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anadiasmount · 3 months

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just a small blurb, y/n tries the pheromone perfume and tried to leave the house, but jude won’t let her

IVE SEEN THIS PERFUME GO VIRAL ON TIKTOK!!! 🤭 i didnt proofread so hope it isn’t to bad 😵‍💫

like always, you made plans last minute with girls to go out for dinner and drinks. you weren’t in that much of a mood to go out because you felt the need to stay home and be warm bc of the cold weather. but you also knew you had not seen them in so long and a night out was what you deserved together.

you quickly turned on your getting ready playlist and go ready. you didn’t know whether it was bc it was last minute but as soon as you saw your hair and makeup eating, it was go time. nothing had creased or spread and your blowout just looked so professionally done you felt a bubble of excitement grow in your tummy.

“babe a package came!” jude screamed out running to the room and placing it on your vanity, quickly placing a kiss on your shoulder then running back out to play video games. you opened it quickly, more excitement running through your veins as you saw the viral PH perfume come into view.

it didn’t smell like anything to you, shrugging and putting it on the side as you finished small details, brushing away any extra powder, applying lip gloss and making sure no flyaways were seen. you dressed quickly and placed some jewelry to finish the look. you decided to try the perfume quickly spritzing it on your neck, wrists and and chest, rubbing so the scent would last longer.

jude was in the living room playing whatever video game he was, talking loudly over the headset. he wore a black tight compression shirt and some grey sweats, leaning back on the chair as he stared into the monitor. you grab your boots and zip them up, walking over to where jude was.

“i’m leaving, babe! i’ll be home early so we can watch money heist again,” you say kissing his cheek and walking away. “okay baby-” jude cut himself off, smelling the air, a sweet and flowery scent overtaking his senses. he was drawn to it, like a spell that would be impossible to overturn. he looked over to you, following the scent that lingered in the air.

not only was he drawn by the perfume but also how gorgeous you looked to be going out. you turned around startled when you saw jude facing you with a frown. “come here,” he said motioning with his finger to come closer. you furrowed your brows in confusion but doing as he said.

he leaned down to smell your neck, feeling the tip of his nose brush against your sweet spot making you giggle and push him away. “jude stop! what happened?” you ask with a smile, still slightly confused why he was frowning. “babe, you smell so good. is that a new perfume?” jude asks, grabbing your wrist to smell it.

“yes, that was the package that came in”.

jude couldn’t tell why, but this perfume was different from the other ones you owned. he could smell it from miles away, it smelled rich and heavenly, going perfectly with you and your scent. this perfume didn’t make him feel dizzy or anything that he couldn’t tolerate, it smelled made just for you and only you.

“do you like it? apparently it supposed to fit with your body’s ph. honestly i couldn’t really smell it so i don’t how to take your reaction as a compliment or if i should go take a shower…” you joke, seeing his eyes soften and walk to you. “it smells so good, like really really good y/n… are you really gonna go out?” he muffled hands going around your waist stopping you from going anywhere.

jude didn’t want anyone else smelling you like this. a rush of jealousy waving over him at any man approaching you and complimenting you bc of the scent. if he liked it he knew other people would too. which is why he was making any excuses for you not to go. “sorry jude but i promised i’d go,” you try to let go of his grip but he only pulled you closer.

“you’re not going. not when you smell this good. i don’t want any men falling in love with you because of it,” jude states his ground, watching your eyebrows twist in a “are you serious way?”. “jude it’s just the girls and i, im going and that’s final,” you scoff.

“no you’re not. you’re staying here with me watching money heist like you said. tell the girls to come here,” jude suggested making you laugh. “jude it’s just a perfume,” you say watching his eyes go crazy as he sees you twisting the knob. “uh where are you going?”

“to dinner! why are you being so weird,” you said, stopping your movements, feeling goosebumps as you felt the cold air from outside. “because that perfume will drive others crazy and they will come talk to you,” jude says walking over to shut the door and put his back against it making you laugh again. “you’re not serious right?”

“just stay here with me? it’s cold and you can get sick…”

“i wish i could believe i wish i could, but i haven’t seen them in so long. plus i didn’t get ready for nothing,” you say walking over to him and tip toeing to reach his height. “i’ll come back straight home to my sexy bf who’ll be waiting for me,” you say kissing his lips lovingly.

“yeah there’s no way you’re going now, and leaving me like this, princess.”

#judey thoughts 5️⃣#jude bellingham #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham blurb #jude bellingham imagine

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sunny-mercya · 3 months

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Nightlife Drive

Poly! Billy Loomis & Stu Macher x Male Reader

Fandom -> Scream 1996

Requested by -> Anon

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Summer this year had been nasty hot and dry, leaving the air throughout the day like a cough. The Nights though, they were filled with humidity and more than once occasionally cool breeze—which gushed through and making up for the sweaty days.

It's summer nights—the late nights of midnight till dawn—like these, which are meant for a casual stroll or drive on the empty streets and city. It was a vibe of its own, an aesthetic of atmosphere to an unexplainable feeling to experience at least once in life.

The Radio—the local station had a field trip with tonights playlist, playing songs from Blondie, Madonna, Michale Jackson and so on—was turned up on full volume, blasting the current song of Murder on the dance floor and right next up, they said, ABBA's Dancing Queen would be played—and if they then played Footloose too, the party mood of tonight would be perfect.

Winning Stu over to dance with you to the current songs, was rather easy as he too—just like yourself—liked to dance. You tried to pull Billy in as well, knowing from experience he was capable of dancing, but he swatted you playfully away and setting out your guys late night order from Pizza-Hut on the picknick table.

It had been Stu who had the idea of this little trip. He wanted another nights out as the last one had been too long ago—actually that was two weeks ago, but Stu liked to make it a bit more exaggerated than necessary—thus Stu had whined about it all weeks to you and Billy till you both carved in.

So now, here you were with your two boyfriends, on top of one of those sightseeing hills, after driving a bit around through vast streets—where the view over Los Angles, Angel City it had been nicknamed—part of the State you belong to and call home—was magnificent and breathtaking as ever, with nights sky—heavenly filled with stars—and the many lights, like little dots, from the City which illuminate it like fairy dust.

Billy sipped on his cold cola, smiling at the sight of you dancing. Just seeing you and Stu so cheerful carefree, was like a drug of relaxation for him—lifting stress from his shoulders, Billy didn't realise he had.

Besides school and planning the heist of an upcoming legacy slaughter, nights like these were the best and to be cherished—just like the mornings after sex.

»C'mon loser's, get your asses over here and eat the Pizza«

Stu was the first, almost skipping towards the table and instantly started to devour the food. You on the other hand twirled around one last time, swaying your hips to the beat of song, which nears its end and fading out, before you sat down at the table too.

»Next time we're getting Burgers«

»No way Stu, it's gonna be Pizza again«

»I might agree on Pizza with [Nickname], but I'm more a man for Pasta«

»How about, the next time we're having a nights out, we're getting all three?« they both agreed to your suggestions.

~~~

It's way past midnight now, the clock nearing its 4AM mark. The temperature had gone down and up here on the hill, the cool air of night did felt a bit freezing.

Laying onto a thick fluffy blanket under the starry filled sky, in between the arms—which engulfed you as if you're a Teddy bear—of Billy and Stu, was yet another indescribably feeling.

»How about, once we finished Highschool, we're doing a long ass road trip through California all the way to wherever you wish?« suggested Billy in a whisper, pecking the corner of your lips with his own.

»Sounds like a damn good plan, love«

Because a road trip through the states is such a wishful high fantasy dream—of a long forgotten decade in a past you felt nostalgic romantic about it—that you really looked forward to it, to make it actually happen.

#male reader #x male reader #fanfiction #malereader #oneshot #xmalereader #billy loomis #poly! billy and stu x male reader #stu macher #poly! billy loomis & stu macher x male reader #billy and stu x male reader #scream x male reader #scream #scream 1996 #thanks for the request!#anon request

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msfantasy-anime · 11 months

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Something Stupid

Izuku Midoriya x Reader

Summary: Deku is in love with a villainess and says something stupid

Warning: Aged up, Deku is an adult hero, Smut, Minors DNI, profanities, manipulative, BJ, face riding, domination, sub Deku, squirting, dumbification

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Cat and mouse is how you’d describe your relationship with Deku.

You would commit a crime.

He would chase you.

You would escape.

At first you hated him. That green freckled do-gooder always getting in the way of your next pay day. Ever since Deku stepped in, your burglary success has gone down quite dramatically.

You’re not quite sure when it happened, but one day you started to look forward to seeing that irritating crystal green eyes stare back at you with that intense ferocity he always did.

The way his muscles clenched around your form when he tried to pin you down.

The positions he’d put you in to stop squirming out of his grasp.

The commands he’d call would make you melt ever so slightly.

Your not quite sure when it happened. All you know is that one day you wanted to be trapped under those muscular arms, pinned into an impossible position as he make commands whilst pounding into your tight little hole.

There was something just oh so delicious about it all.

Corrupting the international hero everyone loved.

What would they think of their precious Deku sweating and whimpering under the devious villain as she milks him of all his essence?

These are the dirty thoughts that plague your mind regularly.

But atlas this is just a mere fantasy.

Deku would never sink to that level.

You will always remain at arms length… or so you thought.

It was just like every other night, you had stolen a precious relic and here is god-damn-Deku to save the god-damn-day.

This night you were really hoping not to see him.

You were holding The Koh-i-Noor, the maharaja had secretly commissioned you to steal the diamond from the English Sovereignty Exhibit which is hosted in Japan. This isn’t just some random pay-day, this is a middle finger directly to the English monarch and there was no way Deku is going to ruin this heist for you.

“I’ll give you one chance to return the diamond, do it now, or I won’t go easy on you.” Deku exclaims as electricity whips off his form. A playful gasp escapes your lips at his threat.

“Oh silly Deku, I’ll never want you to go easy on me. I’ll always want you to take me the hard way~” You coo as you dash across the roof onto the next.

“Must you flirt with every hero? I’m being serious, you’ve gone too far this time.” His teeth clench making his jawline taut in that way that makes you swoon inside.

“Now, now, don’t be jealous. My flirtatious are reserved for yours truely.” You turn around and flash him a cheeky smile and avoid his narrow kick into your frame. “Why would I flirt with anyone else? Your the only one I want to be pretzeled under your heavenly thighs.”

Making a mad dash for the staircase you make haste for the fire exit only to be pushed down onto the concrete below your feet. You splay flat across the floor as you take the impact of your fall, quickly kneeing into the ground ready to take off at a mad speed again, only for Deku to grab your head and push it back down.

You hold your arm out-stretched placing the diamond as far away from Dekus’ reach, back arching, hips high in the air. You feel Deku press his hand down onto your neck from behind to prevent your escape. His fingers stretched out the the relic you are holding onto in sheer desperation. You lock your legs around Deku and push your hips back into him to create some distance from the relic.

Deku groans as your ass slides across his crotch, his fingers quickly fleeting to wrap tightly around your hips and he unconsciously pulls your hips harshly back into his crotch once again.

A sudden blush shoots across your face.

Utter shock shrouds you as you finally feel and hear Dekus’ arousal.

More than that, he actually grabbed your hips and pressed it into his bludge for a second feel.

A sly grin spreads across your face as you lean over and look over your shoulder to see an very pink and embarrassed Deku pulling away from you.

“Oh god, oh my god, I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.” Panic fills him as he crumbles at his pathetic actions. “I can’t believe I just did that! Im so sorry!”

He falls back on his butt as you slowly rise onto your hands and knees, slowly crawling towards him like a hungry jaguar. “Oh Deku, you naughty boy!” Your laughter was teasing. Crawling between his legs, you begin to straddle him and continue your teasing taunts. “I can’t believe our precious hero just pressed his fat bulge into a villains ass, what would your fans think?” He began to whimper at your words as you began to slowly rut against his hips.

“I-I- d-didn’t mean too!”

You smile a the pitiful display beneath you. Deku looking incredibly pitiful as his hands wrap around your hips once again to add extra friction to your rutting. He begs for forgiveness whilst he is still whimpering and pressing his harden bulge against you. “My precious Deku, why are you lowering yourself to rubbing up against a villain? Are you not taking care of your needs properly?” He gives a shameful nod as he diverts his gave downwards. “There’s no need to be embarrassed, I’ll happily take care of you, just sit back and relax.”

Sliding off his lap you free his member from his suit, cupping his balls you rub them expertly in your hands, earning you an explicit moan. “Oh my, I didn’t realise how severe this case would be. You poor thing.” You wrap your hand around his raging boner and begin to slowly stroke him as you lock your eyes onto him. Placing his tip to your lips you give the smallest of licks. Deku rolls his head back and groans at the sensation. “I want you to look me in my eyes when I suck your cock for the first time.” He rolls his head back and looks at you.

Mouth widening, your mouth sinks on his veiny boner earning your Dekus s’ precious whimpers. Nose touching you pull your mouth back as Deku throws his head back once against, clutching the back of your neck, continuing to guide yourself along his shaft.

This was fun.

Your imagination could not have prepared you for the delicious sight before you. Your precious hero, clutching desperately at your hair, his face turning an impossible pink. His teeth gritting in desperation as you suck away at his weeping cock.

“Please- haft cum.” You nod and hum in agreement. Deku moans at the sight, his chest heaving heavy breathes. His muscles clench under the pleasure of it all as he releases his load down your throat. Swallowing eagerly you lick his tip collecting the final bead of cum adorning his shaft.

“You make me feel so hot, I’ve always dreamt of riding that gorgeous face of yours, do you mind?” Delirious from his unloading, he slides onto his back, waving for you to join.

Freeing your self from your confines you lower yourself slowly to Deku. He grabs your meaty thighs in haste and slams you into his mouth. Rolling your body down into his mouth you lull your head back at the sensation. His slimy tongue encircling your swollen clit, he sucks and nips at your box as you continue to ride his face. A warm sensation spreads across your thighs and crawls slowly up your abdomen.

“Deku your tongue feels so fucking good!” You praise, pressing your hips into his mouth. “Too fucking good!” You moan as a coil tightens in your tummy. Your so close to the edge. “Lemme ride your dick, I wanna ride your dick.” You whine as your squirm on top of his tongue. His fingers press bruises into your thighs, locking your pussy onto his face. “Mh-!” The coil in your stomach snaps releasing heat across your body.

Shuddering, Deku pulls his mouth away from your box and flips you onto your back. He grabs your ankles and drags your form to line himself up. He presses his tip to your slit and slides it along your sopping core. “Do you want me to fuck you?” He asks.

It was funny.

Too funny to hear the dirty words ‘fuck’ falling from his mouth and it was too funny that he’d had asked such a stupid question. A heavy laughter erupts from your lips at the absurdity of his words.

“Yes Deku. Incase you didn’t notice, I’m absolutely wet for you.” That’s all he needed to hear. Slamming his fat shaft down your tight slit. You choke on a moan as he bottoms your tight hole.

“S-s-so good.” He exclaims as he continues to pound into your weeping hole.

This scene was filthy.

You laying on your back as Japans number one hero holds you by your ankles, slamming his hard cock mercilessly into your sweet gummy cunt.

The cacophony of moans and groans that escape each other as you rut mindlessly into into one another, searching desperately for your highs. Using each other unapologetically.

Deku presses the back of your thighs into your torso as he begins to slam into you. The new angle pressing his thick dick into that sweet sponge spot. “Oh fuck Deku- your cock feels so fucking good, mh gonna fucking cum on you. Mh gonna cum.” You whimper as his tip rubs desperately against your special spot.

“Mh sorry- haft cum. Pulling out.” Your hands wrap around his arm, pressing painfully into his flesh.

“Don’t you fucking dare pull out.” You threaten, as your back arches, head throwing back at the coil retightening.

“Hafta cum- sorry!” Deku pulls out with a second to spare spraying his hot cum all over your stomach with a defeated groan.

Anger fills you as your orgasm rescinds back. You push Deku onto his back and straddle him. “Naughty boy! If you just came in me I would’ve had the best orgasm and could’ve just taken a pill!” A shameful blush cross his face and you begin to line up his member and slide down.

“Ah too sem-sensitive.” He squirms pitifully beneath you.

“Good!” You bite back viciously, as your hips slam down his lap at a delectable speed. His shaft rubbing against your sponge spot once again. Your orgasm is fast approaching. Looking down at Deku, he continues to mewl and squirm under your ferocious sex. “What is it?!”

“Too-too much!” He whines.

“Want me to stop?” He sniffles and shakes his head.

“Good. Then be a good little bottom and let me fuck you dumb.” A small cry escapes him at your words.

Poor precious pathetic little Deku. Whining how it’s too much, but moaning and rutting against your slick sex. It’s all too much. Seeing your precious little hero howling at the overstimulation. His eyes rolling back, the slight dribble that is escaping his mouth. Swear dripping down him.

It was so fucking unbelievably hot.

Your coil snaps harshly, a fire spreads ruthlessly across your abdomen making you come undone too fast. “Fuck!” You scream.

You coat Deku in your essence, your stickiness dripping down his thighs. The feeling of your fluttering walls clenching intoxicatingly. He looks up at your o face making him cream instantly on the spot.

Your hips slow to a halt as you come down from your high.

Both breathing heavily you roll off to his side and press a wet kiss to his lips, he leans into your mouth desperately.

“That- that was the best sex I’ve ever had.”

“Thank you.” You whisper pressing another kiss into his cheek. “Same here.”

You tiredly move to stand only for your legs to wobble as you stand. You fix your costume and pick up the diamond once again you give Deku a small wave.

“Your not leaving already are you?” You swear Deku looked almost upset, but his voice remained neutral.

“Hafta- I can’t let you arrest me for a rightful crime” You pause looking at Deku one last time. “Don’t look so upset my little lamb- you’ll see me again I promise.”

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“How could Japans number one hero let a low class villain escape with our precious diamond!” The museums director is sweating and yelling angrily. The hero’s representative sigh and message their temples.

“A heros protection does not guarantee any outcomes. We will investigate this matter and provide a incident report.” The directors fist slams into the table.

“Screw your incident report! I paid a lot of money for your failure of a service- oh Y/n! Thank goodness you are here!” Deku looks up at the familiar figure entering the room holding a tablet and one hand. “What does the security footage show?!”

His heart sinks in his chest.

“The feeds show Deku pursing the thief only for the cameras to malfunction soon after- IT confirms its impossible to retrieve further data.” The directors vein pops from his head, teeth clenching together an angry hiss escapes his lips.

“Get this useless hero out of here! I should’ve just hired Dynamight to begin with!”

“Director~ if I may. Deku saw and fought the villain himself. It would be best if Deku investigates the incident further rather than involving a second party in-“

“Non-sense. Dynamight has done excellent work for us in the past, the one time he wasn’t available for service this goes and happens.” The director grabbed the woman’s hands and began stroking it. “My dear Y/n I’m so sorry. I know how hard you worked on curating the English Sovereignty Exhibit only for some low life to come in and ruin all your hard work.”

“Fear not Director, I have full faith Deku will solve-“

“No! Deku, your fired! We are locking down the museum and contracting Dynamight first thing in the morning! Y/n my dear, please attend tomorrows contract meeting, I would like you to provide a report to Dynamight on the Koh-i-noor, please ensure you provide a full analysis on its significance and who may want it.”

The director takes his leave with his secretary in tow. You look towards a defeated Deku seeing his representative give him a small pay. “Head up, we can’t always win. Meet me in the car when your ready, we will drop you home.” She gives Deku a small smile and takes her jacket leaving you two in the room.

“I’m sorry for-“

“No need to be sorry my little lamb.” Deku whips his head up instantly, looking at your face his eyes drinking into your grinning face. You had placed a finger to your lips and point to the camera before moving your hand out in front of you. “I’m sorry things had to end this way. Thank you for your services, I trust we can continue working together another time.” She says teasingly.

Deku shakes her hand, feeling a small chip being pressed into his palm. She yanks his arms forward, leaning into his ear she whispers. “Hold onto our tape for me.”

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kimbap-r0ll · 11 months

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Hi Kimbap!! It's been a while since I requested but i'm glad your askbox is open again!! Youre always writing so much it's amazing! Hope it's ok to ask for a Chrollo x reader where she is very angelic and holy but she's also an assasin, and sings to lure in and captivate her victims, she always has small cherubins around her and it's not clear if she's actually human or not, what would he think?

Thanks in advance i hope it's not too complicated!!!

Hi, thank you for the ask and for enjoying my writing! This is an interesting ask, it was a lot of fun to write for, I stuck with headcanons for this one, hope you enjoy!

Chrollo x assasin!reader - angelic disguise

I would say for Chrollo the reason why he first fell for you was because of your skills as an assassin. He knew about your ability from rumors that floated around from the mafia he was targeting. Someone was apparently beautiful, untainted by blood yet that was all a guise of someone so good at killing they were called the "heavenly reaper"

He met you by accident, the two of you happened to be waiting for the same mafia boss that night. He was at a high-end club with you and you were posing as the mafioso's date. Chrollo sensed you weren't just any random person, so he kept an eye on you and followed you after the club to the alley ways. That was where he first heard your voice

To start off, the only reason it didn't really affect Chrollo was probably because of a condition on your nen, but it was interesting to watch. He was at a distance, but he could clearly see the little cherubins around you. It was a little funny seeing the mafia boss so helpless, someone who used to rule a city, die at the hands of someone so easily

"Well done" Chrollo said, clapping slowly as he approached you. Of course, you weren't expecting anyone but you knew Chrollo was around. "What do you want?" you ask, standing up from your latest victim who was bleeding out on the floor and cursing you

Chrollo won't ask for you to join the troupe but he'll compliment your abilities. If you two happen to be from Meteor City, you'll know who he is since the troupe is so popular. However, Chrollo jokes that the next time he sees you he'll want to see your ability again (basically he wants to take it)

However, the next time you two meet up it will be pretty casual, more like a small talk in a book cafe and you two didn't recognize each other for some reason. After exchanging phone numbers and hanging out for a while, you will likely have to confess to him first.

It is after all of this and maybe one date that you guys realize "Oh, you're y/n from that night!" It's a little funny, yet the two of you somehow hit it off (go you!). He does like that you seem to target mafia bosses since it makes his job easier, however he'll warn that you shouldn't try targeting the troupe or you won't last for long

Will he take your ability? He might try, but you'll just have to keep your guard up. Does he ask about your nen a lot or your background? Yes. He's naturally a curious person, so you'll have to power through most of his lowkey too-personal questions haha

He loves it when you sing by the way, it could be during a car ride or perhaps if you happen to be in the mood for some songs while hanging out with him in wherever he happens to be staying for the next heist. You two should duet one day (though Chrollo might not be the best singer haha)

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh x reader #hxh headcanons #hxh imagines #hxh scenarios #chrollo #chrollo x reader #phantom troupe #phantom troupe x reader #anon ask

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spacedoutman · 2 months

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【𝕻𝖞𝖌𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖓 | 𝕬 𝖐𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖚】

(𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 1)

Description: Kiss—A name worthy for the gang who kissed everything goodbye for money, thrills and most of all, to go out in a blaze of glory.

Y/N, a once aspiring actor not only struggles to find their place in all of it, but to save their husband, Paul Stanley, whose desperate to be saved as his feet sink deeper in the mud with each robbery and heist.

Morals are not only tested, but wrecked. Will the members turn on each other before they can even catch a breath or can they work together to deter the cops for just a few days longer? Will one slip up or wrong turn on the road lead to everyone filled with led and their corpses displayed proudly on poster cards?

Can you and Paul lie to each other and pretend that everything’s okay and that none of this is happening?

♥ Paul Stanley x Reader

Note: I'm very new to using Y/N so if it's a bit funny let me know please! I also moved the era up to the 30s. I have so much planned for this fanfiction and I appreciate all of your support MILLIONSSS!!!~~<3

I know Gene won the poll, but when I thought in depth about it, x Paul would open up a lot more doors in this circumstance. Promise I'll do a G x reader though! This fanfic is gonna go a lot of places and I couldn't be more excited for it (or maybe make Gene a mob boss who knows)

Hope you enjoy it as much as I do! Thank you for reading <3

Warnings: None

𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 2 / 𝖆𝖔3

Silence eased in. Just like her presence. The piano slowed as her face, framed by tight, heavenly curls conquered the screen. Her eyes flitted down. She tensed. A frown painted on her thin lips. Tears welled in her lifeless eyes, sparkling like a lake under the evening sun. Her long, full lashes could’ve hit her cheek. A tear ran down her face, leaving a line in her blush.

Your heart sped up. You leaned close as you could get without hitting the seat in front of you. Tears barreled down your face. Your mother laid a hand on your shoulder, gently pulling you back. Your gleaming eyes were wide and alert. Your mouth hung open. “Y/N.” Your mother’s soft voice filled your ears. “Sit back.”

Your eyes followed the woman, who raced through the black and white mansion like it was some sort of dance. She snatched a suited man’s sleeve. He looked down with a flat gaze as she yanked it over and over with everything she could muster. The burning light from the massive window behind her touched her edges. She glowed like a jewel. Her lips moved. The excited piano spoke for her.

‘Don’t you want something else? Something other than to leave me here to rot?’

White words in a thin frame pasted across a black screen before the man looked down. He frowned. His brows slightly furrowed. He breathed as quick as a rabbit ran. Run he did. He tore away. She stumbled, clutching her chest and toppling into the silk curtains. How you could tell? The way they shone. He stared as she hugged the cloth like it was keeping her from falling. To where? Who knew.

Her legs trembled and buckled. She buried her face in her large fur coat and collapsed. The piano calmed as the screen faded to black. You tugged your mom’s sleeve. “Mom.” You whispered sharply, furrowing your brows tightly. Your mother looked down, her eyes widened a little. “Those curtains are silk.”

“They could be anything, dear. Enjoy the movie.”

Your mother looked up. You tugged her sleeve harder. Her eyes fell. “Do you think I’ll ever be her??”

“Quiet down.” She gently pat your head. “Now, what do you mean by that?”

“Do you think I can be where she is?”

“On the silver screen?” Your mother’s face softened as she looked out. You nodded quickly. Your mother glanced. “Well, you’ve got to be at the right place at the right time. It also depends mostly on who you know.”

“But I could do it nonetheless, couldn’t I?”

“I believe you could.”

Your head calmed like a still sea. The piano faded. Quiet chatter whispered in its place. Your eyes drifted to the screen. Your mother pulled her handbag from beside her and stood up. You looked down. “Dear.” Your eyes widened, shooting to your mother. She smiled softly, holding her bag close. She rested her hand on your shoulder. You couldn’t stop yourself from smiling. Your heart sped up.

“I know you can.”

1931.

Cool mist touched your neck. Roses flooded your lungs like an ocean. You breathed deeply and gave it another good spray. The fancy flower-shaped bottle sat cozy in your palm as you slipped it on your vanity. The little liquid left inside settled in the very bottom. You pulled the necklace from between your lips and put it on.

You fiddled with the clip for what felt like years—all while your reflection judged you. You sighed. A little more perfume. You couldn’t wipe away your smile. What was it even for? You leaned forward. You turned a bit. Your blush was symmetrical. You tilted your chin and applied a little more red to your lips. Your eye twitched.

Your eyeliner wasn’t close to symmetrical by a long shot. Another deep breath. The smell of roses eased your fried nerves. Copper pennies strung evenly around your neck, shining like gold. You fixed your dress collar just one more time before cupping your tight waves. “Wonderful.” You sighed tiredly as you laid back in the wooden chair like it was a bed.

You stopped yourself from laying a hand over your eyes.

Your chest caved as you let out every bit of air left in your lungs. Silence was as golden as cash and as golden as the ring on your finger. You smiled warmly.

“Treasure?”

A voice soft as moonlight interrupted. You slid off the chair, hopping up and rushing through the bedroom. You reached out. The door eased open. There he was. Your heart fluttered in your chest like a bird. Joy washed through your head like it was the first time you met. You swore there wasn’t a moment love held those large, exhausted brown eyes captive.

You melted in his arms, sinking in his chest like butter. He leaned into you. One hand rested gently on the back of your head, the other on your waist. His touch turned that joy into pure ecstasy. He rested his chin on your head. You snuggled into his mud-caked red checkered shirt and overalls. The stench of sweat and probably pig shit scorched your nose. You fought yourself to breathe.

“I’m so sorry.” You murmured. He swept the flat cap off his head, letting it hit the floor. “I.. I still get overwhelmed by your presence.”

You stepped back. There was no way in hell you’d pull your eyes away from his. His little smile turned to a shining airy grin. “I’d have it no other way.” He cupped your hands. The moment your palms touched, you swore a bit of electric buzzed. You popped up, planting a long kiss on Paul’s soft lips. You still felt his smile under yours.

“Ready for bed?” You said softly, pulling away. He chuckled.

“I’ve got to get changed.” He sighed lightheartedly. “If I move wrong, the mud’s gonna fall off.”

You waved your hand dismissively. “Don’t take long.” You playfully corrected.

“And what if I do?” He cooed, tapping your nose.

“Then I’ll be asleep when you get in here.” You smirked. His gaze somehow got softer.

“I knew I had to see you.” His voice lowered barely over a loving whisper. “You’re a blessing.”

“I could say the same for you.”

Your gaze intoxicated him. His gaze herded every worry from your soul. It was like you stood in front of him at the altar all over again. He lightly wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closer tan peas in a pod. You laid your hands on his chest, closing your eyes. His heartbeat surrounded you like an echo. You swore you didn’t need anything else.

“Don’t you need a new necklace?” He teased. Your lips fell to the corner of his mouth.

“I need my Stanley to come back to bed.” You purred. “Tell him that I’ll come down with a belt if he pushes it.”

Paul giggled. “I’m surprised it took you that long to use your mother’s perfume.” He combed his hand over your hair, careful not to mess it up. “What are you all dolled up for anyway?”

“I don’t know. You usually don’t come home this early.”

“Treasure. It’s almost midnight.”

You clutched him, shutting your eyes tightly. “You.. don’t come home till’ Sunday, if even.” You faltered, gloom leaking in. “I wish I could see you more often. I’d do anything.” Paul closed his eyes. He squeezed you.

“I’m working for it. We’ll be together before we know it.”

The words crawled to the top of your throat. You held your breath for a split second.

“You don’t get paid.”

“Seeing you is enough.” He forced in a sprinkle of joy.

“Seeing you is enough for me too. But we can’t live this. You and I both know it.”

“Once I get enough, we’ll be in the city before you know it.” His hand ran down your back, stopping midway. “And before you know it.. you’ll be on the silver screen. Just like you always wanted.”

#kissblr #kiss band #kiss army #kissfan #kiss fanfiction #paul stanley #bank robbery #gangsters #1930s au #alternate universe #fanfic #writers on tumblr #ace is a farmer #I am North Carolinian so including some folk shit is a joy of mine

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digitaldoeslmk · 7 months

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So after the first special what happens in your season one? Red Son not going to be a villain so it’s up to only Pif,DBK and whatever Red Son left them. Though something tells me that the help got to modify DBK armor is going to be important for later.

Well that's the thing, after the special, S1 is almost a full overhaul ajhdajdbdhdw not to mention the later seasons, i rly did take the ol' hammer to them xD

it would be too long to explain all the changes. most surface stuff stays the same, i rly like S1 for the small episodic stories we get and the lower stakes. i do overhaul the Spider Queen/LBD overarching plot and Macaque's introduction.

my au has instead the whole cannibalism deal as an overarching plot. MK still trains in FFM with the monkeys there and occasionally Wukong or one of his clones, but he also has to go around with Red Son to recover bits of himself that slipped into the underground black market, which does eventually leads to the S1 finale.

though because Red Son is a celestial agent and MK is basically a nepo baby, the celestial realm heist is more about avoiding all the heavenly court trying to congratulate or pay respects to them to yknow, save Megapolis in time. at least the Gold Star of Venus is a champ and trooper and helps everyone out!

however there's the inter-season plot of well, what the fuck is up with MK being a celestial monkey?? that one is mostly on Red Son's ballcourt, as when he tells Guanyin about the whole incident, she makes him responsible for investigating the missing uuuh, feast ingredients but since he found out about MK's monkey form very early on, he goes to investigate if well, anyone in the celestial court knew about that. which leads to a whole sprawling rabbit hole involving the Diyu, Macaque and the other celestial monkeys, heavenly bureocracy, time distortion, red herrings, a couple missing dragons and a whole web of people missing memories and records of events.

sorry i have so many thoughts in my nogging, i need more directed questions to give a more detailed answer than this TvT

#lmk au #by the book au

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the-dumpster-fire-of-life · 1 year

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Ekko x reader fluff please!

(Hey, sorry this took sometimes but here ya go! Enjoy!)

EKKO X READER FLUFF

Let's say you both had known each other since you were kids

You both were stuck to each other like glue

You were taken in by Vander, Benzo was his best friend who taken in Ekko

You, Powder and Ekko had been best friends

Until the heist and death happened

Powder left and in came Jinx

But you and Ekko stood together

You both made the firelights

And eventually got together

Happiest time of your life

You had Ekko

That was all you needed

You helped each other when the other needed it

Crying or hugs, you both always helped

He always is by your side on missions with the firelights

Afraid of you being harmed

Whenever you are walking around the lanes?

His hand is resting on your waist or the small of your back

Hugs from behind from Ekko?

Top tier

Forehead kisses, cheek kisses or even regular kisses feel like your being pulled to heaven

You get the honors of sitting on the bathroom counter, Ekko standing between your legs as you do his face paint

It's always hard though because you both keep laughing

With a lot of fumbles and falls he helped you learn how to ride a hoverboard at the start

You both run around doing anything with the kids of the community

You liked jumping on his back, he always yelped when you did it

You found it funny

Ekko seemed to always be there

Through the good and the bad

In arguments he never raised his voice

No matter how mad he got he never did

Sleeping in the same bed at night?

Heavenly

He likes hugging you when you both are sleeping

It's like a big bear hug

You feel like you can't breathe but can and don't want to

I don't know how to explain it

He gives the best gifts

Even handmade stuff

Wanna know why it's the best?

Because he didn't buy it

He spent the time finding the parts AND making it

For you?

Yup

He doesn't mind the time, your smile is always worth it

If you have long hair or short hair you better believe he is running his fingers through it

He lets you help him do his hair at times

He loves you but if you mess up he's never letting you near it again

His hair is so cool though

You both like hanging out in the tree branches at the top of the big tree in the hide out

Reading or just taking a nap its the best

You help him plan out missions

Sitting at his desk, in his lap ass you both try and find the safest way for it

You have any tattoos?

Loves them no matter what they are

They're works of art to him

You have any scars?

Loves them

Wants to know the story behind them, if you'll tell him if you are comfortable with telling

He thinks they tell you survived whatever you went through

Have any siblings?

He helps take care of them

They probably eventually like him better than you at one point

You both at one point got bored one day and found a stick and poke

Gave each other their own little tattoo

Mornings always are the hardest

Because you have to pray yourself out if his arms

Not even because you have to

Because he has a legit death grip

Boy is strong as hell

But you love it

So does he

Amazing couple goals

#arcane #arcane ekko #ekko arcane #jinx arcane #powder arcane #arcane powder #arcane imagines #arcane one shot #ekko x reader #arcane x reader #arcane jinx #request

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plant-guy-writes · 10 months

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cOUGH can i get some nsfw headcanons w/ hoxton ? thank youuuu

Hoxton NSFW headcanon

(Sorry this took so long friend, I’m still getting my bearings with writing so forgive me if it’s a bit crap. Hope you enjoy!)

> Just as he’s loud at work he’s loud in bed, the Brit is of the opinion that your partner should always know just how good they’re make you feel.

> Gentle but mean Dom, he will bully a good few orgasms out of you before calling it quits and cleaning up for the night.

>His number one priority is to get you off at lest once before he can even consider his own pleasure, it makes him feel so proud when he watches you go stumbling over the edgy, knowing he’s the one making you feel so good.

>Prefers being able to see his darlings face, his favourite position is the ever classic missionary. Watching you come apart at the seams gives him a heavenly sense of pleasure that nothing can match.

>Is absolutely obsessed with overstimulation, if the pillow is not soaked with your tears then he’s not doing it right.

> Relentless and insatiable in regards to getting you off especially after a high octane heist, he needs to get the adrenaline out and what better way then fucking his partner brain dead ay ?

#gender neutral reader #male reader #payday x reader #payday 2 #payday hoxton #x reader

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paradiserots · 4 months

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— INTRODUCING , 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐎 .

* ◟ : 〔 manny jacinto , cis-man + he/him 〕 BENITO “BENNY” AVELLINO , some say you’re a THIRTY-THREE YEAR OLD lost soul among the neon lights. known for being both ENTHRALLING and FRAUDULENT , one can’t help but think of FROM EDEN by HOZIER when you walk by. are you still a PRIEST / REPLICANT at ST. ANTHONY OF PADUA CHURCH , even with your reputation as the THE TEMPTATION ? i think we’ll be seeing more of you and A SILVER TONGUE AND SERPENTINE SMILE , AN ARSENAL OF SECRETS GIVEN THROUGH CONFESSIONALS , ACTING IN THE NAME OF A GOD YOU NO LONGER BELIEVE IN , although we can’t help but think of SUGURU GETO (JUJUTSU KAISEN) , BERLIN (MONEY HEIST) , TOMMY CARCETTI (THE WIRE) whenever we see you down these rainy streets.

— STATS .

FULL NAME . benito avellino NICKNAMES . benny BIRTHDAY . october 12th AGE . thirty-three GENDER . cis-man PRONOUNS . he/him ORIENTATION . pansexual panromantic FAMILY . ? OCCUPATION . priest @ st. anthony of padua church MARKINGS/TATTOOS . none PIERCINGS . none HEIGHT . 5’11

— PERSONALITY . POSITIVE TRAITS . x NEGATIVE TRAITS . x LANGUAGES . english, spanish, russian, french, latin EDUCATION . high school and seminary school MBTI . entj (the commander) ENNEAGRAM . type 8 (the challenger) MORAL ALIGNMENT . true neutral DEADLY SIN . pride HEAVENLY VIRTUE . charity ZODIAC . libra sun, taurus rising

— BIOGRAPHY.

tw: a whole lot of blasphemy

IN THE BEGINNING, WHEN GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, THE EARTH WAS A FORMLESS VOID, AND DARKNESS COVERED THE FACE OF THE DEEP, WHILE A WIND FROM GOD SWEPT OVER THE FACE OF THE WATERS. THEN GOD SAID, “LET THERE BE LIGHT,” AND THERE WAS LIGHT. AND GOD SAW THAT THE LIGHT WAS GOOD; AND GOD SEPARATED THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS.

IT IS FROM THIS SAME DARKNESS THAT WE ARE WROUGHT. OUR CONCEPTION EXISTS SOMEWHERE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. TO BE A REPLICANT IS TO BE CULTIVATED FROM NOTHINGNESS, THRUST INTO THE WORLD IN MEDIA RES…

ENTER FATHER BENITO AVELLINO. THE PROMISING NEW EDITION TO ST. ANTHONY OF PADUA CHURCH, TAKING THE PRIESTHOOD BY STORM. YOU ARE EVERYTHING THE PRIESTHOOD HOPES TO EMBODY AS THEY USHER IN A NEW ERA. CONTEMPORARY, PIOUS, AND SUBLIMELY BEAUTIFUL.

[[[ SOMEONE WORTHY OF RIVALING FATHER THOMAS SODHI SOCIOPOLITICALLY, BUT WITHOUT THE MORAL UPRIGHTNESS. YOU WOULD DISTORT THE GOOD FATHER’S REPUTATION INTO SOMETHING WHOLLY UNRECOGNIZABLE. ]]]

YOUR BEAUTY, REMINISCENT OF THE ETERNAL YOUTH DESIRED BY MANY, ALLOWS FOR AN INDULGENCE PERPETUALLY TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF VANITY. IT IS A SPECIAL ALLURE PRIVATELY ENJOYED BY CHURCHGOERS EN MASSE.

[[[ TO THINK THAT GOD’S CHILDREN COULD BE SO EASILY MOVED BY SOMETHING NOT OF HIS MAKING. IN ACTUALITY, FEEL NOTHING BUT DISGUST TOWARD SUCH STUPIDITY. YOU WONDER IF YOU WERE INTENDED TO BE THIS WAY OR IF DISDAIN IS MERELY A DESIGN FLAW. ]]]

YOU ARE THE MOST PROMISING GRADUATE OF YOUR SEMINARY CLASS; YOU MANEUVER THE POLITICAL SPACE WITH THE SAME EASE AS YOUR SCHOOL, PREACHING, AND BEYOND. ALMOST AS IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE ALWAYS MADE FOR. AND IN A WAY, YOU WERE TAKEN IN BY MEMBERS OF THS VATICAN AFTER THE DEMISE OF YOUR PARENTS.

[[[ AT THE ROOT OF IT ALL, YOU ARE THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF TEMPTATION, A SERPENT ADORNED IN A MASK OF RESPLENDENCE AND DIVINITY, AN EXPERIMENT PUT FORTH BY THE CHURCH. ]]]

LET US MAKE REPLICANTS MANKIND IN OUR IMAGE, IN OUR LIKENESS, SO THEY MAY RULE OVER [US] THE FISH IN THE SEA AND THE BIRDS IN THE SKY, OVER THE LIVESTOCK AND ALL THE WILD ANIMALS, AND OVER ALL THE CREATURES THAT MOVE ALONG THE GROUND.

TLDR; sexy replicant made to take down father thomas. he's sexier younger and cooler than he'll ever be (or this is what the church wants you to believe at least). no one knows he's a replicant though! imagine the scandal that would cause at the church!! whew

— WANTED CONNECTIONS.

ppl to do bad corrupt shit with, a priest shouldn't be doing (sexdrugsrocknroll)

a longshot bc this group is nothing but heathens but mayhaps someone who genuinely believes in father benito ya know

#lawlessintro #— introduction : benito .#lord... here we go #sorry not sorry for the caps. was going for an unbearably preachy measurehead from disco elysium vibe ya know

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uraveragelonelyhuman · 1 year

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Ekko x Reader Fluff

Let's say you both had known each other since you were kids

You both were stuck to each other like glue

You were taken in by Vander, Benzo was his best friend who taken in Ekko

You, Powder and Ekko had been beat friends

Until the heist and death happened

Powder left and in came Jinx

But you and Ekko stood together

You both made the firelights

And eventually got together

Happiest time of your life

You had Ekko

That was all you needed

He always is by your side on missions with the firelights

Afraid of you being harmed

Whenever you are walking around the lanes?

His hand is resting on your waist or the small of your back

Hugs from behind from Ekko?

Top tier

Forehead kisses, cheek kisses or even regular kisses feel like your being pulled to heaven

You get the honors of sitting on the bathroom counter, Ekko standing between your legs as you do his face paint

It's always hard though because you both keep laughing

With a lot of fumbles and falls he helped you learn how to ride a hoverboard at the start

You both run around doing anything with the kids of the community

You liked jumping on his back, he always yelped when you did it

You found it funny

Ekko seemed to always be there

Through the good and the bad

In arguments he never raised his voice

No matter how mad he got he never did

Sleeping in the same bed at night?

Heavenly

He likes hugging you when you both are sleeping

It's like a big bear hug

You feel like you can't breathe but can and don't want to

I don't know how to explain it

Hw gives the best gifts

Even handmade stuff

Wanna know why it's the best?

Because he didn't buy it

He spent the time finding the parts AND making it

For you?

Yup

He doesn't mind the time, your smile is always worth it

If you have long hair or short hair you better believe he is running his fingers through it

He lets you help him do his hair at times

He loves you but if you mess up he's never letting you near it again

His hair is so cool though

You help him plan out missions

Sitting at his desk, in his lap ass you both try and find the safest way for it

You have any tattoos?

Loves them no matter what they are

They're works of art to him

You have any scars?

Loves them

Wants to know the story behind them, if you'll tell him if you are comfortable with telling

He thinks they tell you survived whatever you went through

Have any siblings?

He helps take care of them

They probably eventually like him better than you at one point

You both at one point got bored one day and found a stick and poke

Gave each other their own little tattoo

Mornings always are the hardest

Because you have to pray yourself out if his arms

Not even because you have to

Because he has a legit death grip

Boy is strong as hell

But you love it

So does he

Amazing couple goals

#arcane x reader #arcane ekko x you #arcane ekko #ekko arcane x reader #arcane ekko x reader #arcane fluff #ekko x y/n #ekko x you #ekko x reader

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velathetanager · 1 month

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Heavenly Host AU Dark Idea

The first time the Gang encounters one of the clones, it's just one. Woe. And they get completely routed, having to run without anything they went to steal (the clones are just like that fr). But they survive because just as Woe is about to finish them off, even holding a bolt of lightning to turn them to ash with, he spots Dallas. And he can't take the shot.

Later, on a different heist involving them, there's audio footage you hear from a computer or something (the file being called "Important Section of 005 Interview) between a cold, angry voice and a shaky, frightened child.

TW: Abuse, Dehumanizing Language

"You had one command, 005. One. Destroy the intruders. I know you were programmed and trained better than that performance."

"I-I was, sir! I promise! I crushed them when we actually fought! I even had them dead to rights! I don't know what stopped me-* OW!"

"You were not asked why you failed yet, 005. Do not answer what has not been asked."

"I-I'm sorry, sir."

"Now then. What sight prompted the reaction in you?"

"Th-The guy in the flag mask, sir. The one that looked like an old version of my brother."

"Weapons do not have brothers, 005. Name who he looked like specifically."

"Conq- I mean, HH-001, sir."

"Hm. A genetic impulse, then."

"S-Sir?"

"You are a weapon, but one made from human DNA. The DNA of 001's template. Those two are brothers, and it seems as though you inherited a brotherly instinct towards both 001 and its template."

"What does that mean, sir?"

"You feel an instinct that hinders your effectiveness in any situation involving 001's template because your genetics will not let you harm him, an unspoken command that even overrides. More likely than not, 001 will run into the same error should it encounter yours. We will need to run tests to correct this."

"S-Sir?"

"You may stop kneeling and return to the lab, 005. Dr. Wilson will be with you and 001 within the week."

"Y-Yes, s-sir."

*The sound of someone being hit with something metal

#heavenly host au #payday 2 au #payday 2 #payday 2 houston #payday 2 dallas

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sofyachy · 6 months

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No Rest for the Wicked, Chapter 6: Hero Car

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“Hello?” Aziraphale answered his heavenly phone with a note of surprise, not having any reason to expect a phone call.

“Oh, hi, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale!”

“Muriel, is that you?”

“Oh, yes, how kind of you to remember me!” Aziraphale could practically see them beaming even without a video connection.

“Oh, well, thank you, but…how can I help you?” He asked hesitantly, hoping there wasn’t something wrong with the bookshop.

“We’ve been arrested!” Muriel chirped.

“Arrested?! Oh goodness, what happ–wait, what do you mean, ‘we’?!” he frowned.

“Mr. Crowley and I,” they explained enthusiastically, not realising how the name affected him. “We were taking books out of the British Library.”

“That’s not illegal,” he said, confused. He could focus on the action rather than the person Muriel had been with at the time. That was fine.

“It is when they don’t know you’re doing it,” he could hear them cringe slightly.

“You robbed the British Library? With Crowley?” Maybe Aziraphale couldn’t avoid including him in the action after all.

“It wasn’t a robbery. It was a heist.”

There was a pause as Aziraphale was completely at a loss for words. He tamped down the irrational jealousy that flared up inside him at the thought of Crowley and Muriel running off to have little Bonnie and Clyde adventures together. With books, no less.

“He’s not so scary once you get to know him,” Muriel added, seeming to misread his silence. “He introduced me to alcohol and he calls me nibling.”

Oh, dear Lord. Aziraphale closed his eyes and tried to collect himself. How much time on Earth had passed since he left?

“You were drinking – nib –” he stopped, took a deep breath, and tried again. “Why were you and Crowley committing a heist at the British Library?”

“Well, they wouldn’t give us the books back after I sold them.”

“You sold – you sold my books?” He subconsciously placed a hand on his chest. He was glad he was sitting down.

“Oh, yes! It turns out I’m very good at bookselling!”

“Oh. Oh dear.”

“But now the bookshop is into acquisitions, because Mr. Crowley says that’s how businesses work.”

“Oh?” Aziraphale wondered if he could get whiplash from a conversation.

“But the British Library wouldn’t let us have the books back, so we went in after hours for the heist.”

“I see,” Aziraphale breathed. He really didn’t see, but he was trying to find his equilibrium.

“It was all going rather well up until Mr. Crowley caught on fire.”

“Crowley caught – he what?”

“He caught on fire. We found your diary and he stopped to read it.”

“Oh.”

“And then some of the books started to catch on fire, but we put them out! But then the fire alarms went off and we were trapped inside until the police let us out.”

Aziraphale closed his eyes again and reminded himself to breathe.

“I got to meet real human police officers!” Muriel gushed. “I tried to tell them that I’m a human police officer, too, but they didn’t believe me. They weren’t nearly as friendly as I thought they would be,” she added ruefully, “But they let me borrow some of their odd jewellery and ride in the back seat of their car, so that’s nice! And now we’re in jail, and they said I could have a phone call. So I called you!”

“Very well,” Aziraphale said after a pause. “’I'm coming down. I think I had better speak to the police myself.”

Read the rest of Chapter 6

Start from the beginning

#good omens #fanfic #humor #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #muriel

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kerryweaverlesbian · 7 months

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Apparently I’m already following you. Yay! More sitcomnatural please? My spn blog is @spn-fanfic-reblog-writes

❤️❤️❤️

Yay! hehe I'm glad you liked it! If I ever have more for that post I'll put in on and tag you, I will often go back and add things I did that today even (<- miserable one lol). HOWEVER. Some stories and posts of mine in a similar sit-comedic vein. If you're already following me you have probably already seen these lol but just in case:

Cas bad at cars post: (closest in form to that one) "ha it's from the-" (oh god) "-from the lube-" (OH GOD) "-the lube from the car I wasn't jacking off" (OH MY GOD)

The Muppetsnatural fic: (this one is in the style of a screenplay) WALDORF: I thought Castiel was supposed to be in the Heavenly Host. STATLER: Heavenly Host? I wish he wouldn’t host!

Bisexual Sam fic: "You can't like men{, Sam]!" "Well why the hell not?" "Because I like men!"

Dean and Cas get high and giggly fic: "Don't fly while high, little man. You'll end up in Antarctica or something. You'll hit a bird." "I won't hit a bird, birds are a different dimension."

Cas and Rufus bffs post: [para] Rufus, quickly understanding and a bit of a bastard (affectionate): 'ah I knew it. Cas has a little crush. On me.' and Dean (Losing it): 'I have to leave immediately.'

These last two are more serious, but very much have the back and forth of that post:

Jo/Bela heist fic: “Some people would pay good money to hear that kind of thing, Ashworth." “I’m more on the Gwen wavelength, Belladonna. I like a woman who could fuck me standing up and wouldn’t get lipstick on my neck. Sorry, queen.” “Jesus Christ, Ash.” “Sorry, queen consort. ” “Why am I the consort?” [pointed silence] "Whatever."

S5 Cas meets Faith!Dean fic: "Is that Bert and Ernie?""Yeah. Don't tell me you've never seen Sesame Street either. Did you grow up Amish or something?""I think these two puppets are homosexual."

@spn-fanfic-reblog-writes (just in case the ask @ doesn't work)

#not what you asked for haha #thank you for the ask though! nice to know people are invested

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ellie-tarts · 7 months

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Hi ellieeee !! I wanted to ask if u have some book recommendations? You always have great taste :3c

hi ash hiiiiii

first off! the thief (1996) by megan whalen turner- gen is a proud thief, and his boasting lands him the impossible task of stealing an object of legends for the crown. but gen has his own plans, and perhaps the king is a fool to trust a thief this series is one of my favorites of all time. the first book is a fantasy heist novel set loosely in the byzantine empire, and gen is such a loveable rascal who i also want to punt across the room. and! after the first book of the series, political machinations start to come into play and things start to change as gen grows up and interacts more with the wider world around him. this series is a lot of fun, and truly some amazing pov work and dramatic irony happening as it unfolds

the left hand of darkness (1969) ursula k le guin- genly ai is a human sent as an ambassador to gethen, a planet where it is always winter (by his standards) and the people who live there do not have a biological sex the majority of the time and don't really have the concept of gender. however, ai definitely does, and it's a point of friction between him and the aliens. whether or not this is a queer story is a difficult question, but it is still a wonderful book about what it means to be human and what it means to be alien. and also what is a country and where do we owe our loyalties and! it is also a story about going on a perilous journey and coming out the other side with an understanding and an unbreakable bond

iron widow (2021) xiran jay zhao- i feel like i'm late to the bandwagon, but i just read this last month and loved it! and now i want heavenly tyrant so bad _(:3」∠)_ iron widow is a queer mecha scifi reimagining of the rise of the chinese empress wu zetian. zetian is such an outspoken character who won't stand for anything getting between her and her goals, and the book follows her as she carves a path through the society that raised her. she is a delight. i support women's wrongs

the traitor baru cormorant (2015) seth dickinson- baru cormorant is a young child when the empire of masks comes to her home. instead of conquest, they offer trade and money. educated in an imperial school, this book follows baru in her first posting as the imperial accountant in a country up north that has also recently been subjugated to the empire. as political unrest brews in the north, baru has to consider what choices to make and how far she's willing to go. is baru cormorant a traitor? i hesitate to recommend this book, but i sure thought about it for a month straight so i suppose it can go on this list. it's. kind of a slog to get through. life in the empire of masks can be a string of attrocities, and baru faces racism, sexism, and homophobia everywhere she turns. but also i do love baru bc she is messy and multifaceted and loves to lie 👍🏻 i wish life was kinder to her. im afraid to keep reading book 2 bc i know her life is just going to get worse

other things i have read recently and enjoyed: padawan by kiersten white and the new canon thrawn trilogies by timothy zahn. but these are star wars books, and probably not what you're looking for lol

anyways! thank you for asking mwah mwah. i hope you find something good to read even if it's not one of these. and possibly send some book recommendations my way 💕💕

#i have never written a rec list b4 and it probably shows #but i hope this is something along the lines of what you are looking for #tqt #tlhod #iron widow #baru cormorant #book rec #my post #if there's any particular content warnings anyone wants to know about these books hmu #there's like one essential moment in left hand and it's like. well. your mileage may vary #and everything happens in baru. man.#also #i found this ask in my drafts one month back (and waaaay before it was asked)#and like. why #but also glad i found it #ask #answer

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