Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.
Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.
Get your noise cancelling headphones out because you can JUST BARELY HEAR Aziraphale say "out help" at the end of his mouthed "We need help" Alternate possibility being "We need help/we need to get help."
I am in love. Yeah.
Killer, from @bicho-kromer 's murder time trio punk rock au, which I am absolutely fucking deranged about! I have never crushed on killer before this au, and I will never be the same.
I love this au so much, like you don't even know. I love making all the skeles I like punk, cause I am and it itches that itch yk, but omg. I never thought about this, and I am this au's #1 fan now, like that is just a fact.
I love the other two's designs as well, but killers was just so fun to draw, don't even get me started about how I feel about DUST WITH A BASS- OR HORROR!!! ON DRUMS!!!! ON FUCKING DRUMS!!!!!! SINGING!!!!
sorry. gettin' deranged again. anyways, enjoy <3
the infinitely funnier version of enemies to caretaker with Jason and Tim (bc the ooc aged down incompetent Tim and weirdly protective Jason are overdone) is Tim after he gets adopted by Bruce deciding that he can’t have a loser brother that shoots people and refuses to go to therapy
so Tim is like “yeah, I can fix him” and batfam is like “NO TIM YOU CANT, HES A PSYCHOPATH WITH ANGER ISSUES” because at that point it’s been two years(??) and there’s been no to little improvement when it comes to Jason’s behavior
Tim being the stubborn bastard he is doesn’t listen though and in the following weeks (months??) just starts slowly forcing Jason to self reflect and take care of himself. I like to think Tim is threatening Jason with non-lethal violence and/or inconveniencing Jason to an unholy degree (one of said threats is Tim saying he’ll pull up to Jason’s safe house in a Red Hood costume and start shooting him)
in the end you just have a Jason who looks like his soul has left his body but behaving and a smug looking Tim who once again has proved he is right
EXCEPT WHEN HES SLEEPWALKING. THE SKILLS CONTROL HIM.
Kim waking up in the middle of the night like ‘Harry... It’s 4am. Why are you reorganizing your closet??’ And interfacing is just like ‘shhh Kim I wanted to do this forever.’
Kim waking up early in the morning to the smell of breakfast and Harry is standing in front of the stove sleepwalking while making them both breakfast, volition giving Kim a little wave ‘you’re awake, I made you guys breakfast.’ And Kim’s like ‘what.’ Before Harry immediately falls over as volition leaves and Harry jolts awake confused and disorientated
People be catching me sitting in my room alone in silence like this then get confused when I'm upset at getting interrupted
Like damn me and Hobie were about to deadass take down Green Goblin. Like we were right there and the chorus of this very specific song I've been playing on repeat was about to hit and you ruined it. Goblin got away. Congratulations. You ruined it for us