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fantastenby · 39 minutes
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my neighbor is cleaning his leafless walkway with a leaf blower.
If you use the same broom for both outside and in unfinished parts of your living space, that counts as an outdoor broom. An unfinished basement is a wilderness of its own.
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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Not expalining WHY bookburning is bad and WHAT books were targeted has left us with Bookworm uwu girlies treating any art project or act involving destorying/modifying any random ass mass printed novel as if it was a crime against humanity
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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me when the human character loses their humanity while the non human character gains humanity
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they’ve only been consuming content made for teenagers
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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We need to start handing out grade school-level worksheets on feminism and transmisogyny to TMEs on this site. It feels like nobody but trans women here fucking understand how awful shit is and it results in absolutely braindead takes like "excluding men is TERF-y" or "misandry is real".
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fantastenby · 2 hours
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we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"
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we need to destroy the "dark academia"/"light academia" binary by creating "normal academia" which involves doing schoolwork occasionally and wearing sweatpants and a t shirt in a normally lit room
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