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ilovemesomevincentprice · 8 months

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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

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putridcowboy · 2 years

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the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

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suntails · 13 days

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toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

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sh1nsoukoku · 2 months

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dazai showing anger/annoyance/anguish is my religion

#god he’s such a brat I love him #I need to make a manga panel version of this cause it would be sexy #bungou stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #bsd anime #soukoku

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mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy · 10 months

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What Guillermo wanted being turned to be like

What Guillermo being turned was actually like

#his turning was LITERALLY so funny #‘the die has been cast’ he was trying so hard to make it sexy and cool god #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows spoilers #what we do in the shadows #mine #iwtv #interview with the vampire #1k #5k

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mobius-m-mobius · 7 months

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#just a couple of equally fierce battles 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #burn it to the ground vs. holding back lmao #as always mobius on the floor revolutionized sexiness as the mcu knows it so thank god he's never thrown a fist 🙏💖#honestly him being like 'no worries babe we *both* got kicked around' had me laughing for ages asfjslksk #and yes i could've trimmed the last gif but had to leave in the employee watching bc everyone knows what they are 😭#loki s2 spoilers #ravonna renslayer #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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heybiji · 3 months

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dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd art #dandelion treehollow #warlock #drow #all he does is talk... and talk... and talk #they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool #instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved #love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out #dande had a wild episode #start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire #end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules #where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time #it's complicated... and delicious #also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul #and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again)#only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head......#embarrassing.................

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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months

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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT AND HAIR COMBO!?!?

#also kinda serving grandpa leisure suit- NO STOP ITS SEXY OKAY #the high necked collar all zipped up im going to fall onto the floor #all black...what if i died!?#very slayful this weekend!!!#he is really serving supervillain in these honestly...bond villain....#where is his white cat hehehehe #GOD AND THE FUCKING HAIR TOO!!!!! SLICKED BACK *AND* FLUFFY #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 las vegas gp

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yaesfoxussy · 2 years

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His hands stops at your upper thigh before gliding back down again. With each stroke he gets closer but never quite reaches where you really want him

Better but I remember saying show me and I don’t have the best view from right here do I?

-Ryo

I look up at him and shudder a bit under his gaze

Then pick me up babe. I’ll put my thighs on your shoulders as you pin me against the wall and I’ll let you look as close as you want baby

#y.rp #god hes sexy #y.ryo

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ingravinoveritas · 5 months

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Sweet Jesus and the demons angels wept...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #good omens 2 #crowley #sexy ginger demon twink #behind the scenes #'70s crowley would #with that moustache oh god #seriously the amount of Bi Energy he exudes in this #god he is gorgeous here #far too much attractiveness in one person #let's spare a thought for Michael's admirable restraint #even though we all know he was thinking it too #the androgynous beauty of David Tennant #with a little Crowley thrown in the mix #amazing

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 26 days

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Vincent Price as Count Sforza

F-Troop; V is for Vampire (1967)

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katich-pigeon · 4 months

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I've been thinking pretty much about the notes in Control game about Alan, where he's listed one of an ideal candidate for the director of Bureau. Therefore i came up with an AU where Alan becomes the director of FBC. Casey is here too because Alex became a significant part of Alan's life as a character in his books, so our writer prescribed him to work in the bureau lol

Also my dear muse wrote fanfictions based on this AU on Ao3. I recommend reading it! :3с

#AU Alan is the director of FBC #Alan's playing God #Alan with glasses is sooo sexy ya know #Thanks to remedy for not making Alan a director fbc in the canon #It would be a world catastrophe #In a bad way #but he's already causing big problems for people #aw2 #control game #alan wake #alex casey #caseywake #by hints

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fauvester · 5 months

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kingmaker

#svsss #moshang #their dynamic is so funny #like yes one of these guys is tiny pathetic kind of sleazy cowardly etc #BUT he is also literally god and created the world and specifically created this very sexy king #so even though mbj might rock his shit daily the power dynamic is still WILDLY tilted towards lil ol an ding peak president mr shang #short king fr..

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dabislittlemouse · 5 months

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‘Til the bed breaks, til my legs shake, til the windows fog up, til we both burn, til Endeavor dies, til the whole Japan knows his name

(These artworks from Horikoshi’s assistant have me so feral I can’t even form proper words right now I am actually going insane thats my man right there I- )

#he is majestic he is perfection he is the moment #j-just look at him guys #i am sobbing he is so fucking pretty and sexy and-#for the love of god i cannot RESIST HIM #i just need him so damn badly BROOOOOOOO #dabi #touya todoroki #mha dabi #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #dabi bnha

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kr-yoongi · 2 months

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Colin Morgan in season 1 of Humans I want you.

(Timelapse below)

#and season 3 <3 #remember when I said 5 hours ago that I hoped to put out more Colin art soonish #well… it was sooner than I thought I guess !!#in my defence I only drew the top one just now !#the other two were in the drafts for a while…#I’m watching the living and the dead currently and MY GOD #Mr Nathan FARKS !!#he’s so sexy #ehem anyway !#I’m also listening to Colin narrate Terry Pratchett’s wizard series and I could not understand Colin in the beginning !!#not because he’s Irish but also because he’s Irish… I was listening so intently to his lovely accent that I didn’t hear a word he said /:#(it was easier to focus on after he put on silly voices for the different characters <3)#alright ! I’m done updating you on my Colin ongoings!! enjoy the art (:#Colin Morgan #Colin Morgan Fanart #Leo Elster #Humans 2015 #digital art #kr_yoongi

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vampyre-kin · 2 months

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Damn shawty, your haunting eyes, unique nose and janky teeth have bewitched my mind, body and soul.

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