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(in)correct quotes from harry and draco as a ship (in fact this is canon) icon and background pic from: upthehillart
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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?
Ron: Honey?
Hermione: Yes dear?
[Harry turns to Draco]
Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?
Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.
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Cedric: Are you fucking my boyfriend?
Draco: Not in this exact moment, are you blind or something
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Draco: Can you do a backflip?
Harry: No
Draco: Same, we have so much in common I think we need to get married.
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[At the Yule Ball]
Draco: I’m gonna throw ron to the punch of the dance
Harry: No Draco you can’t do that! You know we can’t drink alcohol…
Draco: *throws Ron Weasley to the punch*
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Harry: send dudes
Draco: *sends him a nude*
Harry: that's not what i meant! i'm in a battle!
Draco: oh
Harry: nice dick tho
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Lucius: Stop dating my son!
Harry: You know what? I’m going to start dating him even harder!
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Draco: Bitches be like “I’m fighting my own demons” and then the demons seem to be me
Harry: Could you get over it I only called you demon ONCE in a fight
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Draco: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river last time we went camping.
Harry: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
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Hermione: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Theo: Theft
Ron: Disturbin the peace
Pansy: Aggravated assault
Draco: Arson
Harry: All the above. In that order, probably
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Harry, staring at Draco: he wants me so bad
Ron, jokingly: oh, really? Where are you getting that idea?
Harry: The voices in my head
Ron, unable to tell if he’s joking or not: Ah…
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Hermione: Ron wouldn't kiss me after our first date
Ron: Well, good couples don’t need to kiss on the first date
Harry: Yeah, Draco and I didn’t even kiss until our third date
Draco: It made the sex of the first two dates feel very impersonal
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Draco: Anyone wanna get into an argument with me?
Blaise: Fine, Potter is overrated
Draco, taking his wand from his pocket: I was kidding but you know? now I’m gonna kill you. Run.
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Harry: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Dumbledore: Wasn’t Draco with you?
Draco: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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[Draco and Harry holding hands]
Hermione: So who confessed?
Draco: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet
Harry: You yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them!"
Draco: And it worked
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Draco: Could you ever see us being more than friends?
Harry: Yes! I’m so happy you asked!
Draco: Really? because I-
Harry: I can totally see us as animagus!
Draco:
Draco: ¿?
Harry: Hang on, let me find the picture I drew!
Harry: You’re the dragon and I’m the lion :)
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Harry: I heard some idiot tried to fight an hippogriff today
Draco, with his arm broken and many scars on his face: Well, maybe the hippogriff was being an asshole
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