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dobythealpaca · 1 year
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a wip for the Larry lovers <3
aka art for mainly me and like three other people-
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tessherongraystairs · 2 years
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Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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mangoisms · 1 year
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here it is ❤️‍🩹 the keycaps i’ll be switching these out for haven’t arrived yet unfortunately and will most likely be A While but i’m still pretty happy with it. i’ll post pics of the other one i have — from the same company — but i got this one bc i wanted to customize it and the color of my other one limited me but also i needed something smaller. this one is 75% and the other one is 96%, so it includes a number pad on the right. it’s significantly harder to carry it around if i want to go to the library but with this one it’s much easier (hence the case i bought along with it)
it’s also SO satisfying in terms of the keys/switches. i got the gateron red switches like my last one and of course the sound and feel of the keys is so lovely. just so good. scratches a very particular itch so writing is a lot more pleasant/easier.
(it’s all from yunzii btw ^_^)
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effervescentdragon · 4 months
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My fucking camera randomly decided to stop working on a day when i have a presentation BITCH im NOT switching to windows 11 NO MATTER WHAT
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ittybittybumblebee · 1 year
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I keep breaking up with ibis paint x for autodesk sketchbook but then i go back and rekindle my relationship with ibispaint x. We are inseperable exes who hate eachother but also love eachother a little bit but ibis paint x needs to get her shit together and stop lagging on me
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swordformike · 1 year
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Tim gets deaged which usually wouldn't be too much of a problem considering he still has his adult mind in tact. No. The problem is that there was a child who was the same age as deaged Tim and who looks suspiciously just like him.
Oh. And they somehow got swapped.
Now Tim is stuck trying to figure out who and what Phantom is and what dimension his "lair" is in so he can escape. Tim briefly considered just talking to Phantom and explaining things (with some omissions obviously) but after seeing his eyes flash an eerily familiar green he had frozen. It didn't help that Phantom was doting and scarily overprotective of his children. Some robotic rogue with a flaming green mohawk had threatened to harm them while they were out in the stroller and Phantom took off his head with ruthless cruelty. Tim wasn't taking his chances with a bad reaction so he has more or less resigned himself to living life as a one year old along side his "twin" until he can escape.
Meanwhile Danny is getting more and more concerned that the personality of one of his kids has changed. He had been a happy and bubbly baby until he suddenly became quiet and withdrawn. Had his kid been traumatized somehow? He watches them sleep together in thier crib and wonders...
Meanwhile the bats are cooing over baby "Tim" and doing all sorts of baby activities appropriate for a one year old. The sheer amount of baby clothes everyone buys is ludicrous and I greater theres at least three Nightwing themed outfits in the pile. At least.
Damian becomes jealous of all the time people are spending with "Tim" (especially grayson) and bullys the baby for it all the while causing the baby to cry and Damian to be scolded, which only fuels his ire.
After a week of this the bats confront the person who made the device that deaged RR and found out that Tims mind should not have reverted back to a child, only his body. Damian feels victorious and claims his brother must have been faking the entire time and confront "Tim" about it...but "Tim" doesn't change his behavior. He still acts like a normal baby.
After a while of this they decide to run a dna test just to be sure. The DNA test comes back positive...on half. This shocks everyone. They run the test several more times and have to come to terms with the fact that not only is Tim out there somewhere in the body of a defenseless 1 year old baby, but they somehow got his (future?) son with them instead.
Damian has to come to terms with the fact his been bullying a litteral infant this entire time and the shame that comes with that. (It wasn't any better when you thought it was a baby Tim and Jason points that out) Damian does some self reflection and tries to make amends.
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candycandy00 · 6 months
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Serve Me, Save Me - A Sukuna x Reader Fanfic Part 1
After Ryomen Sukuna inadvertently saves you while killing his enemies, you decide to devote yourself to him as a servant. But the trauma from the attack triggers panic when you find yourself in his bed.
Part 1 | Part 2
Smut (not much in this part). 18+. Slow burn. Softer Sukuna than I’ve written before but he’s still a monster. True form Sukuna. Rape and its aftermath feature prominently as a plot device but rape does NOT occur between Sukuna and Reader. Features PTSD, panic attacks, etc. 
If you’d like to be tagged in future parts (I have no idea how many there will be), comment to let me know! You must have your age in your bio or intro post or just tell me you’re an adult in the comment! Likes are appreciated but comments and reblogs (especially with feedback in the tags) make me feel all warm and squishy! Seriously any feedback at all is so wonderful! Divider by @benkeibear!
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You ran through the village as fast as you could, fleeing the men armed with swords who were currently cutting down everyone their blades could reach. They spared no one, not women, not the elderly, not even children. Your parents were among the first victims, your younger brother next. And all you could do was run for your life. 
This village was supposed to be safe from attacks like these. After all, it was under the protection of Lord Ryomen Sukuna. Your village worshipped him, and in turn he cut down any who would attack it, most often in nightmarishly brutal ways that served as warnings to his potential enemies. That’s why this attack was so shocking, so unimaginable. Who would dare? 
But Lord Sukuna was away, conquering some other town, bringing more enemies under his foot. Someone sent a shikigami to notify him of the attack, but who knew when it would reach him, or if he would even bother coming to the village’s rescue. 
Even though you and your village honored him as a deity, none of you were stupid. You were under no illusion that he actually cared about the people of the village. But he did care about his reputation, his pride. And an attack on this village was a clear declaration of war on Sukuna himself. Surely he wouldn’t tolerate such blatant disrespect. 
You reached the outskirts of the village, where a small shrine had been erected for Sukuna. There was a much bigger shrine for him in the village proper, but this one was well cared for despite rarely being visited by him. 
The shrine was the size of a modest home in the village, enough room to house at least five people comfortably. So you had plenty of room to hide inside it, closing the door behind you and trying to be perfectly silent. You thought you had outrun most of the attackers, having stopped hearing pursuing footsteps several minutes ago. 
But you were wrong. 
The door slammed open, and four men stomped inside, kicking and breaking things as they came, gleefully flaunting their disregard for Sukuna’s shrine. They went straight for you, and you prepared yourself to die. You closed your eyes and waited to be cut down. 
Unfortunately for you, these four men were in no hurry to kill you. 
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When Sukuna received word that one of his villages was being raided, he went there immediately to see what fools would intentionally earn his ire this way. He didn’t really care how many villagers were slaughtered, but he was intensely annoyed that anyone would have the gall to attack them when they were technically under his “protection”. 
As he moved through the village, he sliced up the attackers into increasingly small pieces. It took no effort at all, barely a thought, and they were reduced to tiny chunks or ribbons of bloody flesh. 
He found a gang of them in his shrine in the middle of the village, making a mess of the place, the shrine maidens murdered. It was a direct insult to him, so he slowed down, took his time, sliced up their limbs and left them to writhe on the floor in pools of their own blood. He could come back to them later, force them to tell him who their leader was. If any of them survived long enough, he could enjoy making examples of them. His mind was already coming up with creative ways to display them outside the village, preferably still alive. Their screams of torment would work well to discourage future attacks. 
As he moved through the village at a leisurely pace, picking off the remaining enemies who had scattered like insects before his wrath, he remembered the smaller shrine to him. It was on the outskirts of the village, but if the attackers ransacked his main shrine, there could very well be some of them in the smaller one. 
When he reached it, he immediately heard screaming coming from inside. A woman’s voice, crying, in pain. He walked inside almost casually, and leaned against the door frame. The people inside didn’t even notice him at first, so caught up in what they were busy doing. 
Four men were in a half circle around a young woman, clearly a villager. She was naked save for some ripped pieces of clothing here and there that clung to her, and one of the men was presently thrusting into her while the others held her down. She was screaming, struggling, trying to break free of their grasp, but it was futile. She was covered in bruises, scratches, even a few cuts from their swords. Her lip was busted and bleeding, one eye already swelling, and various other small injuries littered her form. 
“Having fun in my shrine, I see,” Sukuna said. 
All of the men froze, then slowly turned to look at him. Whatever they had heard about Ryomen Sukuna, they were still unprepared for what they saw: a tall, monstrous man with four arms and four eyes. 
The one raping the village girl pulled away from her and stood up. Before he could pull his clothing back on, his body was chopped into twenty different pieces, his blood splattering all over his comrades and the girl on the floor, who screamed and scrambled to get away from the carnage. The other three men were foolish enough to draw their swords, but they were all just chunks of meat on the floor before any of them could take a step toward him. 
Finished with his task, Sukuna turned to leave, but then he heard a small, frightened voice say, “Thank you, Lord Sukuna, for saving me!”
He looked over and saw the girl bowing low to the floor, her bloody, violated body trembling. 
Saving her? She’d already been brutalized before he arrived. Ah, but the four men would have killed her, probably after raping her several more times. He responded with a dismissive wave of his hand. He’d had no interest in helping her, but if she was “saved” as a byproduct of him killing his enemies, so be it. 
He left the shrine and returned to the center of the village to speak to the survivors. He would need to tell them to clean up his shrines, and he supposed he could give them assurances that the enemies would suffer unimaginably for their crimes. 
For the next week, Sukuna remained in the village, torturing the lone survivor among the attackers into giving up the name of the man who ordered the attack, as well as overseeing some of the repairs to his main shrine. The villagers brought him gifts and offerings, heaping praises onto him for protecting them, even though he’d done very little in that regard and the attack had come in the first place because someone wanted to challenge him. 
One day a young woman appeared at his shrine, her beauty quite striking despite the faint bruises and small scars that dotted her skin. She bowed after being led inside and into his presence. 
“I’ve come to offer myself in service to you, Lord Sukuna,” she said. “You saved my life. It’s only right that my life belongs to you. I would be happy to work in the shrine, prepare your meals, whatever tasks you need done. Even if you choose to kill me for your amusement, I am eager to serve.”
He was sitting in a seat custom built for his large frame, one elbow propping up his head as he leaned onto his hand. He grinned down at the woman. He quite liked this type of submission. “Stand,” he told her, so that he could get a better look at her. 
Just then, he recognized who she was. The girl who was gang raped in his smaller shrine. She looked quite different now, fully clothed with her hair neatly pinned back. “Why offer yourself to me?” he asked. 
She glanced up at him, and he made a motion with one of his hands to signal she was allowed to look at him and speak. 
“I really do feel that my life belongs to you, my Lord,” she said. “And I have no life in the village now. No man will take me as a wife after… after what happened.”
Ah, yes. This village, as well as several others, had the ridiculous custom of requiring brides to be virgins. Sukuna himself never understood it. He’d fucked virgins as well as mothers of several children, and in his opinion the mothers were far more satisfying. But he didn’t really care what their customs were, so he made no rules when it came to things like that. 
Looking at the young woman before him, he thought to himself that the men of this village were fools to pass up a beauty like her for such a stupid reason. No matter. 
“I accept your offer,” he told her, gesturing for her to go deeper into the shrine, where rooms were available for servants. 
She bowed again. “Thank you, my Lord.”
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Walking through the shrine where Sukuna spent most of his time in the village, you feel a sense of relief. After your ordeal during the attack, there were precious few options open to you. The two most obvious ones were becoming a servant or joining a brothel. The latter option was something you just couldn’t bring yourself to do. The thought of sleeping with strange men brought too many horrible memories to the front of your mind. 
You were not naive. You knew that being Lord Sukuna’s servant meant you would probably end up in his bed at some point. But you’d given it a lot of thought. Sukuna was away from the village quite often, and he had other servants he used for such purposes. You decided that you could handle occasionally being bed by one man better than entertaining several men every night. 
And… Lord Sukuna was a god. He was extraordinary, and he was beautiful. If you did have to sleep with someone, better him than anyone else in the village. 
That had been your mindset at the time. Just survive. Just make the best of a cruel situation. Shove the nightmares and trauma to the back of your mind and try to live out your life in relative peace. 
The first few days at the shrine were uneventful. You swept floors, washed laundry, and sometimes helped in the kitchen. You saw Lord Sukuna often, but had little interaction with him besides pouring sake for him a few times. 
All that changed on the fourth night. You were on your knees in the hallway, mopping the floor with a rag, when Lord Sukuna stepped out of the bathing room and walked down the hall. He wore a simple white robe and nothing more. His hair was still wet, water droplets dripping down his neck and to his chest. 
He stopped beside you, looking down. You paused your work and bowed low, waiting for any instruction he might have for you. 
“You,” he said in his smooth voice, “Come to my chambers within the hour.”
Fighting the urge to look at him, you kept your head down as you said, “Yes, my Lord.”
He walked away, and you hurried to finish up your chore as your face burned and your heart pounded. You didn’t think it would happen so soon, but you supposed it was inevitable. 
As you freshened up in your room, smoothing your tied back hair and changing into a robe slightly nicer than your work clothing, you tried to calm your nerves. You kept telling yourself you could handle this. You hadn’t been intimate with anyone since the attack, and honestly the thought of it terrified you, but this was different, wasn’t it? This wasn’t just any man, it was Lord Sukuna! A god to your village! Being invited to his bed was a great honor.
When you walked into his chambers, he was standing by an open window that stretched from floor to ceiling. Sheer curtains were swaying in the warm breeze of the summer night. While yours was not a seaside village, it was quite close. You could have walked to the beach in around an hour. As such, the smell of the ocean often drifted in on the wind. 
He turned to face you, and his tall, powerful form looked imposing. The room was well lit with oil lamps, making every detail of him clearly visible as he untied the silken belt around his waist and opened his robe, then let it slide off his shoulders. 
You couldn’t suppress your gasp. Standing nude before you was the most magnificent being you’d ever seen. He looked like a statue, like he was cast from smooth stone. Muscular, with black tattoos lining his body, he stood with two of his four hands on his hips, one holding the robe he’d removed, and the last touching the back of his neck. Four piercing red eyes sat above a very confident smirk. 
Confident because he’d noticed exactly where your gaze had settled. Between his strong thighs hung two enormous cocks, not even hard yet and already intimidating. You probably should have been frightened of him, of his unusual body, but at that moment you could only think that he was beautiful, that he was divine. 
“Disrobe,” he commanded, and you fumbled with your own sash, hurrying to untie it. Then you opened your own silk robe and pulled it off. You were not especially shy, but you did feel a bit self conscious in the presence of such a perfect being. 
His eyes moved up and down your body, seemingly pleased with what he saw. He stepped closer to the bed, and motioned for you to join him. When you reached it, he pushed you onto your back, and you felt your heart racing as he climbed on top of you. 
At first, you thought you were merely excited. You could feel a slickness between your thighs, and were relieved that you were even still capable of being aroused after everything that happened. But then two of his hands grabbed your wrists, pinning them to the bed, as his remaining hands moved over you, groping and squeezing your flesh. 
Your breaths became rapid and shallow as unwanted memories invaded your mind. You desperately wanted to avoid thinking about the last time you were naked and pinned down while other hands roughly explored your body, but the sensations were there, the fear was there, imbedded in your mind, burned into your body. 
At some point Sukuna had pushed your legs apart, and you felt two ridiculously large erections brushing across your body. You shuddered, images and sounds from that terrible day flooding your mind. Multiple shadows looming over you, men’s voices laughing and mocking, hands grabbing you, hitting you, hard cocks tearing their way inside you…
“No!” you suddenly screamed, bucking against Sukuna’s grip. 
He didn’t hear you, or he didn’t care. His mouth was on your neck, his hands still holding your arms in place. 
You jerked again, trying to close your legs. “Please stop!” you cried, tears bursting from your eyes. “Lord Sukuna, stop!”
At this point you were full on panicking, struggling against his infinite strength, screaming incoherently, sobbing when you ran out of energy to scream. You knew this would anger him. He would probably kill you, but you couldn’t help it. Your brain was full of vivid memories of the worst moments of your life, and you could do nothing to dispel them.
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Sukuna had planned to have an enjoyable evening at his shrine. He’d had a fantastic meal and a relaxing bath, and his plan was to fuck one of his servants before getting some sleep. Considering there were several beautiful servants currently living at the shrine who were all eager to please him, this should not have been a difficult plan to work out. 
So why the fuck was the woman beneath him shrieking and crying as if she was being murdered? She had seemed fine just a few minutes ago, not showing even a hint of reluctance even upon seeing his twin cocks. In fact she had seemed quite enamored with them, her eyes drawn to them while her face became flushed. When he’d first laid her on the bed and begun touching her, she was noticeably wet. 
Now she was hysterical, causing him to stop touching her, though two of his hands still had her wrists pinned down. When she realized he had paused, her screams died down and she laid there, panting, staring up at him with terrified eyes. 
Oh. It was her. He’d almost forgotten. He’d invited her to his bed simply because she’d happened to be there in the hallway and looked pretty on her I knees in front of him. He’d given no thought to her history, to what had happened to her during the attack on the village. In all honesty, he really didn’t care what had happened to her. She had voluntarily become a servant in his shrine, knowing what that would entail. 
It wasn’t as if Sukuna had never forced himself on a woman. It was rare, as there was simply no need for it. He could go to any of the villages that revered him and have women vying for the honor of pleasing him. But occasionally he used it as a way to punish his enemies, taking their wives in front of them. In most cases, the wives ended up moaning and cumming on his cocks while their pathetic husbands were forced to watch. 
In even rarer instances, so rare it had only happened a handful of times throughout his life, he had forced himself on powerful Jujutsu sorceresses who had tried to defeat him. Those cases were not even about sex for him, but about power, about dominance, about conquering their bodies to assert who was strongest. There was a thrill in breaking them. 
Looking down at the sniffling, teary woman in his bed, he felt no thrill whatsoever. There was nothing exciting about conquering something so weak, breaking something that was already broken. With a sigh of annoyance, he climbed off her and stood up. 
“Leave me,” he said, picking up his own robe from the floor and pulling it back on. “Your blubbering has made my cocks soft.”
The woman scurried out of his bed, then immediately dropped to the floor in a low bow. “Forgive me, Lord Sukuna!” she cried. “It hasn’t been very long since… since I was…” Her voice trailed off. 
“Since you were raped, I know. I saw.” 
Her face reddened. Was she ashamed that he’d witnessed at least a small part of the assault? Another thing about ordinary human women he didn’t understand. Why was she ashamed of the actions of others? Ah well, it didn’t matter. 
“I haven’t been… with a man… since that happened,” she continued, her eyes on the floor. “I beg for patience, my Lord. I’m sure that after some time has passed, I won’t be so frightened.”
He sighed again. He would have preferred for her to simply leave his chambers without a word rather than prattle on about her problems. “Fine, fine,” he said, waving one of his hands dismissively, “now go. I’ve suddenly grown bored and sleepy.”
The servant quickly pulled her robe on, saying, “Thank you for your mercy, my Lord!” before rushing out the door. 
Mercy? Sukuna scoffed. He’d simply found her annoying and sent her away. He considered sending for another servant, but he was no longer in the mood. So he sank into his bed and let sleep take him. 
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luxthestrange · 10 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#563 Pecesitos
Mex!Yuu Leaving her Husband and Twin girls alone as you take a spa bath in the bathroom...Floyd plus Aqua & Marie were left to their own devices and decided to play they are hosts in a talk show
Floyd*Looking at the Camera*"-El unico programa que no le pega a su mujer!"
Aqua*Looks at him unimpressed*"Tu no puedes por que nuestra mama te gana!"
Floyd*Smirks at his son*"Vato tu mama me la PELA"
Marie*Looks offended at him and pouts her finger at him accusingly*"LE VOY A DECIR LO QUE DIGISTE!!!"
Floyd*Frowns but sweat drops*"Van a ir de pinches chismosas weys... Les doy $500 si se callan el hocico"
Aqua & Marie*Look at one another then at him unimpressed, And raises a brows offended*"Nuestra DIGNIDAD no vale $500"
Floyd:"Entonces le voy a decir a tu mama que sacaron 70 en matematicas,Y que yo firme por hacerles el paro"
Aqua & Marie*Both look at him scared but keeps on to see if they can win*"Nos van a regañar los tres!"
Floyd:"Me vale madre,Si me hundo las llevo conmigo perro"
Aqua & Marie*Nods and sighs seeing they didn't get anything from this almost blackmail to their papi and offers their hands to shake*"Entonces caballero aqui no paso nada!"-Business!
Floyd*Smirks and grabs their hand to shake it*"Aqui no paso nada!-"Business!
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"-The only program that doesn't hit his wife!"
"You can't because my mom can beat you!"
"Guppies your mom can suck me/She can suck it"
"IMMA TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID!!!"
"Ya gonna fuckin' snitch bruh... I'll give you both $500 if you shut ya mouths"
"Our DIGNITY doesnt cost $500"
"Then im tellin' ya mom you two got a 70 on your math exam and that I went and checked it for you to do ya a solid"
"Then we're all gonna be scowled!"
"I dont give a fuck, if im goin' down im takin ya with me guppies"
"Then gentlemen, Nothing happen here then!"
"Nothin' happen here!"
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fr-18 · 9 months
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niñita//a.medina
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Lola had been away with her girlfriend which had left me with a hyper active Andrea.
she normally got out all of this pent-up energy training but since Lola had gone away for a little Andrea was left to her own devices.
"hola, hola, hola." she repeated as she poked at my ribs.
it had been a very long day. i was tired and really couldn't deal with the annoying nature of her at the moment.
so i did the one thing i know will keep her normal.
"hola Lola." i said once the call connected.
immediately the poking stopped and my phone was out of my hands.
"hol- ah andrea." lola spoke.
i sighed with relief.
"you going to be okay? i think i'm going to have a nap." i asked as i leaned over her shoulder to wave at Lola and her girlfriend.
"mhm si, ir a la siesta" she said as pressed a kiss to my cheek before concentrating back on Lola.
“mhm yes go take a nap”
i caught eyes with Cristina before i walked to our bedroom.
i mouthed 'gracias' to which she returned with a quick wink and engaged in the conversation.
"no hagas un lío por favor" i said but it was only left on deaf ears.
“Don't make a mess, please”
i ran into the bedroom and closed the door.
the silence was heaven and allowed me to get a good 3hour nap.
what i didn't expect when i walked down the stairs was to see my girlfriend with breadsticks up her nose and in her mouth, as well as all over our kitchen table.
she hadn't seemed to of noticed my sleepy figure leaning against the wall next to her but lola had which only made her burst into laughs.
Andrea clearly thinking she was the reason for the older women's hysteria began to blow the sticks out of her nose giggling to herself.
"algo de talento tienes bebe" i spoke as i sat down.
“some talent you have baby”
"ah, ¿cómo estuvo tu siesta? te extrañé" she said as pressed a light kiss to my lips.
“Ah, how was your nap? I missed you”
"te extrañé más" i said as i wiped the crumbs of my lips.
“i missed you more”
"adios Lola, adios Cristina" Andrea quickly spoke as she handed me back my phone and walked off to put the box of breadsticks away.
"muchas gracias, siento que tengo un niña pequeño para una novia" i said which pulled a laugh from the couple.
“Thank you very much, I feel like I have a little girl for a girlfriend”
"Puedo oírte, idiota" Andrea shouted from the kitchen.
“I can hear you idiot”
"se suponía que debías" i said back to her.
“You were supposed to”
"por favor vuelve lola" i quietly said before ending the phone call.
“Please come back Lola”
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elizabethswitch · 7 months
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They found the ProPublica source who leaked the Trump family tax info and
This hero's name is Mr. Littlejohn. Little John is inside the IRS wreaking havoc on wealthy thieves, taking info fromthe rich and giving it away, am I having a stroke
“Littlejohn then saved the tax returns to multiple personal storage devices, including an iPod.”
LEGEND
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eydi-andrius · 1 year
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Vexation
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warnings: obscene language, reader talking back to elder people, sweet, fluff. That's all, I think? Haha!
pairings: Aemond Targaryen x Tyrell!Reader
summary:
The well-known Lady Thorn of Highgarden finally visited you after a year of being wed to Prince Aemond. However, you have a feeling it will not go well.
a/n: this was supposed to be a 100 followers thank you fic but I just finished it today lol Enjoy!
like always, LIKES are really welcome but this duck will do the duck dance if you also REBLOG and LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS about her stories. i love reading them and they inspire me a lot. ✨
You have been acting up since earlier when your mother informed you that your grandmother decided to visit the two of you after many moons of being wed.
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"For someone who hasn't seen their grandmother for years, you seem not thrilled enough, my love." He gave a light chuckle when he saw your face with a sneer.
And you have a feeling that he was enjoying this different side of you.
You're always calm and collected and it was rare to see you so agitated about someone who used to be your mentor.
No, you're not like this because you're troubled she did not visit you sooner.
Nor, it was due to you not caring about her enough either.
It's the opposite.
You love her.......truly.
And you know her better than anyone in this kingdom. Her old bones, wit and all.
If you have been asked to give one word to describe her, that would be; a nuisance.
"Well, if I were you, you should too." He raised his eyebrow at that but the look of wonder was still etched all over his face.
"I still fail to understand what was so wrong in meeting, not just your grandmother but your teacher when you were young. I bet she can share stories I do not know about you, Lady wife."
"I also fail to understand why such a man of your stature was so excited to meet a chattering old lady, Lord husband." You said as a matter of fact.
At this point, you knew that he truly thinks you do not want to meet her for fear of hearing embarrassing stories about your childhood.
He did think about one thing right, but he did not hit the head in the nail on what your fear truly was for.
"Enlighten me, my love. What did your grandmother do to earn your ire?" Before you could share the reason for your distress, a servant's knock disrupted your conversation.
"Pardon me, my prince and my lady. Lady Tyrell was waiting in the sitting room." The servant bowed once she announced the arrival of your family. She stood near the door, waiting for your command.
With a sigh, you stood up and went near your husband. Your hand reaches for his hair and you run through your fingers on his soft locks. Your hand fixes the ones that always seem to find themselves unaligned.
He closes his eyes and leaves a soft "hmmm" on his lips as he savors the feel of your fingers through his hair.
"Are you certain you want me to go and waste my time with that old monster instead of doing this with you?" You smiled sweetly at him and pouted your lips to convince him not to let you go and finally meet your grandmother.
However, instead of saying yes, he chuckled and warm calloused hands clasped yours.
"As much as I love to do that and stay with you in our chambers, wrapped around my arms, your refusal to meet her might leave a wrongful impression towards who I am. So go now, dear wife, I know you'll come back to me safe and sound."
A grumble left you before you pecked his nose. He frowned a bit at your rebellious antics. You always give him a kiss on the lips and wish him well before he trains. But today, you're not giving him that.
Before he could protest though, you stuck out your tongue and winked at him. Leaving him on his own devices as you were escorted by the servant to the place you truly hoped not to visit today.
Even from afar, you can already hear your grandmother's feeble voice from old age. Yet, you know that despite the soft sounds, she's far from tender.
"Here I thought I'll meet my death bed first before you finally show up here." She said with eyes-closed while sipping her tea.
Trying not to roll your eyes, you smiled at the servant and dismissed her. You gave your mother a smile before you sat down beside her.
Servants who were standing closed immediately placed a cup and saucer in front of you. They also filled the table with new biscuits and sweets.
"Well, I guess my timing's not that impeccable because I would have waited more just to see that." The servant who was filling up your tea almost let go of the teapot from shock on what she heard. But as she was a highly trained servant from the palace, she composed herself right away and bowed once she finished her task.
Meanwhile, your mother let out a cough and a choked sound of surprise before deciding to dismiss the servants fully and avoid any more witness from your family banter.
"I can't believe you call yourself a lady with that manners." Once all the servants were dismissed, your grandmother spoked again.
"Apologies, mother. I will make sure to teach her the proper decorum again later." Your mother gave you an eye and you just rolled your eyes at her.
"Not my granddaughter. She's perfect as is. I meant you. Who would have choked on her own tea?" Her feeble voice cracked from hoarseness as she raised her voice, scolding your mother.
A knowing look was passed between you and your mother as she gaped at your grandmother from shock.
If you do not respect your mother, you would have said I told you so.
"Anyway, enough lessons about etiquette. How was the life of being a wife, my favorite grandchild." Even without a mirror, you can see your face twitched from annoyance.
This old hag was indeed testing your patience. It has been a year since your wedding. You'll understand if she did not come to your wedding due to an official business. However, all those times, she was sitting on her favorite chair, sipping her warm tea, inside her chambers in Highgarden.
"It was well, until you decided to come here and ruin it for me." At this point, your mother feigned ignorance and continued with her afternoon tea. She's smarter now as she realized that your grandmother came here for you with an agenda. You're trying to decipher what it was. Yet, you have a feeling you know it already.
"If that was true then, when are you going to give me my grandchildren? Are you impotent? Because I believed based on stories inside these walls, your lord husband made your legs wobble on several occasions. I can only assume that problem was you." The cutlery rang when you put your cup down full of anger from her statement.
It wasn't as if you did not want a child either but no matter how much you did it with Aemond throughout that year, you were still not blessed with a baby. Your husband, the ever sweet partner, assured you that it was fine. Some couples had the hardest time having children and there was no rush.
The insult stings, especially, since it was your family who mentioned it.
"If that was the reason for your visit then I'd rather spent more time doing it with my husband than wasting my time here talking to a wrinkled old thorn." You were about to leave your seat when suddenly, your grandmother grabbed your arm and pulled you back down.
"Oh dear. Your patience was still shorter than my lifespan. Sit back down and let this wrinkled old thorn finish what she was trying to discuss." Still fuming, you followed her but crossed your arms in defiance as you stared straightly in her eyes.
"Well, I would not even agree that you were impotent as our family were known to have no problems with giving birth compared to the Targaryen. But still, answer my question truthfully.
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When you're doing it, have you tried using your mouth and licking the tip while massaging his balls so he'll enjoy it. In my time, ladies let their husbands cum first and that method was certain to make them pregnant after a month." Your mother who was quietly listening to your discussion was left coughing violently at your grandmother's shameless words in broad daylight. The tea she was holding splashed everywhere as she tried to compose herself.
To help her calm down, you put your hand soothingly on her back. Your face red with shame as your grandmother continued her obscenities and the advice for the right position to get pregnant next time.
When she realized that you and your mother gave her silence as she told you what must be done, she looked in your direction and raised her eyebrow at your reddened looks.
"Ha! I do not understand why the two of you act as if you did not know what I am saying. Stop pretending to be prim and proper! A man can do and tries everything when he's fucking every lady on these realm but a lady had a chance to only do it with once with one man on her lifetime. Enough with this nonsense and do me a favor and use this." You almost backed away when she suddenly stood up and placed a bag inside your hands. The bag emits a strong sweet smell you've never smelled before.
"What is this?"
"An aphrodisiac."
As if your skin was burnt by the bag, you immediately throw it on the table and stay as far away from it as possible.
"Have your old brain finally given up?" You yelled at your grandmother. Fingers pointing at her accusingly. You can feel the hotness run from your face to your ears and you know that you looked just like an apple from how red you were.
"Oh hush now. Me and your grandfather used to add that to our tea and it always ended up with a child so that product's safe from testing. Not that we need it much but the feeling we have after using it was something I missed so much. Believe me, it will just help your body relax and be more sensitive from your partner's touches compared to other aphrodisiacs." The disgust you felt when you saw her close her eyes and shudder from remembering what she did with your grandfather were so immense you felt all the hair in your body rise.
"Oh gods. My dear ears." On the other hand, your mother's laments as she tries to console her ears and head from what she heard today.
A sudden knock made you jump from where you were standing and you three looked at the door and waited for the announcement of whoever was on the other side.
"Lady Tyrell, his grace, the prince Aemond Targaryen is here to see you."
"Let him in. Let me see my grandson-in-law." Before you can react, your grandmother smiled wickedly at you and announced to let your husband in.
Panicked, you grabbed the bag and put it inside your dress, where a hidden pocket was made.
Your husband came in with a warm smile but frowned when he saw your pale face and rigid body as you stood near a chair.
He titled his head at you in silent question about what happened when your grandmother opens her mouth to greet him.
"If this wasn't the infamous one-eyed prince who was able to tame the biggest dragon at such a young age." A toothy grin was plastered on her face and she walked towards your husband. She opened her arms and hugged him tightly. She also patted him loudly and the gesture confuses your husband but let her do it.
"Hmmm... I know now why my granddaughter is protective of you. I will surely climb you if I am a little bit younger."
The world stopped as you tried to understand what your grandmother said to your dear husband.
You were just glad that your husband did not skip his etiquette classes as he was able to compose himself right away and gave a proper answer from that obscene remark.
"You flatter me, Lady Thorn." He replied with a smile.
Your grandmother chuckled at that and decided to walk back in her seat. But when she passed your way, she whispered something that only your ears can hear.
"If you do not pull him away from this place, I will make sure to make his ears bleed." You looked at her incredulously as she sat back down with a soft look on her face.
Blinking, you looked at your mother, who was still red, and looked back at your husband who was staring at your mouth agaped expression then back to your grandmother, who ordered another servant to bring another warm tea like normal. As if she did not just whisper the most absurd order you've heard.
Without further ado, you stride towards your husband with a purpose and grab his arm away from the chamber.
"Make sure to use my gift tonight, my favorite grandchild." Your grandmother reminded you with a wink.
All you were able to say was a loud groan and you stomped away dragging your husband with you.
"What was that?" He asked. Obviously confused with your manners.
"Nothing. Nothing at all." Looking at your husband's face, your thoughts immediately come back from the nights he kisses your skin and presses himself closer to you. Thanks to your grandmother's scheme.
Stepping backwards farther in his direction, you stride and start running away.
He called your name many times but you can't look back as you slapped both of your cheeks from embarrassment.
How could you feel so turned on in the middle of the corridors just from staring at him. You groaned as you felt your core slicken from just the thoughts of him.
With a scream, you look at the clear sky with determination.
You will prove to your grandmother that you do not need that tea to enjoy your husband's company and bear his child!
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Meanwhile, back inside the room, Lady Tyrell cleared her throat and finally opened her mouth to talk to Lady Thorn.
"Do you truly need to edge her that way? I believe they're doing their best."
"Then, their best was not enough. With that type of husband, I can't believe she was having a hard time having a child. All she needed was a little push. I know it." The old lady smiled to herself and sighed as she looked outside and witnessed the beauty of spring.
She was sure that this will be a fruitful year for the Highgarden.
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alonyne · 2 years
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So I had some shower thoughts and ima write them out bc they made me giggle
DC x Danny Phantom crossover btw
So.
Maybeee it wasn’t smart of the Justice League to mess with Dr. Fate’s stuff.
To be fair, how were they supposed to know it would summon a ghost? It’s not like they had a manual or some shit for all things magical.
At least not the ones present anyway.
Flash was getting off track, it’s not like that mattered at the moment. What took precedence was the seemingly floating ghost child in the watchtower, looking more confused at the device that summoned him than the people that did the summoning.
“Sooo, what is this thing anyways?” The Ghost Child, as Flash had officially elected to call him until otherwise, slowly floated over a large circular stone, carved with a language Flash didn’t feel was familiar.
“We’re…not exactly sure,” Superman said, warily. “Who are you?” He questioned. “Do you know why it summoned you here?”
The Ghost Child was quiet for a moment while he inspected the Dr. Fates magical rock before finally responding. “Well, your little summoning pebble here says it wishes to summon the ‘Ghost King’ so I guess that’s why I’m here.” The kid gave a noncommittal shrug before turning forward to look at the rest of the league.
Barry could feel his eyebrows furrow in confusion. Ghost King? He looked around and it seemed no one else had heard of a Ghost King before. However, before he could get a question out, Batman beat him to it.
“And you’re this supposed ‘Ghost King?’” He gave the Ghost Child a suspicious glare.
He had to give props to this ‘Ghost King’ kid. He could hold his own against Batman’s glares pretty damn well.
“Yes.” The kid gave them smile that felt a little too sinister. “Or sometimes I go by, ‘Ruler of the Infinite Realms,’ or even ‘Leader of the Undead.’ You know how finicky names can be,” he shrugged. “Everybody’s got something different, but I just prefer Phantom.”
The room seemed to pause with this information.
So, not only did they mess with something they didn’t understand, they somehow managed to summon some fucking “Ghost King” who’s alias was, “Ruler of the Infinite Realms.” Like that wasn’t concerning at all.
It was Green Arrow who finally decided to break the heavy silence.
“You know, maybe we should call Constantine. He’d probably know what we should do from here.”
Flash whipped out his phone, “That sounds like a good plan. Hold on, let me call him.” He quickly sped through his contacts till he found Constantine and let the loud phone call sound reverberate through out the room. Barry, and the rest of the team for that matter, all stared impatiently at the screen while waiting for Constantine to answer, which thankfully, didn’t take to long.
“What the fuck did you want at this time of day, wanker,” Constantine voice was grumpy and rough, clearly having been woken up from his sleep.
“Shit, sorry,” Flash rubbed his neck nervously, “We kinda forgot about the timezone difference. Anyways, we have a situation over here at the Watchtower. The other Leaguers and I think we just summoned the uh…the ‘Ghost King.’” Flash quickly looked up at Phantom at the mention of his name and saw the intrigued look on his face.
“…What the fuck did you just say?” Barry could feel John’s ire through the phone, but before he could respond, Phantom spoke up instead.
“Hello, John Constantine.” Phantom’s voice seemed to echo unnaturally through out the room, causing everyone to tense and stare at Phantom in surprise.
There was only silence on the receiving end of Flash’s phone. Practically everyone was staring down Phantom when he bursted out in giggles.
“HA, you should see the look on your faces…fucking priceless. Anyways,” Phantom giggled again, “I only knew his name because I can see his contact name from here.”
Everyone in the room let out a silent breath of relief, but Constantine was still silent over the phone.
“Hey? You good buddy?” Flash asked, worriedly. But Flash doesn’t get a response, instead, Constantine hung up the phone.
More silence spreads throughout the room, but Phantom breaks it quickly.
“Well that’s a bummer. Why’d he hang up?” He looked expectantly at Flash.
Barry gave him a quick shrug, “Hell, if I know.”
Anyways i thought it would jusf be funny if danny freaked everyone the fuck out by saying johns full name like hes all knowing or some shit when in reality he can just see his fucking contact name LMAOO sorry jf jts not very coherent btw i dont write much and its also practically 5 am here and im tired LNFNFDN
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agent-cupcake · 7 months
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Diplomacy
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Here is another for my pitiful Kinktober! I meant to put this out faster, whoops. The next one is Zenos+cockwarming. I'll try to get the others out too but who is to say.
Pairing: Solus zos Galvus/Emet-Selch x f!princess Reader Kink: Vibrators/Overstimulation Tags: Explicit, dub/non con, bondage, Word Count: 2.6k
A while back I mentioned Emperor Solus taking advantage of a poor foreign princess for strictly diplomatic purposes.
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Gifts, he told you, were an important part of diplomacy. He said things like that a lot. Lessons. His Radiance Solus zos Galvus, the Emperor of Garlemald, taught you a lot of lessons. The most important had been that a princess shouldn’t ever trust the charm of a foreign ruler, and even the most innocent of feelings could easily be twisted and used, and that inequality would never result in cooperation, and that you were a fool for believing a single word out of his mouth. There were others though, so many things of which you were ignorant. Late at night, when he appeared in your private chambers like an evil spirit, when he took advantage of impulses you didn’t know how to control, when he abused the dominion he’d so easily claimed over your ruined body, he taught you many things.
“This color suits you far better than the drab dresses you have been favoring as of late,” Solus mused, tugging the neckline of your silky candy-colored nightgown down a little further. Just enough to expose your nipples, to further prod at your indecency. You squirmed, but with your hands bound, there wasn’t anything you could do. “Mayhap you believe darker hues will assert your maturity. I assure you, my dear, nobody will take you seriously either way.” 
“Don’t,” you said, looking away in embarrassment. It didn’t matter if you hid your face, your body was on full display, bound flat on the bed without any underwear, your nightgown hiked up around your waist. Solus wasn’t undressed, another assertion of his control. 
“It was a compliment. If you were smarter, you would realize how to use that perception to your advantage.”
“I don’t… I don’t need your advice.” 
“You ought to be grateful that I’m wasting so much time on such a silly little creature like you. Time, energy, and resources.” He sighed. “Never mind about that. I brought you a gift.” He held up the strange device. Your present. Its design was unfamiliar, although it looked to be fueled by magitek, the handle glowing with bluish energy. “This clever little tool was originally of Allagan design. To relax overworked muscles. Of course, it wasn’t long before perverted minds found other applications for it. A fitting gift for the virgin princess, I think. Especially when you have been such a dear friend of Garlemald.”
“What does it do?” you asked, ignoring his barbed remarks to focus on the device. It didn’t look like much, a handle with a bulbous head a little smaller than your fist. The magitek part was what worried you. Garlean weapons didn’t always look like much, it was the Ceruleum that made them dangerous. Solus didn’t often hurt you, but he could. He had. All you had to do to remind yourself of that was look down at the pale, raised imprint of Garlean chains branded on the flesh above your womb. 
“Are you afraid, princess?” Solus asked. “Why might that be? You know very well I would only hurt you if you were deserving.”  His hand dropped, one long finger tracing the chain link. It was the permanent reminder of your attempt at defiance. Back before you realized that Garlemald didn’t have allies, they had acquired territory. “Have you done aught to earn my ire?” 
“No,” you said quickly, loudly, shaking your head. “I haven’t—I wouldn’t.” 
Solus smiled. “Then you needn’t be afraid.” He pressed a button on the handle, and the device’s bulbous head began to vibrate with enough intensity that it seemed to blur, filling the room with a low hum. He pressed it against his hand. Gods above, it sounded aggressive, not unlike the engines on their infernal vehicles. 
Without any sort of warning, Solus pressed the large, vibrating head right between your legs. A fraction of a second passed before the sensation registered, it was just that foreign to your nervous system. And then it hit, and the feeling was that of hot, horrible fire. Every single nerve ending blazing with the agonizing heat of very abrupt and very mean overstimulation. 
“No-ooh—no! Stop-stop it!” you squealed, your hips twisting in all directions to get away. Your violent reaction caused the ropes binding you to the four corners of the bed to snap taut, the sheets dragging off of the mattress to form a wrinkled pile beneath you, and the wooden bed posts to loudly protest. 
Despite that, Solus added more pressure, pushing it past your labia and to the far more sensitive flesh beneath. You screamed. You couldn’t help it, you screamed like an animal would, in a way that would make your throat hurt later. He leaned forward to clap his hand over your open mouth, stifling your wailing. Holding you down.
“Hush now, my dear. They might begin to suspect that you’re not as pure as they believe you to be,” he said, his voice low and intimately close to your ear. Now that he was so close, he was all you could smell. Leather and cold air and a sharp woody scent. You didn’t care that someone could hear, if anything that just made you scream louder. You needed it to stop, you couldn’t handle even a second more of this torment. He huffed, rolling his eyes impatiently. “Do you think I might begin to pity you? Now? Well, rest assured that I won’t. I’ve given you a unique gift. Be grateful.” 
He paused, waiting for the response you couldn’t give, not budging even as you bucked up against him. That was involuntary, you were physically unable to keep your body from convulsing. But you did stop screaming, hoping that it would make Solus relent. His expression softened. 
“There, that’s not so bad, is it?” Solus cooed, saccharinely sweet. “Now do the only thing you’ve shown even the slightest hint of aptitude for and come for me.” 
With that command ringing in your ears, he sat up to watch, his hand still firmly clasped over your mouth and the toy painfully pressed against your vulva. 
The order terrified you. That was impossible, you absolutely couldn’t. You pulled at your bound arms and legs with all your might, desperate to get away, but the ropes had no give, you were more likely to hurt yourself than you were to escape. And the harder you struggled, the more you ground against the thing. All you could do was wail into his hand, tears squeezing out of the corners of your closed eyes, your body impossibly taut, drawn in an arc between the ropes and his hand.
“I’ll wait. I do so enjoy watching you like this, writhing and struggling against the inevitability of my will. Take as long as you need, my dear.” 
You couldn’t. If you came, it would hurt. Then again, if you didn’t, it would hurt more. He couldn’t hear your pleas, so you tried to beg with your teary eyes. You couldn’t do as he asked. It hurt and you couldn’t, he had to realize that, he had to understand, he had to. It hurt, and even if there was a stirring sort of pleasure within the bombardment of sharp, agonizing heat, you couldn’t do anything with it. 
Solus met your pleading gaze. He didn’t care. Amusement shone bright in those pale eyes, twisting his lips up into a familiar smile. It wasn’t like what you imagined with other men. Pity or sympathy was useless against most of them, but Solus couldn’t be manipulated through his desire either. Self control—or maybe it was more accurate to call it sadism—kept him from ever wavering no matter how long it took to force your compliance. You would obey, or you would suffer. He would wait. There wasn’t actually a decision for you to make, just the painful fulfillment of Solus’ merciless order. Obey now, or obey later. 
As soon as you gave in, closing your eyes to try and cling to the pleasure within the overwhelming heat, he moved the vibrating head just a little bit to the side, your swollen clit rolling with it, providing a new point of stimulation. It hurt just like everything else, an endless fury of too much, of hellfire. Gods, you nearly blacked out at the excruciating intensity of it. But it worked. You didn’t even have the time to brace yourself before you were coming. It was, like everything else, a painful, sticky, hot, wretched orgasm. Your body locked up like you were having a fit and you twitched and trembled and drooled and cried your way through it, unsure if the cresting pleasure was even good or if you were just twisted enough to interpret pain in the same way as long as it targeted the same parts, as long as it was at Solus zos Galvus’ command.
When you were done, returning to the weeping, whining excess of torturous overstimulation, Solus removed the thing from between your legs and his hand from your mouth. He finally turned it off and, in the absence of the hornet’s nest buzz, your ears rang. You barely reacted when he wiped off his hand, slick with your saliva, on the bunched up material of your nightgown. 
“You will forgive me,” Solus said. He didn’t bother to hide his amusement as he dragged two fingers between your labia. The overstimulation was too much, you almost saw white, crying and shaking. But then he sunk two fingers into your pussy, and you were beyond wet enough to make it smooth, and all you could do was choke back a confused moan. It hadn’t felt good, but you had come, and one was never enough. Was that something he had taught you, or were you predisposed to being so depraved? “You will, won’t you? As long as I let you come again, you’ll forgive anything.” 
“No,” you moaned hoarsely, trying to squirm away. For all the good that did. He curled his fingers as they dragged out and your mouth fell open wordlessly, any further rejections poofing away like smoke. 
“No? It is a wonder that word remains in your vocabulary, considering how worthless it has become.” 
You sniffed, knowing better than to rise to his petty bait. “Are you done? With that… that thing.”
“Are you so eager for more?” 
“No! No, I can’t, no, I-” You didn’t finish your babbling denial, his fingers driving deep into your pussy with a harsher thrust. “Please. Not again, it… it hurts.”
“Begging is unbecoming of a princess,” Solus chided you. “If you truly want me to stop, you do not beg. You offer something of equal value in return.” 
“What?” you asked, more than a little distracted by the fingers that hadn’t stopped pumping in and out of you with terribly slick sounds, moving too slowly to provide any substantial friction yet just fast enough to keep you on edge. You were still jerking in random bursts from the aftershock pain of overstimulation. 
“Have you learned nothing about the art of negotiation?” Solus asked, his fingers snapping forward in a way that made your entire body jolt, made you whimper. “Mayhap I wasted my time trying to educate you.”
“I… I do, I know,” you exhaled shakingly, trying to ignore his fingers. “I don’t want that… again… and… And you want… Something. Please, I’ll do anything you ask—whatever you want.”
“I want to watch you come over and over. Until you’re reduced to nothing more than a dripping, trembling mess,” Solus said, emphasizing his words with sharp thrusts, his fingers curling in a way that had you keening. “So you see the problem with your pleas, pathetic and heartfelt as they are. Our wants are not compatible.” He hesitated, considering that. “If you had been smarter in the first place, we might have reached this point of disagreement on equal footing and found a middle ground that would suit us both. Unfortunately, you’ve put yourself in a terribly disadvantageous position. You’ve no power to stop me, and nothing to barter with.” 
“It’s-ss not my fault,” you told him, too wrung out and frightened to argue with his cruel interpretation. “You’re the one who-”
“Me?” he demanded incredulously, raising an eyebrow. “You think this is my fault?” 
It was. Everything was his fault, the results of his meticulous manipulations. But you didn’t dare say that, not when his eyes were narrowed so dangerously. 
“I thought so. Your decisions are what put you in this position,” Solus told you. “You’ve nobody but yourself to blame.” With that, he pulled his fingers out of you entirely, picking up the toy from where he’d left it on the sheets. “We’ll try a lower setting to start with, hm?” 
“Nn-no, Your Radiance, please,” you begged, pulling at your legs. You’d have bruises where the rope was cutting into them. He turned the thing on, filling the room with its loud, low hum. “Please, you don’t understand, I can’t… Please, it hurts, please don’t-” When he pressed it directly against your vulva, the vibrations didn’t hurt and burn like before, but it still made your body jerk against the ropes. The bedframe creaked unhappily, matching your own broken cry.
Already you were trembling, the vibrator made it worse. And still, now that it was lower, now that you could differentiate the sensations, now that it wasn’t as furious and intense, you could feel the stirrings of genuine pleasure, hot and twisted in your gut. The low buzzing hum was more insistent than simple friction. There wasn’t any place from which you could draw to know if it was good or bad, not after earlier, but you moaned. And then whined. It was impossible to help. Without his fingers you felt empty, and the excessive stimulation only exacerbated that hollow, anxious sensation.
“That’s much better, isn’t it?” Solus asked, smiling as he looked down at you. 
All you could give as an answer was a panicked sort of whine because it was better. A lot, lot better. Good enough to have saliva pooling on your tongue, and your muscles all pulling tense despite your best attempts to relax them. Good enough to make it hard to breathe, especially because he was watching, entertained by the pitiful show. You wondered, even with your head full of lustful fog you wondered, how you had missed the cruelty in his delight for so long, back when you believed him to be a good and noble man. The darkness in his eyes as they watched you squirm and whine, helpless to the pleasurable vibrating, seemed so obvious now. It was his fault, you knew that. But it was also your fault, your mistake, the lesson you couldn’t seem to learn. It didn’t matter that you knew he was cruel, or that he had and would hurt you, or that he was using you. You were going to come anyway, your body was already tightening up, your brain on fire from the unfamiliar stimulation, unable to focus on anything else. 
Solus rubbed your thigh, his large hand gentle and strong and warm, almost soothing. You whimpered, that small act of affection feeding the ravenous need in your core. “Solus…” His name wasn’t what you meant to say, to moan. You meant to tell him no, or stop, or don’t, or I can’t, but it was all, just like he said, worthless. Empty words to try and hide the fact that you were moaning, shaking, coming, giving him exactly what he wanted. Just like always. 
“Insatiable as you are,” he said as you tried to collect yourself—an impossibility when you were given no reprieve from the relentless vibrations. “I suspect the first dozen will feel quite good. After that, however…” Solus sucked in a breath through his teeth, shrugging theatrically. “I doubt it will be so enjoyable. For you, at least.” 
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thecreaturecodex · 10 days
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Shrine Skelm
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[The shrine skelm, like all of the skelms, rules, but I didn't like how it doesn't have any ability to magically conceal its alignment. Considering that spells like misdirection and nondetection exist in 2e (although now they have non SRD names like "veil of privacy"), it seems a bit of an oversight to have a monster whose whole deal is deceiving religious figures whose cover can be blown by any 1st level paladin. So I gave it the "feign faith" ability, and some spell-like abilities to synergize with it.]
Shrine Skelm CR 5 LE Monstrous Humanoid This gray-skinned figure is nearly human, except for his yellow eyes and rack of antlers. He wears priestly vestments and expensive-looking holy symbols.
Shrine skelms are skelms that specialize in abusing religious authority. Regardless of what faith they feign, they are skilled at interpreting its doctrines and stories in the most restrictive and cruel lights, using them as excuses for the abuse they heap onto their followers. All of their parishioners are at risk, of course, but shrine skelms focus their ire on those who question their authority, or those who have something that they envy. Exorbitant tithing is often the first sign that a shrine skelm has infiltrated a church. Shrine skelms are skilled at seeming like a wise counselor one minute and a cruel adjutant the next, listening to their followers at prayer and probing their minds to learn their hopes and fears. Worshipers or clergy especially prone to hatred, rage or anger may find themselves groomed to become a skelm themselves, and a church can rapidly be converted into a front for a synod of shrine skelms.
Shrine skelms prefer not to fight themselves, instead letting their minions get their hands dirty while supporting them with spells. A shrine skelm’s most formidable ability is the ability to steal divine spells cast by real clerics, paladins, inquisitors, etc., which can both be used as a combat tactic and to denigrate anyone who tries to display the truth of their faith versus the skelm’s disguises and lies. Once the chips are down and their true nature revealed, however, a shrine skelm is just as hateful and violent as any skelm, using their antlers and fists to gore and bash enemies.
Shrine Skelm CR 5 XP 1,600 LE Medium monstrous humanoid Init +3; Senses Perception +11, scent
Defense AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 13 (+3 Dex, +1 dodge, +3 natural) hp 57 (6d10+24) Fort +6, Ref +8, Will +7; -2 vs. emotion effects DR 5/cold iron
Offense Speed 30 ft. Melee gore +11 (1d8+5 plus trip), slam +11 (1d4+5) Special Attacks feign faith,seize prayer Spell-like Abilities CL 6th, concentration +11 3/day—aid, castigate (DC 17), command (DC 16), detect thoughts (DC 17) 1/day—enthrall (DC 17), retribution (DC 18)
Statistics Str 20, Dex 16, Con 18, Int 19, Wis 15, Cha 21 Base Atk +6; CMB +11; CMD 25 Feats Deceitful,Dodge, Magical Aptitude Skills Bluff +13, Disguise +13, Intimidate +18, Knowledge (religion) +10, Perception +11, Spellcraft +12, Stealth +12, Use Magic Device +13; Racial Modifiers +4 Intimidate Languages Aklo, Common, telepathy 30 ft. SQ change shape (Small or Medium humanoid, alter self),skelm traits
Ecology Environment any land and urban Organization solitary or synod (2-7) Treasure standard (holy symbols, other treasure)
Special Abilities Feign Faith (Su) When a shrine skelm wears a holy symbol, its alignment detects as the alignment of that god, and its castigate and retribution spell-like abilities treat the shrine skelm as a worshipper of that god. A creature attempting to detect the skelm’s true alignment must succeed a DC 18 Will save to do so. The save DC is Charisma based. Seize Prayer (Su) As an immediate action, a shrine skelm can attempt an opposed caster level check to steal a divine spell cast within 30 feet of it. This spell must have a verbal component. If the shrine skelm succeeds this check, both the skelm and the caster take 1d8 points of damage per level of the spell, but the shrine skelm becomes the spell’s sole target. Skelm Traits (Ex) A shrine skelm gains a +4 racial bonus on Intimidate checks and a -2 racial penalty on saving throws against emotion effects.
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Backtalk (Crosshair x F!Reader)
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Pairing: Crosshair x F!Brat!Reader Category: Smut (18+) Warnings: Oral sex (M!Receiving), Dirty Talk, Dom/Sub Undertones Word Count: 1.1k+
A/N: Based on a conversation with @maybethatfanfictionwriter (go check out their work!).
It started as a small joke between you and Wrecker, picking on Crosshair each time he passed by. The clone would shoot you with his usual glare before continuing what he was doing. It went on for a few weeks, Crosshair's annoyance growing more and more visible with each joke thrown his way.
It wasn’t until the rest of the Batch were out on a mission, leaving you and Crosshair behind on the Marauder to your own devices. You’ve already restocked everything on your last mission, leaving you to run a diagnostic on the systems since Tech was away. The silence between the two of you was heavy, the pressure nearly unbearable as you glanced behind your shoulder. Crosshairs’ brows were furrowed in concentration, toothpick switching positions every so often as he tended to his sniper rifle. You smirked as you turned around, resting your cheek on your hand.
“I never noticed how big your gun is,” you hummed, eyes flicking over the disassembled pieces. Crosshair grunted.
“It’s not just a gun-it’s a rifle,” he clarified with his typical scathing tone. “If you’re going to admire my weapon, at least do it correctly,” he added. You sighed as a devious smirk crossed your face.
“You must be compensating for something having a weapon that size,” you retorted.
Crosshair froze, the dim lighting of the ship glowing on his stiff form. His neck craned back as his nostrils flared, eyes ablaze with vexation. You stumbled back as he rose from his seat, his sharp shoulders raised as he marched towards you. The sheer amount of ire that seeped through every crease and pore on his face was enough to send a chill down your spine. A small gasp left your lips as your back came into contact with the cold surface of the wall. When you gazed back, the sniper stood a mere foot away from you, his chest rising and falling as he bared his teeth.
“I’ve had enough of your little ‘jokes’,” he hissed, his cold breath sending goosebumps rippling over your skin. Yet despite this, you couldn’t help but turn the corners of your mouth up.
“What jokes?” you drawled as you tilted your head. Crosshair narrowed his dark eyes as he slammed his arm next to your head, caging you in place. Your heart pounded in your ears as the sniper leaned closer.
“You know damn well what I mean, an’edee,” Crosshair seethed. You swallowed thickly at his pet name for you as you clenched your thighs together. He raised a brow as his hand fell from the wall to your tight shoulder, his lips ghosting over the skin of your ear. “You really like to use your mouth,” he husked. You shivered when Crosshair gently squeezed your shoulder, his face brushing against yours.
“I think it’s about time for you to put it to good use,” he lilted. Heat flooded your cheeks as you felt your core gush with arousal. You gave him a smirk.
“Is that a threat…Crossie?” you asked in a sultry, teasing tone. His scowl deepened as he snapped his toothpick between his teeth, spitting the splinters out onto the floor as he kept his eyes on your lips.
“No-it’s an order,” Crosshair husked. Your eyes widened as his mouth suddenly crashed against yours. You moaned as you tasted the remnants of tobacco and mint on his chapped lips. He breathed in through his nose as he pressed his lean hips against yours, something hard sliding against your clothed cunt.
You swore you could get drunk off this feeling: his lips dancing with yours, hands on your waist, the smell of gun oil and sweat lingering with every touch. You gasped as he snatched your hair, tugging on it as he pulled his mouth back. Both of you stared into each other’s eyes for a moment as he caught his breath.
“I won’t make you do anything you don’t want to…but someone has to teach a brat like you some manners,” Crosshair snarled as his other hand roughly cupped your chin. You parted your lips as his nose brushed over yours, mouth caressing your own.
“I’d like to see you try,” you smirked. Crosshair scoffed as he released his grip on your chin. He kept his other hand wound tightly in your hair as he dragged you along, the slight sting only adding to your arousal as he dragged you over to his previous seat. You yelped as he sat down, bringing you to your knees. His mouth was curved in a triumphant, wry grin as he slowly spread his legs apart. You twisted your lips, remaining on your knees as you simply observed Crosshair’s movements.
“Oh please,” he rolled his eyes before bringing your face closer to his blacks. Your heart thrummed in your ears as you came even closer to his clothed erection, his breathing steady as he guided you. He stopped just short of a few inches, his hand remaining on your head as he tapped his fingers against your scalp.
“Do I have to spell it out for you?” Crosshair scowled, his voice laced with impatience. You frowned and huffed as you braced your hands against his inner thighs before bringing them up to the waistband of his slacks. You felt his cock twitch as you tugged at the blacks, letting it spring free from its dark confines.
You flinched as it bounced up, nearly smacking your cheek. What he lacked in girth he definitely made up for in length-the sheer size of his member causing your walls to flutter. His breathy chuckle broke you from your thoughts.
“I suppose I’m not compensating for anything after all,” he mused as he leaned on his forearm, watching you with half-lidded eyes. He chuckled at your unsure expression, shifting his hips forward so the crown of his dick nearly grazed your lips.
“Well? Aren’t you going to at least try to put that mouth of yours to good use?” Crosshair spat. Your face grew hot at his reiteration, eyes wandering between his smug grin and the weeping tip of his cock. The scent was heady, the musk wafting up as you parted your lips.
Crosshair continued to wear his smug smirk as you lapped at his slit, moaning as his salty precum leaked down the crease of your tongue. He sighed as you kissed the flushed crown of his dick before swirling your tongue around the tip. You closed your eyes as you decorated his cock with small kitten licks, letting your drool coat his pointy tip. His hips shifted forward as he began to relax, the pads of his fingers weaving through your hair as he sank lower in his seat.
You heard him grunt softly as you wrapped your lips around his head before shallowly slipping about a quarter of his member inside the warm cavern of your mouth. Just as you went to speed up, however, Crosshair squeezed your locks.
“No, no, no. I want you to take your precious time with this, understood?” he said lowly. Your eyes watered as you nodded, his cock still lodged between your lips. Crosshair squeezed your hair again before letting you get back to work his hardening dick. You were tempted to bite down on it, just to see what he would do. But the constant rubbing on the back of your head reminded you of his reprimands.
You decided to suckle on his head, your hands bracing his inner thighs as he reclined in his seat. Each drag of his cock inside your sweet, wet mouth brought it deeper and deeper until the tip of your nose came into contact with his lower stomach. Crosshair seemed somewhat impressed with your “accomplishment”, his eyes merely trained on your slobbering mouth enveloped around his veiny shaft.
“Ah, see? I knew you could be obedient,” he chided as he slipped a fresh toothpick into his mouth. Your nostrils flared as he chuckled quietly, the sound sending sparks flying through your body. “Now, be good and don’t stop until I claim that tight throat of yours with my cum,” Crosshair hummed as he brought both of his hands back up to the table. Your face grew hot as you felt a trail of precum gush down your throat, his cock twitching inside you as he carried on with reassembling his weapon.
It pissed you off that he had this much control-his demeanor shifting back to his usual stoic self as you slurped and sucked around his shaft. You dipped the pads of your fingers into his blacks before suddenly moving your head up and down at full speed. Your eyes watered as you gagged, drool spilling onto your shirt as Crosshair’s breath hitched.
“An’edee,” he warned, though the way his hips dipped up at you swallowed his cock said otherwise. You could see the strain in his face as he fought to maintain control, his hands falling onto your head as he grimaced. “Ah-kriff,” Crosshair grunted before bucking his hips into your slick mouth. Your heart felt like it was ready to burst as your air supply was cut off with every drag of your mouth and thrust of his hips. He groaned as his hands curled into your hair. The clone gritted his teeth as he pulled your lips back to the hilt, a whine escaping his lips.
“T-Take every drop I give you, slut,” he hissed before stiffening with a quiet groan. You moaned around his length as you felt hot streams of his cum shoot down your esophagus. Crosshair shivered as he gently rocked his hips, fucking the rest of his spend down your throat. Both of you panted as he fell limp in his seat, his eyes half-lidded as he gazed at your lips still snugly wrapped around his cock. It was quiet in the room for a moment before you let his cock slip from your mouth with a slick “pop”.
His dick glistened in the dim lighting as you sputtered, your throat starting to feel sore and raw now that the adrenaline was fading. Crosshair leaned on his leg as he wiped some spit from the corner of your mouth as his chest rose and fell.
“I’m almost impressed you actually did a sufficient job,” he hummed as he stroked your cheek. You rolled your eyes at the backhanded compliment before suddenly jumping into his lap. Crosshair blinked as you hovered your hips above his, your mouth lingering next to his ear.
“I bet you couldn’t do better,” you teased as you rubbed your soaked pants over his softening cock. The clone smirked before suddenly spinning you around, his fingers rubbing your sensitive pussy through your clothes.
“You really have no idea what you're getting yourself into...mesh’la,” Crosshair murmured.
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Translations: An’edee- all bite Mesh’la- beautiful
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