Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

draco : i have a special place in potter's life

harry : constant headache ?

draco : no, ✨ character development ✨

harry : so i develop better taste after i had the misfortune of meeting you ?

draco : ...

draco : >:(

Hermione: Why are Harry and Draco sitting with their backs to each other?

Ron: They had a fight.

Hermione: Then why are they holding hands?

Ron: They get sad when they fight.

Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.

Harry: (being interviewed) What three words would I use to describe Draco Malfoy? White, blonde, and British.

tell me a joke — incorrect drarry

Draco: So... Tell me a joke, Potter.

Harry:

Harry: my life

Draco, laughing hard and tearing up: woah, that’s a good one.

Harry, crying in the corner: *sniffles*

Harry: you said you've had a crush on me since fourth year

Draco: third year. possibly second

Harry: so why were you still always so mean to me??

Draco: well.

Draco: toxic psychotic compulsive self-denial

Draco: in other words daddy issues.

Keeping up with draco's unhealthy love obsession with potter S1 Ep1 (Lucius losing draco in a crowd) Lucius : Draco, oh god Draco!! Lucius: has anyone seen my son, Draco! Lucius: that mothers adrenaline is kicking in Narcissa : wtf dear Lucius: I can see every equation, DRACO!!! Lucius: excuse me ma'am have you see my son tall, blonde, silver eyes, says potter a lot, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet. Lily : is that him over there? * points to draco clinging unto harry as if his life depends on it * Lucius : yep *sighs * Lucius : accio Draco Draco : NO! * Malfoy family disapparate home *

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A/N: If y'all want a part two then just like and share this post, I want this to get at least 50 likes before I make a part 2 and since I've been running short of ideas I've decided that if any of y'all have ideas you can suggest them in the comment section and the idea I like best will be used in part 2 and don't worry if possible I'll pick about 5 to use in the next 5 episodes. Also please ask for permission before re-blogging it would be very appreciated if you do. Finally, the first person/people to like, re-blog, and comment(a nice comment, pls) on part 2 would be able to ask me to make a mini fic for them of a ship (harry potter only), any genre(like angst, fluff or smut) and any theme, you can ask for anything at all including au's but please do try your best to explain what you want. Feel free to suggest ships to see whether I can do them or not. That should be all, Adiós.

Harry: Did you know kissing

reduces stress?

Draco: .. Okay?

Harry:

Draco:

Harry: I'm just saying because you

look stressed. Like really

stressed.

Draco:

Harry: Just wanted to let you

know.

Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

draco: ill take care of you

harry: but it's rotten work

draco: well yeah duh but have you considered i won every annual How Well Do You Know Potter contest in the hogwarts potter forum for the entire time we've been in school

harry: the what now

harry: *seductively takes off glasses*

harry: wow

draco: *blushes* haha.. what?

harry: you're really fucking blurry

Draco: why is Harry crying?

Ron *eating a sandwich*: oh, that's because he doesn't have his life together

Draco to Harry: Mind if I join?

Two gays crying together 👍

bad boys — incorrect drarry

Harry, smirking as he put his foot on the table: So I heard you like bad boys...

Draco:

Harry: Because I am the baddest bad bo— oH SHIT MY LEG CRAMMPED, HELP !!

Draco, rethinking his life choices:

Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”

James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”

Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”

Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?