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#incorrect johnlock quotes
adumpofdumbstuff · 2 months
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Because y’all liked my first one so much…
Greg: Is that a hickey?
Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!
John: Morning, Greg!
Greg: Morning, mosquito.
Edit: ok over 100 notes?? Thank you. Just a reminder I have a Johnlock fic here. Shame on me for advertising.
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John and Sherlock: *staring out the window*
Mycroft: What are you doing??
John: Sherlock broke the tv so we're watching a couple break up across the street
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topsyturvy-turtely · 1 year
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sherlock: I KNOW!!!
john: you know what?
sherlock: i know what the H stands for!
john: *pinching the bridge of his nose* sherlock can you just dro-
sherlock: john hedgehog watson
john: ...
sherlock: ... :)
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sherlockwatsons · 2 years
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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 4 months
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I just watched Season 5 Episode 24 / 42mins.20secs where Wilson brings House to Mayfield
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(Sorry for the crappy quality)
And boy the first thing I immediately thought “SHERLOCK TRAMC SCENE SHERLOCK TARMAC SCENE SHERLOCK TARMAC SCENE”
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THE PARALLELS
I love cinema.
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Incorrect Johnlock Quote #5
John: There's no way he likes me back. Greg: Sherlock would throw himself in front of a moving car for you. John: Sherlock would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Sherlock: You love me, right John?
John: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
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bibyebi · 1 year
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Sherlock: can you hold this for me?
John: sure
Sherlock: *holds john’s hand*
John:
Sherlock: thanks
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catlock-holmes · 9 months
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Kitty Riley: If you need someone to set the record straight
Sherlock: Bitch Im gay . You cant set me straight.
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This one's for the Johnlock shippers :)
A shot of Sherlock running, the video freezes and John's voice takes over: There Sherlock was, trying to catch the girl. And by that I mean that we were trying to get hold of a female serial killer. And Sherlock was running too fast.
(The video resumes.)
John: I'll meet you around the corner, honey.
(Source: me-e-eh u u uh u 🎵)
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Sherlock: Heyyy
Sherlock: sooo um
Sherlock: I kinda maybe like sorta
Sherlock: have a bit of an idea
Sherlock: it's a little bit psychotic but if you want to know more
John: mhm yeah good morning to you too
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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
John: ...
John: Fuck you.
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Johnlock texting
John: ITS HARD TO READ WITH EARS IN YOUR EYES
Sherlock: *typing*
John: Tears*
Sherlock: Ok Picasso
John: FUCK OFF
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sherlockwatsons · 2 years
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“You know what the Chinese smuggler cypher says, Sarah? Come take a look, here's what I've translated so far. It says ‘get… the… fuck… out Sarah I hate you and John is mine’. Huh, interesting...”
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whispersfrom221b · 8 months
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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?
John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.
Sherlock: Exactly.
John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.
Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.
John: Date?
Sherlock: Yes, John, date.
John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?
Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."
John: That's a phrase.
Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.
John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.
Sherlock: Is that another phrase?
John: No, that's me asking you out.
Sherlock: For romantic purposes?
John: That's the general idea behind dating.
Sherlock: Fine.
John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.
Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.
John: Dating you is going to be fun.
Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.
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Incorrect Johnlock Quote #3
Sherlock: We have a problem. John, glaring at him from the other side of the prison cell: No, you have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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