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lanaslovelyletters · 2 months

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𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 ³

𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬...

Anakin x Princess!Reader

Part 3

Previous chapter: Part 2

Overall series warning: 18+ content (smut), mature themes, swearing

Warnings: Light swearing (but who cares about this)

Last chapter recap: “The dark lord completely ignored your question, letting himself calm down before backing off and walking towards the door. Before he left, he got a final word in, “We’re to wed in a week. You’ll stay here until then.” What..?”

Summary: He continues to fend off your questions until you decide to be bold, to which he retaliates…

Word Count: 1.5K+

Author’s note: So many people asked to be on the taglist and ily guys ugh❤️ Also, sorry for going AWOL. Had a lot of stuff on my plate<3 Btw, for everyone on the taglist, don’t worry if you change your username. If I tagged you before, I can tag you again<3

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“You’re not being serious.” You scoffed, almost grinning, but when you saw the look on his face— everything melted into dread and disappointment. He stared at you with stern-looking eyes before shutting the door behind him. You heard sharp noises emerge from the door, meaning he locked it.

“You’ve got to be joking.” You laughed dryly before your body hit the bed. It was fluffy and felt like a warm hug. A stark contrast to the situation you found yourself stuck in. It was unbelievable, really. You were seriously to marry a Sith Lord. A slave to the dark side. Sure, he was handsome, but only as handsome as an apple could be.

Alas, you were far too tired to think about the whole ordeal. Your eyes grew heavy and it was becoming increasingly harder not to nod off… and finally, it grew all black.

(Break)

You woke up to the darkness of space creeping in through the single window you had in the room. It was impossible to tell how long you’d slept and how long you’d be staying there. Nobody would tell you a thing, and the Dark Lord would certainly never give you any answers.

A sudden knock pulled you out of your little trance, and the door burst open. In walked two troopers. They marched in, picking you up from the bed with a strong force. Didn’t Vader mention I’d stay here for a week? What’s going on? Ironically enough, you decided not to struggle or fight back. It’s not as if going back home was a choice anymore. You knew the dark side wasn’t forgiving anyway.

“I’m not a rag doll. I know how to walk,” you complained, as you felt your body sliding across the cold, polished floor. When there was no response, you scoffed. It was loud enough for them to hear, but it wasn’t like they cared. They were simply following orders like mindless robots. It was as if it was their input.

After passing through several corridors and riding multiple elevators, you finally found yourself being dragged along to a dimly lit dining room. The layout was nothing fancy. A large table and chairs to go along with it. On one end sat Vader. He still donned his pitch-black suit, with his eyes trained on you. The way his hair fell around his face and the way his Adam’s Apple bopped as he gazed at you— it was to swoon over. You were made to sit opposite him. You didn’t dare move. You knew he could end me with the flick of his fingers.

“I hope you have an appetite.” Maker, his voice. It was rough yet smooth, velvety yet rigid… you were drowning in the octaves.

“Not much of an appetite when I’ve just been taken hostage.” No, you couldn’t give in. He was handsome to be sure, but he was still a ruthless sith.

“Hostage? You’re not a hostage, love.” Love. What was he playing at?

“I’m… not?” Your eyebrows were furrowed along with a scrunch of your nose.

“Hostage implies you’re here against your will and that I await someone to negotiate for you… I plan to keep you.” Though his words seemed daring and almost devious, his facial expression and tone told you a different story. He was a wall. Cold and without feeling. He seemed serious and determined.

“Why me? How did you know my father? Why did you want my family killed?” You furrowed your eyebrows. His gaze remained fixed on you, as he breathed heavily and got up from his seat. His boots hit the floor in a threatening manner. When he stopped in front of you, his gloved hand held your chin softly. So soft that you almost felt comfortable in his presence.

“Curiosity killed the cat, princess.” As you let your head be lifted ever so gently, you saw the stark contrast between his touch and his demeanour. His stare was blank and icy. It was as if no life existed behind his eyes. Eyes that were otherwise so… never mind.

“Luckily, I’m not a cat,” Bold. Quite bold. Did you care? No. You had about as much control over him as he did you. He wasn’t going to kill you. No, if he wanted to, he would’ve done so in a heartbeat. He wanted to wed you. To have you as his bride. As sickening as the idea of that was, at least you wouldn’t die anytime soon.

“You’re quite carefree for someone who’s lost her entire family and been taken against her will.” You could’ve sworn you saw a faint smirk swiftly make an appearance before being washed out by his brooding expression.

Oh, but there was something about his face. It did seem familiar. You couldn’t place your finger on it. There wasn’t anything that stood out in particular, but oh there was something about his face.

“I’m talking to you,” he spoke in a rough voice, before tightening his grip on your face, burying his fingers into your cheeks

“I’m not scared of you, Sith.” A grin. His lips contorted into a wide smile as he let out a scoff,

“You’ve got moxie. I’ll give you that.” Your eyes met his. Force, if I had ever seen a man—

“Moxie? I beg to differ. Why would I be scared of a lowly Sith Lord like you? You’re not even the emperor. Are you even strong enough to—”

“Princess,” he breathed as he snaked his hand tightly around your neck, the pads of his fingers snuggled themselves into your soft skin. The tension was palpable. It could be cut with a knife. The way you continued to defy him and resist him…he hated it. You were such a pretty little thing, but so stubborn too. Too set in your ways.

“We all have our… limits. You’re starting to test mine, your highness.” Something about him addressing you as ‘highness’ clashed so hard with the circumstances you found yourself in; it gave you whiplash.

“I want answers…” your whisper came out shaky. Not because you were starting to lose your footing. No, it was his grip on your throat. If anything, you almost found him humorous. He was creating a paradox and running around in circles; essentially embarrassing himself.

“I don’t want to give you any.” You didn’t understand. You couldn’t. His logic was deeply flawed and there was no wrapping your head around where it started or ended. It was a mess. A tangled mystery for you to sit and braid together to form a clear path.

“I don’t want to marry you, but here we are.”

“Let me rephrase. I can’t.” His gaze diverted to the floor. He was clearly struggling. Either to recall or decide whether or not to do so.

“I don’t understand.” Your throat was slowly released, as he walked towards the door to the room.

“Can you at least tell me why you chose me? Out of all the women in this galaxy… Why me?” Your feet had somehow carried you off to go after him. He walked with purpose through several corridors, taking swings and turns to try and throw you and the question off.

“Please?” Admittedly, you were getting impatient. Desperate.

“Say, would you like to know how I went about ending your father’s life?” He suddenly turned around with a menacing look on his face. It wasn’t maniacal. It was as if you were staring into a blank wall.

“Excuse me?” What the hell is wrong with him? Your eyes darted to the floor before you lifted your head back up to meet his.

“I asked you if you wanted to know how I killed your father. How I—“

“No, I heard you the first time. How does that have anything to do with my question?” He smirked for a moment before his smile faltered,

“You’re completely unphased. Didn’t think the king was that much of a horrible father.” How could he address your father like that? With that knowledge? How did he know your father like that?

“Yeah, well… he was. So give me an answer to my question. Why me?” The two of you stopped in front of a large white door. It had a face recognition lock on it.

“Because… I know you.” His voice dropped an octave as he stared at your reaction. You weren’t shocked, just confused.

He scanned his face and the entrance to a dark room was revealed. You were just about to follow him before he turned around,

“Do you wish to retire with me for the night?” What? Your brow bunched up together and you lightly shook your head,

“No… of course not.”

“Then I suggest you stop following me.” A grin was apparent on his lips.

“Evening, princess.” The door closed behind him and you were left standing there; completely dumbfounded. However, this unlocked a window for you to walk around freely, trying to find a way to escape. There didn’t seem to be any stormtroopers around. Marrying a Sith was that of nightmare fuel. It didn’t matter how gorgeously his hair fell around his face and how his scar elevated his overall appearance. He was a Sith Lord.

You needed to find a way out. By all means necessary.

To be continued…

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veeveex3 · 2 years

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Songs that the Twisted Wonderland students would sing at Karaoke

Tags: crack, suggestive (?) (more like in a jokey way + some of the songs are mature / explicit), my uncreative ass song choices (I'm sorry lol)

AN: i just thought this would be funny and a nice break from the longer fics lol

Heartslabyul

Riddle:

First Love / Late Spring by Mitski

mainly due to that one part of the song (hopefully you know which one) and also because he just thinks the song hits a little too close to home

might cry a little and / or scream the lyrics

his form of therapy

Ace:

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

he thinks he so funny that he just laughs half the time

doesn't even finish the song

no one laughs btw

deuce boos at him off the nonexistent stage

has one of those cane things too to drag him off

Duece:

Balls in your Jaws slowed + reverbed

this was not of his own choice

was gonna genuinely pick a song he liked but looked away from the little tablet thingy for a second and ace picked this instead

tries so hard not to throw the mic at him he's so embarrassed

Cater:

CPR by Cupcakke

mainly for shits and giggles

probably genuinely likes Cupcakke so he tries

probably laughs mainly cuz everyone is laughing though

Trey:

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles

british (affectionate)

yeah I feel like trey's the type of guy to listen to older music

also seems like the type to be a nice singer

idia says something along the lines of "OMG IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE??? POGGERS" when the title shows up

Savanaclaw

Leona:

As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese

ruggie forced him to do karaoke there's no way this man would do this of his free will /hj

he just picks this up at random

a good singer if he tries

sadly he doesn't but he's still nice to listen to

Ruggie:

Industry Baby Sus Remix

i just remembered that one time my friend showed me this and I thought ruggie would sing this as a joke

another one who thinks he's funny but doesn't get boo'd off

Jack:

We Will Rock You by Queen

another one who i feel like listens to older music

also i think this song sorta fits him

tries not to show how happy he is when everyone does the stomp stomp clap thing

Octavinelle

Azul:

Jiggle Jiggle by Duke & Jones and Louis Theroux

half ironically and half unironically

probably another one who didn't really wanna come but the tweels forced him to sing a song so he said "fuck it" and picked this mainly as a joke

probably sits down immediately after and starts doing work nerd lmao

Jade:

Camel by Camel by Sandy Marton

floyd probably picked this for him to see who would react and to laugh at them

another good singer so he just has fun while floyd's giggling in his seat

Floyd:

the home depot song

that's it

Scarabia

Kalim:

Levitating by Dua Lipa

idk this was just the first thing that popped in my mind

probably because the songs so upbeat and bubbly to me so it fits him

definitely gets other people to sing along (ESPECIALLY jamil)

also the supportive friend who hyped you up when you sing :>

Jamil:

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

yet another one who was forced to be here

and another one who chose a song randomy

and another one who would be a great singer if he tried

would give more energy than leona though cuz he knows he can sing

probably makes that smug face after if people like it

Pomfiore

Vil:

Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

i don't really know much about vil's character other than that he's insecure and flashy (i mean this in the nicest way possible btw!)

so i hope this song fits??

yeah, but is probably moves around and dances while he sings

gives a whole ass performance

Rook:

Ave Maria by Franz Schubert

puts his entire heart and soul into this

trying way too damn hard for karaoke

doesn't really move as much as vil but still just seems extra, y'know

gives a little wink at the end

probably blows a kiss too dhsjsjsjsk

Epel

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver

this is an act of defiance against vil

also probably one of the only few songs he knows well enough to sing

probably coughs at lot since he's trying to make himself sound deeper

same

Ignihyde

Idia:

Hikaru nara from Your Lie in April

fucking weeb lmao

now that I got that out of the way, idia only has two moods when he sings

mutters the words or screams the lyrics

if he sang normally, he'd sound really nice

Ortho:

The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by Hatsune Miku

idia asks if ortho could sing this cuz he physically could

honestly, ortho would be happy singing anything

he's just here for a fun time, y'know

Diasomnia

Malleus:

Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

lilia said that if he sang this, people would enjoy it

sorta stiff cuz he's embarrassed but he's trying his best, alright

leona is losing his shit though someone needs to calm him down

Lilia:

Fingers In His Ass by Sans Undertale and Nagito Komaeda

grandpa's just trying to have fun, ok?

another one who encourages people to sing along but everyone is either laughing, complaining, or trying to calm everyone else down

Sebek:

Electric Love by Børns

let's just get it out of the way he is a bit too loud

not like, screaming loud but just like, a bit too loud

another one who tries too hard

immediately tries to get malleus' approval afterwards

he's fine with anyone praising him though but he'll never admit it

Silver:

rises the moon by Liana Flores

i also don't really know silver's character that much either other than that he's sleepy and that lilia adopted him

so yeah, probably keeps the tablet away from him at all costs

i mainly picked a low energy song that i think fits his voice and energy, y'know

Ramshackle

Grim:

MOOO! by Doja Cat

i just thought this would be funny

that's literally it

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcanons

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urlocalcookie · 10 months

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The Archivists Headcanons

Hello, smart cookies!! I'm falling back and forth between Stranger Things and The Owl House, so here are some headcanon for The Archivists!!

🔮 = Regular headcanon(s)

🍼 = Fluffy headcanon(s)

❤️ = X reader headcanon(s)

🍋 = Lemon/Smut/NSFW headcanon(s)

🔮୨{Total assholes. Like, they're mature in some aspects, but when it comes to behavior around family or acquaintances, pure asshole energy.

🔮୨{Stereotypical older siblings. Constantly annoyed, "leave me alone, I just want to jack off" type personality

🍋୨{They do not experience any feelings of lust. Or they at least haven't experienced any yet. I can fix that

❤️୨{Tbh they view you as a prize to be won. They'll spend all the time in the world with you to get you interested in them, but once you've made it official, that you're dating, they treat you as a trophy. I mean, you're together, haven't they won? What else is there to do? They already have you, they shouldn't need to do anything else.

❤️୨{Their love languages are words of affirmation, acts of service, and manipulation.

🔮୨{If they miss collecting a species/they go extinct before they've gotten their hands on them, they'll quite literally lose their shit. They'll be highly irritable for possibly months on end. If [reader] was there, they'd probably take it out on you, unfortunately.

❤️୨{As I stated above, if you dated one of them, it probably wouldn't be healthy. They'd probably be abusive without even realizing it or acknowledging it. They'd all view you as a silly mortal ass kisser, even if you proved them otherwise. Sorry, they're just like that.

🍋୨{If they ever did experience sexual urges, they would probably jack off really hard and do it as fast as possible. They'd just want the urge gone. Not fond if those desires, never will be.

🍋❤️୨{If they, for some reason, decided to fuck you, it would probably be very rough and fast. Honestly, they'd probably only do that if they wanted kids, which also means they could care less about the pleasure and how you yourself feel in the moment. They're more focused on the results.

🍋❤️୨{If, by some chance, you do convince them to bang, they'd probably be very, very rough with you. Magic would also probably be involved. Lmk if you want a smut fic btw, I'm more than willing to write.

🔮୨{They act like jerky teenagers around each other when they're not working. They probably occasionally make sex jokes, too. "Tch/Psh, what are you? A succubus?" "Do I look like a succubus to you?" Something like that.

🔮୨{As I said before, they're jerks and older siblings, so, if Collector/Enzo was getting bullied by someone, they'd probably laugh and join in. However, if it was generalized/said bully was picking on Collector for his species, they'd tag team your ass into 4million different voids. No one is genuinely racist towards collectors and gets away with it. No one.

🔮୨{As hypocritical as it is, they're pretty racist, too. Not towards the color of someone's skin or something, but for their species. Witches are witches in their eyes. Same goes for all mortals.

🔮୨{Merciless and remorseless. They literally created a mass genocide just because the titans were a higher rank than them. They're very, very oppressive, but the moment the oppressive become the oppressed, they panic.

🔮୨{Major control freaks. MAJOR control freaks. If they can't control at least 60% of what's happening at some form of event, they absolutely hate it. They believe they should be the ones in charge at all times.

🍼୨{Were very sweet and welcoming when our collector was first born. They cared for them, helped him learn their ways, showed off their archives. I wish it was still like that, but once they discovered Collector wasn't like them at all and refused to be like them despite their efforts, they deemed him as a burden, a nuisance. Since Collector has returned to the stars and has began trying to mend things, they will occasionally attempt to entertain them. They'll color together or play I Spy.

That's all for now!! Thanks for reading.

#the collector #the archivists #toh collector #the owl house #toh #the archivists toh #toh the archivists #the collectors #enzo gabriel #toh enzo gabriel #the grand Huntsman #toh the grand huntsman #the grand huntsman toh #toh collector oc #reader #the collector x reader #the archivists x reader

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bug-decal-kissing · 4 months

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Hey friends!

Pillows, by chaosTT, was updated today, with 2/7 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Personality Swap, Lawful joke (Alternate Universe), Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Complicated Relationships, Denial of Feelings, Acceptance, Human disguise, Investigations, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sharing a Bed, Emotional Baggage, Unresolved Emotional Tension, Grief/Mourning, Confessions, Mutual Pining, Insecurity, Mentions of Death, Prism is Bad at Feelings, Everyone Needs A Hug, sensory issues, i thinkmild harassment, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags Are Hard, Not Beta Read, Mentions of Jake the Dog, Mentions of Orbo, Mentions of Cosmic"

You can read it here:

Time Room Shenanigans + More, by DrakianDH, was updated today, with 10/? Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff without Plot, Oneshot Prompts Challenge, One Shot Collection, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Light Angst, Angst and Feels, Alternate Universe - Human, Kinda, It's really just a big collection or random stuff I made for January's Writing challene, frick spelling btw, Prohibited wish - Freeform, PWish, No Plot/Plotless, Some Plot, Maybe - Freeform, idk - Freeform"

You can read it here:

NSFW works are below the cut :].

The Ghostwriter, by Inna_94, was updated today, with 9/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Alternate Universe - Human, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Aromantic Character, Asexual Character, References to Depression, Anxiety, Grief/Mourning, Trigger warnings when necessary"

You can read it here:

A new work, lewdity times three by ineedlemonade, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Explicit Consent, Multiple Orgasms, Oral Sex, Blindfolds, Rough Sex, Overstimulation, Marathon Sex, Gay Sex, Trans Male Character, temporary amputation, Teasing, Smut, Non-Human Genitalia, Dom/sub Undertones, Affection, Light Masochism, Light Sadism, Tentacle Dick"

You can read it here:

Tense, by a_pigeon, was updated today, with 3/3 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "human prismo, Out of Character, Smut, Cunnilingus, Coming Untouched, Alien Biology, Scarab's got a an alien cock, and an alien pussy, Prismo has a cock, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Bottom Scarab (Adventure Time), Top Prismo, Praise Kink, Subspace, Tags May Change, Begging, Stress Relief, Hand Jobs, Aftercare, Making Out, Crying"

You can read it here:

#MY CPMPUTER BROKE AGAIN #img oing to heaven #prohibitedwish #prohibitedwish fics #the ghostwriter #lewdity times three #pillows #tense #time room shenanigans + more

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paintedperiwinkle · 2 months

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plant dashboard simulator part 2

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red apples are just so much better in every way idk i don’t make the rules

🍏 greenfiend176 Following

bold statement from someone who hasn’t even begun to flower or bear fruit yet but ok

#you are literally a sapling get off tumblr and go do your homework #this website really needs to be more serious with its age restrictions

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she venus on my fly til i trap

🌶️ redhoticecold Follow

easy website

#hall of fame #25k #50k #100k #150k #200k

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🫑 pepper-bella09 Follow

why is it that humans only use fruit to make juices and smoothies but not vegetables?? when are we gonna get shown some appreciation?

🍌 fruitsalad Follow

because no one wants to drink a carrot rutabaga smoothie??

🍅 tom-mat0 Follow

bro hasn’t heard of V8 juice & green smoothies 💀

🍑 peachykeen22 Following

guys i know we all think this post is hilarious bc i keep seeing it circulate on my dash but can we pls stop reblogging it because op is a vegetable supremacist

#can someone who’s NOT a vegsup remake this post instead #discourse

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🪴 homegrown Follow

some of you were NOT grown in south facing windows and it shows…

🌷 pinkandpretty Following

um this is not it op… some houseplants don’t have access to south facing windows…

🌱 sproutaloud Follow

can we not bring this discourse back to the tl like it’s 2016 please

#we don’t need to relive this

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🍁 nevergreen Following

i can not believe i have to fucking say this but if you support controlled fires fuck you for real. those are living trees you fucking idiot

#controlled fire supporters dni #discourse

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🌹 positivity-rose02 Following

flowering plants/trees who are reaching mature age and have not flowered yet don’t be so hard on yourself!! everyone flowers at their own rate and your time will come 💚

🌼 daisy-dew Follow

reblogging for anyone else who needs to hear this because i did <3

#thank you :) #positivity #encouraging #self love

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👩🏽‍🌾 greenthumbs46 Follow

does anyone know how to get rid of aphids?

#gardening #gardeners

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🍑 peachykeen22 Following

if you guys put pepper-bella09 on my dash one more time it’s gonna be a hard block. i’m so fucking serious.

#cause i’ve said COUNTLESS times how problematic they are and i’m tired #this applies to moots too btw #mutuals tag

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just pollinated my first flower!! :33

🦋 magicalmariposa Following

that’s incredible i’m so proud of you!

🌻 de-flowered Follow

THAT WAS YOU????

#HELLO??????

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🥥 tropical-chill Follow

reminder to please help tropical fruits feel welcomed this season!! it’s a new and scary place to a lot of us and we could really use the support!!!🩷

🍍 f1ne-apple Following

please! we really appreciate it!!^^

🍌 fruitsalad Follow

maybe don’t come here if it’s so scary for you then??

🥥 tropical-chill Follow

um.. anyway…

#not the ‘local produce supremacist’ opening their mouth again… #stay off my posts you fucking freak

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🥥 tropical-chill Follow

would like to take a moment to congratulate user fruitsalad for being the stupidest fucking plant on this app for 2 years in a row

🍇 leavesfromthevine Following

THEY STILL EXIST???

🥥 tropical-chill Follow

unfortunately!

#anyway. using this as a reminder to you all to please block them

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these leaves are so fuckign good

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hey uh not so friendly reminder that if youre a plant who is not endangered by lawn mowers/weed whackers/hedge clippers etc then it’s not ok for you to joke about them and it’s extremely problematic if you do. thanks 👍

#making this post bc i keep seeing certain Plants™️ make jokes when they should not be #like girl you’re a house grown monstera you don’t need to be making jokes about lawn mowers

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☘️ 3littleguys Following

4leafers aren’t gonna like this but the way you treat us 3leafers is very telling. we know what you think of us

🥦 greens-n-beans Follow

you all love to repackage the same “discourse” about “oppressed” plants and give it a new name every 3-6 months. this week it’s clovers. no one cares

☘️ 3littleguys Following

are you a clover? no? then shut the fuck up

#like fuck off actually #SO sick of being dismissed on this app #nonclovers dni #3leafer safe

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#dashboard simulator #long post #i <3 making these

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pinkdollyboy · 4 months

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Pinned Post~

Note:

my asks and dms are open but I do have my dearest boyfriend @switchyftm so uhhh don't flirt with me or send me sexual messages!! I'm really not interested. Asking me questions is welcome but since I'm so new to this kind of thing I've no idea if I'll be able to answer them

Introduction

hi everyone! i'm dollie or pinkie or Ark, idm which, you can call me whicheeeeever

i'm 20 years old and an aroace gay transmasc nonbinary "boything" . i use he/him, they/them, and it/its. I'm a switch, slightly more inclined towards submission just because that's the kind of person I am on a day to day. I have BPD and audhd and I love to make jokes about them lol

I started off this tumblr with a cutesy persona but the thing is I've found my footing and realised idc anymore

Boundaries

this blog is run by a masc person!! respect my identity and don't reblog using wlw/sapphic tags

this is an nsft blog! do not view or interact with my content if u are a minor (under the age of 18). i dont give a shit how "mature" minors are btw bc once again they are MINORS and they should not be viewing my content

likewise do not share/distribute my content to minors or in spaces where minors are likely to be

I BLOCK AGELESS BLOGS

i am gay, uhhh...i only like being flirted with by men/masc leaning people. sorry ladies

straight men or men dni blogs this blog is not for you

Hard limits are (and i will block over these.)

scat, noncon, ageplay, feederism, chasers, detrans/misgendering, bigotry

Likes/Kinks

Switchy shit, being a puppy, rough sex, biting, being possessive/being possessed, bruises and other assorted marks, exhibitionism, edging/overstim, objectification, pain (sort of...yeah), breeding, blood, voices, piss...probably more

No real limits on what I call my bodyparts but like. Don't be discussing my body ANYWAY unless you're my favourite guyyyyy

Weird sort of shit that's just me rambling abt things i find strange or funny: pinkdolly.rambles

answered asks: pinkdolly.answers

#ftm nsft #nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #trans nsft #hornyposting #ftm bottom #ftm sub #tboy nsft #transmasc nsft #ftm puppy

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leseigneurdufeu · 2 years

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So, to new users, you probably have seen posts about how there’s no algorithm, how you should have a header and pfp other than the default ones, how you should reblog everything, how blocking is not a moral thing but a convenience one, etc. But let’s talk vibes.

- There is a culture in Tumblr. We are a civilization. We are nice but the ecosystem isn’t, it’s ruthless and unforgiving. You shall adapt or you shall perish.

- There are important holidays. Some are more important than others. Out of touch thursday is commonly accepted, and Sad-ant-with-a-bindle-monday is a nice one to participate in. Do not speak ill of the 5th of November, which is the international day.

- You are not obliged to have watched the series or read the books everyone else has. But it would give you a headstart to know what Destiel, Superwholock and Dracula Daily mean. More specialized slang, like Horse Plinko, Blorbo, Eeby Deeby or Jonmina, will come later.

- We don’t have the same kind of personnalities as Twitter has: our pantheon is composed of President Smellborp, Glup Shitto and my cousin Throckmorton, to only talk about the most notorious.

- Traditions such as the Sexyman Bracket, the Colour Theory comments, etc, might seem outdated or outright weird to the common newcomer. You are completely free to ignore them, and completely free to find them stupid. Be warned however that if you smear them, you will be stoned to death.

- If you want the question and the answer to be public, you can ask people things through the askbox. If you want it to be private, direct-message them.

- As for the header and pfp problem, you should know that there is a neversleeping plague in here: they call themselves sugar daddy or sugar baby, lonely girl or even mature teen, but we call them PornBots. We recognize them at a default header and profile picture, and their blogs are full of porn. However, they started evolving and sometimes have not only a credible username, but also a profile picture. You WILL be blocked on sight if you have never reblogged anything and/or if you have the default header and pfp. When we fight a war, we don’t care what brought you to wear the ennemy’s uniform, we care only to make you bleed.

- The Shibboleth if you think someone you know is on Tumblr is “I like your shoelaces”. The addressed shall, if they are from tumblr, answer with “Thanks! I stole them from the president”. Few are still living who remember the meaning or the origin of those words.

- If there’s a flashing gif, tag it as “tw flashing” or “flashing”. Do NOT tag as “epilepsy”, or epileptic people in quest of informations will open the tag and die promptly after being exposed to twenty flashing gifs all at once. This is not a joke.

- You can block tags and post contents in your settings. Be warned that the post contents will also filter the usernames: so if you filter “fire” because you don’t like fire or because it generally comes with flashing gifs, know that it will block anyone with a username saying firelord, firefighter, brighter-than-fire and such.

- Anon hate is for cowards and for fools. Who would come, however well masked, to a king’s very throne room, in order to insult them? When the king is accompagnied by his most trusted advisors and most devouted subjects? It’s also not a nice thing. You can be blocked even if you’re on anon btw.

- There are posses and groups, factions if you like. Some are politicals, some are religious, some go by hobbies... You can go wherever you like but be sure to be armed before you ever go near an unfamiliar Fandom. Those are dreaded even by the most valiant heroes.

- The current climate is midly xenophobic. No one cares where you come from, mind you, in real life. But if you’re coming here from Twitter, hide the signs. Pick up the lingua, talk about reblogs not retweets, try to put “rebagel” at some point and talk about SPN and how dreadful the Superwholock fandom are just as if you belonged. Lie low. You’ll be able to joke about that later with your mutuals. For the moment, you might want to be safe rather than sorry.

- This is a lawless land. You make justice by yourself, by blocking people or by reporting them. I’d recommand only to report people actively encouraging crime and the Ennemy (the pornbots), but you do you, and you know better than me when it’s time to unsheathe your weapon.

- For the love of all that is holy, tag your posts. If you don’t, they will find you.

- On that note, try to tag the trigger warnings/content warnings with tw or cw tags which already exist. Because blocking the tag “tw incest” doesn’t block the tag “tw: incest”. And if you ever try your hand at censoring your tags (ex: “tw e4t1ng d1s0rd3rs” or “tw r*ape”)... not only will you harm people, you will probably be harmed in return. DO NOT CENSOR YOUR TAGS, and except if relevant (if you really want people who censor those words to still read this post) do not censor the words in the post itself.

- Rogue knights who fought under the banner of the Blue Bird prior to its castle’s conquest by the Elongated-Muskrat-blason man, are not seen with a kind eye right now. But boy oh boy, if you betray that you’re from Tiktok, for example with the use of words such as “unalive”, you will wish that someone would use such kind words to describe what will be left of you. Don’t censor yourselves. For the above-mentionned problem, and because using words such as fuck, kill, murder, arson, disembowelment, have no algorithm charged with tracking it. You won’t be censored by the ecosystem: don’t censor yourself.

- The Tumbeasts are the official emblem of the Hellsite. You can use this nicholasname in a derogatory, affectionate or flirtatious manner. Don’t try to hunt the Tumbeasts to extinction. Much like the hydras, you will only find yourself with more ennemies than you could count before starting your quest.

- No one cares for the name, address or age of the mysterious guy who stepped in the saloon. It will actually be sus of them to wear a badge with their real name, age or city, on their chest. Sus people will be taken advantage of or blocked. There’s a third, secret thing, but you’re not old enough to know about it - old in tumblr days of course, not in real-life days.

- The Tumbeasts eat electronical circuits. However if you disturb their sleep they will bite, and they will add to their diet any living moving thing, from blue birds to tiktokers. Ye be warned.

- Don’t try to change us. Others tried before and are no longer around to flaunt their unfortunate attempts. Assimilate. If change has to happen, it will happen organically.

TL;DR: Don’t censor your tags nor yourself, both because it’s useless and because it will actively harm people blocking the full words, and put a pfp and a header. Block liberally. Stay clear of the Fandoms if you’re not ready, there’s no shame in it.

Welcome to the Hellsite, you weeaboo little shits. Sleep tight, tomorrow your first day of hell starts. There’s no exit. They took the bridge.

#to new users:

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star-drip · 2 years

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welcome to my blog! :)

this account is dedicated to me posting about my oc's that live in my headspace 24/7. if i ever post content or rambles about them, it's gonna be here! i mainly do these things for myself, but anyone is welcome :)

(this blog is secretly an excuse for me to be absolutely insufferable <3)

i would like to make some things clear for this blog though. my daydreaming is a major coping mechanism and my characters are very personal to me, so please be chill. i am more sensitive to them than to myself lol.

most things on here are just dumb jokes and rambles, but there is also a chance that i will post mature content. i will always put a warning in the tags, but i thought it was best to also mention it here. my story gets chaotic/traumatic/problematic at times, so there might be some shit lol.

the only things i request is the basic shit lol. don't be an asshole. no pedos or proshippers etc. i don't want anything political on here either.

btw feel free to send me questions about my paras :) i love answering them!

im adding a tag guide lmao:

#islaaa #aidennn #ethannn #arthurrr #paracosm quotes #paracosm rambles #dianaaa #vinceee #madd paras #music #the Boyfriend #paracosm shitpost #karissaaa #emersonnn #paracosm memes #ai paras #lucaaa #aiden and emerson #paracosm lore

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kharmii · 2 years

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Why do you waste your breath on shit and kinks you don't like in fiction? It's all fiction. Don't like it, don't look. Plus you're kind of an asshole for using a fake ID and encouraging minors to do the same thing in servers with specifically marked 18+ sections.

Response to (this) -and- (this) -and- (this).

The fake ID thing WAS A JOKE. I'm an adult-ass adult in the 30+ age group, even if I come across as having a minor's maturity level sometimes. :-P The last thing I want to do, however, is put out any sort of irl info in a Discord full of sketchy people. They booted me (and a bunch blocked me here, good riddance), btw. It's probably for the best. The adult channel in the Blankshipping Discord is probably full of dog dicks and other assorted creepy gross sick shit I don't want to ever see.

It's difficult to ignore the kinks when THAT'S ALL THERE IS. I'd visit the blankshipping tag and see nothing but gross disgusting fetish trash. I'd visit the general submas tag and see mostly cute and fun work from people who act as if they actually like the Subway Bosses and believe they deserve good things. Sure, I like a little edge at times, but there's a big difference between joking around about Emmet biting Volo and having the twins hacking limbs off at the knees and keeping each other housebound (or mostly Emmet doing bad things to Ingo. Why do the creepsters hate Emmet so much?!)

....And the animal thing. It's weird that fans would be drawn to the twins because of their cute black-and-white themed uniforms, but then they'd want to make one of the twins an animal (mostly Emmet because they hate him, srsly) so they aren't even twins anymore.

I don't have this mentality like just because I'm into something controversial like incest, it means that I can't criticize creepy and gross degeneracy. I can be into the twins being inappropriately intimate but still head canon them as being cute, wholesome happy guys who are respected in their community. I don't have to open myself up to the dark, disgusting, morbid and demonic. -And yes, your fantasies are a reflection of who you are irl. A little exploration of edge is fine, but if 90% of what you are doing is trashing the characters you supposedly love, then at the very least, it's self-loathing on display.

What happened to this fandom anyway? If you look at fan art ten years ago, there's more soft fluff and less amputation breeding-kink sociopath dark!fic. I found work by (this Pixiv artist) from way back, and some of it looks like it could be the reunion hugs we see now. That's why it's so great they gave us Ingo in Hisui, so that fans have an excuse to make them desperately intimate with each other.

#blankshipping #troll post #black and white #sick fucks #they cute #*hugs*#he sleeps #is it just me?!#ask me about my million stupid bj aus #submas #subway bosses #ingo #emmet #all that red

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drawing-way-outside-the-lines · 2 years

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➖ Mature content, 18+ ➖ check the trigger tags each time ➖

Chapter 43 - Surprise concert.

Episode 4.

They went by the bar, ordered a couple of beer, then went outside, spotting a bench not far from the entrance. They sat down, talking back and forwards about the place, just smalltalk, not exactly one of Adrian's favorites, but just as he was about to make a remark, the subject changed

Malou: So you had sex?

Adrian: He snorted into his bottle, and quickly finished the mouthful he was about to take Yes, we had sex.

Malou: How was it? she grinned cheekily I mean, if we're supposed to be more open with each other…

Adrian: He snorted again, then a more serene and shy look started spreading on his face, a smile that could even be considered cute, gently pulled his lips upwards It was…. really good…. amazing, to be honest.

Malou: She nodded lightly and sipped her beer Nice! She hesitated a bit, observing how Adrian softened up and became this shy giddy boy at the thought of Dalton And who did who? she lifted an eyebrow and chuckled teasingly

Adrian: He snorted again …. I uh… sat on his lap and uh… he blushed more bright red and quickly sipped his beer

Malou: So you were bottom, but still topped him? …. interesting she nodded slow I was really wondering how the two of you would go about it… she sipped her beer again is this awkward?

Adrian: A bit… he chuckled lightly

Malou: Do you mind talking about sex in general, or do you mind because it's me?

Adrian: It depends I guess? I'm not someone who discusses sex with just anyone… but I'm not completely closed off either. Andy keeps fearing he's too much for me… but truth is, I can be pretty dirty myself, I suppose I just don't run around talking about sex… he shrugged lightly I suppose I could be more open, not regarding my fantasies, cause I do think I'm pretty open minded sexually… I mean I was with Felix when I technically still thought I was straight, and it never bothered me… But I could be more open in speaking about it… and in actually living my fantasies…. I guess…? I dunno? I have no complaints regarding my sexlife, I'm pretty fulfilled, so I guess I never thought much about it, till now?

Malou: She nodded lightly Makes sense.

Adrian: He sighed soft I'm trying, I really am…

Malou: She nodded again I know you are she reached out, planting a hand on his I appreciate it. Thank you. she slowly let go of his hand again, not to make him uncomfortable

Adrian: He sighed deeper I wanted to spend all day with him, just him and I, being stuck in our own little bubble. He's finally mine he smiled apologizing

Malou: No no, it's okay, I know what you mean. Go on, please.

Adrian: He sighed even deeper But then it was lunch… and now we're stuck here for the rest of the day and a good chunk of the evening as well… and I can't even kiss him… which is all I want to do… kiss him… hold him… touch him…. feel him…

Malou: She nodded soft Understandable… and… well… me too! she chuckled softly

Adrian: He had that 'I'm sorry' look on his face again as he sipped his beer

Malou: … she sighed softly You should go home with him tonight, I can hang out at Raven's place…

Adrian: He frowned soft And steal him from you, again? You two just got started as well… I don't want to

Malou: Truth to be told, I love Raven's company, I wont mind. I mean, I'd like him back again soon she chuckled lightly But honestly, I'll be too worried about his alcohol intake anyway, so, if you agree to take him home, it's off my hands… well mostly… I'll still worry, but at least I don't have to deal with it she chuckled softly That was a joke btw… I'll gladly deal with anything regarding him she sighed softly and smiled He's more than worth it all.

Adrian: He nodded agreeing and swallowed the rest of his beer I don't think he has any idea how fucking amazing he is.

Malou: She sighed soft and sipped her beer No, I'm pretty sure he doesn't see quite what you and I see. It's such a shame.

Adrian: I agree… but… on the other hand, if he knew, he might not even be interested in us? I can't help but feel like this rare, pure being fell into my lap, and I can't quite grasp that I am allowed to even touch him. He smiled lovingly Malou… I don't think I have ever been in love like this before… and it scares me…. what if he doesn't want me after all?

Malou: She nodded lightly and took the last mouthful of her beer I feel ya!

Adrian: He sighed softly How did we get THIS lucky?! Look at us!

Malou: Hey! Speak for yourself! I just got my hair done! She chuckled cheekily and pointed her tongue at Adrian

*As they went back into the rehearsal room again, Raven was in the middle of a jam session on the drums, while half of the band was jamming with him, while Una and James were clapping happily at the performance.

Malou: Okay? She chuckled surprised

Dalton: He quickly got up from a chair where he was sat laughing and hurried towards the two of them, passing them with a cheeky grin, fast heading out into the hallway, but while he slipped passed them, he said something loud and clear I'm just going to the toilet!

Malou: She chuckled amused as she turned and looked in the direction Dalton had disappeared I guess that means YOU'RE going to the toilet

Adrian: He lifted his eyebrows he could just as easily have said it to you

Malou: He looked at you, Adrian… it's not rocket science… beside I can't waltz into the male bathroom, in case he's actually headed there she smiled softly you go ahead… I'll go rescue Raven from himself she chuckled lightly go on…

Adrian: He scrathed the back of his neck, looking contemplating in the direction of the others

Malou: They wont notice… if they do…I'll make a drumsolo too! she snorted get out of here!

Adrian: He nodded once, then hurried after Dalton. He quickly found the way to the bathrooms, and slipped into the male one, noticing Dalton standing on the middle of the floor with a more than cheeky smirk

Dalton: What took you so long? I was starting to think you wouldn't-

Adrian: He quickly took a couple big steps, grabbed Dalton by the collar, and pushed his back hard and demanding up against the bathroom wall, leaning into a demanding and passionate French kiss

Dalton: He moaned surprised and quickly grabbed Adrian's hips, pulling him closer, returning the kiss eagerly

Malou: She sighed soft and grabbed a beer from the table, and nodded at Raven as she opened it up

Raven: Adrian? he spoke in her head

Malou: She frowned lightly Don't do that she quickly sipped her beer With Dalton in the bathroom, I suppose…

Raven: Ahh he smiled cheekily want more distraction?

Malou: She nodded confirming just stop roaming around my head… it's crowded enough as it is.

Raven: He chuckled deeply you head is perfectly fine, Malou, no one thinks otherwise…

Malou: She smiled lightly I hope not.

Raven: Stop worrying so much what others think, and let lose, enjoy yourself…

Malou: I am… at the moment I'm enjoying you staying out of my head! she smirked at him

Raven: This time his only answer, was pointing his tongue at her teasingly

Dalton: He shivered lightly against Adrian's lips, feeling himself melt into Adrian's arms. Feeling safe, comforted, home. But most, most of all, he felt warm. As if everything that had been wrong and broken inside him, melted together and he finally felt whole again Adrian he whispered softly and pulled out of their kiss, panting softly

Adrian: Yes? He cleared his throat, trying to yank himself out of the Dalton haze

Dalton: I love you. I really mean that.

Adrian: I love you too a bright smile spreading on his lips

Dalton: He chuckled both surprised and happy, although he didn't quite understand why he was so surprised, it had been quite obvious that Adrian was falling for him… he HAD tagged along without much protest after all.

Adrian: Maybe it's best we uh he grabbed one of Dalton's hands, squeezing it lightly head back into the others he cleared his throat again

Dalton: He chuckled cheekily Yeah, I think we better do that! Reality awaits, right?

Adrian: Unfortunately he frowned lightly

Dalton: He stepped a little closer, placing his hands on Adrian's hips again I want you. Not just in a sex way. I want all of you. I want you to be mine. Like for real. Are you mine? He chuckled nervously you are, right?

Adrian: He nodded slow and leaned in, kissing Dalton gently, whispering against his lips I am definitely, undoubtedly yours. All of me.

Dalton: He suddenly frowned lightly, then shook his head and took a couple steps towards the sink, turning on the water, looking at Adrian in the mirror, his frown growing deeper

Adrian: He hesitated a bit, then stepped up next to Dalton, wrapping an arm around his lower back Is everything alright?

Dalton: He sighed softly I just suddenly realized… that I'm scared…. not just of starting something new, cause I've known that for years, and it's the very reason I kept being stuck in a dead end relationship… but now that you're here, and you're so fucking amazing a wide smile spread on his lips, then it instantly vanished again, followed by a heavy sigh I'm just scared you'll leave me… just like she did.

Adrian: …… hey he shook his head lightly I think you're absolutely magical, Dalton he forced a soft smile There's absolutely no chance in hell I'll leave you. I'm madly invested in this… in you. He leaned in, placing a soft kiss on the side of Dalton's neck, whispering in a soft alluring voice You're so precious to me, and I know there's no one else like you out there, you're so unique, enchanting…. delicious… a soft moan escaping him as he kissed Dalton's neck again sexy…

Dalton: A wide cheeky grin replaced the frown

Adrian: I want you so badly… all of you… but mostly…. I really want your heart.

Dalton: It's yours he whispered softly

They both got interrupted as the door to the bathroom swung open, and in walked Dalton's dad

Adrian: He instantly let go of Dalton and walked out of the room, his heart pounding wildly as he lit a cig and hurried down the hallway, in the direction of the rehearsal room

Dalton: He tried his best to wipe the smirk off his face as he turned the water tap and pretended to wash his hands

James: He observed his son for a moment, then cleared his throat Mum and I are going outside for a bit of air and a walk, we will be back again before you guys go on.

Dalton: You couldn't have told me that after I was done in the toilet? he chuckled at his dad in the mirror

James: * He gestured towards the toilet stalls* perhaps others need to go as well, son.

Dalton: He snorted By all means.

James: ……. you know, you can talk to us…. if there's anything you need to get off your chest.

Dalton: He locked eyes with his dad in the mirror, but only a couple of seconds, then he closed the tab and grabbed a couple paper towels, drying his hands you know, you can talk to me as well he pulled a dumb smirk, trying to avoid the direction his dad was trying to navigate the conversation

James: ……. just be clear with the girl…. I think she really have her heart set on you. As your father, I need to remind you of a

Dalton: Dad! he sighed soft Malou and I are dating… a couple…. whatever we are…. I don't know what you're

James: …. well, the man seems to have a 'good eye for you' as well and…. he sighed soft well, it's none of my business. I just hope you will make the right decision, for you, and know that mum and I would be okay with whatever you might choose for your life, as long as you're happy. We're just relieved you're finally moving on, and all we hope is that you choose a kind person who adores you as much as we do.

Dalton: I think that's pretty impossible, dad he chuckled lightly

James: A warm chuckle escaped him Perhaps. But as close to as possible then. He nodded at a toilet stall I better, before your mom gets tired of waiting.

Dalton: He nodded agreeing Don't get lost

James: He chuckled again

Dalton: I'll see you guys later he smiled brightly, then walked towards the door, but just as he opened it, he turned around, looking at his dad with a soft smile Hey dad!

James: Mh? He smiled warmly at his son

Dalton: Thank you.

As the concert was almost over and it was time for the last song, a sweaty but happy Dalton smiled wide at the audience from the chair behind his piano

Dalton: Alright guys, we'll play one last song. But thank you for tonight, you've been marvelous! He smiled cheekily and chuckled, quickly sipping his beer before starting to play and audience favorite

Raven: He smiled soft as he observed Adrian Well aren't you a smitten kitten?

Adrian: Whom had been lost in observing Dalton with a sheepish smile, instantly snapped out of it and glared at Raven

Raven: He chuckled amused No one heard me, relax.

Adrian: …… unamused

Raven: He chuckled lightly Alright… give me a kiss, it will throw anyone off the scent!

Adrian: He glared harder, but couldn't help but chuckle, then slowly leaned in. Truth is, he had wanted to kiss Raven for hours, so why not grab the opportunity. Surely everyone else were too busy with the band to notice?

Raven: He sighed relieved as their lips met, he had missed Adrian, now that he had gotten busy with Dalton. But he had been determined to be patient, and wait for his turn. However, now that he finally got a taste of Adrian again, he couldn't help but grab Adrian by the chest of his shirt, and demandingly pull him deeper into their kiss

Adrian: He moaned soft and surrendered, no protest. He had missed Raven too.

As the concert ended, they spent about an hour to pack up everything in the band van and try to figure whom would drive with whom. Malou decided she wanted to go home, she was tired, and ended up tagging along Willow and Ezra who happened to walk by and was heading in that direction anyway. The band was impatient and drove off. So left was a quite tipsy Dalton, a sober Raven, a slightly tipsy Adrian and Dalton's parents, whom had also had a couple beers too much

Adrian: I'm more than fit to drive.

James: nonsense! We'll just call a cab, I'm sure they will be fast.

Adrian: He grunted irritated It's winter, and it looks like it's about to snow again any minute!

Raven: How about I drive us all? he smiled soft at Adrian

Adrian: He squinted suspiciously at Raven, but slowly handed over his keys Fine.

Dalton: He chuckled lightly and nodded at Adrian's car Mum! Dad! Get in!

Una: She chuckled lightly

Adrian: James, you can sit in he front with Raven, the rest of us will take the backseat, that way there's more than plenty space for everyone's legs.

Dalton: He observed the whole scenario with a cheeky grin, oddly proud of Adrian for taking charge like that, then quickly got into the car, so he sat between Adrian and his mom Mum, can you get in on your own? he chuckled lightly at her

Una: Yes, my dear she smiled warmly and quickly got in, closing the door after her

Adrian: You gotta slam it

Una: Oh?!

Adrian: It's an old car, you gotta slam it if you want it to close well.

Una: She quickly opened the door again

Adrian: Don't be afraid, it can handle it*

Una: She chuckled lightly and slammed the door

Adrian: He nodded approving

Raven: He smiled at Adrian in the mirror Is everyone alright?

Adrian: He nodded confirming

Raven: He nodded back then started the car and slowly drove off Which direction?

James: He quickly explained their address and what road would be easiest this time of year

Raven: Got it he smiled warmly

They drove for a short while, then Adrian started noticing Dalton got closer and closer

Dalton: He suddenly brushed his fingers over the back of Adrian's hand, trying his hardest to be stealth about it

Adrian: Felt himself blush lightly, keeping his eyes planted towards the front of the car, making sure James who had been very busy observing them all day and evening, weren't once again keeping an eye on them

Dalton: He chuckled cheekily, clearly amused by Adrian's reaction, simultaneously doing it because his soul was screaming to be close to Adrian, but also simply wanting to tease him

Raven: He noticed too, from the rear view mirror and chuckled amused Una, James he spoke in a warm, inviting voice would you mind if I drop Adrian and Dalton off first? he slowed down the car at a crossroad it's only a slight detour if I turn down this road right now?

Adrian: He squinted at Raven, afraid Dalton's parents would get suspicious It's completely fine, just drive the

Una: No no, you both look tired, I just wonder if we shouldn't drop Dalton of at home, with Malou? She smiled hopeful at her son She's such a nice girl Dalton, and finding her has been very good for you. You've come alive again, and you're much happier, don't waste an opportunity like that, son.

Dalton: I'm not, mum he chuckled amused and cheeky

James: Lightly clearing his throat

Raven: Amusement intensifies

Adrian: He sighed deep and looked out the window, trying to pretend he was no longer in the car

Una: I didn't even see you two kiss tonight, I'm worried if you're already ruining it for yourself. Dalton, I know you're scared of starting over, but she seems exactly like a dream girl, if you ask me. Isn't she what you've always wanted and looked for? Don't tell me you're still scared, and you'll let that ruined it for you she sighed light and concerned do you want me to talk to her?

Dalton: No! he burst out a chuckle no mum! I don't want you to talk to her! Everything is fine between Malou and I, please don't worry. But we're still just getting started, there's no need for rushing, is there?! he chuckled again

Una: I just worry about you she sighed again you've been so alone, and now that love is finally here, and compatible, I wish you would take it more serious.

Dalton: Who says I'm not?! he sat up more straight, grinning wide and cheeky at his mom, looking like straight up trouble, as if he was about to do something stupid

Una: Are you though?

Dalton: His grin only grew wider

Raven: Watching with great anticipation

Una: …..

James: ……

Adrian: No longer existing

Dalton: Still grinning

Una: …..

James: He groaned softly and rubbed his nose bridge Una, I think it's up to Dalton whom he dates. As long as it's someone who treats him right, I don't think we have much to say in whom he chooses, right?

Una: But yes, of course she threw her arms towards the ceiling and sighed I just want him to be loved by someone right for him this time, not someone who's going to break his heart every month, and go about not knowing if she truly want him or not.

James: Or he…

Adrian: Max level cringe

Una: What?

James: Or he….

Dalton: He shrugged lightly, his grin growing even more cheeky, as he by now also started nibbling on his pointing finger secretive

Una: She shook her head lightly what's going on? You look very mischievous?

Dalton: Oh well, you know he shrugged casually but kept the smirky grin

Adrian: By now he was watching Dalton, his heart pounding harder, his temperature rising, finding himself head over heels with Dalton's cheeky look and playfulness

Raven: Still observing from the mirror, by now slowly turning it, so James also would be able to follow, if he wished

James: He took the hint and watched the mirror with a lifted eyebrow

Raven: Starting to wonder if he would get away with dragging popcorn out of the thin air

Dalton: Cheeky smirking, finger nibbling combo, driving Adrian nuts

Adrian: Oh for crying out loud! he wanted to grab Dalton and kiss him, but in a split second chickened out and in a rush got out of the car, lighting a cig, taking a huge drag as he stepped several meters away from the car, sighing deep into the cold night air

James: Maybe we should

Dalton: Hang on he quickly dragged himself over the seat and got out, closing the car door behind him, quickly walking up to Adrian what's going on?

Adrian: I thought we were supposed to wait telling everyone?

Dalton: Yes… and I still want that…. but…. they are my parents, Adrian…. he sighed soft and looked a bit more serious by now I don't like that my mum worries like that. It's hard that I can't just put her at ease.

Adrian: He nodded softly and thought about it for a short moment …. and it would put her at ease if she knew you are dating a guy?

Dalton: I don't thin they care about that, I mean they never cared about sexualities… beside my dad made this speech in the toilet earlier he chuckled amused he's definitely onto us and made it clear I could always talk to them he sighed soft and shrugged, observing Adrian, longing to kiss him… touch him….

Adrian: And what about a poly relationship? Would they understand that?

Dalton: He shrugged again I don't know? But they are very open minded people to begin with, so I'd like to think they would, but there's only one way to really find out… he hesitated a couple seconds, then slowly reached out and grabbed Adrian's hand, squeezing it lightly no one says the rest of the world has to know yet… I still prefer to keep it private for a while.. but I think my parents need to know, they have worried about me for years… it's not fair

Adrian: He sighed soft, contemplating what the next move should be

Una: Observing the boys, squinting her eyes

James: smiling warmly as he also observed them

Raven: Still contemplating air popcorns

Dalton: I love you he then spoke, in a soft, lowered, warm tone, stepping closer to Adrian

Adrian: A soft smile tucking at his lips I love you too.

Dalton: He smiled a bit wider, gazing deep into Adrian's eyes for a short moment, then leaned in, kissing him tenderly

Adrian: He sighed relieved and returned the tender kiss, pulling a bit in Dalton's hand, to pull him slightly nearer

Una: Her eyes got wide

James: He chuckled lightly as he observed his wife

Una: ….. well she quickly looked at her husband

James: He shrugged lightly

Una: Did you know?

James: a warm smile spread on his lips I had a feeling…

Una: …. Okay she nodded lightly well I suppose we don't have to worry then?

Raven: He's a good man. He paused … I know you don't know me he turned so he could face the two of them at the same time so I'm not sure how much you will value my words. But whether you value my words or not, doesn't take away from the fact that Adrian is a really good, kindhearted man with a huge heart. And he loves your son very much. And without speaking too much on other people's behalf, it appears your son loves him just as much. I don't think you have anything to worry about, when it comes to Dalton finding a love he deserves, because he already did. Or rather, it found him.

Una: She nodded lightly, a small smile turning her mouth upwards

Dalton: He sighed softly as he pulled away from their kiss, giving Adrian's hand another light squeeze before he let go Are we alright?

Adrian: He nodded softly We're more than alright… thank you.

Dalton: His face lit up How about we get home then? I can't wait to be alone with you… I just want you all to myself by now.

Adrian: He nodded confirming Yes, please!

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