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literally had to pause my first bg3 playthrough to start a second as gale where I romanced astarion bc I learned you couldnt go down both routes at the same time and I'm genuinely so Not Normal about those two I couldn't wait to do one at a time. and now im here in hell nice to meet all you fellow gale/asty girlies (gender neutral) who are also refreshing their ao3 tag
Welcome to bloodweave hell, friend! We have angst and sass, pull up a seat
Don't worry I'm right there with you on the Not Normal train because I've been contemplating much the same thing! I want to do a Gale>Astarion playthrough and an Astarion>Gale playthrough and make all the same choices I possibly can in both to weave(heh) together a complete story for them.
Twice the romance! Twice the Hurt/Comfort!
honestly who needs normal anyway. I've got a wizard and a vampire.
#bg3#bloodweave#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#asks#lil-fucking-bird-prince#i love this fandom y'all are so much fun
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I really love @gloomy-prince ‘s trans Eddie comic so so so so fucking much. ITS SOOOO SOO well crafted and wholesome and always makes me smile or like gasp in some way everytime it updates
SOOOO I drew a lil fanart of the AU with Richie being silly right after the haircut because FUCK I love to imagine how supportive and cute all the losers would be with eddie, esp richie.... MY HEARTTTTTT !!!
ALT TEXT: a drawing of trans eddie with his hair short, having just been cut by richie. richie is behind him holding two strands of cut hair above his lip as if it is a mustache. he is smiling wide and saying “HOI. OIM MISTAH EDWARD K!!” while eddie rolls his eyes playfully and tries not to smile.
also. READ MORE FOR A BONUS COMIC BUT BE WARNED MY COMIC SKILLS ARE LACKING
stan has to do it all himself in the end, as was richie’s intention XDDD
ALT TEXT: a 6 panel comic. In the first panel, richie and eddie are laying in the hammock, with eddie reading a comic book and richie just relaxing. In the second panel, there are “huffs” and “hrks” that are heard by richie. He looks over. In the third panel, stan is carrying a big box that says “bird books” and also a grocery bag. He looks tired. He says, “can one of you lazy fucks help me?” In the fourth panel, richie smiles and looks at stan. He says “You heard em eds, use them big man musk-les!” Eddie glances up from his book. In the fifth panel, eddie angrily throws his comic book at richie and says, “JUST BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT IM A DUDE DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME ALL THE WORK, ASSHOLE!”. Richie goes, “LMAOOO”. In the sixth and final panel, Stan is still carrying his stuff and he looks annoyed as all hell. He’s squinting angrily. Meanwhile, richie and eddie argue off screen through speech bubbles. “well idk I think it does!” “it does NOT!” “I mean... look, you’re strong enough!” “It’s NOT ABOUT being STRONG!”
#IT#it movie#it 2017#it 2019#eddie kaspbrak#richie tozier#stan uris#stanley uris#it chapter 1#it chapter 2#trans eddie au#my art#ok so anyways this au is like rotting my brain#because its so real#also its just so fucking cute. and cathartic to imagine#im so sorry my handwriting is atrocious#FUCK#i just love imagining the different ANNOYING but WHOLESOME ways richie would affirm eddies gender#we love these two#reddie#but fr gloomy your au is fucking seratoninc fuel chefs KISS
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I just notice most of my writings I make a reader that can cook due to self insert... so now I'm doing the opposite-
Hcs that you can't cook and what would they do...
Can't cook as well so you both are screwed. The end.
Jokes apart, man really can't cook for the life of his.
He does know how to use a oven, he does know some recipes... but does he actually cook? Naim.
Is terrible even.
I don't even doubt he can burn water.
Poor bird tried so many times to make something for you or him but it's just never ends up right so he just gives up with a pouty face and goes to munch on some KFC :(
Much like you do.
So basically how the heck you guys live? Well, Keigo has a shit ton of money, so you guys can go out plenty of times or order a take out.
But alas, neither of you always want bought food because neither of you are made of money.
So Hawks being Hawks gladly will annoy ask Endeavour-san or Tokayami to for some leftovers.
Yes. Yes he asks food from a freacking teenager.
Enji truly is pissed at both of you.
If you get insecure over this he just smiles at you and assures is no big deal.
"We can always have our favorite foods delivered dove. Besides, cooking is not my talent either, so don't worry, you are great at everything you do anyway."
Man is so cute, he supports you muchhhh
But if you want to learn he will go all out to be your personal cheerleader.
Might tear up at the first dish you make him.
Screw if it's bad or not he is swallowing the whole thing down.
He won't regret it. Even if it ends up having to spend all the afternoon on the toilet.
Pls call a ambulance if he starts to throw up-
Not so screwed.
Man can do the bare minimum
Like... instant noodles and hamburger steak.
He is not much on complicated dishes, he fears he might screw up and didn't even tried once. For both disinterest and fear of messing up.
If he catches you putting yourself down due to this, he will put aside everything he was doing, grab your hand, yank you to the bedroom and assure you are great... and also you are so fucked... literally.
Yeah, do what you can with this information.
Man couldn't care less iff you are the masterchef or burn pasta, he will love you either way.
Besides, you are luck if you don't cook for him honestly.
Man is such a picky eater that if he ends up with someone that does cook he will give them headaches.
A nightmare to decide what to eat.
Despite hating fish, he will absolutely go out of his way to make a Italian pasta with tuna if you do like fish.
Aaaww <3 look at the loveable sociopath being a good boyfriend
Kurogiri.
That's it. That's the hc.
Kurogiri is your life saver. You're in good hands, man is good at making food.
HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL FIGHT ME
Hari doesn't care honestly.
He can cook for both of you.
Sweet dependable man ❤
Dude knows how to make a full course meal out of only 4 ingredients.
Put him on masterchef
He reassures you all day that is fine if you can't or don't want to cook since for him is not all that big of a deal.
The only thing he wants you to do, if you want to help him, is that you pass the ingredients or just crack the eggs
Cue him laughing like a hyena when you accidentally drop the eggshell on the bowl but not the actual egg.
Listen, even if you end uo ruining a recipe this dude will laugh. Not at you, but at the situation.
Because to him, is a fond memory he can look back at on his worst days to make him smile.
SOMEONE MARRY THIS MAN HE DESERVES IT-
Oh he is such a bitch about this-
Man knows how to cook some basics dishes and rarely a more sophisticated one but... he simply doesn't want to.
Is too 💫messy💫 for the pretty prince 🤴
He won't actually order or obligate you to cook for him since he is better than that I hope but do expect some sarcastic remarks that even Mimic could do an omelet.
I want to slap him for this shit-
The moment you bring up his disdain for kitchen messes and dirty dishes he will shut up pretty quickly with a scoff.
Arrogant lil sh-
So, either his subordinates make the dishes for you guys(i recommend chrono again), or he takes you out on a restaurant that he trusts.
Let's forget he is bankrupt for just a sec, pops will end up crying about the bill of the restaurant later
But there is this RARE situations where he will do something to impress you.
Man made Unagi for you. Show some respect.
And to your surprise it actually taste good!
Don't tell him though. We are sick of his God like syndrome.
And also, don't expect too much of this... as I said, is really rare that he would do something like that. He doesn't like to get his hands DIRTY
#hawks x reader#takami keigo x reader#dabi x reader#touya todoroki x reader#chrono x reader#kurono hari x reader#i wont even put shigaraki x reader for this one#overhaul x reader#chisaki kai x reader#bnha villains#bnha villains x reader#bnha x reader#zuffer writings#keigo takami x reader#todoroki touya x reader#kai chisaki x reader
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Mammon headcanons :)
A/N: celestial prince!Mammon + crow!Mammon and incubus!mammon are included. Btw all the Mammon's are dating their versions of diavolo, Barbatos, Mephistopheles, and solomon
Mammon
He pulls pranks on people whenever the opportunity is given
He copes with his trauma, stress, depression, anxiety, and other negative feelings by age regressing. His little age is 5 - 10.(back off u perverts)
Ha has ADHD(just like me frfr)
His favourite brother used to be Satan but after he became like the others he decided 'no' and no longer has a favourite.
He is the most motherly out of the 7 brothers, even mothering Lucifer at points.
He forgets mc exists
He's Luke's favourite demon.
My guy is trans and uses he/raven/tweet/pup pronouns (Tho he is preferred. These also apply to the other mammons)
My guys got titties and thighs that epically end lives
Bottom
Prince!Mammon
He is always has been and always will be ammerie's(god's) favourite son
Is titties are extra powerful 😘😘😘😘
Likes to be called prince when with the other Mammon's
Gets into fights with Lucifer and wins
His mother mode is extra powerful especially around luke
Micheal is his favourite brother
When his greed acts up, it acts up BAD. To the point he'll go on several stealing sprees than the others, then blank out for 2 weeks before coming back to his senses and having a breakdown
His sin and virtue are constantly at war with eachother. Luckily his virtue wins most of the time.
Often sleeps with a stuffed crow
Ponders the meaning of life a lil too much
He sometimes sleeps in either Ammerie or Michael's bed after a nightmare
Mainly lives in the celestial realm
Crow!Mammon
Is the villain!version of prince!Mammon
His brothers led him to his death and he hates 5 of them with a burning passion
Levi is his favourite brother but he has trouble trusting him
Is soul bound to Michal(lilith)
My guy gets a new crow every time he kills someone wether it be a human angel or demon. Of you die by his hand ur his crow child now
He hates Lucifer with a burning passion
Was dead for like 700 years got revived then ended up killing mc on accident
Happily embraces his stealing like no tomorrow and gets away with it
Planning to kill his brothers 😍
My guy owns every crow raven and magpie in all 3 realms and Any other universes that exist. Basically the bird god of u will
His crows do not allow him to get sleep so he's tired 24/7
His thighs are so juicy my god he can easily crush u with them 😍😍😍
Good at that glock glock 9000
Incubus!Mammon
He is the 5th born instead of Asmo and is also the avatar of lust
He's the most horny mammon there is.
Used to be a porn star
Barbatos, diavolo, and Mephistopheles are his sugar daddies 😍😍😍😘😘😘
Often sneaks out at night to see one of his bfs because Lucifer and the others are too protective
His titties and thighs basically out do the other Mammon's 10 fold
Constantly goes running to diavolo when he wants to get his way after Lucifer grounds him
Litterally isn't allowed to leave the home without one of he brothers to accompany him
Are you an asshole to him? Cool he just fucked you, your mom, you dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend. Basically he's a who-
Actually loves to cuddle and shows his love through touch, his very blatant when it comes to public displays of affection both platonic and romantic
Still kicks people's ass 😍
Uses his charms to get whatever he wants
Better than asmo 😍😍😍😍😍
A/n: some of these are jokes, guess which ones 🙂
#obey me mammon#om! mammon#the great mammon#obey me#fuck lucifer#l lucifer#barbatos x mammon#mammon centric#om! diavolo#mammon x diavolo#diavolo x mammon#mammon x barbatos#obey me mephistopheles#mephistopheles x mammon#diamon#barbmon#mephimam#they're idiots your honor#they're gay your honor#bottom mammon#mammon x solomon
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Chris watches Howl’s Moving Castle for the first time
* Another one I’ve heard mentioned a lot and know nothing about
* HOLY SHIT GIANT MOVING CASTLE?? idk what I was expecting
* Oh, so Howl’s a bad guy?? omg is he a werewolf I s2g if he’s a werewolf named howl…
* Claiming Sophie on behalf of the Trans Community
* Oh no is that him why is he dressed like some anime guy, he reminds me of the beast in beauty and the beast after he turns human. Is this a beauty and the beast adaptation??
* Don’t let him seduce u Sophie be strong!!!
* I do love the wild fantasy elements of all of these movies, and this one feels like it’s gonna do some worldbuilding. Into it.
* What is with these movies and creepy old ladies?
* NO THATS SOPHIE WTF
* I do think maybe I have a weird phobia of old people? Wild way to find out
* Jesus Christ I just know that scarecrow is alive
* Oh maybe not
* JESUS
* Aw he’s so sweet
* This studio loves to animate flying things and old ladies. But hey, this is the first one I’ve seen that doesn’t start with someone moving somewhere new, so we’ve got that going for us
* Lmao the scarecrow did bring her a house
* This castle freaks me tf out and I haven’t even seen inside. Real Baba Yaga energy
* Bye Turnip, what a cutie
* Okay so the fire is a cute lil guy
* Magic door? Into it. So where is she really and why is it so Cottagecore
* “Calcifer said I could come in” “I did not!”
* That bacon looks so good and I don’t even eat bacon
* I love the idea of something being built into a spell to keep you from telling anyone about it
* I love calcifer and I love Sophie’s dynamic with him
* Turnip is back, yay!!
* I bet he’s under a curse too
* I wonder if he’s the missing prince!!
* I could probably paint that lake
* DONT LIKE THE WEIRD FLYING HOWL BIRD WTF
* I’m really intrigued by him as a character though
* omg that’s Christian bales voice as howl lmao no wonder these dubs are so uncharacteristically good
* omg I’m looking at the English cast kw this SLAPS
* goddamn am I having gay thoughts about a weird anime guy noooo
* I’m crying why does howl have to be such an ugly dog
* how does the Lauren Bacall witch fit in that little carriage thing if she’s so huge, I swear this is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long timd
* ok but I still don’t really get why Sophie had the spell cast on her in the first place, she wasn’t bothering nobody before
* I’ve gotten some antisemitic vibes from characters in other ghibli movies so far and I’m not a huge fan of the fatphobia with the villain, I just gotta say
* Lmao the dog isn’t even howl?
* wait why tf does the castle have a mouth
* why is the bad witch tagging along dump her ass
* So Sophie is young when she sleeps? I don’t get that
* Ok…. So she’s just…. Young again?
* Creepy?? Toy cave??
* Wtf why are these movies so confusing
* I might be imagining it but Sophie does seem to be gradually getting younger
* I love how gung-ho Howl is about his family and his house. Love that in a man.
* Found family themes just Get Me, u know?
* On one hand I don’t Get What’s Happening with the war, but also… I Get this movie
* Also still don’t get the aging and de-aging and I’m not sure if it’s only supposed to be metaphorical or what
* So… why did he eat her hair??
* I gotta say that I love that the only sound the ugly dog makes is us a dry cough
* Maybe the dog is called heen bc he has chicken feet and heen is like hen
* DONT EAT THAT GLOWING ORB HOWL
* yeah I have no idea what the fuck is going on right now
* Wtf howl is just… right there?
* Why was his heart even gone in the first place? Seems like he had it the whole time anyway. Did he know calcifer had it? Like I really don’t get any of that
* TURNIP IS THE PRINCE I CALLED IT
* Lol why is Sophie his true love
* And now they’re just gonna end the war???
Okay that was definitely more fun than any of the other ones I’ve seen so far. CONFUSING AS FUCK like I don’t get it at all but it was really fun. Really funny, with GREAT characters, and I was loved Billy Crystal Fire Guy, so glad I happened to watch the dub.
Also I can’t explain it, but this one is just For The Gays
I’ll watch Princess Mononoke next
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Maybe you've done it already and I missed it, but what would Gabriel's two-week-notice look like in the Ultradanse AU?
This has nothing to do with any other comments you have made about feral Gabriel or any other desire to see how he changes from The Gilded Nightingale to The Nightingale.
:3c. OOOHH. WELL
ive been really trying to think about that hard, since comparing the characters to those in fairytales and ballets tended to skew the story a bit.
and uh... my descriptions wont be the best.. im not the best at explaining things in ballet terms moreso just based on my perception of the art form and what i see in it through my eyes.
also im gonna go off of the concept that ultradanse is almost like a stage performance, a show
the most i can do to describe how it looks is to compare it to my vision for the first encounter with Odile/V1... because of the way i designed his lil costume he has a sort of princely look, and even though hes yknow. out to kill V1 because V1 traversed past his warnings, his dancing with V1 then is much more... poised. it might feel a bit distant, maybe it might even seem like hes unsatisfied doing it, as at the time there is no personal connection with V1, no love nor hatred. its not romantic, hardly so. i dont know if this is a good example, but i was thinking abt Prince Siegfried's dancing in Waltz: Tempo di valse...
once V1 is pretty much responsible for his 2-week notice, i like to think Nightingale/Gabriel starts to match V1's high energy, his grace is kinda going out the window... itd be much more intense. if its a pas de deux hes probably getting his fucking hands all over them like hes about to tear them apart. hes abandoning that princely facade. i feel like though in the second half a pas de deux between them would make them slow their pace. now that both of them are dancing together and able to match intensity, it starts to slow down into something more... romantic? yeah :3 i like to think this, this is where any romantic tension starts
now about how he changes from the gilded nightingale to the nightingale. you see... after their second encounter, Gabriel is convinced hes going to die, after all thats what he was told. once he returns from heaven, he seeks out V1 to ask of one final request. he doesn't want to die lonely, and asks V1 to dance with him until the final hour runs out. V1 has no reason to accept his request, other than something pulling at it do so and the possibility it could take a little bit more blood before he's gone. dancing together, progressively Gabriel becomes weaker and weaker.
i REALLY wanted to keep this secret for a scene i wanted to draw but honeeesttlyyyy i dont think its too bad if i share it. after all, im not sharing V1's feelings here. im sharing Gabriel's :3
i had this whole.. plan
my thing abt pas de deuxs is that. i like to find symbolism in the fact that traditionally, the male dancer is supposed to support the ballerina to be able to perform moves she typically wouldnt be able to on her own without someone holding her.
towards the end of their dance, V1 switches positions to hold and uplift Gabriel instead, who has this entire time been in the place of the male dancer. in his approaching final moments V1 lays him down on the ground. he's hardly moving, and V1 holds onto him, finding itself not wanting him to just... disappear.
now im still figuring out HOW i want this to work. but i thought abt V1 in desperation, grasping onto the sides of his helmet and ripping his helmet in half being the symbolic thing that sets him free. the thing about the gilded nightingale, is that the armor is the bird's cage. Gabriel's design in this AU only really has the helmet and no other armor, so it just... makes sense to me. this is what sets him free. how the transformation works though? i am.. still thinking about it. you might need to give me a bit to think about that
#im trying not to make that transformation magical girl esque LMAO BUT ITS SO HARD NOT TOOOOO#.txt#ask#sorry for rambling meoww#ultradanse au#crazy? i was crazy once#im considering redesigning ultradanse gabe a little again im not sure why
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Woo, okay. So we are looking at The Villain's Contract family, the other winner of this poll right here. Quickest lil summary:
Anna finds herself in "I'll Become the Scheming Consort!", which, while definitely an otome isekai with lots of romance with a prince, is definitely a cutthroat political drama with life-or-death stakes. So she runs the fuck away. However: while living her dubiously peaceful life away from the plot, she runs into a deserting soldier. He begs her to pretend to be his sister. Why? Because he very much wants to stay away from the imperial palace and having a whole separate identity complete with a family gives him some plausible deniability about the fact that he is a deserting soldier. By the way, he's the bastard son of the emperor.
Some character notes:
Fen: the illegitimate daughter of a duke, who was taken in as a maid after her mother died. Sent to the imperial palace after her older half-sister married one of the very, very many princes in competition for the throne to serve said sister, and did so loyally. She ended up dying for it as cannon fodder.
Fenestra: the true OG FL of "I'll Become the Scheming Consort!", who found herself in Fen's body. In an attempt to not die like Fen, she ended up earning the favor and interest of another imperial prince, and due to some very rapid plot escalation, 1) became his consort, taking on the name 'Fenestra' since 'Fen' was considered too plebeian 2) learned magic (and was actually very good at it) 3) ended up scheming to make sure he ended up on the throne. The number of times she's almost died is too much to count.
Anna: Protagonist #1. The new transmigrator occupying Fen's body, who ran away right after her mother died and before any message could be sent to the duke, and is thus utterly disconnected to the plot. Anna was her actual name, she figured she might as well use it because she's running away from being Fen. Ended up in a little town/village in the middle of nowhere due to some political unrest, and is doing her best to live happily there. Would probably like to have a cherry farm some day, but her area is not the best for cherries. She's trying to learn some magic to make it work. Her success is dubious.
Mazeris: one of the villains in "I'll Become the Scheming Consort!". The feared oldest son of the Emperor, and one of his bastard children. Was sent away as a child to the borders of the realm to fight against beasts, invaders, etc, and became very good at it. Grew up to be a hollow puppet of a man who was more military resource than person, ordered around by his siblings. Often derogatorily called the the imperial attack dog, or 'that fucker in a mask' --- he has been consistently masked since he hit puberty, due to his incredibly strong resemblance to the emperor. There are rumors about his face, and thus, rumors about his parentage, but none are confirmed. It's questionable as to whether or not the Emperor knows about him -- he should, but has there been any clear indication? No. Fenestra has, at some point, schemed to control him. He has almost killed her like... a lot.
Jackdaw: Protagonist #2. The new transmigrator occupying Mazeris's body, who never actually figured out the original body's name and took the opportunity to use a cool bird name. Definitely actually did some fighting against invaders, beasts, etc, though not the full stint of the original, and, for his service, is getting called back to the capital for some kind of imperial recognition. This is the part of the plot where he has decided he would like to nope out, thank you. What would he like to do after that? Unclear! He'll figure it out later! By the way, it is super obvious he is a transmigrator because nobody else fucking talks like him. Boy does not bother to hide his modern vocabulary at all, and Anna figures it out within five minutes of meeting him.
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Cinderella AU Childe x Reader
This is a lil rushed but idgaf 🤪
Ever since your mother died all hell as broke loose in the Ragvindr household. Your father; Diluc introduced you to some woman you’ve never seen before claiming she was your new step mom. The woman; Donna had two girl around the same age as you but what you didn’t know was that they were the most spoiled, entitled, manipulative, and narcissistic girls you’ve ever met. Your father had to go away on a business trip leaving you and the three women alone. The two sisters instantly begun to boss you around and take over your room and destroying your things they expected you to cry and do nothing of it but boy were they wrong. You threw the most dramatic temper tantrum you could muster up making the girls scurry away into the guest bedrooms. A month has passed now and you’ve dealt with the the three burdens but today was going to be different you were going to go to the ball the prince was hosting tonight. You woke up to one of your mouse friends nipping at your finger “well good morning to you dear” you smiled as a bird landing in the window sill with a letter. It read:
Good morning to all subjects of Fontain Prince Ajax will be hosting a ball tonight to find a bride. So put on your best dress and come see if you have a chance!
“A ball huh? Well I guess it’s about time I get out the house” you sighed remembering your mother “oh how I really miss you mama” you said softly as a tear rolled down your eye “okay there’s no time for crying I have to go take this letter too Donna” you thought to yourself as you opened the door and headed downstairs. “Miss! There’s a letter” you said as you handed he the letter “a ball huh well it’s obvious one of my beautiful daughter will catch his eye” she chuckled mischievously “alright go get to work.” She ordered and you nodded and scurried away. Donna was an overall okay woman despite her attitude I believe that she cares for me or she could be just trying to get in my good side so my father will marry her.
It was around 5pm and the ball was about to begin. “And what do you think your doing?” Tiffany said as she ripped apart of my dress “hey! What the fuck is your problem?” I screamed “are you trying to outshine me? Besides your a MAID you won’t even catch the prince’s attention” she snickered “I don’t want his attention I’m just going for the food and drinks and to get a break from YOU!” “Tiffany the ball is starting hurry up!”
After those three goblins leave your left alone with your mothers town up dress crying by your fountain. “Why must you cry my dear?” said a soft voice coming from behind you “*sniff* my dress it’s all ruined and I won’t be able to go to the ball tonight!” You sobbed “maybe I can help?” The fairy said as she summoned your wand “I am Kimitsuki goddess of the moon but you my child may call me your fairy godmother” she said as she waved her wand towards you with streams of water flowing around you. You spun with the movements of the water around you and soon your mothers dress turned into a beautiful blue ball gown. “Oh it’s wonderful!” You squealed as you hugged Kimitsuki
Once you reached the ball you looked around for a snack table. With you finger lightly touching your lips you walked around but as soon as you were about to walk somewhere else someone tapped you on your shoulder. You whipped around and saw none other than the handsome prince Ajax with his hand out. “May I have this dance?~” he smirked you blushed but took his hand nonetheless. People watched the both of you dance throughout the room and you could feel some people glaring at you especially your step siblings. Even tho they didn’t recognize you they were jealous either way “ how about we take this somewhere private~” he whispered in your ear “o-okay” you stuttered.
“S-sir! It’s too much a-aah!” “Ajax. Call me Ajax” “Ajax~” you moaned sweetly and that’s what sent him over the edge. “A-ah! Slow down it’s too big! a-ah!” You tried to scream but Ajax cut you off with a kiss “shh you wouldn’t want them to hear how much of a slit you are for me hmm? Or maybe you want them to hear” he chuckled as he drove into you harder and faster. You finally came for your nth time and by now you were crying “don’t cry my love m’ gonna fuck a family into you. do you want that sweet girl?” You always dreamed of having a family and a bunch of mini you’s running around and clinging to your leg. “Yesh please m’ want it so bad” you cried as he shot his last load into you.
“Sweet thing” Ajax mused as he laid your limp body on top of him “keep it all in for me okay?” He pecked your lips and slowly drifted to sleep.
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Do you have titles for other characters or is it only babygirl for Kazuha?
Kaeya - my one and only, main genshin blorbo. Hits all of my preferences. he has mistplitter while Ayaka is on blackliff, I got 5 his cons from standard without whaling while Lisa and Amber are both C1, bc what we have is special
Ningguang – my self-projection, I think she's hot, sure, but I mostly sympathize with her. Ofc, I’m not rich, but I also started from selling fast food to managing position. And she’s misunderstood as being too cold and menacing when she’s actually well-meaning. She also loves thinking up systems, is a tabletop nerd and regularly tells ppl to submit.
Kazuha - babygirl. the cutest, an absolute sunshine, deserves the world. my only limited 5 star with C2. i'm thinking of getting him freedom sworn, but tbh it highkey clashes with him and he's a weapon of mass destruction on 4 star swords rn, so idk
Beidou - gurrrrrrrrl women want her aquatic monsters fear her, who doesn't think Beidou is hot
Itto - babyboy. Sweet baby angel. should be the next geo archon.
Candace - wife material
Ayato - spoiled brat (affectionate)
Dehya - I'm getting this buff butch catgirl on release even if she's bad lmao
Thoma - best malewife, despite being fucked over by hoyo and underappreciated by fandom
Xiao - poorest littlest mew mew and the angry bird
Signora - Queen. Deserved better. They couldn't redeem her, because she was right, so they had to kill her. At least she went out proud and unbroken, untouched by woobification
Heizou - kitten. eager, hyperactive, needy and affectionate, playful and mischievous, can be a little awkward and exhausting sometimes, but he's too cute to actually get mad at him
Zhongli - I only think Zhongli is hot as a young himbo dragon lmao
Jean has like v interesting blend of dualities that isn’t loud or immediately obvious, she is the lady AND the knight, she is perfectly poised AND a little socially awkward, she’s elegant and fresh like a breeze AND perpetually tired, and so on. i like kind characters who might be quiet, but complex in unexpected ways
Albedo - little prince
Dainsleif - angsty, stoic and repressed are usually not my type, but he's very hot in "doomed by the narrative from the start" way. And also all Khaenri'ah men just have certain je ne sais quoi about them, that country only made hot ppl.
Enjou - unhinged librarian. masochist and is into dark arts, what's not to love. His and Lumine's rivalry is doing it for me in a way Childe can't
honorary mentions for people I'm not attracted to, but very fond of:
Yanfei - best girl
Hu Tao - girlboss gatekeep gaslight, best troll
Nahida - my sweet rogue AI child. deserves to go apeshit and possess ppl a lil bit. as a treat.
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Casting My Opinions Into The Void: d20′s Neverafter ep 1+2
this is the first d20 campaign im going to be following live and i am excited enough to do a lil post each week or so about it. mostly bc recycling and adapting and retelling and retranslating old stories that “everyone knows” is my whole shit. like i got a degree in the study of ancient greek and roman civilization (classics). my whole thing is reading old myths and plays that “everyone knows” how they go and seeing what each author/translator brings to the table.
anyway i watched episodes 1 n 2 and i am excited and my observations are below
(like if you were really into the Sisters Grimm series as a kid and are similarly excited for this lol the modernized fairytale characters in that series are literally called “Everafters” and its because it’s really good shorthand for the audience. i see you brennan i see you)
normally ppl who do the whole ‘dark/horror/thriller fairytale’ thing fuck it up bc they think it’s about the shock value, or about seeing how nasty you can get with it, so I usually avoid them, but after bingewatching a kadrillion d20 campaigns, I trust brennan to do it right. you have to find the core value/crux of what is horrifying about the story and tease it out, and play with the symbolism and icons of the original story to reflect that. and brennan fuckin delivered.
ep 1
folks, give a hand to the people who put detailed yet non-spoilery content warnings in the description. tbh dropout shows are setting the standard for sensitivity and inclusion in media. it’s so lovely to see a show w content warnings or pronouns put up onscreen and it just not be addressed. i am forever spoiled for any other kind of media tbh
at some point in the past, brennan found out he could make a really good realistic choking/gagging noise, and he has used it in every campaign since.
i appreciate the ‘scare off the meek early’ approach of it all.
th. the briars. the concept. the dead princes - UGH good backstory yall
i very much like the idea of becoming a ranger out of necessity, and because plants obey you on account of that whole feeding-on-your-blood thing
puss in boots using ‘pib’ as a nickname instead. of ‘puss’ or ‘boots’ - inspired
also zac is using his ‘smart little shit’ voice like he did w lapin and i am v excited.
look ill say it - the little red hen did nothing wrong and thats on that. i read that one when i was very little, it was on electric company or sesame st or between the lions, and i’ve always liked it.
so......anyone see how mother goose’s husband has the last name hubbard? like old mother hubbard lol
also there really is a Jack in so many stories, i’m glad we’re addressing this. little shit gets up to so much trouble
it feels like I have seen so many tired rewritings of little red riding hood, even though I can’t think of any off the top of my head. it’s usually a sort of surface-deep ‘girl power!’ situation. i’ve never seen one like this. i LOVE it. it was terrifying. the fact that we all just sort of accept ‘barbarian’ as a normal dnd class is kind of wild tbh, i like exploring that rage and its source.
Ep 2
saying the actual nursery rhyme in the context of being the nursery rhyme is so powerful. i fully didn’t understand what was happening to nat king cole (v powerful) until he was gone.
also, herr drosselmeyer - fantastic get. you have to talk about the sugar plum fairy at some point and they already went in hard on her in acoc so i love that they were like you know what, it’s weird uncle time.
(context: herr drosselmeyer is clara’s eccentric uncle with a bunch of automatons and he gives her the nutcracker)
also every production ive seen has his drip immaculate.
my gender is this man’s cloak
Murph is the fucking ball again
“Please tell me how you’re a monster too so I don’t feel so alone” - Jesus Christ Emily Axford
Almost getting distracted by a bird instead of picking up v obvious plot hooks: pt 2
cinderella.......dude
Brennan really looked at K’s finale scene from mismag and went “how DID the mice get lithium?”
The POV of the mice - simplifying it makes it sound ridiculous, but if you really dig into the idea of the mice as sentient beings it’s horrifying.
Dude the symbolism…stepmother eating her kids bc they were always either a tool or an obstacle to her, of course they would be a sacrifice to her hunger for power.
i’ve always liked endings that have the stepsisters reconciling w cinderella bc in the end they were also victims of abuse and it wasn’t the same or the same degree of abuse as cinderella but they were still constantly on thin ice
can you tell that i rewatched d20 live recently and sobbed at adaine and aelwyn’s ending?
Cinderella stabbing the fairy godmother with the broken heel of the shoe that symbolizes both the ending she was meant for and the life that she was forced into. Turning that into glass armor. dude.
The pumpkin carriage rotting bc the fairy godmother is trying to make the happily ever after stay exactly how it is forever but nature decays and time passes and she can’t acknowledge that without realizing both that her role is in the story is over and not only does cinderella not need her anymore, cinderella doesn’t want her anymore, and maybe never wanted her in the first place.
When puss in boots was asked what he wanted in life and he just said ‘to be comfortable’ #relatable like I know all this is gonna end with him realizing the value of love and friendship over material goods and I 100% agree with that but i feel like this goal or some variation of it are v common today and not often addressed in stories like this
Pinocchio swearing - 10/10. Also how the fuck is Lou doing a Pinocchio voice that perfectly straddles the line between hilarious and annoying. It’s ridiculous enough to always be funny, but sustainable and varied enough that it doesn’t grate on you.
i think we’re getting into “all the princesses in all the stories are all sisters” territory and i for one am THRILLED
"mirror, mirror.......leaned up against the wall”
we learn in this adventuring party that the OG concept for lou’s pinocchio is that he snapped off his nose so he would be able to lie, which is AMAZING. i fully did not put that together.
i am v excited for this battle, and v terrified.
#d20#d20 spoilers#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#spoilers#original post#my Opinions
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I have no one else to scream over the new ambrosia chapter with so I'm just leaving this ask here because like. yeah that. yeah. that was sure a chapter. a very chaptery chapter. a chapter of all time you could say. astarion and gale sure did make me feel, uh, some feelingy feelings
Oh. My gosh.
The chapter of all time indeed.
I read it last night before bed and that sure was a choice to make because did I sleep? Could I sleep after all of *waves hands* that??
My brain is just. Brrrrrrr.
The descriptions: incredible. The feelings: so many. My head: empty. This fic is So Good.
Bloodweave friends if somehow you haven't read Ambrosia yet, do yourself a favour. Go. It's got me on the edge of my seat I am loving it. Give us more people to scream at!
#lil-fucking-bird-prince#ask#seriously i got the email it was updated and RAN to ao3#what a gift#what a joy#you can always scream with me i love screaminnnng skdjshshdjdhd#bg3#bloodweave#fic rec#technically
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Plumage
Fandom: Helluva Boss
Characters: Stolas, Blitz
Ship: Stolas/Blitz
A/N: just a lil something fluffy - pun intended. Inspired by/based on this art done by L0minus on twitter!
Summary: Playing with transformation magic yields some… interesting results.
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“So… What else can that fancy book of yours do, anyway?” Blitz asks and the question momentarily catches Stolas off guard. Though the imp had made his interest in the book itself more than obvious, Stolas can’t truly recall a time when he’d inquired about his magic.
“Oh! Are you interested in seeing more magic?” Stolas replies, already beckoning his grimoire over to the two of them.
Blitz plays off any intrigue or excitement by shrugging one shoulder. “Yeah, I guess. Who knows, maybe whatever’s in there will come in handy one of these days.”
Stolas smiles knowingly at Blitz, taking the grimoire into his hands. “There are plenty of spells in my grimoire I could show you. Some I’ve even yet to try,” he says, and he notices the slight shift in Blitz’s expression just before he drops his gaze to the book. The way Blitz’s mouth twitches in an almost-smile makes Stolas all the more eager to find something he can show off.
“Ah!” Stolas gasps, tapping decidedly at the page he’s landed on. “I think I’ve found something interesting.”
If Blitz catches on to the mischievous and playful tone in his voice, he doesn’t let on.
“Alright, then. Let’s see it, nerd.”
“As you wish, Blitzy,” Stolas says while magic, deep purple and opalescent, collects and swirls around his fingers. A flick of his wrist sends the spell toward Blitz, and the change is instantaneous. There’s a small puff of purple smoke, and when it clears Blitz finds himself changed into a demon’s form, not unlike Stolas’ breed.
His surprised gasp leaves him as more of a squawk, and Stolas giggles before taking a step closer, at the same time leaving the grimoire to float on its own.
“Holy shit,” Blitz comments while looking his new self over as best he can. He touches his face, then runs his hands over the long, thick feathers that now take the place of his horns. He cranes his neck to peer over his shoulder, shoving his coat aside to get a better look at his new tail.
“How does it feel, darling?” Stolas asks, leaning down to inspect the new body as well. He can feel himself already flushed with pride and excitement, and he does little to hide it as he drinks in every little detail.
“A little weird,” Blitz admits, momentarily distracted by his hands and his new talons. “Not in a bad way, though.” He looks up, and barely manages to stifle a gasp when he realizes just how close Stolas has come.
“Would you mind terribly if I showed you some… new features that come with this body?” Stolas asks, playful and eager.
Blitz hesitates for a second. “I guess not. Show me what this thing can do—ah!”
“Come here,” Stolas says, after he’s already caught and wrapped Blitz up in his arms. This embrace is tighter than Stolas’ usual hugs, and Blitz wriggles until he finds a somewhat comfortable position in the bigger demon’s grip.
“Oh. Well, fuck. You really like this bird body, don’t you?” Blitz asks, clearing his throat as he looks up at Stolas, his chin resting comfortably against the other’s chest.
“Your form doesn’t matter,” Stolas assures him, “I like you.”
And with that, the prince leans down and nuzzles at Blitz’s cheek for a moment, then moves upward just so. He uses his beak to gently scrape against Blitz’s scalp before moving along the base of select feathers.
“Checking for ticks or some shit?” Blitz jokes but allows Stolas to continue with his preening.
“Just… styling your new feathers,” Stolas murmurs against him before returning to work with Blitz’s feathers. Blitz fidgets as best he can in Stolas’ grip just a little more before resigning to his fate, allowing himself to relax and enjoy not only these new sensations but the hug as well.
Over the course of the next few minutes, Stolas moves carefully across Blitz’s scalp. The longer this goes on, the warmer Blitz is beginning to feel. The heat starts at his cheeks, but is quick to rush throughout his body, prickling beneath his feathers.
“Okay,” he clears his throat and pats at Stolas’ back, “I think that’s enough. You can let me go now.”
Stolas chuckles softly, and only squeezes Blitz tighter for a moment. His preening doesn’t let up and in fact, it seems to intensify.
“Seriously,” Blitz huffs, wriggling in resistance again. “I’m starting to feel funny, and unless you wanna end up getting fuck—”
He stops speaking as every feather on his body seems to suddenly stand on end. He’s wide-eyed as Stolas finally pulls away and loosens his grip, flushed and giggling.
“Oh!” Blitz huffs as he fixes the prince with a playful scowl. Even he knows he must be hard to take seriously right now, all fluffed up and poofy. “So this is what the fuck you meant. You think you’re so fucking smart, don’t you?”
“I’m sorry!” Stolas apologizes between fits of giggling. “I couldn’t help myself.”
“Oooh, no,” Blitz says, and his scowl gives way to a grin that’s somehow still sharp even without teeth. “You’re not sorry yet, bitch.”
Stolas has no time to prepare himself before the much smaller demon is tackling him to the floor.
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Handsome 2.0
Just a young artist thirsting over people who don't exist lol.
A general warning, I do enjoy horror and suggestive/nsft content and all content like that will have the appropriate warnings.
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Masterlist below - Please be respectful :D
No Title - Izuku Midoriya x GN Reader (TW: angst with comfort, slightly yandere/worshipping vibes??, religious commentary - approx. 700 words)
Dabi brainrot - League meme post (TW: food - less than 100 words)
Domestic Bliss - Shoto Todoroki x GN Reader Crack Fic (TW: Shoto being bad at cooking, fluff/crack, mentions of vomit/throwing up/gagging, Shoto being hopelessly oblivious - approx. 1800 words)
Time Freezing Quirk Theory - what it would be like to be able to freeze time in the mha universe (TW: stealing (money/objects/classified information), murder (slitting throats), psychological confusion caused by quirk-usage, nose bleeding, ear bleeding, eye bleeding, passing out - approx. 500 words)
The Quest for the Furnace - ONLY ON AO3 - canon-divergent parody of JTTW with members of the brotherhood and you :D (TW: dadcaque, tags to be added)
LMK Six Eared Macaque - silly goofy guy headcanons :D (TW: top surgery scars (we luv) - approx. 500 words)
LMK Azure Lion - silly goofy lion headcanons :D (TW: Azure with lion traits supremacy lol - approx. 500 words)
LMK Red Son - silly bull prince headcanons :D (TW: Agender Red Son (WE LOVE HER) - approx. 500 words)
LMK Tang - silly little cicada headcanons :D (TW: Smoking herbs, hoarding - approx. 500 words)
LMK Peng - silly girlypop bird bitch :D (TW: punching children, discussion of insecurity - approx. 500 words)
Liar - You and Peng fight; its not pretty (TW: blood, sharp weapon (spear), physical violence, claws, reader is part dragon, peng and reader fight, reader gets a solid wallop on peng's face - approx. 1000 words)
LMK MK - silly GAY GAY GAY baby monkie man (TW: none - approx. 500 words)
LMK Sun Wukong - silly stinky monkey loser (TW: wukong not bathing lol - approx. 500 words)
Capitano/Assistant brainrot - Capitano and Sassy Assistant GN Reader (TW: princess as a joking nickname (referring to self) - less than 100 words)
SAGAU Winged Creator - Fun lil’ Xiao and Winged Creator brainrot (TW: heights (flying with wings), massage, could be interpreted platonic or romantic, could also be interpreted as suggestive at the end - approx. 400 words)
Scara Drawing + Body hcs - Emo Scara and ‘doll’/body hcs (TW: broken porcelain, electricity/electro, electrocuting ppl, stabbing ppl, - approx. 200 words)
Modern College Scara - Scara being attracted to idiots/you (TW: Scara calling you dumb and stupid - less than 100 words)
SAGAU creator speaking to animals - crack, pure crack and meme shit abt the creator being able to talk to animals and turns out, animals are assholes :| (TW: swearing, animals beating ppl up - approx. 200 words)
‘Wolf Day’ - Shaw pack headcanons/brainrot (TW: wolves - approx. 150 words)
Mate Job headcanons - Shaw Pack’s Mate’s Jobs (TW: cooking food/hospitality industry - approx. 560 words)
D.A.M.N. headcanons - D.A.M.N. squad headcanons (TW: talk of weapons for decorative purposes, drunkingly making out?? - approx 280 words)
Darlin’ brainrot - Shifted Darlin’ brainrot (TW: wolf - less than 100 words)
Magical theory - Fun theories about the applications of magic (TW: brief mention of gold being imbedded into skin (no blood/gore) - approx. 200 words)
Darlin’ craft store - Darlin’ owning a craft store + chaotic vamp fam (TW: none - approx. 100 words)
Darlin’ and Bright Eyes brainrot - most badass duo stg (TW: none - less than 100 words)
Darlin’ and Bright Eyes headcanons - my two faves being friends :D (TW: talk of, and I quote, ‘fucking a bitch up’ - approx. 350 words)
Lasko headcanons - Lasko being a secret hoe (TW: spicy clothes, innuendos? implied sexy times with Gavin (as per usual) - less than 100 words)
Dom Lasko headcanon - small hc about Lasko as a dom :D (TW: lasko’s irresistable sex appeal - approx. 200 words)
D.A.M.N. boy + Imperium AU headcanons - drawings abt how I think the D.A.M.N. boys look/dress like + Imperium AU as well (TW: sexiness, scars from being attacked, failed assassination attempt - approx. 700 words)
Camelopardalis/Freelancer brainrot - Freelancer relentlessly flirting with Cam :D (TW: Cam being easily flustered, Freelancer loving every moment of it - approx. 100 words)
Asset brainrot - Asset being a curious nuisance :)) (TW: none - less than 100 words)
Freelancer Revenge - Freelancer revenge brainrot during the E&E games (TW: Kody, fantastic memes - less than 100 words)
Just Grell - I love Grell sm (TW: amazing, beautiful woman - less than 100 words)
Julian’s route brainrot - brainrotting about the Apprentice, Portia, Asra and Julian’s death (TW: SPOILERS FOR JULIAN’S ROUTE, angst, little to no comfort, death, plague/sickness, incurable disease, not eating/drinking/moving for days, emotionally/mentally breaking down, crying, Apprentice really goes through it - approx. 650 words)
Stanley Parable Theory - stanley parable x presentable liberty thepry (TW: deadly virus, dying to said deadly virus, ghosts, haunting - approx. 250 words)
No Title - Handplates mini fic (TW: forgetting, gaster spoliers ig?? - approx. 150 words)
Underclash - Undertale au idea (TW: gladiator fights, fighting/killing for fun, being forced to fight for your life - approx.
Asbestos theory - Asbestos in the facility and Chell’s life expectancy (TW: Asbestos related disease/cancer/sickness, Portal 2 spoilers? - approx. 250 words)
Your Favourite Human Hosts(TM) - brainrot abt Solomon and MC having a podcast (TW: lucifer’s ass - less than 100 words)
Rich MC Obey me! AU - Obey Me! AU where MC is like RICH rich, featuring; Asmodeus, Mammon and Leviathan (TW: money, BIG money times - approx. 300 words)
Beach Funtimes - unhinged MC, Diavolo and Lucifer :) (TW: mention of Dia's impeccable tiddies, being generally annoying toward Lucifer :), poetic rizz - less than 100 words)
Your Favourite Human Hosts (TM) pt2 - more about MC and Solomon's Morning News Podcast (TW: licking door knobs and that making ppl sick, fist fighting - approx. 250 words)
Too Far From Home - original space alien horror story (TW: space, sci fi? murderous alien/space monster, blood, guts, gore, head wound, stomach wound, excessive use of the word moist and wet and other variations, off screen murder, implied murder at the end, not reader insert - approx. 1600 words)
S.A.P. (Super Abilities Project) - old story idea (TW: being submerged underwater for a long period of time, stressful/life threatening situations, being ‘stretched’ in a experimental/torture scenario, being electrocuted, being experimented on/tortured - approx. 250 words)
Project Control - an old story idea from like, 2017-2018 (TW: science experiments, ‘monster’/not human test subjects, murder of a test subject - approx. 600 words)
Project Control 2 - Test Subject 1 and 3 (TW: wack ass drawings/old art style, ‘monsters/test subjects’ (no gore), disproportionate body parts, ‘inhuman’ appearance. humans being experimented on, a child being suicidal - approx. 250 words)
Project Control 3 - Test Subject 4 (TW: conjoined twins, old art style, ‘monster’/non-human test subject, disproportionate body parts, ‘inhuman’ appearance, humans being experimented on, two humans being ‘merged’ into one monster? - approx. 150 words)
#introduction#masterlist#masterpost#eggy writes*~#eggy supports*~#eggy talks*~#eggy draws*~#eggy writes spice?*~#quest for the furnace
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I tried to put together my thoughts about Cigyun so I can write her. I can’t promise it’s coherent at all but softsmile here
Early life thots
Grew up in the spirit forest duh
But like I don't think it was as you cannot ever leave ever as it was with Dee
Like maybe she goes into town sometimes to get supplies
She's a weird forest girl who hangs out with birds and little creatures though
Running away with Victor
I wouldn't be surprised if the lopt cult has something to do with luring her out of the forest. Like they know about her clearly and it's to their benefit that she dips
She's free spirited, lonely, bored, etc
I think he's charming at first. Sweeps her off her feet kind of thing. She falls hard and fast and ignores any red flags but he probably is hiding them too.
Maybe they even get to be happy for a lil wouldn't that be nice I want that for her very badly
So she runs away
Or maybe like she runs away first because she's you know a hormonal and rebellious teenager
Naive forest girl on her own is a terrible idea
So maybe Victor finds and rescues a beautiful mysterious girl like his son does in the future
Life with Victor
It's a big fucking change going from forest hobo to duchess of Velthomer but she's so lovely she seems suited to it
When Arvis is born he becomes her whole entire world
She can't leave for multiple reasons (I don't think she has any idea how to even get home, husband is a powerful man, etc) but Arvis is what's keeping her heart there
Azelle's mom is her best bestie and they're like super tight and it's very important to me
Spoils the fuck outta Arvis!
But like there's a very obvious sadness that's always in her eyes just a melancholy air about her
She tries to hide it around Arvis but he's a smart kid I can't imagine he wouldn't pick up on it even at such a young age :(
There's part of her that likes being bougie too I think for sure
Running away from Victor
Prince Kurth is actually nice to her! Like really legitimately nice! Of course she likes him!
I want them to start out as friends
They don't rush into it probably because she's afraid of Vicky
But like eventually shit happens
And by shit I mean Deirdre
That one speculation that they work together to murder Victor is so spicy and I love it but like it's also fun if he's just a selfish jerk ya know
She finds out she's pregante and oh fuck that's bad she knows why she can't have kids she's gotta get bad to the forest fuck
Maybe Kurth helps her flee? She'd need money and shit
Or maybe she can't bring herself to face him and tell him the truth about her stinky blood so she sneaks away from him
She gets back to the forest and is like I'm sorry I fucked up help me birth this kid
Dies in childbirth because she's so fucking depressed and stressed
I want deirdre's circlet to have been a gift to cigyun from Kurth I think that's cute
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KAIJU KRUSH
PHASE TWO... COMPLETE
Phase Two comes to a close with eight more monsters bidding us a fiendish farewell. Before we move onto the absolutely bonkers match-ups of the Spectacular 16, let's salute the mutants, mechs, and maniacs that have fallen in battle.
GIPSY DANGER
Despite a strong showing against The Kraken, GD can't escape that having a Romani slur in its name fuckin' sucks.
THE MEGAZORD
After besting arcade legend George, the Megazord met its demise at the hands of fellow TV-titan, Ultraman.
GOLDAR
Goldar managed to slay North Korea's favorite feral ferrum-feaster (Pulgasari), but EVA-01 sent him home to be a family man with his smoking hot evil wife Lami/Scorpina.
THE DRAGONZORD
Shockingly, all three Power Rangers/Zyuranger entrants were knocked out one after the other. The Dragonzord was able to wrangle Zilla, but Gyaoses swarmed it and buried it under several tons of not-bird shit.
CLOVERFIELD
The Balrog cracked his flaming whip and put NYC's biggest baby in a permanent time-out.
SKULLCRAWLER
The Balrog must be the superior beast-babysitter, because sweet lil Gorgo (likely with an assist from massive Mummy Ogra) crawled all over ol' Skull-head.
GEORGE
Video gaming's OTHER leading ape impressively put down ACTUAL FUCKING CTHULHU, but Gamera, the friend of all children and Guardian of the Universe flew circles around The Rock's beastly bro.
GOMORA
The Iron Giant is famously a platinum-plated pacifist, but the animated android has proven his metal mettle against the (non-Minya) Prince of the Monsters.
Get ready to make some TOUGH choices in the Spectacular 16! MORE KAIJU KRUSH COMING UP
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A List of Birds for the Avian Characters in Heal What Has Been Hurt
I’m in a bird watching mood yall. Let’s look at some birds that the various avian characters in HWHBH have the wings of, and let’s you all listen to me talk about the birds.
Firstly! Because he is the most specialist of boys, let us begin with the prince of the cosmos himself: Tommy, a teenage golden eagle avian
This here’s a golden eagle.
Look at that. What a pretty birdie. Now, this here is a JUVENILE golden eagle.
and this here is an adult in flight to compare their wings. notice anything particluar?
that’s right! young golden eagles have little white bits on their undersides! These turn darker as they get older, and because HWHBH!Tommy is still a baby birb, he has the white patches under his wings, too! :D
Now, onto Eryn, whom is a black falcon avian with a robotic prostetic for a left wing
what a baby. their eyes are so big. so very round. they are swelled with kindness and the urge to make little dragon boys pissed just for the lolz.
I chose a black falcon for HWHBH!Eryn for a few reasons, most of which fall in the “it is a cool looking bird with real niftly looking wings. plus it’s a falcon, and falcons a fucking badass.”
also! Tommy being an eagle and Eryn being a falcon is a neat lil contrast. Both belong to the same bird of prey family, but they’re still very different and have led drastically different lives. Is neat :) I like it.
Beauty is a magpie. She is a magpie because magpies are neato. Also the black and white goes well with her shiny green eyes.
here’s a magpie with wings like her’s going out on a stroll. Where are they strolling? Nobody knows...
HWHBH!Phil’s a crow because crows are symbols of death in many cultures. him being a crow should make him smart and cool, but instead he’s just gross, and also very bigoted
imagine this very beautiful creature without any of the grace, mystic, chunning, cleverness, or general cool-factor that all crows possess. Make it withered and make it gray. Make it be a bitter and smarmy and vindictive piece of shit that has never cared for a single other person’s well being in its entire life. Make it a shitass husband and an ever worse father, and sprinkle in some none too subtle fake ally flavored bigotry, and lo, you have HWHBH!Philza. He is not a very pretty crow. This one is tho. It’s fluffy, too.
He hasn’t shown up yet, but HWHBH!Quackity is a Mexican duck! Both cuz their wings are very pretty, and cuz the idea about the Hispanic-coded ducky man being related to a bird native to the general Mexico-esque area equivalent(the version of which that exists in the HWHBH setting he most likely grew up in before moving to the SMP) made me giggle and want to play out on the naming convintion behind our beloved Mexican Dream. Also! It makes sense that avians whose ancestors settled in specific parts of the world with certain species of birds would adapt to mimic them and take on similar traits. HWHBH!Quackity’s family likely lived in an area with lots of Mexican ducks, other water fowl species, marshy wet terrain, and big bodies of water, so lo, they became the ducks so that they could better adapt to the marsh enviroment. Or something like that. IDK I just thought it’d be neat.
they have shiny wings. very pretty birdies!
speaking of Mexican Dream...he was a scarlet macaw. May he rest with Mamacita <3
and finally, HWHBH!Wilbur was an osprey. what a bird.
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...i lied. there’s still 1 more. a character you’ve all had named one time and one time only is a woodthrush. she’s gonna happen. soon, mayhaps
this has been birds with me, SunlitMcGee
#HWHBH#hwhbh!tommy#hwhbh!eryn#hwhbh!beauty#hwhbh!wilbur#hwhbh!quackity#hwhbh!mexican dream#hwhbh!philza#behind the scenes stuff
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