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Recent Victim: Simon Petrikov
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As a professional procrastinator, I feel like I need to share that I AM writing something, here is a sneak of peek:
I’m not giving any context, I wanted to write fluff, but the way it’s going, it kinda turned into angst. This will also be cross posted on Ao3. Kay bye.
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The last two new episodes are coming out tomorrow. I’m really hoping that Tom Kenny was being dramatic and everything ends well for Simon. And us Simon fans will only be crying tears of joy (I really hope this is true and I’m not in denial right now).
Besides, how can Fionna and Cake be the saddest role Tom has ever played. I mean, have you SEEN the first SpongeBob movie? I’m definitely in denial right now.
I’ve never been so scared of a Thursday in my life. Prepare to watch me lose my mind tomorrow.
#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#adventure time#rambles#if he dies i die#i am so scared#see you tomorrow#i’m gonna cry#i have a test tomorrow#why are they making me suffer???
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I’m so scared now 😭
WHATS GONNA HAPPEN, TOM?! TELL US! YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT GIVE AN EXPLANATION!
Simon better not die. Marceline needs Simon, I need Simon!
The wish Betty made to “keep Simon safe” better protect him.
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!!!!Fionna and Cake SEASON 1 EPISODE 8 SPOILERS!!!!
This is nothing but me sharing my unorganized thoughts about the episode.
The end of this episode literally almost made me have a panic attack.
But hey, we’re probably going to see Betty again, I knew somehow she was gonna stop Simon from putting on the crown.
AND THEIR LOVE STORY AAAAAH!
I was literally waiting for their backstory/love story to be mentioned. I’m lowkey scared that they might try to make Simon and Fionna a thing. I don’t think they will, but after seeing Fionna kiss the Winter King, it’s a small fear lingering in the back of my mind.
They made me watch BMO die twice, THEY MADE ME WATCH BMO DIE TWICE.
AND THEN ALL THAT DID WAS MOTIVATE SIMON MORE TO PUT ON THE CROWN!
I’m so glad they had Fionna SEE what Simon putting on the crown means for him.
I can’t get over how Orbo is played by Bandit’s (the dad from Bluey) voice actor.
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!!!FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 1 EPISODE 7 SPOILERS!!!!!
This is nothing but me sharing my unorganized thoughts about the episode.
I can’t stop thinking about how Fionna, Simon, and Cake just left baby Finn. Like, I just watch the episode and I’ve only watched it once right now, but didn’t everybody that maybe could’ve take care of him die.
PB? (I’m assuming)
Martin?
Huntress Wizard? (I can’t remember if her name was different for the episode)
I guess there’s still the AI of the tank, the tank that is broken and can’t go anywhere. So, the only chance of Finn having food is if he can reach Martin’s soup.
They should’ve just little Finn with them! I know they didn’t have time, but Finn needs to stop being abandoned as a baby!
I kinda wanted to jump PB for ACTUALLY CUTTING SIMON!
He’s been through enough, leave him alone!
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Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:
The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.
I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.
Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Y/N: You and me!!!
Simon, tearing up: Okay.
Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.
Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.
Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.
Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.
Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.
Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Simon: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Simon: Th-
Simon: The scary parts.
Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.
Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Simon: The economy is in shambles.
Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
#simon petrikov#simon petrikov x reader#fionna and cake#fionna and cake Incorrect Quotes#adventure time#incorrect quotes
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Simping for this man was not on my 2023 bingo card
But I’m not complaining. Time to start writing the x reader Simon deserved.
#adventure time#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#this man#i love him#you can’t take him from me#I won’t let you#he’s mine#i’m normal#no I’m not#why is he so adorable#give him a happy ending#he needs it#please#be nice to him#they added that grey streak and he got hotter
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