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Hypnos, kicking in the door to his sisters (the fates) room: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME AND MY TWIN FALL FOR THE SAME MAN?
The fates: funny
Hypnos: fu- funny? FUNNY?!?!
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Zagreus, running around Asphodel: It is hot as hell in this fucking ass, hot ass room I'm in—
*sees Than chilling in the corner*
Zagreus: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?
from this video — makes me giggle every time i watch it
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Zagreus: Live fast, die young, leave beautiful corpses
Hermes: You get it coz!
Thanatos: Zagreus. No.
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MELINOË:
Our grandpa is Chronos
ZAG:
?
MELINOË:
Remember my lecture - he ate his children.
ZAG:
:(
The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical ⚡️
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Ares vs. Zeus
Ares: *referring to his wife, Otrera, and their daughters, the Amazons* “All women are Queens.”
Zeus: *referring to his first wife, Metis* “If she breathes, she’s a THOUGHT!”
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LOSING IT 😭😭
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Annabeth: What happened to your face?
Percy: Fencing injury.
Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-
Percy: I was jumping a fence.
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Nico, during house of Hades: oh you wanna be my friend?? My best friend even?? Drink poison then.
Jason, no self preservation skills: C H U G
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Could you imagine that it wasn’t Percy Nico learned curse words from, it was Hades?
Please note that I base all my Hades raising the di angelo siblings from this fic right here. In case I put in the wrong link (again), it's fic where Hades, Maria, and Persephone were all their parents and they never drank from the river Lethe. But they still stayed in the Lotus Hotel and Maria still died.
(8 year old) Baby Nico: Fuck!
Everyone:
Hades: Where did he even- *looks at Zagreus*
Zagreus: IT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!
Hades:
Persephone:
Zagreus: Why me?!?! Bianca is right there! *points to Bianca*
Bianca: I didn't do it
Hades: She said she didn't do it.
Zagreus: \(ಠ⌓ಠ)/
Persephone: Nico, Nico, bambino. We- we don't say that. That's a very bad word.
Nico: But papa says it all the time
Everyone:
Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )
Persephone: Is that so...?
Nico: Mhm. He says it all the time to Achilles and Zaggy!
Hades: (⊙︿⊙ )
Persephone: Ooooooouuuh. Maria's gonna be maaaad.
Castle shakes a bit:
Everyone:
Persephone: ...WELP! Come on, piccoli. Let's get you two to bed.
Bianca: Aww, but we're not sleepy.
When they're gone:
Maria's ghost: HAAADDDEEEEEEEEEESSSS
Hades: Cazzo
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RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Death's Beauty
When Adamas And Hades found out you...were participating in the tournament on humanity's side
Adamas*Looks at you worried*Arent...scared of dying?
Aztec!Y/n*Smirks and Pats shoulder*I do not fear death...Because death is beautiful~
Adamas*looking at you taken aback*DEATH IS BEAUTIFUL!?
Aztec!Y/n*Chuckles at his reaction and play with the tiny spider you found*Gold has value because it's rare...Life has Value because it's short...*Looks up at the Oldest Brothers, glancing at Hades more*...Death gives Life Value...
Hades*Eyes shined at that reasoning, and feel rather hot under his collar*"Oh Gaia Give me strength to not get my youth crush on them again-"...
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*Achilles arriving in the underworld*
Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“
Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”
Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“
Hades: “Look around”
Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”
Hades: “Exactly!”
Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”
Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”
Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”
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Greek gods and their mottos:
Zeus: Justice above all.
Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.
Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.
Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.
Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.
Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.
Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.
Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.
Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.
Artemis: Women can do everything.
Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.
Athena: Knowledge is power.
Dionysus: Rage on or go home.
Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.
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Barbatos: *sunbathing naked* "the sun's so warm it's shining on my 🍆 today's a good day~"
Foras: "Orias just came back"
Barbatos: *immediately puts his clothes back on* "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
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Achilles: *formally introducing Patroclus and Zagreus* Lad, I’d like for you to meet my partner-
Zagreus: Partner in crime or like partner romantically?
Achilles: *excitedly* Both! He’s versatile!
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More Thoughts on Hephaestus & Ares
Zeus: *finds out that Hera bore a child from him and another that’s not his own* “That’s metal, I shall do it a thousand more times.”
And he assumes she had Hephaestus with another god and not on her own. He has no right to be, but he’s bitter. So, whenever he’s disappointed with Ares he’ll straight up say that the boy is illegitimate and not his own.
Zeus: “Your disruptive nature is better suited to my brother, Poseidon.”
Ares: *thinking* ‘…would that he cared for me any more than you do, I’d be tempted to accept that…’
Zeus: “Your destruction and bloodlust lends more to you being the spawn of Hades! Whereas his son is far more hospitable and polite! If not for my nephew’s physical resemblance to him, I’d say you two were switched at birth!”
Ares: *muttering* “…would that that were true…”
Zeus: “What was that?”
Ares: “Nothing, Lord Father.”
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