Scott, as we all know, is a massive fanboy of Captain America.
So of course, as fanboys do, he’s noticed the meaningful long glances and the secret touches and the not so secret smiles and Scott thinks it’s ADORABLE and AMAZING that Captain America has a boyfriend. And not only that! They fought Nazis together! And Captain America took down Hydra for him! And went up against 117 nations for him! And they also look absolutely stunning together! If that’s not relationship goals what is!
So every time Scott sees Bucky he’s like: 🥹🤩🥰 Mr Barnes! Wow! You’re looking gorgeous today! As always! I’m so happy to see you! 💕💕💕
While being completely oblivious to the fact that Steve, flummoxed and annoyed by why this guy flirts openly with Bucky in front of him all the time, is scheming to kick him from the team.
Dick: *waving a letter around* Thanks to you two, Santa isn't going to visit the manor this year!
Jason: *hand on chest hurt expressions*
Damian: So I've been building traps for nothing?
Jason: Wait, he wrote back to you?
Dick: I'll have you know I write letters to Santa all throughout the year and not to ask for presents.
Jason: Of course you do.
Bruce: Hurry up you two, these traps aren't going to build themselves!
Dick: Et tu Bruce? He's not coming this year.
Damian: Exactly what I would say if I wanted the enemy to stop building defences.
Jason: Good point!
Damian: You're so gullible, Grayson.
Bruce: I've finished the great room! Let's tackle the library next!
Dick: I'm writing to Santa to warn him!
Jason: ...of course you are.
Damian: Foreknowledge won't save him!
Bruce: I don't trust Santa Claus.
Dick: *sighs* At least they're spending time together.