#aaaaand post.
ok, ok, here is my semi-personal essay about ASTEROID CITY, americana in the shadow of the bomb, nested stories of grief, old man yaoi(?!), feeling like an alien, and potentially wes anderson’s first piece of queer cinema (NOT CLICKBAIT)
[also on twitter]
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Everybody thinks that Jon is the Eye's favorite child when in fact Jon is canonically a shared custody child of literally every single fear however Jonah worked her ass off for over 200 years to serve the Eye a crisp w on a silver platter so do you REALLY think that Jon is the Eyes favorite child or do you just hate it when a girlboss wins?
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in-universe, mr hyde is real the way the muppets are real
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psa to catboy owners:
i've seen a trend going around recently where some will substitute chatbots into their catboy's enrichment routine. this is unacceptable!
catboys are social creatures, and AI chatbots provide no real sense of connection with peers that catboys get in their native habitat, the roleplay forum! i understand not everyone has adoptable pet sites in their area, but other RP alternatives (such as discord or tumblr) are much healthier than using a chatbot. catboys need RP to develop social skills, exercise creativity and regulate stress. putting your catboy in front of a chatbot and calling it a day is, frankly, unethical.
this has been a friendly reminder! keep your catboys healthy!
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i think everyone is allowed to have their own opinions on the neverafter editing. i'm glad that the crew are trying new things, and i think it's great that the fandom as a whole isn't nasty about it, and instead is just sharing their opinions with no mean spirit.
that said, i think mirror brennan is hot
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please don't shout it scares my phytoplankton girlfriend. i have to carry her around in this cup here or she gets lost due to her microscopic size. she is the love of my life
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kantaro was one of those kids who used hair chalk to color his hair
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his barbaric two weed-smoking idolatrous wives vs my refined four mandrake-eating god-fearing wives
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tbh i haven’t done a lot of diving into the tag yet but imho the friendship dynamics in the quarry are more interesting to me than the relationship dynamics
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reagan ridley what the world needs amv but it's edited in the way amvs were in 2010 or something
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I want to horny post but it'll just sound like I'm some bitch in heat and then I'll get reblogged by certain Tumblr blogs unironically and that's not how my horny posts are supposed to be handled.
I know I can draw it but it's not enough i need to raise my ass in the air and scream. And everyone has to hear it
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catgirl dad: "time to meow the lawn"
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Harvey Specter is the kind of guy to pretend like he totally forgot your birthday or special anniversary and then at the end of the day actually show up with something as meaningful as he can manage to bear without being embarrassed. And the receiver, after one or two birthdays or anniversaries, knows this, and knows to pretend as well that Harvey forgot.
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castoria happy trail.....
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peace and love on faggot earth
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AQUATIC CREEPYPASTAS:
Jeff the KRILLer
Slender MANTA RAY
Ben Drowned
The LAKE
Smile DOG FISH
Squidward's Suicide
Russian SWIM Experiment
Eyeless JACK FISH
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