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#io. oh. my. fucking. god.
coldshrugs · 7 months
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"are you alright?"
YES I AM NOW, THANK YOU FOR ASKING
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dbphantom · 9 months
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moonlightrift · 1 year
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RESCUE MY MANS THE SCIENTIST
also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SEVEN ARE ALIVE!!!!!! I'm so fucking happy but also so unbelievably terrified because of what the AMIE fragments warned of, will we even be able to recognize them when they come back?? Will The Nothing have molded them into new people, or will their core remain the same?? I don't think I will emotionally handle the idea that we see them all again and they're nothing (heh) like how they were 😔👊
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cinnabeat · 7 months
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so evil of them to not put a beta test in na im gonna scream
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ohii-san · 2 years
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oh my god discord shut down the old client . it's not actually down, they're just forcing android users to update on mobile to the new version by completely killing the old version . that's why it's not working . i'm actually so pissed right now the update is borderline inaccessible to me and makes my stupid autistic brain go insane because the changes are too numerous and vast
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babydarkstar · 2 years
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idk why people think it’s normal and okay to bring their regular ass dogs into the store
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writingstoraes · 1 year
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total swiftie 🎶
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader
type: instagram imagine/social media au
notes: this was requested but somehow i cant find it in my inbox :(( anyway i hope u like this, anon! happy the eras tour 🤍 sorry this took so long lol
about: it's your life mission to convert charles into a total swiftie.
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yourusername i once believed love would be burning red — but it's golden, like daylight 🌅
appreciation post for the personification of the lover album, songs and the entire english vocabulary are not enough to express how much i adore u 🤍
(ps. pls join me in being a swiftie baby)
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charles_leclerc As much as I want to, I just can't grasp the folklore love triangle, amoúr
f1swift LMAO NOT THE FOLKLORE LOVE TRIANGLE??? Y/N SO REAL FOR THIS
lecsmidnight absolutely right queen charles is such a lover album
sainzz55 more like 1989???
pierregasly I caught Charles today watching the Bejeweled music video if it helps 😅
charles_leclerc MATE
yourusername awwww baby :((
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charles_leclerc Spontaneous adventure around the city at night + my passenger princess ❤️ (She races me for the AUX and blasts Taylor songs the whole ride in her efforts to convert me into a swiftie)
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yourusername anddd how am i doing so far?
charles_leclerc Getting close 😘
leclercs13 y/n converting charles into a swiftie is just so real of her
carlossainz55 Just be a swiftie Charles, Midnights is so good 😁
yourusername SEE YOU GET IT CARLOS
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charles_leclerc How I masterminded my way into catching my girlfriend by surprise with the fact that I actually am a Swiftie:
1. Adore how passionate she becomes when talking about her favorite artist
2. Let her rant about album theories, which "Taylor's version" we get next, and finally listen properly when she explains the folklore love triangle
3. Learn Taylor Swift's entire discography, from debut until now
4. Pester the whole grid in helping me get The Eras front row tour tickets
5. Surprise her with the concert tickets and just watch her have the time of her life (surprised that I know the lyrics to the songs)
6. Just when she thinks the night ends at the concert, take her to a magnificent dinner and propose using a "Paper Rings" reference.
isahernaez Oh my god the big surprise is finally here! Congratulations, you two 🥂
lecs13 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE LAST STEP IM GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT
sainzzhero charles proposing what the actual FUCK I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
danielricciardo ...I am so honored to be the one who got the tickets (me and my fast typing skills)
landonorris You only got those cause my computer lagged 😒
carlossainz55 You two arguing I was literally the first one on the website
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yourusername i like shiny things, but i'd marry you with paper rings, charles_leclerc 💍
except you actually got me a real ring, but i would have said yes as long as it's you. je tàime, my love 🤍
charles_leclerc Excited to spend the rest of my life screaming Taylor Swift songs in the car with you, baby 😚
c2legends such goals im going to cry
charles1655 GOD ME WHEN
lewishamilton Congratulations, Y/N and Charles 🥂 Swiftie Charles is a refreshing new side of him hahaha
carlossainz55 Best wishes, you two! Please remember: I was the first on the ticket website. Don't believe whatever Daniel says 😁
arthur_leclerc Welcome to the family, Y/N! I also want tour tickets 🙏
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notes: this took some time to make lol ANYWAYYYY thank you so much for reading and lmk what u guys think! 🤍 tumblr is giving me a hard time right now apparently the formatting is weird in ios devices 🥹 like the bold texts are all off n shit and it wont let me fix it 😭
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missrockii · 4 days
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blk fem reader x toji
s. you send husband!toji a suggestive picture while he's at work
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imagine sending husband!toji a single text that reads 'you alone?' when you know he's at work. it doesn't take long for him to respond with a 'what's wrong?'. it's unlike you to start up a conversation without greeting him, even if you guys had last spoken just 10 minutes prior. when you don't answer immediately, he follows up with 'i am'—which is a lie. his coworkers currently stood in front of him, engrossed in a conversation that toji was once involved in, but you didn't have to know. quickly, almost too quickly, you send an image attachment that is blurred out by the invisible ink ios feature. with sweaty palms and a sped-up heart rate in fear of the worst, he runs his thumb over the blurred-out box. his eyes scan the image when the blur is completely gone and... oh my god. he throws his head back and squeezes his eyes shut at the realization. toji immediately feels the blood rushing to his dick when he looks back at his phone and sees your half-naked body lying on your shared bed on his screen. the picture spans from the bottom half of your face to your thick thighs that look like they are calling toji's name. the back of your index finger was lodged in between your plump pink lips, and all toji can think is how much of a fucking tease you are. his eyes trail from your cleavage that is spilling out of the pink lacy bralette to the black satin panties decorated with a small pink bow in the center of the waistband. he wants to look away to keep his erection and the thoughts of what he would do to you when he gets home at bay, but it's so hard to stop staring. on the other end, you send a follow-up message that reads 'i miss you' and await his response with a devilish grin. you know that you are his weakness, so why not use it to your advantage? you watch the three dots disappear and reappear at the bottom of your screen three times until toji sends an 'oh my fucking god'. the thought of having him in such distress over a simple picture of you makes you laugh. once again, the three dots appear and his next message comes through quicker this time:
'i'm on my way in. be ready.'
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bonicle · 6 months
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i made a pause menu for my game and oh my god. IT FEELS SO OFFICIAL WHAT. coming soon to an itch io page near you. a game with a fucking PAUSE MENU
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jungwnies · 2 years
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warnings : thigh riding , fingering , filthy smut , very descriptive , mdi pairing : dom!jungkook x afab!reader
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"has anyone told you how sexy you look sitting like that?" you tease as jungkook sits comfortably on the catch with his legs spread out. manspreading, if you will.
you walk towards your boyfriend sit in his lap and wrap your arms around him, straddling him. you place a kiss on his lips and smile, pulling away.
jungkook smiles back at you and kisses your forehead than your lips, "how sexy do i look, hm?"
you cup his face and giggle, "very, but i should get cooking with dinner."
as you are about to get up jungkook holds you down and smiles, he pats his left thigh suggesting for you to sit solely on one thigh. "how about you give me a little treat before you make dinner?"
you giggle and sit on his left thigh, you then wrap your arms around his neck and bury your face into the crevice of his neck and shoulder and place kisses on it. jungkook's hands move to your hips as you make small back and forth movements on his thigh. "i can feel all your wetness already, why didn't you just tell me you wanted a ride when you saw me?"
"i have to make dinner." you mumble continuing to grind your hips on his thigh. you move from his neck to his lips and kiss him passionately, "don't flex your thigh like that baby, i might come sooner."
"cum for me whenever you're ready, my love." he whispers into your ear pushing your shorts down and moving your panties to the side. his finger making circles around your clit, with light pressure.
soft moans coming from your mouth, you could feel his cock growing in his pants, "are you sure you just want me on your thigh, love?" you ask palming his hard.
jungkook nods and kisses you, "let's make you feel good first, okay?"
you nod and throw your head back as you quicken your pace on his thigh, the feeling of his fingers playing with your clit leaving you to chase your high as well. your moans continue to increase in volume as jungkook lets out soft moans from the way you're grinding on his thigh.
"ah, fuck jk.." you moan as you move faster. "o-oh g-god!" you moan out as you release your cum on his thigh soaking through his shorts.
"shit, y/n." jungkook moans as you see his a wet spot appear on his shorts. "i didn't think you could make me cum without touching me, but that really, that felt so fucking good." jungkook says breathily as he kissed you softly.
you stand up and put your shorts back on, "i'm going to clean myself up in the bathroom and make dinner, i'll be right back." you say and place one last kiss on his lips before walking away.
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guys I just was on TikTok for like, a couple hours for the last 3 days and oh my god tumblr is so much better.
mostly because I will say this again and always.
TikTok is tumblr 2.0
The most horrible takes, I actually hate that I used my main hate seethe ow io hate this.
someone save me, oh I hope I don’t get hate on my main.
not because I said anything bad but because TikTok people are a different BREED.
okay example!
Example 1: a video of 3 young teen girls with unblurred faces smashing the remains of a melted ice sculpture.
the comments were filled with hate for these kids like they had punched someone or something, most of them were like “if I saw that I would have beat those kids” and “evil! Can we dox them?”
dude, it was crazy.
Example 2: a video of a horse picture with the text “they ruined the cannibalism metaphor with their shitty poems”
Idk what the context is for that actually lol.
example 3: someone in a mental health matters tagged video saying that you can’t help people who are suffering from Self Harm because it’s on them to do that, also “people who send SH/ED’s pictures are bad people and attention seekers”
that made my jaw fucking drop, like while I’ll always advocate “please don’t send people fresh Self harm photos period” I’m not going to demonise someone that does, because that is beyond a cry for help that’s a scream.
and also everyone was demonising cluster B people, and people who are violent because of mental illness/people who scream and yell say things that hurt people because of mental illness are bad people aswell.
like.. oh my god, it’s different if it’s not purposeful malice and just mental illness shit. Like I know people who are exactly like that, and they are people I love and care for deeply. It’s not their fault they can’t control their emotions because they have can’t control emotions disorder. They regret it deeply and hate themselves for it and want to be better and loved.
that’s truly what most of mentally ill people want, myself included.
and again and again I see people who are like “these people are horrible and don’t deserve help”. Your feelings of being triggered and fucked up by seeing your friend’s self harm is AWFUL! It sucks! But if you love them, you should put yourself first and be kind.
(Literally just going “hey dude, I love you fuck tons but I can’t deal with seeing your self harm. It’s not because I hate you, it’s not because of anything like that. I’m just not as strong as you when it comes to seeing these things, and it makes me uncomfortable. I’m happy to be here and talk about why you feel this way and I’ll be here for you. But I just don’t have the skills to deal with the sight of injury, you are my friend I care about you (REAL NO JOKE)”)
sometimes the people you love will say things that hurt you because they are hurting incredibly badly and just want someone to see that and tell them
“it happens, sometimes (insert mental illness) happens. You’re not a bad person for it happening. so many people are like you and are suffering the same pain, and it happens. You will feel bad until you feel okay, healing takes time. And learning to live with (insert mental illness) is hard, no one ever said it’s easy. It’s hard and it takes a long time, but it gets better <3 because we aren’t perfect! no one is! we hurt and scream and push away those we love and it’s hard to fix that. Sometimes we don’t, but it happens. We will make mistakes and hurt others and ourselves, that’s life. And I’ll be here, because I believe in you even if you are hurting, even if you tell me he most vile shit, I’ll stay. It’s not okay you say that, but your (insert mental illness) it happens and until you feel better I won’t hold it against you. I’ll be hurt, but I won’t hold it against you. Your you, and I think you deserve to live and not hurt anymore. I’ll listen, I will listen.”
mental illness is not a monolith and is so hard and difficult to understand sometimes, we are social creatures and all we want is care and kindness.
YES I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU TOO NPD AND ASPD PEOPLE!
I will never know how to help someone, I will always just flounder until I figure something out. But trying is really all we can ever do.
I love you guys, we are all fucked up we are all so fucked up. And that’s okay, you will be okay.
one of these days it’ll stop, and you will stop feeling bad and feel okay. Some of us will have a hard, hard time figuring out how to do that.
but don’t give up, because I won’t. Even if you couldn’t fulfill your dreams I’ll hold them softly for you, if you suffer let’s suffer together.
if you die, I’ll remember you, if your scared we can be scared together.
It’s going to be okay, because people do care. People actually do care, and your not done yet, just hold on.
you will get there, just hold on. We will make it, we will all make it.
I am still hung up on the first one.
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tulipanthousa · 5 months
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OH! and also talk about Io, Adder, and Remus.
Oh my God. Not a braincell in sight. Io comes hurling out of revel crowd on a dare thinking lu is gonna either die or get the threesome of ly dreams. Adder and io miscommunicate So Hard and we wind up with hinge remus and his fuckbuddy/sidepiece io. Everybody pining WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FUCKING. I am so excited for it. Just messy college pilycule drama. They all get to be clueless irresponsible young people. Morons. Dumb as bricks.
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code-pain · 11 months
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Day[123]
Protagonist: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Louis: LANGUAGE!!
Rin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Yakumo: OKAY WHO TAUGHT RIN THE FUCK WORD?
Mia: 'The fuck word'.
Io: You all use the f word all the time
Rin: Oh my god she censored it
Mia: Say fuck, Io.
Yakumo: Do it, Io. Say fuck.
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clownculler · 2 months
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hey, you guys know anything about Lancer?
I like mechs. I have been incredibly autistic about mechs at multiple points in my life. and through the ancient, well guarded, and infallible technique know as the "vibe check", I have determined that each and every Homestuck character is the appropriate type of autistic to also obsess over mechs. No, seriously, I want you to tell me you cannot picture them all grease monkeying about in a mech bay.
"but Io", you might say, "@vexwerewolf is already writing that shit."
to which I say, "yeah, duh, go check it out." but also, watch me tell you what mechs all the kids run, because to my knowledge they haven't done that, or at least haven't told anyone.
John/June: Our friend Egbert strikes me as someone who picked their mech based on what struck them at the time. That is to say, they pilot a Vlad and stumbled ass-backwards into the licenses to construct a terrifyingly effective melee-cqb build. Mostly IPSN with some bits and bobs from SSC and Harrison.
Rose: Mostly Metalmark and Mourning Cloak. She has, on multiple occasions, had to bite back frustration at having lied in the perfect sniper nest or ambush spot, waiting for the perfect moment to strike, only for John and Jade to steamroll the target while she's still out of range.
Dave: This one's a bit tricky. I figure Dave runs either a Raleigh, covering June's back in what is probably a pretty sick display, or a Nelson, running down anyone who tries to flee the Harleybert onslaught. I could also potentially see him forcing a Lich into a more combative role with core bonuses and mods, but that hinges on him getting mixed up with Horus in a way the other alpha kids aren't likely to (although I can totally see Bro pulling that kinda shit.)
Jade: The Monarch/Sherman/Barbarossa artillery platform run by Jade Harley is the stuff of legend, often talked of in excited tones from core worlds to the long rim. Imma be honest I'm not too clear on the build details. Hell, there's a chance she runs some Pegasus stuff too. Point is: she lays waste to the surrounding environs and often plays a role in breaking enemy formations.
Jane: Minotaur, oddly enough. She's been questioned on why she doesn't run a Lancaster and she replies that its lame as hell. She might be as close to objectively wrong as is possible in this assessment, but I respect her opinion. Roxy has a tendency to cackle like a madwoman when an enemy's movement gets fucked in this way.
Jake: Almost definitely a Raleigh but with the worst optimization you have ever seen. Imagine if John's strategy of "that looks cool" didn't have the safety net of narrative contrivance. This man has the most useless licenses he could get his hands on. He has no synergies, he has no combat loop. Okay that's not quite true; he actually is sitting on a god-tier build, but refuses to swap away from Raleigh.
Roxy: A couple possibilities. One is that she is a pure hacker, using Goblin and Minotaur to wreak havoc on the enemy positioning. Perhaps some Kobold if she feels like being more involved in the action. The other possibility is that she does what I do, and stacks a shit ton of nanocomposite mods on a Pegasus platform.
Dirk: Oh you already know. Get your MGRR memes and textmashes ready because this motherfucker is running Atlas. Also flicker field projector, because what else could a flash-step possibly be. Same goes for Dave btw, I just forgot to mention it. He will never admit the extent of his disappointment that Jane will not pilot the horse mech.
I'll probably come back for the trolls.
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yandere-plague · 1 year
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[Yandere Agent Jones]
(Oneshot)
Got the Zero Point book a few days ago and omg wenagade waider.
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"I WANT TO GO HOME!"
You screeched at Jones. The madman who 'saved' you from your home universe.
"Im hearing you baby, its... alot to adjust to the island. But I get you, I really do."
"You're lying!"
"I wish I was darling, I really, really wish I was." He fumbled with the wedding ring on his hand.
He's married.
"You keep on saying my 'world' is dangerous! Yet you don't say a single thing thats wrong with it!"
He thought about it for a minute.
"Pollution?"
"Oh for gods sake, I'll be DEAD before that would even remotely effect me." You glared at him, maybe he would realise that your world isn't as bad as he thinks.
Yet, he smirks?
"You won't die, not anymore."
You stared at him, what the fuck is he on about?!
"If you work in Island Loop Control, you are given immortality."
and I've managed to get you a job."
You couldn't breathe.
"No, no no nonono..."
He hugs you, his suit digging into your skin.
The next breath you took stunk full of cologne.
"We are going to be together forever baby, and we don't have to worry about a thing."
He whispered into your ear, before placing a kiss on your neck.
You didnt notice the metal ring he put on you, branded with the IO logo.
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oathofkaslana · 29 days
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7 11 21 !!
7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
hmm. none that really fit to a T but for hoyoverse the way particular people react around characters like cnnri bc of collei or like. otto. kill me. i dont even actually hate any of these characters/pairings!!!!!
w cnnri people shove the three into this nuclear family dynamic that i absolutely hate esp bc it tends to accessorize collei for the sake of yaoi and mischaracterizes her. it also just frustrates me bc these three already have an incredibly interesting relationship you could analyze but people don’t give a fuck abt it bc they refuse to see collei as a narratively equal important character when trying to analyze these three.
w otto it’s somehow both otto fans and haters. some people are absolutely incapable of treating women normally oh my god. whether it’s being misogynistic and misunderstanding otto and kallen’s friendship or completely disregarding kallen’s agency and reducing her to her romances.
11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered?
way too many too count.. definitely over 200 though (many just being like. roleplay tags or x reader tags) very few are character names but they exist.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped?
hmmmmm.. i don’t see hi3 takes enough to declare what’s overhyped but if i said. and i dont.. see enough gershwin takes screammmm. but i have to say wr/ios story quest i hate him sorry. i hate his story quest in general as well. i can’t find the quest enjoyable. even w like characters i don’t like (ex: chvreuse) i can at least appreciate them from a more objective point of view
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