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Incorrect Grayson-Todd Quotes
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Damian: If we play egg hunt at Easter, we should play Santa hunt or reindeer hunt at Christmas.
Dick: No…it’s not, it’s just not how it works.
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Tim, finds out that Dick ordered a sexy Christmas dress with a pair of fishnet stockings: How much did Jason pay–
Tim: No. How much do I have to pay you to NOT wear that?
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*Wayne manor living room*
Jason: I’m gonna stuck this thick fucking staff into your-
Dick: JASON!
Damian: *has no fuck to give, now petting Titus*
Jason: What? You don’t want this giant candy cane in your sock? *actually holding a giant candy cane*
Dick, blushing: Wha- whe-where did you get that?
Jason, smirks: You mean the candy cane?
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Jason: Love makes you do stupid things.
Tim, glances at Jason, who curls up on the couch, wearing a pair of toy reindeer horns and a ugly sweater while Dick, who wears a matching sweater, is snoring in his arms: Yes, and it’s more visible than ever.
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Jason: Is there anything you want for Christmas?
Dick: Oh don’t worry about it, it’s the thought that counts.
Jason: You’re getting a bad dragon then.
Damian, appears from nowhere: There is no such a thing as bad dragons.
Jason:
Dick:
Dick, turns Jason around so Damian won’t see him cracking up, with a straight face: Of course, I’m sure all dragons are really kind.
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Jason, to Tim: Eating like that you’ll never grow over 6 feet.
Dick: You have opinions about men being under 6 feet?
Jason:
Jason: Yes.
Jason: I think they’re absolutely kings.
Tim, sipping coffee so black like his soul: Simp.
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he says that but still takes tim’s food cause he’s a hungry hungry boi.
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Jason: Are you gonna finish that sandwich?
Tim: You sure you want that? I could be carrying unknown contagious disease.
Jason: That’s the benefit of being a zombie.
Tim: I could be carrying unknown ALIEN contagious disease.
Jason: WOOO RIGHT, alien boyfriend, so scary. *takes the left sandwich*
Jason: If said disease exists, Bruce wouldn’t have survived this long.
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Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson
Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd
They are happily married
Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕
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Jason: These gangs keep seeking for troubles. I don’t even have time to watch the new Wednesday.
Dick: Why bother? We have Wednesday at home.
Jason: If you pull out Damian’s picture and say-
Dick: Wednesday at home! *showing Damian’s picture*
Jason: I’m leaving.
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Dick: *getting kinda horny seeing Jason cutting his fingernails, assuming something is gonna happen tonight*
Jason: *simply hates to get blood stuck under his nails when cleaning his own wounds*
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Roy: Isn’t it weird that I had slept with your boyfriend yet we’re still friends?
Jason: Unfortunately, I’m trapped in a community where most people either almost married my boyfriend, had slept with my boyfriend or have a crush on my boyfriend.
Jason: I’ve learned to give up unrealistic expectations to have half of a social circle.
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The murderer who killed Batman’s parents saved many lives by creating Batman. Batman killed many people by refusing to kill Joker.
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Jason: I traveled through the world to learn from the best and the worst, but honestly, Dick Grayson is the one who enlightened me the most.
Jason: When I run out of torture ideas, I remember what my cellmate in Blackgate told me about his encounter with the first Robin, the real Terror of the Night. Man, that little birdie was absolutely feral, what a muse.
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Prompt Voting is Open!
The mods are pleased to announce that Prompt Voting for JAYDICK WEEK 2023 is officially open! Click the link below and vote for up to 21 of your favorite prompts.
💙❤️ VOTE FOR PROMPTS HERE ❤️💙
The poll will remain open until December 18th. Then, on December 20th, we’ll reveal the official prompts for the week.
In the meantime, happy voting!
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Prompt Voting Period: Dec 4 – Dec 18
Prompts Revealed: Dec 20
Work Period: Dec 21 – April 15
☆JAYDICK WEEK☆: April 16 – April 22:
☆Bonus Week☆: April 23 – April 29
💙❤️ COMMUNITY EVENTS SCHEDULE
Superlatives Revealed: Ongoing
Spotlight Submissions Open: Jan 15
Spotlight Submissions Close: Jan 28
Ideas Graveyard: Feb 12 – Onward
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JAYDICK AWARDS 2023: Creator Achievements!
It’s time to announce the third set of awards from our Superlative event! This time we are honoring some of our favorite creators in the JayDick fandom. We can always count on these people to do that one thing they do so well.
Check out the amazing people below the cut and meet your next favorite author.
And don’t forget to submit your prompts for Jaydick Week 2023!
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Jason: *holds a gun out to Dick*
Dick: I-I don't believe in guns.
Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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Tim: Everyone saves their files, I’m turning the system off and on again.
Jason: Oh trust me, no one would like to be turned off and on again.
Bruce:
Tim:
Tim: Jason, please. Not everything has to be about your death. We do this every week, she will be fine.
Jason: I’m actually referring to the other night Dick Grayson kicked me off and then tried to kiss me 10 minutes after but alright.
Dick, across the room: I WAS THE PHONE!
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