mutual aid request

i don't think i'm going to make rent for may, so instead of pushing it to the last minute i'll just ask now. give me a hand if you can, please. i've been out of a job for nearly three months and nothing has been working out. i also have commissions open- details are available at my kofi but if you need more info my dms are open.

well I’m just lying for money

Im not "blatantly factually incorrect" I'm engaging in a long tradition of mystic apophasis

what the hell is this title

Birthday gift art for @jame7t of their sona as a vashtoor from warhammer 40k! :3 I wanted to make something fun so i combined their favorite unit with their sona for this cool blue look!

ID in ALT text!

Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

Several animals don’t even look marketable

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a jame7t

Why are you trying to get there .

Hey can you put some beeswax on your ears we have to sail by some women soon

WOMEN? WHERE? *gnaws at the rope keeping me tied to the mast*

Holy

FUCK

This guy has altered my opinion of Neopets^^^

Pickles up to mischief this morning

hey girl can i pleeeease Never Ever come over to your house

Also it’s my birthday tomorrow so nobody is allowed to argue with any of my posts

I mean I love your squirming.

Oh okay :3

Yay :3

i hate your squirming

G…ggghg… y..you Hhuh…, gh

I love telling people to be quiet then blocking them. Now you’re quiet

Is it cool if I squirm in here

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff