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bruciemilf · 2 years
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I'm sorry but. Aunt Diana. With the baby batkids. Dick's the oldest at fourteen and Damian’s like three.
Damian bites her once, she doesn't flinch and he feels a sudden intense amount of respect for her. He stomps over to Bruce and demands that he introduce Diana to his mother (Talia) because "they are both mighty warriors, Baba."
Steph's almost nine and has the biggest and most obvious puppy crush that she denies with her whole heart, only for Diana to smile at her and she trips over air, lands flat on her face, and chips a tooth. Diana finds it amusing and very adorable, Steph is mortified.
"It's fine, Stephanie, it was an accident," Bruce reassures as he holds a crying Steph. "Diana thinks it was cute."
Steph wails. "She thinks I'm a baby!"
Dick sticks his head in, snickering. "She won't be really wrong-"
"Go die in a HOLE, Dick!" Steph yells, shoving her face farther into Bruce’s shoulder and sniffling.
Tim's eight and content to simply watch her from a distance like the little stalker (affectionate) he is
"Bruce," Diana says worriedly, "young Timothy has been following me all day, yet whenever I turn to look at him, he runs away. Have I upset him in any manner?"
"He's observing."
Diana blinks. "What?"
"It means he likes you," Bruce explains. "He did the same to Dick, Jason and I during his first few weeks in the Manor."
"Oh." Diana beams. "I'm glad."
Cass is (probably) almost twelve and very happy to just stare at her in wonder. She takes mental notes while Diana tells her her powers and nods very politely.
"I would die for her," Diana tells Bruce seriously.
Bruce nods. "As would I."
Jason’s eleven and in awe. Complete and utter awe, like serious hero worship. Can't be in a room with her without vibrating out of his skin with nerves.
Diana thinks he hates her. Jason thinks she hates him for avoiding her. Dick thinks they're both ridiculous and drags Jason begging and kicking to come say hi properly.
"This is Jason, my oldest little brother," Dick says cheerfully, as if Jason isn't actively clawing at his arms to get away. "Say hi, Jay."
Jason, pushed forward by his older brother's steel grip on his shoulder, is beet red. "Hello. You're Wonder Woman, and, um. I think- think you're really cool."
"He's very shy," Dick says. He pushes away Jason’s face that attempted to bite his hand. "Ew, Jay, gross! Don't be like that in front of the princess!"
Diana is touched and immeasurably relieved that Jason doesn't hate her. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Jason."
Jason shuffles his feet. "...Can I have your autograph?"
"Of course."
"You're so cool," Jason whispers.
Duke is six and turns invisible the first time he meets her out of nerves.
"Oh my God, that was so embarrassing," Duke frets to Tim later, on the verge of tears.
Tim pats his back. "At least you didn't avoid her for almost a month like Jason did."
Duke sniffs. "That actually makes me feel a lot better."
"I thought it would."
Dick's fourteen, has known her since he was four, and is very amused watching the other batkids freak out about his Auntie Di.
"I'm the best big brother ever," Dick says proudly to Bruce.
"You sure are, chum," Bruce says fondly.
AUNT DIANA WITH THE BABY BATKIDS
AWWWW THIS IS SO ADORABLE! Damian works harder than God when he tries to parent trap Diana and Talia together. Sadly, they're permanently in " I'm In love with Bruce Wayne and I'll never truly erase it" mode
(Seriously, let Talia be pathetic ex husband coded!! Give her the Harvey Dent treatment, cowards)
Diana with her sunstream smile, carrying bandages, uniquely themed, for the batkids, because one of them will almost always injure themselves when they play.
Jason's are pink with flowers. Always on his nose and knees. Dick hurts his elbows a lot when doing flips, so blue bandages with little birdies for him!
Cass can be spotted showing an amused Bruce her sunflower bandages, soaking up her bleeding eyebrow after Jason pushed her off a swing by accident, " I hope - I, get... Cool scar. Like papa."
" You're always cool."
Damian tries his best to be still under Diana's loving hands as he proudly receives his frog bandages like they're a medal and he's a soldier who earned them bloody. " You saying it makes it uncool."
" I think you're the coolest, then."
" Baba!"
Years later, when they almost all outgrow her (short Diana rights, unfollow me about it. or pin me against the nearest surface with a dagger and make out with me. Execute me or shut up.) It does not change.
" Does that feel better? Dick?"
" Chillin' like a pepper, mommy-o!"
" Steph?"
" I'll live, mother."
" Cass?"
A thumbs up.
"Timmy?"
" Just a scratch, mom, jeez. You're worse than dad."
"Duke?"
" All fixed up, Mrs. Batmom."
" Damian?"
Damian sniffs, because god damn it, it stings. He can't wait for Baba to kiss it better. " I've had worse."
" Jason?"
" All good, Wonder Woman."
Diana raises a brow, folds her arms and taps her foot. Jason, full red hood get up, slumps his shoulders as bubbles of ' Oooo' from his annoying siblings surround him.
" Wanna repeat that?"
" No," he sighs, " I'm alright. Thank you, momma."
" Good. You'll be joining us for dinner tonight."
" Yes, momma."
" And you'll spend the night."
" Okay, momma."
Diana finally smiles and pulls him down to press a kiss on his forehead as the others snicker.
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artsygirl0315 · 23 days
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(Hopefully my vids aren't making an error, Damn it Tumbl—)
Coral starting to find trust in others after being in isolation for so long, It's a big step in their journey.
(I also just love this audio)
Let's pretend that Penny is around the same generation as them-
Featuring the lovelies:
Penny - @kommandonuovidiavoli
Carol - @kandykatz
Reyna - @numbuhinfinitys
Mella/Coral- My babies💙
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Intro post!!
I realize I should have made this earlier, but better late than never, right?
Hey, I’m Sybil!!! That’s not my actual name, just the first letter of each of the words in my user run together (SBL sounds like Sybil.) I am a MINOR. I’m genderfluid, omni (no I am not sexually attracted to omelettes, thanks for asking), and acespec. My pronouns change a lot, so default to they/she, but I don’t mind if you use he/him. Neopronouns don’t really fit for me.
Pretty much all of “my” stuff is under #sybil speaks if u wanna go looking
In the interest of privacy, I won’t link my discord/instagram/etc on here, but if we’re mutuals definitely feel free to ask!! My ask box is also open to anyone :)
DNI if you are:
Ableist
sexist
homophobic
transphobic
racist
a jerk
You’re not cool. It’s not a joke. It genuinely hurts people.
if you don’t like something I say, then tough. It is not my job to keep the internet catered to your liking. You are perfectly within your rights to scroll away. The only exception is if I have genuinely fucked up, and in that case kindly let me know so I can fix it.
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(lemme know if I missed anyone it’s been a while since I talked to some moots)
if anyone ever wants to infodump on me please please please do so I love hearing it. Just make sure to let me know the tws beforehand :)
Be well, be loved, be safe!!
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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨
HEHEHEHE :33
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quasar-kaiser · 29 days
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what the hell is an evil boop and how do i do that
go to the website (not the app)
go to someones profile
hold the boop button until it spins thrice
congratulations, you're evil
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underoospeterparker · 2 months
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🐚 SEASHELL you should cast your moots as marvel characters
AHHH love this!!
join the celebration
@bcyhoods as natasha romanoff
@spiderfunkz as yelena belova
@forourmoon as america chavez
@loving-and-dreaming as kate bishop
@bruisedboys as gwen stacy
@spydergaz as michelle jones
@lilydoeswrite as princess shuri
@illicitvalentines as wanda maximoff
@percabeths-blue-cookies as carol danvers
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awholeclxwn · 3 months
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I forget we're mutals and another inch of my soul leaves my body when i see it in notifications
giggles twirls my hair purrs loudly but twirls my hair too fast and my wig falls off revealing my baldness
HIIII WE ARE MOOTS HIIIII
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monzabee · 4 months
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bee i will NEVER get over how beautiful your layout is 😭 like the colors, the vibes, SABRINA!! it’s everything <3333
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MESSAGE MADE MY DAY STEPH😭🩷 thank you so much, sabrina is literally my pop icon at the moment so i'm happy to see more people appreciate her🥹🫶🩷
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peapodsinspace · 10 days
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You are now my favorite mutual 😭 Monster High is my ultimate comfort show. Frankie is my favorite but Lagoona is underrated, and I love her design
YIPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always liked lagoona best, but Frankie was my first doll I think :]
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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Instead of Battinson having a Brucie persona, he has a tired single (slightly incompetent and overly indulgent) dad persona. He IS a tired single dad, and very indulgent, but is far from incompetent. He just lets his kids get away with the most blatant and obvious lies in public because they could be doing so much worse
So he's just normal JSJ
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beeeepis4why · 6 months
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unexpectedly shows up super late at your door
hey (mutual)
treat? no treat?
IM SO LATE BUT GRAH ITS STILL HALLOWEEN IDC
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BEEPE HALLOWEEN DCA WIP
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xavalav · 3 months
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penis boy
lads we celebrate tonight. i’m no longer little penis boy. i have upgraded to just penis boy
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This is Whimsy. They are baby.
Child of the multiverse, angst, bla bla heavy lore bla bla bla
AWEEEE IS FLUFFYY!!!!
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quasar-kaiser · 29 days
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Point taken.
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THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES— /ref
hAHAAAAA GET FUCKED <3
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underoospeterparker · 1 month
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hiiiiii priiii honey 🌼💗🌸💖how are you and how is your day going???? also a reminder that i adore you sooo much and you are soooo talented and the way you write is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soothing and thrilling I just love what you write and i hope you are having a beautiful wonderful amazing dayyy 🐚✨💗
(also have I given you a tag??? I don't think soo , soo please let me know your favourite emojis ) anyways have a day that is full of peace and sunshine lovely
hi viviiii!!! i'm doing good, just exams coming up so I've barely got time to write :((( ilysm!!!! thank u for the compliment you're the sweetest <3 <3 and i adore YOU!
I hope you're having the best day as well!! how are you doing??
also i'm not sure about the tag, but some of my favourite emojis are 🍍🌺🦩🥥🌴🌸🐬🐚 (I don't know how many you need!!)
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ccasey0 · 27 days
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There is another person asking to be a star on the answered ask you sent me. If your comfortable with doing another, then please send them the questions. (But if there are already to many I totally understand! Just send me an ask so I know and I'll explain that to them! :DD)
(Sorry if this is nonsense, I'm half asleep XD)
Course i can do some more! I was actually just going to ask if anyone else wanted to do it cause I still have some space on the page, so this is actually quite convenient! Can you tag them so I know who it is?
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