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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
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suggestive. college au boyfriend!bakugou. installment II “poor timing”
He’s barely awake when he picks up his phone from where it’s charging near the bed, blearily sliding in one of his amplifiers as he presses it to the side of his head.
“Th’fuck are you callin’ me at 2am for?”
Kirishima pauses from his side of the line, curious male voices leaking into the speaker that irritate in their familiarity. “Are you just waking up?”
“What the fuck else would I be doing?”
“That’s what I’m wondering too.” He plops himself on the large bean bag sitting in the middle of his roommates floor, after knocking on his door for what felt like hours. Kaminari starfishes against his comforter, and he has to snap a few times to stop Sero from going through his friend’s stuff.
“Dude, where are you?” He asks. “Your truck’s not in the parking lot. Are you at a hotel?”
Bakugou stays silent for a long moment, fleeting as it is, it's a little disconcerting, and the chat runs empty as the sound of a running fan hisses through the static.
He sighs, brief movement stirs sleepily under his bicep and he figures it’s best to end this conversation as quickly as possible. “I’m with ____.”
“You’re-“ Kirishima stammers a little. “Can you say that again?”
“I’m at _____’s apartment.” Bakugou repeats himself - he’s obviously trying to be quiet.
“No fucking way! Dude?!” Kaminari chimes in from somewhere in the room, because of course he’s on speaker. “Like is she right next to you?”
“Can you be any fuckin’ louder?!” Bakugou whisper-yells.
“She totally is, isn’t she?” Sero chimes in. “Did you two fuck?”
Kirishima grimaces up at him from where he’s sitting. “Don’t be crude.” Though, he hesitates a moment before speaking a little closer to the speaker. “Wait, did you?”
Bakugou kisses his teeth. “What the hell was so fuckin’ important that you had to call me at two in the morning anyway?”
“Well, those of us who weren’t out getting some wanted to know if you wanted to play DnD. Since it’s the weekend and all.” Sero says.
“But I guess now you’re too good for the loser club, now that you’re some bigshot with a hot girlfriend.” Kaminari pouts.
Bakugou audibly scoffs. “I was never a part of the loser club to begin with.”
“Says the guy who’s gonna make us look for another DM in the middle of a campaign.” Kirishima retorts. “Seriously, you couldn’t have picked a better night to fuck ____? With you two gone Jirou’s gonna wanna take over your post - and she always gives us the worst scenarios.”
“They’re not that bad.” Bakugou jumps a little when the hand around his waist slithers to wipe at her sleepy eyes, cursing hushedly before the men hear him quietly apologize away from the speaker.
His three friends blush as a familiar voice leaks softly into the receiver.
“What’re you doing…?”
“…Nothin’, angel. Go back to sleep.”
The three squeal in unison.
Bakugou kisses his teeth again, whispering angrily into the speaker. “Shut the fuck up. And don’t call me this late, again!”
Click!
#boyfriend!bakugou#bnha bakugou#bakugou smut#boku no hero bakugou#bakugou x reader#bakugou fluff#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo mha#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bnha smut#mha smut#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mdnl
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arrogance
#bee draws#hollow knight#hollow knight art#tiso hk#hk tiso#artists on tumblr#commissions open#13 left.#mdnl#<- for a friend
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sunspot.
based on this textpost:
#hollow knight#hk#bee draws#hk radiance#the hollow knight#pure vessel#hk pure vessel#hk thk#hollow knight art#shitpost#one i put too much effort into methinks#whatever im hilarious#mdnl#< before anyone asks this is a tag for my friend
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king doodles. i dont draw him enough despite him being like my second fave
#king orange#mango tango#gijinka#animation vs minecraft#avm#ava#animator vs animation#alan becker#my art#doodles#mdnl
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The Friend listened close as the little one that they would call the same name babbled on, pointing to their journal and giving rapid-fire tips on new words that they could not process. Regardless of their ability to understand, they cared about the little one, and so they would learn.
Carefully, as though nervous, a now-freed serf of the gardens approached. They looked right at home here in the abbey, but it was likely that they were lost.
"Doing, what are you?"
The little one looked to the Friend expectantly, likely waiting on a translation. It took them only a second to remember the words needed for this - me, see, book...
"We are reading," the Friend answered.
The poor serf looked immediately confused and bewildered. "...Ah..?"
What? It had been said in the correct language, it-
The Journalist's face went beet red.
"Disregard," they mumbled in Exile tongue, then tried again, "Reading, we are."
Having fixed the sentence structure - simple mistake, easy mistake, one they'd made a hundred times trying to figure out why "you" meant "seeking" - the serf nodded in understanding.
Then, hesitantly, as though unsure of the pronunciation, the serf repeated, "Dis...regard...?"
Their brow furrowed. How to translate...
...oh.
Yes, there was a very easy way to translate what they'd just said. A quick way to explain their mistake.
"...An idiot, I am."
"No!" the serf immediately reached forward and took the Journalist's hands, looking them in the eyes, "No, an idiot, you are not!"
They were at a loss for words.
"Hey," the little one spoke up, "What is it? I don't understand!"
This place needed their help. Speaking to the people... not something just anyone could do. Translation was hard.
And they were one of the only people who could do it.
The Journalist-Friend gave a little smile and then began to translate.
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𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄
pairing: 𝗌𝗎𝗄𝗎𝗇𝖺 ☆︎ 𝖿𝖾𝗆! reader (ft. megumi)
warning: threesome. not edited. porn with a pitch of plot. cuckholding. unprotected sex. not mentioned prep. rough sex. slight degrading. hair pulling. mentions of multiple orgasms. mentions of overstim.
authors note: reader and megumi are 20+ ♡
✩°｡ ⋆⸜♱ IMAGINE,
being megumi's lovely wife. megumi has told you about kink he wanted to try out with you, cuckholding. but you didn't want to agree with this at first, but somehow you find yourself being fucked by your husband enemy.
how you wish you did this sooner...
"pleasepleaseplease! make me feel good- no one else can like you!" you moaned like a bitch in heat. megumi was jerking off as you looked up, your face was covered in tears and hair tangled.
you could feel every inch that sukuna cock reached, every thick vein… it was an experience that left you wanting 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲. you bite into one of the soft, couch pillows.
sukuna enjoyed this, i mean who wouldnt. he got to fuck his enemy wife's pussy! he knew that he had to come around for more, either if megumi likes it or not.
"fuck. you feel so good." sukuna sighs deeply, he's fucked many women before, but none compared to how wonderful your feels. you began pushing yourself against sukuna in order to drag him further inside you.
poor megumi, his cock craves attention as well:( but seeing you weeping on another man's cock and not wanting sukuna to tease him, he has to wait until he done with you♡..
you felt your hair being pulled back until your head was sitting on sukuna shoulder. "do you like that? do you like how your husband is watching you being fucked out by his enemy?"
you felt your pussy clench at his harsh words. "im gonna cum- sukuna♡♡!" you felt whatever knot in your stomach disappear once you cummed for the 7th time.
'we have to do this again more often' you thought as sukuna yanked you away from his oversensitive cock. his cum was coming out and making a mess all over the couch.
he averted his gaze to megumi, who came at the same time you did. he picks him up and sits him on his lap, his tip almost brushing against megumi's asshole.
"i'd hold onto something if I were you." sukuna warned as he pushes megumi down on his still hard cock.
©︎ 𝐕𝐌𝐐𝐈𝐑𝐕𝐄. all rights reserved. please don't plagzarize, copy, or steal any of my works, thank you !
#★ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 ༝☆.ᐟ#𓂅 ꒰ 𝖏𝖚𝖏𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖚 𓍢 ₊˚⊹#random tag atp#x reader#female reader#ageless blogs dni#anime x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#mdnl#megumi smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#mdni#sub reader#anime smut#sub megumi#sukuna smut#sukuna x reader#megumi x sukuna#jujutsu kaisen
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blh kah ak reques hc closeted sadistic tanjiro x reader? i'm willing to donate IDR 15k
Translation: Can I request a closeted sadistic tanjiro x reader headcanons?
A/n: Sorry for the late post but girly pop I ain't even surprised that you requested this. I won't give too much detail so this can be Taisho era setting, modern setting, whatever setting you want it to be. One thing for sure is Tanjiro will be aged up.
MDNI!
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(Closeted) Sadistic Tanjiro x Reader
Featuring: Aged-up!Tanjiro
Content Warning: NSFW (MDNI!), sadistic!Tanjiro, spankings, dirty talk, degradation, praise, blowjob, throat-fucking, fingering, vibrator, bondage, overstimulation, choking, breeding, reader has a pussy
Word Count: 0.9k
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It actually takes you some time to reveal this hidden side of Tanjiro. Tanjiro rarely loses his temper. He never snaps at you, or say hurtful things during arguments. So, the first time you crack the whole "patient and compassionate" persona of his, it really is something unexpected.
You watch as his eyes lost their warmth, replaced with cold stares and an aloof expression.
He will forcefully drag you to another room, preferably where people won't be able see or hear what he's about to do to you... but honestly, it doesn't matter if there isn't any private place nearby. As long as it's secluded enough, he will do it.
Tanjiro likes to start with some good spankings. Fifteen, twenty times should be enough and you have to keep counting each and every one of it.
Considering how ripped Tanjiro is, you'll start whining after eight to ten spanks. It hurts like hell, duh.
He doesn't care, though.
"You wanna act like a bitch, then I'll treat you like one. Now, shut up and keep counting."
Tanjiro can be mean when he's spanking the shit out of you, but when you're finished he will pull you up and kiss you sweetly. As if he hasn't just hit your ass cheeks until they turn red.
"You did so well baby, did so well," Tanjiro peppers your face with kisses. "Please don't say/do something like that again, okay? Alright, let's go, now. I'll help you walk, yeah? Come on, my love..."
If the two of you are out with other people, or if you invite people over then it ends right there. Spanking is Tanjiro's go-to option because it's quick and easy.
If it's only the two of you around, though... good luck lmao
He'll fuck your throat right after the spanking. His fingers grip your hair so hard like his life depends on it.
"Take it, (Y/N). Let's see what else your pretty little mouth can do..."
He might cum inside your mouth or he'll spurt it out all over your face. He'll admire your fucked-out expression covered with his cum like a piece of art.
Thanks to his sense of smell, he notices how aroused you are. After all, you haven't gotten your release.
Tanjiro will pick you up and bring you to your bed. He'll tie your wrists (he likes to do it with his own belt) above your head before grabbing one of his many precious collections of vibrator.
I think Tanjiro likes vibrator because it's just so easy to use, so practical, and not to mention it really elevates the whole experience? Get yourself a man like Tanjiro tbh
He fingers your cunt first even though you don't really need it, considering how wet you are. He still does it though, because he loves seeing you squirm around, a moaning mess.
Then he'll stick the vibrator right inside your pussy, putting it on its highest setting. He sticks it deep so you can actually feel its vibration right on your g-spot.
"I'll be right back, baby." He ignores your whines and pleas, leaving the room to get a glass of water or something.
Sometimes he comes back and doesn't do anything, just sit on the corner of the room, watching you crumble. Some other time, he doesn't come back until you're almost passed out after you came like, two or three times.
He will only take the vibrator out when he thinks you've had enough. Then, he will kiss you again (or at least he tries to, because at that point your mind has turned into a mush and you can't really say or do anything).
"(Y/N), love, are you alright? Do you want me to clean you up and we can cuddle right after?"
Most of the time you will shake your head and mumble, "No, I wanna..." You don't have to say the full sentence, Tanjiro understands what you mean.
Clearly, you're really overstimulated but you know the good part hasn't even began just yet.
Tanjiro will untie your wrists before slowly and gently positions you in a mating press. He slips his hard dick into your pussy and stays put, waiting for you to adjust.
He knows he can start when you weakly wrap your arms on his shoulders, teary eyes looking up at him, lips quivers as you beg him to move.
You might be overstimulated, but you love how good Tanjiro makes you feel. His thrusts are slow yet so deep, making you feel so full.
Sometimes Tanjiro will pin your wrists above your head with one of his hand while the other wraps itself around your neck, or slaps you across your face.
"Look at you, baby. Looking so dumb, letting me use you as my fuck toy like this. You love this cock, don't you? Can't live without it, huh? Ssshh I know, I know... I got you... Take it all, baby, take it all..."
Beg him to breed you and he will lose his mind.
Just pussy drunk Tanjiro, lazily thrusting into your pussy and spilling his seeds deep inside you.
It's so addicting, you find yourself pushing his limits more often. Of course Tanjiro sees right through you and doesn't really give you what you want often. When he does, though... well, you better not have anything else planned for the next day.
Overall, five ten stars for Tanjiro. Gives you really good aftercare as well. How can you not love this man tbh...
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bastard (affectionate)
#with the amount of times me and my friends compare Wukong to this image you think I would have made this sooner#very quick drawing#but i like it#it helps that I think this is fucking hilarious#no talk him he angy#mdnl#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#sun wukong lmk#lego monkie king#lmk monkey king#monkey king#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkey kid fanart#digital art#harpydoesart
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day 5 - dark
#can't be too scared when your family's eyes glow !!! :]#please don't tag as any other ship except metadede#kirby series#king dedede#meta knight#bandana waddle dee#bandee#kirby#metadede#dededecember2022#lightly salted art#mdnl
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they should call it the STUPID POOP CROWN because its STUPID and it SUCKS
Magolor tests whether you can effectively use playground insults to cope with your traumatic experiences or not
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can we get #carhammerexplosionmatt trending
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#leo chirps#NEVER POSTED THIS. CURRENT FAVORITE IMAGE#mdnl#leodoodles#leos ocs#oc: leontids#getting a lot of mileage out of that mask now. its an emoji in my personal discord
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using the power of (incomplete) statistics I have concluded that their most commonly used name is actually Little One and we should all be calling them that and it won't get confusing ever /j
#pheb speaks#mdnl#obsessive? i was obsessive once#in reality since i haven't actually finished counting every instance of every noun it is likely their most common name is ''Little Wielder'
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draw jack and Jerry beinf sillies!!!
The end of Volume 2 had me smiling like an idiot
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