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First drawing of the year, it's the Year of the Dragon! 🐉
And so, what better than Neo playing pretend a little?🍨
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God of Darkness: You should not have come here, human. Why do you cross through my domain?
Jaune: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.
God of Darkness: You ended up in the twelfth realm of torment on your way to the kitchen?
Jaune: I am not a clever man.
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if i told you the most problematic characters in rwby looked like this.
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Ruby: What Happened! Are you guys alright!?!?
Ren: ... No ... We coulsn't stop her ...
Ruby: Couldn't stop who?
Jaune: Nora ... She got into the Five hour energies ... She downed Five of them ...
Ruby: Where is she?
Ozcar *Thousand yard stare* The 25th hour of the day ...
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Nora: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS YOU FUCKERS!
G.o.L: OW! FUCK OFF YOU DEMON!
G.o.D: *On a 'scroll'* HELP US!
Blacksmith: You did this to yourselves. Take Care of it Yourselves, or come visit. I cannot go to you.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#rwby shitpost#lie ren#oscar pine#the brother gods#brother gods#god of light#brother of light#god of darkness#brother of darkness
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Touch of Gray
Jaune: *relaxing on the couch with Pyrrha, gently playing with his hair*
Jaune: …hey Pyr?
Pyrrha: *looks up from her magazine* Hmm? What is it, Jaune?
Jaune: Hypothetically, what would you think if I started going gray as I got older…?
Pyrrha: 🤔
Pyrrha’s Vision of the Future:
Pyrrha: 😍 MMMmmmm…..!
????: …pyrr…
????: …rha…Pyrr…ha!
Jaune: …PYRRHA!!
Pyrrha: AAHH!! I’m sorry!
Jaune: You kinda…spaced out there for a minute, Pyr! Whatcha thinking about?
Pyrrha: *looks away* Oh, nothing~! 😅
Jaune: Now that I’m thinking about it, what if I started going bald like my granddad? That’d be pretty ridiculous! 🥚
Pyrrha: …
Pyrrha: …No. I will fight the universe to stop that horrible future from coming to be.
Jaune: …this conversation took a really unsettling turn. You know I’m kidding, right?
Pyrrha: I will kill the gods for that head of hair. 👿
God of Light/God of Darkness: *just returned, immediately depart Remnant again* NOPE!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#god of light#god of darkness#the brother gods remember the last time#Pyrrha would finish what Salem started
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#ascendance of a bookworm#god of darkness#goddess of light#flutrane#leidenschaft#schutzaria#ewigeliebe#geduldh#mestionora#honzuki no gekokujou
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Jaune: I'm the Hunts-Man, you lunatic. Anyway, you guys got any 'shrooms?
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Bystander: Are you... An angel!?
Jaune: Yeah, sure, whatever... You got any ketamine?
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Jaune: I know you're here, Roman, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?
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Grunt #1: Be careful, man. I hear Hunts-Man attacks with all sorts of random bullshit.
Grunt #2: Please. I got him dead to rights. Now to-
Jaune: *Throws something* Random bullshit GO!!!
Grunt #1: Damn you Hunts-Man!
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Jaune: I am the god of light. Hand over your wallet and your ketamine or Remnant is doomed.
Marrow: Fuck off, Hunts-Man. I'm not falling for that one again.
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Jaune: ... Why do I hear Eminem all of a sudden?
Hound: *Looming over him*
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Clover: Someone's hacking the system, but who? Hunts-Man!
Jaune: Where's my goddamn money!?
Harriet: No-one here owes you money, you drunk, crazy asshole. Roman isn't even on the Ace-Ops, so stop calling here.
Jaune: Wait... Roman isn't an Ace-Op?
Jaune: That lying fuck.
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Jaune: You know who I really want to fight? Junior.
Elm: Wait, the asparagus from VeggieTales? Or the crime lord?
Jaune: ... Yes.
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Jaune: Honestly? At this point, I don't even remember why Roman owes me money. But a guy's got to live by a code, you know?
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Vine: It's over, Hunts-Man! I have the high ground!
Jaune: Impossible. Do you even know how many drugs I'm on right now?
Vine: That's not what I-
Jaune: Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!
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Nora: Dammit, Jauney, let someone else have a turn for once!
Jaune: No! Ren is my homie... Only I get to give him a goodnight kiss!
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Jaune: Using my Marine Corps training, I can turn ANYTHING into a weapon! Even this rifle!
Watts: Uh, isn't a rifle already a weapon?
Jaune: *Snaps rifle in half and smacks him across the face* Semper Fi, bitch!
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Jaune: God of Darkness, you fucking nerd! Where's my... Uhhh what are you doing?
G.o.D: Don't let her get me. I didn't mean to look at those lewd hieroglyphics! Forget if gods can bleed. Can a god simp?!
Jaune: What the fuck are you talki-
G.o.D: *Grabs him* I was horny, Jaune Arc. And now, Salem is going to quantum bonk me!
Jaune: Who is going to what now??
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Roman: *Half dead inside of grimm* What? It's impossible. It can't be... A way out! And... the Hunts-Man!?
Jaune: That's right, bitch! Now where's my goddamn money? Don't make me come down there and waterboard you, shitheel.
#rwby#jaune arc#marrow amin#clover ebi#harriet bree#elm ederne#vine zeki#nora valkyrie#arthur watts#god of darkness#roman torchwick#moon knight
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Are Ya There God? It's Me Ruby.
GoD: Ha, ha foolish brother your pathetic humans are no match for my Grimms.
GoL: Your misplaced trust in your mindless creation will be your undoing. Because humanity's strength is not in their strength but in their capacity to do good.... And look brother one of them is praying to me. No doubt praying for their loved one.
Back on Remnant.
Ruby: God if you're there please listen to my prayer.... I wish for a huge piece of gigantic schlong between my cooch so I can use it to penetrate Jaune's soft, bouncy buttocks and I also wanted to have the ability to impregnate Jaune. Please God I will not ask for anything more. Hugs and kisses Ruby Rose... 🌹
GoD: ......
GoL: Fuck it! I'll end it all myself.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#god of light#god of darkness#wish
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Alive Me
Pyrrha: "Alive me bitch! I need to get that Arc dick!"
GoL: "NO! YOU'VE ASKED ME THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, AND I'LL KEEP TELLING YOU AS SUCH! BESIDES, HE'S WITH ROSE ANYWAY, SO WHAT WOULD IT MATTER?!"
Pyrrha: "Yeah, I know he's with Ruby now! You think that will stop me from fucking him? Hell, I'll fuck her too! They're both total catches, and here I am, wasting away being dead as fuck when I COULD be down their alive as fuck and GETTING fucked!"
GoL openly gaped at Pyrrha’s aggressive honesty, before gritting his teeth in annoyance.
GoL: "THE ANSWER. IS. NO!"
Pyrrha narrows her eyes at GoL in annoyance, before a gasp escaped her as she was hit with a sudden epiphany. She turned to face GoD with a gleeful smile on her face.
Pyrrha: "Will you alive me again and put me back on Remnant?"
GoL: "WHAT?! MY BROTHER WILL DO NO SUCH THING-"
GoD: "DEPENDS. WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"
His brothers interruption caught GoL off so suddenly, that it caused him to nearly choke on his own spit before he gave him an incredulous look.
GoL: "WHAT?!"
Pyrrha flashed GoD a dazzling PR smile worthy of champion fighter, before happily explaining her proposal to the curious deity.
Pyrrha: "I'll not only go down and continue helping to fix your brothers fuck ups, I'll also convert Jaune AND Ruby into being worshippers of yours and helping others understand your words and teachings!"
GoD put a hand to his chin as he thought her words over, while GoL could only stare on in disbelief at the fact that his brother was actually giving them consideration.
GoD: "MMMMMH, THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD TERMS..."
GoL: "BROTHER, YOU CANNOT JUST-!"
Before GoL could finish, Pyrrha chose to propose one last add on that she knew would bring his brother to her side.
Pyrrha: "Plus, it would annoy both Salem, Ozpin, AND your brother to no end knowing that you willingly allowed me back to life but refused to let either one of them pass on, even if it's your brothers fault!"
Pyrrha knew she had the God of Darkness right then and there when his eyes widened in shocked glee and he clapped both his hands together sending a loud echo throughout the unending darkness surrounding them.
GoD: "AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A DEAL MISS NIKOS!"
GoL: "WHAT?! BROTHER YOU CAN'T-!"
GoL tried interjecting, only to be cut off as his brother gave him a scathing look.
GoD: "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I DESIRE TO DO BROTHER, ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE DEAD. BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, MY REPSONABILITES PERTAINED TO DEALING WITH BOTH LIFE AND DEATH, AND AS SUCH, I CAN LET HER GO BACK DOWN IF I DAMN SO WELL PLEASE.”
GoL: "I-YOU-HOW DARE-!"
GoD: "BROTHER, ARE YOU TRULY GOING TO DENY SENDING BACK A POWERFUL WARRIOR SUCH AS MISS NIKOS? SURELY HER STRENGTH AND SKILL WOULD AID YOUR IDIOT FAILURE OF A KNIGHT IN ACTUALLY COMPLETEING THIS ABSOLUTE MORONIC TASK AGAINST SALEM?"
GoL fought hard to keep his temper under control, his teeth gnashing against one another as he really had no counter argument to deny Nikos from returning to the mortal coil.
GoL: "...I WILL CONCEDE THAT HER SKILLS AND STRENGTH WOULD BE A BOON TO OZMA’S CRUSADE AGAINST SALEM. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN-!”
GoL hadn’t even finished speaking when he was once again cut off by his brother, who held a satisfied smile on his face.
GoD: "THEN IT'S SETTLED. MISS NIKOS WILL BREATH MORTAL AIR YET AGAIN."
GoL: "YOU JUST CAN'T DECIDE THAT RIGHT NOW!"
GoD: "OH, BUT I CAN DEAR BROTHER! AND BY "I CAN" I MEAN, I ALREADY SENT HER BACK FIVE MINUTES AGO WHILE I WAS DISTRACTING YOU."
GoL: "...YOU SON OF BIT-!"
-Back on Remnant-
Pyrrha breathed in deeply, taking in that fresh, living air, before exhaling it all out. she opened her eyes to take in a bright sunny day, her whole being vibrating with excitement, and before she knew it she was running to the nearby borders of Argus. She let loose a cackle, before she loudly declared to the whole world.
Pyrrha: "FUCKING FREE AGAIN BITCHES! YOU TWO BETTER KEEP THAT BED WARM AND READY, BECAUSE I'M READY AND WILLING BABY!"
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From the Archives of Madness that is @noneatnonedotcom and I’s discord. Something I came up with, because the thought of Pyrrha asking GoD to bring her back alive solely to annoy GoL amused me. Not even being dead will deny her getting laid by that hunky blond of hers, and if she’s gotta share? Well, he’s not called Jaune “Red Heads Do It Better” Arc for nothing.
#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#God of Darkness#God of Light#Brother Gods#Salem#headmaster ozpin#Lancaster#rwby lancaster#arkos#rose gold#Jaune Arc x Ruby Rose#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#rwby#rwby shitpost#humor#GoD did it solely to piss his brother off#Archives of Madness#jaune red heads do it better arc
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Rwby volume 9, chapter 10
#rwby#rwby9#rwby volume 9#rwby v9#rwby spoilers#rwby9 spoilers#raven branwen#summer ross#curious cat#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#rwby neopolitan#roman torchwick#god of darkness#god of light#my edits
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Muffled screaming. Everyone has it backwards
Oz is Darkness and Salem is Light.
Something something destruction is just the cycle of life. It's to clear out the old and replace it with the new. It's to learn and live and die and be reborn. Oz is Darkness, because he lives and he dies and he is reborn. He tears down the old (abolishing monarchies and militaries) and replaces it with what's new (the Academies, a council). He is demonized every time he does his best to help. He believes humanity shouldn't be punished for his mistakes. He offers choice and even knowledge (but not always; but choice is one thing he values above all else). He offers magic as a gift and a tool to use. He learns and grows from his mistakes. He's willing to concede and admit when he's done wrong.
Salem is Light. She is unchanging, undying. She does not age. She believes humanity is lost without Gods, that humanity, while strong, is a fraction of what it once was. She brings life (creating and modifying Grimm). She heals those who need it (Cinders arm, telling Watts to give Tyrian a new tail). But she's stubborn. She's cruel and terrifies people. She manipulates when deemed necessary. She wants to create a new world, one where she's the sole goddess. She hates Oz's gifts to humanity (possibly aura/semblances if my theory is right). She encroaches on Oz's territory and terrorizes those who side with him, and even those who aren't affiliated with him. She's petty and angry and a hypocrite.
I just. Sits down. They're Darkness and Light. They do hold qualities of the other (Salem is Grimm and destructive, Oz is Light and creates things), but it's like how Darkness can create life and Light can destroy.
#felix (host)#rwby#rwby rambles#rwby meta#rwby analysis#ozpin#rwby salem#god of Light#god of darkness#rwby gods#oz detests the grimm because they remind him of himself or something#salem detests aura n semblances because oz gave it to humanity#anyways im gonna go and die now
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I was bored and something clicked in my head. This is just a silly theory of mine
Something about Ruby and Yang, God of Light and God of Darkness, sisters and brothers, siblings
Something about Ruby has the Silver Eyes from God of Light, Yang has lilac eyes similar to God of Darkness eyes and when she angry she has red eyes like the Grimm
Yang's primary colour is yellow and her secondary colour is gold, Ruby's colour scheme similar to the Grimm and they both associated with death
In the trailers, when Ruby first appeared she killed the Grimm; Yang first appearance she destroyed a bar
The map of Remnant, 2 dragon-shape continents, 2 brothers with the one in the East is the Light bro and in the West is the Dark bro
Something about Yang Xiao Long, the God of Light and the Eastern; something about Ruby Rose, the God of Darkness and the Western
#English is not my 1st language#RWBY#Green Light Volume 10#Yang Xiao Long#Ruby Rose#God of Light#God of Darkness
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Jaune: I’d like to sell my soul.
God of Darkness: Is that a threat? Are you threatening me?
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Rwby 10 aliens 3
1- Lézard blanc (articguana)
2- Berserk (Four arms)
3- Celestial Knight (Alien X and 5% god of light and 5% god of darkness)
4- Beast Knight (Rath)
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby crossover#rwby au#ben 10 au#ben 10#articguana#four arms#alien x#god of light#god of darkness#rath
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For those of you who have watched RWBY what are your opinions regarding the brothers and their actions? I am asking for science.
#RWBY#god of darkness#god of light#rwde#for science#RWBY gods#rwby god of darkness#rwby god of light
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GoD, appears: Jaune, it's me, the Devil! I'm here to convince you to do sin! Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses. I'm not talking about walmart!
Jaune: I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!
GoD disappears as Grimm suddenly appear.
GoD: Okay, bye!
Jaune: Okay! I'll sin, I'll sin!
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