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spaghettiandart · 2 years

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this joke has been made before but it's one of my favorites so

#old man phil au #willow park #luz noceda #emperor belos #toh #the owl house #my art #fanart #au #willow is so fun to draw and also i would die for her #phil has nothing going on in his head except for the occasional fucked up thought #hes a weird grandpa #also yeah thats a haiwaiian shirt. half assed but i will never pass up the opportunity 2 draw him in one

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incorrect-riordanverse · 4 months

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Hazel: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Leo, sighing: Fine. We’re cowabunga.

#you cant tell me he wasnt making fun of her just bcuz she had a weird love triangle with his grandpa…..#leo valdez #hazel levesque #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan #hoo #heroes of olympus #sammy valdez

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pondhue · 6 months

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rick saying that he not only respects summer but see's her as his equal, then tells her directly that she reminds him of diane

#it makes me wonder more about diane and what kind of person she was #it makes me wonder about how him and diane met #did they meet in a school setting? happenstance? had mutual friends?#and it's also confirmed that rick genuinely loves morty and dotes on him like a true granddad #and “i don't give grandpa enough credit” HE'S SO PETTY BUT GOD #this ep was very silly and weird #very jerrick trap coded in weirdness and body horror #also gonna need to redraw the scene of summer holding rick up like a limp cat #pondposting #rick and morty #rick and morty season 7 spoilers #wet kuat amortican summer

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egophiliac · 22 days

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I always though Mal's mom was meant to be like "Eleanor" but they stuck an M at the start honestly, Sobbing Emoji. But "Maleanor" also makes me feel less insane since in that scene where she's just handed egg Malleus to Lilia and went to battle, it sounds more like Lilia is saying "Maleanor" than "Meleanor" (Japanese accent pending). Mayhaps they went more with what it sounded like the characters were saying :0 (we don't talk about Doodle Suit to Paint The Roses)

the transliteration of her name is Marenoa (マレノア), which is what all the voice lines are saying! all the Draconias' names start with マレ (Malleus' grandma is Maleficia/マレフィシア) as a nod to Maleficent. :D it's almost certainly a take on Eleanor, which is Erenoa (エレノア), but her name is written in English at a couple points, and I was pretty surprised to see it was Mel instead of Mal!

and, like, that's fine, it wouldn't be first Twst romanization that's tripped me up (like Keito for Cater, I know that's something to do with the loanword specific to playing cards(?) but it's just not how my brain wants to read it). but now Eng has given us Maleanor! and someone else said it was spelled inconsistently between Maleanor and Maeleanor??????? so WHO KNOWS it's a SPELLING FREE-FOR-ALL

I AM torn on which I want to use, because Mel just sounds so cute to me (and is what I'm used to now), but...the Mal consistency is kinda too good to pass up. alas, alas, truly these are the most difficult conundrums of our times. 😔

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #i...am unsure if maleficia's name gets mentioned pre-part 6 so i'm gonna go overboard on the spoiler tags just in case #i-i just want to be careful okay #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #well if nothing else i'm happy i can stop calling him revaan. that was getting too silly.#and seeing baur finally twigged the reference for me (somewhat embarrassingly late)#me: (looking at a crocodile man whose name is literally written bauru) HMM I JUST DON'T KNOW #(i assume they went with 'baur' instead of 'bauru' to make it more of a reference and less...literally the name of a municipality)#(and also a sandwich according to wikipedia?)#(no actually he should have been bauru that would've been incredible) (sandwich grandpa)#i might call artistic license and use something like 'the briarlands' instead of 'briarland' though if it ever comes up #(it looks like we're going to be leaving the pre-valley timeline soon so it probably won't) (but i just want it on record)#i actually do like it being more unique than just 'briar country/kingdom' but i think the plural adds more of that ~fantasy flair~#...also this is how i find out that trey's magic name is different in eng?#(wow i really do not pay attention huh)#'paint the roses' IS the actual translation of his magic (薔薇を塗ろう) so it's not...COMPLETELY different at least?#i...guess they went for the more immediately obvious reference...? weird

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ijustthinkhesneat · 2 months

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I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’#y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom?#they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

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the-meme-monarch · 2 months

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ut fangames as of late have had a lot of heart to them and they deserve all the praise they get but idk something makes me really defensive when people start saying "it's even Better than the game it's based on" like undertale get behind me

#and like its founded. poeple are usually talking abt how it plays and its mechanics. im just one of those weird autistics thats reall #thats really protective of the source material GDHSHSHDJSB like dont talk about grandpa like that #i kind of bristle at the assertion that ut y is canon. bc no it isnt #it is an incredibly good fangame but it Is a fan game #it especially bothers me when poeple say 'toby even said it was canon' bc no the fuck he didnt ? no he did not #like i think i like tsunderswap more bc its not trying to fill in any blanks if that makes sense #idk my only Real complaint abt ut y is that clover shouldve had more time with toriel #AGAIN UT Y IS #A GOOD GAME. ITS A REALLY GOOD GAME AND DESERVES ALL ITS PRAISE

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abrahamvanhelsings · 2 years

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you know for all that we say book van helsing is nothing at all like popular media van helsing, i gotta say. for a man to proclaim "i shall cut off her head and fill her mouth with garlic, and i shall drive a stake through her body" and spew facts about vampires as though he's faced off against them a hundred times before, and then staying alone in a graveyard through the night to make sure a vampire doesn't get out of her tomb while knowing the bigger, badder vampire is out there and might come to visit. that's pretty hardcore. like sure he is the unhinged kindly grandpa we know and love and you never see that in the movies but also i feel like saying that's all he is undersells him by a mile and a half

#the sheer confidence #btw van helsing telling seward he's gonna stay in the graveyard alone while he's just started to believe vamps are real #and seward saying sure ill go get some sleep then #lmfaooo #dracula daily #proper combination of weird old grandpa and hardcore vampire slayer when. come on. do it for me

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malignedaffairs · 3 months

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Let it be Margit, the Fell.

#elden ring #margit the fell omen #morgott the omen king #my own work #out of all the juicy bits of elden ring you could get brainrot for #my brain chose the weird grandpa in rags #but #HE LOVED NOT IN RETURN FOR HE WAS NEVER LOVED #BUT NEVERTHELESS LOVE IT HE DID #non-uchiha

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months

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Joey: What would I even do with a gun, anyway?

Pa: Shoot people, I presume.

Joey: You WANT me to go out and shoot people?

Pa: Well, no, of course I don’t want you to shoot people. But let’s face it, the Glock nine is neither a hunting rifle nor a Swiss army knife. It’s really only useful for three things; shooting people, shooting paper targets to prepare for shooting people, and ensuring your own safety… by threatening to shoot people.

#submission #Source: Leftover Soup #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #hiveswap #incorrect hiveswap quotes #joey claire #grandpa harley #mod terezi #he cares in his own weird bonked in the head ways #not a very good way but a way nonetheless

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sapphire-drawings · 10 months

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Hey Sapphire!! I have a question about your Adult Webber

How did he end up getting fused with a spider? Is it sort of the same way that the normal Webber did?

Express reply for Beetle lol

In my head it started all the same as the canon but instead of kicking him out, his mother recognized his crying and they realized what happened to their only child

And his dad would be so mad!

By losing this rare spider specimen he also lost the opportunity to be somewhat relevant in the science community (and his child too). Since that day everything changed and Webber grew with little to no affection practically raising themselves, specially from his dad. The only good company being his now own spider.

But I also like to think his grandparents would try their best. Grandpa providing as much books as he could to read together developing a love for literature, also taking his father's entomology and other sciences ones and eventually finding ways to get more growing up. Such a bookworm, but what else would he do, right?

He considers himself a scientist like his dad taking every opportunity to apply everything he read. Not because he was taught.

Soooo yeah, not a good childhood

Does any of this makes sense? Not at all. It's way more logical for them to get rid of him but that's what Au's are for, right????

#He got the scolding of his life #Thanks for showing interest in my weird ass ideas lol #chafi replies #it took me a year and a half to realize there's a photo of Webber's grandpa in his house. Feel so stupid #I've watched the short an insane amount of times #dst au #dst adult webber #dst webber #dst #dont starve #dont starve together

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fatherentropy · 1 year

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I draw height for tES characters based on vibes for the moment but Laury is universally 7′1″

#CWart #The Elder Scrolls #Miraak #Argonian #Skyrim #every day Laury is around Miraak it's like 'oh gee what weird shit is this grandpa I have unfortunate feelings for going to say today'#'oOOP there he goes...'

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nicoscheer · 5 months

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Happy 38th Birthday to our silly idiot Alex Turner

#06/01/2024 #alex turner #happy birthday #to the wonder of you #I can’t with the childlike joy in his eyes #to many many more years of our wonderfully weird grandpa #thank you for making the past one so incredibly wonderful #may he get the biggest cake and wonderful presents #it looks like there’s a pic of just Al before a background on his cake

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godisasimp · 1 year

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Kaslana family

Grandparents

Parents

Kids

Aunt

#this family tree is getting complicated #just letting you know that Sakura (CE) is technically the grandma but i can only use 10 pics (fuck Tumblr am i right ?)#technically kevin is like ancestor but uh fuck that he's grandpa that's enough #also if we take the non main story canon version of him he's also the uncle #but i honestly think that for our sake we'll ignore that #also technically Hare is Cecilia's kid since she was born from her stigma but like that's a bit more complicated #so she's just the weird one out of the kids #i think the Kaslana should chill with the kids tho that's getting absurd #they started with one and ended with five #honkai impact #honkaiposting #honkaimpact3rd #herrscher of the void #honkai kevin #honkai kiana #honkai durandal #theresa apocalypse #kallen kaslana

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yardsards · 1 year

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mostly joking toh theory: amity and emira are both trans girls, and the fact that they got to choose their names themselves is the only reason why neither of them ended up getting named "odalia jr."

#eliot posts #toh #the owl house #amity blight #emira blight #odalia just strikes me as the type of person to name a daughter after herself #i have a couple relatives who named their kids after themselves and it's always seemed so fucking weird to me???#like i cannot imagine being like. hi i'm eliot and this is my son eliot.#honestly thinking about it there's a good chance my dad would've tried to name me after himself if i were amab #my mother wanted to name me axl but i think my dad could've won her over #and either named me after himself #(either his legal name or his nickname‚ which was after an uncle of his bc he was apparently the spitting image of)#or named me after his own father. which would make me the third of my cousin group to bear that name #(though ironically only one of said cousins was named after our grandpa. the other was named after his dad who married in to the family)#also apparently even as an afab baby i was apparently the spitting image of one of those cousins #to the point where my mother told me her first thought upon seeing me after i was born was just ''oh god she looks just like [cousin]''#for an extra layer of Bullshit: vincent cat's name at the shelter was the same as my dad's nickname so i had to change it #bc having a cat with sorta the same name as my dad whom i have a Complicated and Bad relationship with would feel Weird #this is all irrelevant but i just need you to know how batshit the name situation on my dad's side of the family is #my mother's side is mostly uncomplicated except for the surname situation going on #like i have no clue who my mother's maiden name came from and at this point i'm too afraid to ask #but yea since i was afab my given first name was just a random name that my mother thought was pretty #my given middle name tho WAS after a family member #specifically my rich childless aunt on my dad's side #the original plan was just a second random name my mother liked but then i popped out prematurely on that aunt's birthday #so my dad's OTHER sister (who had barged in uninvited to the delivery room) told my mother #''hey it's [childless aunt's] birthday today. she's rich and has no kids. name your child after her and she might help pay for college''#but my chosen name and middle name are unrelated to anyone. just two names i really liked and thought fit me + my gender.

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loathemail · 21 days

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Lesgy............

#Aspen originals #inscryption #leshy inscryption #he's like my weird grandpa

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columboscreens · 10 months

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columbo - death hits the jackpot

#columbo #season 10 #death hits the jackpot #10x04 #shiny #he is so handsome in this one #peak grandpa #no bad hair dye. no weird fillers or anything #just him

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