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He doesn’t know how they got here, but Jason’s thankful for it. It’s not often that he speaks to Cass, when Jason’s passions are words and righteous murder and Cass’s passions are distinctly not that, but when they do speak, they manage to get along. Somehow.
“So, why don’t you kill?” Jason leans back on the couch, his favorite mug filled with Alfred’s hot chocolate.
Cass is curled against the arm of the sofa. She looks at him, head tilted. Jason knows she’s reading him, but he’s not sure what she’s finding. It’s humbling, and intimidating, to know she sees more than what he allows to show.
“I can see,” she says. “That one time… I killed. I saw. Pain. Fear. Desp- des- not wanting to die.”
“Desperation?”
Cass nods. One of her fingers fiddle with the material of the couch. Jason knows she’s allowing him to see the motion. He knows it’s her silent way of showing him trust.
“There is more. To dying. Like… like they see their lives-They think- remembers. Loves. Their life- regret, love, everything. It goes through-” Cass taps her temple.
“Their lives are flashing through their heads?”
“Yes. Good. Bad. Everything. I see.” Quieter, Cass adds “I know. I know them, then. I killed a life that I know. They love. Everyone, have something they love. I kill, I kill that love.”
“That must suck.”
Cass leans back. She nods, neck releasing their tension and eyes less hunted, more accepting.
“Yes. I don’t want to- I don’t want to be the end.” Cass swivels her shoulders towards him, now. “Why… why do you?”
“Me?” Jason… hasn’t thought about it for a while, nor too deeply. But this is Cass. And her honesty deserves an honest reply. “I kill because some people shouldn’t be left alive to hurt and kill others”
“Not about… Bruce?”
Jason took a sip of his hot chocolate. Cass settled more into the couch, her eyes clear and watchful.
“It used to be,” he admitted. “About him, I mean. It used to be about vengeance. But then I came back to Crime Alley, and then I saw the kids getting hurt instead of being protected. They’re innocent. And then, it wasn’t about Bruce anymore. Killing is just the means to an end now, for me.”
“Do you- not regret?” She makes a gesture at his leg, where on a normal day, his holsters would be.
“I try to make sure I don’t kill people I’d regret, no. Like, you know how sometimes you guys arrest muggers?”
Cass nodded.
“Sometimes,” Jason said, remembering the days of digging through trash for food and the lingering hunger that rumbled through his younger self’s stomach. “They mug people because they’re desperate. I don’t kill those guys. But people deal to kids? Who hurt sex workers? Rapists? They’re doing irreparable harm, with full knowledge of their actions. For profit, mostly. If they’re willing to ruin lives, then they should be ready for their own to be ruined. It’s justice, for people like me.”
Cass studied him. “Justice…?”
“The only kind us Alley kids could ever appreciate. Arresting an abuser, a threat, and having that stick is for the privileged. Having that threat removed completely is relieving.”
“Can’t trust the world to be fair. But death, is fair.”
“Yeah. I think if I saw as much as you do, it’d be harder to do. But I think I’d still kill, because one person’s suffering after a life of being evil is worth the safety of so many others. To know… well, I guess I’m glad I don’t know what that’s like.”
“I see.”
“I know you do,” Jason grins at her. “But not killing is an act of courage too. Even if B makes it seem like it should come instinctually.”
“Yes. He does not connect, with Damian. Does not understand, fully, how hard. To unlearn.”
“Yeah.”
They sit in silence for a while after that, listening to the sounds of their family clambering around in other rooms.
“Hey, Cass?”
Cass turned back to him.
“I would kill David Cain for you.”
He would. It makes the Pit seethe when he thinks about how much David Cain and Lady Shiva hurt Cass for her to get this insanely good at reading people. He hopes she sees the pure honesty and sincerity he feels at that declaration
Cass puts a hand on his shoulder and squeezed once. Twice.
“Okay. Thank you.”
“No objections?”
“… would not feel too bad.”
Jason snorted.
“Yeah. You and me both.”
He doesn’t know how they got here, but he’s thankful for it anyways, because he understands his sister just that much more now.
#cassandra cain#black bat#Jason Todd#red hood#they have different philosophies#but theyre family your honor#cass would stop jay from murdering people if she sees him#he’d let her bc he’s not gonna win that fight#he’d also go back and kill whoever later#David Cain#being a horrible parent I hate this guy#dc#Cassandra Cain seeing someone’s emotions as they die#she doesn’t want to be a weapon#Batman
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DUMB TSATS predictions before the book comes out and ruins my fun PART 2!!!
1. Nico dies and either Jason or Will has to do trials of Orpheus to get him back
2. Nico becomes a god, and thats the thing he has to lose or whatever re: the prophecy
3. Alabaster will be in it, whether as a protagonist, antagonist or anti-hero, he will be a PROBLEM (and effectively the third party in the quest for a bit)
4. Lou Ellen Will introduce Alabaster to Will and Nico bc they need to learn to mist travel into the underworld and that unfortunately only Al knows how to do. Even though Lou is head of Hecate kids.
5. When Alabaster sees Will and Nico he says he doesn’t like “the creepy one” and it becomes apparent as he describes him that he is referring to Will. “He smiles too much, looks fake, don’t trust him” . Lou is confused by this.
6. This observation sparks an old fight between Will and Nico and how Will doesn’t understand how people perceive Nico as creepy.
7. Al will watch this interaction with interest because he “doesn’t have a television”. Lou will tell him he needs to gain back some social skills
8. Alabaster will mist travel them in a pinch just as Nico gets the hang of it and it throws them all off.
9. Alabaster, Nico and Will travel through the underworld. Al and Will bicker about things (most notably about whether Lotr or Star Wars is the better trilogy)
10. Al and nico have a conversation about saving dead friends. Al says his “heroes never die” line and Nico retorts with a smirk that “we’re Greek that’s all our heroes do”
11. They meet Ethans ghost. The ghost of Ethan also calls Will Creepy, and Al has a heartfelt moment where Ethan tells him that he needs to forgive himself. Al still stubborn doesn’t listen and insists that Ethan should leave with him as a mistform. Ethan asks Al whether he’d do it all again, knowing now that Ethan had turned at the last moment.
12. Will says something to affect about not being able to stop death bc he has unaddressed survivor guilt he��s projecting.
13. Nico does not like this, because he kinda agrees with Al (doesn’t want to address the fact that he’s been thinking about Jason and whether he could save him)
14. They get attacked before Al can finish his convo with Ethan’s ghost. Alabaster has to fend off the threat to give Will and Nico time to get into Tartarus. He says his silly “heroes never die” line ans charges off. Nico calls after him “We’re Greek! That’s like all heroes do!” (This time crying instead of smirking).
15. Will and Nico get to Tartarus and are captured by whatever that thing is bc they think they’re saving Bob. Nico gets to say a bad word as a treat.
16. Bob actually saves them, and Nico asks why he was calling for help. He reveals it wasn’t him. Nico listens and hears another call. He follows it without checking if Will is with him.
17. Isolated Nico gets barraged by the “Listen” warning and Nico finds that it was Akhlys using a “Jason puppet” to lure Nico to her.
18. It’s not a puppet and when this is somehow revealed and Nico says they have to go save Jason.
19. Some sort of battle or showdown with the actual villain whether it’s Akhlys or if Akhlys is working with/for someone else likely the Other Titans . Bob is injured but gets his old memories back. And has to deal with reconciling his new and old friendships
20. When it seems like everything is lost. And Bob has decided to be on their side even tho they are probably all gonna die down in Tartarus. Alabaster returns with a ghost army of purgatory Titan supporters and save Nico and company (alabaster uses this save as definitive proof that Lotr is the superior trilogy as he has in essence “pulled an Aragorn”)
21. Will let’s him have the win, but adds Al could be a son of Apollo with how dramatic he is.
22. Al comments that that would make them brothers.
23. Will cringes and says “I’d rather die”
24. Jason’s ghost is freed. Nico has to actually deal with the fact that he died as well as the fact that he was ignoring that he had feelings for him. Will hears this part.
24. Alabaster has to see all his Titan army friends going off to Elysium bc it’s revealed he somehow got that deal for them for helping Nico. He doesn’t want them to leave bc he doesn’t want to be the sole survivor again but he has to deal with that.
25. Will can’t heal Bob, who is extremely wounded . Will has to deal with that.
26. Essentially all three of them get to deal with their own special flavor of survivor’s guilt. Nico with the they died bc I wasn’t there/couldn’t help them. Will with the i did everything I could to help them and they died anyway and Alabaster with the “it’s my fault they’re dead”kind the thing that is lost is whatever defense mechanism each was using to deal with those traumas
27. This post will not get as much attention as the other one bc it not as funny or amusing (or brief)
28. I might just write the above as a fanfic
I have been thinking about this all way too much you guys. Sorry not sorry.
#nico di angelo#will solace#alabaster torrington#jason grace#tsats potential spoilers#TSATS#I think these predictions are even more far fetched than the last ones#iapetus (pjo)#bob the titan#percy jackson#pjo#heroes of olympus#jasico#ethan nakamura
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I don’t understand why people don’t like the way The Summer I Turned Pretty books ended...the 3rd book was literally the best one (it DOES EXIST). I love how it shows all of the characters growth from the first one and you can feel how they’ve grown up, and I loved that you got everyone’s POV. Which leads me to my next point- no disrespect but Jeremiah was never out of character. No one was out of character. The first book was only Belly’s POV, meaning we saw everyone the way BELLY sees them, from her perspective only and only through conversations she was present for- we only saw who the boys are in front of Belly (who has a very biased and idealized view of both of them). They both had lots of anger and emotions and sadness because of Susannah, but Conrad showed it and let it rip on everyone and Jeremiah hid it and just kept acting his usual happy self. But back to the third book. Joining the frat and being friends with everyone was totally on brand for Jeremiah. As for the cheating thing, Jere always felt like he had to fight to get their dad’s attention from Conrad and Conrad has pretty much always beaten Jere at everything (he even got Belly first!) so dating Belly long term is like the biggest win for Jere. BUT. he knows if he and Belly ever break up, she will eventually find her way back to Conrad. It seemed like when he went on the trip he kinda thought they might be done forever so maybe in a drunken moment of weakness and sadness at maybe losing Belly he slept with Lacey. And he kinda feels like shit after the fact bc he still loves Belly and doesn’t want to lose her, and I think he only hid it from her bc 1) he honestly didn’t think she’d ever find out (and they WERE ON A BREAK) and 2) he doesn’t want to hurt her, and admitting to what he did and breaking Belly’s heart would make him just as bad as Conrad (and it’s a whole big thing that he’s better than Conrad and the friendler, sweeter one who would never hurt anyone) and he was kinda a smug asshole to Conrad about how he’d treat her better and never hurt her. So the only way to not lose her to Conrad is to marry her. Because then Conrad can’t have her, which is the ultimate fuck you, in your face I won to Conrad. And Jere is a dick about it too, rubbing it in Conrad’s face. But Conrad is just like okay, fml, this is happening and just helps Belly plan the wedding. That “He was marrying my girl, and I just had to watch it happen” line gets me because he loves her so much he is willing TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE heartbroken watching his brother with the love of his life because he puts Belly and Jere’s happiness above his own (AND let’s not forget he literally steps away from Belly so Jere can have her bc he sees that she’s happier with Jere and he knows he can’t give her the love she deserves at that time) how can you look me in the eyes and tell you’re not Team Conrad after that??? He only changed his mind and told her how he felt because he found out about the cheating thing and realized it would be a mistake for them to get married. like they were not ready and would have regretted it. It was kinda fucked up of Jenny Han to have Laurel give Jere Conrad’s letter though. But I think Laurel might’ve done it on purpose tbh. Also I respect the Jere girls out there, but let’s be honest, Susannah knew, Cam Cameron knew, Jere knew, the entire world knew, we all knew she was gonna ultimately end up with Conrad. like I was on the edge of my seat for most of the third book but it wasn’t really surprising in the end. they were LITERALLY written for each other. also, maybe this is an unpopular opinion BUT yes Conrad was a total dick and should have treated Belly way better but Jere was pretty selfish throughout the books. He would never have just stepped back and let Conrad have Belly (um see the whole 1st book) but CONRAD DID. so yes Jere stayed in character and Conrad and Belly are forever endgame.
also I’m sorry bc i didn’t mean for this to be such an aggressive attack on Jeremiah bc I love him and he is a great character he’s just selfish when it comes to Belly and Conrad, but otherwise sweet and funny and cute and he does love Belly he just has flaws as all characters do.
thank u for coming to my ted talk.
#the summer i turned pretty#we'll always have summer#tsitp#the summer i turned pretty book spoilers#tsitp book spoilers#belly conklin#conrad fisher#jeremiah fisher#i did not mean for this to be so long i am so sorry for the rant#i love jeremiah but i love conrad more#team conrad#but also team jeremiah#just not for belly
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Super Mario Tickle Headcanons
Mario:
Ler leaning switch
Very ticklish
Initiates tickle fights if he’s in the mood
He’s very soft, but will still absolutely wreck his lee if they deserve it
He doesn’t mind the lee getting revenge
Good luck, though, he’s very competitive so he’s not just gonna let them get revenge or win
Very giggly and wiggly when tickled
His laugh is very high pitched and hiccup-y
He’s a teasy little bitch and will laugh along with his victim
His death spots are his neck, stomach, and feet
Uses his mustache to his advantage sometimes
Luigi:
LEE LEE LEE
EXTREMELY TICKLISH EVERYWHERE
Literally poke his belly, and he’ll jump
He’ll try to tickle someone but if they get their hands on him, it’s over
Death spots are stomach and mainly his outie bellybutton
He’s very squirmy, but suspiciously never actually tries to break free
He loves being tickled but would never admit it. Literally something that Guantanamo Bay couldn’t get out of him. Maybe if he was tickled enough.. HE’D ALWAYS DENY IT AFTERWARD THOUGH BC HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT LOVE IT
He’s Mario’s number one victim obviously
Hates loves raspberries
His laugh can be very loud, and go high pitched if you get a good spot
He also snorts
He’ll cover his face in embarrassment so make sure to pin his arms down or above his head bc he’s also ten times more ticklish when restrained
Teases absolutely kill him
Peach:
Ler
Tries to act like tickling is below her, but she can’t help tickling Mario when given the chance
Moderately ticklish
Always covers her mouth when she laughs
Mario turns into an absolute lee when she tickles him
Doesn’t have a death spot but her ribs will get her laughing a bit harder
She found out Mario was ticklish, and pretended to act like it was childish, but absolutely wrecked him later that night
She’s a very soft tickler, and her nails help her out a lot
She’s very strong so sometimes she’ll help either Mario or Luigi by holding the other down to get wrecked
Bowser:
L E R
Actual tickle monster
Not very ticklish at all
Literally just like, his chin, but that’s it
Very cruel ler
Will absolutely pin his lee down, and go to town on their entire body
Likes to wrap his victims in a bear hug, and squeeze their sides
Teases tf out of his victim
Luigi is also his number one victim
His tail wags happily when destroying his lee
Tried to tickle Peach once, got punched
Tried to tickle Mario once, same result
Peach was more sympathetic about the punch
Likes a good chase bc he’s evil and knows the lee will get caught
He always knows when to stop, but as long as the lee is still breathing, he will not stop
A safe word is recommended with him
Recommended by him
Luigi tried to tickle him once, instant regret
#tickling#tickle fluff#tickle headcanons#tword content#sfw tickling community#switch!mario#ler!peach#switch!peach#lee!luigi#ler!bowser
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listen listen listen i have so many thoughts
1) the way violet didn’t tell xaden about her discoveries because she wanted a little bit more time of peace is very important to me !! she had to be the know to decide when to tell him so she could have a semblance of control
2) tairn and andarna are my BABIES !! they understand violet so well. the way tairn is not afraid to face her (ofc not he’s a dragon but still) and answers her questions warms my heart. andarna is trying her best okay !! even as a teen!!
3) the way she realized right away that xaden had a second signet just goes to show that she listens very carefully to everything xaden tells her about himself. we’d seen this a bit last chapter when they went to the bakery but here is so much more preeminent !! she cares and she finally admitted it to herself this chapter. it’s just a shame that she also figured out this big plot and everything’s a mess
4) violet’s second signet yep !! yep !!
5) now miss violet what we’re not going to do is downplay our cleverness !! it’s not your fault that you didn’t expect your government lying to you especially with such a big threat.
6) andarna defending xaden… never thought we’d be here but here we are… here we are. and listen she is right xaden cares for violet and those quiet moments are very important to him, but let’s give violet some credit bc mr xaden is not the best when showcasing his feelings 😭😭 (not that violet is any better)
7)
All the quiet, intimate moments between them—she had to wonder now if they had been authentic; had to wonder if he’d done it just so she would trust him.
me to myself when i read this line bc i knew angst was coming
8) violet’s squad is sooo ride or die for her !! the way they knew right away something was happening and that it had to be related to something she figured out !! i love them your honor those are truly her besties. also whoever mistreated violet as a child will be answering to me bc the way she started her speech with “i’m not crazy” broke my heart
9) violet’s anger !!! yes yes indeed i love her
10) brennan pls leave you are pissing me off !!! lying to her face when she knows the truth is truly something else.
11) loving scared garrick also the way him and imogen took violet killing xaden threat seriously !! yep they know she’s capable
12) “don’t stop your conversation on my account” ALL OF THEM WERE GAGGED
13) when i have my thoughts more cohesive on the second part of the chapter i’ll let u know but for now let me tell you xaden was terrified of violet when she dropped the second signet bomb !!!
truly never seen him without words.
so he’s not sleeping in her bed !! i was right !! and i’ve seen some comments and ofc xaden’s not sorry (i wouldn’t be either of violet was the reward) he’s just sorry that she’s hurt but he would do everything again.
the sparring scene was very necessary thank u oh and xaden ?? u are a pathetic loser but i still love u 🫶🏼 you cannot declare yourself to a girl like that and then leave ?!? what is wrong with you?! but also oh he’s gonna fight so hard for her !! can’t wait
Omg thank you for all of these detailed thoughts, I love it so much!!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Basically: yes Violet is beautiful and dangerous and smart and scary and perfect and a literal angel and Xaden is just Ken. But he will win the girl in the end!!
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Ok LMFAO DONT ASK ME HOW I THOUGHT OF THIS BUT I NEED YOUR OPINION
who is mtl to get grumpy or jealous over the thought of you being lovely dovey for someone else or a previous partner. Like who just thinks about you doing the things they love that you do for them for someone else and then they get all upset about it LMFAOO
My guess
Jungkook (HE GOTTA BE THE FIRST ON THE LIST)
Taehyung (Mr. I’ll start little fights with my s/o)
Jimin (Mr. Jealousy.. that leads to cuddling or 🤭)
Yoongi (Special moments are very important to him and if he thinks too much about you having those moments with anyone else he gets pouty ☺️)
Namjoon (He understands and respects the fact y’all were with people before each other BUT if this mans get too deep into thought about you giving whats now rightfully his to someone else.. he’s not gonna be in the best mood)
Seokjin (You’re his now why would he care? 🙄 he’ll care only a little bit cause he’s a die hard romantic and if he thinks about you doing the things he loves for someone else he’s chest get tingling in a bad way 🥺 he’ll play it off though as best as he can)
Hoseok (Your his and his only now so thinking about who had you before doesn’t really bother him, definitely will laugh over the fact they lost out on someone amazing but he gained. Thinking of anyone having you after is also laughable cause it ain’t happening 😌 don’t get it twisted though, baby boy does get jealous and if it does ever bother him he’s finna be all up on you 🤭 take that however you please)
Ok your turn 🤭✨
jungkook is definitely first!!! you right about that one like i’m sorry i’m referencing the perilla leaf debate for the 14829384th time but i will continue to do so bc he was sooooo serious like did not crack one smile the entire time they was talking about it💀 he don’t wanna hear nun bout no ex nd what u did with them point blank pyramid he don’t even wanna see u getting too chummy wit yo friends tbh like if u and yo homegirl was sharing an appetizer or you let her taste yo drink or sumn he would catch a major attitude
taehyung is second only bc i feel like he’s the most dramatic like with everyone else i feel like this could be a Thing but with tae it’s gon be an Incident there’s gonna be an argument for sure a whole “do you even care about me at all? why are we even together??” segment it’s gonna be something out of a YA novel liable to last anywhere from 4 hours to 4 days but at the same time i feel like he’d make it more of a competition than anything else like he may not be the first but he gon be the best and hopefully the last
with joon i’m thinking about how in his rolling stone interview with what’s his face pharrell! when he was talking about how sometimes he hear a song so good he get jealous that he ain’t make it so yeah when it come to you i feel like if he tried to show you one of his favorite spots like a restaurant or sumn nd you absentmindedly was like “oh i’ve been there i went with so and so” he’d lowkey be pissed 😅 like he gon play it cool but it’s the thought of u being at one of his favorite places without him with someone else you were involved with lowkey it’s gon eat him up a little
i think that jimin is like really good with interpersonal relationships like every conversation about exes and likes and dislikes and boundaries all that good stuff will have been had so when he get upset it’s gon be because he done let his imagination get away from like one night he gon be up bc he can’t sleep and the intrusive thoughts will win or y’all will meet up with your friends and you gon have a homie that you done known since way back in the cadillac and he’ll get jealous of how close your bond is and then he’ll get distant and a little snappy and you’ll have to call him out a bit and give him some reassurance to bring him back to normal
hobi the type to say that he don’t care until he do 💀 like he’ll be perfectly fine until he sees or thinks about you doing something with someone else and it’s just gon sit in the corner of his mind like an itch that he can’t quite reach to scratch he not gon make a big deal out of it like he’ll try to deal with it himself for the most part but if he can’t he’ll bring it up lightly nd then you’ll talk about it and then that’s just gon be that on that
yoongi wouldn’t care fr fr like he know how relationships work and understands that you had a few just like he had a few 🤷♀️ but what would absolutely tick him off is if you did something with him that you claimed you only ever did with him and then he find out that you did it with everyone else nd they mama like is he a joke to you? is he just another dude to you? and what you got to lie for? that wouldn’t sit right with him but so long as you’re forthcoming it’s whatever nd knows his worth he know you’d be hard pressed to do better than him
seokjin is our unbothered king he’s always said he’s a man of the present so he is not worried about the past at all and the future only warrants minor consideration like as long as y’all cool he not spending no time pondering about other people bc he simply does not care 😌 nor does he care to care he worried about u nd him nd das it 🙅🏾♀️
#SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG#BUT I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO FORMULATE SOME THOUGHTS#ask of interest#bts fanfiction#bts fanfic#bts mtl#jeon jungkook x reader#taehyung x you#jimin fanfic#namjoon fanfic#hobi fic#yoongi x oc#seokjin x y/n
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Tape #7
Click.
A sigh. It’s a little shaky.
“…Prob’ly should’ve waited a bit to record this.”
A few seconds of silence. Then there’s rustling sounds, and then silence again.
“…No, it’s- I should… I should go ahead an’ do it.” The rustling returns, but only for a moment. “So. …Um.”
A pregnant pause.
“I… just got back to the base. …From- running off.”
…
“So… Lately, I’ve… been havin’ trouble. With- y’know, fighting ‘n all that. Thought I wasn’t makin’ out to be any good of a soldier, which… if I’m tryin’ to help win this war, then I should be a good soldier. Should at least be able to take care of myself. Well, it’s… I thought I was startin’ to do alright, with savin’ that one guy, but… then some stuff happened. A lotta stuff. I almost got captured, or- well, I basically was, an’ then Kale swooped in an’ saved me. Not only that, but he knocked out Kid, an’ we took him with us. Had this- this really intense fight on the way back, someone tryin’ to save Kid I guess… but. We beat him. …Kale did- pretty… brutally.”
The sounds of someone shifting.
“So I talked some with Kid, once… everything got settled out. Turned out he’s got some protocol or somethin’ bc he’s a robot? An’… he can’t attack me. Or anyone in the Resistance. Would go against his programming now. So he’s… been tryin’ to train me, an’ we had our first ‘session’; I got a bit worn out after the first one an’ went to go visit Sy-” Here the voice cracked, and there was a shaky breath in, and a smoother one out. “I went to go visit Sytri, like I always did whenever I wanted to unwind an’ relax a bit. …Long story short, Kid followed me, an’ he recognized Sytri. From the Rivals. Turned out he’d been one of ‘em the whole time an’ never- he just- let me-” Another sigh. “…Kid ‘n I had a short lil argument thing, I’unno, an’… I ran off. Said I was done tryin’ to be somethin’ I wasn’t, an’ left a note, an’ ran off.”
“Guess what they say is true, with the past repeating itself.”
“Then I ended up actually gettin’ captured on the way to Willowdale. Like knocked out ‘n tied up ‘n everything. Kale came swooping in again. Brought Kid with him, too. But I was still- especially after that- having doubts about everything, so Kale took me home.”
“And… Sheila told me everything.”
“And then…” The voice sounds a little more upbeat now. “I had… the most interesting thing happen. Kale’s god showed up.” A small laugh. “Never gonna forget that, I don’t think. They talked to me for a minute, said I’d done a good job against that Rival. Even though it ended poorly for me. But then they asked if I wanted to be a Unit. Like- like Kid. An’ Kale. I-I thought that’d mean like… not bein’ able to think for myself an’ havin’ to follow protocols an’ programming ‘n all that, so I- freaked out a little, heh. But it wasn’t that it would’ve been like that, though, but… I still didn’t wanna do it. I wanted to learn to do this myself. An’ not by… by cheating. So I got a headband instead. Shows me all kinds’a neat stuff ‘bout most everything.”
“-Scratch that, it shows neat stuff about actually everything. Even them. Showed their… uh… their name, I think… and… somethin’ else, maybe?”
“A-anyways. But then I mentioned fixing Kale’s arms ‘n legs after that fight a while back, an’ they gave me blueprints- actual blueprints- to all of Kale’s mechanisms! I’ve been lookin’ over ‘em whenever I can, an’ I honestly don’t understand quite everything, but… I’ll figure it all out eventually.”
“Once I got back, Kid an’ Tab were there, too. Guess they couldn’t wait any longer for me, huh? Heh. Hadn’t seen Tab in a long while. It was… it was really nice to see her again. So now we’re rooming together again, an’ now she’s got this lil bird with her. Dunno where it came from, but it’s pretty cute. S-so anyway, that’s… I guess that’s really all I wanted to say. It was a lot, but… I’m back, and… an’ I’m determined, absolutely determined, that I’m gonna make it work this time.”
“I’ve got to.”
Click.
#sectorbrine#aron#writing#And Then She Had The Monologue Of All Time talking to kale about it afterwards and reading that Still makes me emotional#man just like.#man.#aron.#o+<
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Episode 17 I know it’s combined with 18 but this is long enough and who knows how much I’m gonna write for the last episode of the season
Do we know who this guy Bee’s wrestling is? He kinda looks like tfp Breakdown but with a faceplate more than anything
Ouoghh this is such a bad idea but they’re So cute
Honestly if this guy hadn’t grumbled “Transformers” after he bumped into her I wouldn’t’ve really thought anything of it. He just looked like someone going about his day who did Not want to deal with kid robot hijinks
Also Twitch may be roughly human sized but most of the other kids are what, like 20 feet tall? Ish? they’re Gonna get bumped into regardless of whether someone
😔 yeah I know that feel Robby
OOOO the red eyes in bot mode…………very nice
maybe not the best way to save someone though
It’s a nice detail that Thrash’s wheel starts spinning, I wouldn’t really have expected the wind to affect the bots all that much lmao
also uh. How much weight can those grids handle? I mean probably a decent amount but still.
do people actually talk like that in Philly or does this sound just as painfully bad as most tv “””Southern””” accents
OH NO I thought maybe they were gonna see Bee and try to interact w/him before we got the Evil Reveal but nah. Straight to child fighting. Does she know the Terrans are kids and if not would that’ve changed things?
🥺🥺🥺 fambly
OH NO rip Hashtag
oh. 😬😬😬
OH the neck gaiter’s cute
Of Course They Have Blue Hair and Pronouns
This is cute and all and I’m Loving it but also. Character with neopronouns When
also maybe one that’s older. and more genderfuck-y. it’ll never happen but gd I wish it would
OH HEY is this the first cartoon where the cassette birds can talk? …did he talk in any of the earlier episodes and I just missed it?
also speaking of Southern accents,
uh. Geez. are they really saying the defeated bots get murdered and everyone watching is just. Okay with that? If so then that’s darker than I thought the show would go
I’m wondering if perhaps Mandroid is behind this and is using the scrapped bots to rebuild himself but I also don’t know if he’d want to take parts from the weaker defeated bots 🤔
ooohhhh I thought he was here against his will, that’s interesting. I take it he’s still in contact w/Optimus, then
they still haven’t explained what Schloder meant when he said that Bee turned traitor. I’m guessing maybe Optimus knows GHOST is uh. Bad. And had Bee remain a free agent since the beginning? We’ve seen Wheeljack and Arcee – do we know which Autobots GHOST knows about and which they don’t? I don’t actually remember if GHOST knew about them or not. are the others also on secret missions like this??? Most importantly are the Rescue Bots and Burns family out there somewhere???????? blease
okay I have to imagine either Bee has a plan to keep Jawbreaker safe or he is somehow oblivious as to what happens to defeated bots. Didn’t seem that way given his reaction to winning that fight in the beginning, though
I KNEW IT
oh I thought it was implied his next opponent was Grimlock in the opening sequence, was Grimlock just swapping places w/Bee to fight someone else?
??? He OBVIOUSLY saw Grimlock in the beginning, right??? or did he not recognize him bc he was in the shadows or
Anyway real Thor vs. Hulk vibes
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OOOH LOVE the flamethrower lighting up the throat, very Godzilla
😬 ow
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CALLED IT but also that’s. grisly
🥺🥺🥺 them,…………..
hey uh isn’t Bee supposed to be hiding. I know it’s the middle of the night but that’s still a stretch
BEE THEY’RE KIDS!!!!!!!! DON’T DRAG THEM INTO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m assuming that “Let’s go find Grimlock” is basically where 17 ends
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Wayne Girls AU, that was Bruce with Rachel and Janis. Especially Rachel.
Grown man had to hype himself up when it was time to lay down the law. Couldn’t stand to have any of them be upset with him. Alfred had to stand guard to make sure he didn’t go back on any of his groundings.
Diana getting a crash course in Girl Dad™️ when Batman had to lecture Robin. The man was close to sobbing into his hands after Robin ran out of the room crying “You’re breaking my heart, Daddy.”
Diana: You’re the parent, is it not normal to discipline one’s child?
Bruce: You don’t understand, she’s mad at me. She won’t want to talk to me now.
Diana: I see, so men are the weaker parent.
Bruce taking Cosmetology classes when he first gets Rachel to make sure that he’s able to do her hair. Brucie Wayne might be a ditzy himbo but his little girls are gonna be rocking the cutest hairstyle anytime they leave the house. Braids, updos, ponytails, bows, clips and ribbons he has it all mastered.
Bruce buying those child alarms that are popular in Japan for all of his girls when they first start as Robin as a precaution. They all get a case of bedazzled pepper spray for a gift at least once.
Bruce having a slight fear of when the girls decide to band together for a common goal that’s not for the greater good. Either he’s gonna get played, someone will have their self esteem destroyed, half a city will be on fire, someone will get robbed, and/or all of the above.
Bruce joking that Carter is his favorite cause he finally has a bro to talk to in the house. But really it’s cause Carter won’t roast him as maniacally when he does or wears something corny.
While all the Robins are quick witted and can talk smack, Janis was the most vicious one. She never lets anyone get the first or final word, any kind of fight she made sure to win, always making sure no one saw any weakness. She was a literature/theater nerd she had a talent with prose and word play.
Though it was never directed at anyone she viewed as defenseless or vulnerable. She tried to be the symbol of strength and protection that Robin was to her.
Tabitha being the best liar of the whole family, cause that’s just how kids with strict parents grow up to be. Can and has gotten away with lying to Superman. Could probably get away with murder but won’t cause then she’ll let Rachel down. Struggles with living up to the image of being a “Good Girl” and her actual thoughts, wants, and needs. Janis jokes that Beth’s anxiety and people pleasing issues are the only things keeping her from taking over the world.
Rachel having conflicted feelings of being settling down and having a family. Not wanting to be tied down so soon but being worried she’ll miss her window. Unsure if she’ll be willing for perform any more emotional labor for more people especially since some days it seems like her sibling will always need her on speed dial. Flip flopping between adopting or wanting to experience pregnancy.
Dami growing up with love advice that basically sums up to “Communication is key” and “Dump him” but each sister was a different interpretation for each situation that she might as well just flip a coin. Janis, a true Jane Austen die hard, maintaining that romantic outlook for her Mister Darcy but is sadly less self reflective than Lizzie.
Alfred being worried that none of the girls will have a traditional wedding but still having a dream wedding journal for each one if the time ever came. He’d be a terrifying drill master to make sure the day went perfectly but it’s all with good intentions.
Bruce having no conscious desire for grandkids cause his babies should stay his babies. But once he gets that first grand baby it’s like he fell in love all over again. All his grandkids are his best friends and he’s their “Grand B/Paw Paw/Grandaddy.”
Sorry I've had this saved in my ask forever bc I keep rereading it because it's always so much Fun when someone engages with your dumb, indulgent AU.
Bruce is, at the same time, both a stricter but also more permissive parent with the girls. You're So Right that he hates when they're mad at him and dotes a bit more on them than he did with the boys. But at the same time he is bound and determined not to make a big deal of the fact that he has daughters, that they're just as capable as sons. He stood up so much for Rachel when she first started as Robin, justifying her skills and making sure no one thought less of her. For all the fights and struggles the kids have with B over the years, they never forget that he supports them 100% and never treats them as less.
I also love exploring the relationship each of the Robins has with their femininity. Rachel came to the Manor way more girly, she was used to parading around the circus in dresses and with pretty accessories. Growing up the adopted daughter of a wealthy billionaire, not to mention becoming the first young sidekick, not to mention female sidekick, made her dial back to be take seriously. Plus as she grew into a beauty it soon became uncomfortable at times to express herself that way. Janis was a Tomboy and saw it as a weakness which is just another point of contention when Beth comes in as (seemingly) a sweet princess. Beth was raised to be a pretty, thoughtless thing so her combining her rougher, more practical side with the fun frivolities of being feminine is about her claiming herself and not what others want to make of her. By the time Dami comes along, there's a whole spectrum and femininity around and she's able to decide what amount works for her.
Tabitha is the first to marry but Janis is the first to have (ie adopt) kids and Bruce, who was so stoic with his kids, just melts for his grandkids. He loves his daughters so much, respects them but also fears them bc of how capable they are a) as vigilantes and b) at manipulating the hell out of him. Beth will turn on her big sad eyes, Rachel will shyly twirl her hair, Dami will bite her lower lip and he will do Anything. The JLA makes fun of him but they're not much better when the Bats use their evil powers on them.
#wayne girls au#its such a self indulgent au but I love it so#I keep crawling back to it#I love genderbends that seriously analyze how gender affects personality and the narrative#like so many things stay the same#but there are subtle changes and that affects the larger story and#its just so interesting#also like I project so much onto tabitha its frankly embarassing#ive never projected as hard onto a character/oc she shes my special lil gulp shitto
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Tag x Éloïse
From this list, asked by @xchoco-mixturex thank you ❤
Probably useless to precise but ⚠this is about when they’re adults⚠
Who cooks meals for the other?
Tag is better at cooking because Éloïse is a rich girl with domestics and also I like men who cook so yeah, Tag.
Who spams the other with memes?
I can’t see either of them being big on memes
Who likes to tidy around the house?
Oof I’m not sure I think they both dislike tidying but also I think Éloïse gives in earlier than Tag. She gets him to help tho lol
Who likes to play pranks on the other?
Éloïse
Who asked the other to move in with them?
Oooooh okay listen. I like to think it was Tag because 1) if Éloïse had asked him he’d probably said no bc he’s a stubborn ass with insecurities toward the fact he’s poor and she’s rich af and 2) given the fact he’s riddled with insecurities toward their status difference, the sheer amount of *gestures vaguely* confidence in her love for him he’d need to have to ask, anxiety he’d be trying to kill because nothing he can offer her will ever be better than what she already has apart from, like, himself. Man, I have feelings for these two I can’t breathe
Who is in charge of the music during a car ride?
They have the same taste so it doesn’t matter. When Éloïse is mad tho she plays music Tag dislikes on purpose.
Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly?
*tries to remember if there was a tickling scene in the show* *fails* hmmm I think it could go both way but also turn into a tickling competition and the first who begs for mercy loses.
Who needs to hold the other during scary movies?
Éloïse. I don’t think she necessarily needs to, not after they’ve grown, but 1) it’s an habit by now, and 2) it’s nice :)
Who has to help the other when it comes to technology?
Gabriel- *is shot* No, for real, he’s their emergency contact, fight me on this. If he’s not available, then Éloïse, but she’s way below his level
Who likes to get a bit frisky in public/an inappropriate setting?
Ahem! Tag.
Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest?
hhhhhh i don’t know who wakes up first but whoever it is they absolutely let the other sleep and stay in bed with them to just stare at their face lovingly i am on the floor crying help
Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking?
They both do it and they think the other doesn’t they love each other so much please one day one of them has the other’s phone in hand and the lockscreen appears and it’s a sneak pic and they’re like “?? when did you take it” and they just answer they just took it like that and the other shows their own lockscreen with is also a sneak pic and they just laugh and laugh and then they kiss. They keep taking sneak pics even after that.
Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything?
I wanted to say Tag but oh man he’s not gonna let Éloïse pay for him sksskksk he always pays her back when it happens and that’s a habit that he never quite lets go of I think, even after they’re married (*max dies of thinking about married teloise, we’ll be right back*)
Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night?
Éloïse. I think Tag has trouble falling asleep sometimes and tosses and turns a bit too much to let her sleep peacefully.
Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy?
No mercy, ever. Each time one wins, the other will train tirelessly to get better and beat them the next time and so the cycle goes
Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other?
Tag, baby
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— IN THE SNOW
christmas headcanon scenario things that i thought of bc im in the christmas mood (mondstadt edition)
diluc, kaeya, jean, lisa, amber, sucrose, albedo, dainsleif, rosaria, fischl, bennett, razor, klee, diona, barbara, venti, noelle, mona
when it gets cold, DILUC will happily open his arms for you. the two of you cuddle up under a blanket and sing christmas carols to each other. he literally got you so much gifts like lord have mercy omg. i imagine that he’d get you two ugly sweaters along with something that you wanted for a while.
to fullfill your dreams of making snow angels, KAEYA makes some snow for you in the backyard. you both laid down next to each other and flapped your arms to make wings. this man is a menace so you two will and it is not up for debate that you are gonna have a snowball fight. KAEYA is gonna drag his brother into it and you cannot convince me otherwise.
JEAN is a busy woman so it took a bunch of begging and persuading with the help of the others. i like to imagine that JEAN can’t handle the cold very well so the two of you spent the day inside with the heater on. it was extremely fun nonetheless, the two of you exchanged gifts, watched a few christmas movies, and made out under a mistletoe
buying a variety of flowers from flora and some extra cloth with some double-sided tape, LISA let’s you decorate her hat to match the holiday season while she knits the two of you matching scarves. sometimes, the two of you would sing christmas songs such as “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” or “Deck the Halls” to the children.
christmas is spent gliding and flying around with AMBER happily. the two of you helped around town with whatever anyone needed and got with the KoF for a feast at the headquaters. later on, you helped AMBER pass out candy canes of different flavors to the townspeople of mondstadt.
on the morning of christmas, you woke up to an alchemic surprise. of tons of trial and errors, SUCROSE made you a christmas themed potion. when activated, it creates a christmas tree that has heart ornaments on it.
ALBEDO went flower picking with you. although the frigid temperatures up in dragonspine, there were a few types of flowers that had survived its coldness. ALBEDO found it fascinating and plus, it was a win-win; he was able to continue research while also joyfully picking flowers and spending time with you.
the top of the christmas tree was currently vacant of a star as you tried—keyword right here— to put a star atop of it. suddenly, DAINSLEIF came out of your guys’ shared room to help you. he carried you, being very very very careful as to not drop you. as he did so, he held the hand that had the star and led it to the top, allowing you to place the star there.
you and ROSARIA stayed at your house, drinking and getting drunk on eggnog having silly challenges like “who can drink the most ‘shots’ of eggnog” or “the bunny marshmellow challenge but with eggnog: aka, how much eggnog can you fit in your mouth” all the while christmas songs played the background.
you, FISCHL, BENNETT, and RAZOR all run around mondstadt playing tons of games like tag, freeze tag, hide and seek, tickle monster and at the end of the day, the four of you watch christmas movies and eventually the two of you had a mini dance party to christmas songs.
KLEE and DIONA were hunting down santa claus and dragged you along with them. after 7 hours of searching everyday, always to no avail, you always made hot cocoa for them for their attempts and then watched the church preform christmas carols while eating candy canes.
you came to the church on christmas morning and brought BARBARA a new dress along with a song you had wrote for her. she thought it was absolutely delightful and had complimented you on your voice saying that it was beautiful and begging for you to join them on singing christmas carols. and yes, you did agree.
you two went to diluc’s tavern in mondstadt and drank and sang to your heart’s content. VENTI and you took turns singing silly christmas songs while drunk but it was still cute nonetheless. on the other hand, the wine bill, was not so cute.
NOELLE was up all night on christmas eve’s making handmade gifts for everyone, including you. when you tried to offer your help, she quickly refused to hide the gifts she was making for you. as they say, you can’t peek on your gifts otherwise next christmas, you’ll get a lump of coal.
on christmas, you and MONA went to fresh hunter and you ate out which was a rare occassion but you have been saving up for a while and wanted to treat MONA. at the end of the meal when the two of you were done eating, you paid for it all and gave MONA a bag of mora. she was extremely grateful and refused at first but with some persuasion, she accepted.
after notes... AHGDHDHJD I’M SO HYPED FOR NO REASON FOR CHRISTMAS AND ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET AHSGDJB
taglist... @darlingxannie , @cxlrose
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request from anon: “Hi, can I request yandere alphabet for Kyojuro Rengoku 👉👈Thank you and have a good day Queen.”
pairing: yandere! kyojuro rengoku x fem reader
request status: OPENED
A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
rengoku does not give a singular fuck who sees him when it comes to giving you affection! you’re in the public? you’ll be holding his hand, kissing your cheek when he feels like it, and if it’s that bad, he’ll do a quickie in the bathroom.
B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
very messy! he doesn’t care. if he sees someone getting too close to you, he’ll make sure to get rid of them as soon as possible. he can’t let anyone get close to you. he’ll go to the ends of the earth to make sure that you’re by his side and that no one comes in between the two of you.
C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
honestly, he’ll mock the hell out of them when he feels like it’s necessary. if you’re purposely doing things to annoy him or going out of your way to piss him off, he’ll make sure to remind you that you’re never leaving him. other than that, he’ll treat you like you’re a princess! you deserve everything in the world and he’ll give it to you if he feels like you deserve it.
D - Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
despite from the sweet nature that he gives off, he will do ONE thing against your will and that’s to have kids. he needs to continue his family line and since Senjuro isn’t working to be a pillar anymore, he needs to make sure that someone continues that and it might have to be his kid.
E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
rengoku, when he feels like the time is right, will bare everything to his darling. come on now, you’re gonna be his wife, right? it’s only right that you know what his baggage is! he doesn’t care if you judge him or not, when it comes to this sort of thing, he kinda wears his heart on his sleeve.
F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
he would be kinda pissed. you’re supposed to be this perfect wife/darling and by you acting out, he doesn’t sit well with that. why can’t you be more like Sanemi’s wife? a perfect little darling that just sits there and waits for her husband like she should. punishment is a whole other ballgame that i will touch on later.
G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
absolutely tf not. how can this be a game to someone? rengoku is the kinda person where if he meets someone that he falls madly in love with, he’ll stick by you until one of you dies first and even then, he might commit sewerslide if you happen to be the one to go first. however, he might get a kick watching you trying to leave him bc it’s nearly impossible to leave where you’re trapped.
H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
rengoku’s affection, jesus christ. that shit could get mad annoying. if he’s had a particularly bad day, just brace yourself and let it happen bc he will be one affectionate mf. it could get to the point where he’ll be affection even into the next day if it’s that bad.
I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
literally a picture perfect life. (very much the american dream in a sense). he wants kids, hell, if you want pets of some sort, he’s down to adopt a few dogs or whatever you or your kids want. he just wants everyone to see that his family is perfect and how far he’s willing to go for them.
J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
oh absolutely. rengoku is the type of mf that if he sees someone flirting with his darling, he’s ending that shit QUICK. he cannot and will not let it happen. clearly it isn’t your fault so he’ll console you that you had no way of knowing what that scums intentions were and after he’s done with that, he’ll try to find the person to give them a lesson.
K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling
he will be very clingy like i said. he wants everyone to know that his relationship is perfect but in private, double that. he’ll make sure that you know you’re loved and that he wouldn’t trade his life with you for anything in the world.
L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
he would try the attempt to court you at first. rengoku is someone who is very charming so 8/10 times, it’ll work. however, if you’re being stubborn, that’s when the other side of rengoku comes out. but if you do decide to date him willingly, he’s the sweetest mf ever. he’ll bring you courting gives to every date, etc, etc.
M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
honestly, rengoku is seen as the black sheep in the sense that he’s always readily happy and enthusiastic. not much changes when he’s in the public. unless you happen to piss him off in public, seemingly the only time when he would change his personality.
N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
he doesn’t try to do it often, he hates seeing you hurt. but if you happen to actually piss him off to the point where you need to be punished, anything ranging from being alone for days to sexual punishment (that i wont be going into detail for).
O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
not many tbh. you have free range into his entire estate. however if he has maids working around, they know it’s best for them not to talk to you. he wont let you leave his estate to speak to anyone. you have the right to anything as long as you’re not trying to leave or get into contact with someone. he’ll even let you visit your friends or family as long as he’s there.
P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
eh, he’s about 50/50. he can be very patient with you or be ticked off almost immediately. more than likely tho, he’ll deal with your shit most days. the days that he doesn’t, it’s probably bc he had already probably had a bad day and you’re just making shit worse.
Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
if you die, rengoku won’t move on and like i said before, he’d probably commit sleep forever. if you escape, he’ll spend the rest of his days looking for you. regardless if you escape or die, he won’t move on. you’re his and you will remain that way important person in his life.
R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
to a certain point, he’d feel guilty. i think the only thing eating him up is the unethical part in all of this. the fact that he’s basically abducted you and refuses to let you go. but will he ever let you go? absolutely not. you’d have to kill him before that happens.
S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
i see the only way this happening is bc of his life. his childhood wasn’t the greatest but it wasn’t exactly the worst so idk, i think more than anything it was out of curiosity and probably seeing others do it that make him snap.
T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
if rengoku isn’t at fault for making you upset, he’s HEARTBROKEN. he doesn’t like seeing you that way and he’ll find the person that did it and make them pay for it. HOWEVER, if he was the cause of it, he almost turns into a wall and brushes it off, probably murmuring that you deserved whatever it is that made you cry.
U -Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
honestly no. he wouldn’t only bc he’s very much the person that finds the classics of being a yandere as the only way to do it. anything like killing your darling or along those lines are way to extreme for him and he doesn’t like it when others step out of line.
V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
SENJURO RENGOKU. his little brother is also his world and i think if you catch kyojuro in a situation where you can exploit senjuro, he might give in but honestly, it probably won’t hurt and it’ll be worse for you when he finally has you alone.
W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
like i said before, only if it was necessary. he wouldn’t ever intentionally hurt you if you didn’t deserve it. he doesn’t like seeing you hurt and he hates seeing you cry so only if it came to you being a brat would he then actively physically punish you.
X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
ehhhhhh, not really. he sees this relationship as 50/50 however he did kinda worship you when he wasn’t your boyfriend/husband but he would go different lengths in order to win you over. he doesn’t really care what he has to do, he will make you his whether you like it or not.
Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
tbh, it doesn’t take long before he snaps. if he sees you going out with someone and he feels like you might leave him, that’ll be a point. if he sees you being too free, that might be another point. in general, less than a year before he snaps. hell, less than half a year.
Z - Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
mentally, YES! physically, if he needed to. but not to the point where he’s killed you.
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The Other Side of the Storm
Summary: Spencer & Luke are not out as a couple but have to attend the same FBI gala where a young, pretty agent insists on flirting with Luke. Misunderstandings and surprising reveals ensue.
Tags: relationship reveal, secret relationship, coming out, jealousy, caught, hurt/comfort, autistic spencer, angst with a happy ending, misunderstandings, found family, est. rel., cuddling & snuggling, domestic fluff
Pairing: Luke Alvez x Spencer Reid
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Lets pretend I didn't just disappear for a couple of weeks bc I'm BACK now yay! This is written for a prompt from @ralvezhq who asked: "Ralvez is already dating but no one knows about them yet. they get invited to some sort of FBI gala and a young, accomplished female agent won’t stop flirting with luke and spencer is absolutely not having it so he finds a way to let everyone know they are together." -- I stuck to it except that they're caught rather than willingly confessing, I hope that's okay! I really enjoyed this one, so I hope you do as well.
!!!TW: the woman is very insistent on her flirting and makes Luke uncomfortable when she touches his chest without his consent!!!
“Any particular reason you keep looking over at that table full of Fugitive Task Force members, Spence?” JJ asks amusedly, sipping from her wine glass.
“Mm, I’ve noticed you looking over there a little bit,” Tara muses. “You got your eye on someone?”
Spencer looks down and forces a laugh, but he can feel the tips of his ears turning pink, and knows that he’s not gonna hear the end of this for the rest of the night. The team have never been fond of the FBI Galas they’re forced into attending every year, and unfortunately, Hotch’s usual stunt of pulling a non-urgent case from the stack and jetting off to some far-flung corner of the country to avoid it failed to fool the director this time.
He’d broken the news to them at the start of the week, and conversation in the bullpen has pretty much exclusively revolved around the event ever since. Even Penelope, who loves seeing people win awards and dressing up in her favourite full-glam outfits, has been significantly less upbeat. She only gave him one spontaneous hug all week.
None of them, though, have been dreading it more than Spencer. The others aren’t exactly fond of the faux smiles and convoluted politics and fake niceties either, sure, but tonight he has far more to lose than ever before. Namely, the man sat just out of his direct eye line at the Fugitive Task Force table.
Ironically, he and Luke had gotten ready for the same event together. They’d stood in the mirror side by side and tied one another’s ties in the way that always makes Spencer smile and Luke had gently brushed his hair out of eyes, but when it came time to leave, Spencer called a rideshare, and Luke drove the truck, arriving at completely different times in completely different vehicles.
The thing is, that as much as he loves his team, and as much as the FBI fraternisation policy has been significantly relaxed over the last few years, no one can know they’re together and have been for the last eight months.
Even the thought of Derek or Hotch or even JJ finding out — not only that he’s dating someone but that that person is a man — makes him feel queasy.
Which is why he smiles around an awkward cough and forces himself to meet the eyes of his profiler teammates, fighting every instinct in him to run, leg it out of here, never show your face again.
“No, I’m just looking at the clock above them,” he lies, and it isn’t smooth in any way shape or form but it’ll have to do. “You know I can’t wait for this to end. I haven’t read any Carl Jung in weeks.”
Tara laughs, raising her wine glass slightly. “Now that I understand.”
“Nah, I’m not so sure,” Derek grins slyly, “I think my man has his eye on some girl and he’s just getting a little shy, am I right, pretty boy?” He quirks an eyebrow playfully, leaning over to pat him on the back, and Spencer scrambles to recover.
“Believe whatever you’d like, Morgan,” he says, bringing his own glass to his lips to conceal any tells in his expression. “Doesn’t make it any less false.”
Thankfully, the conversation is interrupted by the Director clearing his throat into the mic on the stage as he introduces the next round of awards. Spencer loses himself in the anonymity of a dark room and a clapping audience, grateful that he’s avoided this round of interrogation.
The rest of the night progresses similarly. Spencer tries to keep his eyes away from Luke’s table — and valiantly attempts to keep from blushing like a schoolgirl when their eyes meet and Luke’s lips quirk upwards in an I-tried-to-stop-it-but-I-just-can’t kind of smile — and the rest of his team rib him pretty relentlessly about this ‘girl’ he supposedly has his eye on.
Hotch tries to get the team to leave him alone, but when a group of skilled, determined profilers all a little tipsy on wine and champagne encounter a friend’s mysterious love life, it’s pretty difficult to stand in their way.
Once dessert is served, though, things rapidly go downhill.
As much as he’s been trying to keep his eyes away from Luke’s table, it’s almost impossible to prevent his gaze from straying in a temporary moment of cognitive lapse every now and then, and while everyone is relatively quiet and occupied, digging into the Belgian waffle dessert, it happens once again. This time, though, instead of a small smile from Luke, he’s rewarded with the frankly heart-stopping sight of a young, pretty agent practically sitting in his lap, trying to feed him dessert.
He looks uncomfortable, and immediately Spencer is hit with an overwhelming wave of insecurity, jealousy, and an urge to protect that strangles his breath for a moment. He stares unabashedly, no longer caring whether anyone sees him because that’s his boyfriend and an extremely pretty woman is all over him and he looks like he wants her to stop, and oh my god, what does he do?
“Is that the girl you like all over that dude?” Derek asks sympathetically, catching onto Spencer’s staring. “It’s alright, man, if she’d choose someone else over you then she’s not right for you anyway. Why don’t you come and enjoy your dessert?”
Spencer senses the rest of the team’s eyes on him, but they don’t say anything, probably from a combination of pity, awkwardness, and confidence in Derek to counsel him through it. He’s hardly cognisant of that, though, instead a roar of emotion crashing through his mind, and he has no idea what to do about it.
When he sees a perfectly manicured hand land directly on Luke’s chest, though; when he sees Luke reject her more firmly, this time pushing her away; when he watches as she clearly gears herself up for some sad protest of self-victimisation, he sees red.
Before he can stop himself, he’s storming across the room over to Luke’s table. “Hi,” he says firmly, audibly pissed off and not in the mood for bullshit, “do you mind if I borrow my friend here? I have some official FBI business to discuss with him. Thanks.”
Without waiting for a response, he grabs Luke’s arm and leads him to the corridor outside the main hall, Luke following quickly and willingly behind him.
“Are you okay?” Spencer asks with his brow furrowed, his hand coming up to gently rest on Luke’s waist as he peers at him concernedly through the dim lighting of the hallway.
“Yes, baby, I’m fine,” Luke smiles reassuringly, raising a hand to Spencer’s face. “I’m sorry you had to see that. She was… persistent.”
“She shouldn’t have made you uncomfortable like that,” Spencer insists, still feeling distressed and anxious despite the immediate situation having been diffused.
“You’re right,” Luke agrees. “And she should’ve listened to me when I told her I was taken. I’m sorry you had to see someone flirting with me so openly like that, carinõ, I know you still get insecure about things like that.”
Spencer sighs, relaxing slowly the more he hears Luke’s voice as steady and strong and kind as it always is. He steps forward and buries his face in Luke’s neck as he nestles in close for a comforting hug.
“You know I only have eyes for you, right, sweetheart?” Luke whispers softly, one arm holding his waist and another tangling itself in Spencer’s loose curls.
He nods into Luke’s neck, but doesn’t make any move to pull away, just enjoying the warmth and closeness of standing so intimately with the man he loves until—
“Spencer!” Derek’s voice pulls him violently from his sweet escape from reality and horror instantly floods him as he jerks away from Luke, staring at Derek in a nauseating mixture of alarm and trepidation.
“What…” Derek stares right back at him as both JJ and Tara come tumbling through the doors behind him, looking ready for a fight—
Oh. That makes sense. They all saw him storming towards a woman they thought he had a crush on, then pull the man she was flirting with out into the most secluded corridor surrounding the hall. Even considering Spencer’s character, he has to admit that the circumstances definitely look like he was gearing up for a fight, and everyone knows that he is not the kind of person who could hold his own against an ex-military man who chases down criminals for a living.
“You’re… not fighting him,” Derek says hesitantly, the puzzle pieces clearly falling into place for him.
Spencer shakes his head minutely, and is only thankful when Luke inches closer and wraps an arm around him. After all, he has nothing more to lose.
“You were looking at him, not her,” Derek continues slowly.
Spencer nods, unable to meet the eyes of any of the three friends standing in front of him.
“You’re dating him,” he says, still sounding shocked, his voice almost entirely numb. “You’re gay.”
“Or bisexual,” Tara offers, and Spencer takes a little comfort in the fact that she doesn’t sound shocked or upset, her voice warm and helpful. He tries to meet her eye, but he can’t work up the courage and buries closer into Luke’s embrace instead.
“Gay,” he whispers.
“Spence,” JJ says quietly, earnestly, “why didn’t you tell us?”
It’s too much to go into right now, too convoluted and long of a story for him to explain when even choking out a single syllable takes a herculean effort, so he shrugs instead.
“We were talking all night assuming you were interested in a woman,” Derek says numbly, more to himself than anything, but Spencer watches out of the corner of his eye as he shakes off the shock and comes back to himself, slowly putting more of the puzzle together as he looks at Spencer. “That’s why you didn’t tell us. We’ve been making assumptions all this time and hurting you in the process.”
“Oh, Spence,” JJ whispers sadly, stepping a little closer.
“I’m so sorry, pretty boy, I— I should’ve known or tried to be more inclusive at least, I’m so sorry I made you feel like this.”
The regret in his friends’ voices and the absence of a negative reaction brings him out of the safety of Luke’s arms slightly. His boyfriend is eyeing him with serious concern, and he tries a smile to reassure him a little, squeezing his hand.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you,” he manages, clearing his throat awkwardly as he finally succeeds in making eye contact. “It’s a long story and I’ll tell you another time, but, uh— this is Luke. We’ve been together for eight months, two weeks, and four days.”
Luke smiles fondly. “As much as we didn’t expect to reveal it like this, it’s nice to meet all of you properly,” Luke says warmly, shaking everyone’s hands quickly before stepping back to Spencer and interlocking their fingers, pressing a quick but meaningful kiss to his temple.
“I’m really glad you felt able to share this with us, Spence,” Tara says encouragingly, smiling at him in that bright, reassuring way of hers that rivals Penelope in the warmth and comfort it radiates. “I’m proud of you.”
Something about her reaction this entire time has him wondering whether she already knew. He’ll ask her later when he feels less like his heart is still firmly lodged in his throat.
“Me too, kid,” Derek agrees, smiling as well. Spencer wonders whether the initial shock and numb reaction was more a response to his own behaviour than anything about him and Luke, and the thought makes him feel substantially better.
JJ grins, stepping forward and grabbing Spencer’s other hand. “Me three.”
Before anyone can say anything else, the doors are opening again and Penelope is flying through them.
“Oh! Thank god you’re all okay! You just ran off after Spencer and I left you guys to it because I thought you could handle it better than I could but then you didn’t come back and even Hotch was worried, and—” she cuts herself off as she realises everyone staring at her, and slowly she takes in the scene around her. “Oh my god, I’ve missed something. Oh my god, I missed a moment, didn’t I? What have I told you guys about having moments without me? Someone tell me what happened, please, before I explode—”
“Alright, Penelope,” Spencer chuckles, interrupting her. He’s known her for too long to expect her to cut herself off when she’s on a tirade like that. “Uh, this is Luke. My boyfriend.”
“Your… your boyfriend? Oh my god, I finally get to meet him? Wait you told the others? Oh my god I’ve missed so much!”
“Penelope knew?” Derek asks, surprised.
“Half of mine and Spencer’s mutual friends are FBI Agents, and the other half are drag queens, of course I knew,” Penelope dismisses him, “but he wasn’t ready for me to meet his boyfriend yet or even know his name and I very nicely did not go hunting to find him out because I could’ve done that, but I didn’t, because I value you so much as a friend, Spencer, and I’m so glad you finally—”
“Penelope!” Spencer interjects, laughing even more as the tension and distress he’d felt only minutes ago finally melts away fully. “Do you actually want to introduce yourself to Luke, or do you want to keep rambling about drag queens?”
“Right! Yes!” she says eagerly, turning to Luke. “I’m Penelope and it is so nice to meet you, like you don’t even know how much I’ve wanted to meet the man who has my blueberry muffin blushing bright pink in the corner of my batcave while he texts on the phone, and I know you call him carinõ because I saw a text once and it’s the sweetest nickname ever, you are just the cutest, and we are going to be best friends—”
Spencer rests his head on Luke’s shoulder as he listens fondly to Penelope rambling and his friends chatting amongst themselves and everyone getting to know the most important man in his life — the only man he’s ever wanted anything long term with, the only man he’s ever wanted to actually marry one day — and a warm, sweet feeling of contentment floods his chest.
It’s far from the way he thought he’d feel after the team found about Luke, and he savours it, holds it in his mouth for as long as he can before swallowing the memory and filing it away to treasure forever. A moment like this deserves that kind of reverence.
“How are you feeling about tonight?” Luke asks gently as they crawl into bed, tired but happy at gone 2am. He pulls Spencer into his side as soon as they’re under the duvet, resting his chin on his head as he always does.
Moments like these make Spencer smile, the kind of familiar routine that’s so essential to their relationship. Luke had figured out early on that close physical contact and firm touches make him feel safe and settle his racing mind, so they’d worked out positions that made them both feel comfortable, and now relaxing into them is second nature.
“A bit weird,” Spencer admits after thinking for a moment. “I’m happy that they know now and everyone took it well, but it’s strange. A significant part of who I am has been not only that I’m gay, but the dedication I felt to protecting that secret. And now that it’s out, it feels like something private has been bared for my friends to inspect.”
“I think that’s only natural,” Luke muses quietly, pressing a kiss to Spencer’s curls. “It’ll take some getting used to, but you’ll adjust eventually.”
Spencer sighs. “Yeah, you’re right. After I tackle telling Hotch and Rossi, it’ll be nice not to have to hide it. I’ll be able to talk about you at work and maybe even go crazy and put a photo of you on my desk.”
“Wow, that is wild, check you out,” Luke chuckles, before they settle into a comfortable silence in the warm glow of their bedroom. Eventually, he speaks up though, quiet and reverent. “I’m proud of you, carinõ. I really am.”
The words instantly make Spencer smile, a light blush tinging his ears again. He hides his face in Luke’s chest, scooching impossibly closer into his arms. “I love you,” he whispers.
“I love you, too, Spencer,” Luke replies, a happy sigh in his voice.
He reaches over and turns off the bedside lamp. His hand returns to Spencer’s hair and something clicks into place somewhere, a fundamental alignment of the universe that brings a feeling of something so incredibly right as their breathing rhythmically matches to one another and they slide into the welcome embrace of sleep.
I hope you enjoyed that! I had a lot of fun with this one. If anyone has any more ralvez relationship reveal prompts, feel free to send them my way!
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ranking the doctors based on whether or not i could beat them in a fight:
one: no fucking way
look ik that he’s an old man but he beat the shit outta that one guy in the romans AND the robot-him that the daleks made. he also did NOT hesitate to try bash that caveman in the head with a rock so he definitely wouldn’t hesitate to beat me within an inch of my life.
two: probably
first off, let me clarify that i would never hurt him, i don’t think i could physically bring myself to do it. but if i had to, i’d totally win. bring it on little man. also; he doesn’t have a very good track record in delivering punches or defense BUT; he’s more flight than fight, and im a shit runner. so if he got away, there’s no way in hell i’d catch him again. i still say the likelihood of me winning is relatively high
three: oh hell no
the man has a pHd in kicking ass. he would fed-ex same-day ship my ass directly back to my maker.
four: definitely
idgaf that he has like a good foot on me; knees only bend one way and it ain’t backwards or sideways motherfucker come at me. i would kick the shit outta him, no doubt.
five: absolutely
this one it pretty self explanatory; what are u gonna do, twink? huh?? you gonna swing ur stupid little cricket bat at me?? id like to see you try. the only thing i’m worried about is he’s got a lot of backup to call on but one on one, id totally kick his ass.
six: no way
i mean he strangled peri so- he would beat the shit outta me, man idk what u want me to say.
seven: absolutely not
he’s a sadistic, manipulative, little man. i love him. he also: terrifies me. he’s the first version of the doctor id be scared to fight.
eight: bring it on, pretty boy
again, same with two, i would never hes so sweet and id feel terrible but, if i had to id win:
-THAT BEING SAID-
war: tell my mother i love her
eight im pretty sure i could take but war would kill me; he’s called the fucking WAR DOCTOR. THIS MAN SURVIVED A LITERAL W A R. he wouldn’t want to obv, but that’s the only way i can see this scenario playing out.
nine: i’m going to the hospital
i don’t think he’d want to fight me, he’d go easy on me bc he is a sweetheart. but: he would totally wreck my shit.
ten: let’s go, pretty boy, round 2
pre-christmas specials before he kinda went down the dark path, i totally win. the man in a bean poll, i could crush his head with my thighs. BUT: post-time lord victorious ego-trip, he would put a gun to my head and shoot me point blank, execution style.
eleven: i’m not afraid to fight a child
again, pre-emo phase, id totally win but like post-season 7, i think we might be evenly matched. i feel like he’s got a lot of pent up rage. but then again, so do i.
twelve: absolutely fucking not
this man could end my life with a LOOK, besides from seven, he’s the only other version of the doctor that would have me shitting myself if i ever had to square up with him
thirteen: lmao nah
id let her beat me up, no cap 🥴
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Slashers Ranked: Who Could I Fight
-Billy Lenz: 4/10. I would definitely lose. He seems like he'd be easy to lose hold of. Would definitely bite. It'd be fun until he chokes me to death.
-RZ Michael Myers: 0/10. Man is built like a brick shithouse, are you kidding me? I'd shove him, he'd flick me halfway across the globe.
-1978 Michael Myers: 6/10. I would lose, no bones about it, but God, it'd be a good fight. By good fight I mean it'd be a big and lethal game of tag. I would never face this man 1 v 1 intentionally (unless we were fuckin).
-Lester Sinclair: 0/10. Would not fight. He may as well be my brother.
- Bo Sinclair: 10/10. Would rock his shit. Then probably hook up with him. Duality of man.
- Vincent Sinclair: 4/10. I would never willingly fight him, but if I needed to, I'd rock his shit. I'd just like...rather not. He's v pretty.
-Jason Voorhees: -8/10. I'd never fight Jason and unlike with Lester, that just means I'd get my shit rocked and would die painfully. But hey, at least it's outside.
-Brahms Heelshire: 9/10. I'd rock his shit too. You think just cuz he's tall and handsome and British that I wouldn't?
-Thomas Hewitt: 0/10 I simply would not fight him. Sorry kids. That being said, I'd be perfectly content helping the family with anything they need, so hopefully that'd save my skin (literally)
- Pavi Largo: 7/10. I'd rock this pretty boy's shit then immediately be disemboweled by his brother or sister.
- Luigi Largo: 5/10. Have you ever seen two people with older sibling syndrome and anger issues get into a fight? Okay. Alright. Now give them each a knife. This is only a low ranked fight bc I have a big ass crush on Bill Moseley and would hate to hurt Luigi bc of it.
- Amber Sweet: -1/10. Most people would assume that fighting Amber looks like a bitch fight with scratching and hair pulling. Most people would be wrong, that's a fight with Pavi. Fighting with Amber looks like you shove her, she calls her body guards to fuck you up and they're rather good at their job. She doesn't have time to entertain petty little fights.
- Graverobber: 10/10. I'd totally get fucked up, but I'd love to get thrown around by him.
-Amanda Young: I'm gonna say 3/10 because she may throw me in a saw trap if I win or lose. Shit, the fight could be a saw trap.
- Leslie Vernon: 15/10. Please let me fight this fucker. Please. He seems similar to fighting Michael, but with slightly more humor to it and potentially less dying.
- Charlie Hewitt: 3/10. I'd shoot him and be done with it. Like no offense, but I kinda don't like him anyway... sorry
- Asa Emory: 4/10. Either I fuck up Asa to the point he can't hurt me, or I get thrown in a trunk and brought to the hotel. This sounds like a lose lose. Frankly speaking? I'd love to say I could take Asa in a fight, but in a true moment of knowing thyself, I will say that I would be a very pretty bug sculpture.
Bubba Sawyer: 0/10, would not fight. I just wouldn't. Not bc he's baby or whatever, I just like him too much. Also, he's fuckin stacked. He'd rock my shit in a heart beat.
Drayton Sawyer: Two scores. Old man Drayton? 5/10. I could rock his shit, but simply wouldn't. Young man Drayton? 12/10. I'd rock his shit then makeout with him while we're all bloody and bruised up. Why? idk. Give me one reason why not.
- Lawrence Oleander: 4/10. I'd win, but at what personal cost? I couldn't even kill him in game (I couldn't make myself do it). If I had to fight him? I'm fairly sure I'm faster and I'm fully willing to kick him in the shin and run. If he gets ahold of me? I may be fucked.
- Strade: 7/10. Two smartasses walk into a bar. One walks out, the other is being carried to an unmarked van by the first one. Yeah. Okay. So I'd totally die, that's first off. Second? I'd totally be internet famous by the end of it. I feel like Strade would use my correct pronouns as he's pulling my fingernails out for laughs.
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Can u do play fighting w Dallas would include? :3 either nsfw or sfw is fine
heya birdie! when i saw this ask come in i was Y E L L I N G bc play fighting w. dally ngl scares the shit outta me and he’d play dirty asf, but also he’d kinda soft? here’s my mess - mae
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Play Fighting with Dallas Winston Headcanons:
° Alright, straight off the bat, if you think for one second that Dal’s gonna take it easy on you, you thought wrong asf!
° This guy freaking cheats like the word’s his damn middle name! Which it is, let’s be real lmaoo
° Probably German Suplex’s you onto your damn mattress for Christ sake! He broke the bed sajffjkds
° But do you play nice either? Hell no! There’s a war you’ve saddled up to, and you’re Dallas Winston’s s/o! Ofc you’re not letting him win without a good fight.
° This one time he made the fatal mistake of underestimating you the first time y’all both play fought. He was horrifically surprised when you managed to keep him in a headlock for a solid 20 seconds before he tickled your sides like a possessed man.
° “Is that how we’re playin’ things doll?”
° “You cheated!”
° “Course I did, I’m Dallas Winston!”
° istg you cringed sdhsahfsdf.
° “You make it sound like that’s something to be proud of.”
° “What’d you just say, you lil shit?!”
° Cue you running round the outside of your home and your neighbors thinking you’re a total freak, check!
° Play fights also turn into tickle fights, and you play dirty bc you know Dally has ticklish armpits.
° “I swear to God, you do that one more ti-”
° “Oooh! You swore to God- I thought you only swore to yourself.”
° You talk back a lot and Dally just has to accept it now lol
° If you play fight in front of others, like the gang for instance, Dally’s real mean about it, pinning you down in odd positions that make the boys tease you.
° So help anyone who’s an arms length away bc they’ll get kicked or punched.
° “Sorry Pony! Dally kept-”
° “We all know what Dally does to you in your free time.” Soda laughs wildly from the other end of the room.
° “What was that?!” You freeze, anger flashing across your countenance.
° “Sheesh, everyday you start soundin’ more and more like Dally, eh Two-bit?” Steve grins, elbowing his buddy playfully in the side.
° “Damn right! They’re lookin’ bout as ugly as him too!” Two-bit grins, dodging the empty beer can launched at his head by Dally.
° “What’d you say about me?!”
° Oftentimes play fighting is a playful activity for you and Dally since Dally can be quite relaxed. He doesn’t take things too personally. Even tho he’s a straight up Jackass.
° He let’s you win sometimes, especially if you reward him like kisses or get him a beer.
° “You tell anyone I did that, I’m skinnin’ ya!”
° “I’ll note it in my diary to tell Soda.”
° Play fighting occurred this one time he read your journal and it had some embarrassing shit in it about how you were in love with him. He got a right kick out of you shoving your face into his chest once he’d pinned your arms down by your side.
° “C’mon! It ain’t that bad!”
° “It’s worse than the time Soda puked on me in first grade!”
° Can’t go without saying that things turn sexual either bc this is Dallas Winston we’re talking about.
° Often times it ends with him pinning you down and starting a make out session.
° Or he’ll pin you down and be a little mean, staring down into your eyes with little words being said.
° “What?”
° “What do you mean, what?”
° “Dal, don’t be an ass!”
° “When am I not?”
° The times when he suddenly stops, lifts you up slightly and places you ontop of him. They’re v precious and I support these moments.
° Or the wild times when he throws you over his shoulder and slaps your ass like a champ!
° Play fighting with Dally is riddled with fun, playfulness and competition. He’s always looking to demonstrate how much stronger he is, but in a way that doesn’t hurt you or scare you because Dally just doesn’t get a kick outta scaring you like he does other people. You’re like Johnny, his soft spot.
° Play fighting is often relaxing and his way of teasing you. Touch is something kinda foreign to Dally, especially if it’s not in a sexual way. So, although play fighting can turn sexual, it allows for him to show affection towards you in a way that isn’t sexual.
° Dallas just sucks at speaking how he feels. So you can really tell her cares for you when he let’s you win a play fight in private or goes a little easier on you, particularly when he’s in a good mood.
° Just never bring that fact up though! Because if you do, he won’t go easy on you for awhile. Though it’s all done in good fun!
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decay of metal
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elfydesires
Elves gonna elf
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