kirbyofthestars
planet of miracles
As Kirby flew home, he looked out across the cosmos. The stars were so beautiful. Darkness had its place just as much as light, he thought. For the stars sparkled twice as bright in the dark depths of space!
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new kaz song. challenged myself to make the worst hyperpop track of all time like literally horrible garbage unlistenable shit and this is whati came up with. not even the sound effects are right it got fucked up in the mixing and now they all play wrong this song is genuinely unsalvageable. enjoy. album art by @4taro
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My oomfs are the best oomfs ever
My oomfs are the ones I'd never sever
I got a perc and its shaped like Waluigi
Met a they/them named Tooth one time (yeah)
My oomfs are the best oomfs ever
January, Feburary, March and December
Never smoked a ciggy but I can flip it like a tech deck (2x)
Met a girl at my show, she said her name was Beast (hi Beast)
Would it be funny if I put in a lyric about feet? (I don't know.)
I think Spongebob and Patrick, Squidward too, are stalking me (I'm Spongebob!)
Got kicked out of the studio I kept fartin on beat (DAMN)
Take Ohio away from me (FUCK)
I'm like if eminem was a neet (im not white though.)
I'm like he/him Mr. Beast
I know your dni says "no South Park Fans", but can I come in, PLEASE
My oomfs are the best oomfs ever
My oomfs are with me till forever
I name all my money after women
Can't stop naming my money after women
I sell guns to ants online, like, all the time, man, giving ants machine guns
It's fine cuz the guns are small and each bullet is the size of a pebble
I got a warrior cats oc named DickAss
And if you're a hater, shut up - I didn't ask
Saw your dad yesterday wearing a fucking stupid hat
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU WERE AT
Don't call me, don't come by my house,
Cuz you're stupid and you're ugly and you dress like a mouse
You will never find love, you will never find a spouse,
You don't talk, you just spout
uhhhhh fuck just put in some fuckin shit from that one anime lain here fuuuck umm
(And you don't seem to) Fuck with me
(And you don't seem to) Get it
Cuz you're a fuckin' local,
YOU'RE ONLY ON REDDIT
My oomfs are cool as fuck
My oomfs all have some swords
My oomfs, My oomfs,
My-my-my-my-my-my oomfs
My-my-my-m-m-m-m-m-my
We all hung out in a coffee shop called Poopy's
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i chewed a sucker and it glued my teeth together. is this my life now
are your teeths ok
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Does the 18+ in your pinned post mean that you're older than 18 or does it mean your account is 18+?
oh it just means i’m older than 18! my account itself isn’t 18+ aside from raunchy jokes here n there, anyone is welcome to follow :>
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Happy Waddle Wednesday!!!
Also happy belated Moley Monday
HAPPY WADDLE WEDNESDAY (and Moley Monday)!!
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i only watch family guy if its vocoded to the earthbound ost
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Just learnt that there are characters adelaide and ado in the kirby verse that are the subject if debate as to whether or not they are the same person. Kirby blogger expert, tell me your thoughts on this. Please? 🌺
of course!! :>
adeleine and ado are most likely the same person! ado is short for adorenu (adeleine), plus star allies includes ado’s attacks in adeleine’s moveset
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so I found out I had skull deformities in the funniest way possible
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@universalheart beautiful whimsical girl in a beautiful whimsical world
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i just realized maple taffy is an archaeologist wearing WHITE PANTS boy what is wrong with youse!!!!
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like duuuuude those are going to be looking so gross so fast
i just realized maple taffy is an archaeologist wearing WHITE PANTS boy what is wrong with youse!!!!
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do the steampunk pirates work better as (presumably devil-fruit animated) cookies or humans in your eyes
they could work well as either i think! :>
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i just realized maple taffy is an archaeologist wearing WHITE PANTS boy what is wrong with youse!!!!
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Would Eda be afraid of the IRS?
From the most recent Owl House Voice Actor panel
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