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MEDIX!!! IT’S MEDIX!!! Also if anybody shoves me or xem in a locker I WILL start the throwing of the hands.
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goth-spaghetti · 1 year
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I know tumblr will appreciate a tasteful photoshoot
📷 @/space_ally_photography on Instagram//me
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artisticallygay · 1 year
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If you didn't know before that the Elmer's glue cow and the Borden's milk cow are canonically married, well now you do
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lovely-sinister · 1 year
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untoterxhund · 1 year
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also also: loving him as a bad-thing but in the sense that this doofus isn't going to make it past his fifties due to a plethora of different factors. although the primary cause effecting this would be the gosh-darn spine poisoning him--
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whatpennymade · 1 year
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May you cookies be warm,
May your milk be chilled,
May snack time bring you happiness. 🍪🍪🥛
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galleryfedorova · 2 years
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Art for sale: https://www.artsy.net/artwork/saskia-rem-brandt-still-life-with-eggs-bread-milk-sawdust-vintage-style-rem-brandt-old-maister-style-1 #stilllife #eggs #bread #rembrandt #milk #artsy #galleryfedorova #berlin (hier: Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf9wppxL1Jy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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milkcioccolato · 29 days
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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny
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zippityzero · 2 years
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//finished doing two doodles using mouse. it was. a pain, to say the least //especially with the app i used being Paint so no layers for me huehue //i'ma post them later after i finish eating my cereal tho
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yukinyaminyato · 2 years
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i'd made pretty latte art hearts few times earlier today but ofc at the moment we decided to take a promo pic for social media i failed and the heart on the latte turned into a penis..... ugh. 🥲
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fatguarddog · 4 months
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Ok, gonna preface this by saying I obviously condemn irl cults and the physical/mental abuse they put vulnerable people through, everything I'm about to say is pure fantasy
Imagine going on a retreat with a large group you've recently joined. A getaway off in the wilds for you all to relax, get in tune with yourselves and socialise. You end up staying in a huge renovated barn with plenty of space for everyone and a huge communal hall for meals, where the founders of the group welcome you and you're served dinner
The first week passes by well, there's plenty of fun artsy activities - nothing too athletic or mentally taxing - and you're encouraged to sleep in and kick up your feet. During the second week is when you start to notice that everyone (except the founders) is looking a little more... plump. The food being served is always very dense, carb heavy and in large portions. You're told to eat everything up to feel more warm and whole in yourself, to relax more to let it nourish you. When anyone raises concerns about gaining weight, the founders tell you all to love and accept any changes your bodies may go through on the retreat, because they were clearly meant to happen to you... and with everyone's bodies and brains being encouraged to work less... you all just accept it and continue to grow
By the time anyone would have realised it was a cult and that the barn is actually your new home to grow fat in and be admired by the founders, you'd all become too dumb and docile to do anything about it, made to adore your plumping bodies with positive affirmations and such pleasant touches. Maybe the food they've been feeding you all induces lactation... maybe you've all been made into a loyal barn full of fattened cattle, happy to be exploited for their milk in exchange for more food and a comfy bed to sleep in alongside your fellow cows, so happy to have found such perfect relaxation, not even caring to remember your previous life
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equallyshaw · 4 months
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european travels | Connor Bedard x k hughes au!
↳ part of connor bedard x kailey hughes au!
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@kailey.hughes: thankyou to the one's who made this trip financially possible -- wouldn't be anywhere with out yall 🫶🏻
tags: connorbedard, _quinnhughes,jackhuhges & Hughes_06
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@/lhughes_06: you are very welcome
↳ @/jackhughes: like youre the one shelling out
↳ @/_quinnhughes: wait! k told me neither one of yall were contributing..
↳ @/connorbedard: she bamboozled you guys so badly...
↳ @/lhughes_06: like you didnt know bedard
↳ @/connorbedard: found out a week before lmao
@/trevorzegras: glad to see youre milking them for everything they're worth
↳ @kailey.hughes: learned from the best 🫡
@/kent.johnson: youre making con con blush with those two pics
↳ @kailey.hughes: what can i say? hes a model
@/masonmctavish: Connor for vogue - next!
@/connorbedard: artsy gal
↳ @kailey.hughes: 😚
@madisenbedard: omg the fomo is real rn😭
↳ @kailey.hughes: next time !
↳ @/edwards.73: I want to experience a hughes euro trip
↳ @kailey.hughes: come get ur stray dog @/lhughes_06
@/alexturcotte_: where was my invite? 🥺
↳ @kailey.hughes: @/jackhughes EXPLAIN
↳ @/jackhughes: what can I say? lost in the mail.
@/nicohischier: you came all the way to europe and didn't even visit? how rude.
↳ @kailey.hughes: how rude of @/jackhughes for not putting it on the itinerary when we booked our trip
↳ @/nicohischier: oh yeah, first practice back is gonna be loads of fun
↳ @/jackhughes: LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE K
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@/connorbedard: kailey hughes fanpage, but whats new?
tag: kailey.hughes
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@kailey.hughes: ilu
↳ @/connorbedard: ilu more
↳ @kailey.hughes: not possible 🫶🏻
↳ @/adamfantilli: accept the defeat bedard
↳ @kailey.hughes: no fr
@/kent.johnson: I wish he traveled the world with me ):
↳ @kailey.hughes: didnt y'all play for team canada together? its my turn
↳ @/lhughes_06: yeah kj its our turn
↳ @kailey.hughes: BYE
↳ @/kent.johnson: BYE LITTLE HUGHES
↳ @/connorbedard: take this to the gc pls
↳ @kailey.hughes: which one??
↳ @/masonmctavish: theres multiple ?!?!
↳ @kailey.hughes: unfortunately I was added to a 'bc only' chat🙄
@/jackhughes: dont like the hand placement
↳ @/_quinnhughes: i dont like it either
↳ @kailey.hughes: omg the drama queens have arrived
@elblue6: so grateful to have you join us this trip, its great to have you apart of the family again🤍
↳ @/connorbedard: thankyou mama el! appreciate you and jim so much
↳ @kailey.hughes: im gonna cry mama
@/madisenbedard: looking like a goddess always
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↳ @kailey.hughes: stop thats you
↳ @madisenbedard: I wish gf
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@/elblue6: italy-london trip was a success!
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@/jackhughes: we know who's the fav child
↳ @/lhughes_06: and it isn't even a hughes
↳ @/_quinnhughes: nope its a bedard
↳ @kailey.hughes: then its me !
↳ @/lhughes_06: whatever you say!
@/connorbedard: thankyou for having me this trip, had an amazing time!
↳ @/elblue6: you are most welcome! now we just need @melaniebedard and @/madisenbedard to join us next time
↳ @/madisenbedard: I agree!!
↳ @melaniebedard: just tell me where and when and ill be there
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@/kimberlybrisson: looks like you had a lot of fun! PLUS all four kiddos were reunited 🥺
↳ @/elblue6: the best part 🤍
@/lhughes_06: cant believe connor got a single photo and we didn't
↳ @/jackhughes: no fr, im still salty
@/chantaltkachuk: awe we need to get the 7 of them back together!
↳ @/elblue6: we do!
@/melaniebedard: how about a vancouver trip??
↳ @/elblue6: dont have to tell me twice!
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honeygrahambitch · 5 months
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I headcanon Hannibal not to be your average bitching cunt cause that's Will. Will is dramatic, vents, gesticulates, walks backs and forth. Imagine he orders himself some fishing rods for example and they send him the wrong models. Every single day during a week, Hannibal has to listen to his venting. He doesn't mind.
Will was a cunt before meeting Hannibal but after he got into this relationship with this man who inflates his ego every single day of his life by literally considering him God, his own self esteem sky rocketed and yeah, more cuntiness. Don't know if it makes sense. Hannibal basically taught him that he deserves the best and he should never expect less than that.
However when it comes to Hannibal, it's the opposite when things don't go his way. If you don't know him, you might as well miss it.
Let's picture this. He and Will are finally building their forever home after a few years of being on the run. And while Will takes care of less artsy matters, such as insulation or gas or running water, things he is good at like choosing pipes and such, Hannibal is taking care of colors, decor, style, you get the point. And obviously the kitchen is such an important part. And he spends a lot of time choosing the right furniture and color schemes and when the tiles arrive and the workers place them on the floor of the kitchen, his whole world shatters.
The corner tiles are not symmetrical.
The workers start finding excuses and Will is waiting for him to blow up but he doesn't. He says nothing. He gets into the car and quietly waits for Will to be done with the workers and start the engine.
Will is terrified of his silence since Hannibal is usually very opinionated. Especially when it comes to his kitchen. So he decides to say something.
"Idiots. They should have been more careful for how much they get paid."
"I suppose." Hannibal replies.
"No, you put so much work into this kitchen. I would be mad too."
"I am not mad. They said they will fix it."
Will is almost annoyed by his lack of reaction.
Later they get to the place where they are living for the time being and Hannibal starts cooking dinner. That's when Will hears the first sigh.
Exactly 20 minutes later, he hears the second sigh. Louder this time, Will can clearly hear it from the living room.
He checks on him and Hannibal says that nothing happened. Will starts helping him by cutting some cheese on a board. That's when Hannibal starts comparing their future house to a well matured cheese. He starts talking about the importance of the hands who take care of the cheese cause sure, time and humidity play an important part, as well as the quality of the cows and goats and their milk but if you want good matured cheese you have to make sure trustable people take care of it.
Will nods and agrees. He understands what he has to do and doesn't ask more questions. The next day he announces Hannibal he had fired the workers and found already better ones.
Hannibal smiles. His Will knows how to read him so well.
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tozettastone · 2 months
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@waffliesinyoface okay, let's go! (I agree on Itachi's sweet tooth honestly.)
Itachi — He likes sweet food. He'll order something you didn't even know was real, like a lavender latte, or a smoked salted vanilla frappe. "Does your drink even have coffee in it?" you may ask, dubiously eyeing what appears to be cup of lightly flavoured simple syrup piled high with freshly whipped cream. Yes, yes it does. Itachi is the tiredest person on this team, and that's including the guy who is just 6 dead bodies in a trench coat. Do not order him decaf.
Kisame — He's pretty easygoing. He'll take whatever, and then while the barista is making it he'll tell them that sharks can have milk because some of them don't have umbilical cords. He consumed the milk shed from his mother's uterus lining, like a great white, after eating his siblings. How fun. Sir, here's your coffee.
Kakuzu — Kakuzu is a pile of stolen hearts and tentacles condensed into roughly human shape. He can't taste the coffee, but his hearts respond to the caffeine. He will have whatever option comes with unlimited refills.
Hidan — Orders something new every time and hates it every time. He doesn't like bitter flavours. He has not yet made the connection between "coffee" and "bitter notes" in the formal way that would permit him to stop trying it. He complains about the taste every time. Bonus: caffeine only affects him for about 2.5 minutes.
Konan — Konan never had coffee growing up (she didn't have a lot of things growing up!) so now it's kind of a novelty. She's mostly a tea drinker but when she has coffee she takes whatever variation of 1 part coffee and 2 parts milk is easiest. She's not a connoisseur of latte foam vs cappuccino froth, etc., etc. She likes to watch the rain fall, dry and cosy in her oversized coat, while her coffee steams gently into the humid air over the village.
Pein — Nagato doesn't like to put extra fluids into his bodies because they're dead and if you alter the water content on the inside it can be very hard to maintain them in the state of preservation he prefers. He watches Konan drink, though.
Sasori — Sasori is an arty bitch, but not a "with lavender smoked honey," kind of wanky art bitch. He's a traditionalist. Espresso. With sparkling water. The tinier the demitasse, the better.
Deidara — Deidara wants a fancy sweet little treat but he's still young enough to get mad that he doesn't drink serious grown up drinks. He'll order something black and bitter and then sulk about it. What he really wants is exactly the kind of fancy and ridiculous coffee drink Itachi orders, but he's already set himself against this and mocked Itachi about it. Watch him toss back his coffee and slam the empty cup onto the table like he's doing shots of bad tequila.
Zetsu — A cafe macchiato. This is a trap because a "spotted," coffee is either all milk spotted with a bit of coffee (which is what the writer understands to be common in America) or all coffee spotted with a dab of milk (common in other parts of the world). Either way, when you serve it to him, the order will be wrong according to at least one side of his body. ;—;
Tobi — Drinks his coffee mixed 1:1 with sweetened condensed milk. Is the sweet tooth genetic?
(Honorary) Orochimaru — Orochimaru is also a pretentious arty bitch, but in his case, his order isn't intended to communicate artsy-ness about himself to the outside observer. It's instead carefully calculated to communicate that he's a snob and to stress out the barista tasked with making it for him. He wants your single origin in a double ristretto with a 3/4 cup of silky milk. If you make a latte and just don't fill it up all the way, he will know. No, really. He'll know.
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atamascolily · 3 months
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Earlier, I made some broad predictions for Walpurgis no Kaiten, but now it's time for a few more granular ones. One of the great things about PMMM thus far is its use of repetition, which allows for some pretty obvious guesses about what's to come:
An unknown amount of time has passed between Rebellion and WnK; the story opens in media res at the moment before the current system is irrevocably changed. Thus we will not fully understand the world Homura has created until it's about to disappear; however, the seeds of its destruction were present from the beginning, as will eventually be made clear.
The original series opens with a cryptic and as-yet-unexplained prologue, followed by a battle scene that segues into Madoka waking up and going about her morning routine before heading to school. Rebellion follows the same pattern, with a cryptic explanatory monologue from Homura, the first Nightmare battle, and an almost shot-for-shot remake of Madoka's morning routine.
Thus, I think it's reasonable to assume that WnK will do the same; my guess is that we'll have a cryptic Homura scene that may or may not explain what has come before and which will probably hit differently in hindsight, followed by a battle sequence (my guess is Mami, Kyouko, and Sayaka getting their asses kicked when the wraiths start going haywire and/or something with the mysterious hybrid magical girl) followed by Madoka waking up and going about her morning (but animated in the new style and with a few key differences to mark that things are the Same Yet Also Different).
It's unclear to me whether Madoka is in this "dream" or not because I'm not sure what her role is/if she's a magical girl at this point. Based on the previous two installments, the answer is "yes", but we'll see.
Likewise, there will be a Thematically Relevant Conversation between Madoka and Junko in the bathroom while they're brushing their teeth. Would be hilarious if it involved mirrors or reflections (literal or metaphorical) in any way; ditto for teamwork and cooperation, since I suspect they will be major themes in this installment. Also phones and communication.
Is Kyubey initially around? Again, TBD. Could go either way, depending on his circumstances now. My guess is no, though it would be funny to see him watching in the background.
Madoka leaves the house, meets up with Sayaka and Hitomi, as per usual. (You can see in the trailer that Sayaka has bandages around her neck in this scene, which is one reason why I think she's in Madoka's "dream"/fight sequence as described above.) Some playful & thematically relevant banter ensues. The three of them then encounter parasol!Homura as seen in the trailer.
I think the big mystery for the first 20-40 minutes is "What is going on with Homura??" There will be a number of scenes with her where she looks/acts different, and something is clearly off, but it is not immediately clear what it is or even that there are two of them at first, because only one Homura visible in any given shot. This will eventually change, of course, and the reveal where they appear together will be very dramatic and artsy, but until then, I expect SHAFT to milk the confusion and the ominous dread for all it's worth
There will also be a Thematically Relevant Saotome rant once Madoka et al. get to class, of course.
Nakazawa gets one (1) line.
the OTHER established pattern is that there's always a new transfer student on the Day Everything Changes, which raises the FASCINATING question of whether parasol!Homura is just going to roll up and start attending classes now, too. If that's the case, will the "real" Homura be present for this (doubtful, given my speculations above) or is she missing/absent? It would be so funny if WnK pulled a Rebellion and had the "real" Homura in a coma for half of the movie, but somehow I don't think that's where this is going. How does parasol!Homura explain herself? Is she here in addition to Homura (i.e., as a student in her own right) or to take Homura's place entirely? What does Madoka think??
(to be clear: there's no question in my mind that the movie's plot kicks off with the arrival of the doppelganger here, the only question is how they choose to play it. In technical terms, this is the story's "inciting incident", and, in keeping with the established pattern, it's Homura--a Homura, anyway--entering Madoka's world yet again.)
Those are my guesses for the first part of the movie, based on previous structure and established patterns. It's possible the creators might switch it up, but I feel reasonably confident WnK will continue with them, at least at first, if only to lull us into a false sense of security before dropping the ground out from under us. In both the TV series and the movie, this section I've just described is approximately 10 minutes long, which still leaves plenty of time for surprises.
After that point, it gets a little murkier because I'm missing so many pieces, and there's no guarantee WnK will follow the same structure as Rebellion beyond those required by their shared two-hour movie format. That said, here are few things I expect to see at some point:
Mami, Kyouko, and Sayaka reconvene, but they are losing their powers--probably to the hybrid magical girl, who appears to be using Mami's ribbons. Sayaka is missing her healing powers, which is why she's all bandaged in the trailer. Kyouko is probably also missing powers, which is why she looks so pissed. If WnK follows the same beats as Rebellion, this will be at about the same point as the second Nightmare fight, otherwise who knows. The point is that the world is breaking down and nothing is "normal" anymore.
Meanwhile, Homura is being haunted/taunted by her double, who is actively interfering with her and her system. I would like a jaw-dropping reality-bending fight sequence between them a la "Absolute Configuration", but we'll see if I get my wish.
I expect the double to have a lengthy monologue explaining what is going on, though in classic PMMM fashion, this will raise as many questions as it answers. (This could also be Kyubey's job, but tbh I'd rather have the double do it.) But there's no question that there were unintended consequences to Homura's actions in Rebellion and someone has to explain them to the audience.
One transformation sequence for each of the main cast, though one or two might have multiple ones.
By the end of the film, the universe is rewritten again and a new system is made. If we're lucky, this will be the happy Final Ending in which Madoka and Homura are reunited forever; if we're unlucky, it will be Rebellion Cliffhanger Hell all over again, only worse.
But, having established patterns, it's also possible to break them. I don't necessarily expect this for a lot of the big picture/structural stuff, but I can see it happening in a few places, like:
Sayaka tries to spray Homura (original or double) with a fire extinguisher, but it backfires somehow--either exploding in her face, or she hits the other one by mistake. Alternately, she does it and it SEEMS like it worked, only for Homura to loom up unexpectedly out of nowhere and gloat.
Also, this is not a structural thing, per se, but based on Rebellion, I expect there will be 2-3 major twists of ratcheting intensity, at least one of which will make a large percentage of the fandom incredibly angry, but for dramatically different reasons: one camp will claim that it "came out of nowhere" and/or "ruins Homura's character", and the other will argue that it was "too predictable" and "contrived" and therefore bad. Eventually, everyone will calm down and grudgingly accept it the way they've done with Rebellion (if only because the people who hate it the most leave the fandom, or if it's truly the end of the series).
As for me, I feel very agnostic about the whole business--while I certainly have no end of guesses about what is likely and the things I would like to see (two separate but related circles), and it would be very satisfying to be right, I'm not wedded to the idea of canon as this absolute monolith that determines whether something is interesting or not. If I hate WnK (doubtful), I'll write fanfic about it; if I love WnK, I'll write fanfic about it. No matter what happens, fanfic will be written and I will shape the established narrative as needed to suit my needs--I engage in this speculation before the fact primarily because it's fun and a useful exercise for a writer.
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