#The Weekly Slap
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The Weekly Slap is back boys!
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Babe. Babe wake up. New theweeklyslap episode just dropped.
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Diarrhea palette for the big man ofc
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Eating at a restaurant by yourself while listening to the weekly slap is a top tier vibe
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oh yeah i was really anxious last night so i slept horribly so like a deranged lunatic (affectionate) i thought of this scenario and it actually helped me sleep lol
schlatt coming home at like 2am ish after having a late recording session at the office. you're normally asleep at this point but tonight was a different case. you are wide awake, your brain going haywire as you shake with anxiety.
you're laying down and turned to the side so schlatt thinks you're asleep when he enters the room. he's surprised to see your eyes open and shaking a bit.
"hey, you okay?" he asks. you shake your head, unable to speak. he knows you get nonverbal when you're extra anxious, so he tries to speak for you.
"you want me to tell you about my day?" you nod. he gets into bed and holds you close, stroking your back as he starts to ramble a bit about the recording sesh. telling you that aztro and mika and pandah send their regards, how they played three games for three videos, et cetera.
"we finally played mario party again, i know how much you like that game."
this really soothes you, soon your heartrate slows and you feel more relaxed. schlatt continues to talk about his day, not noticing you were falling asleep. and when he does, he stops and smiles down at you, glad you were able to calm down.
"goodnight toots," he whispers, kissing you on the forehead. he holds you closer to him as he drifts off himself, happy to be able to help you out.
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt imagine#jschlatt fanfiction#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt imagine#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff#schlatt x you#schlatt fanfic#schlatt fanfiction#schlatt x y/n#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt fic#i actually put on a weekly slap vid to help calm myself down and it worked rly well
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Wait and see? Who do think you are? Neil Gaiman?
LMAO ??? This just in, apparently you have to be Neil Gaiman to not want to spoil your ongoing longform works with your audience, wtf 😆
#is this supposed to be sarcasm ?? 😭😆#just slap my ass and call me neil then#this is literally how weekly updated stories work my guy#literally the same thing you have to do for every other longform piece of work#why is this surprising LOL#would y'all be happy if i just dumped the ending in text and never drew the comic again ??#i don't even spoil people on what's coming in my original comics and only like 5 people read them LMAO#ama#ask me anything#anon ask me anything#anon ama#also i literally said it's gonna be more faithful to the original myth#that's as much of a hint as i wanna give
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A Tea Party!
@dxkjf Loona's a little wizard!
#i swear i was pimp-slapped by this idea/pos#they are besties your honor#a silly tea party complete with finger sandwiches fancy raspberry pastries and macaroons#oh the wonders of having a rich mom/lh#i love these silly little ladies#this would totally be a weekly thing for them- Ami insists#phresties#phrart#welcome home#welcome home oc#welcome home Amelia#welcome home loona#i should give Ami a cool butler#art#character design#lil dragon princess#love her
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I love vampires. so ssoo much.
#I love you (re) dracula I love you being human I love you ganja and hess I love you the addiction I love you iwtv I love you byzantium#I highly anticipate loving you a girl walks home alone at night when I get a chance to watch you !#I know nothing about you but I love you bi bob girl from adventure time! a song of yours was on my discover weekly a while back it slapped#I LOVE YOU DR CARMILLAAAAAAA#marina marvels at life
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One little detail that I noticed by re-reading today's chapter that makes Jekyll look worse after this whole mess is how he doesn't even mention to Utterson when he got "Hyde's letter".
He says this "But there is one thing on which you may advise me. I have—I have received a letter; and I am at a loss whether I should show it to the police." Which is true, yet Jekyll doesn't specify "I received a letter in the morning, in the afternoon, yesterday, last tuesday", nothing. So, with the confirmation that Jekyll actually wrote that letter, it feels disrespectful to think about when exactly he wrote it.
#And Utterson didn't ask him about it because of his own theories and fondness for Jekyll#That letter could have been written either the next day after the murder#Or minutes before Utterson arrived#Either way what a slap to the face#jekyll and hyde weekly#jekyll & hyde weekly#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#henry jekyll#gabriel utterson#edward hyde
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FINALLY i get to post what i made for @erisolweek day two: musical! i've had a rival bands au floating around in my head for a while now; tfw you're in the crowd at your rivals song covers show and the bastard preforms bollywood apologetics by black wing like his soul is exposed to the goddamn crowd
#sweetmagemakesart#eridan ampora#sollux captor#erisol#erisol week#erisolweek#HERE IT IS BABEY!#ill be honest. the song reference was originally going to be jungle by hotel mira until my discover weekly slapped me in the face lmao#and before i was introduced to THAT song it was going to be divine loser by clem turner. and prime by roan martin. and eleanor by flipturn#i have obviously had this in my head for a while lmao#anyways not pictured is the fact that after every one of sollux's band performances he plays a fucking taiko drum level lmao
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god I need to get hurt...to be covered in bruises and scraps..
#slapped everytime i open my mouth..#just truly shown my place#I'm just dreaming of getting objectified and marked and beaten#i swear if i don't get my weekly dose of masochism i start malfunctioning
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Welcome to Schlatt Updates!
(yo if someone knows who drew schlatts prof pic I'd appreciate it so I can credit it here!)
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Babe wake up new the weekly slap episode just dropped
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[ LIKE TOXIC MEDICATION ]
#ocs#killjoye#cai arts#blood#tentacles#gore#my discover weekly popped off for some reason#gave me 3 whole songs i slapped into KJs playlist#the one i linked is very different from everything else on their playlist lol#but. still very relevant#and i'm obsessed#what could it mean.....#the fuckign... 'but i like it' at around 2:45 tho#makes me feel some type of way
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once again thinking about MDZS' flashback placement, and how we get to see wei wuxian's sadness and regret over how he treated lwj during sunshot before we actually see their first bad fight in the yiling courier station
like, sure we are told even by wwx himself that hgj and the yllz had a feud, but the only "feud" we've seen early on is their silly teenage rivalry, and before we get to the point where their relationship is strained, we already receive bits of pieces of information that point out to lwj being worried about him, lwj trying to reach out and being denied, and finally wei wuxian's lament over what he was already beginning to understand as a misunderstanding
and we haven't even seen that fight yet
(these are just some examples i could think from the top of my head, but there are def more. what i basically mean to say is that i think it matters that we see these right before the xuanwu cave, lotus pier destruction and wwx's return flashbacks)
#interestengly we also learn that wwx thinks the yllz is an arrogant prick before we properly meet the yllz in that courier station haha#this is why i dont buy mdzs as enemies to lovers tbh. by the time we meet sunshot wangxian#present time wangxian are already flirting and wwx is even catching on to his own feelings#i think maybe because the donghua changed the flashback order to make for a more compelling season 1#(which it did amen)#and the season finaly SLAPS and it HURTS bc it ends in that big wangxian fight#but in the novel we don't see that fight until after the events of carp tower#you're never led to believe that wangxian ever disliked each other except in the very beginning#and even then that gets debunked really fast#man. the thing is that i totally understand why adaptations changed the flashback order#the donghua was releases seasonaly. which means they need strong hooks at the end of each season#which is why they pushed the teenage flashback and wwx's return to season 1#cql aired weekly both online and on television for the general public#so they had to go with a straightforward once and for all flashback#cause otherwise things would get way too confusing in case you missed an ep#like. changes had to be made for the sake of the media#but mdzs rly was meant to be experienced through wwx's messed up and broken little memory pieces 🥺💕#modao#lace speaks
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me when i remember we can never go back to s1 ugly quirky cartoon messy line style
#i complain about this on a weekly basis but i'm being fr right now#the last movie's lineart hurts my feelings#it's all so..... tidy.... uniform...... whenever they try to make them ugly it doesn't feel genuine#its like they're holding back on making them ugly so they're still marketable idk.....#and i know i should be happy about the inumatsu anime but i can't bring myself to care about it cuz that's not... them........#its furballs with matsu eyes slapped on them doing cute shit but that's still not Them#scratches head. anyways.#the only reason i'm looking forward to more content like s4 and i'm not even joking when i say this#is the fact i might get more atsushi crumbs#maybe they'll run out of ideas and give him an entire skit AGAIN! <- (thrilled at the idea of creative bankrupcy)
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