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Louis: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Bonde, Moran, Fred: Awwww
Louis: And I tell myself “If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything”
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issalesnunes · 2 years
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Sherlock: I'm not interested romantically, I just... I want to discover all the mysteries and secrets of William James Moriarty.
Miss Hudson: Yes, in the novels this is called the gay subtext.
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Flirting..?
Miss Hudson: You both are hopeless.. Sherlock and William staring at each other, confused: Hm.. John: Can you guys just flirt like normal human beings instead of hoping to die for one another thinking that gets the point across!
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getosbf · 11 months
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Louis: Brother Albert! What did you have for dinner while I was gone?
Albert: salad.
Louis: oh? That's Good.
Albert: it was mostly grapes. A grape salad.
Louis: ...
Albert: and the grapes were fermented.
Louis: ...
Albert. Wine. I had wine for dinner.
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solarianvoidthearoace · 10 months
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Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)
Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”
Liam: “Seem?”
“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”
Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine
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mybones537 · 6 months
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Random question. Does anyone else fell like there are not enough Moriarty the Patriot x reader fics?
And should I write a Moriarty the Patriot x reader fic?
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vodkabutgay · 16 days
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[Time skip Moriarty Gang]
Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?
William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.
Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?
William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!
Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?
William:
Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?
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crazydaymycrazyway · 1 month
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William: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Sherlock: I don't know, how are you?
William, flustered: Well, I-
Albert, looking at them from the opposite couch: I'm doing well, thank you
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loichte · 2 months
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Sherlock, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? John: The car takes a screenshot. Mycroft: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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tachikoma-x · 3 months
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What is with that Sherlo-lisa smile?
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“Hey John, check out my investigative notes on the lord of crime.”
“But Sherlock, this is just a page with the name ‘Liam’ scribbled all over?”
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William: Louis, what do you have?
Louis: A KNIFE!
William: Okay, have fu-
William: NO!
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issalesnunes · 2 years
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Sherlock: Liam, I'd like to propose—
*Louis spits out the tea and William looks like he's about to cry*
Louis: What do you want? With my brother?
Sherlock: —an idea
William: oh...
Sherlock: That we should get married.
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Dating Advice
Billy: Hey, can I have some dating advice? Sherlock: Just because I am with Liam, doesn't mean I know how I did it!
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chuuliam · 2 years
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Sherlock after the newspapers exposed Liam as the Lord of Crime:
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beneath-the-mask · 1 year
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Albert: I would do anything for you dear~
Y/N: really?
Albert: of course!
Y/N: anything?
Albert: anything!
Y/N: quit drinking.
Albert: ….
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