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Simon: you wanna talk about bad decisions? I used to kidnap my daughter in law. Frequently, as if it were a regular weekend activity. And you wanna know who would come to save her? A 12 year old boy and a dog. And they would beat the fuck out of me... this happened every single week FOR YEARS.
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Finn, after losing his arm: What happened?
Peppermint Butler, holding up "a farewell to arms": This should explain everything.
Finn: I fell in love with a nurse during world war one?
Peppermint Butler: No, just the title. It's - *shocked and irritated* There's no way you read this.
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Magic Man: Maybe it'd help if you guys listed my worst qualities.
Finn: Rude.
Jake: Annoying.
Tiny Manticore: Batshit insane.
Finn: Chaotic Awful.
Jake: Annoying.
Magic Man: You already said 'annoying'.
Jake: Underline it.
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LSP: is your dad bee keeping age?
Marceline: wha-? Who? Simon?
LSP: yeah girl is he bee keeping age?
Marceline: what does that even mean?
LSP: it means I want him all up on these lumps
Marceline: DUDE! THATS MY DAD STOP!
LSP: SIMON ARE YOU BEE KEEPING AGE???
Simon: •.• ??
Marceline: LSP YOURE NASTY!! NA NA NA NASTY!!!
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Ben , Finn dick and dipper : You've never complained about my methods before.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : I'm not complaining.
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: You're not? What do you call this?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Uh, we have a barter system...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Our rooms...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Ben , Finn dick and dipper: Our dog...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : The dog!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper:ship , beemo , brucely and. Waddles is our dog!
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: You've been in this room for two weeks, I insist you have to get out.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on Earth, at all.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper
: So you're free this evening?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Absolutely.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Dinner?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Wonderful.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos:The Royale?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: My favorite.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Gwen , lady rainicorn , Artemis and melody’s coming.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Not available.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: You're meeting her, Tennyson, Mertens, Grayson and pines!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Have you proposed yet?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: No, I haven't found the right ring.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: Then it's not official.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: *You* wear a jacket.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper :Allow me to explain.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Right, you've had your fun.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: What's she after, anyway?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: It's time to press on.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: What could she possibly need?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : It doesn't matter.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Midget.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: So you agree?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos : What were you doing?
Ben , Finn, dick and dipper : Will you allow me to explain?
Kevin,jake , Wally and soos: I wish you would.
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#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#ice king#candy queen#adventure time#text posts meme#incorrect quotes#text post memes
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Nerdy wiz-kid science textbook
Simon takes scrabble seriously
This is the text if you can't read it, but replace Faust with Simon 👍
#I stole the text from incorrect guilty gear quotes btw#simon petrikov#fionna campbell#fionna the human#cake the cat#fionna and cake#adventure time
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[Angel!Y/N & Lucifer going through their old stuff]
Lucifer, digging : Hey.. this looks oddly familiar *pulls it out* wait, isn’t this—
Angel!Y/N, flustered : oh— yeah..
Lucifer : This is my old shirt when I was an angel! You.. kept it all this time?
Angel!Y/N : Yeah, its— uh its means a lot to me..
Lucifer, teasingly : oh really? You even wore it?
Angel!Y/N, chuckles : I actually wear it as my pyjamas to this day
Lucifer, blushed : Y-you do?
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Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.
Leo: Good god, that's depressing.
Splinter: No, it's not.
Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensai, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.
#cause he always makes the toaster explode#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: adventure time#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leonardo#master splinter
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Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:
The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.
I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.
Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Y/N: You and me!!!
Simon, tearing up: Okay.
Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.
Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.
Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.
Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.
Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.
Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Simon: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Simon: Th-
Simon: The scary parts.
Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.
Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Simon: The economy is in shambles.
Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
#simon petrikov#simon petrikov x reader#fionna and cake#fionna and cake Incorrect Quotes#adventure time#incorrect quotes
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Part five + Rohan (and others) because they just fit too perfectly
Also ask box is open if you wanna ask for drawings/text posts cause I’m fresh outta ideas
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"Hey dad can you stop kidnapping my lesbian girlfriend, she's not into you"
-marceline, adventure time.
#ice king#simon petrikov#marceline the vampire queen#marceline#adventure time#incorrect quotes#incorrect adventure time quotes
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Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes
Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.
Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.
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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.
Pomni: for safety.
Ragatha: yeah, sure.
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Ragatha: how are you?
Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.
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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?
Ragatha: we're stuck here.
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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*
Ragatha: what are you doing?
Pomni: *muffled* having me time.
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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.
Ragatha: oh, no, not really.
Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.
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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!
Ragatha: nice weather today!
Pomni: thanks!
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Princess Bubblegum: Do you want to talk about your feelings?
Marceline: No.
Lemongrab: I DO.
Princess Bubblegum: I know, Lemongrab.
Lemongrab: I'm ANGRY. And SAD. And SCARED.
Princess Bubblegum: I know, Lemongrab.
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Nightwing: I don’t know about this, Hood.
Red Hood: The last time you said that you ended up loving it.
Nightwing: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a rocket launcher. They are two very different things.
#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#originally I want the first time Dick said that to be a naughtier scene#but in my mind when it comes to that Dick would be the adventurous one#so it’s about food then#jaydick
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Kate: To prove you are the real Yelena, tell me something only the real Yelena would know! What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.
Yelena: Kate, there’s no way I would remember that.
Kate, hurt: I remember!
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