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code-pain · 2 months
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Day[382]
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You'd think after having played Code Vein many, many times I'd get the layout of map down.
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interdimensionaldiner · 9 months
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Io: ...It looks like blood
Nora: It's not blood, honey. It's cranberry juice.
Io: ...smells like blood-
Nora: ITS NOT BLOOD!!!
Io: ...
Nora: ...
Io: ...I think it's blood.
Nora: Gah! Whatever! Drink blood then! Have at it! I'm done!!
Nora slams her waitress cap onto the counter as she storms into the back. Glass crashing into the ground intensifies from the kitchen.
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troythecatfish · 2 months
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dante-redgravee · 1 month
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Guys look I tried to make Ciel in code vein
I plan on doing Sebastian as well
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skelekins · 8 months
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nemes
herror glorror glirror glitter hotch - chachacha horch-HORCH hitch glotch >:| blitch blootch glood glid blerror - too close blorrer bludder bloor
>:o glaxe d-sfdsljfsf glixe - jfc erraxe axor
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current name
HUNGRY
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phuuca · 2 years
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I wanna write Code Vein fanfiction, but I don't know what the fuck to write since I haven't finished the fucking game.
The struggles of a mentally ill gay boy.
*fist clench*
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shitpost edition
Nova and 5O are friends in elden ring. Virgo disapproves of this, seeing as 5O is the frenzied lord and she has to deliver destined death to him
when i can be bothered to get the space waifu ending i’ll be using a character that looks like SPACE MEDIC
M4 is enjoying his vampirism in skyrim
@puppydoesarts doesnt think I made 5O in code vein twink enough
i will literally never use the drifter as long as I live
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codehimbo · 3 years
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MC: I demand an adult
Louis: You are an adult
MC: An adultier adult
Jack: I found my gremlin
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emi-dragonice · 2 years
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Jack: I'm not married to Eva.
Orchid: You aren't?
Yakumo: You aren't?
Louis: I thought you two were...
Mia: me too...
Eva: We aren't?!
Jack: Eva...
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mintyandcocoa · 3 years
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Juno was reckless and Jack yelled at her for it. Louis was the only one to have her back.
Ft. Long hair Juno
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code-pain · 4 months
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Day[306]
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Seras(CV): If you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your blood bead on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Silva: Wilkos, you didn’t.
Seras: …
Jack, pinching the bridge of his nose: five minutes...I left you alone for five minutes.
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fefe-ig · 2 years
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Louis; where’s Fefe
io; she went off somewhere..
jack; and you let her
io; yes.. was that a bad thing..?
jack; I swear-
yakumo; wait hold up lemme get her
yakumo; FEFE LOUIS WANTS A HUG IN
P U B L I C
louis; no wait-
fefe from the other side of the area; REALLY
jack; i-
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code-vine · 4 years
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MC: ...Hey Yakumo?
Yakumo: Yeah?
MC: How do I show my appreciation for everyone?
Yakumo: Oh it's easy, just compliment them on something, use me for practice.
MC: *nods*
MC: You have eyes.
Yakumo:
Yakumo: ...Your heart is in the right place and that's what matters.
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enduringsea · 3 years
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I’m still messing with resolutions and settings that won’t set my laptop on fire, but a stupid post was needed
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