everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me

So…I was playing papa’s scooperia…

kazuichi got papa’ed 🗣️‼️‼️

Wheatus listener *side eyes*

wawawawawa

AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHUAHAN DING DONG DING DONG DING DING WODJNFIWJDNFIWJ$NFIJNWD IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL IM GOING TO GO BROKE HAHAHAHB

How sad to watch him grow

i feel like the scene of todd saying “but there were sparks!” and wallace denying the sparks very existence implies that sparks aren’t always reciprocal. so, with that in mind;

wallace and scott get drunk asf during their would-be college years. wallace makes a joke about scott kissing him, to which scott takes as a dare. they kiss and scott immediately bursts into laughter afterwards while wallace is… dumbfounded. he sees sparks everywhere but chooses not to say anything as he watches his best friend and the man he has just quite possibly fallen in love with fall into hysterics over the idea of them being together.

I NEVER POSTED THESE!!! IM CONSTANTLY IN A STATE OF ZIT

checkmate.

based on ch 5 of Primum non Nocere by @aughtpunk!!

WHEN IT COMES TO A SNACK PACK I CANT LIIIIEEEEE

I WANNA RIDE

Mr.Sandman~

Your boy which you’ve seen already @venomous-qwille

Grr qwille ever since you’ve shared his personality with us, he’s on my mind I love he <333 ough soft moon

Pls read Ghost in the Machine I’m begging people to learn the lore

Whb knew how to get my simp ass when they made Mammon. I want to fondle those tiddies, motorboat them, sleep on them. Just bury my face in 'em and let them comfort me while Hell's biggest sugardaddy softy strokes my hair >;c

HE’S GOT SOME LETHAL WEAPONS

my partner is so sweet they never wanna hurt anyone but they know I uhm. Well if you’ve seen my posts you know I wanna be hit by a truck sexually but anyway my partner is so sweet they do these very gentle annoying smacks on me constantly to get my attention because they love me + attack me sweetly. Now I need to train them to bite full force

this fucking face that he makes

he’s so soft i’m sick to my stomach. like i can’t take this anymore