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heckcareoxytwit · 1 year

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Captain America does a eulogy speech for Roger Aubrey (a.k.a Destroyer) the first gay superhero of the golden age at the funeral where the patriotic and the LGBT superheroes have attended. Meanwhile, Aaron Fischer is disillusioned with Captain America for not only letting the death of the gay superhero to happen, but also for the hypocritical condescending charities which are not doing enough work to the poor, LGBT and disadvantaged while holding big fancy parties.

Love Unlimited Infinity Comic #49, 2023

#Captain America #Steve Rogers #Avengers #Captain America of the Railways #Aaron Fischer #Agent 13 #Sharon Carter #Viv Vision #Kyle Jinadu #Northstar #too many to tag #Love Unlimited #infinity comic #infinity comics #marvel

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tepkunset · 2 months

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List of Canon Queer Marvel Characters:

(with at least 10 appearances as of current date - no randos included)

Aaron Fischer

Aikku Jokinen

Akihiro

Alani Ryan

Aldrif Odinsdottir

America Chavez

Aneka

Annabelle Riggs

Avril Kincaid

Ayo

Benji Deeds

Betsy Braddock

Billy Kaplan

Bobby Drake

Brandon Sharpe

Brian Falsworth

Brunnhilde

Carl Valentino

Carmen Cruz

Cessily Kincaid

Christian Frost

Cullen Bloodstone

David Alleyne

Elle Diwa

Ellie Phimister

Felicia Hardy

Gwen Poole

Heather Douglas

Heather Tucker

Hercules

Hiroim

Ian Soo

Irene Adler

Jake Oh

Jean-Paul Beaubier

Jean-Paul Duchamp

Jennifer Kale

Jerry Sledge

Johnny Clay

Jonas Greymalkin

Jovana

Julie Power

Julio Richter

Jumbo Carnation

Karolina Dean

Ken Shiga

Korg

Kyle Jinadu

Loki Laufeyson

Martha Johansson

Miguel Santos

Morgan Red

Nadia Van Dyne

Nathaniel Carver

Nico Minnoru

Noh-Varr

Phyla-Vell

Rachel Summers

Raven Darkholme

Roger Aubrey

Roxy Washington

Rūna

Sera

Shatterstar

Shela Sexton

Simon Lasker

Solem

Sybil Dvorak

Teddy Altman

Theresa Burke

Tommy Shepherd

Toni Ho

Val Ventura

Victoria Hand

Viktor Borkowski

Viv Vision

Wade Wilson

Xavin

Xuân Cao Mạnh

Zoe Zimmer

And yet Marvel Voices: Pride only ever features like, five of the same characters every time.

#marvel comics #lgbt #lgbtq

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revnah1406 · 1 year

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HANNAH "SPARROW" CLAYTON🐦🏔️🛠️

Name: Hannah Clayton

Nationality: British🇬🇧/Swiss🇨🇭

Age: 30

Date of birth: January 23 1994 - Hull (UK)

Residence: Zermatt (Switzerland)

Affiliation: Swiss Armed Forces/Taskforce 141

Rank: Lieutenant (OG) / Sergeant Major (Reboot)

Call sign(s): Sparrow / Bravo 7-2

Occupation: mechanical engineer and demolitions expert

Faceclaim: Fury (Ghost Recon break point)

Height: 1'85m/ 6.1ft

Weight: 90kg/198.4lb

Blood Type: O-

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Languages: Italian🇮🇹 (native), English🇬🇧 (Native) German🇩🇪 (native), Arabic🇲🇦, Russian 🇷🇺, Nepalese🇳🇵.

(click for better quality!)

AFFILIATIONS:

Swiss Armed Forces:

Captain Elijah Bubber

Lieutenant Hans Widmer

Staff Sergeant Urs Zimmerman

Lieutenant Ruth Fischer

Private Martin Gruber

141 members:

Captain John Price (Bravo 0-6)

Kate Laswell

Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley (Bravo 0-7)

John "Soap" MacTavish (Bravo 7-1)

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick (Bravo 6-2)

Annabelle "kit" Pham (Shadow company later) (@applbottmjeens )

Charlotte "Jade" Le Jardin (@sleepyconfusedpotato )

Joyce "Joe" Hardman (@mctvsh )

Los Vaqueros (Mexican Special Forces):

Alejandro Vargas

Rodolfo Parra

Alyssa Martinez (@alypink )

Second Commando Regiment (@kaitaiga):

Captain Lachlan Jones

Sergeant Damien Whitlock

Para Special Forces (@welldonekhushi):

Captain Arjun Dhingra

Lieutenant Yurvaj

LIeutenant Aditya

Shadow Company:

Hannah Reid (@mctvsh )

Annabelle "kit" Pham (@applbottmjeens )

DESIGN REFERENCES:

MILITARY PERSONNEL FILE:

FAMILY:

James Clayton (Father) *alive*

Monika Müller (Mother) *alive*

Nathan Clayton (big brother) *alive*

Connor Clayton (little brother) *alive*

Elisabeth Clayton (little sister) *alive*

Dorian Clayton (nephew - Nathan) *alive*

Eric Clayton (nephew - Nathan) *alive*

Anna Clayton (niece - Nathan) *alive*

Amara Thompson (Girlfriend) *alive*

PERSONALITY:

Sparrow is a woman who at first glance can be intimidating when she is alone. But under that shell you find a person full of smiles and laughter. Her good humor and optimism can lighten the most difficult situations. There will always be a small comment or joke on her part, always with the intention of encouraging her teammates.

Sparrow is loyal to her teammates and friends, she is capable of risking her own life in order to protect them, sometimes she will even disobey orders for the good of the team. It's not uncommon to see Sparrow put her loved ones ahead of herself in many situations.

Although Hannah is a person who can light up a dark room with her smile, she can become very suspicious of strangers. She usually leans a lot on her intuition that almost never fails.

Sparrow is hard to anger, yet she can become very temperamental when she sees something that isn't fair. When her anger fills her veins she can become aggressive and strike with all her might without warning. Not caring who she may be hitting.

BIOGRAPHY:

Born in Kingston Upon Hull in England but raised in Zermatt, a small town located in the Swiss Alps. She comes from a large family, raised by a British father and a Swiss mother, being the second oldest of four siblings. Her father was a tank mechanic when he served in the army, so Hannah learned a lot about how to fix all kinds of engines and vehicles. She grew up climbing the Alps with her father and older brother, creating a great passion for high altitude and extreme climbing. Sparrow climbed the fourteen highest peaks in the world together with her brother. Unfortunately Sparrow didn't make it, because on the last mountain (K2) she suffered an accident, saving her brother from falling while climbing, the ice broke due to an avalanche, and she was lost on the mountain for days until a rescue team found her full of cuts and wounds from the ice and stones. When she was transferred to the nearest hospital, she made her brother swear that he would finish climbing that damn mountain for her.

SKILLS:

Expert in all types of engines and ground vehicles.

Expert in demolitions and electrical systems.

Expert in extreme high-altitude climbing.

Sparrow can adapt to any situation but there is no better assault soldier than her.

COMBAT:

Sparrow's close combat style is aggressive yet agile. Her style focuses on boxing and Mixed Martial Arts. Her strength is concentrated in her fists, so it is not surprising that her knife of choice is a pair of Punch Knives.

TRIVIA:

Sparrow along with her brother Nathan, they hold the historical record of climbing the fourteen highest mountains in the world in less than six months. Although sadly Sparrow did not manage to complete the last mountain.

Although Sparrow denies it, since the accident she has a certain fear of returning to K2. A cold sweat runs down her back just thinking about it. But it's a fear she's determined to face.

Sparrow is especially fond of her motorcycle, which she bought with money saved from her first job at age 18. This is a Kawasaki ninja zx-10r.

Sparrow's father gave her his prized car, a 1970s HEMI Cuda. Sparrow continues to fight to make that car work again as well as it did fifty years ago. In fact, she made a bet with her brother Connor, he thinks she won't get it fixed.

When Sparrow is out of service, she has a small car workshop in Zermatt, where she is dedicated to fixing the vehicles of the neighbors.

Sparrow's nickname comes from her incredible ability to whistle. She's capable of imitating almost all bird songs. More than once Sparrow has managed to get a bird to perch on her hand just by whistling.

MOODBOARD:

#cod oc: hannah “sparrow” clayton #hannah sparrow clayton #call of duty oc #oc info #oc information #oc: sparrow #my art <3 #Call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #yeaaah I love Sparrow so much #she's my babygirl #Spotify #hannah “sparrow” clayton

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ghostedcas · 8 months

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masterlist

||*~ call of duty~*||

simon 'ghost' riley:

riley family road trip (riley family au)

bug's coming out (riley family au)

simon comes home (riley family au)

riley family headcanons (riley family au)

silly goose simon after surgery

ghost/könig gunplay+knifeplay

captain john price:

-

kyle 'gaz' garrick:

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johnny 'soap' mactavish:

-

valeria garza:

-

kate 'watcher 0-1' laswell:

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alejandro vargas:

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farah karim:

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könig:

ghost/könig gunplay+knifeplay

kim 'horangi' hongjoon:

-

keegan russ:

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||*~ sally face~*||

sal 'sally face' fischer:

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larry johnson:

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ashley campbell:

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||*~resident evil 4~*||

leon kennedy:

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||*~five nights at freddy's~*||

william afton:

-

michael afton (18+):

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||*~genshin impact~*||

kaeya:

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diluc:

-

lisa:

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jean:

-

childe:

-

zhongli:

-

rosaria:

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||*~criminal minds~*||

spender reid:

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derek morgan:

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elle greenaway:

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emily prentiss:

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penelope garcia:

penelope helping transmac!reader

double date with derek and savannah (trans!masc reader)

jennifer 'jj' jeareau:

-

aaron hotchner:

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||*~hemlock grove~*||

roman godfrey:

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||*~scream~*||

billy loomis:

-

stu macher:

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||*~stray kids~*||

bang chan:

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lee 'lee know' minho:

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seo changbin:

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hwang hyunjin:

-

han jisung:

-

lee felix:

-

kim seungmin:

-

yang 'in' jeongin:

-

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ncisfranchise-source · 26 days

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EXCLUSIVE: Patrick Fischler (American Fiction) & Julian Black Antelope (Prey) have been tapped for recurring roles in NCIS: Origins, CBS’ prequel to the venerable procedural, which has a straight-to-series order for the 2024-2025 broadcast season.

Austin Stowell, Mariel Molino, Kyle Schmid, Tyla Abercrumbie and Diany Rodriguez star in the CBS Studios-produced series executive produced and narrated by Mark Harmon.

Origins begins in 1991, years prior to the events of NCIS, and chronicles Leroy Jethro Gibbs’ younger years. In the prequel, Gibbs (Stowell) starts his career as a newly minted special agent at the fledgling NIS Camp Pendleton office where he forges his place on a gritty, ragtag team led by NCIS legend Mike Franks (Schmid).

Fischer will play NCIS Special Agent in Charge Cliff Walker, who oversees the fledgling NIS Pendleton Office. Constantly seeing his little-known agency pushed aside by bigger fish, Walker puts his career on the line to earn NIS Pendleton the respect it deserves.

Antelope will portray Chief Medical Examiner Kai Blackrock, who is at the top of his game, working out of the busy San Diego County M.E.’s Office. Though he appears unflappable, Blackrock’s complicated ties to NIS force him to face his own vulnerabilities.

Fischler was most recently seen opposite Jeffrey Wright in American Fiction, as well as Netflix’s Fair Play opposite Alden Ehrenreich. He also recurred on HBO’s Barry in last year’s final season. His other credits include series regular roles on Syfy’s Happy! and on Disney+’s The Right Stuff.

Antelope was most recently seen as Chief Kehetu, leader of the band of Comanches, in the original film Prey on Hulu. Later this year he will be seen in a major recurring role on Hulu’s upcoming series Washington Black. His other previous credits include The Flash and Grendel.

#ncis origins

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moregraceful · 9 months

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Hi Kasper!!! Are you writing for Time Begins? If so, may I ask for a teeny tiny sneak peek? 😳🫣

If not/also, it is clear you love the Giants most and I don't blame you but what are your favorite non-Giants ships, or Giant/non-Giant ships? And what do you love about them?

Hope these are interesting enough!

Oh bless you I love to share unedited snippets of fic that will ultimately go through an absolute chainsaw massacre of rewrites...under the cut below

But first, non-Giants ships!!! I have many. This is going to reveal an INTENSE Blue Jays bias. I've been banging the drum for more Bo Bichette/Vladimir Guerrero Jr for like. years. I love them so much they're so tender and they look so good in each other's arms. I'm also powerfully crazed by the fact that Lourdes Gurriel Jr wanted to dom Bo Bichette so bad. Why was he so up in Bo's grill. Why do people see Bo Bichette and all their blood goes to their dick. Also why is no one kissing George Springer??? I think Vladdy should kiss him. I mean I think the whole team should all kiss him but Vladdy specifically should kiss him while they eat their stupid wonderbread sandwiches. Also though I am not a scholar of the old men on that team, every time they cross my dash they're doing something bananas gay. Love it. Blue Jays scholars please educate me on your old men! Basically whatever gay juice they seem to be spiking their gatorade with up there in Canada: it's good

I also very fond of Gunnar Henderson/Adley Rutschman of the Baltimore Orioles....chosen one 4 chosen one, it's SO good. Also they're huge and hot and Baltimore is such an interesting town. what more do you need. let them go on dates doing weird shit and eating ice cream!!! Also very fond of Chris Davis/Adam Jones for insane reasons, and Manny Machado/Jonathan Schoop for normal reasons.

My one Yankees mutual has found better things to do than spend her life on Tumblr (I miss you Rhi 😭😭) so I am sadly not as keyed into whatever those gay fucks are up to as I was but I have a special place in my heart for Kyle Higashioka and Gerrit Cole bc their arranged marriage is insane. Also, we are always on team Hapa. Also need someone to tell me if Aaron Judge and Anthony Rizzo are anything bc the pregame meal commercial is lodged in my brain like a disease you get from drinking river water, but since I have zero remaining Yankees mutuals, I have no idea what's up.

AND FINALLY, ENDING HERE SINCE THIS IS GETTING LONG, I am very fond of my friends across the bay the Oakland Athletics!! I saw an insane headline yesterday about the A's playing at Oracle while their stadium is being built in Las Vegas. This was, to be clear, the most deranged thing I have ever read and it will never happen because Larry Baer would kill David Kaval and John Fischer in real life -- HOWEVER, the idea of the Baby O's interacting with the baby Giants because they would share a stadium and presumably clubhouse made me howl like a dog. First of all, Tony Kemp and Mike Yastrzemski would be great co-parents (they're in love, they're in love, and they DON'T care who knows it) and I think their combined power could right the sinking ships of both teams. second of all, I need to see what happens when you mix traumatized Oakland rookies with Giants rookies who are being forced to play Kaplerball. I think it would literally be catastrophically horny. the teams would invent several new mental illnesses. the amount of doubleheaders would have a horrible effect on San Francisco's water supply. I honestly think we'd get a like California Hockey situation, where you come to the Bay Area and get your ass kicked by both teams, who meanwhile lose every single away game they play and are at the bottom of their respective leagues. It would be so good and so bad and I don't think the teams OR the fanbases would ever recover. The whole thing is very we found love in a hopeless place. What would you do, if you were Casey Schmidt, and you met Lawrence Butler? You would be so horny, and so uncool about it.

Anyway thank you for asking!!! and sorry to m pindergarten specifically and only, if she read that last paragraph

Excerpt of my very neglected Time Begins fic:

Blake almost bails on Casey to hang out with Sean but when he floats the idea past Sean as they all dress to leave, Sean stares at him in disbelief. “Don’t be an idiot,” he says.

“Why? You’re my friend.” Blake doesn’t get the look on Sean’s face. He just wants Sean to feel better.

“So is Casey,” says Sean. “Stop making him feel bad.”

“You feel bad now,” protests Blake.

Sean stands up. He towers over Blake while Blake is sitting with one of his shoes half on. Sean puts both hands on Blake’s shoulders and bends down. “Blake,” he says very quietly. “It is Pride weekend. Casey is asking you to get a beer with him on Pride weekend.”

“Oh,” says Blake. He blinks. “Oh, okay. I thought Pride weekend was a couple weeks ago but I guess that explains all the lesbians I saw this morning when I walked to the grocery store. Like, Dyke March, because it’s Saturday, right? So he wants to get a beer with me on Pride weekend, which is meaningful. I guess.”

Sean presses his forehead against Blake’s. “Don’t squash his joy,” he says. “Not today. Not this weekend.”

He cups the back of Blake’s neck. “Or I’ll tell Craw you made Casey cry,” he says sweetly.

Sean straightens. Blake makes a face. “You’re supposed to be my friend,” he says. “You’re not supposed to give me a shovel talk.”

Sean flicks him in the forehead. “I got a hot date tonight. Don’t text.” He swaggers off.

“Don’t call me for a ride home because I’m busy tonight,” Blake yells after him. He puts on his shoes.

#the fic is suuuuuch garbage and i need to edit it so bad but i am trying to yeet as many boxes out of this house as i can #before my new job starts next week. so every single fic i'm working on is having a nice restful stay in the garden for a while #my lakehouse fic likely will not get finished....alas lol. after i finish time begins i gotta throw all my energy into my fth fic #i have created a nightmare situation for myself beyond mortal comprehension but hey! at least i have dental insurance again #this post is a hot fucking mess my god but again the only person i'm apologizing to is m pindergarten. sorry m 😔#cage replies #anon

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northstararia · 1 year

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Ayo a JP and Kyle cameo!!!!!

(Love Unlimited: Aaron Fischer Captain America)

#jean paul beaubier #kyle jinadu #love unlimited #infinity comics

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itsachillesbtch · 9 months

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Octavian Lore part 2 ! (childhood - 3rd year)

again, tw for crucio abuse !

Since befriending Somerild (@sunglow-fae), Ephias thought it would be best for Octavian to spend more time with the Lovells. Brother Sister bond commences...

They are shipped off to Hogwarts together, sorted into Hufflepuff together, and really, all of first year Tavi hung to Somer like a leach. He was, of course, socializing with others!

He tried out for Quidditch first year and, shockingly, was put on the team as a beater. What better way to release pent-up rage, hm? This is how he meets Kyle (@cynosure404 ), a Gryffindor :] He wasn't exactly fond of him persay, but Kyle was funny and seemed to have the same friends he did.

Octavian joined the dueling club as another way to get out his frustration. He hadn't really put much thought into it when he used Crucio for the first time. If anything, the kickback of it made him feel gentle shocks, soothing the pain in his arms and shoulders from Quidditch practices.

He casted Crucio more frequently in his duels, something to make the other person(s) fear the way he held himself. Something that would scare them into surrender. He didn't mean to hit anyone with it.

Other than that, the first year wasn't all too bad for him. And of course, he returned to the Lovell's again for the first month of their summer break, and then back to his own home in Wales.

The second year came, and it was far more exciting than he'd expected it to be. Daniel finally introduced the group to his mystery friend, and shockingly, Tavi remembered him from their shared transfiguration course. Aslan (@ix-astra ), he said his name was.

Another two he casted Crucio on. He still didn't understand why they reacted the way they did. It wasn't that bad. He knew it wasn't. The burning metal he tasted on his tongue was they only bad part about it that he could remember.

They formed their own little group, a total of 6, 14 if they included the others (the Pit), but it was The Six. He mever had this sort of thing before. Nobody ever really approached him.

Rumors finally started settling in. Rumors that You Know Who was back in the form of a 12 year old boy. Octav knew who his grandparents were. He was reminded of them every time he had to step into Comet Manor. But he never expected it to follow him here. Follow him to the place where he didn't have to be the Dark Lord's blood.

Of course, when the dada teacher brought in a snake for class one day, Tavi could talk to it. He wasn't very good at Parseltongue, but he could understand everything the snake said. The teacher never brought in another snake.

Summer between the second and third. Delphi got angry too often now, ranging from small bits of malice to large fits of rage that ended up usually with Atliar patching Ephias up with a few potions. When Delphi got bored of Ephias, she turned to Octavian.

This is how Tavi ended up on the Lovell doorstep at 4 am, a large gash from the tip of his shoulder down to his elbow from his apparation backfiring, soaked from the rain. He'd never forget how quickly they took him in.

The third year came, and nothing really exciting happened that he would even care about. The bullying started weakly, and he brushed it off. Nothing truly remarkable happened until a few days before they went on summer break.

Quidditch had their last practice. Him and Fischer waited on the pitch for Kyle and Colby to finish their duel, and Tavi had the greatest idea and offered Fischer a run for his money. The rest of the Pit waited in the stands for them to get their last bouts of energy out, but was caught off guard by the long stream of green shooting from Tavi's wand, and Fischer screaming out, four times.

#hp magic awakened #hpma mc #hpma oc #hpma #matpat voice LORE

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realhousewives-fan · 2 months

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The Lady in Red in the Hot Seat

While Erika Girardi had announced that she wanted Kyle Richards eviscerated at the reunion, it’s Dorit Kemsley who found herself in the hot seat.

She came into the reunion extremely late and feeling very manipulated by Kyle’s text message right before the filming of the reunion.

But her mouth had put her in the hot seat at the reunion. This season she was:

Accusing Garcelle Beauvais of attacking her. Implying that Sutton Stracke was an alcoholic. Calling Crystal Kung Minkoff a child bride.

And for questioning Kyle about her marriage, apparently.

Kyle always accused Lisa Vanderpump of holding a grudge, but what is she doing?

She is punishing Dorit because she asked about Mauricio Umansky, claiming that Morgan Wade had replaced her, but above all:

For failing to defend her against Kathy Hilton.

But why must the women on the show pick a fight with Kathy on behalf of Kyle? It’s a recipe for blowing things out of proportions.

It’s inevitable that the sisters will reconcile again. And where would that leave the friend who fought for Kyle?

Just look at Lisa Rinna.

Kyle accused Dorit of following whatever the fans are saying, but that’s not true.

If that were true, Dorit would’ve never accused Garcelle of attacking her, doubling down on living in a bubble or calling Crystal a child bride. She just wouldn’t.

Kyle needs to fight her own battles. She’s the longest lasting Housewife in the franchise. Act like one!

She always put someone else up to the task.

She was the one who instigated the scrutiny of Sutton with Annemarie Wiley too, but people fail to remember that.

Maybe Kyle is the real Bobby Fischer on RHOBH?

It seemed like Andy Cohen wanted to give the audience empathy for Annemarie.

Do Bravo feel bad for the backlash with Esophagate?

I believe Crystal. I think Annemarie intentionally misrepresented herself as a doctor when they first met.

Annemarie is a liar, so I’ll take her words with a grain of salt.

Besides, I’m not really invested in her as a housewife. It’s not like she’s coming back next season.

#Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #RHOBH #Erika Girardi #WWHL #Kyle Richards #Dorit Kemsley #Garcelle Beauvais #Sutton Stracke #Crystal Kung Minkoff #Lisa Vanderpump #Mauricio Umansky #Morgan Wade #Kathy Hilton #Lisa Rinna #Annemarie Wiley #Andy Cohen #Esophagate

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drdamiang · 4 months

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KYLE AT CHESS

After those blown

final quarters think

I should

play Kyle at chess

across 64 white

black squares

he would

not be at his best

checking on

his playbook

instead of

analyzing the

board

fools mate, scholars mate,

smothered mate

quick

into the pan

fried liver mate

one, two,

three, West

Coast, East Coast

Bobby Fischer

(merciful) mate

he wouldn't need to

worry about

the torture of

leading

heading into an

endgame, being

outmanouvered

at the end

#kyle shanahan #49ers #superbowl #poem #poetry #losing #chess

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heckcareoxytwit · 1 year

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Aaron Fischer tries to talk to the LGBT superheroes (and Kyle Jinadu). Unfortunately, they are too busy to talk to him for a few reasons - he doesn't fit into their type, they have their own partners or they are just distracted by something else happening.

Love Unlimited Infinity Comic #49, 2023

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teacupsandcyanide · 2 years

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collection of some of my favourite moments on real housewives of beverly hills, out of context, but also just know that having context really doesn't really make any of these things less bewildering:

"What ultimately sucks about this is that friends don't sue friends :("

"I think he looks like a mastiff but not like a gay mastiff."

[at a seance] "WHO'S GONNA JUMP INSIDE MY BODY?!"

"She's saying you look like a gay dog."

The time Kim used a new breath spray for a week before realising it was a mini can of air freshener

"She said mean things about Adrienne's very beautiful shoes. She made fun of our dog Jackpot calling him Crackpot."

Kim being late to everything and then saying she's never late because she's a Virgo

[said with fully sincere anger] "Where are my crutches? I want to hobble away!"

Dana: Have you seen Brandi's crutches? Kim: [drunkenly] No [cut to earlier when Kim and Kyle are sitting on the couch] Kyle: What – did you do something with her crutches? Kim: [equally drunkenly] I hid them

"Being friends with you is like playing chess with Bobby Fischer."

The phrase "nose coming-out party" used with carefree abandon

"I'm an Arabian horse. You know, like [makes cat yowling noise, mimes cat claws]"

Yolanda (who is evil) being scared to pole dance because she might "hurt [her] peepee". Brandi told her she didn't have a peepee. Yolanda said that yes she does she's a MOM what do you think her kids came out of. Your urethra? Your children came out your urethra???? no girl it just feels like that because of the lemons

Yolanda has a whole thing with lemons and i can't get into it without having to add ED discussion trigger warnings. can't stand her hope she goes bankrupt so her financials will finally match her morals

There are a lot of mediums on the show but the second-best one said: "Later I'll tell you the truth about what happened to Princess Diana because she told me."

[bad English accent that somehow sounded like a racist Indian impersonation] "May I politely suck on your penis, please?"

[doing air quotations[ "I think Adrienne's "great" like, as a "person", in theory..."

The best (ie worst person) medium on the show told Kyle that her husband would never fulfil her and then sat through the resulting screaming match blowing on a fake cigarette (an electrical one, but I'm pretty sure it was like. either the shittiest pre-vape e-cig ever or it was what it looked like, that is an electrical stage cigarette supposed to be used for theatre)

Also then after everyone finished screaming at each other and left the medium said "they kill themselves or each other to feed their young", somehow both as if it was a totally normal thing to say AND as if she was a thirteen-year-old defiantly reciting her favourite screamo lyric to a family member who asked how school was going

Kim looking at some decorative turtle shells on a wall and enthusing about how much she loves turtles. me too girl the fuck

"I want to create a garden, a gay garden."

Kim's daughter getting ready for prom while Kim sits at a table behind her mashing an enormous bowl of Waldorf salad together with her bare hands

#hmp42 #rhobh #im up to s4

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specialability · 2 years

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I ended up rewatching Tenet (2020) recently because I wanted something relatively mindless and that got me rewatching The Dark Knight Rises (2012) because I wanted shirtless Tom Hardy.

Even on my first watching of TDKR I couldn't help thinking of it as an Inception AU. It has most of the cast from Inception so it is very easy to imagine a scenario where Bruce Wayne needs to be brain-heisted in some way. Something like: billionaire Bruce Wayne is in a coma and dying, the heist is an inception to give him his own motivation to wake up. It would ideally be an AU where Dom dies but Mal doesn't, or pre-Dom.

Mal, Miles, Arthur, Eames, and Selena Kyle are all part of the team. They're essentially setting up a scenario where Bruce is convinced to become Batman again in the dream, resulting in some effect in realspace once he wakes up. Commissioner Gordon is a projection who just reinforces the message the same way Browning does for Fischer in Inception. But this time it's somewhat accidental. Selena serves to plant the seed of coming back into action, Arthur meets him directly after the shooting of Gordon and directly tells him he needs to come back, and Mal and Eames provide something tangible for him to fight against.

It's ideal for maximum angst if Mal and Eames both become trapped in their roles to a certain extent. Rather than intentionally letting Bruce Wayne win at the last minute, they complicate the plan and everything goes off the rails. If you watch the film with this kind of story in mind a lot of the plot holes start to make sense. Of course if you say "it's in a dream" any kind of plot hole is acceptable, that was half the point of Inception.

Some nice lines from Talia Al Gul that Wen Kexing would probably appreciate:

"You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time... the knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones... that's the knife that cuts deepest."

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sinematically · 2 years

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great now all I can think about is an Inception!AU with Bruce Wayne being Cobbs because the ANGST potential is so strong with this AU.

This leads me to believe that Arthur has to be Dick Grayson, mainly because of JGL’s role in Dark Knight Rises is just a mash up of all the Robin’s.

Professor Miles (Michale Caine) is Alfred (Michale Caine)

Mal is Jason Todd. Duh.

Eames is either Hal or Slade depending on who I want to annoy more in the AU. Or Oliver, that would be fun too.

Fischer is either Selina Kyle or the Joker? Any rogue from canon that Bruce has a layered relationship with. I do think it’s easier to do a “Fischer (Cillian Murphy) is Jonathan Crane (Cillian Murphy)” but if it’s the Joker, I’d still want him to be the cause of Jason Todd’s death.

Ariadne is Bab’s, right? It’s almost obvious. Or Cass, if Oracle/Babs is like “my man, inception isn’t real but if you want to take in this suicide mission then your best best is my protégé Miss Cain”

Saito is a bit difficult to cast. My first thought was Ra’s Al Ghul. Bruce uses Talia to bring him out of the void, perhaps? Talia can even be Bruce’s ex (and that’s why Ra’s Al Ghul!Saito recruits him, being all “You disrespect my daughters honour, but she still loves you, perhaps you can amend your errors while you win your freedom”) Talia is definitely alive here

Yusuf is just giving me a lot of Barry Allen energy. So that

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