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primofate · 8 months

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Genshin Angst Headcanons - Why the two of you broke up

Note: Had an unexpected free day! I haven't written in a while, please excuse the mistakes, if any.

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Warning: Some are pretty predictable. Each of them have their own issues, lore wise, so some are lore heavy. You might not agree with some of them, but its how I see it, so to each their own. Let me know what you think! Some are quite angsty. Some scenes it's you breaking up with him and some are vice versa. Didn't feel like writing Razor, Venti and Xingqiu.

Characters: Aether, Albedo, Alhaitham, Ayato, Baizhu, Bennett, Chongyun, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kaveh, Kazuha, Lyney, Neuvillette, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Tighnari, Xiao, Zhongli, gn!reader

Personal Favourites in this work: Lyney, Itto, Kazuha

Aether

Sister issues. Enough said.

He realized he didn't have enough time to spare romancing with someone.

Somewhere along the way he felt guilt that he was enjoying his time with you while his sister went through some sort of villain origin story that seemingly turned her bad.

Top off all the adventuring, searching, solving problems for other people that he did...Where did that leave you, exactly?

"...I'm sorry, Y/N... I just... I don't think this is the right time for me to be together with you,"

Albedo

Contrary to popular belief it wouldn't be his lack of time or extreme focus on his alchemical experiments that would break the two of you up. He knows how to manage his time.

It was the RESULTS of experiments and his research that would put him away from you.

The possibility that HE or his world, was way too dangerous for you.

How many "Albedos" did Rhinedottir really create? Was there more than three? Perhaps four, five? And what happens when you come face to face with another Albedo?

"I'm afraid...There are far too many dangers surrounding myself... There are answers that I can't find...and perhaps that's the reason why my answer is to part ways with you,"

Alhaitham

Too much of a nonchalant attitude.

He expressed some kind of interest in you...but it's like... once in a blue moon. 95% of the time you're not sure if he's really into you. It almost seems like he's more into that book he reads all the time.

Simply just not good at expressing himself. Like, at all. Hides behind a "whatever works" and "I don't care about what other people think of me" attitude, unfortunately that seems to include you.

Is so straightforward that sometimes it hurts, but he's really just telling the truth through logical analysis.

will act like the breakup didn't hurt nor affect him at all. In turn it hurts you instead.

"I see. So you've had enough of me... And you only spoke up now? Pointing it out earlier could've diverted us from this path...If that's how you feel already I suggest that we stop seeing each other,"

"That's it? You're not even going to try and work it out with me?"

"What's there to work out? You've made yourself clear. You're not satisfied with the way I treat you, and I'm afraid I'm not going to change the way I act just for your pleasure... It'd be more meaningful for you to find someone who fits your criterias,"

Ayato

entering a relationship with a noble was not as easy as one thought.

It's not just about being together forever and feeling lucky because Ayato is rich and your whole life is set, it's also the not fitting in, the etiquette, the whispers from townfolk that you were too ordinary for him, the work that you needed to do if you were to become his wife.

All that was not really a big problem for you, but Ayato seemed not to know of your struggles, he was extremely busy, and when he wasn't, he seemed to think that everything was well and fine, since you were getting all your basic needs met and even more.

"...So I'm sorry, Ayato. This is just... All too much for me. I'm sorry,"

"...I understand. Forgive me, it seems that I've overlooked a lot of things...Perhaps it is as you say, that it'd be better for us to grow apart rather than grow together,"

Baizhu

because he is a ticking time bomb, no matter which way he looked it's not going to end well for both of you.

He either dies early or lives forever. In both scenarios he anticipates that the two of you are just going to be in a world of hurt.

Besides, he didn't mean to get so attached to someone in the first place, he knew his quest for immortality was long and arduous. You didn't deserve to walk that difficult road too.

While breaking up, will conceal the fact that he's only thinking of you and will possibly hurt you in the process.

"I'm sorry, but it's for the best. I ask that you continue going forward without me, there's no space for you in my... ideal future,"

Bennett

We all know it...it's his bad luck. However, it wasn't YOU who had a problem with it, it was HIM.

You understood that his bad luck was just some extended part of him, plus it's not like it was always bad, there were a lot of good times too. Plenty!

But the guilt ate him up whenever the two of you were stuck in a seemingly impossible scenario and predicament, brought on by his luck. He just had enough of it one day.

"I...I can't keep doing this to you every day! It's not fair..."

will be on the brink of tears before he even starts.

"Maybe it's better if you find someone else to adventure with, Y/N, sorry...!"

runs away before you can even get a word in.

Chongyun

Thinks he's not good enough in every aspect. It's really, seriously not about you. He thinks he's lacking in everything. Strength, maturity, experience, confidence.

So badly wants to stay with you but feels like he's not good enough and thinks that you're better off with someone else.

"D-Don't misunderstand... It's not because I don't like you anymore... I just...Please find someone else!"

Cyno

his bad jokes and TCG addiction. just kidding, you're not that shallow.

A lot of people are intimidated by him being the General Mahamatra because he gives importance to justice. While you, who had seen a bit more of him than other people had, it seemed more of an obsession to uphold the Akademiya's law and integrity.

This was not a big problem to you, you liked how he was serious at work.

Until one day when you were accused of plagiarising one of your papers and Cyno was the one sent to give you a first offense warning. The Akademiya knew of your relationship, that's probably why they sent him, to make it harder on the two of you.

Cyno didn't listen to your explanations on how it was an honest mistake, he still gave you the warning that you "deserved"

From then on it had just been different between the two of you, so it was really a mutual breakup. Or so you thought.

"...After that, I just realized that maybe this isn't the right time for us... We're both working for the Akademiya, we both take our jobs seriously...Unfortunately that seems to just be getting in the way of us...I think it's best if we stop seeing each other,"

"...I see." he pauses for a minute, as if tossing your words in his mind. "I...agree. Parting ways would certainly make work easier for both of us...it's the professional thing to do,"

Dainsleif

Has not moved on from his past.

Sure, everyone has their own baggage to carry, their own history to live through...but Dainsleif has heavier things than that. He seemed to wake up every day thinking of Khaenri'ah and the days long past. Was it regret? Nostalgia? Loneliness? You didn't know. You just knew that he wasn't really completely THERE with you in the present. Part of him still lived in the past.

When you explained that you felt like the two of you were not moving forward together and that it seemed like he wanted to go back to the past instead, he got offended.

"...My past is something that I carry forever, you'd claimed that you understood that," he starts.

"I do! But carrying it with you and letting it drag you backwards are two different things!"

He falters for a moment, only to leave you with his last words before turning away from you forever: "You will never understand, the weight that I carry,"

Diluc

is too guarded. You'd been friends for a long, long, long, long time before he decided he could let you in enough and be more intimate with you.

Even then everything was going at a snail's pace, though you were extremely patient with him.

The biggest problem with Diluc was that the two of you would progress one day, take a step forward, and then the next day it was like the two of you took two steps back.

Example: The two of you went out for a simple stargazing excursion late one night, it was nice and he had been incredibly affectionate. The next day he had trouble even meeting your gaze, and disappeared to do his work. It was also a little awkward during dinnertime. This scenario had happened more than once.

Hint: the closer he got to you the more afraid he became, thinking that he would one day lose you too.

"I...I can't. I love you but I...I've waited far too long. I'm sorry. I'm tired of this endless chase for you!"

He couldn't even say a thing. He'd wanted to ask you to stay, to wait for him a little longer, but he already knew how incredibly selfish that would have been. Instead, he grimaced, and looked away from your gaze, trying to find something worthwhile to say. There was only silence for a few moments.

"Goodbye Diluc," that's when you turned away.

Gorou

worships Kokomi too much and your insecurities just kept circling around in your head.

You know its his job. You know he isn't like that but the problem was YOU and not him.

Simply said you let your insecurity eat up the relationship between the two of you.

You couldn't bring yourself to say that you were jealous of the way he admired Kokomi so you broke up with him with another reason in tow.

Unfortunately, you're not a very good liar face to face so you did a butthole move and actually broke up with him through a letter. You just couldn't face him and tell him why.

All you mentioned in the letter was that you needed time to think and be away from him, and told him not to worry because it was your problem, not his.

Poor Gorou reread that letter over and over, trying to understand what went wrong.

Heizou

is just a natural flirt. You're not sure if he's doing it on purpose or not and you're not sure if he's even aware he's like that.

Anyway you'd seen him getting overly friendly (just another word for flirting) with a few other people a couple of times. You didn't let it get to you the first, fourth or even eighth time but you realized that he KNOWS that you're watching him do that.

So you confront him about it, but he claims that it's just his way of gathering information from others. People like to hear good things and some people are more susceptible to flirtatious comments so he resorts to that for his investigation sometimes.

You didn't really completely buy it and even if you did, it's not like this was healthy for your relationship. You just couldn't make yourself comfortable with it.

*You just chalked it up to the two of you being incompatible.

"I'm just not comfortable with that...I don't think I have to say sorry for how I feel but...I'm sorry anyway because I know you're just doing your job... It's probably best if we part ways here..."

"Is there any way to change your mind?" he genuinely asks.

You only give a lopsided smile. "You're a detective, I think you already know the answer to that,"

Yet he didn't stop you from walking away.

Itto

Kept breaking promises because he was too airheaded or too occupied doing something "stupid" with the kids or with his gang.

Pretty soon it just felt like you were an afterthought while everyone else in his life took precedent.

Got a ramen date? Oops, sorry! Got caught up looking for a strong onikabuto in the forest!

Needed his help to move some things? Gah, he was vandalising the bulletin boards, so he's running a bit late!

What's more you didn't actually mind that carefree, airheaded side of him...but it really got to you when he couldn't even seem to make you a priority. Not once.

He only realized that when he came running, late again, and stood face to face with a crying you.

"Hey sorry Y/N, I was just--...Why are you crying?!" is completely dumbfounded and clueless, mostly because when he came late, you had always shrugged it off with a smile on your face, or so he thought. This time you had a completely different reaction.

"I hate you...*hic* I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"

Shocked beyond belief. It wasn't like you to just blow up like that, but he couldn't do anything except watch you turn and run away from him after that exclamation.

Kaeya

Sometimes you're not sure if he takes you seriously.

Recently, he's not where he says he is, you don't know why he doesn't just tell you where he is.

He said he'd be working late, but then you find out he's at Angel's Share.

He said he'll be at Angel's Share, but then you catch word from Jean that he's out on a late mission.

He said he's escorting a caravan to Mondstadt but he's actually on assignment in Liyue.

It came to the point where you altogether just stopped looking for him cause half of the time you couldn't find him. It's like he's avoiding you or something, which, actually, seems just about right since he's been so busy with "work"

It reached a breaking point when, for a week, you were unable to bring him the lunch you prepared...because he was not where he said he was going to be. It was starting to get annoying.

"I don't understand why you're lying to me! Why do you have to tell me you'll be at Angel's Share this afternoon when you're not? Do you realize you make me walk all the way there only to come all the way back with nothing achieved?"

"I'm sorry snowflake, that wasn't my intention," though he still chuckles despite knowing full well that you were about to turn away.

"You know what, let me know when you're ready to stop making jokes. Until then, don't bother contacting me,"

He just didn't expect you to actually walk away from him.

Kaveh

Entertains everyone and anyone. Naturally kind at heart, will stop for anyone in trouble...even that flirtatious man/woman who is clearly just pining for his attention.

No he doesn't quite realize this.

The same person had asked for his help at least 4 times now and all 4 times he had been happy to offer a helping hand.

The last straw was when he was invited into the stranger's house, they had apparently needed someone to help them move and re-arrange furniture and he did, working till almost dinner time.

You'd caught him right by the person's door, because Kaveh was actually honest and told you he'd be helping them today, but the person was clearly eyeing Kaveh rather flirtatiously.

"Come again next time," you heard the person say rather happily. Kaveh only replies with "If I have nothing else to do, I suppose,"

"Kaveh, they're coming onto you and you keep letting it happen!"

"I'm not certain what you're talking about...They just needed some help around their house, nothing suspicious happened at all. Even if there was, I won't let anything happen between me and a stranger!"

"Then STOP helping them!"

"There isn't anything wrong with lending a hand...It was a quick move of things, that's all,"

"How would YOU feel if I just went into someone's house and kept helping them "move" things?"

"...I would think that's nice of you,"

You actually threw your hands up. "Oh, forget it! You know what, for someone who LOVES helping others, you're not doing such a great job of helping ME," then walked away and never came back. "Good riddance,"

Kazuha

He's a wandering samurai. You knew what you were getting into but you didn't expect dating him to be so hard.

He was gone for weeks on end, and you were not getting on that boat with him. In essence the two of you were just not ready to follow each other to the end's of the Earth, and that was fair. The two of you were young.

Kazuha kind of saw it coming, whenever he visited you, you seemed less spirited and he had an inkling as to why. The time apart was just too much for you.

It was a rather clean break actually. A real mutual breakup that the two of you agreed on.

"...You could say it's just not the right time for us," you even managed to laugh under your breath and he did the same, though it was barely audible.

"...Mm. There are matters that you need to attend to here...and there are things that I need to do out there," he slowly stood up from his sitting position next to you and still gazed at you rather lovingly. "...Perhaps, in another world, you and I are bound together,"

You gazed back forlornly, "...Just not in this one, it looks like,"

Lyney

because he will always choose his siblings over you. Always.

Though that's not a bad thing because you also think that family is important...somewhere along the way you realized that family is the ONLY thing he had and saw.

Example: Lynette and you had gotten ill at the same time one winter morning. Perhaps it was the cold that was passing around Fontaine. Lyney had been so worried about Lynette, that he seemed to have forgotten about you for the next few days. In fact, Lyney didn't even realize that you caught the cold too. You had only heard from Freminet, who you happened to cross paths with, that Lynette was also ill.

You thought that incident was the end of it, but really it seemed that whenever Lyney wanted to hang out with you, Lynette had to be there too. You tried to understand...after all there's still that mystery of disappearing women in Fontaine.

The breakup was induced when Lyney completely forgot about your birthday, because Freminet's was around the same time as yours. You helped Lyney prepare everything for Freminet, and said nothing about your own.

You realized that there was nothing wrong with choosing family over everything else...but the problem here was that Lyney didn't even have space for you in the first place.

So you left without saying anything. You figured he'd get over it quick. You had even gone so far as to move away from the main city of Fontaine and out into another island, because what would you say if he found you? That you were jealous of his siblings? You weren't going to ruin a family like that and it wasn't right to make him choose...so you just left without a word.

Neuvillette

Had a whole brainrot for this man:

Part 1

Part 2

Scaramouche

surprisingly it's not his anger issues.

It's the way he wouldn't acknowledge your relationship. You wonder how you even got into one with him.

There's no public show of affection, but even behind closed doors it rarely happened.

You knew that he was going to be like that, and so you didn't mind it all that much.

It was getting a bit much though when, out in public, he would walk further in front of you and refused to walk next to you. When he pretended like he didn't even know you. When he didn't stop to help you even when another man had shown interest in you, bordering on uncomfortable.

The more time passed the more you simply felt unloved...but for some reason you still blamed yourself.

"...I...don't know. Maybe you find me undesirable, or just...unappealing. Maybe you're embarrassed of me or...or..." maybe you just didn't care in the first place, you thought to yourself.

There was a long silence. Of you turning your gaze away, of him still piercing into yours. And then...

"Tsk...don't waste my time...Leave if you want to leave, door's open,"

Tartaglia

This one is simple. It's his obsession for fighting plus his complete disregard for himself. It's a constant heart attack for you. At some point the anxiety is just too much for you to handle.

Imagine living every day just wondering if he's safe at the same time knowing that he just loves to look for trouble.

The foul legacy that you know of, he uses it with disregard as well, despite knowing that it wasn't good for him.

And there are even days where you know he was heavily wounded but didn't go to you, in an attempt to shield you from worry.

It's a constant battle trying to stay sane and unworried, until one day it all just becomes too much.

"...Nothing I say will change anything, Tartaglia. This is who you are...This is who you need to be..." you whisper while bandaging his knuckles. He lets out a short hum.

It was silent all up until you finished with his hand, you squeeze it gently. "...I love you but...I can't keep doing this to myself, I'm tired...more so than I have ever been before,"

He lets your hand slip away from his knuckles, and that was the last he saw of you.

Thoma

This one is also simple. He was always taking care of others and running errands for others that he sometimes just couldn't catch a break.

Just a classic case of not enough time for you since he had a job to do for the Kamisato Clan.

He knows it, and feels awful about it. So he's the one who makes the move.

"It hurts that I can't give you what you deserve, Y/N. This isn't it... You deserve more than this but I can't give you that and I'm sorry. Please look for the love that you deserve,"

Tighnari

Remembers everything. Can be critical of things you've done, specially if he thinks there's a better way to do it.

Simply said you just feel stupid in front of him sometimes.

He doesn't mean to, but he sometimes forgets to appreciate or give praise to the things that you do well and even if he does, it tends to be short lived compared to his constructive criticisms.

Pretty soon you felt like he only looks at the bad things you do, and never the good. Though he was really only trying to teach and guide you as an equal.

He in fact feels that you are one of the few people who can keep up educational conversations with him.

The problem is he kind of forgets that you're his lover, and that you would enjoy his praise and affection from time to time.

"Do you... Do you ever have anything nice to say other than 'good work' or 'great observation'?" the words were out of your mouth before you could hold yourself back. Sometimes it was tiring to feel like you weren't good enough.

There's a flash of surprise that crosses Tighnari's expression for a split second, before he recovers. "...Had I not been praising your work enough lately? My apologies... It has a lot of merits, I just thought that you wanted my opinion on how to make it better,"

You opened your mouth to say something, but closed it again right after to ponder on his words. Somehow even that had managed to make you feel embarrassed. It was here you knew that the problem also lied within yourself.

"...Sorry, Tighnari...I think I'll need some time alone,"

He obliges quickly and asks. "That's reasonable. When would you like me to come back?"

"...Let me rephrase that... I need some time away. From us."

Xiao

Unfortunately there's a lot of things wrong here... his lack of affection. His aloof personality. His dedication to his yaksha duties. Despite that he does actually try to be gentlemanly or respectful of you.

The worst of it is that he didn't know how to be in a relationship, in other words he just wasn't ready for one, or perhaps he would never be ready for one.

He didn't understand that humans craved companionship and sometimes touch. He didn't understand that meant having to favour you over others, sometimes even putting you first over his yaksha duties.

Worst of it all was when he shut himself off from you, sometimes for days on end, when his karmic debt was too high. He only really did it to protect you, but never realized how isolated that made you feel.

When you confronted him about it, he felt attacked. Hiding away was the only way he knew how to cope...why couldn't you understand that?

"Let me help you, Xiao,"

"I don't need your help!" his tone would make you wince and just like that he disappears into a billow of smoke.

You never returned to Wangshu Inn after that. If he couldn't let you in, there was no use trying to knock on his heart. Xiao being Xiao, never sought you ought again either.

Zhongli

He had experienced so many things and you had listened to many a tales from him.

This is what caused you to realize that you hadn't even experienced life at all, and yet here you were willing to tie yourself down to him.

It just didn't feel like it added up. Here he was with all this knowledge of the world and here you were who had never even stepped outside of Liyue. By no means were you stupid, but you felt that you could be better not only for him, but for yourself if you learned more.

There was just such a huge gap in life experiences, and though you never expected to get to his level (he was a God who had lived for a long time, you would never catch up to him) you at least wanted to see what was out there with your own eyes instead of through his stories.

He understood that wholeheartedly, and had no qualms in letting you go.

"You will always have a place with me, Y/N. No amount of lifetimes will change that,"

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Disclaimer: Relationships will always have some sort of problem along the way, maybe big, maybe small but I just want to reiterate that breaking up is not always the solution. Communicating is very important. So to those of you who like taking fanfiction too seriously, let it be known that this is just a work of fiction. I don't actually suggest breaking up with someone as soon as there is the slight indication of a problem (Just saw someone commenting on a similar themed post for Haikyuu that this wouldn't happen in the real world if both parties were mature... I mean, sure, but, idk, you must be fun in parties... it's called fiction for a reason...)

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creepy-friday · 1 year

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Can I make a request? Headcanons or a little Oneshot idk of Alastor x Wife!reader? Both being couple goals like Morticia and Gómez. Being evil together, like a good old classical couple 👉👈🥺

Alastor x Wife!Reader

I can see the reader symbolic animal being a crow/bat,and being able to manipulate/manifest them in both physical and shadow form

they would get along with Alastor's manifestations,sometimes he would pet them,have them around whenever you're not since he craves presence

both of you play spooky little tricks on the other demons such as making things levitate,opening the doors,flicking the lights,it's truly amusing seeing the undead fear the ..well..undead

you would give "soft nightmares" to someone then said someone would think they're prophetic and Alastor would further convince them they are just so that they make a deal with him to keep them safe from absolutely nothing

both of you give each other the side eye everytime something happens that both of you don't agree on

he has a shadow attached to you and inevitably the said shadow would try to woo you every chance he has

the "microphone" he has also has to be a little bit oblivious at times.

Both of you sit in complete silence,just enjoying each others presence while doing your own thing then suddenly his mic opens his little eye "what a lovely couple both of you are,what were the odds for both of you to be silent in bed!" Alastor chuckles and you let out an annoyed giggle "did you hear that,dear?" you ask him,putting your chore aside.

"Of course,just don't mind him,but for real now,what were the odds?" he continues to joke about it."No.That was the sound of a fucking divorce." you joke in return making him even more flustered and talkative,getting him all touchy feely with you

for real now,the word "divorce" makes him a top comedian,cook,lover and everything in between,even if it's in the context of a joke,he wouldn't want to lose you

if your personality tends to be more introverted/melancholic he would 100% take it as a challange and would do everything in his power to get you to do something completely out of your character

he never calls you by your name(except for serious occasions/spicy ones,if you know what I mean) but rather uses pet names such as "Honey";"Dear";"Darling"; "Cara mia"

uses every opportunity to dance with you whenever a good song is playing

you don't have to be shy with him,his mischievous personality will totally use it to his benefit and tease the living hell out of you

I have this lil' headcanon that if the both of you are listening in to a conversation and if you can't hear,he would manifest some old headphones to hear better "here you go,darling"

"Husk is adorable" you sing,trying to pet the man in question "Well,I say he looks completely utterly miserable!Of course you find him adorable!" Alastor laughs,bringing his one sided friend closer to your reach

asks your opinion on every important decision he has to make even if he is already sure about what to do.If you have a different view on it he will definitely reconsider

Angel Dust would be all sighs,puffs and "get a room" just because the two of you do simple romantic gestures such as Alastor's gentlemanly behaviour of kissing your hand and such

Vaggie's tolerance of Alastor drops to 0,but she adores enjoys your presence.She wishes both of you would have more time together but your husband always needs to barge in and annoy the living hell out of her.Alastor doesn't really likes her so he wouldn't want you around her that much

dark humour that leaves everyone poker face except the two of you

he doesn't except much from you tbh,just the same old love to be reciprocated

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bluegalaxygirl · 7 months

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One Piece Masterlist

Requests Open for Zosan, Zolu and Law- I don't do requests involving: NSFW (Smut), child/teen x character, domestic abuse in a relationship with the characters, couple fighting over reader (e.g sanji and zoro fight over reader) and Au's.

^ Clone wars + Bad batch Masterlist

^ Law Masterlist

^ KidKiller X Reader Masterlist

All straw hats + Law:

^ Caring for you - plot: Headcannons for how they would care for you before a procedure/surgery.

ZoLu X reader:

----------Headcanons -

^ Writer - Reader is a writer on the crew and loves books, but secretly writes romance.

^ Hugs and Kisses - Reader's the type to want hugs and Kisses at random times.

^ I want a baby - Reader tells the boys she wants a baby.

^ Morning Routine - What your morning are like.

^ Night Routine - What your nights are like from 6PM to 4AM

----------Stories -

^ Celestial wedding - P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - P8 - P9 - P10 - P11 - P12 - P13 - P14 - P15 - P16 - P17 - P18 - Plot: Reader gets taken as revenge for Luffy and Zoro's defiance against the Celestial Dragons, they were just going to kill her to make an example but now theres a wedding????.

^ The Vault - P1 - P2 - Doctor who Crossover (On hiatus until life settle down) - Plot: The Doctor asks for your help when he finds out theres a base on earth holding alien tech and maybe some alive aliens. Luffy agrees before you do so you take some of the crew along to have a look but you don't reserve a warm welcome and this place seems to be hiding more than just normal aliens.

^ First Bath togeather - Plot: Your first bath with Zoro and Luffy gets you to open up about your past a bit.

^ A step too far - P1 - P2 - Plot: While enjoying a Night of music and relaxation in the aquarium bar a fight breaks out between Zoro and Sanji only this time its worse than ever.

^ Loyalty Test - Plot: Your sister isn't convinced that Zoro and Luffy wont be loyal to you so sets them up to be flirted with while she makes you watch form a back room.

^ Trouble Makers P1 - P2 - P3 - Plot: The new island you docked on seems peaceful until a strange rumble catches you all off guard.

ZoSan X reader:

----------Headcanons -

^ Little maker - Zosan with a reader that makes things for them and the crew.

^ Nightmares - How Zoro, Sanji and Reader help each other with nightmares, how they deal with it themselves and what they have nightmares about.

^ The Spicy Book - Zoro and Sanji find you reading a spicy book. Contains sexual content but no smut.

^ How it happened - How you, Sanji and Zoro got togeather.

^ Morning Routine - What your mornings are like.

^ Night Routine - What your nights are like from 6PM to 4AM

^ Annoying things you all do - All couples have things they don't like about each other but you put up with them because you love them. here are some things that you find annoying about each other.

^ The little things - Just some cute little things the three of you do togeather and how you interact with each other. Also threw in how the crew see's you three.

^ Homesick - Your feeling home sick so this is how Sanji, Zoro and the crew help you

^ Kleptomaniac - Zoro and Sanji with a kleptomaniac Partner.

----------Stories -

^ Obsession's Grip - P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - P8 - P9 - P10 - P11 - P12 - P13 - P14 - Plot: After saving some of the straw hat crew from a prison, the crew help takes a young man away so he can have a fresh start in life. He's shy but seems to grow attached to Reader in an unhealthy way.

^ Wild Flower - P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - P8 - Bonus- Plot: While doing recon for the crew, reader's snake gets captured by a marine who knows more about her than her own crew but to make matters worse he can hurt reader through her Snake using some strange powers and deadly plants.

^ Hot-spring - Plot: Just the crew relaxing for a week at an exclusive winter resort.

^ New bounties - Plot: After Wano you all find out what your new bounties are.

^ Fear of abandonment - Plot: the fear of abandonment hits you hard and now you just want to leave before your friends and the people you love leave you.

^ Old Friends - P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - P8 - P9 - P10 - P11 - P12 - P13 - P14 - P15 - Plot: Reader is the 9th doctors old assistant but soon moved on to other things, joining the straw hat pirates and falling in love but now their paths cross again (only he has a new face) when they go to see an old friend in a strange hospital. Unfortunately there's some one else there that wants to start trouble.

^ You get sick - Plot: Zoro hides being sick which causes you to get sick, not only do you have to deal with the symptoms but your ability to control the tattooed snakes on your arms makes things worse.

^ I love you - Plot: the first time you say I love you to each other

^ Your First time - NSFW Minors DO NOT read

^ Distraction - Plot: its your's and nami's job to distract some pirates in a night club while the rest of the crew steal from their ship. Theirs only one problem, those pirates get a little too handy. Basically you being super sexy in front of them

^ First Bath togeather - Plot: After being togeather for a long time the boys have never taken a bath or a shower with you. You work up the courage to join them but try to hid the scars of your past.

^ You and your wild plans - Plot:. Zoro refuses to dance even when Luffy try's his best to make it happen, so you hatch a plan to make him dance.

^ Don't get lost - P1 - P2 -plot: Zoro gets lost and its up to sanji and reader to find him and bring him back but there's one problem.

---------- Series masterlist links

^ Baby series

^ Halloween series

#masterlist #polly relationship #one piece #one piece headcanons #zosan #zolu #law #kid x killer #zoro x luffy x reader #zoro x sanji #zoro x reader #sanji x zoro #sanji x reader #zoro x luffy #luffy x reader #luffy x zoro #kidkiller #law x reader #zoro x sanji x reader

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mandiemegatron · 8 months

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\\ 𝑭𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 & 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 //

18 + ONLY, MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.

Rated: M, sexual themes present. // period sex, rough sex, inappropriate uses of fishman senses 😈

A/N : hehehehe didnt I tell yall I'd be posting something abt this ? This ask has been running rampant in my head since I got it and this was what came to mind. Half headcanons, half lil ficlet, incredibly filthy all around 🤭🤭💖💖 as always, these are my own personal headcanons, you may enjoy and use them as you please but DO NOT claim them as your own, I WILL cry. And also be nice if you don't agree - you can just move along, no need to be mean 😤 OKAY smooch smooch love you all so much, be good my lil tangerines! 💖💖💖💖💋💋💋 [if u see errors.... no u don't 💖]

♡&♡ ; Living on the Ploar Tang was a wild experience - not only due to being one of the two women on board but it was definitely a big factor. It took three months for Shachi to finally admit he had a huge crush on you, only for his mouth to drop open when you admitted with bright red cheeks that you liked him too. Everyone on board felt like they could finally breathe afterwards, laughing and poking fun at the two of you whenever they saw you together, but neither of you minded, deciding to laughing along instead. You loved how silly he was, how carefree and uplifting he could be and you couldn't deny, it kinda made you horny. Warmth would spread easily over your skin when he flashed those sharp teeth at you, a loud laugh falling from him at whatever Penguin said. You made it your mission to jump his bones as soon as possible. Luckily, you didn't have to wait long, getting pulled into his and Penguins shared room and having your brains fucked out all night long.

♡&♡ ; your third time together was almost perfect, halfway in the middle of ripping each others clothes off when Penguin burst in the room, eyes wide and face bright red as he took in your naked breasts. He quickly covered his eyes with a shriek, mostly out of embarrassment for you rather than himself, and you couldn't help but laugh. You quickly ran to the door and pulled him in, shutting it behind him and taking his hands from his eyes. You couldn't stop the cackle that rose as he immediately stared at your tits, fingers twitching in your grasp as he fought an inner turmoil. Shachi pulled him out of it by saying, "You can touch her, ya know." Immediately, Penguin pulled his hands from yours and grasps your breasts, thumbs brushing over pert nipples, cashing you to whine softly under your breath. Taking a hand away to grasp the lower part of your face, Penguin gripped it tight enough that you couldn't move away and smashed his lips into yours.

♡&♡ ; Your first time with both of them was memorable, for more than one reason. Hands clawing at skin, leaving angry, red marks and lips pressed anywhere they could reach, the three of you tangled in each others arms. With you kneeling on the bed, sandwiched between your boys, you couldn't help but wonder how long they must have talked about doing this. Their hands were too precise, kisses too desperate and needy - something told you this wasn't a spur of the moment thing.

Shachi's sharp teeth dug into the spot between your neck and your shoulder, biting down hard enough that it broke skin. A guttural groan rumbled from him, muffled by your skin as his tongue roughly licked over the wounds. He had two fingers knuckle deep inside you, his other hand roughly gripping your hips in a death grip helping you fuck down on his fingers.

You didn't see how his eyes moved to Penguins, only looking to him when he pulls back to laugh, a confused sound coming from Penguin behind you. You narrow your eyes, your hand resting on his chest poking him a few times as you huff out,

"What?"

Licking blood from his teeth, he chuckled out,

"Nothin', just.... I made a bet with Peng and he lost."

You turned your head to glanced up at Penguin, who wore a bright red face, his hands stilling on your breasts, your nipples still caught in his fingertips.

"...I don't get it..."

Pulling his hand from you, Shachi raises it to your face, a wicked, almost sadistic grin on his face. You groan loudly in irritation and embarrassment at seeing his bloodied hand, your face turning bright red to match.

"G-god, I'm so sorry - fuck! I'm early, that's such bullshit, I'm so sorry-"

You suddenly wince as you realize Penguins hands had been beginning to grip your breasts a little too tight, your hands moving to tap his forearms (the code word you chose just in case things got too overwhelming) but you paused as Shachi moved to the side.

You were only able to give him a quick, confused look for a second as it quickly turned into an expression of surprise as you were tossed forward, your hips in Penguins rough hands as he wrenches your hips up.

You moan as he suddenly enters you, his hips snapping against your ass as he lets a low, filthy groan fall past his lips. One hand leaves you, only to slap harshly against one cheek, a sob pressing past your lips as Shachis hand gently runs over your hair.

"F-fuck, Y/N, fuck, fuck-"

Penguin finally begins moving, his thrusts desperate and calculated as he pulls right out to press right back in, your velvety walls fluttering around him as he pulls you closer to the edge.

Shachis hand tightens in your hair and your head is lifted, your eyes taking in the sight of his weeping cock. His breath is shaky as he stares down at you, his pupils blown to the point his eyes were almost entirely black, the sight sending a rippling shiver down your spine.

You took no time bringing his cock into your mouth, your tongue swiping over the length and cheeks hollowing, making sure to mind your teeth. You gag as his hips snap into your face, his fat tip bruising the back of your throat as he face fucks you. His head falls back, his own moans falling in tandem with Penguins and your own, the room echoing with sounds of sloppy fucking.

You fall apart first, pulling away from Shachi for a moment to cry out, tears and your essence staining the bed as you squirt all over Penguin. The man gives a shuddering cry, his pace quickening with deeper and more shallow thrusts, sobbing out your name as his hips snap into you a final time, feeling his cock twitch as a gooey warmth fills you.

Shachis free hand grips his aching cock and he places the tip on your swollen lips as he rasps out,

"You better fuckin' take it all, babe."

Your mouth falls open and your tongue envelopes the bottom of his tip. He groans at the sight, giving a few more rough tugs and he falls apart, your mouth immediately taking him in as you suck him down, eyes squeezing shut as you gag back at the texture. When he can't take anymore, he pulls your head back and whimpers out your name, his breathing shaky and quick as he stares lovingly down at you.

Cleaned, showered and in matching pajamas, you sat in Penguins lap with your legs in Shachis, one hand in each of theirs. Penguin would press gentle kisses to the side of your neck every once in a while, a soft almost purring sound rumbling in his chest as he brushed his nose against any skin he could reach.

For some reason, you were having difficulty paying attention to the movie the projector-snail was showing on the wall, suddenly turning to Shachi who rose an eyebrow at you while pressing a kiss to the back of your hand.

"What did you mean earlier?"

He chuckled and asked innocently,

"Whatchu talkin' about babe? I said a lot of things earlier..."

You rolled your eyes as he wiggled his brows at you, a sneaky look om his face.

"What bet were you talking about?"

Both boys froze.

You sat in the silence for a moment until you finally sighed out loudly,

"Uh, hello?!"

Penguin only groaned, hiding his face into your hair.

"Oh! Yeah, that, huh..."

Shachi could only snicker for a moment before he finally admitted with a smug look,

"I bet Peng that you were gunna bleed today."

Your eyes widened and your face burned, a shocked sound falling past your lips before you asked,

"Are you fucking serious?"

Penguins grip around your waist tightened and you pulled your hands away from them to groan into your palms, embarrassment taking over before it was replaced by utter confusion.

"Wait, what? How?"

Leaning closer to you, his nose brushed your neck and he pressed a few butterfly kisses along your skin before chuckling softly,

"...We could smell it."

Your mouth fell open and you pulled your face into your hands again, this time nearly screaming into them. You pulled them away after a second and you breathed out,

"Holy fuck."

Shachi laughed, grinning at you before pulling you into a deep but quick kiss, his sharp teeth playfully nipping your bottom lip.

"Yeah. Is that hot or what?"

You can't help but snicker softly, rolling your eyes again as you admitted,

"Homestly, I'm just glad you guys aren't turned off by, ya know... all that."

Penguin shook his head, pulling away from your hair to press a kiss to your temple as he murmured out,

"No, it's amazing, you're amazing."

You turned your head slightly to narrow your eyes at him jokingly.

"I am amazing, yes, but this is not amazing. You don't get it, if I could make you guys feel the pain I have to deal with, you'd want to die. But, I love you regardless."

Penguin grins down at you and laughs out,

"But it is amazing! We get to fuck you raw like this, and as much as I love being safe with condoms..."

You turn a bit in his lap as he pulls you into a demanding kiss, his tongue easily dominating yours for a moment until he pulls away, a dark look in his eyes as he almost moans out,

"There's nothing that feels better than filling my honeys pussy."

#mandies mumbles ; fanfics #one piece #one piece smut #headcanons #shachi and penguin #shachi x reader #penguin x reader #shachi/penguin x reader #fishman shachi #fishman Penguin #🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭#this was SO much fun to write hehheh #ive had this sitting in my drafts for a while so i decided now was time to finish it 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💖💖💖💖#BONE APPLE TEETH MY LOVELIES 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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ofstardustanddreaming · 1 month

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Not sure what your request rules are but I had an idea I wanted to pose to you. Karlach mentions early on she is one of zariel's 'least mutilated' pets. I was thinking imagine if Tav was another of those. There could be many ways how but I was thinking they were given mechanical wings but in the process of adding them their spine was removed and replaced with an infernal one which gives them issues from time to time and pain. It would be so interesting to have this Tav and Karlach on the adventure as both look to find ways to fix it. Perhaps they knew each other in Avernus or perhaps their escapes just lined up.

Hope you enjoyed the idea, I'm sorry if it wasn't to your taste, I'm pretty new to requests.

Oh yeah, this is such a good idea! And this is a perfect way to request, no need to worry :) If you would like to send more in the future, feel free to!

I'm also trying a few new fic layouts right now, so it might be a bit chaotic with the set up as I'm trying to figure out what I like. So please bare with me lol.

part of each other

headcanon summary: up above

content warnings: slight mentions of a rough backstory in avernus. mostly talking about obtaining the mechanical wings and spine, and how it was painful.

fandom: baldur’s gate 3

character: karlach x reader

gender neutral reader

anon request

you guys had initially met when you found her hunched over, looking as if she was in pain. wyll had let you guys in on the slight back story the two had with each other, and if anything it made you perk up. you didn't think you'd encounter someone who had a similar backstory to you, where you were both from avernus. you were shocked yourself you hadn't run into wyll, but you had heard of the blade of frontiers.

upon finding out a bit of what happened with her down in avernus, it made you curious. you had invited her with the group, and was glad that she had agreed to do so. anytime the group was walking along the routes you needed for your end destinations, you tried your best to talk to karlach as much as you could to know more. the strong connection you had found through her was comforting, it made you feel less alone about what you went through.

she was very curious about your story with avernus, wanting to know as much about your story without crossing your boundaries. she was always by your side at camp, when everyone was winding down, wanting to become a closer friend to you because of your similar stories. and how could you say no to her sweet, upbeat nature?

you told her your story about your time in avernus. the searing pain you endured as your spine was removed and quickly replaced with the mechanical spine. you distinctly remember the sound of the grinding joints, your muscles trying to reject the pain it was feeling from an unwanted procedure. the wings were added afterwards, connected at the upper spine and at the halfway point of the wings, pinned to your shoulder blades for better stability.

"my wings don't do much flying, so they feel useless, and they burn at my shoulder blades. the muscles around the spine feels constantly pulled at." you tell her, and she gives you a sympathetic look. the group had taken a small break outside of emerald grove, soaking in a bit of the sun before going onto the next mission.

"they really tried to make us their best warriors. our own autonomy be damned." karlach says, the rage and upset twisting in her words. but she looks towards you with hope. "oh tav, we'll make it through this. there's gotta be way to stop the infernal heat that plagues us."

her earnest hope makes you smile, the warmth behind her optimism making you feel like you stand a chance against this. "yeah, i'm sure we'll find something to help." even if you felt it was a halfhearted saying to her, you hoped that she believed you.

she let you hold onto your cynicism for a little while longer, wanting to give you time to work up to her optimism, knowing it's a hard time. she let you lean on her, when you aimed to do so. the two of you soaked in the moment, happy the both of you had someone to confide in. anytime you needed to lean on someone, you knew you could count on her for that. the both of you had similar body heats, relying on each other for comfort was very much needed.

eventually, the two of you found dammon. he helped you two with the infernal iron, gathering that for the both of you. it gave you the first glimmer of hope in this journey, in terms of your own personal path. sure, you felt and gave hope for the road to baldur's gate and helping the others with their journeys, but for your own self? you thought it was futile. but now it wasn't. you could have your pain lessened.

you and karlach that night shared your thoughts about it. karlach was happy to see your cynicism turned to optimism, happy that you could start to trust that things can work out for yourself. because she knew you deserved the happiness.

#karlach #karlach headcanon #karlach x reader #karlach imagine #bg3 #bg3 imagine #bg3 headcanon #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 imagine #baldur's gate 3 headcanon #bg3 x reader #baldur's gate 3 x reader

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charmac · 1 month

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People seem to forget that transmasc people can still dress feminine and vice versa. Men can wear wigs and dresses and women can cut their hair and grow beards. I think Charlie is transmasc and discovered this early so since he transitioned and looked like a male Bonnie dressed him femininely and he felt fine with it. some people are acting like men cant wear dresses and its annoying

It's definitely absolutely insanely accidental, but RCG really wrote Charlie as the most gender character of all time.

The Bathroom Problem is kinda the best example you can give anyone as to how you can have an infinite interpretation of gender: "cis man who poops transgender," I give you transman who can still enjoy wearing a dress in a certain environment, transfem whose closet is a bathroom stall, genderfluid in the place of bodilyfluids (okay, wait. WAS it definitely accidental?)

We're all on Tumblr, we all know anyone can look and dress any way and be any gender (or, if you don't understand that, I encourage you to explore and talk to trans mutuals!), which is why I think it's quite nonsensical to spend time arguing over a headcanon being dismissive of another. Charlie can be anything! Or nothing! (TY Charlie Day for my favourite line in Right to Chop "I don't really identify..." <3)

People aren't required to share the same interpretations or agree on what is a good or bad headcanon, and I think if you're getting upset by someone's own personal preferences or their interpretation for character analysis, you're just not supposed to be in the same circles of the fandom, and that's okay! You can share your own opinions, you can post your own content, but you can't keep people from personally disagreeing or expressing why they dislike a certain interpretation in their own, personal spaces online.

A lot of Sunny is pretty deep and also, very heavy. It's not surprising that people end up pulling a lot out of it, often projecting, and then find themselves very personally connected to their own interpretations and feel extremely validated when others agree with them, or feel upsettingly thrown when they see conflicting ideas. I feel all of that constantly, about many different aspects and characters, and a lot of the time I need to talk about it! I spent two years trying to do that on the SUBREDDIT and that's why I made this blog (and why my Twitter account is all but overrun by Sunny, lmfao). I think that's why most of us are here? And a lot of the time we're going to very heavily, crazily, completely agree with each other, but other times we're going to disagree as well.

Sometimes disagreement is something you can shrug off and move past (yeah, there are very clearly multiple interpretations), something you can just get over by venting more privately or one-on-one, but sometimes it's something you think is genuinely important to address/speak about, and I think that's actually how we can end up having very interesting and meaningful discussions and learn from each other.

(But if that's no good, just unfollow and block if you need to. Some people just don't get along or come from too-far distant places to agree on certain things, and that's a fact of life! This show has thousands of fans who think The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is actually a genius method, and a couple thousand more who think he is genuinely a killer ladies man)

#ask #wtf happened to this lmfao im sorry anon #idk i think i made some points #ive been in enough fandoms to learn that not everyone has to get along #and thats fine but just stop interacting with accounts or people you genuinely dislike lol #this is not twitter theres no good system in place for being a hater #(this is a joke about being able to private quote tweets on twitter)#youre just gonna make yourself miserable in the long run #find people with like minds make posts create stuff share things you love #thats how you enjoy yourself online #fandom shit #sunnyblr

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matchbet-allofthetime · 16 days

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Can I ask if you have any Boone headcanons? I’m a little bit obsessed with the strong, silent, devoted-to-my-love sniper and there will never be enough content about him for me haha

This ask is wonderful and I thank you for it by smooching you on your forehead 😻

Also, I am so sorry for my ramblings about him, I've loved him since the game released + love all interpretations of him, so I smushed all my favourites I've seen/developed over the years into one (sfw) post.

(I also might've been a little high as I wrote these out, so sorry if I repeat anything or it's misspelled.)

Anyways, enjoy below the cut!

Boone HCs:

-around 6'-6'5" (shorter than Arcade, who I hc as 6'9"); frankly think he's 6'0" solid but built like a brick house

-Bulky, built with wide hips and wider shoulders

-he has ass. I don't make the rules, you can SEE that ass in-game just like you can his meaty tits. I speak more on tits later.

-Soft stomach (the type that you can lay on and spills over his pants some when he bends over or sits down)

-brunette with thick hair, but just shaves it all down.

-INTENSELY bisexual (preference for men, likely just because he was around more men than women in the NCR. But if he likes you in any capacity, you're fair game to him regardless of what you've got)

-very, very tanned. He's not a very pale man and wasn't ever really pale

-GREEN EYES BAYBEE!! Vibrant green, actually has central heterochromia. Green with brown around his pupils ✨

-dimples. He has dimples. Fight me.

-i have this HC that all wasteland-born folks have sharper teeth- he absolutely does. He opens his mouth and he's got four sharp canines and six additional incisors that are shorter but equally able to tear through gecko and brahmin meat

-can and will use that 7 strength stat, and also that matching 7 agility

-this mf is FAST and can sprint like hell

-big hands and arms and thighs- this man doesn't have visible abs, but he's got SO much strength under his softness

-his pecs are soft and heavy. Give that dilf the tits he deserves.

-ABSOLUTELY the strong, devoted silent type

-however, that doesn't mean he isn't playful. He can totally be a snipe, sassy, snarky man, as well as a tease.

-he'll side eye someone he cares about after he's opened up and teased just to see their expressions when he quips when they aren't expecting it.

-him and Arcade get along well, and Arcade talks with him about the world enough to convince Boone that the NCR is better as a military which serves the people, rather than a major power to run the Mojave.

-boone comes to agree easily, but only once they've known each other for a few years

-thinks Arcade is beyond genius, and the two sassy men mutually snark at others when well-deserved

-is more inclined to take off his beret in the Lucky 38 around the other companions, but still is particular about when and where. He likes it and will always stay on him when out and about

-but if the Courier takes it off of him, once they've been through a lot together in the first year or so, he'll let them do it. he knows and trusts that they'll take care of it

-considers it an extension of himself, much the way he considers his rifle and extension of himself, so it's very intimate in its own way

-achingly fond of sweet cakes

-wears sunglasses because his green eyes used to freak people out. They are incredibly sharp- and quick- and can catch movement across miles of desert sand.

-couple that with his agility and happy trigger finger, he makes one of the finest snipers in the wastes

-doesn't sleep well for the first little while after meeting the courier and their companions- keeps thinking he'll wake up to something happening

-does finally manage to relax though, and starts sleeping better than he has in years most nights

-his dog tags ever come off. Can and will stab a bitch for trying to touch them

-very good with combat knives and straight-up punching someone, but forever prefers using his rifle and being a ranged shooter.

-talked more at one time to the courier after defeating Caesar and taking down the camp than he ever had before

-actually fond of having Ed-E around during their missions

-lots of body hair, the shorter hair this mf has is on his head. Prefers his hair short mostly because of being NCR; it just gets in the way of his beret

-polishes and cleans his gun NIGHTLY. If he doesn't have the right wax for the barrel, he will go out and either trade for some or will slaughter for some. He doesn't care which he has to do, so keep it around. A small tin goes a long while, but make sure to keep it closed ✨

-wears a .50 caliber shell around his neck with his tags on the same chain- it's an old soldier's way of remembering their mortality as well as those lost, and he can move entirely silently so the metal doesn't click together as he walks or runs

-comes to find that he loves heavy military rifles

-give him a power fist or brass knuckles. I beg you. This man will fuck someone up at long and close range.

-could kill you with his arms AND thighs.

-sits with his thighs spread apart because he hates when they touch- texture nightmare for him

-can straight up rotate his irises around his pupils. Can ALSO retract and swell his pupils to make them larger and smaller at will- helps in the desert sun to keep his eyes from taking in too much light, but it also makes his eyes focus different, which can be useful

-hates alcohol, but will drink to forget

-started smoking cigarettes because the smell made him physically ill as a child- it was the only way for him to stop being sick. Now it's a bad habit he can't kick

-mostly it's because it's such a long-standing habit, but also he's got the 'tism and an oral fixation which requires him to have smthn in his mouth at all times. Will hold anything between his lips- an unlit cigarette, a toothpick, a bullet shell, the rare wasteland lollipop lmao

-this guy is big enough he can palm a milk jug like it's a can.

-prefere combat boots to anything else, especially steel toe combat boots.

-hates round laces, they've gotta be flat or he loses his shit and seethes internally.

-has tattoos. I don't make the gd rules, he's a military boy- he has ink. You just can't SEE any of it because it's under his shirt/pants.

-would actually have wanted an eyebrow piercing or the like pre-war and I will die and kill on this hill. He wouldn't have many piercings, but he would have a few, I feel. I think he'd get both eyebrows so it'd be even, maybe his nipples, and another secret one 👀

-doesnt like people much, very much a silent, brooding type. Doesn't open up for a LONG time, but when he does, he's warm

-affectionate as hell, but only once he's gotten to the warming-up point

-he more he opens up, the more snark he sends outward toward those he doesn't give a damn about. Will open his fat mouth and those brooding inside thoughts quickly become outside thoughts. Knows when to stay quiet as always, though.

-big spoon or little spoon, he doesn't care. Careful though, he runs VERY hot and will tuck a hand against your stomach to KEEP you against him, even in sleep

-likes tucking his face into someone's throat and WILL wake a lover to kisses on the shoulder and neck

-likes kisses and likes holding hands whenever able.

-hand will always be on lower back. If you're standing on something, he'll have his hand there in case. If you're sleepy and stumbling into the Lucky 38's kitchen, his hand is there to make sure you stay upright as he guides you along. If you're dealing with folks who are shady or make you uncomfortable or make Boone uneasy, his hand is right there to soothe you both.

-only puts his hand on the lower back of two people- the courier and Arcade. I take no criticisms.

-can kill for those he loves. WILL kill for those he loves.

-when cuddling with him, tuck your hand over his heart or around his dog tags and he'll melt in your hands. It's very important to him to silently be with someone, and he's hopelessly devoted to the few people he cares about.

#craig boone #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #boone fallout #boone fnv #asks #i have many many n/sfw ideas too but ykyk you didnt ask for that so. enjoy!

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flowersandbigteeth · 1 year

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Can you pls do headcanons for Red Fang?

do you intend to bring them more into your writing?

I'm glad you are enjoying them ^_^ I think I want to do some more one shots with them, because they are actually really sweet characters <3 I would die for Riaz...but I don't have any hard plans...

W: some mention of abuse

Red Fang’s home is high in the nearby mountains. It’s difficult to get there, but they like the privacy and it's easier to store and defend their treasure. Dragons love treasure and Red Fang has lots of it. They usually have a sack of treasure to bring to the festival, but Riaz’s ex-girlfriend took it as a bribe the night they met you, leaving them with only one gift that had been hidden in Ward’s pocket.

Ward, Riaz, and Ajani are not actually brothers, even though that’s how they refer to each other. Riaz and Ajani were nestlings raised together in the same village until it was time to form a pack and move out on their own. Ward, who didn’t have a pack yet, because he has a bit of a misanthropic personality when he wants to, took them under his wing and formed Red Fang. By “took them under his wing” they mean Ajani harassed him into being their pack leader until he gave in and Riaz followed along.

Riaz was once in a relationship with one of the Orcess police officers in town. She was very controlling and used her position to isolate and abuse him, so now when he sees her around he kind of shuts down. Red Fang usually avoids town for this reason. They only usually come for festivals or to get supplies. Riaz finally starts to come out of his shell when he meets you. He’s curious about you, but shy because he’s been hurt before. He can’t believe you are interested in him.

Ajani has always been a bit of a philanderer. When they come into town he usually sneaks off to see some girls he’s been talking to, but none of them take him seriously enough to agree to join his pack. It actually makes him really sad, because he’s a romantic at heart and just wants someone small and sweet to spoil. When he meets you he imagines all the ways he can delight you and has many dates planned for your enjoyment.

Ward is an academic at heart. He prefers to spend his time in his study examining rare books and learning about ancient magic. He’s delighted to discover you are a biologist and has many tombs on the species of the realm for you to read.

#dragon harem #dragon fluff #dragon boyfriend #dragon x human #oc x canon #oc stuff #original fiction #original character

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nogenderbee · 1 year

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Ok hear me out... Yandere project sekai boys (like generally how they would be as a yandere) I have seen a yandere Rui or two but never the others and I would like to see peoples opinion on how they would be like and if you could write that I would be more than happy (don't forget to stay hydrated and take care of yourself)

I'm hearing you!! And I very much enjoyed writing it. Also thank you so much, I'm doing my best to take care of myself ^^ but anyway, I hope you enjoy <3

Yandere!Akito, Toya, Tsukasa, Rui headcanons

Tag List: @alicewinterway18 - come get your future star!

How will they act if they would be your yandere? How will they try to make you love them and how will they keep you by their side?

⊱ your first meeting with Akito was definitely a coincidence, if you go to the same class, it just so happened that you have project together, but if you go to different classes then it just so happenes he goes the same way home you do

⊱ whatever it is that makes your attention go to someone or something else, it magically disappears so you have nothing else to focus on but him

⊱ whenever you go to him, he'll act like he doesn't care at all and just spends time with you because he had nothing better to you, but if one time you won't come to him, he'll do everything to make you do it

⊱ Akito got into relationship with you by making you feel like you have nobody else, he won't kill anyone who's close to you, instead he will make them hate you or act like that

⊱ after the two of you got into relationship, he started to be more protective than before, still no one talked to you, besides him

⊱ and whenever you tried to talk to someone else, somehow he always knew that and confronted you about it

"Hey, what do you think you're doing with them?! You know they want nothing else but to use your, right?!"

⊱ you and Toya met thanks to one of his friends, you might think that it was your friend idea to introduce you to each other but the truth was that he asked them himself to introduce you to him

⊱ he was a little quiet but he still had some charm... but it wasn't anything new that you spend time with other people than him and he really wasn't found of it so he decided to manipulate you a bit

⊱ he started slowly telling you that they don't really like you and talk with you out of pity, but he doesn't, he talks with you because he's the only person that likes you for being you

⊱ it took some time but you believed him, and when Toya told you should just accept and be his, you agreed to that

⊱ you didn't really talked to others or tried to meet anyone new, because if you would, he was there to make you think that they don't really like you and only want to use you to their own needs, and made you come back to him thinking that he's the only person that likes you in this cruel world

"YN, don't worry. They were clearly trying to use you, it was obvious from the day they approached you. But luckily you have me, the only one who adores you."

⊱ you and Tsukasa probably met at one of his shows, maybe you just came there for fun and bumped into him when you wanted to go back and he just started a conversation with you

⊱ he was really sweet and funny to you so of course you have him your number when he asked you for it, and that's when he started texting and talking to you every day

⊱ he'll always give up everything and do anything for you, and always was so understanding for you

⊱ it wasn't a surprise that you falled for Tsukasa, and he falled for you as well, so of course the two of you started dating and he was even more sweet to you

⊱ but when you got into relationship he did act a little bit more protective of you, but he never had anything against when you wanted to go with your friends, he just usually tagged along!

⊱ but when one time you asked him to go without him, he got furious

⊱ at first he was just arguing with you how you cannot leave his side and if you won't go with him, you're not going at all. But uf you're really stubborn then he might just lock you in room for day or couple of hours untill you realize what you did wrong

"YN, why do you want to go without me? I won't let you go without me, I don't trust those your 'friends'!"

⊱ Rui approached you one day when you were walking home and said that he approached you because he goes the same way you do and only wanted to get to know you better

⊱ but the truth was he already knew every little thing about you, he knew you favorite food, favorite place, time you usually fall asleep and wake up, on which side of bed you prefer to sleep and every single other thing, but of course you didn't knew that

⊱ Rui was really nice to you and always was spoiling you, and created inventions that were made just for you and your personal needs

⊱ he knew you won't like him back but he couldn't just let you go so as classic as it sounds, he kidnapped tied you to the bed in his house and wouldn't let you leave

⊱ he knows he cannot be always next to you so he builds inventions that won't let you leave room without his approval, and even if you somehow did, he always have cameras

⊱ but he's not mean to you, he just wants you to love him back and if you at least pretend to do so, he'll let you go to different rooms, but no matter what you do, he'll never let you go

"Darling, don't be scared... You just have to learn not to abuse my trust and I will never hurt you..."

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elvenbeard · 6 months

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Y'know, I enjoyed Phantom Liberty so so so so so much. And I really want to integrate it into Vince's story somehow, but like... I talked about it in a prev post, at the time when you have to get the identity theft cyberware installed, he would nope outta there so hard. Replacing your face for a one-off thing, for something you don't really believe in, is just so much. He gladly helps gather intel on the Cassels, he would even help kidnap them (under the assumption they get out alive, but oh well...), but taking on their identity, no matter how cool and badass and useful that is in theory, and could be for his regular merc work even... he wouldn't wanna get it done even then, just how he wouldn't get Mantis Blades or anything like that, no matter how useful.

So I've been raking my brains and like... In the same vein I've been talking with various lovely peeps about how Kurt would've deserved more of a presence, more missions etc etc and that he seemed to fall a bit short. How awesome it would've been to side with him etc etc....

AND NOW MAYBE... that is my way to headcanon my way around the faceplate but still incorporate the whole DLCs story how I want to into Vince's story. I haven't played siding with Reed yet, and I think siding with Songbird is going to be my go-to, cause yeah. And since everyone double-crosses everyone all the time here, why not have Vince be a part of that too. Cause I mean, he agreed to helping Songbird solely for the promise of a cure, for his own benefit, and since he can't seem to win by playing along with either side, why not play by his own rules and just for himself?

So... at the point when he would need to get the faceplate installed, he instead finds a way to get into contact with Hansen to warn him of the FIA's plans. Get close enough to him to gain his trust and get access to Songbird. I think Kurt could get behind/ appreciate his iniciative and taking that kind of risk, they surely could manage to strike a beneficial deal (on the surface). Then, when the FIA arrives (however they're gonna pull off being both twins with having just Alex at their disposal- but maybe Reed would step in, or another agent, that I'll have to decide still), Vince seizes a good opportunity to get So Mi out of there, explaining himself and why he did what he did, and hoping she in return will understand why he had to do what he had to do the same way she asked him to understand her.

The details are a bit fuzzy still, but yeah... I am very fond of the idea, and like that Vince could go and get Songbird outta there without betraying himself even more than he already did by agreeing to all of this in the first place. No hard feelings towards Kurt whatsoever, but I think if their roles were reversed Kurt wouldn't hesitate to do the same, the way I've experienced him in my one playthrough so far.

Obviously not a cool move to betray Kurt, cause he's cool XD but as I said, in the end, this is not about forging long-term relationships with anyone, this is about surviving to Vince predominantly (although it would be cool if I could find a way to make it so he doesn't need to betray Kurt at all, or in a way they can remain contacts afterwards xD cause if Vince becomes a Fixer in the Sun Ending, having Kurt on his good side sure as hell wouldn't hurt).

#cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #phantom liberty spoilers #vincent ezaki

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patchesnpins · 2 years

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Hii, I just saw your "falling asleep on them" headcanons and it was SO cute!! I was wondering if I could request the same idea with Jonathan Byers please?? It's ok if not though!

ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ (ᴘᴛ. 2)...

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: more sleepy and sweet headcanons when you need to rest your eyes and there's no pillow in sight, hopefully they won't mind (ft. Jonathan Byers & Nancy Wheeler

☾⋆*:｡ a/n: ahh thank you!! I'm just such a sucker for that cliche <33 but ofc you can request some more hcs with Jonathan, I hope you don't mind me tossing in Nancy too bc I need a bit of practice writing her

☾⋆*:｡ details: SFW//w.c: 0.7k

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The field you both found yourselves in was calm and serene, the wind rustling the tall grass and colorful blooming flowers and providing a welcomed coolness during the hot California day. The tree above you both danced in the wind, the shadows shifting along the blanket

Jonathan chewed thoughtfully at his lip, raising his camera to his eye and peering out at the scenery through it. He hadn’t talked much, busily caught up in what he was doing as he snapped a photo of the rolling hills and passed the polaroid to you so you could look at the pretty photos

It was nice, the sun shining through branches making your skin feel fuzzy and you couldn't help but lean more into Jonathan’s sturdy side and listen to the subtle click of the camera shutter, stealing a glance at the calm look on his face as he’s entrapped in his work

You didn't even know you had fallen asleep, contently succumbing to the warmth and the soft cotton of his flannel against your cheek that felt like your favorite pillow on your skin. Your full weight is pressed against his side and Jonathan finally pulls away from his camera to check on you

The polaroid being passed to you flutters from his fingers onto the blanket when you don't reach up to take it, leaving Jonathan slightly confused till he notices your tranquil breathing and how at peace your face looked, lost in a sweet slumber that had finally caught up with you. His face is so warm and it's not the hot Cali sun, more so the fact that you found him the most comfortable thing to sleep against

He whispers a soft “hey”, just checking to make sure you were asleep and when you don't answer he just huffs out a soft laugh, jokingly wondering if he had bored you too much. He finally puts his camera down, settling against the trunk of the tree to rest his own eyes with you

He was used to having people fall asleep against him, Will having done it to him plenty of times so he had mastered the art of staying still. But there's a bit of curiosity running through his veins, reaching up to brush stray hairs from your face and admire just how cute you looked

ɴᴀɴᴄʏ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟᴇʀ

Nancy hadn't had a sleepover in what felt like years, having gone through a small stubborn phase in her life where she insisted she had become to old for them but when you so sweetly asked if you could spend the night she just couldn't say no to you

Having washed up and thrown your sleep clothes on, you both crawled underneath her fluffy comforter together and huddle up in her small bed to finally get rest, flicking on her nightstand light that bathed the room in a gentle yellow glow as you both get comfortable

Checking with you quickly, she made sure you'd be okay with her reading a bit before she slept (a habit she’d had for almost all her life). You agree, not minding the peaceful serenity of curling up beside her and enjoying the idea of you both just being together, maybe reading along with her despite not knowing the book well

She doesn't shake you off her shoulder when she flips to the last page she was on and you peer at the book, instead whispering to you the name of the book and throwing out little details if you wished to follow alongside her. Despite not intending to in the first place, as she finds he spot on the page she begins to read aloud to you

There's comfort in her hushed tone of voice, you could listen to her talk all day regardless but it almost sounded mystical as she read you a story of love and magic. You silently wonder if she’d ever read Mike to bed with how heavy your eyelids were becoming as you listen to her, her words lulling you to sleep

Nancy had noticed from the corner of her eye how your eyes fluttered closed sleepily, reading on until they finally sealed closed and you were fast asleep against her. She would have to reread that part tomorrow, a bit too distracted watching you and how precious you were as you fought off sleep

Closing the book and flicking off her light, she tried not to move too much to avoid you falling off of her. Normally she wouldn't be fond of being stuck in an uncomfortable position but she couldn't find it in her heart to move you, entirely too adorable looking for her to disrupt your sleep

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things headcanons #jonathan byers #jonathan byers x reader #nancy wheeler #nancy wheeler x reader

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ciaossu-imagines · 5 months

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HELLO🤞 I came across your blog bcs of the Iruma-Kun smut prompts and I’m so happy I’ve been dying to read some smut of jazz . Idk imagine jazz saying smth along the lines of “ I’ll steal your virginity “ (in a consensual way) OR SMTH LIKE THAT ISK ITS CRIMGEY BUT IT FITS HIS CHARACYER IFYKWIM That thought has been stuck in my mind for a long time I really felt like sharing it 😥😔

Thank you I hope your doing well btw 🫶

Sry if my ask is like all over the place I suck at communicating

Aww, no reason at all to be sorry, my lovely anon! I liked hearing your thoughts and you are right, that is such a great though and feels so in-character for him! I hope you'll enjoy the headcanons I came up with and, as always, smut is under the cut!

Okay, so first off, it's been shown that Rock, Jazz's brother, is a playboy. He always has multiple women on the go and I think that that, combined with the fractured and unhappy relationship between the two brothers, has really influenced some parts of Jazz's sexuality. I do see Jazz as being someone who is very, very sexually monogamous. He cannot have sex with more than one person. Polyamory isn't something he says he'll judge and if it works for someone else, all the more power to them, but he doesn't get it at all. He would never be someone who could cheat sexually on someone and it would really bother him if someone was sleeping with someone other than him while being with him sexually. Because of that, friends with benefits or hook-ups aren't things he'll really seek out or be okay with, unless the friends with benefits agrees to be monogamous sexually only to him.

Okay, so going along with something you mentioned up above…Jazz does like to think he's a pretty smooth talker. He likes to think he's suave and seductive when he wants to be and he's definitely going to try to initiate sex by using pick-up lines that he thinks are so great and smooth but sometimes can be really corny and cheesy and unintentionally funny. Please don't laugh at him though when he says them because it really will hurt his sexual confidence.

Now, I do think that Rock also impacted Jazz's sexual leanings a little bit more than just disliking multiple sexual partners. The bullying he endured at the hands of Rock means that Jazz is surprisingly sensitive to his sexual partner's opinion of him. Any comments that down-talk him or make him feel less than will really impact him and actually will make him lose any erection he has or any desire he has to initiate sex. Degradation, giving or receiving, is a strict no-go while in a sexual relationship with Jazz. He loves receiving body worship though and has a praise kink. He really loves hearing his partner tell him how good he feels, how much they love this or that that he's doing to them, how he hits so deep in them, how he's going to make them cum.

However, he's equally likely to praise his partner. He'll either verbally praise them or he'll show them, through his actions and just how passionate they make him, that he worships them sexually.

Needless to say, dirty talking is a huge thing for Jazz sexually, both giving and hearing it. It's especially good when him and his partner are around others and one of them will whisper something dirty and hot in the others ear, something that can't be acted on for a little while. The anticipation, the wait, really heightens the eventual pay-off and it's when Jazz will get the roughest.

Jazz can, and will be, rough at times but it's not an all the time thing for him. He's not hugely into rough sex, it's more a nice change from time to time.

Something that is an all the time? I do see Jazz really being a giver in bed, someone who is just as concerned about his partner's pleasure and them getting off as he is about his own pleasure and orgasm, if not a little more so.

#replies #welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairimashita! iruma kun #headcanons #spicy headcanons #jazz m andro #andro m jazz

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ffcrazy15 · 6 months

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I just finished reading your new fanfic "Meet-Q'ute" and really enjoyed it. T'Lyn x Ma'ah is an underrated rarepair with so much potential, given their differences in culture and how others of their species would perceive the relationship, especially since a Klingon/Vulcan mutual romance has never been done before in Star Trek history. Also, I wonder how'd they feel about the stereotypes and commercialization of their species/culture (Bat'leths and BiHnuchs, Vulcan Love Slave, Klingon wigs, etc).

Ah thank you so much! Truly an underrated pairing lol.

I feel like seeing a happy Vulcan and Klingon romance would be just so so interesting. And especially from two people who don't feel entirely accepted by their home cultures! I think they would really get each other's struggle of not feeling "Vulcan/Klingon enough" for where they come from.

My little working headcanon right now would be something along the lines of Ma'ah slowly becoming more and more disillusioned by Klingon military culture following the attempted mutiny of his crew, as his view of "honor" shifts from something external (and that therefore can be taken away by public opinion even if you don't deserve it) to something internal (his own sense of honorable conduct). The latter seems to be somewhat of a minority opinion in Klingon culture, where honor functions as a social pressure in conjunction with social shaming and shunning for most people ,instead of an internal guide that defines your conduct regardless of whether other people agree (which is how Ma'ah already instinctively seems to be using it, whether he realizes it or not).

Meanwhile, T'Lyn's arc of working through her own shame of not being a proper Vulcan would continue simultaneously, with them keeping in touch and meeting up from time to time to talk. Her story would eventually come to a head when she finds out whatever the real reason is her former commanding officer transferred her to Starfleet and what exactly is "wrong" with her (from the Vulcan point of view).

I think they'd be in a unique position to understand each other and work through those journeys together, perhaps with Ma'ah eventually defecting from the Imperial Fleet and joining Starfleet after a long battle with himself of realizing that honor, as he understands the word, is pretty lacking in the upper ranks of the Empire. I think him finally hearing about what really happened to Worf during Sins of the Father would be the thing to cement his decision to leave and seek a more honorable life (and death) elsewhere.

#m'lyn #t'lah #lower decks #star trek lower decks #headcanon

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inkwell-intermission · 1 year

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could we perhaps hear your clubs deuce headcanons. he’s my little guy

yessss of course

deuce is like. an interesting character to talk about and headcanon stuff for. he gets treated the most childishly, which I do understand, but I don't fully agree with? He's a grown ass man, he's just full of love and whimsy and silliness, has a forgetful streak and finds joy in everything around him. I think his biggest force that compels him is joy! He does what he wants and doesn't sweat the big stuff OR the little stuff. Which may not be great for like, a heist, but it makes him very happy.

He curses more than you'd assume often as punctuation but rarely at anyone, just for emphasis, and enjoys a bit of physical violence but it's very absent of malice. He's hard to make angry, but easy to excite. He likes engineering and jury-rigging explosives and complex mechanics more than anything, aside from arson and blowing things up, which he likes best. If you punched one of the walls in his room you'd hear a hiss from the loosened gunpowder stuck to it coming off and falling down.

His default expression is often wide eyed with a slight smile, and he gets taken to be naive and silly very often, which gives him an advantage in some ways, because he's very genuine and never lies, but often doesn't share information until it becomes relevant. Sometimes this is an annoyance, if he sees someone forgetting something at the headquarters but doesn't mention it until they're already there and someone asks him if he's seen it- but sometimes it's terrifying and often deadly, as he announces with a smile how much time is left on the unstable explosive wired to the load bearing structures in the basement.

He wears his thoughts and feelings on his sleeve, but tends to emote after the fact, giving things away too late, or only realizing he's unhappy minutes after something's gone wrong, because communication or thinking about his feelings isn't as important as just feeling and acting on them to him, so he can be difficult to talk to especially considering his forgetfulness. If he's actually angry, it'll be obvious, but that's very rare.

I will touch on his horrorterror as well: The Furnace of Soul, the Consuming Engine, the Patron of Rebirth. It's almost a cauldron, a clawfooted massive furnace with a living ecstatic flame within that heats and smokes and steams and calls for the world to be burnt to the ground and brought back from ruin as a beautiful glowing ember, as things are destroyed and fires are lit and buildings fall it gains strength and virve. It recognized the desires in Deuce to not only destroy in grandiose ways but to create and invent, and find newer better ways to break things and new weapons to destroy things differently, and took him as a disciple with the eagerness of a new lighter. His abilities relate primarily to combustion and setting fires with an absence of conbustibles or lighters, from various distances, and often the ability to gently influence technology around him, like stoves, cars, lights, and so on- along with the tendency to diffuse or repurpose explosives used by others for his own gain with ease as though talking to a living thing- very bomb-whisperer.

Deuce is surprisingly good at memorizing things that don't matter though, he can make an explosive chemical on the fly and has them all memorized, has a lot of physics and chemistry rattling around in his head, he can jury rig almost anything to explode given a few minutes. He can usually recite almost all related legal text on arson and explosives on command along with some safety regulations. Facts he can do, a list of stuff that needs doing is harder.

He's usually having a good time. He's not always the quickest on the draw, but he's content with that and loves his friends, and often his enemies. He's not truly naive, he's reasonably experienced in most fields, but approaches everything like it's brand new, the same thing he's done for years is always exciting and fresh to him, and it makes him the positive force of the crew. He likes to make everyone happy, and sometimes even succeeds.

I'll note with mobswitch CD briefly, Cheerful Draftsman, that he's an inventor and designer by trade. He still loves a good explosion, but he leans hard into the imaginary world with no horrorterror to aide him, and makes a lot of Rube Goldberg ass machines. If he could, he'd make a Gundam. He's responsible for Scout's prosthetic hand, which is half imaginary and half real, and has a variety of bizarre features that he's constantly trying to add to. He loves his job, his friends, and making weird handcuff harpoon guns and so on, and comparatively he has the majority of law memorized, specifically in regards to police and what they can and can't do- which comes in handy big time when dealing with the Fuzz's corruption, and he likes nothing more than to use regulations to his advantage and make the Fuzz's lives harder.

I like deuce :]

#hs intermission #homestuck intermission #midnight crew #clubs deuce #cheerful draftsman #mobsterswitch #mobswitch #horrorterrors #headcanons

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fabuloustrash05 · 2 years

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About that Ramona post you made, it sounds hilariously lovely! I can imagine Raph being the overprotective dad and Mona being there to cool him down. While she's patient and affectionate with her kids, she's a bit stern too I'd think. Idk. I'm still a bit new to TMNT haha! What are your thoughts on this? What kind of parents do you think they'd be?

I'm glad you asked!

So for some context to those who don't know, I always imagined 2012 Raphael and Mona Lisa to have around four kids, two girls and two boys. From oldest to youngest, they would be Irrilia (created by @myrling-art ), Thalos, then Gthrokka aka Sal (both created by @bludinkdragonz ) and then finally Frida (created by yours truly).

I did at one point consider them having a fifth kid, a boy named Vincent (who I created as well), but I cut them off to just having four for now.

Now for the headcanons of Raph and Mona Lisa as parents/RaMona family!

In the beginning the couple were very convinced that having a kid would be impossible for them. Mutant turtle. Alien lizard. They felt it wouldn’t be possible, but turned out they were wrong.

Deep down, Raph always wanted to become a father. Spike and later Chompy were the ones who put that thought into his mind, but for most of his life he was convinced that would never happen. Who would want to be with a mutant freak like him? Then he met Mona Lisa and his doubts changed.

Mona never saw herself becoming a mother, not that she was against the idea she just always assumed she'd die on the battle field at a young age, so when she discovered she was pregnant she couldn’t believe it. Mona was rightfully scared, wondering how it was possible, but her and Raph saw it as a once in a life time miracle (a miracle that turned into 3 more miracles).

Raph was in absolute shock when first learning he was going to become a father. He felt everything: happy, excited, nervous, scared, doubtful, eager, etc.

Second Time: Shock again for the couple, they didn’t think it be possible to conceive another child but they did and they were so happy!

Third Time: Wait, again?! Not complaining, but they really didn’t think a third kid would come along. But yay! I’m sure it won’t happen a fourth time, right??

Fourth Time: I think its time to used protection...

Fifth Time: NO! NO! TOO MANY!

Raph and Mona raised their kids at April’s farmhouse. It was a gift from her after the couple married, giving their children a chances to go outside and enjoy the sun and open space, a chance Raph was never given when he was a kid.

With four children, Raph does everything in his power to not be like his father and repeat his parenting tactics, meaning Raph does his hardest to not play favorites. Though he knows hi father loved him, Raph knows how much Splinter’s accidental favoritism affected him, so he makes sure he doesn’t do that with his own children.

When it comes to training, Raph and Mona agree that they would teach their children to fight by the age of 6, which was the age when Raph began his ninja training. Mona wanted them to start training sooner just like her childhood, learning how to fight since before she could walk, but Raph wanted the kids to have a some-what normal childhood and Mona agreed. The two even for the first couple of years after their first kid was born took a break from fighting and training to focus on raising their daughter.

The kids LOVE Chompy! He’s like they playmate, training buddy, and pet. They ride his shell (cause he’s bigger now) around the house, play games with him, and sometime take naps with him since he’s so warm to snuggle with.

Overprotective Raph? Yes! Absolutely. He loves his kids and hates to see them hurt or put in danger. Now imagine his overprotectiveness when his daughters start dating.

Mona is defiantly the more patient parent with her kids, while Raph still has his temper that he does his hardest to not show in front of his kids. Mona loves her children and supports them through anything they do (even if she doesn’t understand it).

Out of the two, Mona is the more stern parent and the rule maker of the house. She often is the one who has to put her foot down on whatever crazy antic is going on with her kids (that Raph most likely is taking part in or supported).

Raph sometimes has to pull the “Do you want me to get your mother?” card when the kids are acting up. The kids (and even Raph) are more scared of their mom than anything else (but they still love her).

Raph is the stay at home parent, Mona continues to work for both the Mutanimals and her planet’s military.

It is know throughout the house that Mom will ALWAYS beat Dad in a fight. She’s the strongest warrior they know.

3 out of 4 of Raph’s kids will grow up to be taller than him.

A very loving family, who would one day become and loving badass warrior family.

Yes, Raph and Mona are still very affectionate and lovey dovey towards each other even after being married for 15+ years and having four kids (Think of it like Gomez and Morticia). And yes, the kids are sick of it.

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