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queenangella · 5 months
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my moms disappointed in me that I told my aunt to shut up and follow my grandmas schedule cause she tried to force dessert out so she could leave earlier but what is she gonna do? ignore me? did that already for two years. look mad at me? would be like n improvement from last years Christmas where she literally didn’t look at me once let alone talk to me
#actually was kinda different I just can’t stand when I say my opinion and other people are like ‘well I just won’t say anything anymore the#:)’#she was like ‘okay you can decide everything and I wont say anything anymore:)’ and I was like ‘yeah that’s right cause this is not your#fucking house so you don’t actually get to decide everything:) shut up:)’#no one fucking likes you and your cheap ass gifts and your mediocre grocery store bought snacks#now my moms like ok next time just be quiet and go along with her to keep the peace like bitch I will literally start a feud I don’t care#I should keep the peace?? bc if there’s be a feud people would side with me over her ten times over#you really think people will side with her when I’m the one who helped set everything up and made gourmet aperos and gave my grandma#something handcrafted to thank her for hosting us while she cant barely bother to show up at her own mom twice a year at Christmas and#easter?? bc she lives a whole two hours away?? bitch when I lived three countries over I saw my grandma more than you did#your husband wasn’t even allowed out of the house for his own dads funeral you think even he’s gonna side with you?? bitch#don’t wanna sound like a snob cause I really don’t care about cheap gifts or grocery story snacks but you have to realise she and her#husband are both doctors and rich and they have a nanny for their twenty year old kids who also cooks and cleans and they live right next to#two famous people and have a vacation house in portugal and also zero friends you really tell me she can’t do better than a five euro gift#for secret Santa when the decided on amount was twenty euros?
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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 7 months
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shes wearing jeans and a tank top. theres blood on the carpet. she says so, you want to be a werewolf? you say yeah. she says just so you know your claws and teeth wont be any sharper than a humans. im not allowed to give anyone any weapons. condition of my parole. you say thats fine, not ideal but fine. the two of you start talking details between sips of your coffee. when shes asking you about fur color she pulls out a swatch like they have at paint shops. all the fur on it feels real. it also feels warm. and the swatch itself is soft and yielding underneath the fur.
zero, two, or eight boobs? zero you say, but eight nipples underneath the fur. she says that works, do you want the knot? you say yeah. she asks how long you want it to last after cumming and you say half an hour. she says you know that means you and your partner pretty much wont be able to move thst whole time right. you say yeah. she shakes her head and says your funeral.
shes finished her coffee and started smoking. you say arent you worried about your lungs? she laughs. she says nah my Amy will fix me up if i get cancer. she says any other requests? you say just so we're clear, i want this to be actual lycanthropy. she says huh? you say you want to actually transform on the full moon. she considers that a second. she says hm i think i can do that. the transformations will probably hurt like a bitch though. you say you dont mind. she says she needs you to sign a waiver for this one. you say okay. she says give me like fifteen minutes to write one.
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get the fuck out of here she says. she says who the hell gave you my address? she says fuck off before i show you what im really capable of. you say whats the problem? she says i dont DO cape work. she says im full rogue these days. she says i only take clients who arent parahumans just to be sure im not complicit in anything. you say youll go. she says go faster or she'll get your body to show you what a teratoma is.
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you start describing your fungus colony idea but shes already shaking her head. she says sorry. says she would if she could but shes not allowed to do anything that can propagate itself. she says her parole agreement says she can only give reproductive organs if the resulting offspring would be baseline human. you say thats stupid. she says she doesnt disagree. how do they even determine baseline human you ask? she says shes pretty sure they use dna testing if theres any doubt. you say damnit. she says i can still make you a mushroom person i just cant let you be sporing. you sigh and say okay.
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shes more animated than youve ever seen her before. youve been here a few times, requesting monsters be made for your haunted house. shes tried directing you to a colleague of hers, the Goblin King or something like that? you always tell her that her creations have a certain je ne sais quoi. she always giggles at that.
this time you came to ask her for a skeleton. the idea excites her. shes pacing around. a skeleton, a skeleton. you say shouldnt this one be easy? she says you still want it fully autonomous right? you say yeah. she says right so i have to give it muscles and nerves but i cant make them too obvious. and the bones, where is she gonna get the bones? you say you just want a human skeleton, whats the issue with the bones? she says that is the issue. says shes not allowed to use human remains anymore. she'll have to get some sort of animal bone and sculpt it. she says maybe Amy can help with getting them to look right. but that still doesnt solve how to make it walk...
you say sorry, what do i owe you for this commission? she waves you off. she says this ones interesting enough that she wont charge. she pulls out a set of colorful glitter markers and starts doing anatomical sketches on the back of an old pizza box. she says you can go now. she says ill call you when you can pick it up.
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six fingers she says. you say yeah. and thats all she says? you say yeah. she says sure no problem but like, why? you say so earth aleph has this tv show called Gravity Falls
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she says im so so sorry. she says i wish i could help but this isnt my field. you say its ok, but you cant hide your tears. she says no, no, dont cry! she hugs you. she smells like sweat and smoke and blood. its still a good hug. she says i dont know many mechanicsl tinkers, but ill call the ones i do know, ask around. she says we'll find somebody who can help give you a working electrical outlet pussy, i promise. you say thank you. youre still crying. shes so sweet.
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ok, she says, so i can do that with some caveats. you say shoot. she says im allowed to give out wings but not allowed to give anybody the ability to fly. you say why?? she says it counts as giving out parahuman abilties and thats against my parole. you say thats so stupid and she nods. she says do you still want the wings? some of the angelkin ive done this to say they actually feel WORSE having the wings but not being able to get off the ground with them. you say thats ok. you say youre not angelkin, you just want them for kink reasons. she says ohhhhh. she says so how sensitive do you want them
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she says i can do that but have you REALLY thought about it? youll be totally dependent on a third party. like what if your partner breaks up with you and you can't find someone else who "gets it"? you say im willing to take that risk. she says ok. she says so let me make sure ive got this right, you want detachable skin that laces up in the back and has to be washed out every night?
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ofallplaceswhythis · 2 months
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tcoptp thoughts pt.14
we got fluff and then got hit by the angst :D. And now that I have finished crying we can cry to more angst :D
james ily youre the biggest mood to exist
wolfstar is basically sirius flirting and remus not knowing how to react atp.
when i find walburga she wont even have a body to have a funeral
not tonya's letter, not jeremy, not anYTHING PLEASE STOP PLEAS
THEY TOLD EACH OTHER THIS IS NOT A DRILL uhfhuhshusdfih
tomny and tonya are so tragic i need a book series on them
please dont let that be the last time we see tomny
for all its worth, i kinda hate regulus rn.
and now that the titanic as sunk, ill go cry. Peace out V
AYY THE LONGBOTTOMS
hey jillian :) yea shut the fuck up who even thinks that
OHHHH SHIT HES IN THE WATER
ngl i legit cried when remus finally knew what he was. tears are coming out of my face.
snape is fucking wing manning?! wtf is happening 😭😭
when you get an opportunity to talk, fucking talk.
Sirius: Im not opening it what if its a bomb Remus: Its not a bomb just open it Remus: Remus: Nevermind, its a bomb
THEY FIGURED IT OUT!! kinda sad about the remus and his 'im empty' conversation but atleast they can talk it through <3
The 'we could pretend we kissed near the piano' conversation was so wholesome i need to read it again
God has given us mercy and now owes me atleast 2 chapters of fluff
Still gonna cry over Remus and his convo with his mum.
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xxcherrycherixx · 5 months
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Tw: very non healthy relationship. Death and grieving. Kidnapping. Self harm but not exactly done with the intent to self harm (she punches a window). Cupid drinks blood at one point. Mentions of feeling like shes going to throw up. This might be a panic attack too? Um just know this is pure angst. This is meant to be dark and unhappy. I legit don’t know why i even wrote this. All your faves are probs dead btw unless your fave is baba yaga in which case surprise???
“Cupid what have you done.” The words come out devoid of life.
“You weren’t meant to find out yet, i was going to hide it until you changed your mind”
Blondie looks to her wife, horrified and angry “until i changed my mind? Cupid i was never going to Change my mind, I STILL haven’t changed my mind even after learning what you have done.” Tears fill her eyes “ why would you do this to me” a sob escapes her “why would you put this burden on me when i told you so clearly that i didn’t want it”
Cupid reaches out to blondie hopeful desperation in her voice “i did it because i love you” anger lights her wife’s eyes “you did it because you love me? You betrayed me in the worst way you possibly could, stripped me of my choice and made sure that i will have to go through the worst experience a mother ever can-“ burning tears trail down her cheeks “how is that love?”
“It is love, i did it because i need you by my side- i cant lose you-“ “what about our children?” A pause follows until blondie speaks again “ what about our children.”
The way cupid backs down says enough. “you’re just going to let them die, aren’t you?” A hollow empty feeling fills blondie as her wife doesn’t even try to argue against the grim accusation.
“Oh” bitter broken laughter escapes her as she sinks to the ground “ I’ve made a mistake” her bitter laughter turns to sobs “I’ve made a big mistake”
“What mistake?” Cupids voice holds so much concern and love that it makes blondie even more angry at the other woman “ being with you.” She looks up to cupid with resentment “ i should have never started dating you.” A hurt look spreads across her wife’s face “i should have never married you”
“I should have never fallen in love with you.” She can see cupid shake, her eyes watery with held back tears that threaten to spill any moment “ you’re hurting right now, you will be able to get over it and we can move on from this” “get over it and move on? Is that what you want me to do when im eventually forced to attend the funerals of everyone i love? The funerals of my children? My grandchildren?”
Her wif- cupid, Cupid starts to become desperate “ thats just life! you will always see people you love die whether you live for only a couple years or forever, but this way you will have me. We would be with each other forever, you don’t have to see anyone die either! We can leave, we can live with my family where you will never have to fear loss again”
“Cupid I’m not leaving my children. Do you not realise the fucked up things you are saying? You’re acting like our friends, our family- mean absolutely nothing! Why-“
“BECAUSE THEY DON’T MEAN ANYTHING!” Blondie jumps at the booming shout, fear coursing through her veins. “they will all die no matter what! Their lives are short, one day they are born and then a couple decades later they are dead.” Cupid drops down to her, reaching out to lovingly pet her hair as blondie backs away terrified “soon this mortal life you currently know will only be a distant memory, you will always find new friends to replace the old. And you will always have me to be your family.” She cuddles blondie, voice a sickly sweet tone that does nothing to lessen her fear “ trust me, I’ve been through this all before. But you wont have to go through it alone like how i did, i will love you and guide you and comfort you. All we need is each other”
Blondie’s heart pumps in fear, if she was still a mortal she’s sure it would have exploded and killed her already. the thought that she is no longer mortal is still horrifying, unlike many people she had been forced to confront the idea of death very early on in her relationship with cupid, the girl had brought the topic of her immortality up multiple times which always led to blondie having to think about her own eventual demise. when cupid had brought up the suggestion of her becoming immortal, she had quickly shot the idea down much to her wife’s surprise. At that point they already 3 children and instead of only thinking about her own death, she started to think about others deaths and the impact experiencing such loss would have on her emotionally and mentally.
She had thought cupid understood why she said no, she had thought that cupid accepted her decision.
Writers, was she wrong.
In reality cupid had gone behind her back and did it anyway. Somehow hiding the fact she hadn’t actually been aging until she must have slipped up and the facade fell away to reveal blondie looking as youthful as the day she said no.
Bile rises in her throat as the other girl continues to hold her, the embrace which would usually comfort her now feels as if heavy snakes are coiled around her body, suffocating and strangling her until she can’t breath anymore. She tries to push cupid away and when her attempts prove futile she moves onto kicking and fighting the other girl, however cupid’s inhuman strength wins out, her embrace only getting tighter at her resistance. before blondie knows it she feels her consciousness slip, over exertion and stress finally weighing down on her.
“Sleep, Everything will be just right when you wake up”
Blondie wakes in a bed, soft and comfortable compared to the hard floor she had been sitting on. An unfamiliar room greets her as she regains her vision, filled with beautiful elegant furniture and sunlight streaming in through large windows. She moves to get a better understanding of where she is only for familiar arms to hold her back, cupid lays beside her, watching.
Memories of what happened before she passed out flood her brain, she tries to escape cupids arms in a panic and they open easily for her to leave. standing in the middle of the unfamiliar room she glares at the other woman “where are we” cupid sits up “home”
Dread fills her “ this is not my home.” Thei- her home is a sweet little cottage back in the cull de sac she was born in. With a slightly messy yet comfy little masters bedroom full of little personal knickknacks and gifts from friends and family, not a large opulent white room furnished with elegant royal blues and gold.
Cupid smiles “i had this room designed just for you. Theres a room for us both to share eventually but i thought you would like your own space now and then” she giggles “ we’re sure to have plenty more disagreements in our long time together, my aunt persephone said its good to be able to have your own space apart from your lover during those times.”
“I want to go home. MY home, back in far away with my children.” Cupid just blinks, her pretty smile remaining “i made sure that the bed was just right, i know that you’re picky with these kinds of things so i had it custom made to fit your needs. And the wardrobe is a walk in one! So you can have all the pretty dresses you love so much without sacrificing any for more room.” She jumps out of the bed excited “oh! I also have a little studio for you! eventually you can start doing your show again, auntie aphrodite loved watching your old gossip filled episodes so im sure she would watch them if you wanted to make more one day”
Blondie realises that cupid isn’t going to answer her, she can see what the other girls done. shes created a beautiful bird cage for her to live in while cupid tries to bribe and train her into accepting this new messed up lifestyle. She walks to the window, outside she sees an unknown land, its obvious cupid has moved them far from her home. she pats her clothes and her hair and finds neither her mirrorphone or her mirrorpad, cupid has cut all her communication off.
panic unfurls in her mind, theres nothing she can do. Cupid has her writers knows where and is not planning to let her go. her hands curl into fists and before she knows it theres the sound of glass and the feeling of pain. “Sweetheart why did you do that? Now you’re bleeding” cupid coos as she gently grabs her bloody glass filled hand. Cupid picks the most visibly shards out and unceremoniously drops them onto the blood and glass covered floor, the blood continues to pour and cupid hums “you can’t bleed out, but its getting really messy so we should probably get it fixed up” she kisses the blood covered skin, her lips are stained red when she lifts her head again “a little kiss to help while i go get a first aid kit” as she leaves blondie can see her tongue poke out to lick the drying crimson from her lips.
Days pass. Or maybe months? Writers, it could be years and she wouldn’t know. Shes still in the room, cupid sits with her most of the time and brings her drink and food, she reminds blondie it’s no longer a necessity but instead just a pleasurable treat. Shes stopped wearing her cherub form as much, her bone wings and ghostly white skin that turns to inky black on full display. Blondie had grown to love the unusual form of her wife, but now she sees why others find it so off putting with the bones that protrude from her spine that look like they were ripped from some poor creatures body and bent to look like a mockery of cherub wings.
Cupid tells her about how her aunt wants to come visit, she expects it to be aphrodite but to her surprise it turns out to be persephone. Blondie doesn’t know much about this aunt, the two have never truly interacted. The woman is tall like all of cupids relatives, her hair dark in contrast to her pale skin and her eyes serious as she takes in blondie. She excuses cupid, claiming she wants the finest wine that cupid can provide. It’s an obvious excuse but she has no choice but to obey the much more powerful goddess.
Its tense when cupid leaves, Persephone’s dark eyes stare as if reading her soul “you don’t want to be here.” Blondie’s reply is instant “no” she can see a hint of something in those dark eyes as the woman speaks “would you leave if you could?” Hope fills her at the suggestion “yes” the goddess stands and walks to her, as she nears the scent of nature becomes clear and blondie can finally pick out sympathy in those eyes “close your eyes” blondie does as shes told.
She wakes in her garden, the garden back at her sweet little cottage. She rises to her feet and stumbles towards the back door where it opens with ease like all locked doors do, inside her home looks different. Nothing of hers and her family remains, in fact on the wall she finds a portrait of a sweet little family of three.
This isn’t her home anymore. She runs from the house, not wanting to be caught by the family whose house she has accidentally broken into. Theres a few places she can go to look for help, either of her royal friends castles are sure to still be their family homes, or she can try ever after high where she should find raven and miss yaga at least who could be helpful with their magic.
She picks ever after high, it’s quicker and shes more likely to get actual help. The journey is long, she luckily manages to catch a ride with a nice family half way to book end, the school comes into view and her stomach feels with unease.
It looks different.
Every step she takes into ever after high feels like walking to her death, she walks all the way to where she knows the headmistress’s office should be, where raven should be. “Mrs lockes is that you?” A familiar voice calls, miss yaga looks at her with shocked confusion “how are you still alive?” That dread she had felt multiplies “ what do you mean? Why would i be dead?” Madam yaga adjusts her glasses still looking puzzled “my dear you’ve been missing for 78 years”
Ah. So this is what cupid had meant. “Are my children-“ her eyes start to water “-dead” the solemn look madam yaga gives her is all the answer she needs “oh” the elderly sorceress comes near “mrs lockes, where have you been?” Blondie shakes as she weeps openly, what felt like only days ago she had been holding her 10 year old son, hanging up on hour long calls with her older children, Planning to visit over the weekend.
Now they’re gone. Lived their entire lives thinking their mother up and abandoned them, or maybe they thought she had been taken and searched for her until they came to the conclusion she was most likely dead. She never got to see a single one of her children get married or have kids of their own. A pair of heels click behind her, growing closer to where she weeps. Madam yaga questions who they are but doesn’t receive an answer, familiar inky black arms wrap around blondie and pull her close “why don’t we get you back home sweetie” cupid coos, her mouth near her ear. “Theres nothing left for us here”
Cupid takes her trembling hand and leads her back out of the school, blondie follows wordlessly.
Cupid is right, theres nothing left for her here.
Cupid sets her down on the bed, she lovingly undresses blondie and slides her silky baby blue nightie over her head. She can see cupid look at her hungrily, she usually does nowadays which blondie guesses is because they apparently have not had sex in 78 years. She rolls on her side away from cupid, she wont allow the other woman to touch her like that yet. maybe one day she will, when everything that has happened becomes but a distant memory and shes forced to “get over it and move on” as cupid had said.
She has an eternity to find out.
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hey :3
out of curiosity, can you give me an overview of your ocs? name, basic bio, anything else you feel like mentioning about them. at least for the ones you use the most? pretty please with a cherry on top /nf
and since, well, this is a drawing blog, can you please draw the oc that is most fun to draw?
awesome that's all I have for now. have a nice day/night
:DDDD
OFC I CAN :DDD
oh boy this will be a long one
also the stuff in these [ ] is the tag you can find their universes specific stuff under and I would be happy to answer any other questions :3
Ester (it means Star :3) [Spacebfs] :
Human kidnapped before birth by aliens (earth has not reached the stars just yet, its around the year 2500 and we focused on fixing our planet (I like being hopeful ok)) and genetically modified to act as a weapon (we are operating under the "humans are space orcs" vibe here)
he eventually ran away with absolutely no context on how to people or take care of himself, hes human but doesnt know what being human really means. Hes like the only human hes ever met
Ester eventually ends up on Llaon 93Q (a planet completely run by an mafia empire) and works as a freelance merc constantly breaking the "rules" the mafia established and having BEEF with them, having to constantly move due to the money on his head (hes running from the police-standin, the mafia and the aliens he originally ran away from dude is STRESSED)
his ship is named Tuhlia, he is CONVINCED she has a personality. to everyone else its a mystery how that pile of junk is still capable of space travel
his favorite color is purple
he alsi has a strange relationship with a lizard man that I wont get into here
[hes the one with the yellow poncho]
Careen [Spacebfs] :
[big tall hunky blue alien man with four arms and a tail and head fins]
Esters love interest
coming from privilege and kinda a dick and getting HUMBLED on his and Esters adventures
he ends up much healthier
Rue [Spacebfs] :
(I am actively writing a full novel length story about them so it might sound a lil weird lol)
Nero/Ghost [The Ravens Dove/emergence line (tho the stuff I already posted I forgot to tag)] :
The protagonist of that universe (its superhero themed :D)
long story short: he's undead
long story long (this is some real comicstyle whackshit) :
born to an rich (made up) swedish family (birthname is simon, we will get to that)
mom died birthing him
dad hated him for it
brother ignored him as he wasnt at home a lot but also never realized how awful and miserable Neros life was
ABUSE
very smart little guy
has a degree in bio chemistry and EXCELLED at it
but he also wants to make his dad finally love him (he got his degree so early and his dad didnt even acknowledge it)
so he fucked around with stuff he shouldnt have without telling anybody
blew himself up
(souls are allowed to witness their funeral and say goodbye to their loved ones) but there was no one, his dad didnt even hold a service
and finally something inside him just broke
he wandered the land of the dead for a while as he didnt want to go to the afterlife to face his mother (every single one of his family members shunt him till now, why would she be different yk?)
the land of the dead aint the friendliest place tho, but he adapted
after like a while (time doesnt exist there) he ran into the domain of the deity of revenge (one of the four brother gods of dead, the pantheon lore is not important just stuff I made up) aka "the raven"
stuff happened they fell in love (their ace) something something Nero becomes "the ravens dove" aka the ravens like avatar to act in the living world
this is where he really adopts the name nero
he becomes an anti hero whose really two faced
(to the heros hes a pretty silly lil guy and to villians hes a scary mf)
starts going on a real rampage against all form of abusers (specifically children) while juggling keeping his image in front of the heros
tho he keeps spiraling and spiraling he really isnt doing well
(also his brother is an hero and so is his fiance, neros real identity is under wraps and he stubbornly refuse to interact with them, the heros have... adjusted)
it all explodes one day and shit hits the fan
there are so many story threats after that point that I cannot all explain here but he will get help and his brother is trying his best to make up for everything
[White hair and close and skin as hes DEAD and yeah-)
You might have noticed other reoccurring muses of the last few drawings
these do have some lore, but I am not willing to share that as it's too close to my heart and I am not ready to share
their lore does not really impact anything on this blog, really they're just my silly little lab rats for art
other than that I just do art other series that are currently going are the custom deck of many things and Fairytales tho I am a little behind on these
request are always very appreciated even tho I might not get to them immediately :>
And your drawing request :3
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(this is M/Ifer (I had to change the name due to revamping his story currently) I dont draw them a lot which is why I didnt introduce them, but they are a joy when they turn out like they did here ^^)
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" look at this MC... What a pretty spider." Your friend point out a black widow that is very close to bite it's venomous fangs into her poking finger.
" If it bite you, I will handle the coffee and bread for your funeral." You smile and smack her away from spider. The spider skelter away back to its nest.
"Awwy... ಥ_ಥ" (friend)
"Unless this is spider verse and you wish to be spiderman wanna be, then go ahead and touch poisonous spider... "
" GASP! BUT IT'S TOO PRETTY! " (Friend)
"... In the law of wild. Having catchy appearance means it's either poisonous, pretending to be the poisonous or to catch preys... There's more reason. But I'm not casual geographic nor a paid professor to tell you stuff. "
" MC you watch too many YouTube videos... " Your friend point out. " Don't your guardian told you off about that. "
" I'm just being updated about stuff. But of course it don't include gossip of showbiz and entertainment industry. "You mumble, maybe you did also updated on those stuff too since it went to your recommendation.
" Well based on self knowledge learn in YouTube and internet, I can say if we ever kicked out to the wild when we fail our academics, you and I won't die from poisonous spiders and pretty tiny octopus. Because certain someone would be "omg look so pretty" and poke the damn thing. " You proudly says while petting your friend head, such an idiot.
" ARE YOU INTERNALLY CALLING ME AN IDIOT?!" She dramatically gasp and smack your hand away. Crying crocodile tears of how cruel the world is to have a friend like you.
" you know me too well." You smile.
"You aren't even denying it!? " Even more dramatic gasp. "WE ARENT BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE ;((" she point at me.
"We're not bestie anymore...?!" You too dramatically fall in the ground before you pulled your bag and take out the limited edition cakes from the new shop down town.
"I guess I will only eat this alone... me bestieless rude and cruel person..." You weep while opening the container, noticing how she eyeing the cakes when she saw her favorite flavor. "Nom nom... " You happily eat it in front of her eyes.
"... BESTIE, CAN I HAVE SOME?!" not able to handle the temptations of the cakes she give up on her tantrum and hugs you from behind and reach out to get the whole container from your hand.
"... I don't even say yes yet..." You mumble as you watch her, Kirby the fucking thing. "I realize if we ever stuck in the wild, your gonna get ya self killed if someone dude offer ya food and stuff." You point out.
"If the person is good looking and offering me an apple, I will gladly eat it and stare at the person while I do." She added and nodded to your words.
"... Gott. Why are you the honor student from the two of us again??* You rub your head from thinking your friend would surely be kidnap.
"Being academic smart is different being wise in wild life. ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)" she point out. " Beside your there to handle the wild life knowledge
.♡(ӦvӦ。)" She smiled.
"... Gott. So your going to openly says I'm your nanny then. " You face palm but Chuckle, not a bit offended by it.
" It's okii. Beside, letting you copy my homework when you forget about it from watching too much non related academic stuff. "
It was your turn to gasp at her audacity to call you out.
":V WELL STATISTICS WONT SAVE YOU FROM BEING EATEN BY LIONS! "
" Is that why you forget about the assignment from one week ago and have to ask and cram it in the last 5 minutes before class??... What about the quiz in (hated subject #1) ? Did you watch some bees way of life or something... " The look of disappointment she's giving you gives you slap each words she says.
" F-for your information I don't watch bees ( I already finish all clips about that one year ago!) and watch missing people documentary! " You take out your phone and show over forty missing people over the spawn of few years.
They call it [ Lost in Wonderland ] as there reported cases that those people before they disappear, they were seeing a wild rabbit running around, or Thay they are reading that curse Alice in wonderland in 3am or something like that.
"That's sound like a stupid name for a missing people case." She point out. "People adding the coincidence and says it related to a children book. What a full of crap."
"HEY! THOSE PEOPLE ARE MISSING AND YOUR SASSING OUT THE CASE FILE NAME?"
"ITS INSULTING TO MY FAVORITE STORYBOOK, OK?!" she then proceed to take out a book, similar to the one said in the news. " THATS WHY ILL DEBUNK IT!"
"... Can I have your cat if you suddenly went MIA."
" DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MR MARSHMALLOW! I WILL MAKE YOU FAIL TOMMOROW QUIZ AND WONT LET YOU COPY MINE!" The cat lady have become mad.
" Ó╭╮Ò YOU NEVER LET ME TOUCH MR. MARSHMALLOW, YOU CRANKY CAT LADY!"
" YOU SAID HIS SO FAT, HE COULD MAKE THREE BATCHES OF SIOPAO AND DUMPLINGS!"
The two of you bicker, jokes and laugh around even how other in the public park is looking at you two like two weirdos yet you two don't care since you two are just having fun and don't give shit what they think.
...
"... I don't know if I should cry, laugh or mock you." You mumble as you look at the missing poster of your friend. Who did what she said about debunking the so called lost in wonderland case being related to her favorite book. She was the one debunked to Netherworld.
Meow. Meow meow
"Mr. Marshmallow turn out to be a girl and was fat cause of her babies... Smh. (• ▽ •;)" You don't know what to say as you held the poster and seating on the sidewalk thinking what to do with the litter of kittens and the huge cat since her mother throw the cat out of their house blaming it for bad luck. Mr. Marshmallow is a black cat after all. Big fluffy cat.
"...huhu....*hic." As the moment have passed by, tears fall from your eyes. As reality drown to you, that your friend is gone (probably cause of stupidity) and the police have shitty policy about not looking for the missing person if it's not 48h. Like they are so dumb what if the person is tortured and in need of help?
"I... Probably should leave it to authorize." You mumble as you tearfully went home with Mr. Marshmallow and her kittens.
"I will leave it to the authority." You pulled out a bag and put bunch of things in it. Takes out toy gun and bunch of bullets and put it to the bag, container of food and a lighter.
"Like hell I will. ಠ_ಠ. Those people won't do shit till 48h." You feed the kittens when you went passe them.
You went to change cloths and slept after putting an alarm. When the clock strict 3am. You pick up the curse book and look at Mr. Marshmallow who meow looking at you as you put the book over the fire. "I'm gonna burn this thing." You thought that if you burn it, no one would be a victim anymore. IF that relation of the case is indeed correct.
"Alice in fucking Wonderland by (redacted)." You read the book title while having a backpack on your back, In case something abnormal happened.
You did vandalized it and wrote some stuff on the cover and edited some part from a random page. Now it's { Alice In the twisted wonderland }
As you burn the book, you notice the ink pouring out but alas, you pour holy water in it but it release an odd odor that cause you to cover your nose how bad it is.
"I don't know, some satan probably gonna say I'm dumb or something." You mumble. Mr. Marshmallow meow and walk toward you, purring while she rubs her head on your leg.
"If things goes bad. I left a note. And it also mean I will miss the exam tomorrow..." You probably really dumb and over think this. But if it's the truth, your burning the thing that dragged people to wonderland.
{ Don't you know, that destroying other property is a bad thing ~? }
You heard a voice spoke behind you, Mr. Marshmallow on your hands went defense mood when a person appear before you, you pulled you toy gun. "DEMON! >:( YOU KIDNAP MY FRIEND."
{ Oh~? But how could you blame me~? What if your imagining everything~?}
"...well I don't have reputation with how crazy I act in public. So I don't think I have anything worth to save for." You point out. " Give me back my friend!"
{ My, how mad you are... Blaming someone " innocent" }
" You sound untrustworthy when you said " innocent" part." You rolled your eyes.
{ I don't usually deal with madman, as I made mad man out of all Alice. }
You look at the stranger
"... My friend is already mad. I guess, I did blame you😃" you now felt bad as you realize your the one at wrong.
{ Too late! I decided you have to deal with the consequences of burning one of my books! Off you go to where you belong~ }
The demon snap his hand, suddenly there's a bunch of crawling poisonous eight legged creatures appear in each corner of the room.
{ Your not the only madman who tried demand such thing from me, of course I give what they demanded now they all become mad~ but one should know. I am but a guide not a fairy that grant wishes~ I am Grim~ now don't get eaten~ }
"I DONT WISH FOR THIS?? HOLY IS THAT BANANA SPIDER? OH GOTT THATS ANOTHER POISONOUS ONE!"
your screams wasn't able to be heard anymore as you where surrounded by spiders and soon the mass of spider become a pool of ink, disappear to the book that written to it's original form.
{ Naughty kitty ~ face your punishment~ welcome to the madness mansion! Hopefully your able to survive~}
The demon called grim voices echoes to the darkness before you felt falling and hitting someone.
.
┌──❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚─┐
Because of Request.
Free to choice who's the unfortunate
Crazy:b who you LITERALLY fallen into.
└───❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚┘
»»————- note ————-««
Hey! This is a interactive story! (●´u`●) the story would enter a scene where you choice an action or character in certain occasion! Btw the story would only move to the next scenario when one responded~ first answers priority but action and simping on the response will be added to the flow of the next scenario! Through if you commented and the next scenario already happened. It won't do change to the story!
Based on the settings and lore of the world and the situation, the ending is up to you~ through it be mc gaining a role, surviving, have a love interest, able to leave the place or even becoming a past tense (ded) is based on response ~
BTW, YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU ENTER THE WORLD ILLEGALLY. (• ▽ •;) 3 OUT 4 WOULD MOST LIKELY KILL YOU IN THE SPOT. (・_・;) but of course guess correctly who will be your lucky charm for victory (◕દ◕)but then if you beg, you can survive each one of the dangerous spiders.
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veggiefritters · 2 months
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warning vent i guess.
i should not really be here. as is, alive on this here earth. and im in considerable pain right now, too. dude idek what to say i just feel sick at this point. theres too much going through my head and i think a lot if its anger. i fotta stop taking it out on myself, but what else would i take it out on? the pillows? they have feelings man... i dont. thats a fucking lie i clearly do they just dont matter.
tell me a single news article you've read about a teenager who killed themself. better yet, one where theyre honest about what happened and also dont deadname the child. i don't know why im thinking about this i really do but it makes me so sad. just knowing that realistically, even in death, nobody would really pay attention to me! it'll be about everyone else.
guess you cant hold a funeral if you dont have a body, though. throws up in my mouth. i dont want to be found. dead or alive. wanna just skedaddle. its not that i want to die, i just dont want to live how i am. and how i m is pretty bad.
if i make it look like an accident i can get on the 6 o'clock news, i reckon!!! what will i do, fall on the train tracks? but i wont, and you know why?
because im too big a pussy.
also, who would tuck in my teddies? who would buy the creepy looking dolls neglected at op shops? i dunno. if thats my only purpose, thats okay, i guess.
would appreciate some free money though.
not the point. im no Snowball. more like that one sheep. please, tell me that hasnt gone over your head... That's okay though. im silly joyous and whimsical. im not silently crying from how tired i am. im not bleeding profusely or anything. im great lmao.
im so tired from just existing. let me sleep for 48 hours straight.
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initiala · 11 months
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I think you can accidentally fuck up your kids without even meaning to. Like you can do everything right and gentle parent and encourage them, and something is still gonna get fucked up because the thing about the resiliency of kids is that they take things quite literally or as they interpret it and it’ll still emerge years later like “ohhhhh fuck that’s why I’m Like This”
Like. I am lucky enough to be financially independent from my parents. I have my own place and bills and have a cozy little life. And yet, when my dad lost his job a few weeks ago, the demon that has been my burden to bear for most of my life reared it’s ugly head and I began panic stockpiling things and readjusting my budget and cutting subscriptions and generally trying to stave off a panic attack about money.
Because we’ve been down this road before, and the first time it happened when I was old enough to understand, my mom explained it as we were going to have less money for a while (both of my parents have always worked) and we wouldn’t have enough for fun things like new toys or whatever, and it was meant to come across as a lesson in starting to determine between a want and a need. We needed food, we didn’t need a new hotwheels track or whatever the thing of the day was.
Well, at the ripe age of 9, I interpret this as “I cannot want anything for myself ever again because we need money to survive and I will sacrifice anything I ever have a desire for ever again.”
Which is absolutely not what my mom intended it to come across! But I also didn’t know how to vocalize it, because I was 9 and also the Oldest Sibling/Cousin with all the unintended complexes that come with that, and became incredibly self-sacrificing and stopped wanting things, and became extremely worried about money all the time, and it has taken an EXTREMELY long time to undo that, and it’s clearly still a work in progress!!
So yeah. Stuff fucks you up no matter what, even if the people who don’t think they’re fucked up wont admit it.
I don’t know if I’d rather this or if I’d have developed some kind of complex after my adopted uncle died when I was 6 and mom was explaining funerals to me and telling me not to be scared because he wasn’t a vampire or anything.
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crystallizedkingdoms · 6 months
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i had a very fucked up evil thought about vellory and i have no one else to talk to about it so im throwing it in your askbox Hope you dont mind
theyre actually soooo fucked up if you look at them from the 'rory killing herself is the canon route' perspective cuz like . imagine leaving your reality after a really bad breakup and you think you wont allow yourself to be vulnerable ever again and yet you meet someone whos maybe just as fucked up as you are and you two are kinda like the only people who can rely on each other and maybe you end up falling for them but in the end it just doesnt go anywhere anyway because they end up taking their life from circumstances that were way out of your control yet you still tried to prevent . maybe your attempts werent exactly the best or the most helpful but you still really tried to reach out and help them any way you could and yet it was all for nothing in the end . im unsure what id do with myself if this was me it tears me apart SO BAD
anyways i think they should just go frolick in a flower field or something Thatd be much better
IT TEARS ME UP SO BAD. Vella literally could not have a worse time and it is actually so devastating. like how do you manage that how are you supposed to deal with your vulnerability being torn out again how do you deal with grief when this entire reality is about to end? you had something with that person and you used to comfort yourself with the thought that even if reality ended, he would be by your side, but now he isn’t. theres countless of realities that have been destroyed, and will be destroyed, including the very one youre in, but this one singular life was one that could have brought you the happiness you’ve been starved of and suddenly his absence is all that seems to matter.
you don’t believe in fate or cosmic plans. those frivolous concepts didn’t exist in your reality. but just for one moment, when you’re attending his funeral, you wonder if all of existence has something against you and your love.
but yeah they should be sooo happy and they should bathe in sunlight and kiss so sweetly <3
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buckybraneslover111 · 2 years
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Trust No One p.7 - B.B
Warnings: fluff, choking, slapping kink, spitting kink, daddy kink, gun, mention of sex. 
a/n: lemme know if this gets too much for y'all, i will tone it down a bit if it is. :)
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"Bucky is awake.."
After a couple of days, Bucky was back at home and fully recovered. Today was the first day of you going back to work in a few weeks, since your dad's funeral. You were in Bucky’s bathroom putting your makeup on. You were nervous to go back, but you needed money. Even though Bucky said he would take care of you, you didnt want drug money, you wanted your own money, clean money. Bucky walks into the bathroom and leans against the door frame.
"Do you have to go? Why cant you just quit and stay here with me? I'll take care of you. You wont have to pay for anything." he pouted looking at you.
You looked at him through the mirror, "I already told you why Buck. I dont want your drug money, i want to earn money the right way. Not illegally. Youll be fine without me for a few hours and you could always come and visit me. Im going bottle service today." you finished your makeup then looked at yourself one more time, before turning around and walking to the door but Bucky stood in front of the doorway. "Buck let me go. Come on im gonna be late." you looked up at him as he shook his head.
"No, youre not going to work dressed like that." he frowned at you.
"Why not? Thats how i make my tips Buck, and its a friday night and im doing bottle service. I will make at least 2,000$ tonight."
"Yeah dressed like a slut you will." he moved out of the way and you walked out of the bathroom shaking your head. "Please change y/n."
"Do you really want me to change? Will it get you to leave me alone? I'm blaming you for me being late, just so you know." you walked to your shared clothes and looked for another outfit.
"That's fine you can blame me." he sat down on his bed, "Why cant you find something that covers you up more?"
"Do you want me to dress like a fucking nun?" you looked back at him.
"Yes, yes i would." he nodded. You shook your head laughing. You grabbed a new outfit and changed into it then walked over to the full length mirror and looked at yourself.
"Better?" you turned to him.
"Yes much better." he nodded, "Daddy approves." you shook your head and grabbed your keys and purse. You walked over to him and kissed his cheek.
"I'll see you later. You can come by if you want too." you smiled as he nodded and kissed your lips. You pulled away and giggles wiping his lips, "You have lipstick on your lips now."
"Its fine babe, ill have something to remember you by." he chuckles.
"Ill see you later. I love you." you smiled walking to the door.
"I love you too."
...
It was a few hours into your shift and you started to miss Bucky. Getting back into the rhythm of things was hard, after being a way for so long, it was like when you first started working at the club. Like it was your first day all over again. You walked to the bar and sighed leaning up against the bar table. It was a somewhat slow start to your night, having it only be 8:30pm. Clint walked over to you and gave you a bottle of water, "Hey, how you hanging in? Still rough coming back after so long?"
You nodded and sipped the water, "Yeah just trying to clear my head. Im glad im back but i still hate when its slow." you sighed, "Like where is everyone? Its a friday night and this place isnt packed like it used to."
He shrugged, "I'm not sure. It will pick up soon, it always does. Once that old bar down the street closes, they will all come here. Just give it another 30 minutes." he smiled and you nodded.
"I'm gonna go take a 10 minute break, ill be back." you walked to the backroom and to your locker. You grabbed your phone and saw a few missed text messages from Bucky.
Buck<3
I miss you already
Me and the guys are gonna come by later
I love you<3
You smiled and replied back to him
you
I love you to
Im taking a quick break in the back
Just text me when you are here <3
Buck<3
We just walked in, getting my table in the back
I requested you baby<3
You smiled and sat down in one of the chairs in the back.
you
Aww you are too kind
Ill be out in a sec
Buck<3
Okay love you<3
you got up and walked to the vanity and fixed your makeup. you looked in the mirror and saw someone standing behind you. you turned around and backed up into the vanity and gulped, "What are you doing here?"
"I found you. i can't believe after all these months of looking for you, i found you."
"Stay away from me. i-i'll call the cops." you looked at this person in fear. they could hurt you in any way possible and you couldn't defend yourself. you didn't have your pepper spray or pocket knife on you. you were screwed.
"But, Lilly, I love you, we were meant to be together." the person stepped closer to you.
"N-No! that's not my name anymore i-i told you this!" you looked up and they were right in your face.
"I finally got you right where I want you."
"N-No no no, Liam please." you started to tear up as he stepped closer to you, "No please Liam. What about Ava? Where is she?" you moved to the side and backed up against the wall as he stepped right in front of you. you started to shake, scared for you life as he reached up and touched your cheek with the back of his hand. you flinched and shut your eyes turning your head away, "Please Liam." you whispered softly as tears started to fall down your cheeks.
"We can finally be together again. you ran away from me once, i can't lose you again. i love you Lilly." he grabbed your chin with his thumb and pointer finger turning you towards him and he kisses your lips softly. you don't kiss back and try to turn your head away but he keeps you there.
"Please Liam, just let me go." you whispered against his lips. He hit the wall behind you near your head and looked at you frowning.
"Look at me Lilly!" you shook your head keeping your eyes shut. He grabbed your jaw turning your head to him, "Look at me!!" you started to cry then the door to the break room swung open.
"Y/n? Hey, your tables are waiting for you. you can make out with your boyfriend later let's go!" Kevin, your manager said as he walked out. you pushes away from Liam and wiped your face walking fast out of the break room. Liam hit the wall sighing. you walked to the bar and looked at Clint terrified. he looked at you and walked over to you.
"Y/N you okay?" he rubbed your arm and you shook you head.
"Liam is here. H-He cornered me in the break room. I-I don't know how he found me." you looked around to see if he followed you or if he was around. Liam was your ex boyfriend, well crazy psycho ex boyfriend. he stalked you for months and when uou finally gave him a chance, he turned crazy on you one day. you couldn't take it anymore so you have to move and change your name so he couldn't find you, until today. it had been 2 years since you left him and you couldn't believe he found you after all that time. Your name was Lilly but changed it to y/n, so he couldn't find you on any social media.
Clint hands you a tray with drinks, "Listen, just keep working okay? if i see him i'll have security kick him out okay? these drinks are for Bucky’s table."
you nodded and took the tray walking over to Bucky’s private table. you handed everyone their drinks then looked at Bucky who was staring at you. you handed him his drink and he grabbed your wrist, "Are you okay? What happened? you said 10 minutes."
you nodded, "Y-Yeah sorry, that time of the month. my stomach has been bothering me." you lied but sent him a reassuring smile. he nodded and pulled you down to him kissing you, you kissed back. you pulled away, "I'll be back in a bit." you walked to your other tables and continued to work.
...
after a few minutes, you walked back over to Bucky’s table and cleaned up some of the empty glasses. you looked up and almost dropped one of the cups. sitting next to Bucky was someone you thought you would never see sitting next to him. Liam. He looked right at you and smirked. You looked at Bucky and he was talking to Steve. you went to go grab the cup in front of Liam and he grabbed your wrist and you froze. you looked up at him gulping, "I'm not done with that honey." Bucky looked over at you as liam's grip on your hand got tighter. You let go of the cup and he let go of your wrist. you pulled your hand away quickly and nodded.
"Sorry, can i get you guys anything else?" you looked at Bucky and he shook his head.
"No babe i'm good, what time are you off?" he looked at you.
"Buck she isn't some kind of hooker, she works here." Liam said looking at him. Bucky looks at him and nods.
"Yeah i know, she's my girlfriend that's why i'm asking her." he frowned a little.
"Who's your new friend? i've never met him before." you said softly.
"Oh, this is Liam. Just met him today, he's friends with Markell." he stood up and fixed his pants, "i'm gonna run to the bathroom."
you nodded and walked to the bar giving them the empty cups. Bucky walks up behind you and wraps his arm around your waist, you jumped and turned towards him, "Woah, relax it's just me. are you okay?"
you nodded and turned towards him, "Yeah im fine, just trying to get back into the swing of things you know?"
he nodded and kissed your head, "Alright, well i'm heading out in a few minutes, i have some business to take care of and i'll be back to pick you up."
you looked at the time, "he is going to cut me off at 1am so you can be back for then."
he nodded and kissed your cheek, "i love you i'll see you then." he walked back to his table and you sighed. you couldn't tell him about Liam, he would lose his mind. you. had to playit off as if everything was okay and then wait for the perfect time to tell him.
...
you were the last one in the club, cleaning off the bar. Clint went out with Natasha to the casino and you told him you would close up for him. they both left you there by yourself, Kevin gave you the keys to lock up the doors. you told Bucky not to come pick you up until after 2am. it was currently 1:20am and you just had to finish up with the dishes and clean off the bar.
"Finally some alone time." your head shot up towards the door as you heard it close and lock. you looked at liam and and gulped.
"Liam you can't be in here, i'll call the cops. you need to leave." you went to grab your phone when you heard a click from a gun.
"You know your boyfriend is really stupid for trusting me and giving me a gun you know? because now you can't run away from me." you froze and looked over at him.
"L-Liam, please. Bucky will be here any minute." you sniffled.
"Oh is that what you think? He is a player Lilly. he is probably balls deep in some other girl right now." he laughed walking towards you pointing the gun at you.
"L-Liam.." he pushed you up against the wall and you winced as you hit it hard, "Liam no please." he held the gun to the side of your head and sniffed your hair.
"Mmmm still smells like strawberries. you haven't changed a bit have you?" he looked at you in the eyes as you avoided them at all cost. "Does he fuck you like i do? does he make you feel good like i do, Lilly?"
"Stop Liam, just stop!" you kneed him in the crotch and shoved him away. He groaned and grabbed his crotch falling to his knees.
"O-Oh you fucking bitch!" you grabbed your purse and ran to the front door. You bumped into someone who was standing by the door. You looked up and saw it was Steve.
"Y/N you okay? Whats going on in there?" he looked at you concerned.
"N-Nothing." you quickly shut the door behind you and locked it, "Lets go, wheres Bucky?"
"He is in the car, he is on the phone. He asked me to go see if you were done." he frowned a little.
"Yeah I'm all set. Lets go." you fixed your jacket and walked over to the car getting into the backseat as Steve sat in the driverseat, Bucky in the passanger seat.
"No, no. i told you i need the shipment by 9am today. Its fucking 2:30 in the morning and you are telling me now, you cant get it to me until 2pm. When the fuck were you going to tell me this? When i'm at your front door steps, ready to fucking kill you and your family? Is that what I have to do?!" Bucky’s tone was harsh, "Okay so get me the fucking drugs by 9am, or in about 5 hours ill be at your front door with a loaded shotgun! Do i make myself clear?!" he hung up the phone and sighed, "Fuck!" he turned his head and looked at you smiling, "Hi babe, how was work?"
You looked at him and smiled, "It was fine. Made about 1,300$, so not bad. How was your night?" he reached for your hand and you place your hand in his and he kisses the back of it.
"Thats good baby. You wanna shower when we get home?" he smirked at you.
You nodded and smiled, "Yeah we can, i smell like beer, someone slipped their beer on me today. Can we have a movie night tonight? I wanna watch that new conjuring movie."
He chuckled, "Babe its 3 in the morning, really?"
You pouted, "Please?"
...
You walked upstairs to his room with a bunch of snacks and drinks. You walked into the room and Bucky laughed at you, "What are you doing princess?" you dropped all the snacks on the bed and smiled.
"We are having a movie night like you promised!" you pouted and got on the bed sitting on your knees going through the snacks and grabbing a puff cake and opening it and eating it. Bucky sat up and grabbed a rice cake and ate it and played the movie. You guys were watching the new Conjuring movie, 'The Devil Made Me do it'. You sat back on your knees and watched the movie. Bucky looked at you and stared right at your butt as it sat perfectly on the bed and in your shorts. You had your back to him sitting more in the middle of the bed, while Bucky sat up at the headboard.
"Princess, come over here, I wanna cuddle." he pouts patting the bed next to him.
you turned around looking at him smiling, "But i wanna sit here so i can eat and watch the movie."
he whined pouting, "Pleaseeeee."
you shook your head and giggled, "Fine you big baby!" you turned around and crawled over to him and sit on the side of him cuddling his side. he wrapped his arm around your waist letting his hand rest on your hip. you wrapped one leg around his waist cuddling him watching the movie eating your snack. A scary part in the movie comes on and you jump and cover your face in his neck whining, "Tell me when it's over!" he chuckles at you rubbing your hip.
"It's over. who's the big baby now?" he smirked chuckling.
you slapped his chest pouting, "Hey! i'm not a big baby!"
he laughed, "you just got scared because someone popped up from no where."
you shoved his chest pulling away from him sitting far away, "You are mean."
he shook his head putting his hands behind his head chuckling, "Okay fine sit over there."
You pouted and shook your head, "Asshole." you mumbled rolling your eyes.
"What? What did you say?" he looked over at you and frowned. You ignored him. "Hey! What did you say?" he reached his hand out to you and you pulled away from him turning your back to him ignoring him. "Princess, you better answer me or you are going to regret ignoring me." you got up and sat at the bottom of the bed on your knees sitting back on them watching the movie. "Thats it." he grabbed you by the ankle and pulled you back towards him. You squirmed in his grip and whined as he laid down ontop of you pinning your arms to the bed, "Did you call me an asshole?!"
"Oh, so you did hear what i said. Why did you ask if you already knew?" you frowned at him and trying pulling away from him, "Bucky get off of me, im mad at you."
"God you are such a fucking brat! Why are you giving me such an attitude today? What did i do to you?" he frowned at you.
"Bucky get off of me. I want to watch the movie." you tried to stay calm.
"No, not until you-..." you cut him off by spitting in his face. He grabbed you by the throat squeezing it. "Did you just fucking spit on me?!" you saw anger and lust in his eyes as he squeezed on your neck, as you gasped for air grabbing onto his wrist. he pressed his covered crotch against your core as you felt him grow hard. Your pussy getting wet soaking your panties as he got close to your face.
"Bu-Buck..I-I..." he loosened his grip on your neck but kept his hand there as you sucked in air.
"You just spit in my fucking face! Why?! What did i do to deserve that princess?! Hmm?! Tell daddy why you spit in his face?!" he slapped your cheek lightly, trying to see how far he could push you, then grabbed your chin making you look at him. You gasped when he slapped you and looked at him.
"Because youre an asshole!" you spat back at him.
"Why am I an asshole!?"
"You called me a big baby and i-i'm not! and you're being mean to me!" you blushed as he slapped your cheek again, not too hard but good enough. you whined and looked in his eyes as he got close to your face.
"You wanna see mean? I'll show you mean!" he grabs his belt unbuckling it and pulling it through the hoops. he grabs both of your wrists pinning them above your head and he ties the belt around your wrist tight. you whine looking at him pouting.
"No! No Bucky please!" you pouted, "I'll be a good girl daddy!"
he shook his head chuckling, "Too late for that now princess. You have your safe word, you can use it if you need to." he pulls off your shorts and panties and shoves your panties into your mouth to muffle your noises. you looked at him in fear. you knew he wouldn't push you too far but just enough to get you to listen. but you wanted to push his limits, see how far you could get him to be rough with you. you reached down with both hands and pulled your panties out of your mouth and throwing them on the bed. he watched you do it and shook his head, "Big mistake princess. you are so going to regret that." he grabbed your wrists and ties the belt to the headboard and you whined.
"Bucky! Come on! I promise ill be good!" you pouted.
"Shut up. One more word and ill shove my dick in your mouth to shut you up." he takes off his pants and his boxers. You whined watching him turning your head to the side. "Hey, hey princess. Look at me." he grabbed your chin turning your head towards him as you looked into his eyes, "You okay?"
You nodded, "Y-Yes."
You heard a banging on the door and Bucky covered you both with the blankets, "Who is it?!"
"Buck, its Steve! We have a problem!"
Bucky sighed and untied your hands and put his boxers on. He got off the bed and walked to the door opening it, "What happened?"
"FBI stopped the shipment of supplies. They are searching the boat right now, Ricko just called me." Steve sighed.
"Fuck! Alright, let me get dressed. We have to go down there before they find them." he shut the door and you sat up looking at him pouting, "Im sorry y/n, i have to go deal with that. I promise ill be back to help you." you covered yourself with the blanket and nodded.
"Okay." you pouted and he walked over to you kissing your pout.
"I love you princess, ill be back, i promise."
"I love you too." you smiled.
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laplupludetuvida · 2 years
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Episosede 8 of house of the dragon in my house is...
My mom's boyfriend, seeing viserys: he looks like absolute shit!
My mom: and he is alive! Still alive! Why he doesn't die already so we can have the rebels and the killing and the blood and war!
The bf: what he has? Lepra?
No but like what is happening to viserys he is a rooting corpse
My mom's bf: why they don't kill him? Like... in a little help?
My mom: it would be treason
...
Why is this child crying. Dyana. Im scared. Ohh no
Alicent: what a beautiful name
My mom: for a dead woman.
Me: oh shit. Alicent i know you wont do it
And she didn't. In your face mom. Dyana sweetie run away from this shitshow
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Aegon you disgusting little shit
Good slap, my mom snorted from the kitchen. What an absolute win
...
i cant tell luke and jace apart shit
Ooooh i got them, dark hair is luke AKA the youngest and brown hair is jace AKA oldest okokok
aEMOND
LOOK AT HIM GO
Oooh the velaryon have arrived bitches
...
rhAENYS
She is so hurt for laenor :(
Ehehehe rhaenys knows Whats up
My mom's bf: what just happened??
My mom: she is telling the princess that is a good idea but if tomorrow the hightowers do their best to fuck with her and win, rhaenyra will be fucking alone
...
My mom, forgetting what she said at the start of the episode: well can we kill the King already?
My mom's bf: they can last that long?
My mom: usually? In that time? No, but he is very stubborn.
Rhaenyra what are you saying? That you do not want the realm?
Viserys really said im going to sleep, good bye
Oh shit is he dead?
finALLY?
Oh he isn't, but it would have been hilarious
Viserys: i wanna eat with my family
My mom: bc after it im gonna die, not before i do another little fuck up. As a goodbye for everyone
...
Yeah you go vaemond
Ooooh RHAENYRA STOP everyone knows
Lets see what bullshit she will say
OH MAN VISERYS IS UP AND WALKING
My mom: he is so SLOW, can anyone give him a piggy walk to the poor old man
My mom bf: until he gets there...
My mom: THE EPISODE WILL END WHEN HE GETS THERE
you know i dont like viserys but man they could have dressed him with something lighter, poor man cant walk and you put him in THAT
My mom, when daemon helps viserys: shitty fucker started hating him now he is a Goodie. Why you doing that
Oh shit rhaenys, well, im still with you, Lady. You rock
Vaemond im so sorry for you
OOOOH VAEMOND HAS HAD ENOUGH
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Yeah dont allow it vaemond
OOOH VAEMOND SPITTING FACTS
oOOH HE SAID IT >:D
OOH HE SAID THAT :0
NOOOOO VAEMOND
Daemond you bitch
Aemond what are you thinking you little scheming blondie
...
Not alicent being so religious... religius... religeus... RELIGIOSA, what the trauma does to a lady
Aegon you little shit shut up
My mom: viserys will drop dead in his potatos
ohhh he is
Oh god his face
Viserys: i love you all guys
My mom: except the hand of the King, who is very much a son of a bitch
Ohhh rhaenyra said sorry? Alicent and rhaenyra bien kind and nice to each other??
My mom: at least for tonight
Mi brother: they have to keep appearances
Aegon pls youre embarrasing me in front of my Team Black Mom
Jace: i have good memories of our childhood
The rest of the damn table:
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Halaena BABYGIRL YOU DESERVE BETTER
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My mom: and now, in such a little moment of family and laugh and dances and utter stupidity, viserys dies.
He didn't.
Thats it, viserys fucked off, its time for killing each other
OOOH AEMOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Aemond: they are like their father... strong
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Yiss this man is a little shit, but a different kind to aegon
OHH RHAENYCENT MOMENT? AN HONEST MOMENT?
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....
MYSERIA? MYSAIRA? MISEYRA? LA DAMA MISERIA
What are you plotting beautiful Lady?
....
Well no one can deny that alicent is trying her damn best with viserys.
Oooh the King is fucking it up one last time
Shit
oh nonono
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Alicent's FACE
Oh shit is he going to kill himself? Oh he didn't
Episode ends
My mom's bf: is he dead?
My mom: we dont KNOW. UNTIL I SEE A DAMN FUNERAL HE ISN'T DEAD. and even then i will doubt it. He lasted this much seems pretty sus that he just dies now.
Once again, my mother is upset bc of the lack of murder and blood and war, she gives a 0/10
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s&b season2ep4 reaction!! book update: i finished seige and storm. it was lwk boring and im literally so mad bc alina deserves SO much better than mal hes such a hoe. anyways
help whats going on i kinda forgot what happened in the last episode
time to go read my own reaction
HELL NAH ITS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I WATCHED THIS SHOW?? anyways i kinda remember the last ep now but my reaction is mostly crows stuff so it wasnt That helpful
ANYWAYS
even though mal is muchhhhhh better in the show i like the direction theyre taking with alina actually marrying nikolai
then again i havent read the kos duology (yet) so i dont know anything abt his real romance story so thats probably why i dont mind
stop mal telling alina shes his nation is so cute unlike in the books
and the way they actually do have some chemistry?? im sorry for ever hating you show malina 😔😔
is that the brother i cant tell
why does baghra lwk piss me off ...i cant tell if its because she wont stfu or because shes js boring
GENYA ☹️☹️
🥱🥱
FINALLY
"it'll give me some comfort to know you're with me" ohhhdhfmyygodddd and then her smile ahhhh
i cant tell if inej is mistaking kaz telling her to leave the city as him wanting her gone, when in reality hes js tryna protect her
or if shes just not promising it because she cant
theyre so complicated they make me sick (i love them 😭😭😭)
AWW THE I LIKE YOUR STUPID FACE LINE its different but whatever
WAITT JESPER BASICALLY CALLED HIM AND KAZ BROTHERS AND KAZ DIDNT EVEN DISAGREE?? HE LITERALLY AGREED
no cuz i actually thought kaz was gnna punch him or something but thats nice
no mourners no funerals 🙏🙏
NINA DECKING KAZ HELL YEAH I NEEDED TO SEE THAT
Dont take this as me disliking kaz btw hes my 2nd favorite character i js need to see him being put in his place
i have the most out of pocket thing to say but im not gnna say it
there are two heartrenders right there why dont they just check his pulse to see if hes lying
oh now they do it
i feel like maybe this is how they incorporate the crows into alina's plot - they'll ask them to find the sword since theyre criminals and know more than just the "wider black market"
IM LITERALLY A GENIUS HELLO????
NOT ME PREDICTING IT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE HE SAYS IT
they cant just show kaz and nina for two seconds and then cut to another scene hello
OH NVM its an inej scene 🙏🙏
its so dark i can barely tell whats happening
oh they did the pox thing too they really taking half of crooked kingdom's plot huh
yeah now they decide to explain the plan
kaz is actually being so much like book kaz in this scene
"the trick is not to love anything" YEAH YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT... and with nina in the background too?? i wish inej was here tho like in the books
i think shes busy saving those randos
"something you'd sacrifice everything for and it makes you weak" stop projecting
SIX FEET DEEP
see inej really needs to be here now nina and jesper kinda know his backstory but she doesnt
then again its more meaningful if he tells her on his own time
HIS SMIRK
"im begging you" "are you?" hes not begging but i can
sorry
HIM ASKING FOR THE QUITCLAIM DEED FOR INEJ 🥺🥺 him liquifying everything he owns in the books is still better tho
THE LOOK IS HIS EYES - this is not freddy carter acting as kaz this is LITERALLY kaz
lmfaoo the offended look on toyla's face
WHYD THAT ACTUALLY SCARE ME (the guy sneaking up behind mal)
ok so i have a class so i'll watch the rest later
im backkk
seeing that vasily guys face after a few hours is such a jumpscare like why is he so ugly
bruh i jus realized theyre not gonna do the thing where inej cuts a line above pekkas heart 😐another kanej moment wasted
hjdkfk wylan hiding under the table when jesper asks him out
this conversation is so awkward i keep pausing it 😭
its cute tho
omg just kiss already the tension is getting to me
finally!!! 🙏🙏
WAIT FUCK I JS REALIZED THATS ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED CUZ THEY CANT DO THE JESPER KISSING THE WRONG GUY THING IF THE SPINOFF HAPPENS
im not really liking how they did wesper anyways.... with the whole one night stand thing... 😐
ok. yeah. wow. go from super cute fluffy wesper to kanej angst. yeah. remind me of what i dont have.
kaz saying that theres a weak link in the crew and inej thinks it means her but hes actually talking ab HIMSELF because shes his weakness and shes the person he would sacrifice everything for and AUGHHH
the difference between the show and the books when kaz gives her the paper is crazy
wish they had kept the book's scene fr
waittt is nikolai adopted??
oh he is
tamar and nadia definitely have something going on its already canon that nadia is into girls so!!
did the vasily guy die i hope he did 🙏🙏
why didn't baghra just. do that before. yk BEFORE she got her damn finger cut off
"your obsession with the fold is naive" is bro talking about alina or himself
and thats it watch me wait another week again before watching the next episode 💀
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back to wiaw…keeping them home fires burning readthru.
hilde’s graduation<333 i feel like a proud dad omg she was just 7 years old yesterday😢😢😢
Martin and Kircheis, neither of whom had any estates to speak of, remained silent, Kircheis with his placid smile, and Martin looking uncomfortably at Hilde. miss martin shaking up the table.. yang’s current situation im still reeling from how sotp ended. was not in the right frame of mind to fully process & still wont be until hes in the mix once more. hilde saying ‘HANK’ is Good with a capital G. like. u dont even know his name pop!.. hilde would be the perfect lawyer fuck this stone age empire. poor kircheis out of his body here 🤣🤣😢
good friends winkwink. yang noooo😢😢u not leeching off the mariendorfs they love u theyre literally the only good family on this side of the galaxy.
“I think we have more respectability put together than either of us have apart.” hes willing to rep reuenthal at grandpa’s funeral AND be maggie’s mutual beard.. one lazy man, roped into so much shit. its funny cuz in sotp it was maggie who was the high life baroness ‘marrying down’ but now with her 'fall' from grace itll be viewed as yang dragging her ‘back up’ into respectable society .. oh how the wheel keeps turning. or wdf this work is titled
Yang nodded solemnly. “The thing about mothers, young sir, is that everyone has one, whether she’s around or not.” stunning wisdom from our friend ‘HANK’
wiaw fred actually seems more like a haggard worn down slightly paranoid emperor than his enigmatic show counterpart. liking it. sad for yang, but dont worry my dear ‘HANK’ , at least one old man loves you (franz giving him the ring was so heartfelt). and having the emperor now dislike u should be an homage to ur waning proletarian spirit anyways
THE DREAM… ohmygod. something about how dreams neurologically work in that the mind goes into strange places but also knowing this is a fictional narrative so this means a lot. the cars running backwards. please visit my father, yang entering the door alone. wow. yeah. family. marriage. possible political problems. somethings going on here.
SIT flashbacks oh when it was all so much easier😢😢😢even if he was being a CUNT there
poppa r.. when is he ever not drunk. wait. grandpa being only 12 years older than the father.. that man said oskar’s mingling with the foreigners and the queers bc hes barely a noble (aka a ‘ bastard ‘ ) oh this family trifling & dubious AF. i love that his whole family situation is so enigmatic & haunts the narrative bc thats how it rly be in these fucked up family situations.
“He looks just like his mother, you know.” When Yang said nothing in response, Reuenthal’s father continued. “She was proud, too. I wanted her to ask me for forgiveness, but she never did, and then she killed herself rather than apologize.”
“What, exactly, were you waiting for her to apologize for?” Yang hated him.
“You know what.”
It was a testament to the brilliance of Reuenthal’s pride, that he would never apologize for existing, despite how much his father wanted him to. Yang loved him for it.
“I hope you realize someday, Herr von Reuenthal, that your wife and son never apologized to you because they had nothing to apologize for.”
“You don’t know anything,” Reuenthal’s father hissed, and Yang remembered, vividly, the same tone, the same voice, spitting at him from across the booth at Joseph’s bar, a lifetime ago. It was the same unbridled malice, when a Reuenthal was confronted with this truth, the one that they didn’t want to face because facing it would hurt too much. Only this time, it wasn’t Reuenthal-Yang’s-friend— it wasn’t Oskar— it was this living ghost.
“I know Oskar,” Yang said. “And that’s enough.”
Everything about this passage is so…my chest hurts. wiaw yang is so so sweet and loving of wiaw reuenthal in a way thats believable. its like how hes always in the mix of some bullshit in the gaidens+ canonverse wise and he doesnt wanna be there but hes there for his own interest in the topic and/or love for the person involved. and omg For Pride!!!! lotgh ep93 namedrop. it is all In the Name Of pride. but that pride is fundamentally rooted in spite which is a trainwreck we all just waiting for it to happen. this is relatable. the ova canon physical resemblance to his mother, the wiaw canon dispositional resemblance to his father in his (vilest) moments… amazing.
CH2 MITTREUEMITT on ISERLOHN together. i never mentioned it b4 but their flagships being named after 2 halves of the same city omg this is even more egregious than canonverse Brunhilde & Tristan somehow. its giving what needs to be gave
Reuenthal tapped his chin. “Stuck is an interesting word for it.”
Mittermeyer raised an eyebrow. “Dangerous talk.”
everytime someone in wiaw says 'dangerous' talk i smile like a hideous creature. wait. wait. theyre at iserlohn. and yang’s promise to braunschweig involved iserlohn. ohmygod and they dont even know💔💔
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Seeing Reuenthal regularly did something indescribable and potent to his mind, made him feel like a student again, with all thoughts of home distant and unpleasantly vague, and Reuenthal right there, so physical in front of him.
u make me feel like i am young again… omg💔💔💔💔💔
Reuenthal’s hand tangled in Mittermeyer’s hair, almost pulling on it, and Mittermeyer nipped at Reuenthal’s lips in exchange, causing him to make a soft, needy noise, his other hand digging into Mittermeyer’s uniform.
Mittermeyer pulled him back towards the bedroom, and Reuenthal easily followed. They didn’t bother turning on the light, but light spilled in from the living room, plenty to see by, and Mittermeyer gave one glance at his bedside table, confirming that he had remembered to put away in the bottom drawer the photograph of Eva that usually had a place of honor there. It was as much for his sake as it was for Reuenthal’s.
. the mittreuemitt dynamic i sold my soul for at the cost of everything else (the actual rammifications. da rammys, brah.) id pay 6 billion dollars & comm all the rly lovey dovey scenes as RARE AS THEY ARE it just makes it better when we get it (& hurt more laterz.) im still at the reuenthal knight of kapche-lanka scene. but honestly mittermeyer knowing its some fuckshit impending when reuenthal’s voice is ‘light’ ohmygod i love it pillowtalking reassignments+ their ever present disdain for obes … n the association of home with heterosexual love and guilt! ohmygod..
i am amazed. im not a multi shipper like that bc i feel multi ships tend to have a preferred chara + snub others at best i prefer discrete pairings (having multiple ships but theyre discrete relationships at different stages of a character’s lives) but the writing of these relationships moves me.. like i believe they all love eachother in their own ways and thats what makes it hurt even more.
“You want to drive?” she asked.
“No,” he said. “I want to kiss you.”
mitt is the only one of the 479 mafia who learned how to spit game so thats why he has two— not even gone say it.
does wolfgang mittermeyer eat pussy, thread locked after firey debate
YANG😢😢😢that old heffa been workin him to death smh. and omg he rly cant drive.. my boy is useless below da neck frl
“If I was being mistreated at work, wouldn’t you want to know? Even if there was nothing you could do about it but worry?” she asked, cutting to the core of the problem with her hands tight on the wheel. “I love you, Wolf, and I don’t want to be lied to to spare my feelings.”
BABY GRL UON EVEN WANNA KNO THE SHIT YO MAN BEEN UP TO… ohmygod.
Dinner was a pleasant and cheerful affair, but Yang kept yawning, and the dark circles under his eyes made him look almost pitiful, so Mittermeyer’s mother had tucked him up in the guest bedroom immediately after dinner. omg hes so adorable i feel bad for him too FUCK BRAUNSCHWEIG
“Some of them.” He paused, then added, “More of them bring their mistresses.” and you get to work with yours!
The convo w his mom is scaring me .. after sotp we are getting into totally original content not to say nat hasnt been incredibly creative but ygwim here my knowledge of lotgh canon will not carry me thru these next parts like they did b4 and ik canon mitt was the immortal gale wolf but that convo gave so many death flags oh my lawd
DID EVA MISCARRY DURING THE STRESS OF THE FLEGEL SHIT OHMYGOD? My heart legit hurts 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔 WHY IS THIS SO SAD FOR ME???
“I know.” Mittermeyer looked away. “What did they think you were going to do?”
“Oh, I think they thought that you and I had something going on.”
they may have been wrong at the time but ngl i need there to be sum that go down between the two of yall. i have never begged for poly like this before in my 95 years of existence. reuyang still need they top, gurl LIKE u know his real name😢 u mess w the same girl its meant to be.
“No,” Yang said. “A friend of mine— Boris Konev— he made it up as a joke. It just sounds almost like ‘Yang Wen-li’ when you say it fast.” He shook his head. “That was a million years ago, now.”
I FUCKING KNEW IT KONEV UR SUCH A TROLL⚰️⚰️⚰️ Ugh yang hits different bc hes such an honest sort of sentiment i cant describe it hes not just kind hes truly genial& theres just this sense of weariness in wiaw so early here that he doesnt exhibit until the near end of his life in lotgh canon and it makes me so sad.
Yang shook his head. “I have no idea.” The melancholy in his voice was almost painful for Mittermeyer to listen to. He crouched down next to Yang, and handed him back the box with the engagement ring. Yang turned it over in his hands. “I have no idea what he’d think of me now.”
“You don’t think he’d be proud of you?”
Yang rubbed the back of his head. “I don’t even think he’d recognize me.”😢😢😢😢😢😢
chapter 3’s title. Oskar von Reuenthal Was Born Innocent. We gettin into it Na Chile
THAT OLD BITCH DIED WE SMOKING ON THAT PETER PACK…
The thing that made him clench his hands into white knuckled fists was the second part of the message, which said that Reuenthal had inherited everything that there was to inherit.
He didn’t want it. Not the money that was listed there in the message, not the investments that his father had made, not the house, not the land it sat on. He didn’t want any of it, and he had thought— by virtue of his father striking him from the family record almost a decade ago— that he would be free of it. He hadn’t given much thought to what would become of the property if his father failed to assign an heir (though the mental image of it crumbling into dust sometimes flashed through his head, when he remembered it,) and he had taken as much pride as he could in making his way in the world without any hope of an inheritance to fall back on.
As with every other thing his parents had given to him, it was his burden to bear, and he would bear it.
This is so powerful. and evocative. this is also the worst time for him to receive the sort of news about yang& maggie. this is perfect.
He didn’t even know if that was what he truly wanted— he knew he shouldn’t want it— but there was this sensation of pressure behind his eyes, an impulse that said the only way to free himself was to crash into something with great force, full body: a train, his face into a wall, a fist. It didn’t matter what. His body hungered for the pressure, a release valve for whatever thought he couldn’t put a name to.
like… i dont even have words i just love this. he drank instead. but he drank.
im fighting the urge to post every single paragraph of reuenthal in his father’s mansion. but im gnawing at it. just know. and in this. i remember reuenthal is the only living person who calls yang by his first name. and only in select moments. im...
“Come to my place.”
“No.”
“I’d like to see you,” Yang said.
Reuenthal took a long moment to weigh Yang’s tone. If he was offering out of pity, Reuenthal had no interest in seeing him. But if it was a genuine want on Yang’s part…
“Come here, then,” Reuenthal finally said.
“Okay,” Yang said. “I will.”
im horrified at seeing my pathology reflected here but poor yang can barely drive! and mind u its snowing ! ohmygod. OH wait we getting good fucking use of that tag i knew of it from em’s beautiful drawing but the Context makes it so much more meaty.
But Reuenthal didn’t need to keep his mother’s dresses as a reminder of anything. He had better ones. WAIT WHAT. AND WE WILL NEVER GET TO KNOW CUZ YANG IS HERE. AND.
He looked at Yang for a long moment more, the dream frozen. But then Yang stepped forward into the room, crossing the threshold, and the dream fell away, and it was just them once again, Yang coming towards him as he sat on his childhood bed. THE DREAM IS ACTUALLY SHARED AND ITS REUENTHAL’S NIGHTMARE?. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FUCKING DOORS.
A housewarming party. im sure thisll go well/sarcasm
“Okay, then invite Evangeline too.”
“She won’t come anywhere near me unless Baroness Westpfale is also in attendance.” WHY U SO MEAN TO HER . I KNOW WHY. AND I WILL KILL U WITH ROCKS
Personally, Reuenthal didn’t feel like there was that much tension— Magdalena seemed perfectly willing to give better than she got— but Yang had been tugging at his hair watching their back and forth.
Tears ran down my face from how much i laughed at this. stop ittt ur hurting her (yang seeing two ppl he cares about go blow for blow). this is why i love wiaw cuz ppl love to force cringe ~sappho~ ~mulm~ soldiarity bullshit but maggie being brash and reuenthal being a sexist is so essential. im sure theyll get along even worse (/positively said. i love terrible things.) when he gets the tea abt maggie n yang </3. how can i speedrun to the elfriede reuenthal floor shit that i heard about
blue flowers in a gold and black beer mug. like . get it the fuck together girl.
MITTERMEYER. I SEE WHY THEY CALL YO ASS THE GALE WOLF. CUZ U MOVE FAST. this is the mittermeyer i love. i love how yang is so easy w/ reuenthal like easy kisses fade to black scenes do u want me to come by? in the snow? & i cant drive? while mittermeyer just jumps him hands on his hips while his ole lady upstairs. teeth clacking in the kiss. insane. insane. the 479 trio gets down hanny
reuenthal @ eva
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“Oh, I don’t think that Hank has either the ability or the desire to dictate what I do.”
“Then you would make a poor wife,” Reuenthal said flatly. “And I would not wish you on him.”
There was a moment of awkward silence around the table, then Magdalena laughed, very loudly. “Oh, gods, Oskar, you are hilarious. I hope you come to our wedding and stand up and loudly object when they ask if anyone has a problem with us.”
THE WAY MAGGIE IS THE ONE WHO LAUNCHES THE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT IN SUUUUUCH A WAY. OMG.
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this is the one of the only fanfic to ever exist. “Being married to Mittermeyer might be nice.” like. im cackling. this is one of the worst days in his life
OH. OH AND NOW. WE ALMOST SUCKIN DICK IN WINECELLARS NOW. WOW.
“I’ll let you know.” He would not let her know.
If Magdalena wanted the tour, he would give her the tour.
FUNNIEST thing ever. the trauma congaline is even funnier. ohmygod. pop dont ever get help💜💯DID YOU WANT ANY LEFTOVERS. THERES PLENTY OF CAKE. IM IN TEARS. hes so demented
Yang muttered. He finished his drink in what looked like one gulp, then leaned further on Reuenthal until his head settled, catlike, in Reuenthal’s lap. “I still do feel bad, though.” Yang’s eyes were closed, and Reuenthal stroked his hair. Magdalena watched, sipping her own drink, and Reuenthal silently dared her to say anything.
theyre so cute ohmygod. yang is so cute.. little kitty . im going to cut my fingers off and eat them. this is my most disorganized wiaw read (as if any of this shit was ever put together) im so gone rn. magdalena faking like shed throw the glass.
“I want to try this on,” she said, holding up Yang’s uniform, which he hadn’t noticed her carrying out of the bedroom in the dark.
ANOTHER USE OF THAT ILLUSTRIOUS TAG OMG she literally says in gaiden she would love to wear a uniform. oh my god this story is perfect
“Come on,” Magdalena said. “Call me sir. Just once.”
“Yes, sir,” Reuenthal said. It alarmed him how easy it was to indulge her.
Guys is this.
is this what.
“I don’t think this even belongs to him. I think you’re trying to trick me, for some joke.” He pulled the ring off his finger. He held it up to the light, then moved to toss it into the fire. She let out a yelp of surprise and grabbed his hand before he could let go of it, gripping tight with wide eyes and fingernails that dug into his skin. It was the first genuine reaction he thought he had ever gotten out of her, and he was smugly satisfied by it.
U wont be able to come back down 3-1 …
This simulacrum was close enough to be disturbing and fascinating, in a way that he couldn’t refuse outright.
OH WE SHOLL IS GOING THERE OHMYGOD. maggie wearing hank’s clothes in this simulacrum. her desire to take on these roles. ‘Hank’. he never got a chance to kiss ‘Hank’. theres this thing u did here w how reuenthal randomly has these moments of being in his head in the ova& getting caught up in his own illusions / head (“but im not a poet im just a vulgar warrior!” girl u was just waxing poetics about history wanting its blood n spacing out at the commander’s chair thinking about the police taking pics of ur mom’s death.) at times that. in wiaw its handled in such a tantalizing way is just. so so. wow. some ppl may find it tangential or slightly ooc but ur working magic out of scraps here n ppl dont see it. ppl dont see it. and it hurts my soul
And the morning after. i feel like something was fucked here thatll never go back the same. this and sotp is like. a complete fuckening. if thats even a word mane. omg. i done died
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hi i saw your posts about a fix it fic and wanting ideas and i wanted to contribute :]
i wrote a full length theory for vol2 that ended up being dead wrong, but regardless, i think its interesting.
basically, it goes along with vecna's canonical story in D&D, where he was betrayed by kas the bloody handed, his most trusted and loyal lieutenant, with the sword of kas (crafted by vecna himself). kas was then sent to another realm for 300(?) years, banished, and became a vampire.
my idea was that when the cali gang entered hawkins (if they ever even go to cali in your version), vecna "vecna'd" will to convince him to join vecna in the upside down, as his right hand man. will refuses obviously, but the protagonists come up with a plan to have will accept the offer. he'll accept, so they have an inside man for vecna's plan.
once will accepts the offer, vecna removes the soteria thats been in will's neck since s2 (im a believer in will with powers).
max will go into the creel house and be used as bait (just like in canon). vecna wont see will betraying him (sending him through the mini-gate opened by max's music, using his powers) until its too late-- and vecna is being forced to possess max's body while max's conscience is with will in the upside down. vecna's powers are limited because of him being forced into reality instead of visiting his victims through visions, and being in a fully human vessel.
eleven destroys vecna for the final time- yes, in max's body, which also destroys any hope of max returning to the real world. her conscience in the UD is killed after her encounter with vecna, too, and dies while will holds her and tries to help. he buries her in the UD, while max's real funeral is happening elsewhere. the letters she wrote are read.
the gates to the UD shut permanently after vecna dies. the creel house, in both reality and the UD, fall without vecna (in D&D, this was "vecna's rotting tower" falling). will is stranded and alone at the end of s4, just like in s1, because the mindflayer finally has exactly what it wants and wont let go of: will.
s5 is about getting will back and destroying the mind flayer, once and for all.
short key for comparisons to the D&D storyline;
will = kas
eleven = the sword of kas
the creel house = vecna's rotting tower
the upside down = kas' realm of banishment
anyways, i hope you like it :) i thought it was a pretty cool idea for stranger things and im kinda bummed they didnt do anything like it lol
HOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT oh my god THAT IS SOSOSOSOS BIG BRAIN im absolutely going to take u up on this idea because 1 was definitely going to make will have powers 2 i LOVEEEE making it more d&d related rather than simply like having the names be the only thing that's really related to it . and im not going to have the mind flayer like created by vecna like in canon that's fucking stupid i want it to be it's own entity like in s2
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Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes: Much Ado About Nothing 2
Benedick: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
Benedick: Hey Beatrice, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Benedick: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Beatrice: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Beatrice: The fucking satisfaction.
Benedick, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Beatrice: *half asleep* Benedick, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
Benedick: *venting endlessly to Beatrice about their week*
Beatrice, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
Benedick: Beatrice, can I ask you a question?
Beatrice: You just did.
Benedick: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Beatrice: You just did.
Benedick, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Beatrice: You just did.
Benedick: When?!
Beatrice: Just now.
Beatrice, to Benedick: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
Benedick: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
Benedick: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Beatrice: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Beatrice: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
Benedick: We have a problem.
Beatrice: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Benedick: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Beatrice: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Benedick: Yes.
Beatrice: I'd sleep.
Benedick: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Beatrice: Mine just says "Beatrice no."
Benedick: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Beatrice: I want to kiss you.
Benedick, not paying attention: What?
Beatrice: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Beatrice: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Beatrice: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Benedick, are a fucking cactus.
Benedick: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Beatrice: What changed your mind?
Benedick: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
Benedick: I’m in love with you.
Beatrice: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Benedick: I know.
Beatrice: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Benedick: Even Beatrice and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.
Beatrice: I mistook them for a garbage can.
Leonato/Don Pedro: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
Beatrice : Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Beatrice/ Benedick: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
Beatrice : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Don John: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Beatrice : I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
Benedick : My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
Beatrice : I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Benedick , at Hero’s funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Benedick , leaning over Hero′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Hero : Yeah, no shit.
Beatrice , to Benedick : How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Beatrice : If I may interject...
Benedick : Oh, awesome, Beatrice was eavesdropping.
Benedick: Can I bother you for a second?
Beatrice: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Beatrice: Hey, Benedick? I need advice.
Benedick: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
Beatrice: My hands are cold.
Benedick: Here, let me hold them.
Beatrice: My lips are cold too.
Benedick: *covers Beatrice's mouth with their hand*
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Im thinking how this old ass post about Romeo and Juliet was all like Oh its not about great love, they were just kids! It was about dumb teenagers doing dumb things bc of hormones :) and I wonder if they even read/watched the story at all? Like if you are doing this modern re-valuation of an old story how can you just close your eyes on the fact that Juliet's parents were straight up abusive? Its not a story about how a teen girl wanted to marry a guy and how her parents said no. It's literally part of the story that they wanted their teen daughter to marry a grown ass man the day after her brother's funeral. Like the whole Romeo and love thing aside, I think it was intentionally written that way so even the first ever audience that saw the play was made to think that this family is kinda fucked up huh. Juliet literally crying and begging to not marry her to this man or at least give her a month, but her parents say if you such an ungrateful daughter you are no longer our daughter if you wont do as we say just leave the house and go die in a ditch. Like how can you forget about this? She was inexperienced young girl, but she died bc of her parents, not bc she fell for Romeo. If Romeo didn't try to marry Juliet and if she never tried to run away from her family well, she would be married off to an old dude and die in childbirth bc she was too young. But thats impossible thought bc this is A STORY about how the circle of vengeance killed too many people for nothing and how children paid for their parents sins with their lives.
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