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totallycorrectjohnlockquotes · 2 years

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Sherlock: You love me, right John?

John: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 11 months

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This one's for the Johnlock shippers :)

A shot of Sherlock running, the video freezes and John's voice takes over: There Sherlock was, trying to catch the girl. And by that I mean that we were trying to get hold of a female serial killer. And Sherlock was running too fast.

(The video resumes.)

John: I'll meet you around the corner, honey.

(Source: me-e-eh u u uh u 🎵)

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quotes-of-various-fandoms · 11 months

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Sherlock: I’m starting to think our neighbors hate us.

John: It’s taken you this long to figure that out?

Sheelock: In my defense, death threats are pretty standard fare where I come from.

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Detective!Ghost : Punch me in the face!

Y/N : …punch you? 🤨

Detective!Ghost, points to his face : Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Y/N, squints : I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Detective!Ghost, rolls his eyes : Oh, for god’s sakes.

Detective!Ghost, smacks them hard across the face :

Y/N, gasps : 😨😵‍💫

Y/N, returns the punch to his face :

Detective!Ghost, stumbles a bit : Thank you. That was …that was…

Y/N, continues to punch him in the gut :

Y/N, puts Ghost in a headlock : You ought to remember, Ghost, I was a soldier! I killed people!

Detective!Ghost, struggles to break free : You were a doctor!

Y/N, grips harder : I had bad days!

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strangesthirdeye · 7 months

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Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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incorrect-moriarty-sherliam · 2 months

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John * at the police station*: Hi, I’m here for Sherlock

Officer: Last name?

John: Ah, you must be new.

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 134

Jason: We here?

Tim: Two streets away, but this'll do.

Jason: For what?

Tim: Punch me in the face.

Jason: Punch you?

Tim: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jason: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Tim: Oh, for god's sake. *punches him*

Jason: *punches him back*

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whispersfrom221b · 9 months

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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?

John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.

Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.

John: Date?

Sherlock: Yes, John, date.

John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?

Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."

John: That's a phrase.

Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.

John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.

Sherlock: Is that another phrase?

John: No, that's me asking you out.

Sherlock: For romantic purposes?

John: That's the general idea behind dating.

Sherlock: Fine.

John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.

Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.

John: Dating you is going to be fun.

Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.

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onceandfuturelesbian · 1 month

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merlin: newsflash, i have no plan.

merlin: everything i’ve done in the last ten years has been me making stuff up as i go along.

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sherlockcorner · 1 year

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they are married in my heart or in another universe...

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adumpofdumbstuff · 3 months

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Because y’all liked my first one so much…

Greg: Is that a hickey?

Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!

John: Morning, Greg!

Greg: Morning, mosquito.

Edit: ok over 100 notes?? Thank you. Just a reminder I have a Johnlock fic here. Shame on me for advertising.

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ladysolitaire · 3 months

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Molly: I'm sorry I kissed you. Sherlock: I'm not.

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skeletal-petals · 1 month

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sirius: punch me in the face

remus: punch you?

sirius: yes, punch me in the face, didn’t you hear me?

remus: i always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you talk, but it’s usually subtext

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Detective!Ghost, leaning closer to insepct : Do people actually read your blog?

Detective!Y/N, stops typing abruptly :

Detective!Y/N, glances at him : Where do you think our clients come from?

Detective!Ghost : I have a website.

Detective!Y/N, sighs & went back to typing : In which you enumerated two hundred and forty different types of bourbon brands. Nobody’s reading your website.

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strangesthirdeye · 8 months

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Sherlock: *makes a deduction about the characteristics of the killer*

Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with a look of love*

Sherlock: *stops when he notices Y/n is silent* What are you doing?

Y/n: *with an expression of falling in love and a sweet smile* You're smart.. I love you.

Sherlock: *stopped responding and looked at Y/n with a blank expression*

John: *sighing* I think you broke him.

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