Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lucifer: Do they?
MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
MC: Because I can do this.
MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me?
Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.
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*FLABBERGASTED*
Then there's this fucking guy 💀 (love him so much)
Ffs Luci, chill. 💀
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I feel like lucifer is the song oh no by marina
"Don't do love"
"I'm only after success
"Don't need a relationship"
"I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine"
"One track mind, one track heart"
"If I fail I'll fall apart"
"Maybe it's all a test
"I feel like I'm the worst so I act like I'm the best"
"Real life has no appeal"
He constantly feels like what he does isn't good enough and that he is failing.
He pretends that he doesn't care about anybody opinion but he secretly cares a lot.
He strives for success and validation
He suppresses any feelings he has basically while he works his life away
When MC comes in at first he would act cold and that he is not interested in them at all
Eventually he falls in love with MC (he tried to suppresses it tho)
When he hears MC loved him too he would finally break and let him self have a relationship with MC
Comment who's next
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #13
Lucifer: Whenever MC gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.
-sound of glass shattering in the background-
Lucifer: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.
-MC breaking all the jelly jars in the kitchen-
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Obey Me! D&D joke
Mc: You enter the dungeon, and on the far side of the room you see....a door.
Asmo: Can I...seduce the door?
Mc: No, you cannot.
Mammon: Can I seduce the door?
Mc: Also no.
Levi: I punch Mammon.
Mc: Mammon, you take four damage.
Mammon: Well, I transform into a beaver!
Mc: You....do that.
Mammon: Now can I seduce the door?
Mc: Still! No!
Levi: I punch Mammon again.
Mc: ...three more damage.
Satan: Can I fight the door?
Mc: No!
Belphie: Uh, I also would like to fight the door.
Mc: Nobody can fight the door!
Satan: I! FIGHT! THE! DOOR!
Mc: You lose!
Satan: ...I fight you...
Mc: Satan, take a walk.
Lucifer: Is the door dead or alive?
Mc: Its...a door?
Lucifer: Can I...enslave it's soul?
Mc: How would you even-? No.
Diavolo: Can I build a better door?
Mc: You want to build a better door?
Diavolo: I aquire lumber from the surrounding forest.
Mc: Okay, you...do that.
Beel: Is... the door locked?
Mc: No, it isn't.
Beel: I open the door.
Mc: You do so. Inside is one small treasure chest!
Asmo: I seduce the treasure chest.
Mc: No!!!
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Omg he's so cute 🥺
But also so seductive 😩
Until my hole remembers the fu@!%*& shape 🥺
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MC: *wiggling a test in front of Lucifer's face* fuck you!
Lucifer: I see you passed
MC: Damn right I did! And you said I couldn't do it!
Lucifer: *smirking* I know, congrats...
MC: *confused sheep noises*
-later-
MC about to go to sleep: ... OH THAT MOTHERFU-
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