I'm sorry but. Aunt Diana. With the baby batkids. Dick's the oldest at fourteen and Damian’s like three.
Damian bites her once, she doesn't flinch and he feels a sudden intense amount of respect for her. He stomps over to Bruce and demands that he introduce Diana to his mother (Talia) because "they are both mighty warriors, Baba."
Steph's almost nine and has the biggest and most obvious puppy crush that she denies with her whole heart, only for Diana to smile at her and she trips over air, lands flat on her face, and chips a tooth. Diana finds it amusing and very adorable, Steph is mortified.
"It's fine, Stephanie, it was an accident," Bruce reassures as he holds a crying Steph. "Diana thinks it was cute."
Steph wails. "She thinks I'm a baby!"
Dick sticks his head in, snickering. "She won't be really wrong-"
"Go die in a HOLE, Dick!" Steph yells, shoving her face farther into Bruce’s shoulder and sniffling.
Tim's eight and content to simply watch her from a distance like the little stalker (affectionate) he is
"Bruce," Diana says worriedly, "young Timothy has been following me all day, yet whenever I turn to look at him, he runs away. Have I upset him in any manner?"
"He's observing."
Diana blinks. "What?"
"It means he likes you," Bruce explains. "He did the same to Dick, Jason and I during his first few weeks in the Manor."
"Oh." Diana beams. "I'm glad."
Cass is (probably) almost twelve and very happy to just stare at her in wonder. She takes mental notes while Diana tells her her powers and nods very politely.
"I would die for her," Diana tells Bruce seriously.
Bruce nods. "As would I."
Jason’s eleven and in awe. Complete and utter awe, like serious hero worship. Can't be in a room with her without vibrating out of his skin with nerves.
Diana thinks he hates her. Jason thinks she hates him for avoiding her. Dick thinks they're both ridiculous and drags Jason begging and kicking to come say hi properly.
"This is Jason, my oldest little brother," Dick says cheerfully, as if Jason isn't actively clawing at his arms to get away. "Say hi, Jay."
Jason, pushed forward by his older brother's steel grip on his shoulder, is beet red. "Hello. You're Wonder Woman, and, um. I think- think you're really cool."
"He's very shy," Dick says. He pushes away Jason’s face that attempted to bite his hand. "Ew, Jay, gross! Don't be like that in front of the princess!"
Diana is touched and immeasurably relieved that Jason doesn't hate her. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Jason."
Jason shuffles his feet. "...Can I have your autograph?"
"Of course."
"You're so cool," Jason whispers.
Duke is six and turns invisible the first time he meets her out of nerves.
"Oh my God, that was so embarrassing," Duke frets to Tim later, on the verge of tears.
Tim pats his back. "At least you didn't avoid her for almost a month like Jason did."
Duke sniffs. "That actually makes me feel a lot better."
"I thought it would."
Dick's fourteen, has known her since he was four, and is very amused watching the other batkids freak out about his Auntie Di.
"I'm the best big brother ever," Dick says proudly to Bruce.
"You sure are, chum," Bruce says fondly.
AUNT DIANA WITH THE BABY BATKIDS
AWWWW THIS IS SO ADORABLE! Damian works harder than God when he tries to parent trap Diana and Talia together. Sadly, they're permanently in " I'm In love with Bruce Wayne and I'll never truly erase it" mode
(Seriously, let Talia be pathetic ex husband coded!! Give her the Harvey Dent treatment, cowards)
Diana with her sunstream smile, carrying bandages, uniquely themed, for the batkids, because one of them will almost always injure themselves when they play.
Jason's are pink with flowers. Always on his nose and knees. Dick hurts his elbows a lot when doing flips, so blue bandages with little birdies for him!
Cass can be spotted showing an amused Bruce her sunflower bandages, soaking up her bleeding eyebrow after Jason pushed her off a swing by accident, " I hope - I, get... Cool scar. Like papa."
" You're always cool."
Damian tries his best to be still under Diana's loving hands as he proudly receives his frog bandages like they're a medal and he's a soldier who earned them bloody. " You saying it makes it uncool."
" I think you're the coolest, then."
" Baba!"
Years later, when they almost all outgrow her (short Diana rights, unfollow me about it. or pin me against the nearest surface with a dagger and make out with me. Execute me or shut up.) It does not change.
" Does that feel better? Dick?"
" Chillin' like a pepper, mommy-o!"
" Steph?"
" I'll live, mother."
" Cass?"
A thumbs up.
"Timmy?"
" Just a scratch, mom, jeez. You're worse than dad."
"Duke?"
" All fixed up, Mrs. Batmom."
" Damian?"
Damian sniffs, because god damn it, it stings. He can't wait for Baba to kiss it better. " I've had worse."
" Jason?"
" All good, Wonder Woman."
Diana raises a brow, folds her arms and taps her foot. Jason, full red hood get up, slumps his shoulders as bubbles of ' Oooo' from his annoying siblings surround him.
" Wanna repeat that?"
" No," he sighs, " I'm alright. Thank you, momma."
" Good. You'll be joining us for dinner tonight."
" Yes, momma."
" And you'll spend the night."
" Okay, momma."
Diana finally smiles and pulls him down to press a kiss on his forehead as the others snicker.
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Intro post!!
I realize I should have made this earlier, but better late than never, right?
Hey, I’m Sybil!!! That’s not my actual name, just the first letter of each of the words in my user run together (SBL sounds like Sybil.) I am a MINOR. I’m genderfluid, omni (no I am not sexually attracted to omelettes, thanks for asking), and acespec. My pronouns change a lot, so default to they/she, but I don’t mind if you use he/him. Neopronouns don’t really fit for me.
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