These Veggie Tacos Will Make You Fall In Love With Mushrooms All Over Again
We all know that mushrooms are good for health. They are rich in vitamins, antioxidants as well as minerals like selenium. But their benefits cannot always make up for their suspicious appearance. Let’s be honest: some of us cannot believe that something that looks like that can be eaten! When cooked right, mushrooms can be so delightful that you will forget all about how they originally looked.…
Mario’s distaste for mushrooms is so funny and it gives material to draw stuff like this hehe
(Based over a fic I read years ago where the guy craved a fruit that literally every single person in that world hated and so he ate it shamefully ajksdjsad here Mario just eats angrily bc he hates it)
Also I say that at any inconvenience regarding the pregnancy Mario goes >:c to his belly, like he’s mad at the babies asdlaskd and Peach plays along.
(Also- sorry to people that actually speak italian, I did translate what Mario’s saying in google akjdjksdak he’s saying btw “how dare you two? To betray your own mother...”)
Oil
Pita
Some salad, olive oil and lemon
Yoghurt, cucumber and lemon
Chillies
Pickled red onions
Method:
Start by mixing together your spices. Add a glug of oil to your mushrooms and then sprinkle the spices on top. Mix well to coat every bit of the mushies.
Now grab a skillet and a bit of oil add in the mushrooms. Add something heavy on top, like another pan or a bowl and press down, let cook for 3-4 mins until charred slightly and then flip the mushrooms and repeat the process.
Now mix together your salad ingredients in a bowl and your yoghurt ingredients in another bowl.
Heat up your flatbread, load on the salad and yoghurt, then the mushroom shawarma and then top with Chillies and pickled red onions and ENJOY!!
Since it seems like Mychael has been alive for a long time, how much does he know of human customs/cooking/inventions? And does he like/dislike some of them?
Thanks in advance!
He knows enough to make a living for himself, to answer without spoilers! He's really into DIY and crafting, but if anything gets more complex to the point it goes over his head he'd just abandon it.
As for human customs he knows even less; it's kinda touch and go what he does and doesn't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Adventures in the kitchen...I’ve had “twin” eggs before but I’ve never seen a twin mushroom! They were attached at the stem and the cap. And were delicious.
Also while unloading the dishwasher, this fell out of it.
No idea what it is or where it goes, other than it’s a small part for the dishwasher; I think it might be a latch for the filter (it’s not a wheel mount, I checked). What a delightful world full of mysteries we live in.
[ID: Top photo, a pair of white crimini mushrooms fused together at the stem and the cap, sitting on a cutting board ready to be prepped and cooked. Bottom photo, a small green piece of plastic in a faintly “S” shape, sitting in the palm of my hand.]
GOD........... if I knew the first thing about zines a DPS zine featuring a bunch of different recipes and art/fics of the poets making them would be so so so lovely. AND it would double as a cookbook. GOD
I’ve been wanting to rewatch Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus which is @br1ghtestlight’s favorite episodes, and I can see why. This moment is one of my favorites between Bob and Gene:
could not be mc because if i heard a voice speaking to me i’d just think it’s on me and my brain. like oh no i’m hallucinating voices again haha, makes sense since i’m in this stressful insane situation :)
and then at some other point when it does become unbearable and i realize it’s NOT me id just ask to move to purgatory hall. (would ask diavolo directly and give my reasoning as to why because lucifer is a dickhead and would say no simply because he can)
Dying over the ‘chimney radiating malice’ thing and Bingqiu making out in front of the entire Batsquad and Catwoman, much to everyone’s horror but Catwoman. I’m just imagining the Riddler or one of Batman’s other villains attempting to give a villainous speech and giving up partway thanks to the chimney radiating malice. Villain: WTF is THAT?! SQQ: oh, just ignore him :))). He’s just a little teddy bear, really :))). Villain: …for some reason, I find that very hard to believe.
Haha, glad you liked it! Ooh lbh would get such good scores on being a chimney emanating malice, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve. Batman, after centuries of building up immunity (and never being too great at sensing it anyway) doesn't notice anything, but the rest of his kids and enemies, all of whom make a living on being able to smell incoming violence from three city blocks away, would be significantly more on edge.
Lbh isn't even trying to hide. He's plausibly out of sight of his husband, he's not jumping in to clear the streets of the riff-raff that dare soil his husband's presence and drag him out at night to deal with, he is being extremely well behaved!!
Penguin, trying to monologue through the thick, heavy air, throat working around the thin smell of smoke and ash, refusing to glance at the old water tower looming black against the dark clouds, thinks very differently. He's pretty sure it's dripping tar.
Uncooked carrots are perhaps the worst food on this planet and only TOLERABLE if cut into very thin strips I don’t know what motivated me to make this post other than my burning hatred for the worse texture this planet could offer to your mouth