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desperately trying to get this clip to upload to prove to my mutuals that I'm not lying about schlatt coming out AT LEAST THAT"S WHAT IT SEEMED LIKE TO ME
Edit: clip from here if you want context
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Im really obsessed with Poly!TedSchlatt rn man- I am just a huge simp for both the guys-
Could you do some smut with Poly!TedSchlatt?
Yes, cuz I’m ovulating and down bad for them rn
If you can’t tell by how detailed and long this is
Ted is the type to be very lovey with you in bed, always fighting schlatt, who wants to overstimulate you to the point tears run down your face.
Ted holding your legs open while schlatt runs laps around your cunt, occasionally inserting his fingers into you
You a crying, moaning, shivering mess, and Ted looking at schlatt, “let her cum already, she’s been so good for us don’t you think?” And placing a kiss on your neck while you shake your head in agreement
“Please please schlatt- can’t take much more please” feeling yourself clench around Schlatt’s fingers that are deep inside you
“Hmm, I suppose” he’d say, returning his mouth to your clit, sucking gently as his fingers curved in the right way, hitting that delicate spot inside you, making you squirt your juices all over his mouth and fingers.
Ted bucking up into you at the sight of you squirting all over just from Schlatt’s fingers
“Fuck, my turn.” Ted groans, switching positions with schlatt.
Schlatt getting up, getting a last lick of your cunt before trading places with Ted. Schlatt was so rough with you, while Ted is so gentle, playing with your folds and spreading your hole wide open so he can tongue fuck you. He wouldn’t deprive you of your orgasm. Rather he would make you cum nonstop until you were a mess begging for him to give you a break.
Only letting you have that break momentarily, before his cock was aching to be inside you.
“I wanna fuck her cunt schlatt, wanna cum inside her and fill her up.”
Schlatt would allow it, making you get on your hands and knees as Ted fucked you from behind, and Schlatt lay below you so you could suck him off.
It didn’t take long before schlatt was cuming down your throat, grabbing your hair and pushing himself as deep as he could while he let out moans and curse words
Ted came shortly after, his thrusts becoming more irregular as he burrows himself deep inside you, filling your abused cunt with his seed. Pulling out to watch some of it spill out of you, only to finger fuck it back in as much as he could.
#schlatt#jschlatt#ask box#mdni#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt x reader smut#Ted Nivison#Ted Nivison smut#ted nivison x reader smut
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schlatt x reader japan trip 🙏🙏
Japan
sfw + fluff
introvert female reader joining schlatt for a trip in japan :3
schlatt's and your relationship have been pretty lowkey ever since it started, especially coming from a huge content creator like him some of his fans can sometimes be too overbearing
and to avoid that, the two of you to agreed to keep it lowkey, you weren't really a huge fan of travelling, you being a huge introvert and would pray and manifest that all your events would be cancelled or give you an excuse to not attend them
so it surprised schlatt that you actually agreed to go with him to japan, even agreeing to be in his and jack’s vlog, but introducing yourself as his close friend
so there you guys are, entering a cat shop, jack vlogging the entire thing for memorabilia and content as you follow behind schlatt, smiling in awe with the tons of cats inside
schlatt himself would of course glance at you from time to time, hoping you're enjoying and comfortable throughout the whole trip, “ yo, y/n, what do you think about these little fellas trapped inside of those? “ he asks
“ poor creatures “ you respond smiling at him as jack approaches the tiny kitten aiming his camera in the poor thing's face, “ jack, he looks like he's scared of you “ schlatt jokes as you giggle
“ schlatt look, he looks like you “ you point into a black, kind of chubby cat who's meowing at you, “ oh god it is! “ jack chimes in as schlatt smiles at you, before glaring at jack, “ really? this one looks exactly like you “ schlatt mocks jack by pointing on a sphinx as the man puts an unimpressed face as you chucke at their banter
“ .. i actually like the bald one “ you smile, fixing your glasses as jack cheers, “ see! even your bestfriend agrees im a good-looking cat “ jack spoke with his british accent, smug
“ i am so disappointed “ schlatt comments, shaking his head, being overdramatic as you can only smile and look at your boyfriend in admiration
the whole trip went well, and there was only a day left before going back to texas again, so, the two of you spent it together, alone and intimate as you visit a deer park, no cameras, no vlogging, no nothing more just two of you, enjoying your last day in tokyo
the two of you held hands as you chuckle, feeding a deer it's food as you smile, watching the deer bow, “ he's a polite fella isn't he? “ schlatt smiles, at you and the deer
“ he's very very polite “ you chuckle, “ very cute too “ you add, “ you two are very cute in my opinion “ he shrugs
“ cheesy fuck “ you reply, as he pecks your cheek, fixing your hair, as you gasp, “ look at that one! it has antlers “ you exclaim, pointing at a larger deer with one antler
“ do you think he's polite too? “ you ask, “ i bet he'll bow down in a 90 degree angle “ he replies as you break the food in half, handing the half to schlatt so he can also feed it,” what if we feed him at the same time and he chooses his favorite “ you challenge him
“ he's gonna choose the handsome one “ schlatt replies as you roll your eyes playfully as the two of you offers the food at the same time as the lather large deer bows, before choosing schlatt's
“ aha! see “ schlatt exclaims as you chuckle, the deer now feeding onto your offered food, “ so smug “ you comment, pecking your cheek
“ it's kinda hot “ you comment, smiling, as he didn't hesitate to remove his cap, putting it on you, “ should we go back to the hotel then? “
“ but it's like.. way too earlyy “ you reply as you sigh, before gasping, “ can we uhm…go to arcades and uh.. ive heard they have silly photo booths “ you suggest
and after hearing those, he spoiled you , going to the arcades and photo booths you wanted, as the two of you sat at the balcony of your hotel room, your head on his shoulder as you held hands
“ can't believe it ended so fast “ you sip on some random drink you two got from a convenient store on the way back, “ mhm, i wanna stay here with you longer “ schlatt caresses you hair
“ you know.. i was kinda surprised you actually came with us “ schlatt mentioned as you hums, “ really? “
“ yeah.. i thought we'd have to vc eachother again during the entire trip “ he added as you chuckle, “ i don't know.. it's just.. i wanna atleast spend some moments with you “ you answer
“ well… im glad you came, im just.. so fucking happy “ he cups you by your cheek, pecking your nose, “ im glad i chose the right decision then “ you smile
“ jay… i want to promise something “ you mumble as schlatt nods, shifting on your seat, “ yeah? “ he asks
“ … i wanna uhm.. try new stuffs with you and uhm… travel with you, and do cool things “ you smile, “ i wanna… get out of my shell.. so i can be with you “
“ y/n you know you dont have to force yourself just so you can be with me “ schlatt replies, caressing your face as you shake your head, “ no no, im doing this for myself too “ you fix your sleeves as you face him
“ i promise “ you reassure him as he chuckles, “ so fucking proud if you toots “ he ruffles your hair, “ im glad you're trying out new stuffs “
“ … wanna make japan more memorable? “ he pecks your neck, and you immediately knew what he meant as you nod, smiling, lifting you up without a challenge, entering the back to the room as he trace kisses around your face
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@.schlatt4layf • 11 hours ago
my friend from japan just spotted schlatt with a girl?????
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oh what the fuck??
#chuckle sammy#chuckle sandwich#jschlatt#schlatt#sleep deprived podcast#jschlatt x reader#schlatt fanfic#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#schlatt fluff#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt fanfic
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jschlatt x streamer!reader
summary: you wear the same ring every day, every stream, in the same direction. your fans notice one day that the direction of it changed.
warnings: swearing, not a very descriptive fic
a/n: for those not familiar with claddagh rings, they are rings from Irish culture that are most commonly used to show your status. right ring finger upside down means single, right ring finger right side up means taken. look into them if you are still confused or would consider buying one <3
gummygone: what's the ring say today???
CelestialCat: SHOW US THE RING
alwaysstar: what are we today
"chat," you giggle, holding up the upside down ring on your finger for the camera to see. "it's the same thing today, i promise. nothing's changing anytime soon."
the chat was flooded with 'aww's and 'why not's and crying emojis, making you laugh again. your audience had a nightly routine before the end of stream where they would bug you about your relationship status, especially since you wore it so freely on your hand.
you got used to giving them disappointing news, although you were hoping that you'd be able to tell them something else very soon.
you end stream soon after your nightly conversation with the chat, and stand up from your desk to close down your office and get ready for bed. once fully showered, washed, and clothed, you got a text as you were plugging in your phone.
'you looked good tonight, toots.'
you smile, biting your lip subconsciously.
'you saw?' you respond, laying back on your bed as you held your phone up.
'of course i did. i could never pass up seeing your face.'
you turn red at his flirtatious words. 'you can see it in person tomorrow, if you're up for it.'
'absolutely.'
you stay up for nearly another hour talking to Jay, making plans to meet up for lunch tomorrow.
you enter the small coffee shop, the warm atmosphere surrounding you and comforting you immediately. you spot your date and give him a wave, rushing over to meet him.
"i missed you," you say as you smile, sitting in the chair across from him.
"'missed you too," Jay smiles back, pushing a plate and a cup towards you. "i ordered your favorite, i hope you don't mind." he spoke in a tone that told you he knew you weren't going to mind either way.
"how could i?" you respond playfully. "thank you."
you banter lightly back and forth for a while, until you notice Jay pause, an unfamiliar glint of hesitation in his eyes. it goes away quickly, allowing him to speak confidently.
"you know," he starts. "we've been doing this for a few months now, right?"
"like.. going on dates and stuff? yeah, i'd say so," you nod, taking a sip of your drink.
"so then.. how'd you like to make it official? about time, right?" he asks, trying to seem as nonchalant as possible.
you sit up in surprise, but a smile breaks onto your face anyway. "yeah! yeah, i'd like that."
"jesus christ, dude," you exclaim, jerking the plastic steering wheel to the side, evading the car that you had drifted too closely too in-game. you were playing truck driving simulator tonight, which was one of your (and your audience's) favorites. it was late, so your real-life self and in-game self were both entirely too tired to be driving a truck.
as you took a moment to yawn, you glanced at chat, noticing a few standalone comments about your ring. you quickly readjusted yourself, pretending like you hadn't just read the comments, and continued to drive. 'as long as they don't all see it...'
you hadn't realized that the way you drive had your ring fully on display, you right hand on top of the steering wheel as your left supported the bottom. a keen eye would've noticed the difference, but hopefully not all of the eyes. you quickly finished up the level, parking the truck and gaining the money and XP. you paused the music and closed the game window, bringing your facecam back to fullscreen. you noticed the usual ring comments, and the few people who had noticed the difference.
"oh, man, chat. i totally forgot to put my ring on this morning," you lie, slipping the ring off with just one hand strategically. "but i'm telling you it's the same. no changes." you'd never been a good liar, the tips of your ears going slightly red, your face flushing, and your small laughs as you spoke.
TheyCallMeDawg: yeah okay buddy
"woah, woah, chat, what's with the attitude tonight?" you jokingly ask after reading that comment. "y'all are crazy, go to bed." you say your final goodbyes to the stream for the night and do your nightly routine. although, tonight, you were going to text Jay first.
'they totally know.'
not rlly a fan, but it was for fun
lmk what you think! <3
© property of xoxoluka. do not repost.
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#luka's oneshots#schlatt#schlatt fanfic#jschlatt fanfic#chuckle sandwich#chuckle sammy
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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THE SLEEP DEPRIVED GOONERSSS
i love sleep deprived
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quick sketch
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ANYTHING SCHLATT PRETTY PLEASE ? 😮💨😮💨
OF COURSE ill do current jay,, schlatt x reader headcanons since headcanons r so fun to write
schlatt x reader headcanons ♡︎
- TALL MAN. 6’3 jesus
- big guy persona is just there for online,, in person he is the sweetest man ever
- omg streamer!reader imagine he just pops up in the corner
- he would just drop stuff or make loud noises on purpose to interrupt the stream help
- trimming his mutton chops
- hand comparisonnn
- keep mentioning soft launch I APOLOGISE but feel like he would post a picture of you asleep next to him being like ‘just bagged a woman’
- TOOTS, probably stupid petnames or nicknames as well
- something like a stupid version of ur name
- if u came home from a long day he would be there instantly, getting u a drink making food etcc
- this man is an ass grabber. once he knows ur comfortable with it hes grabbing a full cheek
- he would buy the stupidest shit ever
- like u will think its one of ur packages so u open it and its just a cardboard cutout of someone
- the pope..
- lovess bringing u places with him,,
- otk dodgeball stream made me giggle, imagine playing dodgeball with him that would be so fun
- him talking about u on chuckle sandwich podcast
- ted would be like
“do you have someone special in your life schlatt?”
“[your full name]”
would probably have to bleep it HELP
- is not afraid to pick you up and throw u around
- NOT IN A MEAN WAY
- he is very mean,, but in a silly way
- going back to streamer!reader i feel like he would just stand behind u to scare u when u check ur chat
- stealing his yankee hats
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Schlatt in the newest chuckle sandwich ep (3:30): Usually when I drink it’s just me sitting on my couch watching hermitcraft. And then bdubs is like “ooh time for another redstone with bdubs” and I’m like “great, dude. Fuck, man.”
#j schlatt hermitcraft watcher confirmed#jschlatt#schlatt#chuckle sandwich#hermitcraft#bdubs#my posts#the worst of scar#ghost 1k
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Soldiers, Poets, Kings
Stickers available on my Redbubble shop!
#my art#Jschlatt#Jschlatt Fanart#Schlatt#Schlatt Fanart#Wilbur Soot#Wilbur Soot Fanart#Wilbur#Wilbur Fanart#Charlie Slimecicle#Charlie Slimecicle Fanart#Slimecicle#Slimecicle Fanart#Tubbo#Tubbo Fanart#Quackity#Quackity Fanart#Ranboo#Ranboo Fanart#Technoblade#Technoblade Fanart#Techno#Techno Fanart#DreamSMP#DreamSMP Fanart#DSMP#DSMP Fanart
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zombie apocalypse character designs are done, finally :] pretty happy with em too!! :DD
edit: charlie is not a child!! He's an adult in my au(s), just small!
I tried to make him look like the bubbly, happy-go-lucky character by making him smaller than the rest
#fanart#art#my art#quackity#quackity fanart#schlatt#jschlatt#schlatt fanart#jschlatt fanart#slimecicle#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle fanart#charlie slimesicle fanart#tommyinnit#tommyinnit art#tommyinnit fanfic#digital art#artwork#sketch#fanart sketch#technoblade#technoblade fanart#technoblade art#techno fanart#technoblade never dies#<3#ranboo#ranboo art#ranboo fanart#character design
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Congrats to schlatt on coming out? The straights are dropping like flies.
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Cam girl reader getting fucked by one of those machines that pumps a dildo in and out of you but only when people donate a certain amount and schlatt always pays for the max amount making you cum and squirt all over the bed and yourself and shake while he’s at his pc with his cock in hand fucking into it moaning your screen name
Guys I need put down
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could you make a fic where jschlatt slowly realizes hes hopelessly in love with reader :D
Confusing
sfw + fluff
hopelessly in love schlatt with top student fem!reader
a/n: hahahahaha hi guys
this started ever since both of them became classmates in highschool, schlatt’s not a really huge fan of y/n, she's the star of the school for fucks sake, great grades, always in events, a model student, while he's just there
he felt like he didn't belong to be in the same class as her, he felt like he wasn't worth it to be her classmate, he felt shitty, that's where he started to avoid you
every time you try to initiate a conversation, a discussion for group projects, or just small chats in general, he'd run away, it made you get confused, making you think he dislikes you
you try to brush it off everytime, thinking he's just flustered or going through something, but he kept on doing it, so you finally gave up
it's been months since you two properly talked, schlatt was confused, why did she suddenly stop? he thinks, and slowly but slowly he was the one who started chasing after her, again
the man was even confused about his actions, unaware why he was the one chasing her, he didn't understand but the man would give out gifts in her locker
and you, of course, was confused by his sudden change, you thought it was weird so you brushed it off
schlatt himself was hurt, but it got worse, the boy glances at you, talking to another male classmate, giggling as you had your arm around his shoulder, making jokes and giggles
he felt genuinely hurt, jealous, upset and annoyed, but of course he didn't understand why he was feeling this way, it shook him
that's where he realized what he was really feeling, love, he fucking loves you holy shit, this… that's the explanation why he's been seeing you in his dreams, jealous whenever you're with someone, afraid when you're near, it all suddenly makes sense to him
while you… you were confused, flabbergasted by the gifts as you decided you want some sort of closure or an explanation of his sudden avoidance and now this
so there were you two, standing in the rooftop as schaltt pants, trying to calm himself from running all the way here
“ jay.. let.. let me just cut straight to the chase “ you mumble as you sigh, “ why? “ you ask, staring at him with confusion and longing
“ huh? “ schlatt asks, “ why what? “ repeats
“ why did you suddenly started avoiding me? then started pulling out this act after… like months? “ you ask, pulling out a crocheted bear, a gift coming from him
“ … “ he pauses, he didn't want to confess so suddenly, he just finally realized his feelings and now you're confronting him?
“ i just- i just dont understand… do you hate me or something like that? “ you continue, “ you're just so confusing “
“ y/n- “
“ do you hate me about something? did i do something wrong? i dont remember doing anything bad to you “ you continue with your rant as schlatt clenches his fist
he takes a deep breath as he pulls you for a sudden kiss, grabbing you by your cheeks, your lips touching eachother
your eyes widened, as you slowly melt into his touch as you slowly kisses him back, having to tiptoe just to properly reach his height
the two of you smack your lips together for a few seconds before schlatt pulls away, gasping, “ im so fucking sorry “ he mumbles, chuckling awkwardly
“ it's just.. fuck.. i.. like.. no i fucking love you okay? it's just… i realized it too late, i mean just fucking look at you, you're in our school's every poster, you win tons of shit, you have great grades, you're everything and i feel so… unworthy just to be near you.. “ he confesses
“ i thought i hated you, i thought i dislike you but it was the fucking opposite “ he chuckles, looking away as he scratches the back of his head
“ jay.. “ you mumble, “ fuck.. i really thought i did something wrong to you “ you pull him for a hug, “ i.. i uh.. love you too schlatt.. “
#chuckle sammy#chuckle sandwich#jschlatt#schlatt#sleep deprived podcast#jschlatt x reader#schlatt fanfic#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt fanfic
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poor grian, even schlatt has better luck at fishing than he does
#watched this live and HOLLERED when he made this comment#jschlatt#schlatt#grian#sdsmp#sleep deprived smp#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10
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