My Roman Empire is passionately defending the aroace-ness of Sherlock Holmes.
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Detective!Ghost : Punch me in the face!
Y/N : …punch you? 🤨
Detective!Ghost, points to his face : Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Y/N, squints : I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Detective!Ghost, rolls his eyes : Oh, for god’s sakes.
Detective!Ghost, smacks them hard across the face :
Y/N, gasps : 😨😵💫
Y/N, returns the punch to his face :
Detective!Ghost, stumbles a bit : Thank you. That was …that was…
Y/N, continues to punch him in the gut :
Y/N, puts Ghost in a headlock : You ought to remember, Ghost, I was a soldier! I killed people!
Detective!Ghost, struggles to break free : You were a doctor!
Y/N, grips harder : I had bad days!
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i love when fictional detectives are fucked up little guys
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I'm curious as to how holmesian tumblr's tastes have changed since 2013. Please reblog so I get more data!
(Data! Data! Data! I cannot make bricks without clay!)
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sherlock teaching john to dance is easily the most romantic piece of writing in the entire show like the symbolism of sherlock standing alone surrounded by dancing couples is suggestive enough but the addition of him having taught john how only confirms the sentiment that he’s alone because he’s meant to be dancing with john
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Chapped
We were never going to work
like chapped lips
I lick mine and kiss yours;
it only made things worse.
4/11/24 via @cassiopoet
art is mine :]
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Lestrade mulls things over with his cat, Prosecco.
the #Lestrade_with_a_kitten tag where you can learn about cats, Lestrade and other such nonsense!
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“Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe!”
~ Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock S1E1
“Dont talk, don't breathe, don't think!”
~James Kirk, Star Trek TOS S1E16
“Don’t turn your head, don’t look away and don’t blink!”
~ The 10th Doctor, Doctor Who S3E10 (credits to @longcatspock and @mearchy for adding this one)
Please tell me you can see it too
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Detective!Ghost, leaning closer to insepct : Do people actually read your blog?
Detective!Y/N, stops typing abruptly :
Detective!Y/N, glances at him : Where do you think our clients come from?
Detective!Ghost : I have a website.
Detective!Y/N, sighs & went back to typing : In which you enumerated two hundred and forty different types of bourbon brands. Nobody’s reading your website.
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The 60s version od superwholock
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With nearly 50% of the vote, Charles Augustus Milverton is hereby named the most evil character in the original Sherlock Holmes canon! Huge thanks to everyone who voted, I hope you enjoyed it
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