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sentience-if · 2 days

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Thought I'd continue the theme of drunk reaction asks. The classic: Io's been drinking, the RO goes in for a kiss but Io too drunk to recognise them pushes them away and goes "No I have the bestest, most perfectest partner in the world, only they get kissies."

Kat: oh really? tell her all about this person and how beautiful she is and how much you love and adore her

Ira: torn between gushing over how adorable it is and trying to convince Io it's them- they want that kiss even more, now

Klaus: oh, he checked with Klaus and he said it was fine, he promisessss

Connie: touched, actually. doesn't know what to do for a second, ends up 'offering' to walk Io home, hopefully they'll come to in the mean time

Val: sobs, that's so cute. Well, are hugs and Holding Them acceptable because Val is melting and they need structural support

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine #klaus #ira #kat

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nakathemoth · 9 months

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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW #dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know #anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue #DC #my art #shazam #billy batson #batman #bruce wayne #constantine #john constantine #fanart

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dhawanmasters · 2 months

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CONSTANTINE (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

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pedro-pascal · 7 months

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CONSTANTINE (2005) - dir. Francis Lawrence

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stillpanicking · 3 months

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"You don't have a grave."

"I do not have one. Yet."

"...how did it happen?"

"....My parents had created a portal to the Ghost Zone. It malfunctioned. That tends to happen with their experiments... this one was more of an oversight." Danny recalled, Constantine could hear the melancholy in his voice. "I went in and accidently pressed the on button. Let it to them to have the on and off switch in said portal!"

Danny laughed at the memory before wincing at the pain he went through. "Yeah... it was rather painful."

"Did your body disintegrate?"

"Nope! I'm half alive, half dead. My molecules got rearranged. My human half still ages, alibet at a slower rate. My ghost half on the other hand...."

"How old are you?"

"86, but I look like I'm in the mid-twenties in my human form."

".... you know what. I don't want to know."

"I have two kids and five grandchildren!"

#danny phantom #dcxdp #dp crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #Constantine

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piedalchemist · 2 years

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#the sandman #sandman #the sandman series #sandman netflix #constantine #john constantine #morpheus #dream of the endless #neil gaiman #hob gadling

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tarragonthedragon · 10 months

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an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:

batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)

constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")

green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)

wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)

red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)

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anyataylorjoys · 6 months

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CONSTANTINE —2005, dir. Francis Lawrence

#constantine 2005 #constantine #filmedit #constantineedit #greenedit #junkfooddaily #dcfilmblr #fyeahmovies #filmgifs #moviegifs #userfilm #gifs*#spooky season #gun tw #I make a gifset of this movie at least once annually #and I changed this color palette like 3 times

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serializedcomics · 3 months

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Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

#filmedit #dcedit #horroredit #Constantine #ours #by Anna #userdiana #userteri #userconstance #usermichi #cinemapix #userstream #chewieblog

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likapad · 1 year

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Here is my sad beige character alignment chart

Let me know of any alterations it needs!

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sentience-if · 2 days

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What do the ROs keep in their pocketses? Obviously for Io it's string or nothing

Klaus: his rosary, probably a pen or two, a ring of old fashioned keys

Kat: emergency lipstick, a pen knife, couple of lockpicks

Ira: mints and a little lotion bottle. most of their stuff is somehow attached to their notebook

Connie: utility knife, whetstone, backup hair tie

Val: magic ring that turns you invisible werthers originals

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine #klaus #ira #kat

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letoghanima · 8 months

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Rachel Weisz in Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrenceus

#rweiszedit #constantine #rachel weisz #horroredit #horrorfilmgifs #horrorwomensource #usersavana #userjack #usermandie #userlaro #tuserhan #userlenie #userraffa #usersugar #dcmultiverse #dcfilms #junkfooddaily #userstream #creations

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4o4notf0und · 4 months

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KEANU REEVES as John Constantine Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

#horroredit #keanuedit #constantineedit #constantine #keanu reeves #constantine 2005 #filmedit #dcfilmblr #fyeahmovies #filmgifs #moviegifs #userfilm #john constantine #horrorfilmgifs

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cat-cosplay · 8 months

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My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist. In my line of work, there are days you just need to forget.

...But some you never will.

#john constantine #hellblazer #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #Constantine #dc comics #halloween #exorcist

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stillpanicking · 3 months

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Lancer knew he'd be needing to break out that bottle when Constantine knocked on his door. Just the thought has him craving that 500 year old bottle he's been saving since his youth. The headaches, the betrayal and all the chaos.

Moby Dick...

He'd still help the man in his time of need. After all, that is his little brother.

"Absolutely not. I will not help you on you're endeavor."

"Come on, brother. I need to get as much information on this, Invis-o-bill."

"Prejudice and Pride! That is the last individual you ever want to investigate. Tell those *super friends* of yours to leave him be."

Constantine raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "You know him personally?"

"I would assume so. He's my god-son. By the grapes of wrath. If anything were to happen to him, I will personally collect all those soul contracts you made and give it all to him."

#mr lancer #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp crossover #dc x dp #crossover #Constantine

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itshype · 1 year

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Mansplain Yourself (DC x DP)

Danny decides that attending college and defending the entirety of Earth from ghosts is too hard to maintain alongside a job. He should just get paid to do his hero work!

He shows up on the watchtower with a PowerPoint and printed portfolio proving he's been doing hero work for years. He fought a king from another dimension. He wants some of their money.

"We don't really have a budget? We can't really pay you." Says Superman.

"I am standing in space right now. That guy has a bat-themed submarine, private jet and fleet of automobiles. If you guys aren't rolling in that sweet, sweet USA defence budget cash, how are you affording all of this?"

"Uh, okay, we'll pay you." Says Batman (It's Nightwing subbing in for Bruce tonight and he panics!)

Constantine is cranky. This is a ghost. Ghosts are dead. Why the fuck would he need human money?

Danny's first paycheck clears. He moves out of his parents house and it's all good!

And this is when the trouble begins. Real Batman has noticed the money moving, and questions about the paperwork for the Justice League's 'new employee'.

Constantine is still crank though, and when Danny comes in for a skills assessment he steamrolls the poor guy. Talking over him, correcting him etc.

Danny is tired, he has a paper due before midnight and he doesn't even know what this guy's problem is. So, Danny lets him mansplain his own powers to the Justice League.

The Justice League paperwork for Phantom the Infinite Realms Ghost reads like this:

Senses others of his kind (see appendix 5a)

Intangibility

Self-sustained flight

Knowledge about Infinite Realms (see general database - dimensions, subsection 52), and it's inhabitants.

Danny figures he'll get payback for all his colleges listening to this cigarette-smoking hack over him the first time any of them see him actually fight. But the first fight he's in with them is an easy one, he only really needs to fly and lift some heavy-ish stuff. Then the next one is a false alarm. Then they keep giving the hard jobs to Superman.

Then, about 6 months in - Danny's file now has Super Strength (see appendix 12f) - added. Kal-el goes down. Hard. A single, brutal hit.

…And Wonder Woman takes his place in the plan with ease.

How long is it going to take before Danny gets to (legitimately) show off for once?! He can't wait.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #mine #notfic #danny phantom #danny fenton #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #superman #clark kent #constantine #Wonder Woman #kal-el

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