. There's a nail file. It sort of works. [sees what's on side] Ohhhhh! This is not... this was sent to you, wasn't it?

Georgia: It was, yeah. Yeah, I'm so... I'm regifting. I'm regifting the gifted.

David: Well, this is a gift to both of us.

Georgia: Okay, I'm going to have to stop this video because it's about to get to the end of it. Can you just pause it there? Okay, you can pick up where you left off now.

David: Okay, can I start again?

Georgia: Yeah, go. And action.

David: This! It's a Tucci pan! Ohhhh. Dear David and Georgia... shall I try and do a Stanley impression?

Georgia: Yeah, go on.

David: Dear David and Georgia, here's a taste of a line of cookware I've designed. I hope you enjoy it and shamelessly promote it on your social media. With love, Stanley Tucci.

Georgia: Okay, okay. We've unwrapped. We've unboxed.

David: Isn't it pretty, though?

Georgia: Yeah. That is really nice. That is really nice. I just need to learn how to cook.

David: If we were really good at like videos and stuff...

Georgia: Oh, yeah, should we do, yeah

David: I'd do this, I'd do that. And then I'd do that there'll be something cooked in it. [the video changes and there is something cooked in it] Oooh! Thanks Stan! We love our pan! We love our pan, Stan! Stan pan. Stan the pan man.

Georgia: Okay stop.

(yes, it is a thing :D)

#david tennant #georgia tennant #david and georgia #stanley tucci #unboxing video #videos #transcripts #funny #tucci pan #stand the pan man

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felassan · 2 months

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r/dragonage (Reddit) post titled "Jeff Grubb: Dragon Age: Dreadwolf scheduled to release in late 2024." Post text: "Dreadwolf to be shown this summer and planned release later this year, Bioware is internally confident on the release date. Anything could change of course." Source: [link] Clip: [link] "Credit to: u/IcePopsicleDragon for posting this in r/GamingLeaksAndRumours."

[source]

In episode 339 of Game Mess Decides, Jeff Grubb had the following to say on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf's possible/rumored release window [transcript]:

Question from chat: “Hi Jeff and Mike, when will Dragon Age 4 be shown and released?” Jeff: “Yeah, I mean, I expect it will probably pop up this summer. I don’t know when it’ll be shown is the real answer, that’s the, let’s get that out, I don’t know when it will be shown. I assume it will be shown sometime this summer. Could happen at any time though. It will be released this year [2024], last I heard. That is, and they’re pretty confident about that, doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee, could slip, but right now, internally, they expect to release it later this year, which is why I took it in Fantasy Critic”.

[source (timestamp 35 mins 20 secs), clipped version]

(there were no more mentions of Dragon Age or BioWare during the episode)

#dragon age: dreadwolf #dragon age 4 #the dread wolf rises #da4 #dragon age #bioware #video games #i'm out travelling atm sry so i cant make a proper neat post or make a transcript rn but the source of this is reportedly jeff grubb via #r/dragonage the DA subreddit. So please go there to check it out directly and follow the link to the vid etc.#late 2024 is what we've speculated for a while now as a release window #i'm guessing november?#as thats 10 yrs aniversary of DAI and 15 years aniversary of DAO. would be the perfect time #aaaa #i'm so excited #elmofire.gif #quick n dirty post on the fly pls forgive me hhh 🙏#long post #longpost #update: post edited to tidy it up and include a transcript of the relevant segment #given that DA:D is officially stated by BW to be having its full reveal in summer 2024 #that would place (if this is reliable reporting) 'later this year' as being in the second half of 2024 as it would have to be after summer #so like fall? holiday time?

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fuckyeahizzyhands · 2 months

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Kristian reading a question: 'We se Izzy dressed up with Wee John, was there a whole scene or any line said that wasn't put in'? Yes.

Con: Yes.

Kristian: The best parts.

Con: We filmed that scene with me and Kristian doing the makeup, and it was cut to about half. But I remember we ended with a line that Izzy looked in the mirror, and it was the two shots that you see with the two of us looking in the mirror, and the end of the scene was Izzy just saying, quietly, 'Make me pretty.' And I don't know if they needed that, because you did make him pretty. But I felt kind of this transformation was... and we've talked about this quite a lot about that... under those circumstances, were we ever going to make it comical or we ever going to treat it with disrespect? And the revelation for me was in the moment during that scene with you Kristian - because that was our only real scene together in the entire two seasons - I heard myself say, make me say, 'Make me pretty.', and knew why I was saying it and knew why Izzy wanted it. Because he was transforming. He was coming out. That was his coming out moment.

#ofmd #our flag means death #kristian nairn #con o'neill #videos #aww #con's doggo #Instagram #con kristian gypsy video #gypsy taylor #transcripts #make me pretty #2ep6 #deleted scenes

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tiffycat · 1 year

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