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gregorovitch-adler · 1 year

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“You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!”

It was worth a wound—it was worth many wounds—to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking.

Translation-

Holmes (panicking) : Are you okay? You would have died, my dear Watson!

Watson(instead of focusing on his own wound and the trauma of almost getting shot) : Uh... I like your mouth.

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magpiecrust · 8 months

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Watson: Holmes, when was the last time you got any sleep?

Holmes: I don't know, 2/3 days, not important. I don't need sleep, i need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.

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atamh · 2 years

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@consult-sherlockholmes

You, Sherlock Holmes, are pure reason toppled by sheer melodrama and an excessive need for narcotics. I shouldn’t be surprised, of course, but I hoped that John could keep you on the right path.

How wrong was I.

I was just informed that the strand of your hair – which I cut off and sent to the lab – came back positive. Since you did not keep your promise, you will now be treated accordingly at the addiction unit of the hospital.

Please be prepared for their assessment, Sherlock.

You’ll be needing it.

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ineffablyyours · 2 years

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Holmes: My parents almost named me Sherrinford.

Watson: What, really? 😂

Holmes: Mm...

Watson: And here I was thinking you couldn't possibly come up with anything more peculiar than "Sherlock."

Holmes: You're one to talk, Ormond.

Watson: ...

Watson: Ouch.

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warrenwaskilledbyadeer · 1 year

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Holmes when Watson proposes to Mary: You're supposed to be my partner!

Watson: I am your partner!!

Holmes: No you're not. You're disloyal.

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strangesthirdeye · 7 months

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Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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vodkabutgay · 16 days

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[Time skip Moriarty Gang]

Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?

William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.

Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?

William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!

Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?

William:

Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 134

Jason: We here?

Tim: Two streets away, but this'll do.

Jason: For what?

Tim: Punch me in the face.

Jason: Punch you?

Tim: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jason: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Tim: Oh, for god's sake. *punches him*

Jason: *punches him back*

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crazydaymycrazyway · 1 month

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William: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Sherlock: I don't know, how are you?

William, flustered: Well, I-

Albert, looking at them from the opposite couch: I'm doing well, thank you

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loichte · 2 months

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Sherlock, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? John: The car takes a screenshot. Mycroft: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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gregorovitch-adler · 1 year

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Holmes: You are the criminal! You were the one who murdered this man; explain yourself.

Criminal: You need to understand, this man had threatened to sexually assault my daughter in the past, Mr Holmes! You should spare me.

Holmes: