If Io went through a hard reset... I mean, developed amnesia again, didn't recognize anybody or know anything, how would Val react? Would they feel compelled to go through it all over again or be like "once was enough"?

who's to say you won't find out :^)

YOU KNOW WHAT KLAUS AND DRUNK IO REMIND ME OF. USUI AND MISAKI IN KAICHOU WA MAID- SAMA WHEN MISAKI GOT SICK AND NOW IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE KLAUS IS SO USUI TAKUMI CODED IT'S CRAZY

yes this is perfect

Io and Val banned from several restaurants in their city because they keep showing up and pulling the fake proposal stunt to get free food.

good thing Val is ✨ a master of disguises ✨

Val and Io drunk silly time at least once better involve them waking up with matching tats and vague, possibly false, memories of them exchanging vows in front of whatever passes for an Elvis impersonator in their godforsaken city

i'm willing to believe that Val and Io have drunkenly gotten married like four or five times now

Io got to the liquor cabinet again, who forgot to lock the fucking door?

Either way, seeing as we’re stuck in this predicament; how do the RO’s treat our little drunkard? How much fun do they get before they’re guided to bed, and overall how do the RO’s interact with them?

Val: step one, get some food and water in this motherfucker. hangovers are for chumps. step two, get equally as drunk. step three, silly time

Ira: probably won't also drink, but will go along with whatever energy level Io's currently sporting. Sleepy, lazy drunk? Perfect time to curl up on the couch and let Io ramble on about their day while Ira plays with their hair. Stupid crazy drunk? Maybe tone it down a bit, but Ira's happy to be the sober chaperone for whatever Io wants to get into

Klaus: without him?? Rude. Makes sure to get his fill of Io being embarrassing before ushering them off to bed. Will be opening the curtains at 7 AM to let in the bright ass sun and make Io suffer just a little. Oh, your head hurts? That's so strange. Poor thing.

Kat: Alright, what's the tone here, what are we drinking about? Get her caught up so she knows the vibe. Immediately takes enough shots to get a few degrees less drunk than Io. Bonus points if she and Io can spend the rest of the night talking shit

Connie: Launches into care mode but they're not like... gentle about it lmao. You will drink every drop of this water while Connie watches. Now brush your fuckin teeth and get your ass to bed. Yes, fine, you can cuddle them to sleep but they won't be there in the morning, since they're already up and making a greasy, fatty breakfast for the inevitable hangover.

I'd just like to say you have a wonderful talent at making concise statements very funny. I've been following the asks for a long time and "Too busy contemplating being 2D" and "Disgusting little creature, do it again." are sentences I love so much I actively look for situations in which I can say them.

thanks it's my one true talent. also the knowledge that someone out there is quoting me IRL is baffling

Gotta give poly Klaus credit, only person who has the possibility of a rival ominously telling them "I hear your little thief and their pet have been troublesome lately." and have to work out very quickly whether they're referring to the crime stuff, the home life or the sex stuff, to make a good retort.

agfjfk lmfao luckily for Klaus the venn diagram of people who know about Val & Io and are willing to say something like that to Klaus is very very small

Saying that Val "managed" to get them inside just makes me think that either Val had to lure Io inside with food like a stray or that Val was out here wrestling a feral caveman into there home.

what if I told you all Val had to do was hold out their hand 😌

Io and Val making puppy eyes at each other over who has to do the dishes: who breaks first?

well I can't speak to the resilience of anyone's Io but know that Val is very weak to puppy eyes

And that's exactly why Io would tag in Ira to distract Connie while they steal their food because Connie can't get mad at Ira or they'll burn for all eternity.

this is the correct strategy

Perhaps Connie could stop Io if they were simply reaching for the plate, but what if Io divebombs for the plate? Sure, food might go everywhere, maybe a broken table, but the five second rule counts, right?

don't underestimate Connie's ability to intercept an incoming Io

Honestly surprised Val's advice to their past self isn't "Invest in bite and scratchproof furniture and clothes, also get a lock for the kitchen door. And before you ask no it's not a cat, yes it is stronger than a dog but also about as smart as say a rat colony with a good secondary school and extracurriculars in us brand mischief."

well you see, if Val hears the word 'invest' their ears start bleeding

Enough mania, time for Normal Human(?) Behavior. ROs reactions to Io stealing food off their plate and then trying to get out of it with a kiss?

Val: absolutely not this is a betrayal of the highest order. they made you your own food and this is how you repay them? How dare you, no, how *could* y- nevermind, what were they mad about again?

Connie: I don't think you're getting that food tbh. Connie's quick. and hungry. best strategy: beg for kisses to make up for all the smacks you've gotten on your hands

Kat: one fry = one kiss. trade and barter system

Ira: literally always delighted to share, will push the plate evenly between you and move closer, so like, there's nothing to get out of

Klaus: toss up as to whether he'll pull the plate away and hold it out of reach or just allow it entirely. either way, you know he'll always reward a little begging

Two Truths and a Lie: Playlist

oh god call an ambulance i got hit with a tag (@trailshome)

Rules: post a poll with three (or more) songs from one of your characters playlists, except there is a catch, one of the songs is not truly on their playlist. Have your followers guess, and when the poll is finished, reveal which song was the fake.

Slightly cheating because the only character I've assigned more than one song to is Guinefort, but...

@coeluvr @darkfictionjude @fervency-if tag ur it

PRAYING to whatever gods exist in this universe that the Fabio model of romance novels bears a suspicious resemblance to Connie with the pecs and hair

The thought of Io shrieking and attacking Val at the threat of them taking away their trashy bargain bin pirate novels like a feral rat defending it's garbage hoard is 😭😭

I mean Val told them to get a hobby, so like what gives, really

Happy world book day to my fav authors!!

My class looks crazy af today because the kids are all dressed up as their favorite book characters. The amount of harry potter characters when none of them even know what harry potter is about is hilarious!!

and i was very tempted to dress as one of my MCs 🤣🤣

But i settled for dressing as Amelia Fang (inserting a picture of my homemade bestie Squashy!!) because yes i still read some children's novels. They are fun. Don't yall judge me. Shut up.

You guys are wonderful people and you bring loads of joy to other's with your writing!

Read a book today people!!!! And not your own!!

And relax a bit!! Yall don't know what that is sometimes 👀

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