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One of the shelters around here has a cat named Scotus, short for Supreme Cat of the United States
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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton
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LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY (!!!)
GET PERCEIVED 👁️👁️
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[ID: a box of cantaloupes labeled with a handwritten sign reading "Can't Elope / 2 for 5 $ / or 2.50 $ each". end ID]
Jon in episode 154: Please, Martin. I want to leave this place with you. I think I know a way we can make it out but I don't want to do it alone. Just take my hand, please, I...
Martin:
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Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now
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It's Getting Closer
@flashfictionfridayofficial prompt: "Rushing Train"
Fandom: Good Omens
He'd thought, when he allowed himself the blessed business of thinking at all, that it would be some sort of big deal. If Aziraphale came back.
There's be some drama to it. Some flair at least. Heavenly fanfare. The door swinging open on a gust of wind, an angel shape outlined in it.
But he was just, suddenly, standing there. Staring at some point on the far floor.
"Az-Aziraphale?" was the best he could force out around the shock. Then he furiously tried to untwist his tongue from all the words he'd wanted to scream, fling, pour over him. They fell out strangled, dissolved in dull eyes.
The angel stared into space, one heartbeat, another, too many, then turned his gaze slowly.
"I am here," he assayed, like he might need that checked for accuracy.
"Uh. Yeah. You. Are here." Crowley was helpless to do more than supply it.
The smallest nod. "Good."
More beats. He hazarded a step closer. "Angel?" Was that a flicker of response?
Someone's brain had to start working here, and it was Someone' joke it had to be his. "What are you doing here?" All the venom and rage he's imagined for this very question had detached, slid off somewhere.
"I can't stay there."
"All right. Yeah, no. Right." His feet sent him in a restless circle. "You did it then. The next go-round, Armageddon 2.0, the one Gabriel got the sack for, you fixed it. Yeah? That's why you left - "
Tiniest shake of the head. "I can't do it anymore."
Something was moving toward them. Bearing down on the small space they stood in.
"But. What. You didn't do it? It's not fixed?"
"I can't - "
He couldn't believe it had come to this, that he had to say it. "What about the world!? Gorillas, whales. Wine. Music! Everything we said. Last time." He wanted to reach out, grab him, shake him a little. But made fists instead, terrified he'd shatter.
"I can't be without you."
His feet froze in place. It was everything he wanted to hear and nothing he should be hearing. He threw out his hands. "Nonono no you can't do that, you can't, they'll do you just like Gabriel - "
"It's done."
It was a rushing train, now.
Empty eyes laid on his, a sad echo of another time, another grace. Just as everything changed, Aziraphale whispered: "Nothing lasts forever."
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literally my favourite thing about lena kelley that keeps being proven again and again as the series continues: she does not give a fuck and is just doing her job. no morals. no plans. no personality. go girl, give us less than nothing. cannot find it within me to believe she's the big bad when she's literally an empty shell of a person repeating someone else's lines back at the person she used to be. she is nothing. she's everything to me.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
my parrot is a democratic socialist
my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
my catfish believes in the divine right of kings
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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When I say "you need to read the article" or ask "did you read the article," I mean literally nothing but "you should read the article."
Screenshots are not sources. Headlines are not the full story.
That's all I mean.
(Now if you wanna hear me out and then go "it's behind a paywall, asshole," that's completely legitimate, and I do have answers to that but I don't have the spoons rn to talk about tips and tricks for getting around pay walls).
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Eurasian red squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (March 26, 2022).
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sam scored a date with his crush, started drinking during breakfast, trauma dumped, went to work, filed a case about a guy self harming for weeks in exchange for cold hard cash before getting eaten by a weird metal bug or something, told his long term friend who saved his ass from destitution that he would prefer if their relationship were professional from now on, and then discussed committing treason at his government office while being recorded. king.
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