listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.
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Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)
Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)
Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion
Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall
Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot
Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night
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listen to me. look me in my fucking eyes. link and Zelda love each other in a way that transcends time and space; they support each other in a way that’s so fundamental to their being that even stripped of their personhood or their memories it’s still what drives them. for both of them it’s never quite about saving the world or serving their goddess, it’s about making it back to the other no matter what miracles they have to work or mountains they have to move. its not even really romance bc that would imply they’re wholly separate when at times they’re closer to being two halves of the same being. their love is symbiosis. ganon must feel like he’s universally destined to the most hellish third wheeling in all existence. and it all makes me so intensely emotional im drunk baking about it
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Maybe it's just me but I'm so sick of people making Steve discover he's bi when he's getting beaten up or threatened. If you could stop equating sexuality with violence that'd be great.
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imagine your f/o coming home and slipping into bed with you. mumbling about how warm you are and resting their hands on your sides under your shirt.. bonus if their fingers are freezing. or maybe it’s the other way around: sneaking your hands up their shirt to warm them and snuggling in even closer
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I drew alternate outfits for Raz Psychonauts two!
inspired by @dailyraz 's post :P
Close-ups below! 👇🏼
i am very proud of myself for that Hollis' hot streak design
haha Joker card Raz go brrr
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