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Bro fr, if I’m dating him I’m PAYING HIM to change his name.
If that’s his real name ofc ;)
I’ve heard that lie detectors are not reliable truth seekers, like the fact he’s COMPLETELY STRAIGHT! WITH NO FLEXIBILITY???!! Come ON!! I don’t believe that for ONE second! So I believe that the Jared thing is an elaborate bit to scare away the stans. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY HIGH SCHOOL BULLY!!
Also, didn’t he shit on the name Jared one time?? So he probably hates it too.
CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE A TEENY TINY BLURB ABOUT HIM AND READER GOING TO THE COURT HOUSE TO NAME HIS NAME BECAUSE THEY BOTH HATE IT?????!!
~🍓🍰
you both had your documents ready, rushing out of the house
“c’mon schlatt, i can’t be married to someone named jared” you said grabbing the keys as he slipped his shoes on
“i know, i know” he grumbles softly, “i still can’t believe my parents named me fucking jared”
“i can’t either, jared jonathan schlatt” you said laughing slightly as he rolled his eyes, getting into the car
“okay, let’s go get em changed”
#🍓🍰 anon#dollie shitposts#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff
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☠︎W͟͟͟͞͞͞E͟͟͟͞͞͞L͟͟͟͞͞͞C͟͟͟͞͞͞O͟͟͟͞͞͞M͟͟͟͞͞͞E͟͟͟͞͞͞ T͟͟͟͞͞͞O͟͟͟͞͞͞ C͟͟͟͞͞͞A͟͟͟͞͞͞R͟͟͟͞͞͞M͟͟͟͞͞͞E͟͟͟͞͞͞N͟͟͟͞͞͞S͟͟͟͞͞͞ B͟͟͟͞͞͞L͟͟͟͞͞͞O͟͟͟͞͞͞G͟͟͟͞͞͞☠︎
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W͟͟͟͞͞͞h͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞ i͟͟͟͞͞͞ w͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞ f͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞
i͟͟͟͞͞͞ w͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞ m͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞y͟͟͟͞͞͞ w͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞ f͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞ q͟͟͟͞͞͞u͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞c͟͟͟͞͞͞k͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞y͟͟͟͞͞͞ o͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞ t͟͟͟͞͞͞h͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞ b͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞g͟͟͟͞͞͞ B͟͟͟͞͞͞U͟͟͟͞͞͞T͟͟͟͞͞͞
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i͟͟͟͞͞͞m͟͟͟͞͞͞ n͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ g͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ a͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ r͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞i͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞ b͟͟͟͞͞͞u͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ i͟͟͟͞͞͞ c͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞ t͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞y͟͟͟͞͞͞
k͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞ j͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞c͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞b͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞
t͟͟͟͞͞͞h͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞ a͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞ f͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞ n͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞w͟͟͟͞͞͞ i͟͟͟͞͞͞f͟͟͟͞͞͞ y͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞u͟͟͟͞͞͞ w͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ t͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞ r͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞q͟͟͟͞͞͞u͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ f͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞ s͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞m͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞ e͟͟͟͞͞͞l͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞e͟͟͟͞͞͞ j͟͟͟͞͞͞u͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞t͟͟͟͞͞͞ a͟͟͟͞͞͞s͟͟͟͞͞͞k͟͟͟͞͞͞ a͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞d͟͟͟͞͞͞ i͟͟͟͞͞͞ c͟͟͟͞͞͞a͟͟͟͞͞͞n͟͟͟͞͞͞ t͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞y͟͟͟͞͞͞
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#jschlatt#schlatt#schlagg#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#jschlatt fluff#schlatt fluff
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jschlatt who whispers to you
twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.
you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.
you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.
his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.
you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.
his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.
you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.
he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.
“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)
“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.
“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.
you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.
schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.
“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#schlatt hcs#schlatt headcanons
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schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”
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Schlatt saying he was fuckable and hot before he got fat and grew out his chops. Man’s is still hot and fuckable.
Like twink Schlatt or chops Schlatt could get it. I do prefer my men to have more meat though. Good hugs from that.
#jschlatt#schlatt#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x reader#jschlatt fanfic#jschlatt smut#jschlatt x you#jschlatt fluff
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Schlatt finding out reader watches edits of him (this is incredibly self indulgent)
"I'm too tired for this." He mumbled, feeling a bit groggy from waking up. He heard some music come from your end of the bed and looked over.
"Y/n...Y/n god you need to stop your midnight scrolling..." He yawned, shuffled to your side of the bed, holding you close as he watches you panic and quickly swipe away at the edits of him that you watched.
"Oh? If you wanna see me so bad you can just turn to my side of the bed, Bubba." He pressed his lips up to your temple, feeling a small smile as he kisses you.
"Thought you were asleep, didn't wanna wake you." You didn't hesitate pulling him closer, kissing his cheek. You nuzzled your face in the crook of his shoulder, letting his scent fill your nose.
"If you think I'm gonna move past the fact you were scrolling under #jschlattedits you are incredibly wrong." He chuckles as he grabs your phone, looking at your most recent favorited tik toks and seeing a wave of edits of him.
"I'm never gonna let you live this down."
And he stuck to his word indeed because the very next day when they filmed a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted brought up the topic somehow and Schlatt immediately lit up the moment he remembered the events last night.
"Ted— I got quite the damn story for you." He smirks as he remembers your sleepy face, how completely engrossed you looked as you watched edits, not knowing he was right behind you.
"My girlfriend— Y/n we've been public for a few months, she recently got into tik tok and started watching edits. I don't know how she found them, but she found edits of me and started saving them and I swear I've never seen her look at anything like that. It was as if she was trying to burn that shit into her memory, I couldn't help but laugh."
Ted stared into the lens of his webcam, a look that clearly stated how invested he was.
"Does she know she can make a folder on tik tok—" Ted asks and Schlatt cackles at the memory.
"Oh you fuckin' bet, god I'd make fun of her for it but if I was in her spot and she was famous and people made edits of her, I'd watch all of them too, folder n' all."
"You heard it here folks, Schlatt wants you guys to make edits of Y/n!"
A week passes and the new episode is out and soon everyone started making edits of Y/n (since schlatt requested)
It was late at night, she looked to their bed side table and saw it was around 1:11 am, she heard a familiar tik tok audio that made her snap her head towards Schlatt's side of the bed in interest. It's the audio of her favorite Schlatt edit.
She sits up a little and squints her eyes, trying to adjust to the lighting in front of her and realizes someone made an edit of her and Schlatt has been watching it on loop.
"Look who's watching edits of me now."
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schlatt didn’t really talk about you online, you were his little secret. everyone knew you as the famous twitch streamer. you were the one that prompted the idea to be a secret, so that you wouldn’t be called schlatt’s girlfriend and he found it fitting.
on chuckle week the topic of girlfriends some how came to light and jay was pretty quiet. ted talking about his girlfriend and so was tucker and your guest. before jay just let out ‘my baby’s as sweet as can be.’ he says swirling his beer.
this of course shocked the lads, they knew he was taken just not publicly taken. ‘is she?’ their guest said.
‘sweetest girl, my angel.’ schlatt had never been this sweet, heck even to you. most of the time calling you a dumbass (romantically of course) but to just call you his angel on youtube. it was mad. adorable but mad.
#jj talks#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#schlatt#x reader#x you#jschlatt x you#schlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n
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Maid dress
nsfw!!
schlatt jerking off to reader while she's streaming, obvi inspired when j bought wenston some maid outfits and people were calling him his sugar daddy lols
a/n ; 886 words :)
reader flaunts herself at the camera, spinning whilst she tries on the maid outfit schlatt had bought her, " chat, do i look pretty? " she smiles as she assembles the outfit
meanwhile schlatt was on the call with her, eyes immensely focused on her live stream, " jesus fuck, you look worse " he mutters as reader glares at him through the camera
" well, you bought this for me, so maybe it's not me who's the problem " she rolls her eyes at him as schlatt chuckles, not taking his eyes off his screen once
the two had been close friends for over a year now, meeting through, shamefully, the dsmp, the duo are very different ccs on their own, reader being more into makeup and gaming whilst schlatt's varies
ever since they first met on the server the two just sparked a connection, coming off as frenemies for the public, a banter of theirs but exactly off camera, it was a whole different story
schlatt is reader's sugar daddy
at first reader would just joke about being broke, " oh my fucking godd it's so pretty but i dont wanna waste my money ", " that's so fucking expensive ", " okay im broke " until schlatt got tired and actually offered her to be her sugar daddy
at first reader thought it was a joke, a silly new banter for them but nope!, every week, new parcels would arrive on the streamer's doorstep with small notes, but chat doesn't know that, chat doesn't need to know that
" fine, ill get you a new one done " he mumbles, as he scrolls through amazon, " anime french maid apron lolita fancy dress cosplay costume furry cat ear gloves socks set " he reads out the title causing reader to chuckle as they wear the stockings for the uniform
" oh it comes in pink " he added as reader smiles, " i like pink " she replies as schlatt scoffs, " of course you do "
as the girl sits down on her bed to wear the stockings, schlatt's eyes linger down on her bare thighs, enjoying the view as he leans back on his chair
" do you need something else too? " he mutters as reader gasps, " oh my gosh! you should buy me that uhm... blaire doll thing " she smiles as schlatt shakes his head, " blaire doll thing? " he repeats her, " the fuck is that? "
reader tries to wear the collar to complete the look, " it's like a doll! " she states as she grabs her phone to show off the picture
" that's an ugly looking doll " he mutters, as he gulps, looking down at his now hard on, unironically finding reader in a whole cat maid dress... hot
" more uglier than you are " she retorts as he chuckles, " guess no more doll for you then " schlatt replies, shrugging as reader gasps, now pouting
" im kiddingggg pleaseee buy me one? " she pleads looking at the camera as her live chat speeds up, " .. fuck.. " he groans out, not loud enough for his mic to pick up, him slowly sliding in his hand inside his shorts
" please please please " she continues, as she reads off the chat, " please jschlatt senpai " she bursts out laughing, mentally cringing as schlatt chuckles, " ..fine "
" yay! chat! we fucking wonnn! " she celebrates as she jumps around the frame, clasping her hands together, " we're the best at this shit " she shrugs, smug, unaware that the man she's in a call with is already jerking off to her
" reader.., think im gonna mute for a sec, gotta do something " he mumbles as reader nods, understanding, " bet, im gonna talk with chat for a bit " she smiles, as schlatt immediately mutes himself
" fuck.. what a fucking whore.. i didn't actually think she'd do a stream " schlatt chuckles, amused as he palms himself, as reader did what she said, interacting with her audience
" what a pretty slut holy shit " he chuckles, clearly amused as he bites his lip, his rough hand playing with his dick
" chat i look so pretty right? " reader asks, fixing her hair as chat spams yes, " you damn sure are " he mumbles, as he grabs the base of his cock, using his saliva for lube
" ah fuck, fucking.. so fucking pretty " he breathes out, his body shuddering slightly as he jerks himself off, his eyes never leaving her
" fuck.. fuck.. " schlatt throws his head back as he leans back on his chair, fastening his pace, " stupid fucking whore.. "
he moans out, lifting his shirt up, as he continues to palm himself at the sight of her, he's never gonna buy her those stupid costumes again
or maybe he'll rain her with more gifts, then maybe a flight to texas so she can show everything off to him... maybe
his lashes flutter, fastening his already fast pace as he continues to moan, " stupid fucking slut, .. shit... pretty- pretty whore " he stammers
he can feel his precum leaking as reader talks with her chat, innocent yet suggestive, that stupid maid dress, if schlatt can immediately fly to london, he fucking would, he'd immediately bend her over, not caring if she was streaming or not and fuck her like some animal
" ah fuck! " he moans loudly, his semen, spurting on his keyboard making a fucking mess, " shit... " he groans out
maybe instead of ordering her a new costume, maybe he'll fly her out instead
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living w schlatt hcs
guys im down so bad this week and with today's p.o. unboxing i fear it only got worse. anyways i just had a bunch of thoughts ab what it would be like to live w schlatt while y'all are dating. so these are my hcs. (also i am like incredibly new to writing original material so lmk if this is any good fr)
-this is not the first or last time this will be said but this man is an ass grabber. as soon as he knows it's something you're okay with? he's doing it. not in public, bc in my head he's not big on PDA, but when you're at home? every time he passes by you it's a grab of the ass and a big cheesy grin and he sometimes even a kiss on the cheek
-again, not the first time anyone has mentioned this, but this man is giant. 6'4. so he's def a big fan of the hug from behind. he likes to tower over you and kiss the top of your head. whether you're cooking, cleaning, looking out the window, or admiring jambo on his cat tree; he will come up and squeeze you into a hug from behind with no warning.
-"toots, come here rq" just to ask for a kiss while he's working or editing. simply as motivation to keep going. he says "it's like a reward" and you happily oblige.
-since he doesn't really stream anymore, he doesn't play a lot of video games, but when he does, he lets you sit in his lap as long as you sit still and don't distract him... (obviously you do sometimes... not your fault you have needs and he looks so cute when he's focused...)
-the drunk chuckle sandwich episode had me thinking about you playing bartender for him and making him different drinks to try since he usually just drinks straight from the bottle. he would say some shit like "i'm ngl i didn't know you could make it taste that good." bc nobody ever really bothered to make him try different cocktails until you
-super domestic dancing in the kitchen to old music. duke ellington and etta james and all different kinds of jazz and old love songs, it doesn't matter bc he is spinning you around and kissing you softly as it plays in the background while he sings to you.
-not to be cringe but he would sooo be into that thing those couples do when the smaller partner says "uppies!" and then the other one picks them up. except it would just be a look you give him and putting your arms out with a grabby motion and he would know.(bc im sorry the thought of saying uppies makes me wanna gag) he would pick you up and carry you around like a koala with your legs wrapped around his torso AND he's happy to do it. but just at home bc like i said he's not really into pda.
-he would so take candid pics of you at golden hour. you'd just be in the living room looking out the window with jambo or {redacted} and admiring the sunset and next thing you know there's a disposable camera or the little girl camera right in your face. he would so say some stupid shit to get you to laugh and then snap the picture. but once he gets one, you force him to hop in the frame while holding the other cat so you can get a cute little family pic while the lighting is good. obviously, you made it your background within the next ten minutes. and he made his background the candid picture of you the second he got the pictures onto his phone.
ok so hi!! i hope these fed you a little im so incredibly new to this whole writing thing but this was a lot of fun for me so if you have any suggestions i think my ask box is open? idk how those work but im sure i can figure it out. thanks for reading i know i yapped quite a bit LMAO
#schlatt x you#schlatt x reader#schlatt#schlatt fluff#jschlatt x you#jschlatt fluff#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons#schlatt hcs#schlatt headcanons
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do you ever think about schlatt popping in on your stream just to mildly annoy you sometimes (rare chance w jambo in hands) and stands in the back of the room like an anomaly (silly big guy!) and resder just ignores it while holding back their laugh-
aUGH I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE SILLY STREAM/RECORDING SCENARIOS AAAAA ngl they're so much fun to play around with teehee🤭🤭🤭🤭
-⁉️ anon
AHHHH I LOVE THIS THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ⁉️ANON 🙏🏻
“alright chat, what are we doing today, what are we feeling?” you say after finally reading out all of your donations.
as you look through your game library, you aren’t paying attention to the chat box, until you see everyone spamming the same word.
“schlatt”
“SCHLAGH”
“schlutt”
“IS THAT SCHLATT?”
you open your obs window and look at yourself before-
you mutter a small “christ” and jump upon suddenly seeing your boyfriend behind you.
“🧍🏻♂️”
(this moment will definitely be clipped)
he stands behind you holding jambo, both boys staring straight into your camera, with no expression.
you let out a small “pfft” and a small breathy laugh before regaining your composure.
“why are you guys all spamming schlatt? is he in my chat?”
which makes chat go nuts,
“NO LOOK BEHIND YOU!”
“BEHIND YOU”
“HES JUST STANDUNG YHERE”
“JAMBO IS THERE”
you bite your lip with a smile before holding it down with a fake confused expression.
“what are you guys talking about? i think y’all are seeing things. you guys can be a bit crazy.”
“woman.” schlatt says out of nowhere as he stands there expressionless with his expressionless cat.
“HE JUST TALKED”
“WOMAN”
“HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT”
“wowww and now you guys are hearing things? i’m kinda concerned for you…” you trail off
“there’s no one there chat!! i promise” you give a cheeky smile and look straight into the camera the same as your boyfriend is doing.
a beat of silence, the music of your stream playing softly in the background. until its interrupted by-
“love you woman”
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jschlatt n a short reader
schlatt likes to laugh at your height, no matter how tall or short you may be, he’s makin fun of ya
he’ll have you reaching for a box of cereal he grabbed and is swinging over your head while you were just trying to have breakfast
“schlatttt!” you whine “give it backkk” he just grins at you “then come and take it”
he’ll make sure to leave things in hard to reach areas for you if you’re mad at him so you ask him to get them down for you
stupid nicknames!!
pipsqueak, tiny, shortcake, pumpkin, etc.
the jokes he makes infront of any and everyone
“audio listeners love ya to death, y/n is now grabbing what looks to be a comically large banana” ted says mid laughter as you do your bit before schlatt speaks up “that’s not the only thing that’s too big for her-” “SHUT UP SCHLATT”
“when i was little-” “you’re still little pipsqueak”
nsfw
he loves pinning you down so you can’t move around
eating you out while pinning you down so the only thing you can do is tug on his hair and cry out for him
“poor baby can’t take it, huh? jus’ one more pumpkin, i promise”
picking you up while he’s fucking you so you’re completely at his mercy and unable to escape
even just holding you in place so you can’t move during sex
“yeah, my poor little pipsqueak can’t move? she can’t handle feelin’ me, huh?”
“shh, just take it pumpkin, its okay, don’t cry, shh just take it”
#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt x you#schlatt x y/n#jschlatt x y/n
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sweet as sugar ꨄ
— sfw: schlatt with a s/o who bakes —
schlatt likes to joke that it’s your fault he’s such a “fat fuck”
he also loves to call you nicknames that kind of relate to baking like sugar, honey, sweetie, etc.
he’ll leave his stream for a minute and come back snacking on your latest creation because the kitchen always has some kind of treat
schlatt also has done a few baking streams with you, though it’s much more chaotic than your usual baking
he’ll try not to waste your ingredients, but he can’t help throwing some flour at you or swiping some icing on your cheek if he gets bored
his other bit for the streams is just saying a bunch of innuendos about how much he “loves your goodies”
occasionally schlatt tries to seriously help you bake, but he just spends the time sneaking tastes and holding you from behind while he asks questions
“why can’t you combine everything at once” and “how is this dough different from the other one you just made”
he likes to sing to you while you bake
one day while you’re making a wedding cake for one of your friends, he’s holding you from behind and humming softly, then quietly speaks up
“do you think you’ll make our wedding cake”
overall baking with schlatt is either chaotic and funny, or sweet and domestic
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#jschlatt hcs#schlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons#schlatt headcanons#blush ꨄ
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Friends to Lovers HC's for Jschlatt
Sfw and Nsfw (minors fuck off)
Guys, maybe I'll be consistent in posting. Doubt it, though. Yikes. Again, tried to keep it gn!reader. I'm not super used to writing gender neutral so I'm trying my best 😭
Again, writing another person? Be proud?
Now some headcannon's for Mr. Jschlatt himself:
Sfw:
Definitely the friend that hates everyone else except for you.
"Hun, you're just the only good one. What can I say?"
Just let's himself in your house/apartment whenever he wants.
Jambo loves you more then him and he acts like he hates it, but secretly loves watching you shower Jambo with attention.
"Yeah, you can just fucking keep him at this point."
Fake pouting, but smiling like a dorky school girl when you aren't looking.
Sudden realization he's in love with you when you're making him a new recipe for dinner you found online because you know he doesn't like to cook for himself.
Sweet nicknames that make you a little dizzy when he says them.
Accidently confessing his feelings for you when he was drunk at your place after you made him dinner for the third time that week.
Lots of tears and apologies for not saying anything to you before.
"I'm so s-sorry, sweetie.... I'm a horrible friend."
Giving him little kisses on his cheeks after saying you feel the same.
Passing out on your couch together and waking up in your bed after he moved the two of you in the middle of the night, his arms wrapped around you, snoring like a bear in your ear.
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Nsfw:
Feeling a not so little something pressing against your ass while he snores.
Wiggling a little, hearing him groan sleepily in your ear and feeling his arms tighten around you.
"Hun, you can't keep moving like that..."
His deep morning voice>>>>>> rumbling through you're body and making you whimper.
Him slipping into you from behind, tweaking your nipples while slowly moving in and out of you.
Slow lazy morning sex.
Soft grunts and moans as he thrusts into you.
"Mmm, fuck, baby.... So fucking good around my cock like that."
Falling asleep again with him still inside you.
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jschlatt whos a bit too handsy
contrary to popular belief, im a believer in ‘i wanna always be touching you’ jschlatt, so i feel if youre in public, hes always got his hand on yours, his arm around your shoulder, snaking around your waist, etc.
hed go as far as to hold some of your bags just so you both have hands free so he can grip at yours.
if you’re insecure about sweaty hands? SO???? he does not care. thats our sweat now.
when at home, he still has that mindset.
if you’re both in the living room, and you came in after and sat away from him, he’ll (in a very short time) make his way over to you, head in your lap and staring up at you like you’re the moon and the stars.
he loves to grab at your face, your shoulders; which then changes to him dragging his hands across your body.
he loves your waist, he often finds himself simply perching his hands there, and resting his head in the crook of your neck.
he loves when you sit yourself on his lap, facing him, he can look at you completely. hes completely starstruck.
he loves your thighs, he likes to grab and knead them in his hands, as well as that he loves to drag his lips over them, when he finds himself down there (its more often than you think)
he cant get over your back, hes just hypnotized the way its so clean, not a single flaw, but ready to be messed up by him soon. he loves how it arches, the bend in your back almost setting him off alone.
he puts his hand between your shoulder blades often, the gap being perfect to accommodate his hand between them.
he loves to hold you, he loves when you curl into him and when your breath is tickling his neck, whether it’s uneven or perfectly rhythmical, hes just happy his arms can engulf you and keep you near him
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons
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imagine schlatt just so violently thirsting for you that you get back after a night out, barely in through the front door and he’s ripping your fishnets, sliding your panties to the side as he bends you over the sofa.
charlie i almost spit my soup out all over my laptop omg
nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.
tonight was the first time you and schlatt were going to a big youtuber/streamer party as a couple. and you decided to go all out.
you had just gotten your first pair of fishnet tights in the mail and you were so excited to finally wear them. much to the delight of your boyfriend.
he wolf-whistles as soon as you step out of the bathroom, your makeup is all done up and you're wearing a dress with your fishnets. and of course schlatt leaves the house with a semi, especially after smacking your ass when you go out the door before him.
all throughout the party schlatt's got his arm around you and is barely paying attention to anything but your legs in those fishnets. if you're sitting down best believe he's got a hand on your thigh.
at one point during the party you drop something on the floor and bend down to get it. and that's when schlatt's had enough. he's dragging you out and driving back home immediately. he can't think of any excuses why you're leaving early, all he knows is he needs you. now.
you're barely inside when he lifts you over his shoulder, kicking the door shut and bending you over the couch.
"baby?" you ask, gasping when you hear the rip of fabric. "j! those were brand new!"
"i'll buy you another one. 'n fact i'll buy ya a hundred."
your panties are barely pushed to the side when he slides his cock inside you. "you looked so fucking sexy at the party, d'ja know that?"
"my baby's so fuckin' hot and all fuckin' mine."
your face is buried in the couch cushions and yet your moans fill the entire apartment, echoing alongside schlatt's.
probably the hardest he's ever come in his life. and later when you're asleep he's scouring the internet for fishnets in all different styles, buying multiple pairs of the same one just in case.😉
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