One Brain cell... And Killer has it

Literally one brain cell.

Hey, I was just reading one of your FICS and suddenly I started to wonder about Zoro — or most strawhat — just jumping into the water whenever a devil fruit user falls into the sea, like because of Luffy the moment they hear the sound, their bodies just go into auto pilot.

Did Luffy — Robin, and Chopper— Pavlov them?

There's actually a scene in Zou where they're climbing up the elephant on the poorly drawn Ryunosuke; which of course means holding on tight since it's a poorly drawn dragon scaling a straight cliffside. But the second Luffy appears to fall off you see just how pissy Zoro gets, because Zoro knows, if he hears a splash he is going in that water. It doesn't matter how turbulent it is, how far the drop, how much an elephant might have just shit in it, he isn't even holding onto the dragon - his arms are folded over his chest this whole time - but you know the SECOND he hears that splash he's relaxing his thighs and taking a straight up dunk into that water.

I mean, just look at Zoro, Killer, Bepo, Rayleigh, Beckman. What do they all have in common? They have arms as thick as my thighs because these boys are use to dragging their captains up from the deepest depths (note: Rogers and Shanks might not have devil's fruits but that doesn't make them not fucking idiots. "There's a GODDAMN WHIRLPOOL and - you know what? I'll just drag his ass back to the shore myself, you guys just try and keep from dying while I'm gone.")

I believe that on your First Mate resume, one of the questions has to be, "how fast do you jump into the water after hearing a splash?" and if the answer isn't IMMEDIATELY you are OUT.

Can you imagine how fast I the water Heart! Zoro is. Don't worry, I did it for you. Instantaneous. Some part of first mates is just written differently in their DNA. It commands they save their captains from the sea.

Give me tomarry au where Tom is obsessed with the boy that saves him. It happens during summer of his second year, when the sky rain downs fire and when little Tom had no idea what was a happening.

It happens when the man with scar grabs him and apparates away to a place he remembers vividly. The cold, dark, and damp place where people were loud. And it was hard to breathe but the man held onto him. The man, who would later walk him back to his orphanage, who would tell him he is sorry.

The man who wore cracked glasses, the man who looked no older than fifteen himself — now that Tom looked at him properly. The boy whose clothes were larger than him — and the way he smiled at Tom (pained, and torn). Tom would remember him. Because how can someone forget those eyes. Those avada eyes that glowed as the sky rained down fire that drowned everything. The scar that looked like thunder.

Tom would remember him disappearing after delivering him to the orphanage. The person who saved him as little Tom nearly died because he didn't know bombs were coming, no one told him (he just returned from Hogwarts).

That day little Tom meets a boy no older than fifteen. That day, little Tom learns about shelters that he can go to and that he regrets not asking for the boy who save his life's name. That day Tom makes a decision that he would find him. Find the person with eyes like trapped thunder and brittle smiles. He would find him and not let him go. Even if it takes him a thousand years to do so.

Let's end Mermay on a more positive note (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)♪ With someone playing the mating game exceeding his authority (ﾟωﾟ)

Leviathantale by @skumhuu

Cross by jakei95

Dream by jokublog

Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch

I’ll tell you what. This is Thee Funniest possible chapter to come out immediately after last week’s anime episode

I have seen you talking about Dick & Dami's relationship and Dick & Tim as well,but what are your takes on Dick and Jason actually?

Like how you wish their relationship should be portrayed today and where are them missing when it comes to making those two acting like siblings?

Do you think in the past their dynamic was better?

How Dick views Jason and how Jason views Dick?

This is difficult to answer because there are like 8 different stages to Dick and Jason's relationship with various dynamics. They also view each other a bit differently depending on which stage we're talking about.

The way I would like their relationship to be portrayed today isn’t necessarily possible thanks to Jason’s integration into the family and acceptance of the no killing moral code. For me, their ideal dynamic is portrayed in Outsiders #44-46. And I know people are gonna find that regressive as hell but, tbh, that dynamic is far more interesting than the kinda awkward thing they have going on now.

Although, I don't mind that they acknowledge their brotherhood in a serious manner now. Like before they'd kinda be like, "Eh... I mean... we were adopted from the same guy but... brothers? Eh..." And now they're more firmly in the, "We're brothers," camp. So that development is interesting.

Character progression wise, it wouldn't feel right for for them to be super close in the way that, say, Dick and Tim are (unless we saw a lot of trust and relationship building between them), but at the same time, there is part of me that kind of wants them to have that older sibling bond (except Jason is closer in age to Tim than he is to Dick sooo actually let's just leave older sibling things to Dick and Cass... not that Cass is much older than Jason though so LOL this is why Dick has to lone the oldest sibling thing by himself... which is funny because Dick is technically no longer the oldest sibling, he's a baby brother now... except Dick and Melinda's relationship really hasn't progressed much sooo you could say they share blood but don't consider each other family yet, in which case, Dick is still the oldest... I mean, regardless, Dick is the oldest sibling of the Waynes... god why did they have to make all of this so difficult 😫).

Were there ever cases where SK Sun and Moon DON'T kill an abuser because it would be better for the child? Like- what if an abuser was the only family a child could have? Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight. I wish to give all of your AU's authentic German pretzels/brezel's.

If the abuser is the only guardian the child has, they will still find a way to work around it. Any sort of relative, family friend who could take the child in when their abusive guardian is gone.

If not, then they have, let's say...special connections. Folks outside of the duo who would help them. If a safe guardian can't be found, the child is brought to them, who will then find the kid a safe place while Sun and Moon finish the job.

i Will babygirl killer one piece again. this is a promise

Injuries arrive to the Naser hospital following an Israeli bombardment on the west of Khan Younis. 9.12.23

Creepypasta Kids cartoon au pt.1

This is au is inspired by LavenderTowne’s video! I can’t think of any idea’s really but this is what I’m thinking for basic headcannons! 

•So the story would probably be like about the town and Jeff and his friends go around helping other kids with spooky stuff going on.

•Jeff’s group of friends is called the creepies because they solve the creepy things around.

•The creepy things will probably not be that huge or scary either since it’s supposed to be kinda like a kids show.

•The creepies consist of Jeff, Liu ( his older brother), LJ, and Lulu.

•Also Nina chases them around sometimes and she is a little creepy scene girl who has a crush on Jeff lol

•In this au it’s more like original Jeff and Nina were Jeff is freaked out by her

•Laughing Jack is the comedy relief

•LJ still has his twin sister Laughing Jill but she barely is around.

•Liu is the logic in the group while Jeff is just straight up stupid and runs right into stuff without thinking.

•Lulu is the quiet one that follows them around and while everyone fights she just finds the solution to every problem.

•An example of an episode would be like smile dog runs away from home and they would have to go search for him or Sally lost her bear and needs help finding it. 

•Slenderman is a creepy guy that lives in the woods and often helps them find the stuff or help the other people in town by leaving little notes that they have to decode. 

•LJ’s parents have a circus in town that he is apart of that’s why he looks like a clown 

•Lulu’s dad is Slenderman but no body knows 🤫

•It will be called Creepies Save The Day! 

•The hashtag for the au is #Creepiessavetheday or Creepies Save The Day

If you guys want more of this series or any more aus then just let me know! Anyway hope you liked this one! I will be posting art of the au soon and I will use a more cartoony style!

You know, it amazes me how functional Ranma is when you consider how dysfunctional his Family is. Genma is a lying, cheating, conman who would literally sell his own kid to the lowest bidder, just to steal Ranma back later and do it all again. Genma's master Happosai, is a literal nigh immortal hellspawn that sexually harasses women on a daily basis because it's what keeps him tethered to this realm. Ranma's mother Nadoka is objectively worse because while Genma shows he does actually care for Ranma in his weird warped way, Nodoka loves the "idea" of Ranma that's she's crafted in her head of him. Because the first time her child is brought up in conversation it's immediately followed by asking if he is "manly" because and I almost forgot to add this part, when Genma tried to take Ranma on his martial arts journey as a toddler, she only accepted because Genma had signed a su*cide pact (Genma is a con man but also an idiot) that stated that if he couldn't make Ranma a "man amongst men" they would both commit seppuku (ancient ritual su*cide) and sealed it with a finger painting mark Ranma had made on it with her agreeing to lop off their noggins so it wouldn't be dragged out. So now she has spent almost Ranma's whole life carrying around the family sword so that when she sees him again she can judge if he meets her standard of "manliness" because if he doesn't she feels duty bound to force them to carry out the pact, despite the fact that Ranma who looked to be 4-5 years old had no concept of what he was agreeing to. That's not even including all the physical and mental trauma Ranma has gone through along his journey. So the fact that despite all these things he's still managed to be a kindhearted kid whose a bit of a narcissist is quite frankly a miracle.

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

THIS KID IS COLLECTING HIS BROTHER

To those who do not care : Do not move, remain silent, continue sleeping, and be satisfied with the human rights that the West offers you. Here it is, soaked in blood, as you are accustomed to it.

To the Zionists : Look carefully who you are fighting, oh army of diapers. This child is collecting his brother’s flesh from the ground to bury them so that cats and dogs will not eat them. Do you think that one day they will leave their land ? How foolish you are

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Bruce Wayne Headcanons

that I cannot reconcile with current/most/ALL of his comics characterization but I hold onto nevertheless

—Bruce Wayne!! trains each of his Robins with the goal of them becoming better than him.

—Bruce Wayne!! intends for the Robins to be his actual failsafe if he ever went off the deep end. (Fuck that weirdo robot lol.)

—Bruce Wayne!! 1000% blames himself for Jason Todd’s death I don’t care what the comics have had him say or what his dumbass inner-narrative has said…*handwave handwave* all of that was just him desperately trying to cover the hole in his heart from failing his son so completely.

لا اله الا الله

If you are supporting Israel, you are involved in all the shedding of this blood and the killing of children and if this view makes you happy.then you are not human. You are more despicable more than all creatures. You are even despicable more than the devils. Israel kills children, Israel is committing crimes against humanity, Israel is shed the blood of peoples, Israel exterminates the people of Palestine, Israel against humanity, Israel is a terrorist state.

Just watched Stampede and was blessed with the sheer amount of Usopp character moments in this movie